Ten Illegal Things To Do In London

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  • Published on Feb 19, 2013
  • A quick and dirty video from Tom (tomscott.com - @tomscott) and Matt (mattg.co.uk - @unnamedculprit) - ten illegal things to do in London. Yes, these are all properly illegal: you can see our references at tomscott.com/law/
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  • Josh The Pleb
    Josh The Pleb 3 hours ago

    The Queen wants to know your location*

  • Cham 176
    Cham 176 6 hours ago

    Inmate: So what you in jail for?
    Me: I fLeW a KiTE iN a pUBliC pLaCe
    Inmate: Oh damn

  • Jimmy Neal Jr
    Jimmy Neal Jr 14 hours ago

    *walls with plank*
    Me: Do do do
    *POLICE COMES UP*
    PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

  • Shreerang Vaidya
    Shreerang Vaidya 21 hour ago

    *we flew a kite in a PUBlic place*

  • immanuel gulardi

    Anarchy in the UK

  • Cristian Watson
    Cristian Watson Day ago

    You flew a parachute instead of a kite

  • Big Fev
    Big Fev Day ago

    Number 5 bearded queen

  • OmegaLulRile
    OmegaLulRile Day ago +1

    *Queen Elizabeth wants to know your location*

  • T3Am2o Vl0gs
    T3Am2o Vl0gs Day ago

    FBI OPEN UP

  • Lollipop Gacha
    Lollipop Gacha Day ago

    0:17 made laugh I cried

  • Lollipop Gacha
    Lollipop Gacha Day ago

    We flew a kite in a public place

  • GloGlo 670
    GloGlo 670 Day ago

    FBI we got them...

  • LionGamer
    LionGamer Day ago

    So basically you can get 2 weeks in jail for signing a song.

  • MATS0ZETEX
    MATS0ZETEX 2 days ago

    Av you got a license for that license

  • PotterheadTexan Studios

    Can I get we flew a kite in a publicmp, place on itunes?

  • Pakonja
    Pakonja 2 days ago

    *absolute mad lad*

  • Aus Bare
    Aus Bare 2 days ago

    This is a good example of why laws should be reviewed and not just keep adding more laws. This is also just a small amount of out of date laws.

  • dastoopid
    dastoopid 2 days ago

    1:11 SIREN NOISES

  • Raffy Dickins-E
    Raffy Dickins-E 2 days ago +1

    Oh I see, This is where VICE got their idea from

  • Goisa
    Goisa 3 days ago

    They 100% filmed 4 and 5 together

  • ani
    ani 3 days ago

    Tom is the original madlad

  • Alison Parsons
    Alison Parsons 3 days ago

    They have £4400+ fine

    Jeez

  • Josh Aspinall
    Josh Aspinall 3 days ago +1

    Omg

  • An Eccentric Gamer
    An Eccentric Gamer 4 days ago

    Ok but a bunch of these aren’t enforcing

  • Lucas Hofmeier-xi
    Lucas Hofmeier-xi 4 days ago

    Firing a cannon within 300 yards of a house: $200
    Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances: Unlimited fine or 2 years in jail

  • Dat Worm thing
    Dat Worm thing 4 days ago

    erm who is watching in 2019? no? just me ? ok

  • Noobly Games
    Noobly Games 5 days ago +1

    'No Getting Drunk In A Pub'
    Everyone Including Me From The North West: what kind of fookin cheap drugs are those fookin Tories on??

  • Guts
    Guts 5 days ago

    I’m a police

  • Nidhi Rao
    Nidhi Rao 6 days ago

    This is the cutest video I've seen today 😂

  • EZ WIZARD
    EZ WIZARD 6 days ago +3

    I think that Welshman crossbow law would still be enforced

  • Charlotte WatchesYouTube

    Tom and Matt... Sounds familiar

  • Sophie G
    Sophie G 6 days ago +1

    The kite music tho

  • Zain Gailani
    Zain Gailani 6 days ago

    Judge. Your sentenced to life in prison! Me. WHAAAT COS I SLAPPED MY FREIND WITH A SALMON ! (Poops pants)

  • MrYounes D
    MrYounes D 6 days ago +5

    We’re in a public place
    Looks around
    Wow so busy ( being sarcastic)
    Me: There is no one there

  • Jay X BG
    Jay X BG 6 days ago +1

    FBI WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOU’RE LOCATION

  • No one Important
    No one Important 6 days ago

    **FBI OPEN UP**

  • MemeQueen Ari
    MemeQueen Ari 7 days ago +1

    Guy#1: why are you in jail?
    Guy#2: I started a fight, burned down a house, and uhh, killed a dog, what are you in for?
    Guy#1: I shook a doormat at 8:00am
    Guy#2: STAY AWAY SATAN! 😱😲

  • MemeQueen Ari
    MemeQueen Ari 7 days ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

  • Farts Noise
    Farts Noise 7 days ago

    To jail you go

  • Kyle Harding
    Kyle Harding 7 days ago

    This is the most stupidest thing on RU-clip getting drunk in a pub what’s the point of there being pubs

  • Daisyxo
    Daisyxo 7 days ago

    *10 ways to get arrested in 2 minutes and 3 seconds*

  • ferretyluv
    ferretyluv 8 days ago

    The Salmon Act is an anti-poaching act. It’s always made fun of, but it has a real purpose. It was to close a loophole back in the 80s that allowed salmon poachers to get off Scot free.

  • Mel_Cat
    Mel_Cat 8 days ago

    W
    We
    We f
    We fl
    We fle
    We flew
    We flew a
    We flew a k
    We flew a ki
    We flew a kit
    We flew a kite
    We flew a kite i
    We flew a kite in
    We flew a kite in a
    We flew a kite in a p
    We flew a kite in a pu
    We flew a kite in a pub
    We flew a kite in a publi
    We flew a kite in a public
    We flew a kite in a public p
    We flew a kite in a public pl
    We flew a kite in a public pla
    We flew a kite in a public plac
    We flew a kite in a public place
    :D

  • ShadowKillerXX5 xd
    ShadowKillerXX5 xd 8 days ago +5

    Judge so u broke the law
    I swear I didn't do anything
    Judge roll the tapes

    • Mary M
      Mary M 4 days ago

      Plot twist: Judge follows him on YT.

  • Zyrex
    Zyrex 8 days ago +1

    Cellmate : What you in for? I killed kids at a birthday party
    I shook a door mat at 8am will be in here for 2 weeks

  • Jason Blooey
    Jason Blooey 8 days ago +25

    When will We Flew A Kite in a Public Place drop on iTunes?

  • Nashi is nothing
    Nashi is nothing 9 days ago

    Wait . Thats illegall

  • Jackson Brown
    Jackson Brown 9 days ago

    What are you in for?
    “I killed 5 people, you?”
    “Well, 0:52

  • Vize Kaiden
    Vize Kaiden 9 days ago +8

    Cellmate: so how did you get in jail
    Me: oh I was singing on the streets

  • alexa asmr
    alexa asmr 10 days ago

    I have slapped my friends with bacon. Now I regret that😶

  • Robert Krasniqi
    Robert Krasniqi 10 days ago

    I'm 11 and I play knock down ginger all the time
    ..

  • Accio Patronus
    Accio Patronus 10 days ago +12

    Friend:
    Me:*Slaps her with salmon*
    London police:"That is against the law, i'm afraid you'll have to follow me'
    Me:*Slaps policeman with salmon*"I've committed a real crime, now you may arrest me"

  • Grizz
    Grizz 10 days ago +6

    Her: I only date bad boys
    These guys:

  • JacketsAreWarm
    JacketsAreWarm 10 days ago

    Knock-down-ginger. Huh, up in the north we call it Bobby knocking

  • swirlingrainbows
    swirlingrainbows 10 days ago

    I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALMON

  • Ami Lechene
    Ami Lechene 11 days ago

    You guys are like Drake and Josh

  • Xanthe Knight
    Xanthe Knight 11 days ago

    $4600 or 42 and 2 years later

  • True God
    True God 12 days ago +1

    we flew a kite in a public place we flew a kite in a puibli
    ic plaaace

  • My Stuff
    My Stuff 12 days ago

    *is illegal, does it*

  • Jawn Lemon
    Jawn Lemon 12 days ago

    Best video everrr

  • Josh Wild the savage
    Josh Wild the savage 12 days ago

    I live in London and this isn't true

  • public static
    public static 12 days ago +1

    Vice copied you

  • izzygonecrazybestyoutuber

    R/madlads

  • Merlin Cat Division
    Merlin Cat Division 12 days ago

    Good edit on the cannon

  • bridget wiens
    bridget wiens 13 days ago

    911 whats emergency. someones flying a kite in a public park

  • Anasyub
    Anasyub 13 days ago

    *fbi: stay right where you are*

  • Blake Frost
    Blake Frost 14 days ago

    I AM QUEEN OF ENGLAND I WILL ARREST YOU

  • Mia Keller
    Mia Keller 14 days ago

    *FBI open up*

  • I'm Watching You
    I'm Watching You 14 days ago

    1:44 *A DIRECT Hit!*

  • justokay107
    justokay107 14 days ago

    *Absolute madlad*

  • Mr. Dragon
    Mr. Dragon 15 days ago

    "What are you in for?"
    "I murdered 7 people then ate them"
    "I drew on money."

  • i suffer more than you

    I still watch this

  • Reverse the polarity of the Neutron flow

    Why are you in jail
    0:51

  • shooketh
    shooketh 15 days ago

    FBI OPEN UP

  • Gareth Parker
    Gareth Parker 15 days ago +1

    Non of them r against the law only 5 is

  • Fudge Cake
    Fudge Cake 15 days ago +2

    Angry!! Vice just copied this idea! They even did the salmon and the doormat one.

  • xX-Ampharius-Xx
    xX-Ampharius-Xx 16 days ago

    We flew a kit in a lively pub

  • Dave
    Dave 16 days ago

    0:40 Is that Bernard Beer?

  • Caleb Manning
    Caleb Manning 16 days ago

    Vice 100% ripped this off

  • Shawn Dequilla
    Shawn Dequilla 16 days ago +1

    We flew a kite in a public place we flew a kite in a public place 🎶🎶🎶🎵

  • Flamingo Fan
    Flamingo Fan 16 days ago

    0:56 we flew a kite in a pub...

  • Puffings
    Puffings 16 days ago +1

    0:45 u was at the club

  • Frosty floorz
    Frosty floorz 17 days ago +1

    *the qween wants to know your location*

  • DragonFireGaming
    DragonFireGaming 17 days ago

    I want them to get fined for the money one and pay with that bill for some reason

  • Auzzie The Budgie
    Auzzie The Budgie 17 days ago +1

    These are laws from the 1800s, just letting yall know.

  • AllThingsFunny XE
    AllThingsFunny XE 18 days ago +6

    It’s illegal in London to suspiciously carry a salmon in public.
    Edit: it got to this right as I hit enter.

  • Unicorn Girl
    Unicorn Girl 18 days ago

    is that song available on itunes?

  • Jmcgee1125
    Jmcgee1125 18 days ago

    Being drunk in a pub? Isn't that the point?

  • Safiyyah Yasair
    Safiyyah Yasair 18 days ago

    Scoundrels

  • Kayla Smith
    Kayla Smith 18 days ago

    Really you had to draw on a £10.00 note come on 🥺

  • music cupcake
    music cupcake 18 days ago

    Are these actual laws ? 😂

  • Madeleine Victoria
    Madeleine Victoria 18 days ago

    The money thing i was like
    WTf WTf WTf

  • Mxncch
    Mxncch 18 days ago

    ya I do that all the time

  • Karen
    Karen 18 days ago

    *FBI OPEN UP*

  • MC BANNER
    MC BANNER 19 days ago

    with a salmon

  • Brandon Bikes
    Brandon Bikes 19 days ago

    999: 999 whats your emergency SOMEONE IS FLYING A KITE IN A PUBLIC PLACE AND SINGING 999: WE NEED A SWAT TEAM

  • 5678coolgu y
    5678coolgu y 19 days ago +1

    Now u can see two savages in their natural habitat

  • Granny G
    Granny G 19 days ago

    Well vice wasnt really original apperantly

  • Ryan Xenios
    Ryan Xenios 19 days ago

    #1 Own a gun.