Robert Mueller Goes Light on Michael Flynn in Russia Probe

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  • Published on Dec 6, 2018
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Comments • 49

  • Farhan
    Farhan 6 months ago +1

    Michael Flynn was a terrorist he killed thousand of Iraqi.

  • Melania Trump
    Melania Trump 6 months ago

    like you sjw felchers would have let him host the oscars...

  • Real Tijuana
    Real Tijuana 6 months ago +3

    Roger Stone doesn't blink. He nictates.

  • Topher TheTenth
    Topher TheTenth 6 months ago

    I've worked with people who didn't now how to redact properly and when they sent the redacted documents to the other side the other side WAS able to "scratch off" the redactions using the computerized equivalent of a nickel.

  • Rich Winder
    Rich Winder 6 months ago +1

    'Twas the night before Christmas, and in the White House,
    not a creature was stirring, except for, the Chief Louse.
    The stockings were hung by the fireplace flue,
    in hopes of donations, and maybe a bribe or two.
    The children were sweating, behind a locked door,
    because their house guest, was Rotten Roy Moore.
    Melania, as always, went to bed early,
    with a headache or something - It made Donald quite surly.
    And as he was preparing to type, from atop his gold throne,
    on the newest of his strange, audio-glitched phone,
    there came a loud clatter, from out on the street,
    that got his attention, before he could tweet.
    He ran to the window, and drew back the drapes,
    and glimpsed on the lawn, some shadowy shapes.
    And out on the road, many cars were now parked,
    but, only a few, were obviously marked.
    The flashing red and blue lights, gave a lustre of doom,
    to the whole region - the house now felt like a tomb.
    And then to add, to the events of the day,
    Out popped Bob Mueller, from an FBI sleigh.
    The wizened old lawman, then raised to his face,
    his old favorite bullhorn, and it boomed out his case.
    "The place is surrounded, and all of you, in the home,
    exit right now, without resistance, not even an ohm."
    And in the background, their image a blur,
    with the sounds that they made, 'twas akin to a churr.
    But they were the "team", that pulled this sled of dread,
    in a harness of plea deals, stitched with live wire thread.
    Mikey and Mikey and Geo and Paul,
    Rick and Carter and Alex, et al.
    They are the reignrats who chose to sing,
    and yield this Trumpy trainwreck of a thing.
    Donald was worried, so he said with a moan,
    "Call up the Grinch - Get Vlad on the phone"!
    He told his ole buddy to please be quite swift,
    and send something fast, for a rapid airlift.
    But Putin said, " Donnie, you must help yourself-
    maybe you shouldn't have fired your elf".
    And as the line went eerily dead,
    Trump thought for a sec, and called the Senate instead.
    Mitch picked up, on about the tenth ring,
    and Trump blurted out, "My butt's in a sling!"
    The Majority leader thought about it quite hard,
    and said "It's a big one, to encase that much lard".
    And as Donalds heart, sank to his feet,
    He looked over to Matt, on whom he was sweet.
    But Whitaker, this time, was on his toes,
    and gave Don the bird, then up the chimney he rose.
    The family was huddled as the door gave way to the breach,
    and in walked Chris Wray, with a warrant for each.
    Then as they were served, Chris said with a drawl,
    "You knew this was coming, Merry Christmas to All".

  • Calvin Hobbes
    Calvin Hobbes 6 months ago

    Best Christmas movie ever: “Die Hard”! Our family tradition. Yeah, we’re unusual. . .

  • Yautja Prime
    Yautja Prime 6 months ago

    Text books are outdated the moment they're printed. If you don't think you can learn more online(youtube) in half the time, then you're just dumb.

  • Hit?Sunk!
    Hit?Sunk! 6 months ago +1

    I hope for Roger Stone that he has some fitting outfits for his trial. Something that doesn't send the message "I'm guilty as charged". xD

  • Courage Karnga
    Courage Karnga 6 months ago +1

    Robert Mueller: the modern day Sherlock Holmes!

  • William H. Baird
    William H. Baird 6 months ago +6

    Kevin Hart is no longer gonna be Hosting for his Homophobic Tweets

  • J McCracken
    J McCracken 6 months ago

    Jimmy Fallon is so f n stupid.

  • Quirky Quips
    Quirky Quips 6 months ago +2

    Why would they even THINK of a remake of the movie "Jumanji" when the first one starring Robin Williams was lacking? I love Robin Williams and was affected deeply, as many of us were, when the news broke of his suicide. All I could wonder through my tears was, what if he'd changed his mind?
    "A Star Is Born" has been made four times. (Did you know that Barbra Streisand's wardrobe came out of her own closet?) "Jumanji" should remain a game. Not a movie.
    botw

  • Here For The Comments
    Here For The Comments 6 months ago

    Where does Mueller get off lobbing softballs at such an unabashed crook? Who does he think he is, Jimmy Fallon? Swish!

  • Jason Gastrich
    Jason Gastrich 6 months ago

    Lmao

  • Nepharius
    Nepharius 6 months ago

    You can learn anything from RU-clip. Lmao

  • vi 360
    vi 360 6 months ago +3

    No more Kevin Hart as host

  • Fred Frond
    Fred Frond 6 months ago

    Tropical storm johnson.😂😂🤣

  • Jason Merriott
    Jason Merriott 6 months ago +1

    Literally rolled my eyes and cringed so hard at this clip...not sure why. Maybe you should go back to petting trump Jimmy or jump on whatever other bandwagon makes you seem likeable.

  • LibHunk
    LibHunk 6 months ago +15

    Now Mike Flynn will never chant " Lock her up" to.anyone, as he is very close to being Locked up.

    • samuel rappaport
      samuel rappaport 6 months ago

      no he isn't Mueller said he does not want him to get locked up.

  • Laverne Blaszczyk
    Laverne Blaszczyk 6 months ago

    My fave Christmas movie is "Scrooged"

  • Peege-ay Clarke
    Peege-ay Clarke 6 months ago

    Can Tracy get this job for like a few weeks just to prove it's Jim... and weed .

  • Peege-ay Clarke
    Peege-ay Clarke 6 months ago

    Jimmy only makes fun of others?

  • Peege-ay Clarke
    Peege-ay Clarke 6 months ago +1

    Almost no one clapped ? Jimmy? What's wrong ?

    • LordAaronus
      LordAaronus 6 months ago

      deaf people on RU-clip. or the bots can't pick up the audio

  • New Message
    New Message 6 months ago +7

    Roger Stone looks like a high end Sideshow action figure of himself.

  • New Message
    New Message 6 months ago +32

    All I have to say about the Mueller report is ████████████.

    • David Bodor
      David Bodor 5 months ago

      Nice try but if you highlight them you can clearly see...
      ♥♦♣♠
      that its just blank black characters. What did you expect?

    • Muhammad Hassaan
      Muhammad Hassaan 6 months ago +1

      Man fuck you! 😂

  • Mishimized
    Mishimized 6 months ago +5

    Topical Storm Johnson....

  • Cat Von Done
    Cat Von Done 6 months ago

    Spread the redacted word. 🤗😶🙄

  • Klara Stern
    Klara Stern 6 months ago +18

    Roger Stone is a dirty sleazebag for many decades! I'm glad he will finally face justice!

    • Priscilla Jimenez
      Priscilla Jimenez 6 months ago +2

      They should've shown his outfit from the inauguration lol

  • KNOVELGEN
    KNOVELGEN 6 months ago +8

    Kevin's gonna keep things short lmaoo

  • Wayne Black
    Wayne Black 6 months ago +7

    Canada version of "mic drop".

  • Petra J.
    Petra J. 6 months ago +7

    4:53 New Message, where are you? I have no notifications :(

  • ԋαɳʂ ωolʇ
    ԋαɳʂ ωolʇ 6 months ago +2

    lol deport everyone named michael

  • the gr8tjoel
    the gr8tjoel 6 months ago +3

    Read text book

  • Prayukth K V
    Prayukth K V 6 months ago +4

    Don't clap for that ..

  • domboyandrice
    domboyandrice 6 months ago

    7

  • Nero Bruno
    Nero Bruno 6 months ago +4

    Flynn was questioned by Snoke: "Give me... EVERYTHING!"

  • Thisara Menuka
    Thisara Menuka 6 months ago

    ha haha

  • Mysterious Cat
    Mysterious Cat 6 months ago

    Ha

  • Rainbow Sparkle
    Rainbow Sparkle 6 months ago

    2

  • Darragh Ruddy
    Darragh Ruddy 6 months ago +1

    I’m sexy