If Bible Characters had iPhones

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  • Published on Jan 16, 2019
  • John Crist and Trey Kennedy break down what it would have been like if Bible Characters had iPhones.
    John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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  • Jrog Ronen
    Jrog Ronen 2 hours ago

    I didn’t know if to laugh or repent 😂

  • Ariana Meinking
    Ariana Meinking Day ago +1

    LMBO!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Isaac Banks
    Isaac Banks 5 days ago

    Are these guys actually Christian then? or are they mocking the faith?

  • Joel Alfaro
    Joel Alfaro 5 days ago

    Bruh you guys are out of line! Couldn't stop laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤯

  • Jessie Gunnels
    Jessie Gunnels 5 days ago

    I'm actually dying rn tbh

  • im ScREAmiNG
    im ScREAmiNG 7 days ago

    "Bro you're following the woman at the well? Check your heart" 💀😂

  • megan eliese
    megan eliese 8 days ago

    The Lot thing made me lose my mind laughing.

    • Sceptile
      Sceptile 8 days ago

      megan eliese *ohh wait .. the women at the well .. completely had something different

  • kaydenpat
    kaydenpat 8 days ago

    Lol! Two thumbs way up. The people who are downvoting need to lighten up.

  • Mae M
    Mae M 8 days ago

    📱📲😅⏺👍👍⏺😅📲📱
    " Thanks, John Crist, for sharing your sense of humor with your viewers ! " ⏪💙⏩

  • Christian Fudge
    Christian Fudge 9 days ago

    Wow. God have mercy on all the Luke warm Christians that enjoy this blasphemy!

  • Aly Bee
    Aly Bee 9 days ago

    “I ain’t getting on that boat”
    😂😂😂😂 I lost it 😂😂😂

  • Kelvin Martinez
    Kelvin Martinez 12 days ago

    Thank God those tegnology did not exist back then.

  • Faith* Love
    Faith* Love 12 days ago

    Lots wife.... Too far. 🤣😂😆
    I'm dying

  • Elmoastan
    Elmoastan 13 days ago +1

    If bible characters had iphones.....



    They'd be retarded because android is better 😮

  • Ayan0
    Ayan0 13 days ago

    *Paul blocked Moses*

  • michelle Udontneedtoknow

    Why does everyone in comments just repeat what’s in vid?🙄

  • Nichole Becker-Zumba
    Nichole Becker-Zumba 14 days ago

    I LOVE when they laugh at themselves

  • Maliphresh
    Maliphresh 15 days ago

    This is the bet Christian comedy video on RU-clip and EVER!!

  • Devan Wescott
    Devan Wescott 16 days ago

    Do more Bible stories u could probably get even more famous as a Christian I love this and I bet I'm not the only one

  • Cadie Marie
    Cadie Marie 17 days ago

    I showed this to my mom and she said it was good so congratulations you have my mother’s approval

  • sade edwards
    sade edwards 21 day ago

    The fire emoji got me hahahaha... I swear that was the funniest joke.... hahahaha man that was good!

  • Aitutakikuuipo
    Aitutakikuuipo 21 day ago

    Lol😂😂😂

  • marvelous LIE
    marvelous LIE 21 day ago

    "Wait a minute, what's that rope for?" HA.

  • WINIFRED. E.I OMOAKA
    WINIFRED. E.I OMOAKA 24 days ago

    Yooo I low-key bet God is laughing right now 😂😂😂

  • Red Rock
    Red Rock 25 days ago

    I watched it over and over again, everything they say is a pure masterpiece!

  • Lander
    Lander 27 days ago +1

    “Hey do you want a bite of this?”
    “Do I look like Adam to you?”

  • Anna Forbes
    Anna Forbes 27 days ago

    “Jesus is on the way” *five seconds later* “Mary and Joseph booked an air bnb to have their baby” 👏🏻

  • Jennifer Lambert
    Jennifer Lambert 27 days ago

    Best one yet.

  • Shemaiah Mbetwa
    Shemaiah Mbetwa 28 days ago +1

    The check your heart comment was a sign we didnt see 😂

  • Alisia Young
    Alisia Young 28 days ago

    Love this, so creative 🤣♥️

  • Ogechukwu Okpala
    Ogechukwu Okpala Month ago

    The air bnb in a rustic barn line is killer!

  • Meifua Edits
    Meifua Edits Month ago

    Okay more people like this need to be online😂 this is great

  • James Falvey
    James Falvey Month ago

    Dude.....dude....dude......dude....dude.....dude....dude...dude.....dude

  • Diana21692
    Diana21692 Month ago

    Jonah is eaten by the whale!!

  • Michael Fadairo
    Michael Fadairo Month ago

    Omg

  • Elizabeth T
    Elizabeth T Month ago

    I dont know how they could keep a straight face😂

  • JeXsi Grey
    JeXsi Grey Month ago

    Euangelion Comedy 👑

  • Dawn-E- Do
    Dawn-E- Do Month ago

    Is this guy a Christian?

  • Spencer's Ventures
    Spencer's Ventures Month ago

    I am dying! So good!

  • princess of God
    princess of God Month ago

    ....idk (srsly) but I kinda found it offensive-ish....

  • Kim Hyde
    Kim Hyde Month ago

    Mary and Joseph trying to Priceline a hotel... 😁

  • Isabel larson
    Isabel larson Month ago

    *Do you fallow Saul, he changed his name to Paul*

  • Blake Miller
    Blake Miller Month ago

    "Wait! you are following the woman at the well?! check your heart, dude"

  • David Ciulla
    David Ciulla Month ago

    I know God has a sense of humor

  • Ellen Richardson
    Ellen Richardson Month ago

    Stupid

  • Evelyn Lawrence
    Evelyn Lawrence Month ago

    Still makes me laugh

  • nancy hocking
    nancy hocking Month ago

    This is absolutely precious and priceless ...please tell me they have more of these out there.
    I'm a very major christian but I really appreciate the humor about this I don't find it at all disrespectful... please do more of these

  • Austin Thresher
    Austin Thresher Month ago

    The Shadrach Meshach and Abednego one is hilarious!

  • Melissa Richelle
    Melissa Richelle Month ago

    AHHHHH THIS IS THE TYPE OF COMEDY MY BRAIN HAS BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO... God sure led me here. *Thanks* :)

  • Hadassah Waldner
    Hadassah Waldner Month ago

    Deep sea fishing and DIY project

  • A HodgePodge of AudgePaudge

    Love how he read twitter posts from people who died like 1,000+ years before him 😂

  • I love my Evo
    I love my Evo Month ago

    This one time jesus stopped posting for 3 days.. i think he was in FB jail. zuckerburg really hates him, he's such an anti christ

  • Rachel Jones
    Rachel Jones Month ago

    FUNNY!!!

  • Addi's Place
    Addi's Place Month ago

    Your soooo dunny

  • ellen hooper
    ellen hooper 2 months ago

    This.is.HILARIOUS!!!!

  • Hello People
    Hello People 2 months ago

    When I heard The Bachelor in Sodom and Gomorrah bit, I died. 😂

  • Olivia Mickens
    Olivia Mickens 2 months ago

    The Kickstarter !!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Sarah Foster
    Sarah Foster 2 months ago

    *”I wonder who the father is”*

  • Sarah Foster
    Sarah Foster 2 months ago

    This may be the best thing I’ve ever seen

  • Babbette Duboise
    Babbette Duboise 2 months ago

    "Whoa, Simon of Cyrene is complaining about his pulled shoulder, what's with that?"

  • tumbling Lauren
    tumbling Lauren 2 months ago +1

    "He changed his username to Paul" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Lea Kratz
    Lea Kratz 2 months ago +3

    Aww Abraham and Isaac posted a picture on the mountains for there little father son trip
    What could go wrong??
    Wait what's that rope for?
    BEST PART

  • tammy aswell
    tammy aswell 2 months ago

    So hilarious!

  • Rebekah Stephens
    Rebekah Stephens 2 months ago

    Watched this so many times

  • Rebekah Stephens
    Rebekah Stephens 2 months ago

    Part 2!!!! I love this

  • Cami Miner
    Cami Miner 2 months ago

    Hey John! You should caption your videos, I want to share with my Deaf friends but autocorrect screws up your punchlines.

  • Claire B
    Claire B 2 months ago

    The Lot's daughter one made me laugh even though I really didn't want to laugh at that. 🤮😂

  • Sophie Thompson
    Sophie Thompson 2 months ago

    If Noah Instagram's one more time about his DIY project, I'm done. I am not getting on that boat. 😂

  • Lynn Millard
    Lynn Millard 2 months ago

    I always lose it laughing on "Lot's daughter's pregnant. Wonder who the dad is! LOL

  • Grape TomatoGirl
    Grape TomatoGirl 2 months ago +2

    Dude. Look at Sampson’s new haircut. Man it’s *weak* !
    I don’t know Bro- - It takes a strong man to let your girlfriend cut your hair.

    😉

  • Grape TomatoGirl
    Grape TomatoGirl 2 months ago +1

    Dude, check out the new sermon the Apostles posted on their RU-clip channel- - you’re gonna need to turn your captions on for it, though.

  • Grape TomatoGirl
    Grape TomatoGirl 2 months ago

    Dude, did you see Sampson’s haircut? It’s so weak!
    Bro, that’s why you never let your girlfriend cut your hair.
    💇🏻‍♂️

  • Michaelforgothispassword

    Are you really a Christian

  • Lexi Grimbrooke
    Lexi Grimbrooke 2 months ago

    Who is the guy who left his dad’s house? I didn’t catch the name.

  • Rebekah
    Rebekah 2 months ago

    that's hilarious.. actually jesus had a lot more than 12 followers - hundreds would follow him everywhere he went .. and he sent out was it like 70 disciples two by two to cast out demons, heal the sick etc. so.. haha. still good stuff guys. :)

  • Sharona Maina
    Sharona Maina 2 months ago

    Jesus came in a donkey
    Couldn't he get an uber ..too funny

  • Alexis Degler
    Alexis Degler 2 months ago

    So funny!😂🤪🤪

  • Amber Keller
    Amber Keller 2 months ago

    Do you follow saul? He changed his name to paul! 😂👌

  • Texas Baptist
    Texas Baptist 2 months ago

    Gay

  • Gamergirl4AyaBrea
    Gamergirl4AyaBrea 2 months ago

    Lots daughters pregnant lol

  • DamienFowlkesTV
    DamienFowlkesTV 3 months ago

    Coming from a Christian this is gold

  • nancy marques
    nancy marques 3 months ago

    🤣🤣

  • fgfanta
    fgfanta 3 months ago

    If you did these videos about Muslims, the identitarian/intersectionalist left would trash you, social media would ban you, and some fruitcake would threaten you. As a Christian, I am glad you make them, they are good fun!!

  • NPC 69541
    NPC 69541 3 months ago +1

    Abraham and Issac heading to the mountains for a little farther son trip!

  • Rachel Alvarado
    Rachel Alvarado 3 months ago

    This is HILARIOUS

  • 01AMAZINGGRACE
    01AMAZINGGRACE 3 months ago +1

    I ain't getting on that boat 😂

  • Jewels1573
    Jewels1573 3 months ago +3

    Job's now started a GoFundMe (eye roll)

  • Ryan Hughes
    Ryan Hughes 3 months ago

    I feel like so many people don’t get this

  • Mb Doxa
    Mb Doxa 3 months ago +10

    "I'm in this group chat with Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego and I sent a fire emoji and they all got offended

  • purplecatlover1825 randompizza

    Ooh I watched this
    IN LINE FOR WINTER JAM 2018
    it's in december right

  • Irish Evangelista
    Irish Evangelista 3 months ago +5

    When Moses got sick, doctor told him to take 2 tablets.

  • El Guy El guy
    El Guy El guy 3 months ago

    This has to be a series!

  • ChillEzzy
    ChillEzzy 3 months ago

    Heart check

  • shiny0612
    shiny0612 3 months ago

    Years and Years of Catholic school seemed now all worth it just to understand all the references in this video lol

  • ItzGreenSteve 2019
    ItzGreenSteve 2019 3 months ago

    lol

  • Bleh Bluh Blah
    Bleh Bluh Blah 3 months ago

    I'm not supposed to find this funny at all... but man is this hilarious!😂

  • Over 40
    Over 40 3 months ago

    Lots daughter is gonna have a baby. I wonder who the dad is

  • Over 40
    Over 40 3 months ago

    2:03 best one

  • ike ezekiel
    ike ezekiel 3 months ago

    Those who disliked this skit thought it was Dis I Like button

  • Pug Ninja
    Pug Ninja 3 months ago

    Jesus just got verified, he only had 12 followers. 😂🤣😂