Unlimited Rice Pudding

  • Published on Oct 31, 2018
  • Oh and happy Halloween you big sillies.
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    The obvious question is: Why wouldn't you just take weapons back in time? Well this all felt like a bit more fun if we stayed Doctor Who about it and tried with just knowledge and nylon. Arbitrary, I know.
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Comments • 9 748

  • Parsnips16 Gaming
    Parsnips16 Gaming 3 hours ago

    Special biscuits

  • Una Rayers
    Una Rayers 5 hours ago

    Step 1
    DON'T. BE. DEAD.

    I died🤣

  • Eli Torrey
    Eli Torrey 7 hours ago

    I watched 52 seconds of this.
    It took me that long to realize I needed to subscribe.

  • LiveingMc -
    LiveingMc - 7 hours ago +1


  • Ghit
    Ghit 9 hours ago

    Humans: we’ve made an amazing place
    This guy: hold my time traveller...

  • Bruce
    Bruce 10 hours ago


  • Alex
    Alex 10 hours ago

    Click bait

    • Bruce
      Bruce 10 hours ago

      Oh god. 🤦‍♂️

  • PaulosK
    PaulosK 13 hours ago


  • Callie Marie
    Callie Marie 14 hours ago

    I too drink earl gray tea

    DJ SAVAGE 15 hours ago

    Cool lol the special biscuits

  • D Foste
    D Foste 16 hours ago

    I now have the foreskin of a Dog. Or maybe it's the foresight a God. Either way great thought-provoking videos.

  • Aryaman Mishra
    Aryaman Mishra 20 hours ago


  • Moonwolf 56
    Moonwolf 56 20 hours ago


  • I Reject Rejections
    I Reject Rejections 21 hour ago

    What in the actual fuck

  • Shelby Linton
    Shelby Linton 22 hours ago

    He literally just described the entire premise of 1984..
    Big Brother is a time traveler

  • Baber
    Baber Day ago

    What’s the name of the background song at 8:02?

  • Bio D
    Bio D Day ago

    3:07 is that Boiko Borisov

  • ninjabo 01
    ninjabo 01 Day ago

    How a about a fast foward or rewind machine inside is unaffected by time shinanigans while the outside is

  • Ezekiel Singh
    Ezekiel Singh Day ago

    he shall drown haters in unlimited rice pudding.

  • Hyness high
    Hyness high Day ago

    Can I eat the cloud's in space?

  • i like pi Ok
    i like pi Ok Day ago

    I did this, Got bored and built another time machine and stopped myself from doing it.

  • klyper
    klyper Day ago +1

    I love you

  • Anna P.
    Anna P. Day ago

    Today on why is this in my recommendation?

  • Mr. GREY
    Mr. GREY Day ago

    Tenno heiko banzai!

  • Eli Lillis
    Eli Lillis Day ago

    So basically this dude is telling us that we can be the god emperor of mankind

  • ImpSmasher
    ImpSmasher Day ago

    He asked for earl grey with milj and sugar o.o i just drank that yesterday

  • Pumpkin Monster
    Pumpkin Monster Day ago

    Good god, I just wanted to know what would happen if there was unlimited rice pudding, and now any dream I’ve ever had about time travel is dead AND I might kill myself

  • Toilet Paper
    Toilet Paper Day ago

    This guys iq is maximum

  • Toilet Paper
    Toilet Paper Day ago

    This guys iq is maximum

  • Death Feirons
    Death Feirons Day ago

    Final option: executed for being a witch.

  • katfmb
    katfmb Day ago

    this guy is screwing with my mind


    If I had a time machine I would go forward and grab advanced combat weaponry and armor. And then win every war. Not help one side..... just win

  • InterstellarStallion

    "too much freedom". That's becoming self evident.

  • JavaJiveGaming O.O

    *This video has been removed by the United states government*

  • JavaJiveGaming O.O

    8:31 this is what you're all here for

  • phapnui
    phapnui Day ago

    Well done.

  • Zenith
    Zenith Day ago

    0:28 so when hulk snapped and everyone was brought back from the dead, they all kinda died straight away anyway??

  • LuiYurei
    LuiYurei Day ago

    what the fuck

  • Zomblien
    Zomblien Day ago

    That was great

  • Davis Hatler
    Davis Hatler Day ago

    The past kinda sucks, I’ll just pop off to the future

  • venrera faltis
    venrera faltis Day ago

    I sense dire lack of Warhammer 40k references in this comment section, heresy I say

  • Deep lil Girl
    Deep lil Girl Day ago

    If time travel will exist one day, have we already witnessed it?

  • Isra Khawaja
    Isra Khawaja Day ago

    This is the plot of Dr. Stone by a long shot.

  • So I didn't know what to put


  • Dominik Poźniak

    4:21. It is polish jester, Stańczyk. But he was very clever! He even said to polish king he is stupid because sent a priest with mountain of gold abroad to buy books and go back to Poland. King trusted that priest. So Stańczyk called him stupid, and if priest would return, then Stańczyk calls him stupid, and king wise. But he never returned.

  • Itz_ Yakari
    Itz_ Yakari 2 days ago

    What a fucking legend xD

  • Chrisiah Galla
    Chrisiah Galla 2 days ago

    Sounds like Kim jung un 8:00

  • Jonathan McEwen
    Jonathan McEwen 2 days ago

    Jehovah? It’s better than yours! I can teach you, but I’ll check with the priest. Fucking genius

  • Emma Joy
    Emma Joy 2 days ago

    Everything was going smoothly until 0:15 when his tone got kinda heavy-metal. I didn't expect the "a fucking spacesuit" either 😂

  • Gryotharian Scom Gibbler

    Alternatively titled: How to become a dystopia villain

    seems a lot of people don't get the doctor who reference tho

  • Adam Zawierucha
    Adam Zawierucha 2 days ago

    Honestly your initial argument is kind of bogus. There is no absolute position. Your position and speed are completely relative to a frame of reference and there is no absolute, special relative that we exist in. So it wouldn’t even be logical to teleport into open space. The only logical conclusion would be that you’re frame of reference would be the same as the machine and earth itself.

  • SirMrNova nc
    SirMrNova nc 2 days ago

    8:32 is what you came for
    Your welcome

  • Knights of the Nine
    Knights of the Nine 2 days ago

    Also the Galaxy is being pulled by the expansion of the universe.

  • Momento Mori
    Momento Mori 2 days ago

    So basically.. Someone did go back in time and made us the way we r today

  • Khai French
    Khai French 2 days ago

    See this is when i dont like technology. No reason why i get this video when i decide i want to eat my rice pudding


  • Unggoy Army
    Unggoy Army 2 days ago

    Lmao this is great

  • Zapwag
    Zapwag 2 days ago +1

    4:39 absolute fire

  • Thomas Haunsperger
    Thomas Haunsperger 2 days ago

    All hail bran the broken

  • Laury van de Ven
    Laury van de Ven 2 days ago

    I wanted to joke about this by saying *lMaO mY laSt bRaiNceLl aT 3 aM* but then I realized my brain is nowhere near as intellectually advanced as his

  • dlastboricua
    dlastboricua 2 days ago

    Instructions not clear, my penis disappeared into oblivion

  • Hudson Eiden
    Hudson Eiden 2 days ago

    are you vsauce?

  • shadysaar
    shadysaar 2 days ago

    And if a time machine existed I'm sure someone from the far future went back in the past, and changed it. So that means the present would be different too

  • shadysaar
    shadysaar 2 days ago

    Hey when it comes to a time machine u have to ignore the fact that time even exists. Cuz space has no time nor any earth related rules. XD sooo in fact building a time machine is simply impossible

  • SunDale
    SunDale 2 days ago +1

    Lmao why would I ever want to travel back in time...... I'm black

  • Nazareth G.
    Nazareth G. 2 days ago

    I came for the rice pudding stayed for the time

  • drew kriel
    drew kriel 2 days ago

    What if all gods where just time travellers fucking with us

  • Brenda Paduch
    Brenda Paduch 2 days ago

    I would seriously buy a full copy of you “singing” your version of Milkshake 😂😍

  • Iain Mackenzie
    Iain Mackenzie 2 days ago

    Earl grey with milk??? You are kidding !

  • Chicken Little
    Chicken Little 2 days ago +1

    Who needs to get high when you watch this guy

  • SulkyChild
    SulkyChild 2 days ago

    giving me ideas for stories

  • Al A-Las H
    Al A-Las H 3 days ago

    I’d take salt back with me

  • HenryN7
    HenryN7 3 days ago


  • yavor mihalkov
    yavor mihalkov 3 days ago

    You used a Picture of the current Prime Minister of Bulgaria

  • Bacon Eater
    Bacon Eater 3 days ago


  • bluethenewb
    bluethenewb 3 days ago

    thank you, this was is will and will have been been very useful.

  • Knifepoint King video

    I’ve theorized the beginning part. Thank you for addressing that time machine theory.

  • Ronan Bowman
    Ronan Bowman 3 days ago

    Im not sure power and the whole "Galaxy monarch" thingy
    but unlimited rice pudding sounds good

  • Carwyn Blosch
    Carwyn Blosch 3 days ago +1

    Well that assumes that the past is malleable. If you go back, change all that and then when you get back to the year 2018 when you left, everything would be different. There wont be a reason for you to have gone back in time and changed all that. You couldn't go back to change everything because its already been changed by you hundreds of years ago.

  • Blue Reaper
    Blue Reaper 3 days ago

    Or...... ummm .. just do the classic time machine thing and have the time machine stay stationary on earth and act as the gate and exit?

  • Kay_lister 47K
    Kay_lister 47K 3 days ago

    I like sausages

  • Pftwhatssleep Yt
    Pftwhatssleep Yt 3 days ago +1

    Literally nobody:
    Seriously nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    My brain at 3am:

  • HackermanACK
    HackermanACK 3 days ago

    Concern For Humanity? Pffttt

  • eb060801
    eb060801 3 days ago

    Imagine watching this while on some class A's

  • Ebunoluwa Taiwo
    Ebunoluwa Taiwo 3 days ago

    dont give him a time machine

  • Mr Dean Extras
    Mr Dean Extras 3 days ago +13

    Me: Okay I'm in an exam, I need full concentration-
    My brain: *My milkshake brings all the lambs to the cour-*
    Me: FU-

  • Wonfii
    Wonfii 3 days ago

    plot twist, this guy is from the future and traveled back in time to post this video, detailing his experiences from alternate timelines.

  • Dion •
    Dion • 3 days ago

    What’s that lit soundtrack in this vid?

  • Mr. Lamppost
    Mr. Lamppost 3 days ago

    I remember watching your video "we will never do anything remarkable" and as good as it is at inspiring me to do shit because i can, i can't. See what if i wanted to become an actress? But i cant. There are no auditions around me. I have not ride, job, money. Even though yes those thing arent required to actually perform in front of a camera but they are required (logically) to get me there and i know im thinking to fucking literal like holy shit but as inspired and motivated as i am its like getting an immense surge of pure raw emotional encouragement but not having anywhere to direct it so it all just builds up then slowly over the course of a few minutes simmers down into hopelessness. This sounds sad and i know that a pretty weird way of explaining it and i do hope you understand but what do I do? Again sorry.

  • Dhanesh Mahendran
    Dhanesh Mahendran 3 days ago

    Isnt that malaysia at 4:12

  • Declan Brown
    Declan Brown 3 days ago

    I have to say this is some weird rice pudding tutorial

  • Da white Honky
    Da white Honky 4 days ago

    Or just go to the future and steal a ray gun and then take the ray gun to the past and take over with it

  • Da white Honky
    Da white Honky 4 days ago

    Omg that beginning is literally what I always think of lol

  • justin decastro
    justin decastro 4 days ago

    I bet this guy watches doctor who

  • Nina Matt
    Nina Matt 4 days ago

    I came to figure out why I saw unlimited pudding as a title with an earth cover only to find out some hella interesting stuff completely unrelated to the title--love that.

  • That Anime Creep _
    That Anime Creep _ 4 days ago

    Well, I would just destroy epic games.

  • Ray
    Ray 4 days ago

    If I had a time machine.
    I’d choose this fucker to be my right hand man.
    And together I’d probably be exiled like Trotsky and he’ll rule like Stalin.

  • a False Employee
    a False Employee 4 days ago

    8:32 what I came here for

  • Madeleine Smith
    Madeleine Smith 4 days ago

    There is literally a book for this... get how to invent everything... its what it sounds like

  • PlumTea
    PlumTea 4 days ago

    Is it just me or does this guy he's describing sound alot like Jesus Christ's life?

  • Damian Mathews
    Damian Mathews 4 days ago +2

    No one:
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