Trump: It's My Right 'To Do National Emergency'

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2019
  • The day after he calmly read a carefully-worded speech from a prompter, Donald Trump was right back to rant about medieval tactics and supercars.
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  • Joe Glaze
    Joe Glaze 9 часов назад

    when trump asked the reporter would you do that in my position, i would have answered, "any sane person would mr president"

  • Serasia
    Serasia 22 часа назад

    “Oh the world will sing of an English king a thousand years from now, and not because he made some laws or had that lofty brow. While bonny good King Richard leads the great crusade he’s on, we’ll all have to slave away for that good-for-nothing John. Incredible as he is inept, whenever the history books are kept, they’ll call him “The Phony King of England”. A pox on the phony king of England!”
    Thanks, Disney! That song is great for practically any incompetent, lying, useless doofus of a wannabe leader!

  • Bob Wade
    Bob Wade День назад

    Just like everything else seems to be the only thing they wanna tell that’s important is in improv of jokes

  • Richard White
    Richard White День назад

    It seems the Trumpsters were waiting to see this monologue just so they can give it a thumbs down. Stephen is still going to go after your fearless, ignorant, head up his butt, orange leader, your rating doesn't make a difference.

  • Rohit Tota
    Rohit Tota День назад

    5 norts a werk

  • Duane Yazie
    Duane Yazie День назад +1

    JUGHEAD FREEEEKING FOOL SIGNED A CONTRACT WITH SATAN

  • Ehtesham Shaikh
    Ehtesham Shaikh День назад

    Pay the people who are protecting the borders and watching security for this nation ... or just spill the truth mr dumbass (trump) that u want us to be attacked in every possible way ( economically, physically and emotionally)

  • Silky Slim
    Silky Slim День назад

    Trump is gangster

  • michael ruiz
    michael ruiz День назад

    So here is where all the communist are...

  • nkwhite
    nkwhite 2 дня назад

    If I was John, I'd have said "Yes, these people have families to support". Why tf did he chicken out?

  • Mindraker1
    Mindraker1 2 дня назад

    *SNIFF*

  • Kieran Grant
    Kieran Grant 2 дня назад

    7:34 What, no shot of Nacho Libres car?

  • Brenden James Martel
    Brenden James Martel 2 дня назад

    Don't they have elaborate tunnel systems, though???

  • Brigada entrevero
    Brigada entrevero 3 дня назад +1

    Anybody seen these super mex cars?

  • CAG Hotshot
    CAG Hotshot 3 дня назад

    Colbert why do you have a wall around your house?

  • TRUMP 2020
    TRUMP 2020 3 дня назад

    Fake news

  • Rich Roy
    Rich Roy 3 дня назад +1

    "They have unbelievable vehicles..." Okay, I think the President might be r$t$rded.

  • j g
    j g 3 дня назад +1

    And America slides quietly and unopposed into Hollywood Totalitarianism, tinsel, fanfare, hot dogs, and tacos for illegals.

  • FSM follower
    FSM follower 3 дня назад

    Hmm. POTUSes actually do not have any more rights than any other Americans. What they have is "privileges of the office". Someone should tell Trump about his job.

  • R King
    R King 3 дня назад +1

    You know the only time I enjoyed watching Colbert on anything was an episode of Law & Order. He was a fraud on there, as well.

  • Marty ponish
    Marty ponish 3 дня назад

    i can't stop laughing they tell me this funny show guy with glasses looks like four jackass tell me when funny over

  • Michael Suk
    Michael Suk 3 дня назад

    Apparently, deaths from opioids brought over the border aren’t an issue anymore.

  • Finance Insider
    Finance Insider 3 дня назад

    FAIR PROPOSAL:
    Why can't we fix the asylum process by having people apply through US satellite/pseudo-embassies within their own country, attend a court hearing where they must supply evidence of their claim and get granted/denied based on the testimonies they can prove?
    ..It would also make the process more fair having representatives and officials to such agencies stationed there for appointed terms, given that they can get first-hand experience of the realities faced in those nations, as geography does tend to be a constraint.
    If they have their asylum granted, the means of travel should still be left up to them, so as to encourage taking refuge among the safer neighboring nations rather than presumptuously trekking to the US for opportunities they mistakenly believe are guaranteed.
    We can rent facilities in the foreign nation, grant powers through their own judges to uphold the process and pay their citizens whom are selected to take on much of these tasks so that it is easier to find candidates that know and understand the culture.
    I think it would also serve a latent benefit, as the growing number of asylum claims in any nation can be reported to their leadership, which very well may fill them with enough envy to do something about their own people they govern so that they aren't being shown up by our efforts.
    I want this as part of immigration reform to complement our efforts in strengthening our border security.

  • kimberly jackson
    kimberly jackson 3 дня назад +1

    Trump is DEF.. A National Emergency God Help us..

  • Earl Small
    Earl Small 3 дня назад

    This was soooooo #funny!

  • Aleece Wade
    Aleece Wade 4 дня назад

    Build it it will be torn down for it is written

  • thegoodkelly
    thegoodkelly 4 дня назад

    He would have to prove that there actually is an emergency and he cannot.
    www.forbes.com/sites/stuartanderson/2018/06/25/there-is-no-crisis-at-the-border-and-dhs-stats-prove-it/#636768a4112a

  • Blueberryymuffin
    Blueberryymuffin 4 дня назад

    Has anyone read the words behind the new york times snippet? Lol it’s about how politics is a poison and his life story

  • Speedy Rodriguez
    Speedy Rodriguez 4 дня назад

    Im starting to think Baron Trump is his personal advicer

  • Alice Trans Queen
    Alice Trans Queen 4 дня назад

    Democrats AKA basic human morals, why tf does he have the power to shut it down anyway? We have checks and balances for a reason, so one idiot in office doesn’t ruin the whole country

  • MrChaes
    MrChaes 4 дня назад +1

    the emergency that may or may not really exist and which was caused by trumpish arrogant behavior. got any more overpriced steaks lying around? with the pig face on the wrapper.. you know the guy,

  • J K
    J K 4 дня назад

    Well declaring a national emergency is in his prerogative.

  • Debbie Maysonet
    Debbie Maysonet 4 дня назад

    Now what? Now we have, political salt and pepper shakers!!!!! Good luck to you Chuck and Nancy!!!!

  • Whitney Willard
    Whitney Willard 4 дня назад

    Does trump still get his paycheck while the government is shut down?

    • Trash Gordon
      Trash Gordon 4 дня назад

      he only gets paid 1 dollar a year per his request from the beginning, That is a fact.

  • Yorelis Pinto
    Yorelis Pinto 4 дня назад

    I think he’s been watching too many fast and furious movies

  • Remco Koning
    Remco Koning 4 дня назад +1

    Well, Pink Floyd will get popular again. ;)

  • Daniel Alves
    Daniel Alves 4 дня назад

    Oh snap!

  • Joseph Alvarado
    Joseph Alvarado 4 дня назад +1

    I live Indio, Ca which is an 1hr 30min from Mexicali, B.C, Mexico one of entry points California has. I've been to Mexicali about 35 times in the past two years and there is no immigration crisis. The Coachella Valley has a large immigrant population and it's rather calm here.

    • Trash Gordon
      Trash Gordon 4 дня назад

      I ate today so there is no world hunger problem.

  • Willie Baker
    Willie Baker 4 дня назад

    Why did this get to a crisis when he got to be president, did that border just get there.

  • Letha Hadady
    Letha Hadady 4 дня назад

    If he shuts down the government and/or declares a national emergency he is trying to avoid impeachment. Pence has been a puppet, Mitch McConnell out to lunch, they are stalling as long as possible and will try to shutdown mueller investigation too.

  • Average Student
    Average Student 4 дня назад

    he's been watching fast and furious !

  • Isaiah Poole
    Isaiah Poole 4 дня назад

    2:51 sicko mode

  • Jeff Dee
    Jeff Dee 4 дня назад

    Somebody believes Fast and Furious 4 is real...

  • Mike Perkins
    Mike Perkins 4 дня назад

    Trump is an ABOMINATION of a president.
    Trump would rather rule in hell than serve in heaven.
    He's the Anti Jesus soon to be the Antichrist on the world stage.
    He'll kill us ALL!

  • Jeffrey Morton
    Jeffrey Morton 4 дня назад

    Not much has been written about the Ibogaine Effect as a serious factor in the presidential decision-making process, but word has leaked out that some of Trump’s top advisers called in a Brazilian doctor who was said to be treating the President with ‘some kind of strange drug'. “It was hard to take the talk seriously,” one reporter wrote-“until I heard about the appearance of a mysterious Brazilian doctor. That was the key.”

  • Sharon Mullins
    Sharon Mullins 4 дня назад

    'Breaking Bad' at the wall.

  • james curtis
    james curtis 4 дня назад

    I would never be in your position Mr. "president"- BECAUSE I"M NOT AN IDIOT

  • walter bryden
    walter bryden 5 дней назад

    if and when there is an emergency i would tackle it before it gets worse. i would not wait and let people suffer because i failed to sort it out. do you wait when there is a NATIONAL EMERGENCY or just let people suffer. "Mr trump, where is the emergency.find it and deal with it. immediately".

  • Brigada entrevero
    Brigada entrevero 5 дней назад

    Dis nega..🎩

  • Richard Smickem
    Richard Smickem 5 дней назад

    Stupid is as stupid does. Nobody does stupid like trumpski Russian Boy Toy.

  • Victor Gray
    Victor Gray 5 дней назад

    If it is a National Emergency, how can you justify waiting three weeks or more to declare it? If you can afford to wait, it's not an emergency.

  • Amber Chrones
    Amber Chrones 5 дней назад

    Not only can i do national emergency, I AM national emergency. YAISSSSSSS

  • Andrew Owens
    Andrew Owens 5 дней назад

    You know, Trump is wrong. His speech did change things. It made it even worse for Trump and the Republicans as support for the wall as fallen since then.

  • Daniel Webster
    Daniel Webster 5 дней назад

    Praise him and you're the best... the greatest... everybody says so... Disagree and you suck, you've always sucked, everybody says so...
    And in his world... both are true at the same time. I really don't understand what his supporters don't understand about that.

  • Ethan Roberts
    Ethan Roberts 5 дней назад

    where is a good firing squad when u need one...

  • RedGame YT
    RedGame YT 5 дней назад

    Billions of dollars Wall vs A rope or stairs or a hammer

  • Nichelle Rae
    Nichelle Rae 5 дней назад

    I think Trump's speech writer knows that Trump is an idiot, and is just having fun with him at this point. It's one way to deal with the insanity of this dictator-in-chief.

  • Nachhilfe für Dich
    Nachhilfe für Dich 5 дней назад

    nice video

  • W P
    W P 5 дней назад +2

    “At the reekwest of...”. You think a speech impediment is a telltale sign for something ?

  • alexanderthekev
    alexanderthekev 5 дней назад

    Bet Russia laughs at us making fun of ourselves making us look dumb af

  • Petere Poet
    Petere Poet 5 дней назад

    Dems that approved the wall for 39 years are the Holdup, they are the hostage takers like Jimmy Carter who let 52 hostages Rot for 444 days. Now that my friends is the longest Government Hostage situation.
    7 words and two digits and the paycheck for 800,000 government workers will roll.
    Nancy and Chuck just say as you have before,
    “We will fund 5.5 billion for the wall. “
    Simple as that. They have been playing political games for the last 39 years with our Lives, our paychecks for immigration policy.
    Peter E.

  • T Mox
    T Mox 5 дней назад

    USA builds wall. Mexico builds ramps

  • OD CT
    OD CT 5 дней назад

    Oh my God, what a joke of a president.

  • Antonio Ranier Cayaco
    Antonio Ranier Cayaco 5 дней назад

    US govnt shutdown, Putin: "I havent even moved a zsingle warhead, juszt meddle with electionsz to ielect a Monkey, Boom, Self Destruct"

  • L CHAPUT
    L CHAPUT 5 дней назад

    What a doofus!
    It's not up to FUXCARTOONNEWS-it's up to gutless Amerikans gathering the wherewithal to de-fang the single most dangerous threat to democracy since the 1932 Hitlerian tribe chose to destroy equanimity, solicitude, generosity, virtue, equilibrium, innocence, and joy.
    This isn’t a drill-it’s an alarm bell in the darkest of nights when the Apocalypse makes ready to ride into town. Do you see the wire and greasy chimneys, the piles of broken shoes, the Klieg lights and watchtowers, hear the dogs and shots, turn to the screams in the night?
    Either scotch the snake or remain excruciatingly and eternally bitten.

  • firefighterstation3
    firefighterstation3 5 дней назад +1

    Went to the border last weekend. It’s dead. Nothing happening. My cousins a border agent. He said it’s so slow right now

  • Nathan Pender
    Nathan Pender 5 дней назад

    Insurrection this SOS Mr. President

  • Dustin Arroyo
    Dustin Arroyo 5 дней назад +1

    Lmao how did no one get Stephens backstage trump joke

  • Deba Dev
    Deba Dev 5 дней назад

    Bully

  • Gangster Caesar
    Gangster Caesar 5 дней назад

    Nothing but whining libtards here

  • Robert Weber
    Robert Weber 5 дней назад +1

    My family immigrated from Germany. Should I worry oh I'm not brown .sarcasm

  • Punnipa Hossain
    Punnipa Hossain 5 дней назад

    He is God's gift to comedians

  • Marc Bryant
    Marc Bryant 5 дней назад

    1 podium! That's call fiscal responsibility lol

  • K Myers
    K Myers 6 дней назад

    Love Colbert! 😅

  • Finom1
    Finom1 6 дней назад

    Trash!!!

  • Ankit Trivedi
    Ankit Trivedi 6 дней назад

    Stephen- you can sleep while listening Trump declared National Emergency. Because you are just a comedian, while Trump is our President. You Stephen don't care about those Americans who lost their loved ones by illegal immigrants who crossed southern border illegally. Stephen- if you can't able to help those families, please don't make a joke. Stephen- Shame yourself.

  • Cassie Harris
    Cassie Harris 6 дней назад +1

    Congress won't impeach Trump because he is to weak to affect substantial change for his party also he fires up the base of democrats both things may disappear if they actually impeached the guy and replaced him with his more effective less controversial vice president.

  • russell bergener
    russell bergener 6 дней назад

    BTW: Clinton and Obama both shut down the Government 16 days and 21 days. Back when blue collar workers were part of their voter base the Dems were anti illegal immigration. Obama made a campaign promise to the tax payers that the Financial Institutions would repay the $7 trillion bail out.. . ..Trump supporters don't give a shit how the wall is paid for as long as it goes up. Please give financial support to Antifa, AOC and others on the far left so they can continue destroying their own party. And watch Trump win by a landslide in 2020!

  • Hammond
    Hammond 6 дней назад

    If there was a crisis at our southern border, why didn't Republicans fund/build this wall in the past 2 years when they were 100% of the Federal government?

  • Bobby Chang
    Bobby Chang 6 дней назад

    This country to attract top notch people.....

  • LETSGETREAL1000
    LETSGETREAL1000 6 дней назад

    Well I guess if there is no crisis at the boarder the CNN,Washington post, and the Huffington post, are lying again about the crisis of separated children,separated families ,people storming the boarder and getting tear gas,and the fact Mexico can't handle and are over whelmed by the mass migration. So I guess all of you people have all the answers ? So stop talking crap and present a(real) solution we have only been waiting for it for about 100 yr s!

  • sugoinek0
    sugoinek0 6 дней назад

    Stephen marry me!! 😍😍

  • WanderingPig
    WanderingPig 6 дней назад

    Dude must have seen Fast and the Furious when he was talking about the cars. LOL

  • Timothy Monhollen
    Timothy Monhollen 6 дней назад

    So just to be on the same page as the leftists- we should be a country without any borders? Currently we allow one million LEGAL immigrants per year. Any illegals coming in don’t deduct from that number. So my questions are this- how many is too many? Should we abandon all legalized processes from here on out from not only south is us, but ALL other countries? should Canadians have the same right to come over for instant citizenship status? I’m really not understanding the main point here.

  • goose gatherer
    goose gatherer 6 дней назад

    Trump is a better president than this fool is a comedian......what am I saying , this clown has never been a comedian....neither will he play to audiences as big as Trump does. Stale as last weeks bagels.

  • Lifesabitch214
    Lifesabitch214 6 дней назад

    Trump looks like he needs to take a hard shit.

  • Michael Saint
    Michael Saint 6 дней назад

    THESE MORONS NEED TO GO AWAY

  • Kelly Simpkins
    Kelly Simpkins 6 дней назад

    Trump is so ignorant. He belongs in a padded room with 6 WALLS....then he can worship himself and we can get some relief from HIS MAGESTY.

  • Sharon Hein
    Sharon Hein 6 дней назад

    What the hell are peoples shows going to be about when Donald is no longer in office?

  • DranKof
    DranKof 6 дней назад

    So, so funny.

  • WarDog LRS
    WarDog LRS 6 дней назад

    This is the Guy that puts his Dick up asses & people think he's bright & funny how disgusting is that

  • M Down
    M Down 6 дней назад

    I Can't Believe That There Isn't Some Kind Of Getting This Guy Fired. What Baffles Me Is Why No One Is Trying To Get This Weirdo Kicked Out. As Long As Your Rich People Will Follow You Even If Your Stupid Crazy.

  • M Down
    M Down 6 дней назад

    He has no respect for his audience. Talks about things that are not even true, lies to everyone's face, says he's done thing that he never did, plus he's talking to everyone like they are all fkg idiots & he thinks he is believable. Why is he being aloud to destroy America & it's Americans.

  • Basic Dos Gaming
    Basic Dos Gaming 6 дней назад

    Does Trump have ADHD?

  • Kimmy Smiley
    Kimmy Smiley 6 дней назад

    Trump is acting PRESIDENTIAL!
    Remember in his campaign?

  • midwestkatie
    midwestkatie 6 дней назад

    When is T going to casually mention that he needs 30 billion more?

  • POS TRUMP NOT MY PRESIDENT
    POS TRUMP NOT MY PRESIDENT 6 дней назад

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS I WOULD

  • Les Landry
    Les Landry 6 дней назад

    So if the trade deal will pay for that wall, does that mean Canada will be subsidizing the wall through the trade deal?

  • COVFEFE SPANKY
    COVFEFE SPANKY 6 дней назад

    The crisis is u Humpty Dumpty 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 6 дней назад

    #NOCAKESWITHSAWS BEHIND BARS