Stephen Applies For White House Chief Of Staff

  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2018
  • With Mnuchin, Mulvaney and Ayers declining the opportunity, Stephen Colbert volunteers to be Donald Trump's White House chief of staff.
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  • Naman Mathur
    Naman Mathur 4 дня назад


  • Anand Varun Achari
    Anand Varun Achari 9 дней назад

    This man is a killer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Mohamed Adam Mohamed
    Mohamed Adam Mohamed 14 дней назад

    A job well bing,bing,bing,bong............

  • Songs Mirth
    Songs Mirth 15 дней назад

    I really respect Mr. Ayers for not taking that job. He would have been labeled a traitor like Trump. Trump is poison and will go down in history as the most corrupt President as we've ever had. A man who was more loyal to our enemies than to the American people. I can hear history Professors now. "The thing about Trump is that he could not tell the truth. He averaged ten lies a day. We will be studying why this man was a traitor many times over this semester and we have a lot of ground to cover." Songs

  • Daniel Andersson
    Daniel Andersson 16 дней назад

    I know this is not Conan but I found a mistake! That was the wrong finger used in the foam finger joke.

  • Mark Maxwell
    Mark Maxwell 17 дней назад

    That would lighten things
    You could borrow Jay Leno's cars.

  • Sunny B Sunny
    Sunny B Sunny 17 дней назад

    Colbert don't you dare take a Holiday! We need you!

  • Jiminy Lummox
    Jiminy Lummox 18 дней назад

    Hehehe, Muller can't get me in trouble. I did all those crimes amonmonsly... anomolusly..umm.... amonomously. . . . . amo-FUCK'N COVFEFE

    • Ann Lake
      Ann Lake 13 дней назад

      That's BRILLIANT!!!!!

  • Pia Rossi
    Pia Rossi 22 дня назад

    The only thing the stupit wall would stop is regular precious animal migration viva the ultimet Farrow Donald duck

  • Pia Rossi
    Pia Rossi 22 дня назад

    There is always one that is ready to kiss dinkel berrys

  • jervey123
    jervey123 24 дня назад

    jeez, why the hell am i watching this on christmas eve?

  • Benjamin Vincent
    Benjamin Vincent 25 дней назад

    God bless Stephen Colbert! Thanks for giving me laughter in my misery over Trump!

  • ramo moreno
    ramo moreno 26 дней назад

    Stephen Colbert potus 2020

  • Theresa Jarreau
    Theresa Jarreau 26 дней назад


  • John Smith
    John Smith 26 дней назад

    This man and his shenanigans as made a mockery...... wait I mean fuckery of the presidency and the Oval Office. I don’t live in the state, and I can see this moron being impeached.

  • Wajahat Shah
    Wajahat Shah 26 дней назад

    Well !!!!!! DONE

  • jan bar
    jan bar 28 дней назад

    Colbert, kto cie splodzil ty tepy idioto.

  • ShadowStoryteller
    ShadowStoryteller 29 дней назад

    Is it just me or does Nick Ayers look like Mike Pence in a wig?

  • jim buchens
    jim buchens Месяц назад

    Don the con is done

  • William Hicks
    William Hicks Месяц назад

    Please please can you cut the mics of those off camera who add such gems as “yes”, “ha ha”, and “mmmm”. It’s like an annoying Aunt at Christmas dinner who agrees with everything, but adds nothing.

  • leHungry
    leHungry Месяц назад +1

    Stephen’s monologues are unmatched of all late night!

  • Marivel Fernandez
    Marivel Fernandez Месяц назад +1

    love your show!

  • D Mack
    D Mack Месяц назад

    Ol' fat Nixon is going to prison... and hopefully some of his Nazi administration will be going with him.

  • Leighann McWilliams
    Leighann McWilliams Месяц назад

    I don’t like him Stephan. Mean jerk

  • Misha's World
    Misha's World Месяц назад

    I want to be the stage manager for this show and manage all the imaginary props Colbert uses.

  • Sam Burns
    Sam Burns Месяц назад +1

    My oh my, Donald's "Stupid" character trait continues to increase each week.

  • William H Bonnie
    William H Bonnie Месяц назад

    Stephen Colbert and liberalism, prime examples of why birth control and condoms were created. Just keep cryin, whining, and lyin til 2024. Maybe your nightmare will end then. But then again, maybe not. #MAGA #KAG. #TRUMP2020. #BUILDTHEDAMNWALL #WWG1WGA

  • Esther Mwangi
    Esther Mwangi Месяц назад

    Now I want Cohen regret emoji on my phone 😂

  • Andrej Tag
    Andrej Tag Месяц назад

    Take a Russian guy.

  • c C
    c C Месяц назад

    I want 2 do a Purge on all trump supporters

  • Kiki N
    Kiki N Месяц назад

    Nobody wants to sign an NDA

  • Suzette Young
    Suzette Young Месяц назад

    Stephen Colbert would make a great Chief of Staff! Stephen. Stephen, Stephen, Stephen

  • letsleepingdogslie
    letsleepingdogslie Месяц назад

    Trump is stupid if he passes this proposition with Stephen! They could make history!

  • Matt
    Matt Месяц назад

    Trump would be so embarrassed having to stand next to a real celebrity like Colbert day in and day out. I love it.

  • derry667dingo
    derry667dingo Месяц назад

    Well... done? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Colbert is a master of the comedic pause.

  • Dick Cox
    Dick Cox Месяц назад

    John Kelly quit. If Trump did the quitting, he would have had a replacement lined up.

  • wizeguy2007
    wizeguy2007 Месяц назад

    Is this really comedy? Or just a show for brainwashed people to go along like a bunch of lemmings running off of a cliff.

  • MrTingles
    MrTingles Месяц назад

    Hot Potreason, hot Potreason. Hot Potreason, hot Potreason.

  • APPLE & HAPPY x-files
    APPLE & HAPPY x-files Месяц назад +1


  • Donovan
    Donovan Месяц назад

    4 Star Liar and 1st Class Racist. Good riddance.

  • dolceanstar
    dolceanstar Месяц назад

    I hear Piers Morgan has also applied

  • Antwon Brinson
    Antwon Brinson Месяц назад

    Awesome!! So awesome!! 😂😂😂

  • maxhammertruth
    maxhammertruth Месяц назад

    It’s going to take a crowbar to get this dude out of office, no... a bouncer.

  • michael poche
    michael poche Месяц назад

    Is Dan Qualye available for Trump's Chief if Staff? Humm...Was Bush's VP even at the funeral? I didn't notice one way or the other.

  • Dragon Curve Enthusiast
    Dragon Curve Enthusiast Месяц назад

    a job .... well...... done.

  • Stormy
    Stormy Месяц назад

    Stephen wouldn't last five minutes because that would involve him doing a real job....

  • The P
    The P Месяц назад

    Right on :)

  • Louis Ayensu-Mensah
    Louis Ayensu-Mensah Месяц назад

    “I would like to humbly announce...”
    Colbert is so good with the voice. 😂😂😂😂

  • Fat Daddy
    Fat Daddy Месяц назад

    Your trump impersonation sucks Stephen

  • James Monroe
    James Monroe Месяц назад

    Like Bolton wig,,, or Whig

  • Michael Renshaw
    Michael Renshaw Месяц назад

    comes with a prison sentence lol

  • Javier Bonilla
    Javier Bonilla Месяц назад

    Individual 1 says: “I never instructed Cohen to do anything wrong”. Cohen says: “that is right, it’s my hobby to look for random women who can make up stories about married men and give them lots of money; I do it for the fun of it.”

  • Mystery Man
    Mystery Man Месяц назад

    10+ people in line?
    Stephen Colbert
    -Nick Ayers-
    Michael Costa
    John Oliver
    -Mick Mulvaney-
    Ivanka Trump
    Ivana Trump
    Donald Trump, Jr.
    -Steve Mnuchin-
    His wig

  • Michael James
    Michael James Месяц назад

    It's gonna be Richard Spencer.

  • theGhoulman
    theGhoulman Месяц назад

    Let me get this straight... The President of the United States is guilty of conspiracy with Russia, and paying off porn girls for sex, then paying THEM off for their silence, during the election (thus using election $) and all the while making biz $ to build hotels in the Middle East and Russia, yea, a lot. So, to get this straight, the US President is a real estate salesman. Dude...thought that was he was from the beginning. See?

  • Jack the Ripper
    Jack the Ripper Месяц назад

    He was number one

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan Месяц назад

    "But I believe in my heart of hearts that this could be fun for me."
    Hey, at least he's honest about what he wants to get out of the job unlike Trump and his administration.

  • Timothy McNulty
    Timothy McNulty Месяц назад

    Steven Corbert will be making apologies forever starting in Jan2019 when the Military Tribunals start on all the scum he's been helping avoid the executioner. GAME OVER.
    Didnt you see several of the Bush and Clinton Crime Family members receive an envelope with their folders at GHWBush's funeral?
    After all of them read the content, all of their expressions and expectations made a drastic change... Video Gold...

  • Brian Mouland
    Brian Mouland Месяц назад

    The only job you want is Nancy's face pillow Maggot!

  • Timothy Kwong
    Timothy Kwong Месяц назад

    All the Trump staffers who left this administration don't have to worry about going to HELL , they have already been there!!!!!!!!

  • Chester Carter
    Chester Carter Месяц назад

    I wonder who's going to the fema internment camps under president trump

  • Katherine Dorsey
    Katherine Dorsey Месяц назад

    Wanted: Trump White House currently seeking to fill vacant Chief of Staff position. Illegal Mexicans welcome to apply, no AMERICAN wants this sucky job. ~MAGA ~ OLÉ 🤣🤣🤣
    - D.W.

  • Katherine Dorsey
    Katherine Dorsey Месяц назад

    Wanted: Trump White House currently seeking to fill vacant Chief of Staff position. Illegal Mexicans welcome to apply, no AMERICAN wants this sucky job. ~MAGA ~ OLÉ 🤣🤣🤣

  • MR SriLankan
    MR SriLankan Месяц назад

    Individual-1 and “Totally clears the President” got me rofl 🤣. Individual-1 is a troll!

  • Virka Odinenko
    Virka Odinenko Месяц назад

    Ah, this prostituted jester is now wanting a job at White House?

  • Paul Herbst
    Paul Herbst Месяц назад +1


  • u will c told u so
    u will c told u so Месяц назад

    once trump goes away this guy loses his whole act...then what?

  • Oma Rumunna
    Oma Rumunna Месяц назад


  • WarMask
    WarMask Месяц назад

    I'm extremely disapointed by Stephen. You lost your edge man.

  • Jackie Lubeck
    Jackie Lubeck Месяц назад

    According to Aaron Sorkin in West Wing; the chief of staff should be (1) a best friend and (2) smarter than the president... So that leaves no one and everyone. (THIS IS A GOOD JOKE...!!!!)

  • MravacKid
    MravacKid Месяц назад

    Stephen Colbert as the next Republican president? :D

  • Salahudin346
    Salahudin346 Месяц назад

    If you get the job, the man on the West wing will be out of his presidential seat! 🤣😂😆

  • Kathleen Greves
    Kathleen Greves Месяц назад

    torso ventilation ,, lol lol thanks for the laughs

  • joe blogs
    joe blogs Месяц назад

    wouldn't individual 1 be Putin?

  • Poison Kiss
    Poison Kiss Месяц назад

    At this point, anyone would have to be caught dead to work for Trump. You'd have to have nothing to lose to join the Trump administration.

  • Genghis Khan
    Genghis Khan Месяц назад +1

    Stephen Miller is KKKREMLIN Donnie's bedwarmer

  • R023 G0ld
    R023 G0ld Месяц назад

    President Trump has a thing for blondes, Ivana Trump, Stormy Daniels, Paula White and of course his daughter Ivanka Trump. Very Aryan 👌

  • Tds Tds
    Tds Tds Месяц назад

    Steven would be a terrible Chief if Staff. But still better than the Trumpster as President.
    Fun to watch for a month or two. A train wreck after that.

  • Forrest Lincoln
    Forrest Lincoln Месяц назад

    Guess who's going to be announced as "Acting Chief of Staff" ... after all it saves taxpayer money to make Mike Pence a two-fer Trump affiliate.

  • Sarah Brayer
    Sarah Brayer Месяц назад

    I said after he won the election, he kept saying "the election is rigged" because he F*#@$+;! rigged it! Come on Mueller! Bring the hammer down!

  • trainwreck told ya
    trainwreck told ya Месяц назад

    David Letterman was funny

  • Leo Peridot
    Leo Peridot Месяц назад

    It's clear that the WH is turning the next Chief of Staff hunt into a bad episode of The Apprentice. Unfortunately for the WH, it's backfiring on Trump because people are turning him down, and the ones applying are even more incompetent, visceral, and toxic than Trump himself. So I do hope Stephen Miller is selected. My money is on Cory Lewandowski or KellyAnne Conway.
    I have to laugh at Santorum turning down the WH offer, so he says. Like anyone would offer him a job at the WH. There is no way Jared Kurshner will let Chris Christie inside the WH. Ultimatum would be made, either Christie goes or Jared will take Ivanka and leave the WH.

  • michael ruiz
    michael ruiz Месяц назад

    MAGA !!!

  • Dennis Dowd
    Dennis Dowd Месяц назад

    The beginning of the end of Trump forever.....

  • Ricardo Salas
    Ricardo Salas Месяц назад

    I think Trump should bring Oma Rosa back to be the new Chief of Staff...

  • Michsel Holiday
    Michsel Holiday Месяц назад

    you know what would be really funny if Donald Trump said yes Steven and then fired him

  • Golden 47
    Golden 47 Месяц назад

    I'd love to see a comedian in the White House. It would be awesome

  • Linn Davis
    Linn Davis Месяц назад

    *Colbert sniffs the end of the finger* baaaahahahah Yeah, you don't wanna know where that's been.

  • heterodyne1
    heterodyne1 Месяц назад

    YOUR only job qualifications would not even get you a job as lifeguard at a sewage treatment plant.

  • Sijan Bhandari
    Sijan Bhandari Месяц назад

    I am up. I am up. Here, look here. i got my hands up too.

  • p0gr
    p0gr Месяц назад

    what happens if stephen is accepted?

  • The Kniving Feather
    The Kniving Feather Месяц назад

    Dear Stevie, don't you know by now the conglomerate position of chief of staff is under prescreening..."A spoon can be magdalenized by the homomorphism of the mouth"

  • KindaRustySocks24
    KindaRustySocks24 Месяц назад

    This is my annual reminder that Stephen Colbert is not funny

  • D Y
    D Y Месяц назад +1

    Anyone who takes this job,be prepare to lie and be deceptive for the orange b!ob and expect no loyalty in return!

  • J. Patterson
    J. Patterson Месяц назад

    Thought it said Chef... 😂

  • Jake Filmore
    Jake Filmore Месяц назад

    Y'all Americans shouldn't be crying now. You elected him after all

  • E G Williams-Woodson
    E G Williams-Woodson Месяц назад

    The only requirements are, that you are a living or a once living being, lack comman sense, have zero morality/humanity, willing to be totally loyal, not too fond of your freedom, and look good in Orange or stripes....🙃 If you have these qualities, the sign on the line....🖍

  • Healing Dog
    Healing Dog Месяц назад +1

    Who would want to clean after the man who $hits all over himself, everywhere, everyday...

  • Angel PDI
    Angel PDI Месяц назад


  • Mourad Bouskla
    Mourad Bouskla Месяц назад

    He looks like that light skinned Guy with blond hair from Harry Potter.