Trevor Noah Stand Up

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  • Published on Apr 18, 2017

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  • Katie Monroe
    Katie Monroe 2 hours ago

    navy blue black

  • Katie Monroe
    Katie Monroe 2 hours ago

    i felt like a bag of weed hahahah

  • Kofi .arhen
    Kofi .arhen 7 hours ago +1

    For once I assumed You people speak English 😂😂😂

  • AALO GAMER
    AALO GAMER 7 hours ago

    I'm from Iraq and it's more than 55 C° sometimes and we drink hot tea outside

  • brian kioko
    brian kioko 9 hours ago

    My dude was a bag a weed!😂😂😂

  • Afi Salahuddin
    Afi Salahuddin 10 hours ago

    😅😅 "THIS IS SPARTA...NAaahMEEN?" 🤣🤣

  • Mr Sr
    Mr Sr 10 hours ago

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • Eric L
    Eric L 23 hours ago +2

    He tries so hard and falls flat so hard.

  • Malcolm Richardson

    This guy is absolutely fucking HILARIOUS.

  • Dena Turner
    Dena Turner Day ago

    He's wrong about one thing though.... there is ONE thing cooler than American Black..... Idris Elba

  • brian chinyadza
    brian chinyadza Day ago

    Lbs-lot of bushit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Vaira .123
    Vaira .123 Day ago

    Americas such a stupid place 😂

  • Kenneth Carvalho

    not bad...quite funny

  • Maykel Holland
    Maykel Holland Day ago +1

    asshole. racist .

  • TheMighty2save
    TheMighty2save 2 days ago +4

    I like you for praising black Americans, love it. 💛💛💛

  • ትኒጧ ትንኝ
    ትኒጧ ትንኝ 2 days ago

    Oh, Trevor! So talented and witty comedian!

  • Germaine Wright
    Germaine Wright 3 days ago

    He is MAGIC!

  • Xtreme Game Tutorials

    lbs - refers to the latin form.

  • John Chifofo
    John Chifofo 3 days ago

    lbs (lot of bull shit)💀🤣😅😂

  • John Chifofo
    John Chifofo 3 days ago +2

    Friend: My ant(aunty) died.
    Trevor: so what? They are tons of them out there💀😅😂😂

  • stu uts
    stu uts 3 days ago

    hack punk

  • Michelle Ramos
    Michelle Ramos 3 days ago

    Not even gonna hold you trevor but that accent was mexican... not Puerto Rican.

  • SensuousO
    SensuousO 3 days ago

    Love Trevor, my boo!!!❤

  • Evans Mwala
    Evans Mwala 3 days ago

    u got it bro nothing alsy

  • lisa johnson
    lisa johnson 4 days ago +1

    A vincentian was here ....

  • bull419
    bull419 4 days ago

    Fucking Hack..!!!

  • PANKAJ RAI
    PANKAJ RAI 4 days ago +2

    We indians have same pronounciation but with diff accent lol

  • Tasleema Hussain
    Tasleema Hussain 4 days ago

    Yoooooo😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Merencia Urion
    Merencia Urion 5 days ago

    Love this man... Awesome Trevor...

  • sapthami dj
    sapthami dj 5 days ago

    He is gifted

  • H Walker
    H Walker 5 days ago

    Lbs - from Libras, which is the Latin name for pounds. There Trevor, not too hard.

  • Gill Davis
    Gill Davis 5 days ago

    Aw come on Trevor when did black people have to walk on the opposite side of the road? I also grew up during apartheid and no such thing existed. South Africa was never that radical and well you know it. The only radicals were the rulership today. I hope you are exaggerating for the sake of comedic impact. Your beautiful speaking voice is thanks to apartheid education. Tell me why millions of Africans crossed lion infested lands to reach South Africa from their "free" countries. They risked life and limb to get into apartheid, South Africa.

  • Enthusiastic Zestful Villainy

    i think 'lbs' refers to Libras , you know the weigh scale we see as zodiac sign? I read this somewhere years ago.

  • edmuse bellamy
    edmuse bellamy 5 days ago

    genius

  • Deplorable Delusion
    Deplorable Delusion 6 days ago +1

    Trevor doesn't Noah thing.

  • Ploppy TheSlopper
    Ploppy TheSlopper 6 days ago +1

    Joke stealing douche. The "women whisperer" as Mcinnes called him 😂

  • Meeshi Sense
    Meeshi Sense 6 days ago +1

    He is funny no doubt but I dislike when people use the south as a whole representation of America. JMO.

    • CGMe
      CGMe 3 days ago

      Meeshi Sense :: Well it’s the same for the Brits. We always see them as pompous, pedantic dicks. It’s human nature.

  • Ariam
    Ariam 6 days ago +11

    18 hours of flight and I still wasn't black -
    I was Puertorican 😂😂🤭

  • Ariam
    Ariam 6 days ago +1

    If u act "black american" u remind me of Will smith

  • Truely ME
    Truely ME 6 days ago +7

    Libras = lbs and onzas = oz .... that's Spanish 😂😂😂

  • Bowie Power
    Bowie Power 7 days ago +1

    He like Kakashi sensei copying that accents

  • Beth Chaney
    Beth Chaney 7 days ago +1

    I thought we tried to change to the metric system back in the late 70's . . We were just too stupid LMAO

  • yasmeen alizay
    yasmeen alizay 7 days ago

    i didnt got one word *na mean any one can help?

  • Duha Zuala
    Duha Zuala 7 days ago +1

    Shouting random things " Brooklyn"

  • Aelita Balcrut
    Aelita Balcrut 8 days ago +1

    Omg I started watching this awesome good looking man and loving his stand up amazing keep it up sir n.n

  • Chris Cruise
    Chris Cruise 8 days ago +3

    Just.. not that... funny

  • Sunshines Sam
    Sunshines Sam 8 days ago

    Great comedian :)

  • LARRYMORE MCKENZIE
    LARRYMORE MCKENZIE 8 days ago +1

    He sure picked up on the slang fast,lol,nowaimean!

  • The Armchair Spaceman

    ''imperial'' you braimess saxonised wee fanny.
    wtf empire do ye imagine that measuring system belongs tae?
    i'll give ye a clue.. it wasn't them guys in USA. .. twat.

  • newmie01
    newmie01 9 days ago

    Still one of the best sets ever

  • International Sexy Eye Candies

    He is good! Love the Jokes

  • SkoczMiNaPukiel
    SkoczMiNaPukiel 10 days ago

    mariah is black lmao

  • Memo vasquez
    Memo vasquez 10 days ago

    There's Zebras in my town. N we're in the middle of Nowhere

  • frankieboy
    frankieboy 10 days ago +1

    nancyboy like this making money doing very unfunny routine..this is reality of today..very sad

  • Bradley Brown
    Bradley Brown 10 days ago

    anyone notice his voice pitch being higher than usual?

  • auttygem
    auttygem 11 days ago

    hhahaha too funny..

  • Syafrida Joseph
    Syafrida Joseph 11 days ago +94

    Clean smart jokes. No cursing, swearing, dirty sex jokes . Inside out brilliant and admirable. Very deep perspective wrapped in comedy. Kudos to you, Trevor noah !!!!

    • Rekkn_
      Rekkn_ 6 days ago

      i bet a lot of them go right above peoples heads making them just funny jokes.

    • mrslavanderblu
      mrslavanderblu 6 days ago

      0:58 Not even one minute passed and he’s already cursing here.

    • M TK
      M TK 7 days ago +1

      just a bunch of racist stuff but meh, clean....right?

    • Jaylin Holt
      Jaylin Holt 7 days ago +1

      Syafrida Joseph 5:17

    • Jaylin Holt
      Jaylin Holt 7 days ago +1

      Syafrida Joseph he literally says “lotta bullshit” when talking about pounds

  • Byron
    Byron 11 days ago

    hes really trying hard to tap dance for the americans

  • A Colley
    A Colley 11 days ago +5

    "Battery... a different form of power sponsored by Chris Brown" lmao

  • Juicy Lucifer
    Juicy Lucifer 11 days ago

    lbs = loose bullshit

  • JohnPaul Dixon
    JohnPaul Dixon 11 days ago

    Y'Nameen, there you go, Trevor, a good name for your daughter. And if it was biologically possible I'd happily have your babies, you utter stud-muffin, hot as fuck. And yeah, your comedy is also top rate. Funny you talk about methods of measurement/weight. Forever we had the imperial measurement in the UK then we went metric, grrrrrrr. Liquid is measured in litres and parts thereof, unless you go to a pub or bar, then you'll ask for a pint of beer or lager! Distance is still measured in miles not kilometres. Recently at a hospital appointment I was asked for my height and weight, 5 ' 7 " and ten stone ... but the nurse needed the measurements in metres and kilos! How the fuck do I know,we've only had metric for around 30 years,lol.

  • CountryMetal01
    CountryMetal01 12 days ago +8

    Lb is an abbreviation of the Latin word libra. The primary meaning of libra was balance or scales , but it also stood for the ancient Roman unit of measure libra pondo, meaning “a pound by weight.”

  • FiatDuster
    FiatDuster 12 days ago

    Geez, this guy is NOT funny at all.

  • Asterix Gaul
    Asterix Gaul 12 days ago

    "naamin"

  • Mark Kevin Dumlao
    Mark Kevin Dumlao 12 days ago +1

    18 hours of flight and yet you are still not black men, nah i mean?

  • Darin Alexander
    Darin Alexander 12 days ago

    Well this guy went from a black African to a white acting Democrat in a new York minute so what gives

  • Patrice H
    Patrice H 13 days ago

    Navy blue black lol

  • lori dancer
    lori dancer 14 days ago

    Shakespeare: "To be, or not to be... NaaahhMEAN?" "Friends, Romans, countrymen - lemme holler at you a minute." or, "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" "I feel ya, Bae."

  • captain phillips tv
    captain phillips tv 14 days ago

    he never been to jamaican before

  • Gempot G
    Gempot G 15 days ago

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂