If Bible Characters had iPhones

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  • Published on Jan 16, 2019
  • John Crist and Trey Kennedy break down what it would have been like if Bible Characters had iPhones.
    John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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  • JOHNNY GUNNZ 45
    JOHNNY GUNNZ 45 9 hours ago

    The Bathsheba one was golden 😂😂😂

  • Margie Graddicks
    Margie Graddicks 4 days ago

    🤣🤣🤣

  • Ana Meshreky
    Ana Meshreky 4 days ago

    “I just got a venmo request from Judas” 😆

  • Shamira S
    Shamira S 4 days ago

    I laught at every line. The delivery was perfect

  • hannah anujakshi
    hannah anujakshi 4 days ago

    Will you giv subtitles plzz

  • Gizziiusa
    Gizziiusa 5 days ago

    Delilah just posted a tweet saying she's gonna cut all of Sampsons hair off.
    Did she say why ?
    Something about she's tired of his long hair. reminds her of Fabio too much.
    Man, he's sure going to be weak about that, he loves his long hair. oh well...

  • Daunte uflay
    Daunte uflay 5 days ago

    this is great HAA

  • Traci H
    Traci H 5 days ago

    Very clever

  • Jehovah's Daughter
    Jehovah's Daughter 6 days ago +1

    Very funny stuff guys! Lol. So very funny! Thank you!

  • Patricia Brew
    Patricia Brew 7 days ago

    😂😂😂

  • Its_ Just_ Daji
    Its_ Just_ Daji 7 days ago

    this is so funny

  • Itskaceykakes
    Itskaceykakes 7 days ago

    What happens when their phones die??!

  • The Dark Night
    The Dark Night 8 days ago

    “How did Jesus get verified? He has 12 followers!”
    Me:.....I mean he is Jesus...

  • Rebecca J
    Rebecca J 8 days ago

    Lol it's kind of funny cis this is us modern day Christians!

  • NYC Latest Trailers
    NYC Latest Trailers 9 days ago

    Not funny at all 🙄

  • Amos Siagian
    Amos Siagian 9 days ago

    Hahahahaha

  • remi boat
    remi boat 10 days ago

    I sent a fire emoji and they got so offended,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Beats by Daurc Knyte
    Beats by Daurc Knyte 11 days ago

    Jesus is on the way he'll take care of it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Katie Singer
    Katie Singer 12 days ago

    Me realizing i watch both of these guys channels and they actually know each other😂

  • Marissa Noelle
    Marissa Noelle 12 days ago

    “you’re following the woman at the well?.... check your heart dude”

    IM CRYING

  • Elly Luquen
    Elly Luquen 12 days ago

    Hilarious 😆😆😆 loved it!!! How does Jesus get verified with just 12 followers got me lol 😆 new subscriber here!

  • That Random Guy
    That Random Guy 13 days ago +1

    Why tf am I watching this I'm a atheist

  • Jonathan Whitaker
    Jonathan Whitaker 15 days ago

    Awesome video

  • Delanie Dugas
    Delanie Dugas 17 days ago

    This is fantastic haha! 🙏🏻

  • Han Suits
    Han Suits 17 days ago

    "Lot's daughters pregnant. I wonder who the father is." I'm sorry, I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Al Gee
    Al Gee 20 days ago

    In my newsfeed:
    Prophet in hiding after being charged with arson

    Search continues for suspects after temple veil found torn

    Dead man walking

    Moses reveals the secret to truly radiant skin

    Local beach house destroyed in storm

  • kamshopqueen88
    kamshopqueen88 23 days ago

    Gold lol

  • Noelle Leslie
    Noelle Leslie 25 days ago

    “I ain’t getting on that boat”😂😂😂

  • Brandon Hayduke
    Brandon Hayduke 28 days ago

    I got one
    “Dude have you seen Ruth’s status update?”
    “No, why?”
    “She went from Married, to widowed to married again”

  • Inky Owl
    Inky Owl 29 days ago

    2:26 TOO FAR

  • Annabelle Kopf
    Annabelle Kopf Month ago

    LOL

  • Annabelle Kopf
    Annabelle Kopf Month ago

    LOL

  • Caleb bernhard
    Caleb bernhard Month ago

    The title should be if Bible characters had iPhones and watches

  • FatLilNuggyZane :3
    FatLilNuggyZane :3 Month ago

    “Check your heart, dude!” 😂😂😂

  • Amy Stabenow
    Amy Stabenow Month ago

    These 2 are probably the best out there for humor
    Im not religious but i get 99 percent of the joke. Do more collaborations...please

  • Kaff231
    Kaff231 Month ago +1

    With the name Bathsheba someone should have MMS her to watch where she goes to freshen up for the day. Just saying...

  • Phillip Bucher
    Phillip Bucher Month ago

    Imagine if the Romans had assault rifles.

  • Daniel Sonntag
    Daniel Sonntag Month ago

    It's funny when they crack up over their own joke

  • Rissa P
    Rissa P Month ago +1

    He need to be a religion teacher seriously I would be at every class 😂

  • R H
    R H Month ago

    Sin City, we get it

  • Ya Bitch -_-
    Ya Bitch -_- Month ago +2

    My religion teacher showed this to our class...

  • Bernadette Rocha
    Bernadette Rocha Month ago

    Surprised that RU-clip recommended this

  • Ray Singh
    Ray Singh Month ago +3

    Oh, gosh! 🤣😂 David liking all of Bathsheba’s spring break pics! I LOVE IT!

  • Asiimwe Moses
    Asiimwe Moses Month ago

    Needed this today...God bless

  • alextheforge
    alextheforge Month ago

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  • thea loves
    thea loves Month ago

    HAHAHAHAHA XD

  • Thomas Flexman
    Thomas Flexman Month ago

    1:50 😂😂😂😂

  • Snail Succ
    Snail Succ Month ago

    Weren’t bible characters middle eastern

  • Moriah M
    Moriah M Month ago

    "Dude, I'm on Facebook marketplace. Joseph's brothers are SELLING him!"

  • Gian Daoey
    Gian Daoey Month ago

    “check your heart dude”

  • i am wumpus
    i am wumpus Month ago

    When your catholic and didn't realize how much you understand the puns

  • B Lisemby
    B Lisemby Month ago

    I need a sequel to this! Please!!! There are so many more jokes y’all could make!
    We all need this!

  • Sara D.
    Sara D. Month ago

    Okay so I'm positive based on some of God's creations, that Jesus has a sense of humor. However I would not want to be standing there on Judgement Day before our holy Lord answering the questions. Everything may be permissible, but is it beneficial?

  • PrettyinPink9789
    PrettyinPink9789 Month ago +1

    When you were forced as a kid to go to church and therefore KNOW all these references lol 😁

  • Vixiniara *
    Vixiniara * Month ago +1

    I sent this to my Christian Youth chat

  • Tahimi XD
    Tahimi XD Month ago

    Bruh the laughing and the borderline inappropriateness made it funnier!!!!

  • Milk._. Tea
    Milk._. Tea Month ago

    My youth pastor showed me this!

  • Marianne Wilson
    Marianne Wilson Month ago +2

    "Have you seen the weather report? 50% chance of quail." 😂🤣😃

  • Jacquline C
    Jacquline C Month ago

    I love your videos i am dieing from laughing so hard

  • Bridgette Fiphaza
    Bridgette Fiphaza Month ago

    "Lot's daughter's pregnant, wonder who the dad is" Yep, too far hahahahahahaha.