Chris Gethard Does Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

  • Published on Dec 7, 2018
  • 'Lose Hard' author and comedian Chris Gethard describes his Brazilian jiu-jitsu experience as 'a horrific world of endless pain' that's 'funny to watch.'
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Comments • 126

  • Buck Schlerf
    Buck Schlerf 3 months ago

    Low key as a blue belt, he could kick the ass of pretty much every single person in that audience

  • The Grind Theory The Grind Theory

    He's on a public Access punk rock high school tv episode on a show called "take it ease" when he was 13 and he was cracking up the crowd ..

  • absoftitanium
    absoftitanium 6 months ago +1

    If I had that last name, I would not pronounce it, 'Geth-erd', it would be 'Get-Hard', and I'd have a porn career on top of it all. Yes indeed.

  • Donna Seely
    Donna Seely 6 months ago

    How do I find out if lose will got bumped higher on the best-selling book list?

  • mana5463
    mana5463 6 months ago

    I am a huge fan of Gethard's podcast Beautiful Anonymous, but I have never watched him in anything. This is the first time ever xD

  • Gustavo Henrique
    Gustavo Henrique 6 months ago +1

    Oh, so it's Geth-ard, not Get-hard. He should have it written that way to make it clear.

  • TheRealCritique
    TheRealCritique 6 months ago +1

    Gethard - is there any more studly name? Wasted on the wrong guy.

  • Oliver Diaz
    Oliver Diaz 6 months ago +1

    this guy has one very good porn name

  • Deeson Jame
    Deeson Jame 6 months ago +2

    Perfect porn surname.

  • enriqueali
    enriqueali 6 months ago +1

    Woody Allen's long lost Irish-Catholic cousin! 😁😁😁

  • Jay C
    Jay C 6 months ago +2

    Why does Colbert feel the need to let every single person know what rank his book is on amazon. Did he not get enough attention as a child?

    • Jay C
      Jay C 6 months ago

      @Jenny Smith I more then agree. I've always been a big fan of Colbert, and hopefully always will be. Yet with his constant negativity the past 2 years, it brings me down to watch sometimes. Yet I always watch because I love his guests. And I still hold a place for Colbert. But it seems he is in a different place at the moment!

    • Jenny Smith
      Jenny Smith 6 months ago +1

      SC gives him a hard time whenever he is on. I think he likes to troll on those whom he sees as easy marks. I don't think anything he said was exactly complimentary. I love Steven's wit, but I could really do without the pissing contests.

    • Leah Tigers
      Leah Tigers 6 months ago

      he does it as a thank you for the support people have shown to the idea and helping the recovery process; also - to remind others that missed its launch they can still contribute

  • Jay C
    Jay C 6 months ago +2


  • Jake
    Jake 6 months ago +1


  • Emma Bunch-Benson
    Emma Bunch-Benson 6 months ago +1

    Failure leads to success!

  • Darryl Banks
    Darryl Banks 6 months ago +1

    I didn't know the Sprint guy had so much going on.

  • Apple Watch
    Apple Watch 6 months ago

    *you should stop calling yourself white, and start using freckly?*

  • iamisandisnt
    iamisandisnt 6 months ago

    Chris Gethard is one of my favorite comedians and I basically only know him for appearing on late night talk shows. Thanks! Would totally recognize you :P

  • James Harris
    James Harris 6 months ago

    Is that his real name? He must have had an interesting childhood. :-)

  • Benjamin Verheijden
    Benjamin Verheijden 6 months ago

    But what is his real name?

  • D R
    D R 6 months ago

    I'm doing jiu-jitsu.. look at this receipt...

  • Mister LeCoy
    Mister LeCoy 6 months ago

    nobody more unsuited for BJJ than this wooden match stick!

  • Karoline Sloma
    Karoline Sloma 6 months ago

    I watch a LOT of Stephen Colbert videos but often give them a miss if it's a segment with someone I don't know. But I decided to watch this one because I work in a factory sewing BJJ gis, and I was like, "OH! Someone who does BJJ! Must watch!" Was not disappointed. I need to find out more about this person and his books now.

  • sanjuansteve
    sanjuansteve 6 months ago +2

    The idea of rolling BJJ with a dude named Get-hard might make a guy nervous. hehe

  • neilcheeseburger
    neilcheeseburger 6 months ago

    I love how all the people in the comments making the most obvious jokes in the world, as though Chris hasn't already used them in his stand-up, ie Get Hard, Tintin.

  • steph-x
    steph-x 6 months ago

    this guy is pretty funny

  • Elizabeth Kelly
    Elizabeth Kelly 6 months ago +3

    This guy's podcast Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People is pretty interesting. He should have given it a little plug!

  • Cuythulu
    Cuythulu 6 months ago

    I guess he doesn't apply his philosophy to his hair, just shave already.

  • Cody Bell
    Cody Bell 6 months ago +1

    Cage the Elephant new album soon

  • Evan Page
    Evan Page 6 months ago

    Chris who?

  • Carlos Zenteno
    Carlos Zenteno 6 months ago +3

    wow, #833 Dec 7 @ 8:32PM CST

  • maremacd
    maremacd 6 months ago +1

    I thought he was Jewish.

  • mickey6688
    mickey6688 6 months ago +1

    C-Snap! Get him an extra large cheese pizza!

  • madashell1200
    madashell1200 6 months ago

    Taking his last name literally.

  • Crunchy Toast
    Crunchy Toast 6 months ago

    Chris get hard?

  • Marsh Wetland
    Marsh Wetland 6 months ago

    Never heard of this guy. He starts of with unfunny stories about his low-middling success. Unlike every other comedian who comes on these shows, he's not at all funny. Hmmm.

  • Maya P
    Maya P 6 months ago

    Go Vegans!

  • Maya P
    Maya P 6 months ago

    I only wish the band played longer

  • L'Ephebe93
    L'Ephebe93 6 months ago +3

    I did Brazilian jiu-jitsu when I was in college. It got popular cuz Brazil has the largest Japanese population outside Japan. But I went beyond the blue belt heh heh! Boys and girls used to practice together. Guys and chicks!

  • Jax Rogue
    Jax Rogue 6 months ago

    Umm looks as though you held that picture the wrong way Stephen!

  • Jax Rogue
    Jax Rogue 6 months ago +1

    How can anyone come in AFTER BERNIE?! lol

  • Andrew Flowers
    Andrew Flowers 6 months ago

    He's not even good at comedy!

  • Glen Richards
    Glen Richards 6 months ago +3

    I love this guy so much!!

  • Brian O'Kongkohr
    Brian O'Kongkohr 6 months ago

    Hey , Unknown Comic - aka "Chris Gethard" - next write "Lose Your Boat Well" - so maybe you can have a TOP 10 Best Seller like Steve Colbert who WINS WELL. But you'll NO DOUBT blow that too with your published losing method. Now go get your ass kicked MORE in that BJJ "basement" where "blue belt" clearly means pity after 12 years. Loser.
    HOURS LATER: But now your book just got a SERIOUS bump from appearing on winning winner Stephen Colbert's show. Congrats and hope this motivates you to finally get a purple belt, you putz! Sheesh - it really isn't just about having a good book - it's definitely even more about who you know that can $HILL your book.
    That's a win win for both of you! One really does need to hang around successful people to more likely succeed! Even if one starts off as BIG a LOSER as "Chris Gethard", the now slightly better known "Unknown Comic" with his improving book sales last few hours. Good job, Chris, you're losing less well now - in the 700's at Amazon and dropping... :D

  • Fred Farnum
    Fred Farnum 6 months ago +1

    Look for the beautiful people.

  • Marcus Caius
    Marcus Caius 6 months ago +1

    He got the bronze medal out of 3 people.... Lose Well!

  • Sam Carbaugh
    Sam Carbaugh 6 months ago +8

    The book is now @847. Wow. I love Chris Gethard.

  • Fadi Chammas
    Fadi Chammas 6 months ago

    The description of the video describes the book as "Lose Hard", it is actually "Lose Well" haha

  • Derek
    Derek 6 months ago

    Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #816,164 in Books the next morning... Swing and a miss.

  • Sean McIntyre
    Sean McIntyre 6 months ago

    Hey, that one guy in The Other Guys

  • Just Killing Time
    Just Killing Time 6 months ago +1

    Currently at #852 on Amazon.... Thats one hell of a Colbert bump from 28,000.... I'm impressed.

  • Just Killing Time
    Just Killing Time 6 months ago +14

    Seriously, look up Chris Gethard's stand up. He's really really funny. I first heard him a few years ago randomly on a Pandora comedy station and I've followed his career since.

  • marypatricede
    marypatricede 6 months ago +30

    His podcast, Beautiful Anonymous, is my favorite podcast out there! Highly recommend!

  • Nikki
    Nikki 6 months ago +1

    Love Chris Gethard, love the book

  • Luthien Seldomane
    Luthien Seldomane 6 months ago +1

    I dunno what's with you people talking about Hugh Jackman... but this Woody Allen looking nerd "gethard" I've never heard of nor seen before. Not only does he look like a nerd, but with a name like Gethard I can't imagine his schooling was much fun!

    • Andy Clarke
      Andy Clarke 6 months ago

      So do you think its good if he had a hard time at school because people like you see there's a joke in his name? Not clear from your comment.

    • Andy Clarke
      Andy Clarke 6 months ago

      +Saliha Jaleel Wow! What a beautiful comment.

    • Saliha Jaleel
      Saliha Jaleel 6 months ago +1

      Okay but you don't have to be mean.

  • The Mystagogue
    The Mystagogue 6 months ago

    This guy has the dumbest, most uptight walk I've ever seen.

  • Chintan Detroja
    Chintan Detroja 6 months ago +1

    The book is #839 now

  • Shawn&Inna Barrett
    Shawn&Inna Barrett 6 months ago

    Steven, my question is - is there any law that we track every journalist that gets hurts? why that specific SAUDI journalist situation that get to get escalated? it just sounds like a focus on selective instances get escalated to epic proportions and politicized.
    Just in similar was the immigration issue or what happens in Germany with Syrian refugees the issue is politicized instead of the reality check that people need jobs to survive. It is not a political issue. What happens that certain issues become political at random to then seek for US to exercise it power as dominatrix.
    For example this issue with Amanda Knox murder trial It seem like her parent are simple and maybe I am wrong but it do snot sounds that she is from family of particular financial fortune or influence . The issue became highly publicized and politicized in newspaper- as a result - the person is US citizen and it exceeded the common sense - that she was supposed to be on trial for the murders committed. Because ehe was US citizen she received preferential treatment and got away with murder potentially- because ether issue received so much publicity.
    I am saying the the problem her tis a selective biased approach as - that perhaps we being manipulated and we look as marionettes at the issue.
    With Airbnb what happens also that there is a leeway without the proper legal documents as travelers.
    I met several peel on Airbnb who are in the country illegally and told me they use fake IDs- including photocopies of Social Security. They are able to open bank accounts with such IDs, because in the bank they do not run these IDs through a big united system and there is not a quick way to check if the Social Insurance number is real or fake. The bank would accept the Social Insurance number without verifying them and gives access to the account immediately.. They would not one an account at the bank without the Social Insurance number.
    On the other hand again - it is tough life for the illegal immigrants in the system as they cant open the account legally.
    Same goes with voting, because of how easier it is to photocopy anything, can we trust about votes? I hope it is not like a bank then. Since it sounds just like a scam if the bank collect Social Security and do not even check if it is real 0NE.

  • Kenny Gray
    Kenny Gray 6 months ago +1

    As of Dec 7th 10:30 AM, the book was up to #839 on Amazon. Colbert bump successful.

  • Derrick Wang
    Derrick Wang 6 months ago +4

    Chris Got hard by doing Ji Jitsu?!

  • imanenthuse
    imanenthuse 6 months ago +1

    We need to airdrop this book Republicans 🎈#LoseWellStopCheating

  • Jack G
    Jack G 6 months ago +7

    "Lose hard" in the description haha

  • Baby Pudge
    Baby Pudge 6 months ago

    Fail forward....

  • Steph S
    Steph S 6 months ago +3

    Chris has a porno name. Needs to start working out.

  • The8347135
    The8347135 6 months ago +3

    Extra large cheese pizzAAAaAAaAAAAaAAAAaaaa

  • Don Juan Bob Jovi
    Don Juan Bob Jovi 6 months ago +4

    I wonder how good his Bjj is I'd like to roll with him

    • Axhiro Madlander
      Axhiro Madlander 6 months ago +1

      Don Juan Bob Jovi it’s probably fucking terrible, look at him

  • Dan Simonson
    Dan Simonson 6 months ago +12

    I was a blue belt for 9 years, recently got my purple, way to stick with it! If I'm ever in New York, I'll look up your gym.

  • BigButtBoy
    BigButtBoy 6 months ago +10

    can i hire this guy to do a kneecapping?

    • POOM3k
      POOM3k 6 months ago +2

      I hear he has a really nice gun that he keeps in a really expensive safe. He'll show you the receipts.

  • Heyden Leekley
    Heyden Leekley 6 months ago

    That is a bad tattoo

  • Mark Callaghan
    Mark Callaghan 6 months ago +1

    I really like Gethard , also we both love the Smiths

  • The Duke of Zill
    The Duke of Zill 6 months ago +16

    Hugh Jackman is writing books now? And under an alias no less? He is so committed! Love you Hugh! LOGAN 4 EVER!

  • therdj15
    therdj15 6 months ago

    This guy reminds me of Brian Griffin in the last few seasons of Family Guy.

  • pyrotechnick
    pyrotechnick 6 months ago +71

    this guy's last name is literally get hard

  • SelfTaughtArtist1
    SelfTaughtArtist1 6 months ago +3

    Get over yourself…I was raised mormon….shmn

  • New Message
    New Message 6 months ago +6

    Bundle his book with Who's Boat Is This Boat.

  • New Message
    New Message 6 months ago +19

    TinTin is aging well, I see.

  • alexdapostman
    alexdapostman 6 months ago

    Now I know why the lowlife leftist radical liberals and the DEMONRATS have always seemed so arrogant, obnoxiously, and conceited to me. They in their peanut brain think that they're smarter than anyone. Hawaiian Democrat Senator Mazie Hirono has an odd claim. She believes that Democrats have a hard time connecting to your typical voter. She feels that this is not due to their policies, but instead, she claims the average voter is just not smart enough. What a creep!

    • alexdapostman
      alexdapostman 6 months ago

      @Hazel Moloney you're welcome! :)

    • Hazel Moloney
      Hazel Moloney 6 months ago

      @alexdapostman thank you.

    • alexdapostman
      alexdapostman 6 months ago

      @Hazel Moloney we all have our own beliefs and none of us can actually change the other. Anyway, Hazel Moloney, you appear to be a nice lady I've enjoyed having civil discourse with you and may you have a nice evening.

    • Hazel Moloney
      Hazel Moloney 6 months ago +1

      @alexdapostman that IS amazing. I'm amazed.

    • alexdapostman
      alexdapostman 6 months ago +1

      @Hazel Moloney it's amazing if a person is a nationalist, a patriot, conservative, and believes in jobs, not MOBS and loves America and President Trump we get accused of being Russians. Never understood that. I guess nowadays that is what Marxist teachers are brainwashing their students to echo-chamber just like clockwork. Hazel Moloney, you're the one that attacked me first and called me a troll and that's perfectly fine, that's your right and privilege. Also, that's your business if you want to remain in delusion to the truth.

  • Pan de Coco
    Pan de Coco 6 months ago +6

    Hugh Jackman is so underrated.

  • Robo Balboa
    Robo Balboa 6 months ago +71

    The book is now @ 1,143. The Bump is real

    • magic131
      magic131 6 months ago

      the book is vastly underrated until it reaches top 10

    • Peter Sedesse
      Peter Sedesse 6 months ago +1

      haha, was hoping someone would keep up with this.

    • Ryan Baker
      Ryan Baker 6 months ago

      It deserves to be, it's a great book.

    • myrrdyn
      myrrdyn 6 months ago +4

      #767 in Books now

  • James Stirling Wilson
    James Stirling Wilson 6 months ago +15

    Is Hugh Jackman going deep on a new role? If so he's really getting into it

  • I_Am_Dragoon
    I_Am_Dragoon 6 months ago +22

    "Chris gets hard doing Jew Jutsu"

  • boonlincoln
    boonlincoln 6 months ago +46

    Who is this Chris Gethard and why is his name in the title card when they're interviewing Hugh Jackman? I think they uploaded the wrong video...

    • jrakewithaj
      jrakewithaj 6 months ago

      Deep cut

    • Andrew Flowers
      Andrew Flowers 6 months ago +2

      That was Huge Ackerman. You read it wrong.

    • Max Robinson
      Max Robinson 6 months ago +7

      Ahh bringing back an oldie but a goodie there

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    travel er 6 months ago

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  • Oneris Rico
    Oneris Rico 6 months ago +2