Why Weddings Are a Total Rip-Off

Is that Bob Vance? Vance Refrigeration?

1:08 i know sims 3 music when i hear it

Omg are you mansplaining

Will thank you Adam, for infoming my plans for the future, that they are just for business.

if you hate adam so much, why would you invite him in the first place?

Oh that adam

I mean my mom makes flowers for weddings and one of the brides almost burnt off her hair but my mom is a good person she wouldn’t do that

A brand new couple who are still young and poor and about to become parents 9 months after the marriage who are at the most financially vulnerable of their lives. How should we celebrate their ceremony declaring them married? I know, let’s make them spend dozens of thousands of dollars on a Bill Gates costed and a 15 year olds birthday party sized awkward family reunion. They got some fancy plates they’ll never use I’m sure they’ll turn out just fine!

Of course, not all weddings are like this, but many have come to be ostentatious facades. People often evaluate others' wealth based on how fancy their wedding was. Also, it's not only about displaying wealth -- it's also a place where you feel like you have to display the largest number of wedding invitees as possible, as people sometimes think the number of invitees to one's wedding indicates the social status, the social network, or the number of friends of the bride or groom. Thus people often try to have large weddings and invite as many people as possible. The whole ceremony has come to be much about being conscious of showing your wealth or social status to the world, rather than being an important personal ceremony among your special loved ones.

Whiter then cum

So you're telling me that weddings ARENT HOLY!!?!?11?

You gotta be fun at parties

The subtitle/ caption at 4:50, we found the German...

This is why my mom planned everything...our Honeymoon is gonna be a road trip to America from Guatemala, since the wedding is gonna be in Guatemala...

"I budgeted it into the schedule"

"I took care of Adam."

Was that music a minute in from The Sims?

Adam, call matpat

I have an advantage because my dad is a photographer and he says that when I get married he will take pictures for free so yeah

*Everytime someone says something bad is good*
Adam: REEEEEEEEEEEE TARGET FOUND

I gotta admit this guy is hilarious

What’s Bob Vance doin there?

Hey look, it’s Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.

I expected the pastor to say "mawwage. mawwage is wot bwings us togethaw today."

Am I the only one who noticed that most of the music in Adams Videos is form "The Sims 3"?
Are there connections between you guys and EA?

Basically ,(starting with Queen Victoria) the use of white dresses and cakes was a trend amongst people who were rich enough to actually afford them back then to show off their wealth ,and it's still pretty expensive and pointless now

0:33 is that Bob Vace Vace refrigeration from the office

bob vance vance refrigiration

Adams wrong about the last bit your feelings do not need to change your feelings and they won't certainly change. it is just they observed some people have changed its -now they think they know that's true for everyone. it is funny how a man who knows he isnt infalliable talks so callously on a subject that has caused divorce to skyrocket and be justified. this is convent between two people under God who is love. and God does not change. he is eternal

The girl is weary n

I love how Adam seemed actually invited, just bound up and muffled!

Call the police on Adam

Screw Queen Victoria

a question for Adam, and what about muslim weddings

Emily and smurf

*D I V O R C E*

That's a hot wife tho

I wish i never went to the comments first because i ruined all the jokes before they came out in the video

Smurph was so funny, I wish he returned to CH for the new skits.

Until this video i used to think that Lannister were the worts thing that can happen to a wedding

mhhh funerals with cake....

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GET MARRIED!!!

This is so like, cringy but I love it

I agree and the corn part was funny.

Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration!

Cause hoe divorce you a day later and steal all your money after she convicts you of rape

emily and smurf 😂😂😂

Expert in wedding comerciallization. Translation: liberal arts degree

Adam ruins everything *liberal overlords tell him to*

Just have a cheap small wedding with your Parents and in-laws and only your friends on an empty field, trust me it will be more romantic than than a huge wedding.

My wife and I had an illegal wedding, as in we held the 5 minute ceremony in a park without a permit. Our backup plan was to hop into the lobby of a nearby museum if it rained since we'd be done fast enough that no one would realize what happened. The big wedding expense was dinner at a $30 per person restaurant (including booze) for the 25 guests. While our small invite list pissed off some of my wife's extended family since we only invited immediate family and local friends (so they also didn't have to spend more than $25 to attend, making the wedding inexpensive for everyone), those folks got over it fast.
You can't buy happiness -- that's a cliche statement, but it's also true. The sooner that sinks in, the happier you will be since you can stop spending to be happy and focus on what's actually important.

Is that the sim theme song in the beginning?

How to ruin Adam ruins everything: this helps no one, it's just some guy's opinion

Why can't just give the ring and go to the church in normal clothes??

hey i heard the sims 3 build mode soundtrack

I now pronounce you man and and wife, you may now eat the corn 😂😂😂

My parents never got married
My mom was 36 when she had me so I really doubt I was a mistake
But they're really happy together

1:07 Love the Sims 3 music.

My husband and I had a civil ceremony.

I kinda agree, my parents didn't have a wedding but weddings are fun

why does adam infuse race into everything 2:41 ? EVERY SINGLE VIDEO has something to do with white people being racist.

Okay, raise your hand if you want Adam to ruin your wedding.

Where's the Adam Ruins Everything part about how Feelings Change???

My cake!!! *it’s as white as all my friends!!!!!*

Mmmm Emily and *smurf*

i felt like that wedding company tried to kill itself

Why can't weddings be just a party? That would be way better.

I really hate how you throw race into EVERYTHING.

Roses are red, love is fake
Wedding are basically funerals with cake

We're signing a paper, going out to dinner and saving our money for more important things. lol Like our *lives together*.

But can Adam ruin garlic bread?

4:51 the subtitles

I wonder why his mama cannot pay for those centerpieces if she wants them so much

I was just watching wedding video!!!!!!!


I HATE YOU 😡😂😂😂😡😂

at 4:49 nien kampf alsohe looks like hitler

My parents married at the local church, had a reception at The Leisure Centre and had a Honeymoon in Scotland. We're from England btw.

The vid made me remember a line in The Corpse bride - "Marriage is a partnership"

You know, religious traditions that have persisted for hundreds of years and have a deep emotional meaning, in which you spend lots of money to show someone just how much they love the other person because of the fact that nothing is too expensive for their spouse is just a total ripoff right??? Right???? Huh Adam???? Huh asshole????? Right????

My parents didn't have a "real" wedding. All I know is that they got a marriage license and that's it. No ring or anything. Maybe that's why they haven't divorced.

it's ok adam u can say capitalism

i love this show

MEIN KAMPF in the subtitles when Smurf said remain calm.

now I can't speak for all bakeries, but as someone who works in a bakery, the cake comment is slightly off. yes tiered cakes have a higher price point than a sheet cake or a single round cake, but a tiered wedding cake vs a tiered birthday cake of the same size had no price difference. in fact, from what I've seen, tiered birthday cakes are more expensive, as people tend to do more intricate designs with the birthday tiered cakes

I'm going to do a Old Fashion Family Wedding

All Homemade

My wedding was roughly $6000. Very inexpensive and everyone had a great time. I don't regret a thing

I totally agree with everything in this video. But, as a DJ, I'm totally hypocritical since I will totally take the couples money for their special day.

i miss this girl man, shes never in the new videos anymore

This is why my parents didn't get married

The Sims Music! :D

Oh a Neo-marxist doesn't like the christianity because he believed the church has suppressed people

Also, from my experience, de facto couples seem to last longer than big-wedding couples. Are there any statistics on this?

Who displayed Queen Victoria?

They're even a bigger rip off for men, because if there's a divorce the amount they have to pay for alimony and child support is outrageous

Even after all this I'm probably just the type of person to be extra with my wedding. I mean if you keep it simple it's all up to you, i just want it to be what I want it to be, is all. :)

Is that the Sims music?

I love the way Murph just loses his shet

In India wedding costs not more than 5-6000 $

Not to mention the blood diamond business, the 50-60% divorce rate, the divorce industry, or the majority of history during which weddings had nothing to do with *love".

The cake is a lie.

He said Mein Kampf