Stephen Applies For White House Chief Of Staff

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  • Published on Dec 11, 2018
  • With Mnuchin, Mulvaney and Ayers declining the opportunity, Stephen Colbert volunteers to be Donald Trump's White House chief of staff.
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  • Alix Valerian
    Alix Valerian Month ago

    Values blond hair...racist...dictator...hmm, who does that sound like?
    Also, Ayers? Sounds a lot like Aryan. Aryan race? Trump is Hitler reincarnated. Proven.

  • Liz Johnson
    Liz Johnson Month ago

    Speaking truth to power looks great on a resume' with any other administration.. But careful this one is sending everyone to prison lol.

  • Gloria Cook
    Gloria Cook 2 months ago

    JohnCook Australia ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ. Russian born Trump is making a mockery of this job. Why did the Trump family adopt this little Chernobyl waif ? Of course it was a tax scam but it came unstuck when it was found little Donnie had been exposed to radiation poisoning. Well we all know that causes skin discoloring and small hands that canโ€™t develop to normal size. Low IQ and uncontrollable lying are symptoms also .
    Doing moronic things and denying that it was you is again another symptom. Pussy grabbing is high up on side effects.

  • Noel Chavez
    Noel Chavez 2 months ago

    Long live Trump in prison

  • Estelle Bright
    Estelle Bright 2 months ago

    Will trump pay his staff in person during government shutdown? I doubt not.

  • Naman Mathur
    Naman Mathur 3 months ago

    2:42?????

  • Anand Varun Achari
    Anand Varun Achari 3 months ago

    This man is a killer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Mohamed Adam Mohamed
    Mohamed Adam Mohamed 3 months ago

    A job well bing,bing,bing,bong............

  • Songs Mirth
    Songs Mirth 3 months ago

    I really respect Mr. Ayers for not taking that job. He would have been labeled a traitor like Trump. Trump is poison and will go down in history as the most corrupt President as we've ever had. A man who was more loyal to our enemies than to the American people. I can hear history Professors now. "The thing about Trump is that he could not tell the truth. He averaged ten lies a day. We will be studying why this man was a traitor many times over this semester and we have a lot of ground to cover." Songs

  • Daniel Andersson
    Daniel Andersson 3 months ago

    I know this is not Conan but I found a mistake! That was the wrong finger used in the foam finger joke.

  • Mark Maxwell
    Mark Maxwell 3 months ago

    That would lighten things up....lol.....
    You could borrow Jay Leno's cars.

  • Sunny B Sunny
    Sunny B Sunny 3 months ago

    Colbert don't you dare take a Holiday! We need you!

  • Jiminy Lummox
    Jiminy Lummox 3 months ago

    Hehehe, Muller can't get me in trouble. I did all those crimes amonmonsly... anomolusly..umm.... amonomously. . . . . amo-FUCK'N COVFEFE

    • Ann Lake
      Ann Lake 3 months ago

      That's BRILLIANT!!!!!

  • Pia Rossi
    Pia Rossi 3 months ago

    The only thing the stupit wall would stop is regular precious animal migration viva the ultimet Farrow Donald duck

  • Pia Rossi
    Pia Rossi 3 months ago

    There is always one that is ready to kiss dinkel berrys

  • jervey123
    jervey123 3 months ago

    jeez, why the hell am i watching this on christmas eve?

  • Benjamin Vincent
    Benjamin Vincent 3 months ago

    God bless Stephen Colbert! Thanks for giving me laughter in my misery over Trump!

  • ramo moreno
    ramo moreno 3 months ago

    Stephen Colbert potus 2020

  • Theresa Jarreau
    Theresa Jarreau 3 months ago

    MAYBE HE WOULD BE BETTER AT THAT JOB THAN THE ONE HES DOING NOW. BECAUSE HE SUCKS AT THE ONE HE HAS NOW.

  • Adetunde Babsโ€™s
    Adetunde Babsโ€™s 3 months ago

    This man and his shenanigans as made a mockery...... wait I mean fuckery of the presidency and the Oval Office. I donโ€™t live in the state, and I can see this moron being impeached.

  • Wajahat Shah
    Wajahat Shah 3 months ago

    Well !!!!!! DONE

  • jan bar
    jan bar 4 months ago

    Colbert, kto cie splodzil ty tepy idioto.

  • ShadowStoryteller
    ShadowStoryteller 4 months ago

    Is it just me or does Nick Ayers look like Mike Pence in a wig?

  • jim buchens
    jim buchens 4 months ago

    Don the con is done

  • William Hicks
    William Hicks 4 months ago

    Please please can you cut the mics of those off camera who add such gems as โ€œyesโ€, โ€œha haโ€, and โ€œmmmmโ€. Itโ€™s like an annoying Aunt at Christmas dinner who agrees with everything, but adds nothing.

  • leHungry
    leHungry 4 months ago +1

    Stephenโ€™s monologues are unmatched of all late night!

  • Marivel Fernandez
    Marivel Fernandez 4 months ago +1

    love your show!

  • D Mack
    D Mack 4 months ago

    Ol' fat Nixon is going to prison... and hopefully some of his Nazi administration will be going with him.

  • Leighann McWilliams
    Leighann McWilliams 4 months ago

    I donโ€™t like him Stephan. Mean jerk

  • Misha's World
    Misha's World 4 months ago

    I want to be the stage manager for this show and manage all the imaginary props Colbert uses.

  • Sam Burns
    Sam Burns 4 months ago +1

    My oh my, Donald's "Stupid" character trait continues to increase each week.

  • William H Bonnie
    William H Bonnie 4 months ago

    Stephen Colbert and liberalism, prime examples of why birth control and condoms were created. Just keep cryin, whining, and lyin til 2024. Maybe your nightmare will end then. But then again, maybe not. #MAGA #KAG. #TRUMP2020. #BUILDTHEDAMNWALL #WWG1WGA

  • Esther Mwangi
    Esther Mwangi 4 months ago

    Now I want Cohen regret emoji on my phone ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Andrej Tag
    Andrej Tag 4 months ago

    Take a Russian guy.

  • c C
    c C 4 months ago

    I want 2 do a Purge on all trump supporters

  • Kiki N
    Kiki N 4 months ago

    Nobody wants to sign an NDA

  • Suzette Young
    Suzette Young 4 months ago

    Stephen Colbert would make a great Chief of Staff! Stephen. Stephen, Stephen, Stephen

  • letsleepingdogslie
    letsleepingdogslie 4 months ago

    Trump is stupid if he passes this proposition with Stephen! They could make history!

  • Matt
    Matt 4 months ago

    Trump would be so embarrassed having to stand next to a real celebrity like Colbert day in and day out. I love it.

  • derry667dingo
    derry667dingo 4 months ago

    Well... done? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Colbert is a master of the comedic pause.

  • Poker Princess
    Poker Princess 4 months ago

    John Kelly quit. If Trump did the quitting, he would have had a replacement lined up.

  • wizeguy2007
    wizeguy2007 4 months ago

    Is this really comedy? Or just a show for brainwashed people to go along like a bunch of lemmings running off of a cliff.

  • MrTingles
    MrTingles 4 months ago

    Hot Potreason, hot Potreason. Hot Potreason, hot Potreason.

  • APPLE & HAPPY x-files
    APPLE & HAPPY x-files 4 months ago +1

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Donovan
    Donovan 4 months ago

    4 Star Liar and 1st Class Racist. Good riddance.

  • dolceanstar
    dolceanstar 4 months ago

    I hear Piers Morgan has also applied

  • Antwon Brinson
    Antwon Brinson 4 months ago

    Awesome!! So awesome!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • maxhammertruth
    maxhammertruth 4 months ago

    Itโ€™s going to take a crowbar to get this dude out of office, no... a bouncer.

  • michael poche
    michael poche 4 months ago

    Is Dan Qualye available for Trump's Chief if Staff? Humm...Was Bush's VP even at the funeral? I didn't notice one way or the other.

  • Dragon Curve Enthusiast

    a job .... well...... done.

  • Stormy
    Stormy 4 months ago

    Stephen wouldn't last five minutes because that would involve him doing a real job....

  • The P
    The P 4 months ago

    Right on :)

  • Louis Ayensu-Mensah
    Louis Ayensu-Mensah 4 months ago

    โ€œI would like to humbly announce...โ€
    Colbert is so good with the voice. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Fat Daddy
    Fat Daddy 4 months ago

    Your trump impersonation sucks Stephen

  • James Monroe
    James Monroe 4 months ago

    Like Bolton wig,,, or Whig

  • Michael Renshaw
    Michael Renshaw 4 months ago

    comes with a prison sentence lol

  • Javier Bonilla
    Javier Bonilla 4 months ago

    Individual 1 says: โ€œI never instructed Cohen to do anything wrongโ€. Cohen says: โ€œthat is right, itโ€™s my hobby to look for random women who can make up stories about married men and give them lots of money; I do it for the fun of it.โ€

  • Mystery Man
    Mystery Man 4 months ago

    10+ people in line?
    Stephen Colbert
    -Nick Ayers-
    Michael Costa
    John Oliver
    -Mick Mulvaney-
    Ivanka Trump
    Ivana Trump
    Donald Trump, Jr.
    -Steve Mnuchin-
    His wig

  • Michael James
    Michael James 4 months ago

    It's gonna be Richard Spencer.

  • theGhoulman
    theGhoulman 4 months ago

    Let me get this straight... The President of the United States is guilty of conspiracy with Russia, and paying off porn girls for sex, then paying THEM off for their silence, during the election (thus using election $) and all the while making biz $ to build hotels in the Middle East and Russia, yea, a lot. So, to get this straight, the US President is a real estate salesman. Dude...thought that was he was from the beginning. See?

  • Jack the Ripper
    Jack the Ripper 4 months ago

    He was number one

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan 4 months ago

    "But I believe in my heart of hearts that this could be fun for me."
    Hey, at least he's honest about what he wants to get out of the job unlike Trump and his administration.

  • Timothy McNulty
    Timothy McNulty 4 months ago

    Steven Corbert will be making apologies forever starting in Jan2019 when the Military Tribunals start on all the scum he's been helping avoid the executioner. GAME OVER.
    Didnt you see several of the Bush and Clinton Crime Family members receive an envelope with their folders at GHWBush's funeral?
    After all of them read the content, all of their expressions and expectations made a drastic change... Video Gold...

  • Brian Mouland
    Brian Mouland 4 months ago

    The only job you want is Nancy's face pillow Maggot!

  • Timothy Kwong
    Timothy Kwong 4 months ago

    All the Trump staffers who left this administration don't have to worry about going to HELL , they have already been there!!!!!!!!

  • Chester Carter
    Chester Carter 4 months ago

    I wonder who's going to the fema internment camps under president trump

  • Katherine Dorsey
    Katherine Dorsey 4 months ago

    Wanted: Trump White House currently seeking to fill vacant Chief of Staff position. Illegal Mexicans welcome to apply, no AMERICAN wants this sucky job. ~MAGA ~ OLร‰ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
    - D.W.

  • Katherine Dorsey
    Katherine Dorsey 4 months ago

    Wanted: Trump White House currently seeking to fill vacant Chief of Staff position. Illegal Mexicans welcome to apply, no AMERICAN wants this sucky job. ~MAGA ~ OLร‰ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • MR SriLankan
    MR SriLankan 4 months ago

    Individual-1 and โ€œTotally clears the Presidentโ€ got me rofl ๐Ÿคฃ. Individual-1 is a troll!

  • Virka Odinenko
    Virka Odinenko 4 months ago

    Ah, this prostituted jester is now wanting a job at White House?

  • Paul Herbst
    Paul Herbst 4 months ago +1

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • u will c told u so
    u will c told u so 4 months ago

    once trump goes away this guy loses his whole act...then what?

  • Oma Rumunna
    Oma Rumunna 4 months ago

    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

  • WarMask
    WarMask 4 months ago

    I'm extremely disapointed by Stephen. You lost your edge man.

  • Hooking In Good Company - Jackie

    According to Aaron Sorkin in West Wing; the chief of staff should be (1) a best friend and (2) smarter than the president... So that leaves no one and everyone. (THIS IS A GOOD JOKE...!!!!)

  • MravacKid
    MravacKid 4 months ago

    Stephen Colbert as the next Republican president? :D

  • Salahudin346
    Salahudin346 4 months ago

    If you get the job, the man on the West wing will be out of his presidential seat! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†

  • Kathleen Greves
    Kathleen Greves 4 months ago

    torso ventilation ,, lol lol thanks for the laughs

  • joe blogs
    joe blogs 4 months ago

    wouldn't individual 1 be Putin?

  • Poison Kiss
    Poison Kiss 4 months ago

    At this point, anyone would have to be caught dead to work for Trump. You'd have to have nothing to lose to join the Trump administration.

  • Genghis Khan
    Genghis Khan 4 months ago +1

    Stephen Miller is KKKREMLIN Donnie's bedwarmer

  • R023 G0ld
    R023 G0ld 4 months ago

    President Trump has a thing for blondes, Ivana Trump, Stormy Daniels, Paula White and of course his daughter Ivanka Trump. Very Aryan ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  • Tds Tds
    Tds Tds 4 months ago

    Steven would be a terrible Chief if Staff. But still better than the Trumpster as President.
    Fun to watch for a month or two. A train wreck after that.

  • Forrest Lincoln
    Forrest Lincoln 4 months ago

    Guess who's going to be announced as "Acting Chief of Staff" ... after all it saves taxpayer money to make Mike Pence a two-fer Trump affiliate.

  • Sarah Brayer
    Sarah Brayer 4 months ago

    I said after he won the election, he kept saying "the election is rigged" because he F*#@$+;! rigged it! Come on Mueller! Bring the hammer down!

  • trainwreck told ya
    trainwreck told ya 4 months ago

    David Letterman was funny

  • Leo Peridot
    Leo Peridot 4 months ago

    It's clear that the WH is turning the next Chief of Staff hunt into a bad episode of The Apprentice. Unfortunately for the WH, it's backfiring on Trump because people are turning him down, and the ones applying are even more incompetent, visceral, and toxic than Trump himself. So I do hope Stephen Miller is selected. My money is on Cory Lewandowski or KellyAnne Conway.
    I have to laugh at Santorum turning down the WH offer, so he says. Like anyone would offer him a job at the WH. There is no way Jared Kurshner will let Chris Christie inside the WH. Ultimatum would be made, either Christie goes or Jared will take Ivanka and leave the WH.

  • Michael R.
    Michael R. 4 months ago

    MAGA !!!

  • Dennis Dowd
    Dennis Dowd 4 months ago

    The beginning of the end of Trump forever.....

  • Ricardo Salas
    Ricardo Salas 4 months ago

    I think Trump should bring Oma Rosa back to be the new Chief of Staff...

  • Michsel Holiday
    Michsel Holiday 4 months ago

    you know what would be really funny if Donald Trump said yes Steven and then fired him

  • Golden 47
    Golden 47 4 months ago

    I'd love to see a comedian in the White House. It would be awesome

  • Linn Davis
    Linn Davis 4 months ago

    *Colbert sniffs the end of the finger* baaaahahahah Yeah, you don't wanna know where that's been.

  • heterodyne1
    heterodyne1 4 months ago

    YOUR only job qualifications would not even get you a job as lifeguard at a sewage treatment plant.

  • Sijan Bhandari
    Sijan Bhandari 4 months ago

    I am up. I am up. Here, look here. i got my hands up too.

  • p0gr
    p0gr 4 months ago

    what happens if stephen is accepted?

  • The Kniving Feather
    The Kniving Feather 4 months ago

    Dear Stevie, don't you know by now the conglomerate position of chief of staff is under prescreening..."A spoon can be magdalenized by the homomorphism of the mouth"

  • KindaRustySocks24
    KindaRustySocks24 4 months ago

    This is my annual reminder that Stephen Colbert is not funny

  • D Y
    D Y 4 months ago +1

    Anyone who takes this job,be prepare to lie and be deceptive for the orange b!ob and expect no loyalty in return!

  • J. Patterson
    J. Patterson 4 months ago

    Thought it said Chef... ๐Ÿ˜‚