Planet Washington: The Senate Majority Leader

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  • Published on Jan 12, 2019
  • This time on 'Planet Washington,' we observe an encounter between the press and the elusive species known as Mitch McConnell.
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Comments • 220

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan 4 months ago

    Cowards.

  • Luthien Seldomane
    Luthien Seldomane 4 months ago

    Narrated by Mr. David Fake Attinburough :)

  • Bonnie Forman
    Bonnie Forman 5 months ago

    Priceless! Stephen, you and your writers are fantastic.

  • grodhagen
    grodhagen 5 months ago

    David Attenborough tribute! Cracking! Righto!

  • MementoX1013
    MementoX1013 5 months ago

    OMG, I cracked up when they cut to the turtle.

  • Geoff Anthony
    Geoff Anthony 5 months ago

    Republicans plan to drive this country into chaos and then claim state of emergency and then roll out the troops against it's own people...so sad.

  • Geoff Anthony
    Geoff Anthony 5 months ago

    The New look for the Republicans. Why don't these old fossils retire and let some young people go to work....so sad .

  • Darren Krivit
    Darren Krivit 5 months ago

    That's freakin hilarious, I started tearing up as soon as Turtle McConnell appeared 🐢😂

  • v
    v 5 months ago

    President Shutdown should have to start cleaning the White House, taking out the trash, mopping, sweeping, washing his own underwear. Shutdown be over real fast.

  • v
    v 5 months ago

    resident Shutdown should have to start cleaning the White House, taking out the trash, mopping, sweeping, washing his own underwear. Shutdown be over real fast.

  • Abe Halpert
    Abe Halpert 5 months ago

    God I love Brian Stack - excellent casting choice to use him so much!

  • pat comerford
    pat comerford 5 months ago +2

    How did you manage to get a McConnell lookalike turtle - well done! I hope the turtle (acting McConnell) was paid!

  • Randall Holloway
    Randall Holloway 5 months ago

    40 snowflakes melted due to this hilariously accurate and well deserved roasting

  • Marmee Cruz
    Marmee Cruz 5 months ago

    Best comedy writers ever! Caustic, yet hilariously spot on. Pay them more!

  • Juana Palacios
    Juana Palacios 5 months ago

    No you didn't!!😂Quick and to the point.😂😁

  • Ari
    Ari 5 months ago +1

    David Attenborough
    approves this video

  • RoninAquila
    RoninAquila 5 months ago

    When I first saw McConnell’s face, I typed “Mitch McConnell looks like...” in Googlr...
    ....only for it to finish my sentence for me with “...the turtle from the Never Ending Story.”
    Neat! Even Google Agrees! :)

  • Rashuanu
    Rashuanu 5 months ago

    Am I the one one who's worried the raccoon ate the poor turtle? D:

  • Casey Russell
    Casey Russell 5 months ago

    Can you blame him? I'd be hiding too.
    (We had a 100-0 agreement in the senate, Mr. President. Do you know how *often* that happens?)

  • Alexander Schmoldt
    Alexander Schmoldt 5 months ago

    does anyone notice the display of the press as a omnivore trying to devour a politician. is this really th imgae you wanna paint of the press? because its not a good one

  • Are We Not Men?
    Are We Not Men? 5 months ago

    Along with Colbert, Bee, and Oliver, a lasting legacy of Jon Stewart, is the Cecil Turtle/Mitch McConnell comparison. I wish he'd return. He's greatly missed.

  • Yolanda Dery
    Yolanda Dery 5 months ago

    I miss John Stewart's "Mitch the Turtle" impressions. Yuup.

  • John Baumgartner
    John Baumgartner 5 months ago

    This feels so wrong without Zefranks voice

  • Amean Abdelfattah
    Amean Abdelfattah 5 months ago

    He's more of a fish than a turtle

  • BenderRodriguez10
    BenderRodriguez10 5 months ago +3

    "Mitch McConnell is a turtle" jokes, just like "Larry King is really, really, really old" jokes, never get tiresome.

  • ROBBIE BUNGE
    ROBBIE BUNGE 5 months ago

    Old age mutant ninja turtle...arsehole in a hard shell. .TURTLES! Now you're all singing. ..😅

  • Chrysaura
    Chrysaura 5 months ago

    Was the turtle okay tho?

  • Cybr Friends
    Cybr Friends 5 months ago

    Turtles have spine. Mitch and Ryan belong to the invertebrates group.

  • Lisa Burton
    Lisa Burton 5 months ago

    Sad but true😂😂😂

  • Dragon1717
    Dragon1717 5 months ago

    Ha Ha Ha! I love how much Mitch McConnell triggers Democrats. This is comedy gold!

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 5 months ago

    CENSURE MC CORNHOLE #SCALIHEZIBRAINDEAD SO SAD HE NEVER RECOVERED FROM HIS COMA. PUSHING BAD GOVERNING WILL COME BACK TO BITE HIM AND DRUMPH. #FIRETRAITORS #AMERICANSHAVEDNAFROM AFRICA NO EXCUSES TO HATE OR KILL YOUR COSINS #YOUAREBLACKFOLKS

  • Silvia X
    Silvia X 5 months ago

    Lol that’s a good fake David Attenborough voice

  • Cronus
    Cronus 5 months ago

    Aah look at the 30+ butt-hurt Trumptards or just plain worthless trolls!

  • Terri Kukla
    Terri Kukla 5 months ago +1

    Its been kinda nice..nice and quiet,
    Less rhetoric.
    But Senate majority leader is hiding from investigator's.

  • Oliver Dash
    Oliver Dash 5 months ago

    He is the secret chief of staff of the President

  • Sam South
    Sam South 5 months ago

    🐢🐢🐢🐢 Mitch is MIA lol 😆😁😂🤣

  • farvision
    farvision 5 months ago

    Republicans have a serious problem and they know it. They are caught in a web of Trumpian lies. But to repudiate that idiot they think they would lose power. Wrong. They would become respected again. But they are stupid enough not to see their way through to the light. So they remain in the dark side.

  • majed8192
    majed8192 5 months ago

    You want to watch the best planet earth sketch in your life type in "Clubbing in the Wild"

  • FJ
    FJ 5 months ago

    i hope he's dead. seriously.

  • Sai Subhash
    Sai Subhash 5 months ago

    I swear! when I heard sir Attenborough's voice in the beginning, I laughed so suddenly that I shit my pants a little..😂😂😂

  • Philosopher of Nonsense

    I'm predicting that the government shutdown will continue another week, when the sanctions on the Russian oligarchs automatically expire (since that department seems to be conveniently shut down). This way, Trump can fulfill his promise to Putin that the sanctions would be lifted. The "caravan" was a convenient distraction and an opportunity to manufacture a fake crisis does just that.

    Why does Trump seem to have a deference to Russia? Because you don't want to upset the Russian mobsters that you owe millions to. What creates the suspicion of his being compromised by Russia? Let's start with his autocratic pattern:
    -->his Stalinist campaign chants and propaganda
    -->endless campaigning for himself
    -->wanting to break term-limit conventions to stay in power indefinitely
    -->undermining public trust in law enforcement and the press
    -->claiming baseless conspiracy theories against himself (election fraud, "fake news", "deep state", Obama wiretapping)
    -->creating a crisis to solve it, or for political and/or financial leverage
    -->taking political hostages to get his way
    -->using the military and the public as pawns for politics
    -->multiple standards of similar things, such as blaming the opposition of inciting violence, but excusing the same on his side (when he is not doing it himself)
    -->claiming that an unseen crisis exists, and that he is the only savior ("Only I know how to...")
    -->Attempting to change or circumvent the Constitution for political gain
    -->installing people into powerful positions that have a vested-interest in furthering and executing his policy even when they are not particularly qualified for the position (Steve "Grand Wizard" King, Cruella DeVos, Ben "zodiazapene" Carson, Kelly Ann CONway...basically anyone he has not fired yet for opposing him)
    -->appropriating resources for his own pet projects from necessary services that help the people (as ALL republicans do with their relentless war on Social Security, Medicare, and social service programs)
    -->using political office for personal gain
    -->not recusing himself from conflicts-of-interest
    -->ignoring critical issues with society or infrastructure in favor of his policies
    -->false self-image of perfection ("I have the best words of anyone")
    -->misogyny and/or infidelity
    -->aggrandizing his every statement ("tremendous", "the ____-est that anyone has ever ____", etc.)
    -->insecurity, and excessive defensiveness when questioned
    -->unwillingness to negotiate with political opponents
    -->willingness to cooperate with hostile foreign leaders
    -->cooperating with known terrorist factions (such as negotiating with the Taliban over Syria)
    -->empowerment of hate groups such as white supremacists and not recusing himself from their support
    -->sense of entitlement ("I can shut the government down if I want to")
    -->theatrical shows of dominance (such as Trump's military parade)
    -->history of prior deception or discrimination
    -->attempting to hamper/manipulate/discredit/destroy investigations against himself
    -->creating false support (like his paid cheerleaders at his rallies) or claiming that there is massive support for his rhetoric or himself when there is not
    -->altering misrepresenting, or creating false facts to misinform the people
    -->"State-run media of his own" (Faux Noise, Rush Limbaugh, American Nazi Weekly, Putin's Oligarchy Cookbook)
    -->nepotism (Jared/Ivanka/Eric/Don Jr.)
    -->secret meetings with dictators
    -->faking a quick solution to NK disarmament when actually doing nothing
    -->"I know more about ______ than anyone else" (that's not just narcissism here, that is a propaganda tool)
    -->making hollow promises, and not keeping them
    -->his use of the tactics of Adolf Hitler and other dictators including but not limited to:
    > "fake news"
    >"Make America Great Again"
    >"the press is the enemy of the people"
    >"lock her up" (Hillary and/or press reporting unfavorable news)
    >"outsiders are dangerous criminals and a threat to our sovereignty" (referring to his Mexican rapist/drug dealer remarks)
    >falsifying numbers for a greater appearance of his rhetoric
    >deception for self-protection (Stormy Daniels)
    >discrediting previous leaders while taking credit for their work (Trump claiming credit for "his" economy just months into office)

    Need I go on? Speculating on whether Trump is involved with and compromised by Russia is like speculating on moisture at the bottom of the ocean.We don't need Woodward and Bernstein on this one, anyone with an IQ over 50 can see that (so this excludes Trump and all of his dunce-cap-wearing cult followers). Trump is the true enemy of the people.

    “If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

    --Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • kelli moore
    kelli moore 5 months ago

    Gold

  • Do not subscribe to me- or thanos won't like it

    Okay but the government shutdown does Not affect Trump's Businesses???

  • Lok Yin Yun
    Lok Yin Yun 5 months ago

    Mitch McTurtle: sick from eating too much e coli lettuce.

  • Ms Cloudherder
    Ms Cloudherder 5 months ago

    Just yesterday (Jan 11) 6 Senate Republicans brought a bill that had passed the Senate to Trump and Trump refused to sign it.

  • Kel Green
    Kel Green 5 months ago

    Hahaahahahah💀

  • Luke Taylor
    Luke Taylor 5 months ago

    This was a *good natured* skit.

  • Joe Hackney
    Joe Hackney 5 months ago

    Ditch Mitch. Dump Trump.

  • TaraTownsend
    TaraTownsend 5 months ago

    Unbelievable McConnell hasn't croaked yet! He must be 500 years old!

  • Kevin Reardon
    Kevin Reardon 5 months ago

    Can't up vote that one enough.

  • Qwamqwamasket Ilmixum
    Qwamqwamasket Ilmixum 5 months ago

    How did SNL not come up with this first?

  • TheShadowKing1988
    TheShadowKing1988 5 months ago +1

    Damn nature, you scary!

  • liberty Ann
    liberty Ann 5 months ago

    🐢McConnel
    🐩,Pelosi
    🐺Schumer
    🐒Trump

  • simpleminded1uk
    simpleminded1uk 5 months ago

    did anybody ask Sir David Attenborough to do this himself? He might have gone for it.

  • arjaygee
    arjaygee 5 months ago

    Too funny! (And very clever!)

  • Viran Victus
    Viran Victus 5 months ago

    Planet Washington is fitting. Its a place filled with alien species.

  • Johnny
    Johnny 5 months ago

    Plot twist, that's the real Mitch's lunch.

  • Alfredo De La Cruz
    Alfredo De La Cruz 5 months ago

    That was priceless 😭

  • Матильда X
    Матильда X 5 months ago

    Please, more about planet Washington 😻

  • L
    L 5 months ago +1

    The world is not fair, and often fools, cowards, liars and the selfish hide in high places.
    Bryant H. McGill

    • J Nuy
      J Nuy 5 months ago

      That's so true, it's sad.....

  • 000i 0006
    000i 0006 5 months ago

    That is what cowards do...they hide out in silence, as trump did during vietnam....hide away...they are no men, just big mouth

  • Katie Bistiglione
    Katie Bistiglione 5 months ago

    MITCH HAS MORE BRAINS THAN NANCY

  • Rich Winder
    Rich Winder 5 months ago +7

    Here's one thing that can't be disputed,
    and in truth, is deeply rooted:
    Trump always lies,
    so it is wise,
    to watch him, audio muted.

  • Regis Bodnar
    Regis Bodnar 5 months ago +1

    This is perfect!!!

  • WileyCoyote69
    WileyCoyote69 5 months ago +2

    Turtle McConnell lives up to his image yet again.

  • Baby Boto
    Baby Boto 5 months ago +1

    Mitch Mcconnell missing in “inaction” more like. 😏 Dirty old slug.

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 5 months ago

    人類比較適合,,,。

  • Tari Nai
    Tari Nai 5 months ago +2

    Nice!

  • stone1andonly
    stone1andonly 5 months ago +6

    You know, this could open up a whole new world of programming for C-SPAN, plus give Richard Attenborough yet another opportunity for a paycheck in his golden years. I'd love to hear his commentary on the Trump's natural ability to build walls, or how Stephen Miller swallows rats whole when he eats.

    • stone1andonly
      stone1andonly 5 months ago

      @Pamela Cass Didn't bother to read further down, did we?

    • Pamela Cass
      Pamela Cass 5 months ago

      Rich is gone. I think you mean David.

    • stone1andonly
      stone1andonly 5 months ago

      @Juan Pedro Mariano You know, it might not be too late to use some of Richard's DNA to make a clone... nah, would just be cheaper to hire David, after all. Look, nomenclature aside, the idea has some merit, that's all I'm saying here.

    • Juan Pedro Mariano
      Juan Pedro Mariano 5 months ago

      You mean David? Richard Attenborough is deceased.

  • Azariya
    Azariya 5 months ago +1

    He called-in sick since he isn't getting paid duh!!😒

  • Deborah Rochefort
    Deborah Rochefort 5 months ago +2

    I burst out laughing as soon as I heard the imitation of (deservedly famous and beloved) David Attenborough, even before we got to the playful jibes at the Senate Majority Leader. Clever and well done!

  • C V
    C V 5 months ago +6

    We the People can all laugh and make light of the fact that the Senate Majority Leader is under the direct control of the President...
    but the real joke is on us, as long as We allow it.

  • MagnuMagnus
    MagnuMagnus 5 months ago +1

    Withdrew into his shell.

  • ancilodon
    ancilodon 5 months ago +3

    An insult to turtles. Especially the Eastern box turtle; they're nowhere near as nasty as Mr McConnell.

  • Everblue Freediving
    Everblue Freediving 5 months ago +1

    As gutless and dishonest as McConnell is, most of the GOP are as bad or worse. They don't even have the sense to reject behavior that damages their image....

  • Ren Hoek
    Ren Hoek 5 months ago +1

    The treasonous Republican party is enabling traitor Trump and Putin to subvert our democracy!
    #LockThemUp

  • Benzaiten
    Benzaiten 5 months ago +1

    perhaps he fell down on his back and is unable to stand up or turn around on his own?

  • Laura Alvarez
    Laura Alvarez 5 months ago +1

    putin has something on mitch so he has to stand back or his cover will be told I think

  • Rob Simpson
    Rob Simpson 5 months ago +2

    Box Tortoise.

  • ursaltydog
    ursaltydog 5 months ago +1

    Like the little weasel he is... throws a bag of shit then runs..

  • S Steelhead
    S Steelhead 5 months ago +2

    McConnell, Nunes, Ryan all on Putins payroll also? Need to be investigated. Then hopefully found guilty and hung in public like traitors to the USA should be.

  • Doug Grinbergs
    Doug Grinbergs 5 months ago +1

    KKKristofascist coward bully MkKKonnell

  • mizzabroadwaybaby
    mizzabroadwaybaby 5 months ago +1

    As a brit that was the most convincing Attenborough voice to date on this show

  • Pete Jams
    Pete Jams 5 months ago +1

    Brilliant

  • Donna M
    Donna M 5 months ago +1

    LOL
    😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • Igor Schmidlapp
    Igor Schmidlapp 5 months ago +16

    Mitch McConnell long subscribed to the "Party Before Country" doctrine. Remember his statement after Obama's election that his job was to make sure that he was a one-term President...
    Mitch McConnell is as big a coward and as treasonous as Trump. Time for "The Turtle" to be gone...

  • FriendlyRambler
    FriendlyRambler 5 months ago +2

    LOL, perfect portrayal of the cowardly tortoise mcconnell!

  • a servantsoftheownerofDeathNlife

    When everything's shutdowns it's easy to be bombarded using nuclear 9/11, then everyone's ended up pointing fingers one another

  • hey funny
    hey funny 5 months ago +1

    OMG you went there! Haha great clip!

  • Richie Rich
    Richie Rich 5 months ago +2

    As the 1% soulless traitorous republicans and obedient court puppets bows down, king drumpf can and will do whatever he wants. You go mcconnell!

  • Eleven Words
    Eleven Words 5 months ago +1

    Hahahahahahhahahaha

  • Cheryl Sibson
    Cheryl Sibson 5 months ago +1

    I read an old Cree Propherb that makes absolute sense now, those leaders might realize after a month with no money, and the food is running out, "can't make the mortgage, or can't make rent, or can't pay the hydro bill Only when the last tree has died, the last river has been poisoned, and the last fish is caught will we realize that we can't eat money. but hey, they can try to get value out of every dollar?

  • MMCat
    MMCat 5 months ago

    It's rude to make fun of McConnell's feeding habits! 😤

  • michael white
    michael white 5 months ago +1

    Brilliant 👏 😂

  • Rios Ricardo
    Rios Ricardo 5 months ago +1

    Mitch McConnell Represent evil on Earth

  • Randy Wein
    Randy Wein 5 months ago

    Mitch McConnell is evil brilliant. Trump and his shutdown are major stinkers, and he wants as far as possible from both.

  • Asa Coe
    Asa Coe 5 months ago +1

    The US is a Corporate Plutocracy.
    Mitch, only proves that the upper class will get paid and enjoy the freedoms that the poor and working-class pay for.

  • yoirulethegreat
    yoirulethegreat 5 months ago +1

    HAHAHAHA This was the first video I saw after watching a documentary on ants by Sir Attenborough. What are the odds?!!

  • R McElhaney
    R McElhaney 5 months ago +1

    It's time for McConnell to go! He can turtle his way into a nice, long retirement, far away from politics. He could even live to be up to 130 years old!!!! His term expires in 2020.
    There's two strong Kentuckians who I feel should be among the candidates to replace him:
    Thomas Massie current US House Representative member(Republican) Massie is a deep roots and down home conservative. He seems sincere and should appeal to many folks, regardless of their political affiliation. He seems to me like he has a bright political future and an eventual run for the Presidency can't be ruled out. I feel Massey is ready to take a step up in the government and run for the Senate.
    Alison Lundergram Grimes current Kentucky secretary of state(Democrat) Grimes lost to McConnell when she ran against him in 2014. But obviously times have changed since and Grimes now would have a better chance of beating McConnell. I like her views on education. And many folks feel Grimes is nice to look at.

  • Anita Henson
    Anita Henson 5 months ago +125

    This short nature skit so funny.