Max Payne - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Published on Jan 2, 2019
  • It made an awesome game, but the film version brought on a different kind of pain. Nostalgia Critic checks out Max Payne.

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    Max Payne is a 2008 neo-noir action thriller film based on the video game series of the same name developed by Remedy Entertainment and published by Rockstar Games. It was written by Beau Thorne and directed by John Moore. The film stars Mark Wahlberg in the title role as Max Payne, Mila Kunis as Mona Sax, Ludacris as Jim Bravura, and Beau Bridges as BB Hensley.
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Comments • 6 864

  • Channel Awesome
    Channel Awesome  8 months ago +1684

    New year. New season. New studio. NEW WALL COLOR?!?!??!?
    Vote in the comments what wall color we should have, White or the current wall color Grey.

    • Hadrien Payer
      Hadrien Payer Month ago

      Green

    • dshamzoo
      dshamzoo 3 months ago

      Who cares?!?

    • Jac Conte
      Jac Conte 6 months ago

      Nostalgia Critic? Would you want to review Dora and Lost City of Gold?
      ru-clip.com/video/gUTtJjV852c/video.html

    • Da_ Gudz
      Da_ Gudz 8 months ago +1

      I vote vanta black it’s the darkest dark their is
      (But actually grey)

  • Elijah Gemmill
    Elijah Gemmill 5 days ago

    When it starts buffering at the loading screen...

  • Thomas Anderson
    Thomas Anderson 7 days ago

    Absolutely hated that movie

  • razor Gaming
    razor Gaming 13 days ago

    i had a dream. of my beloved game max payne. he was dead. but it was all right.

    • razor Gaming
      razor Gaming 13 days ago

      dreams have a nasty habit of going bad when your not looking.

  • DeusVult Guy
    DeusVult Guy 20 days ago

    Natasha is really russian actress

  • 10GaugeManiac
    10GaugeManiac 20 days ago

    8:15 Laura Palmer's palm.. Arnold is going to be upset.

  • Shadows Hope
    Shadows Hope 21 day ago

    my biggest criticism of almost all action movies: Shoot low, and aim in front of the target, DUMBASSES!!!!!!!!!

  • Alexandros Papafotiou
    Alexandros Papafotiou 22 days ago

    9:53
    *POW!*

    Like if you get the reference~ >;D

  • Heru Solares
    Heru Solares 24 days ago

    I find it funny that Doug keeps shitting on the winter weather. That kind of shitty snow/rain happens all the time here in Europe.

  • Tyler Murzyn
    Tyler Murzyn Month ago

    Lamo none of the casting was done right here.

  • Alec Aquino
    Alec Aquino Month ago

    What a nostalgic movie! You really do live up to your title...

  • Wes_The_Hunter
    Wes_The_Hunter Month ago

    10:40 As he walks the... "Snow" floats up from the floor... Looks more like Polystyrene

  • TheTuubster
    TheTuubster Month ago +1

    Mel Gibson would have been a perfect Max Payne (see "Payback").
    The movie unfortunately focused on the wrong aspects of the Payne story plus it was miscast in all departments. "Max Payne" is a perfect example how casting can kill a movie.

  • Rockin’ Pixels
    Rockin’ Pixels Month ago

    If you paint the walls white your property will be easier to resell. It really depends on how long you plan to stay.

  • Rockin’ Pixels
    Rockin’ Pixels Month ago

    ...oh no 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • Andy Kay
    Andy Kay Month ago

    13:37 thats his real scar... its "marlo" from the wire.

  • Shady Mist
    Shady Mist Month ago

    I heard this movie was supposed to be bad, but i actually liked it. But than it was the unrated version that i saw and I don't know how different it is in comparison to the PG-13 version.

  • Impact Trooper
    Impact Trooper Month ago

    rain and snow can change in one week, if the temerature is between -1 and +3°C.

  • Rusty Shackleford
    Rusty Shackleford Month ago

    Was so disappointed when I watched this movie. What was so wrong they couldn't do the story line like the game. Changed people around and the whole concept. This is why game movies don't do well.

  • Jonathan Bonatti
    Jonathan Bonatti Month ago

    Has NC never seen The Wire?! That scar was real.

  • Alpharius Omegon
    Alpharius Omegon Month ago

    please do one on major pain PLEASE XD

  • Fritz Metzger
    Fritz Metzger Month ago

    i internally cried so bad that this movie is just out of my expectations from the game

  • Bee Well
    Bee Well Month ago

    thats where i remember him ftom... Bullock from Gotham

  • Paradime
    Paradime Month ago

    17:00 what chips are those? :D

  • mrpickle 1900
    mrpickle 1900 Month ago

    16:35 best part ever

  • Manopols xD
    Manopols xD Month ago

    7:51 a MOKA coffee maker that whistle like a kettle .
    like a cat that barks

  • CDN Lightning
    CDN Lightning Month ago +1

    Don't talk shit about Odonald or whatever his name is...


    He's going to be a detective one day

  • Heavy Metal Mikey
    Heavy Metal Mikey Month ago

    The weather in this like Michigan 30 degrees with snow one day 2 Days Later 65° and sunny

  • Bartoc
    Bartoc Month ago +1

    I like the skits more than the review because the movie is just damn bland :3

  • ivarkr
    ivarkr Month ago

    "In one week we went from rain to snow 4 times" - Sounds like Estonian weather.

  • radikaali
    radikaali 2 months ago

    Well you can imagine how us Finnish people feel like, we make a great games and then they get butchered by hollywood, First Max Payne and then Angry birds, what next? You gonna make a movie about Clash of clans, Trials, Flatout, Alan wake or Quantum break.....Please dont. Well maybe Quantum break, that could be interesting

  • Conker's Crib
    Conker's Crib 2 months ago

    20:06 The SWAT team is the best part of the film. So funny

  • Alyssa Haydon
    Alyssa Haydon 2 months ago

    Hi Dough you should reveiw the neswest dark Phoenix movie,in my opinion its not that good but id like to see your opinion on it

  • Reaper
    Reaper 2 months ago

    The casting for Max Payne was beyond shit. How could they choose Wahlberg?!

  • Acularius
    Acularius 2 months ago

    Snow and rain on the same day? Sounds like home.

  • Proteus
    Proteus 2 months ago

    Are you on drugs Max? "What? No................."

  • Timothy Morris
    Timothy Morris 2 months ago +1

    I love that Monorail Simpsons reference: I call the big one Bitey. Brilliant!

  • Alastair Blake
    Alastair Blake 2 months ago

    What's that cartoon with The Brain's voice at 5:10 ?

  • Jerrold Ong
    Jerrold Ong 2 months ago

    lol, Major Payne was a fun movie! XD yea it wasnt the best, but I still enjoyed it :)

  • Viktor Hill
    Viktor Hill 2 months ago

    Yoooo the drug ad 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Viktor Hill
    Viktor Hill 2 months ago

    Tis movie is so boring this review is better then the movie.

  • Ba Dis
    Ba Dis 2 months ago

    Mel Gibson's Payback is a better Max Payne than this movie

  • Journeyman
    Journeyman 2 months ago

    I’ve been fan since the early days, and wow, the production value on you guys videos have gotten crazy good!!!!

  • The Jazz King
    The Jazz King 2 months ago

    Will Thor and Hulk appear in this?

  • The Jazz King
    The Jazz King 2 months ago

    Thank you. Come again.

  • Nyarlathotep
    Nyarlathotep 2 months ago

    7:28 holy shit, that MST3K drop.

  • Corey Barker
    Corey Barker 2 months ago

    This is on the same level as the Doom film. There was SO MUCH great material, and they made even the cool stuff unbearably lame and unenthusiastic

  • Limau Purut
    Limau Purut 2 months ago +1

    No Max Heat joke? Porn parody of Max Payne within the original game. Seriously.

  • Frederixus Grand Maximus

    It is very sad to know that some independent film maker (I think from Poland) was already making a film that was much more like video games, but it was forbidden to make this film and use the name Max Payne . So that Hollywood came up with its own version. With Mark Wahlberg. And it is insane to think that they have managed to put it that way, even with the creator and writer Sam Lake involved.

  • Rasmus Hansen Bülow-Olsen

    14:50 - Ugh! Mark, could you at least try to look happy and not look weird?

  • j s s
    j s s 2 months ago

    I love the twirly gun thingy in the opening 😊

  • TheHolyPotato
    TheHolyPotato 2 months ago

    Do a movie on the Teen Wolf 1985 movie

  • Matt Way
    Matt Way 2 months ago

    Shutup, Meg

  • Brandon Morel Rojas
    Brandon Morel Rojas 3 months ago

    In the movie, Jack Lupino has a lot of screen time but he is boring as hell, in the game he appears less than 30 minutes but damn he has so much personality, he is over-the-top and crazy as a goat.

  • Bruwer van Vrede
    Bruwer van Vrede 3 months ago

    Im watched so many nostalgia critic vids. And Doug is so cringe sometimes. But its still hilarious and i can’t stop watching. Never stop!!

  • L195_SmileDog
    L195_SmileDog 3 months ago

    9:52 gets ad for deodorant :P

  • Codermations
    Codermations 3 months ago

    How do you fuck up a max Payne movie?

  • Jolene Harrison
    Jolene Harrison 3 months ago

    Max Payne

  • Piggiswinks
    Piggiswinks 3 months ago

    The drug free America bit 😂🤣👍

  • Hunter Webster
    Hunter Webster 3 months ago

    This movie's so boring I forgot about this review.