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  • Опубликовано: 16 фев 2019
  • Stephen doesn't always cover sports. But when he does, it's a story about a player named Poop Johnson.
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  • richard mcguire
    richard mcguire 10 дней назад

    Poop Johnson's brother Piss will be a senior at Outhouse State next year and another older brother Constipation Johnson wanted to go but couldn't.

  • J P
    J P 12 дней назад

    They could have made almost the whole show out of this actual funny stuff. Instead they rapid-fire it, and spend the remaining 90% talking about Trump. People have to be tired of it by now, I know I am.

  • Kuchi Saké
    Kuchi Saké 15 дней назад

    A José Conseco Bigfoot hunt?
    Don't tell me you paid money for this...

  • Connor Duggan
    Connor Duggan 17 дней назад

    Do you know how many fucking minutes I spent crying over how funny I thought the name Poop Johnson is?! But can you blame me? Both those names are nicknames for two things, so translate those nicknames and ladies and gents we have offensive lineman Feces Penis. Then I unpaused and heard Feces Penis poops three babies a night. Life is a beautiful thing. I love the world and everyone in it. You can't force jokes like this, because if you force it things get messy.

  • Rick James
    Rick James 22 дня назад

    Some poor announcer will lose his job over saying his name while white. & the Liberals will enable it.

  • Utube Utopia
    Utube Utopia 23 дня назад

    I hate everyone in my race so how am I suppose like anyone in your race. See u at the finish line racist

  • Mitch Veal
    Mitch Veal 24 дня назад

    Colbert sucks

  • TheFuzzypuddle
    TheFuzzypuddle 26 дней назад

    It's hard to beat a good "meanwhile"

  • Luke Chandra
    Luke Chandra 26 дней назад

    what a crappy name

  • Drugtestcups
    Drugtestcups 27 дней назад

    I love Stephen Colbert, but....the MEANWHILE bit is kinda of lame. Sorry.

  • Titus McCarthy
    Titus McCarthy 28 дней назад

    Where's the funny part.

  • Stu Duerson
    Stu Duerson 28 дней назад

    Omg. I laughed until my eyes bled snot.

  • Zack Orr
    Zack Orr 28 дней назад

    Booooooo Stephen. The snark about Tim Ryan was boring and not necessary. I grew up around Youngstown where he is from and he is a great politician/man. Maybe have him on your show so you could learn about some of his accomplishments?

  • MassExtinctionEvent
    MassExtinctionEvent 28 дней назад

    I thought 'poop johnson' was a condition that primarily affects gay men (no hate, man, just a joke).

  • Rick O'Shay
    Rick O'Shay 28 дней назад

    Poop Johnson is kinda the same color

  • Thomas.E. Jensen
    Thomas.E. Jensen 28 дней назад

    Wow then El Chapo are gonna be The Trump family's next neighbor in ADX Florence. 🤣😂🤣🤘

  • GOTGUTTAWAYZ !
    GOTGUTTAWAYZ ! 29 дней назад

    💩 Johnson is my nephew.... Lol Stephen bring me up so we can do a track for u including poop Johnson damn smh

  • Jyt
    Jyt 29 дней назад

    20lbs down the toilet is unrealistic but not impossible.
    There's an American who holds a world record for eating 25lbs of poutine in under 10minutes. A fellow called Joey Chestnut according to a quick reference-google.

  • John A Neufeld
    John A Neufeld 29 дней назад

    Did Poop J make it into the Guinness book of Poop

  • John A Neufeld
    John A Neufeld 29 дней назад

    Well its all about the Shameful Wall of the USA again

  • Erdem Memisyazici
    Erdem Memisyazici 29 дней назад

    Mr. Hanky is no longer the most famous poop.

  • skipsteel
    skipsteel Месяц назад

    Of course Poop jokes kill.

  • selfatrophy
    selfatrophy Месяц назад

    "I crap three babies a day" xD

  • Al Chase
    Al Chase Месяц назад

    What a pathetic liberal hack and complete waste of oxygen

  • Bird Ferdinand
    Bird Ferdinand Месяц назад

    I'll be honest. I just clicked cause I saw the word poop

  • KevlarGorilla
    KevlarGorilla Месяц назад +1

    You leave Reginald VelJohnson outta this!

  • Kronos92
    Kronos92 Месяц назад

    He looks like a poop Johnson huh?. Nice one demmys 😂

  • EnderZ13
    EnderZ13 Месяц назад

    Tim Ryan should do what all people from Ohio do to become recognized- go into aerospace.

  • Willie Gamer
    Willie Gamer Месяц назад

    Cant wait until this show has a good cast again, cant stand stoop left stephen

  • dikinebaks
    dikinebaks Месяц назад

    I can't wait to see Poop tackle The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop

  • Am Just NPC
    Am Just NPC Месяц назад

    How did 'poop johnson' get his nickname? He got it because his skin is brown like shit and his name is johnson, thus the name "poop johnson" was born.

  • DIAMOND TURTLE
    DIAMOND TURTLE Месяц назад

    Hey STEVE !!!!
    SUPPORT PEWDIEPIE
    have him on your show

  • AlbroLee
    AlbroLee Месяц назад

    POOP JOHNSON

  • Smirky Whitemale
    Smirky Whitemale Месяц назад

    You guys know why they call him 'poop' right?
    Also, are you people *still* watching Colbert?
    Like, there are still people here who dont want to punch the glasses off this clowns face??
    Unbelievable.

  • Mahmoud El Arch
    Mahmoud El Arch Месяц назад

    3:24 Officer Ed Powell what are you doing there ?

  • CYBER TROLL
    CYBER TROLL Месяц назад

    Libtards know alot about poopy johnsons.

  • MadriFilmArt
    MadriFilmArt Месяц назад

    "Steroid Sommelier"...LMAO!!

  • Shawn
    Shawn Месяц назад

    3:20
    Jose canseco used to go to my gym for years

  • Rich Finn
    Rich Finn Месяц назад +1

    Oldest professional league in America...and has been around about 50 years longer than the NFL

  • Petyr Kowalski
    Petyr Kowalski Месяц назад

    Poop Johnson....you've got to be shi**ing me!

  • itshyoboikondor
    itshyoboikondor Месяц назад

    Well hey, at least his name isn't Shit Johnson lmfao

  • Jack Meoff
    Jack Meoff Месяц назад

    I live in columbus Ohio and I don't know Tim Ryan?

  • J-P huard
    J-P huard Месяц назад

    Colbert not talking trash about trump? That's pretty strange

  • aleyna akpinar
    aleyna akpinar Месяц назад

    El chapo is in Colorado... Great i might die i dont want to go outside anymore i live like really close to that prisom

  • Fast Turtles
    Fast Turtles Месяц назад

    Congrats on number...50 on trending.

  • thetylife
    thetylife Месяц назад

    For $5k ..they better not pull a bait a switch with Jose's twin Ozzie...who has amateurish big foot tracking skills at best....

  • Alexandra Hoffman
    Alexandra Hoffman Месяц назад

    Why does the Rikers of the Poconos look like my elementary school?

  • Louis Payan
    Louis Payan Месяц назад

    Should be poop Johnson MIGHT BE CFL'S 1st star. NOBODY KNOWS any of these players

  • Laura Browning
    Laura Browning Месяц назад

    Steve fix your ear!

  • Albert Dunisch
    Albert Dunisch Месяц назад

    his parents couldnt think about what to call him, so he has two names.

  • Pasota S.F.
    Pasota S.F. Месяц назад

    Chupacabra means suck goat in Spanish.

  • 7
    7 Месяц назад

    Wow I thought Colbert was dead, I know his comedy died long ago.

  • L Loaas
    L Loaas Месяц назад

    🅱️oop Johnson

  • theinitialscc
    theinitialscc Месяц назад

    "The Rikers of the Poconos", that's gold baby!

  • Philosopher & Fool
    Philosopher & Fool Месяц назад

    Hey, nothing sets the mood like a heart-shaped cell.

  • Flashy Paws
    Flashy Paws Месяц назад

    really the only thing anybody needs to take away from this video is 'never dress up like bigfoot near jose conseco.'

  • Leto
    Leto Месяц назад

    This guy USED to be funny now he's just annoying 😡

  • Christopher Robin Garrish
    Christopher Robin Garrish Месяц назад

    Sorry to poop on your parade of unfounded patriotism......but Gridiron Football is a Canadian Invention. The Toronto Argonauts were 'playing football' in 1873 while Americans were busy lynching runaway slaves. Americans, being small and weak, decided to shrink the field in length and width, perhaps to compensate for their own shortcomings, and added another offensive down, because three chances were not enough. Your most beloved game, baseball, is a perversion of Rounders, being itself a derivation of Cricket. The only thing Americans create is war, violence and chronic poverty. You're all, well shackled mental slaves buying your own fascist propaganda, and loving it, like the grease eating howler monkeys ya'll really are. Signed, Canada

  • Bigboy123
    Bigboy123 Месяц назад

    The Dems have so many candidates because they lack true leadership and a moral compass.

  • TazTalksYouListen
    TazTalksYouListen Месяц назад

    This is no surprise. Poop stars on the Late Show every night of the week.

  • Diego Gonzalez
    Diego Gonzalez Месяц назад +1

    Who knows him because of RBT’s Rejects series

  • Drop D Murphy
    Drop D Murphy Месяц назад

    " I crap 3 babies a day!"

  • Longjinn Chang
    Longjinn Chang Месяц назад

    In a society that purports itself as a democracy the candidate with the least amount of votes loses the election.

  • Dan Tayler
    Dan Tayler Месяц назад +1

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  • Tiffany Linaman
    Tiffany Linaman Месяц назад

    How is this segment always on trending??? I love Colbert but it’s not that funny...

  • Alfred Neuman
    Alfred Neuman Месяц назад

    I assume everyone knows that Colbert actually loves Trump. No one has ever done anything more for Colbert than Trump ratings-wise. And don't forget, it's ALL about money. Don't believe otherwise or you are being played like so many of his fans are. It's all quite transparent once you see it.

  • thelegend29
    thelegend29 Месяц назад

    That Jose Canseco headline was way better than Poop Johnson

    • L Loaas
      L Loaas Месяц назад

      You mean 🅱️oop Johnson

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 Месяц назад

    叔叔,怎麽辨,䲔魚叔叔枉冤死在和动物互学習,而東土佛道僧佬尊会和狐狸通心知性,,,䲔魚叔叔卻和动物互学交心下枉冤,死掉,,,怎麽辨,,,?。
    哪又为什麼和狐狸会通心智,卻旧摩祖和達摩通天旧方舟期而无通,,,呢?,是同期而假无通无知而使聖元素急巡旧否?,无助於逹摩和摩西以及丘处男和济師,,,何又弑幼善童众,,,呢?,但,,,众喜方舟後後鈔率利律学校,,,和旧众无干,且倒追小龙之众女,也不喜此佬仿众和探学,,,皆後期白手套诈财之仿聖和使,,,古物鑑定後團众勿脱團,,,但,視旧古堡以及修贞女众会助渡化,,,否?,Y哉?。

    • L Loaas
      L Loaas Месяц назад

      sorry I can’t speak mexican

  • Mac Beth
    Mac Beth Месяц назад

    Would anyone watch this if it wasn't popular and on tv? I really doubt it

  • W P
    W P Месяц назад +1

    I think there is a poop joke in there :p

  • Doughboi Gaming
    Doughboi Gaming Месяц назад

    Poop Johnson is one of my favorite DB in the CFL played for my hometown team were gonna miss him but glad he made it to the colbert show 😂

    • L Loaas
      L Loaas Месяц назад +1

      You mean 🅱️oop Johnson

  • Default User
    Default User Месяц назад

    You have a big team of joke writers and they can’t even make you funny that’s pretty sad

  • life liberty
    life liberty Месяц назад +1

    So its ok for Joe Rogan to call black people apes?????

  • Hadley Pleasanton
    Hadley Pleasanton Месяц назад

    Poop Johnson? Who's his coach? MSNBC's Al Shitskin? 😂😅🤣

    • L Loaas
      L Loaas Месяц назад

      You mean 🅱️oop Johnson

  • keepmeposted
    keepmeposted Месяц назад

    General Booty

  • FIVE ME
    FIVE ME Месяц назад

    Just here to read the comments

  • Nick L
    Nick L Месяц назад

    This guy sucks

  • Steven Martin Official
    Steven Martin Official Месяц назад

    Who else watched Poop Johnson while squeezin a poop in the john?

  • Jamaal Curry
    Jamaal Curry Месяц назад

    This meanwhile brings a tear to my eye

  • Simon Xyz
    Simon Xyz Месяц назад

    ________________ for President!

    • Cock Tumor
      Cock Tumor Месяц назад

      Trump

      Trump is your daddy Libturds!!!!!!😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😀😁😂🤣😃

  • Venus Eve Rosser
    Venus Eve Rosser Месяц назад

    Coupons. Not ransom note.

  • Jessica
    Jessica Месяц назад

    this comment section is very entertaining

  • FanofJesus
    FanofJesus Месяц назад

    Is listening to Colbert now akin to treading through mud - or is it just me?

  • Assketit Uber
    Assketit Uber Месяц назад +1

    *Kanye intensifies*

  • Assketit Uber
    Assketit Uber Месяц назад +1

    Poop forces a fumble and scoops poopity scooptity whoop poop.

  • Panzerkampfwagen VI
    Panzerkampfwagen VI Месяц назад +1

    I follow cfl and I live in Canada and I’ve never heard of this guy

    • Todd H
      Todd H Месяц назад

      He started with the Bombers for a year and an half and went to Saskatchewan for the remainder of the 2018 season.

  • GDI
    GDI Месяц назад

    _THAT_ gets applause?! *THAT?!? THAT gets applause?... ok...

  • Sam360
    Sam360 Месяц назад

    Poop Johnson for city council 2020

  • Tramaine Terrance
    Tramaine Terrance Месяц назад

    Hello, Humans. It takes a photon up to 40,000 years to travel from the core of the sun to its surface, but only 8 minutes to travel the rest of the way to Earth
    A photon travels, on average, a particular distance before being briefly absorbed and released by an atom, which scatters it in a new random direction. To travel from the sun’s core to the sun’s surface(696,000 kilometers) so it can escape into space, a photon needs to make a huge number of drunken jumps.
    The calculation is a little tricky, but the conclusion is that a photon takes many thousands and many millions of years to drunkenly wander to the surface of the Sun. In a way, some of the light that reaches us today is energy produced millions of years ago. Amazing!

  • coms2
    coms2 Месяц назад

    That gets applause!

  • Chinedu Ibiam
    Chinedu Ibiam Месяц назад

    Ok, but ANOTHER theory...
    The weight difference is because of all the krabby patties he eats. Poop Johnson's real name is "People Order our Patties" Johnson

  • Jonathan Ross
    Jonathan Ross Месяц назад

    An advertisement with the scratchiest instrument ever, with an actor with the scratchiest voice ever. Gee, what’s not to like? #quickbooks

  • Valerie Tang
    Valerie Tang Месяц назад +1

    Dear super amazing person reading this,
    I hope you have a super awesome day! If you don’t think you did, just remember that there's always something to be happy about. It’s the simplest things that can easily make us happy. Be friendly, nice and help each other out. If you are feeling sad or down , remember that there's always hope. Even if all the doors are closed there's still a window. You are awesome, and you are amazing. You are loved and someone cares about you. Be happy, laugh, smile! Suicide is NEVER the answer. Fact is I'm terrified by how easily someone could take their own life. Please stay, there's HOPE! You are smart, beautiful, handsome, wayyyy stronger than you think. Someone loves and cares about you. You're worth it, you're good enough, you're not a failure, you're not a piece of trash. Believe in yourself!!
    I know some people don't like this and will hate, but i just want more people to be happy and to spread more positive energy. I'm not doing this for myself, I just wanna spread the joy to everyone. Maybe I did make some grammar mistakes and spelled something wrong, but I’m just a kid. I’m writing this cuz i wanna make everyone happy:)

  • Scroner Jr
    Scroner Jr Месяц назад

    Man this guy is so funny 😂 I love ❤️. I want to kill my self casue I’ll never be as funny’s as he is

  • Atticus Finch
    Atticus Finch Месяц назад

    Cornholebert gives all the reasons to vote for TRUMP 2020. Democract filth.

  • GWT123
    GWT123 Месяц назад +1

    Colbert is crap

  • July Baby
    July Baby Месяц назад

    I'm LMAO!!!!!! I don't know where you come up with these Steven !!! that whole Bigfoot joke way Good!!!! still Laughing 👌

  • Asa Coe
    Asa Coe Месяц назад

    Or Tim Ryan still better than Trumps Fascist KAKISTOCRACY, even though I don't know who I am.

  • P Street
    P Street Месяц назад

    What a stupid show . Waste of tv time

  • Bongwater33
    Bongwater33 Месяц назад

    Russian spys: please post something defensive about Donald Drumpf here to let us know you are in the system and ready to go for the next election!