Anjelah Johnson - "Surprise I Am Not A Lesbian"

  • Published on Aug 15, 2013
  • A clip from comedian Anjelah Johnson's new stand-up special, "Homecoming Show" DVD in stores September 17th.
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  • David Houghton
    David Houghton Day ago

    I went to Antigua for our honeymoon based on a recommendation let’s put it this way have you ever been to Newark NJ? Imagine that with some ocean.

  • thomasparrish429
    thomasparrish429 2 days ago

    She's fucken smoking hot! I'd watch her read the newspaper!

  • michael p
    michael p 4 days ago +1

    I don't get lesbian at all. That walk is too too sinewy to be a girl's girl. Maybe I'm just projecting the fact that she is uber sexy.

  • Rick Borja
    Rick Borja 5 days ago

    lol.. "surprise"!

  • Dj Dorcol
    Dj Dorcol 7 days ago

    Size of that ring tells us that a man bought it.

  • 123CHISTO
    123CHISTO 9 days ago

    The ratio of likes to dislikes on this is exactly why we need the electoral college.

  • Leandriola Sweeney
    Leandriola Sweeney 9 days ago

    Tired of Latino comedians doing the fake really bad Latino accent we know You're latino without it and you shouldn't have to do it to prove it otherwise

  • ATV HogHunter
    ATV HogHunter 9 days ago

    typical hot chick comedy! Not funny! yawn!!!

  • Freddie Miranda
    Freddie Miranda 11 days ago

    This woman is very funny who cares about the haters she's sharing her humor with world and it works.

  • Gearjammer
    Gearjammer 16 days ago

    She is still not funny but she is still cute.

  • justin d
    justin d 16 days ago

    the bitch isn't funny. honestly she is the least funny female comedian.

  • beemerchef27
    beemerchef27 18 days ago

    She'd be so much funnier if she didn't try to speak black all the time

  • Hammer Ology
    Hammer Ology 19 days ago

    Well it's OK because she's cute.

  • Nila WOW
    Nila WOW 21 day ago

    Why didn’t she get, Quit or Gel??

  • Scorpio Moon
    Scorpio Moon 21 day ago +1

    That ish about Imodium is true, locks it up for three days 🤣🤣🤣

  • Brittany Ward
    Brittany Ward 22 days ago

    She’s pretty and awesome 👏

  • ArthropodSpidey
    ArthropodSpidey 22 days ago

    so is she hispanic or not? i'm confused wtf

  • Robbyn Emery
    Robbyn Emery 22 days ago


  • Michael Delia
    Michael Delia 23 days ago

    What she do know? I love her comedy.

  • madusonkeeper
    madusonkeeper 25 days ago

    One woman thought I was a lesbian because I was trying to avoid this really sleazy guy in a bar one night...

  • dan smolen
    dan smolen 25 days ago

    Still,she knows what pussy tastes like...

  • Sakshi Singh
    Sakshi Singh 26 days ago

    M here after youtube recommended a video of her from 11 yrs ago and mannnn shez good!!

  • Kerneisha Mulchansingh

    I found the comment about one of the Caribbean islands to be highly offensive

  • Yasmeen Nabwani
    Yasmeen Nabwani 26 days ago

    she sounds like the girl with short hair and glasses from oitnb

  • Hayabusa 530
    Hayabusa 530 27 days ago

    Damn, waited through the whole thing and not one laugh.. 😓 I guess I have a higher tolerance since I watch George lopez and Pablo Francisco 😅 they’re actually funny.

  • Jose Molina
    Jose Molina 27 days ago

    Surprise your not funny either.

  • Moonlight Gleam
    Moonlight Gleam 27 days ago

    « Ponytail cuz I’m lazy not lesbian »

  • Marta Luxor
    Marta Luxor 27 days ago

    I love love love how my girl BON QUI QUI pops out whenever her guard is down and she too invested in telling a story to notice hahaha SHE GON CUT YOU it never gets old

  • daAnder71
    daAnder71 28 days ago +3

    Before that I watched Iliza Shlesinger talking about how she wants to be a pharmacists. Sound like Anjelah Johnson is by far her best customer.

  • Comedy One
    Comedy One 28 days ago

    Nice watch my channel coming soon

  • Clear News
    Clear News Month ago

    Gorgeous woman and very funny.

  • Dean Walton
    Dean Walton Month ago

    I live in St. Lucia

  • Amor Anite
    Amor Anite Month ago +4

    is it just me or does she sound like lolly from oitnb! 😂

  • Judie Welch
    Judie Welch Month ago +1

    OMG! She's adorable!

  • 1r3n3Char1s
    1r3n3Char1s Month ago

    She has the lesbian ponytail plus our outfit we use when trying to exude dominance without trying to be a stud. But I CAN say she doesnt have the lesbian smile though but Ill admit id have to do a double take to make sure

  • Mark N
    Mark N Month ago +2

    Omg she got boyFRIEND!

  • mark hunter
    mark hunter Month ago

    shes a comedian, all you people cryin cuz she said this or she said that, and it hurt your feelings, WAAAAAAAAAA let me call you a wambulance, she is hot and she is funny and shes better than you......and me......crybabies

  • Sharon Fauber
    Sharon Fauber Month ago

    That’s true about Imodium

  • Sharon Fauber
    Sharon Fauber Month ago

    That has happened to me😂😂😂

  • D J
    D J Month ago

    Skid marks in draws, not a pretty sight.

  • Xena Mystique
    Xena Mystique Month ago

    She talks like Cardi lol

  • Andy Earl
    Andy Earl Month ago

    Your seriously not funny'

  • Scarlet Bringuenti Bennett

    Those jeans are hella gay 😂

  • Punk Luminals
    Punk Luminals Month ago


  • drew2 fast
    drew2 fast Month ago

    People aren't funny any more. Deliveries are okay, the jokes stink.

  • Nysco_ organics
    Nysco_ organics Month ago

    Wowewwww I'm actually FROM st. Lucia I feel...

  • proud2BaNurse
    proud2BaNurse Month ago +2

    Did u get ur nail done to get boyfriend??? U look so pre-tay!!!

  • Kool Change
    Kool Change Month ago

    That really is a surprise! I'm still fooled.

  • eddie Towers
    eddie Towers Month ago

    She’s not at all funny, it’s no wonder why she’s never reached the level of. fame of such comediennes that came after her. She’s at best office funny. She’s no Melissa Villasenor, who actually scored a full time gig on Saturday night live.

  • Hugh Mann
    Hugh Mann Month ago +1

    She’s hilarious!! 😂

  • Death Omen
    Death Omen Month ago

    I am getting mad gay vibes from her I don't blame anyone who thought she was lesbian. If I saw her i'd be like, "hmm my gaydar is going off idk whats up with that".
    Edit: Love her accent.

  • sahil rajpoot
    sahil rajpoot Month ago

    You should be funny.... Lady.. Because you are a comedian

  • The Accented Guy
    The Accented Guy Month ago

    Marriage and women are so overrated.

  • Zeth Bloom
    Zeth Bloom Month ago +1

    Shit I'm surprised someone did marry her.....her voice is so annoying id stuff a whole loaf of bread in her get her to shut up🤭🤣🤣🤣

  • Child in Christ
    Child in Christ Month ago

    I'm from st.lucia,but she funny

  • temporarysanity
    temporarysanity 2 months ago

    Annoying and not funny.

  • RocciGirl
    RocciGirl 2 months ago


  • Ron Ruddick
    Ron Ruddick 2 months ago

    Short nails and single.... Obviously the correct deduction to some people...

  • Kim Haney
    Kim Haney 2 months ago

    I just found her channel and it was the Nail Salon..Girl Is a Genius and Hilarious! I'm a new fan and subscriber!!!

    • Kim Haney
      Kim Haney 2 months ago

      @Amarii Stand up Comedy

    • Kim Haney
      Kim Haney 2 months ago

      Stand Up Comedy

    • Amarii
      Amarii 2 months ago

      Kim Haney what’s her channel?

  • Colby Dipsen
    Colby Dipsen 2 months ago

    Well this is proof that women aren't funny.