Ten Illegal Things To Do In London

  • Published on Feb 19, 2013
  • A quick and dirty video from Tom (tomscott.com - @tomscott) and Matt (mattg.co.uk - @unnamedculprit) - ten illegal things to do in London. Yes, these are all properly illegal: you can see our references at tomscott.com/law/
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Comments • 7 460

  • Duke Nukem
    Duke Nukem 44 minutes ago

    Vice copied your idea

  • 100noção
    100noção Hour ago


  • Buno the brains
    Buno the brains 5 hours ago


  • Dreyfuss Railroad Co
    Dreyfuss Railroad Co 6 hours ago

    I would use the kite song when I fly a kite in a public place

  • Jack Shiels
    Jack Shiels 7 hours ago

    We flew a kite in a public place

  • The game
    The game 8 hours ago

    we flew a kite in a pub-lic

  • Anshuman Nautiyal
    Anshuman Nautiyal 12 hours ago +1

    All the dislikes are from London Police

  • patu8010
    patu8010 13 hours ago

    That was an expensive video for how modest the production was

  • 235azrael
    235azrael 23 hours ago

    MI6 wants to know your location

  • Wool Verigne
    Wool Verigne Day ago

    You have a license for that camera?

  • Mattias Tagarand

    Handling salmon suspiciously unlimited fine or two years in jail.

  • MichaelDosCoba 12345

    Me: How are they NOT being arrested
    Me: **thinks this is not London**

  • midnight rush
    midnight rush Day ago +1

    2016: na
    2018:not yet

  • Elva Lalita
    Elva Lalita 2 days ago

    I hope hes did not go to jail

  • RedRaven Vermillion
    RedRaven Vermillion 3 days ago

    I need a full version of we flew a kite in a public place

  • Savage Squeekz
    Savage Squeekz 4 days ago

    Wait, knock down ginger is illegal?

  • Diamond351
    Diamond351 4 days ago +1

    Laws: *exist*

    Tom: hold up

  • Sam Sandel
    Sam Sandel 4 days ago


  • stuff2
    stuff2 4 days ago

    wait thats illegal

  • chitetskoy
    chitetskoy 4 days ago

    #2. Sing 'Pare Ko' by Filipino band 'Eraserheads' at the street.

  • Splatz
    Splatz 5 days ago

    No.3 NO SLEDGING 😱😱

  • INSANITY 268
    INSANITY 268 5 days ago

    Is it just me who called it knock-a-door run

  • ZenBlack
    ZenBlack 5 days ago

    You be careful they'll have a swat team after you

    GAMING WITH MARCUS 5 days ago

    You actually bought a kite for this video

  • nlol, executive memer

    W E F L E W A K I T E I N A P U B L I C P L A C E

  • Crystal Gacha films
    Crystal Gacha films 7 days ago

    *FBI would like to know your location*

  • Nicholas Hughes
    Nicholas Hughes 7 days ago

    I want to see more videos with Tom and Matt doing silly stuff. The bit with Tom sliding on ice is so funny.

  • Moth Mama
    Moth Mama 7 days ago

    Still waiting for the release of ‘ we flew a kite in a public place’

  • Leon Kerkdijk
    Leon Kerkdijk 7 days ago

    These guys just got away with 10 crimes... 😱

  • Crafter Blox
    Crafter Blox 7 days ago

    So what are you in for
    Killing a child
    Hmm got damn, I'm just kidnapping, you?
    Handling a suspicious salmon
    ??? Ya you don't want to mess with that guy my dude

  • Just_ L
    Just_ L 8 days ago +1

    I never thought I'd slap someone with salmon

  • Nick L
    Nick L 8 days ago

    Oobah butler did it too

  • Saturnv5 Lego
    Saturnv5 Lego 8 days ago


  • Kath Steel I wish
    Kath Steel I wish 9 days ago

    This is from 2013 probably lot of the laws have. Changed

  • Rowena Lupin
    Rowena Lupin 9 days ago

    1:28 "Legal...

  • Arts and crafts 23
    Arts and crafts 23 9 days ago

    I live in scottland and those rules are the same

  • acer3573
    acer3573 9 days ago

    Fish-slapping dance?

  • Gacha MewMew
    Gacha MewMew 9 days ago

    *FBI* *OPEN* *UP!*

  • ManualGlitch
    ManualGlitch 9 days ago

    This guy manages to make us learn something while doing these sort of things.

  • Farkasinszky Ádám
    Farkasinszky Ádám 9 days ago


  • Dazu Wild
    Dazu Wild 10 days ago

    *Tuk Tuuk Tuuuuk*

  • Purple Beary
    Purple Beary 11 days ago

    *shakes doormat*
    3 7:59:57
    2 7:59:58
    1 7:59:59

  • Avery Fisher
    Avery Fisher 11 days ago

    Inmate: whatcha in for dude? I broke in a house and killed them.
    Him: ya I flew a kite in a public place. And I drew on money..

  • DekiPlayzHD
    DekiPlayzHD 11 days ago

    FBI wants to know your location

  • uwu
    uwu 11 days ago +3

    This is like a “10 things to do in London” for chaotic evil people

  • Aiman Putra
    Aiman Putra 11 days ago

    Inmate 2: what are you in for
    Inmate 1: I fly a drone into Buckingham Palace and assult one of the guard with it, and you?
    Inmate 2: *_I flew a kite in a public place_*

  • Ethan Lee
    Ethan Lee 11 days ago

    Absolute madlads.

  • Orion 9
    Orion 9 11 days ago

    How large does the shell have to be to be called a cannon tho

  • Kevin Burrell
    Kevin Burrell 12 days ago

    I wish we could have that here in the US. Singing loud in public and stupidly

  • A
    A 12 days ago


  • FiveSixSevenEight's FOURTH CHANNEL

    These guys: *singing while flying a kite in a public place*

  • MaRooSe
    MaRooSe 13 days ago +1


  • Pepper Talks
    Pepper Talks 13 days ago

    Did you get a license for that kite?

  • is your mom home?
    is your mom home? 13 days ago

    These guys really made a video to inform the internet of illegal things in london, while committing the act in public. Madlads

  • Monkey Vlogs
    Monkey Vlogs 13 days ago +1

    Am I the only one wanting a full version of
    We flew a kite in a public place

  • JK Savage
    JK Savage 13 days ago +1

    Did you know that somewhere in London it’s illegal to eat an orange in a bathtub.

  • SnoFox
    SnoFox 14 days ago +3

    Inmate: i murdered a bunch of babies at a daycare you
    These Bois: we shook a door mat after 8 PM
    Inmate: Screams Bloody Murder

  • iamnotgeoff
    iamnotgeoff 14 days ago

    her: I like bad boys
    Tom: I flew a kite in a public place

  • ps4 gamer
    ps4 gamer 14 days ago +1

    UK such stupid place

  • Curtis Cuties
    Curtis Cuties 14 days ago +2

    Roses Are Red
    After these Guys Do This, The Police are gonna start a Chase
    But most important
    *they flew a kite in a public Place*