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  • Опубликовано: 21 фев 2019
  • It's a bird... It's a plane... It's super gonorrhea!
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  • Depcom
    Depcom 10 дней назад

    LMAO! That Super Gonorrhoea picture looks like trumps hairdo.

  • Alberto M. Garcia
    Alberto M. Garcia 11 дней назад

    Sorry but the tequila train is old news. I had done it like 10 years ago with good tequila, Herradura not the worse Tequila ever.

  • niospartan
    niospartan 12 дней назад

    The 79 year old that took an 86 year olds seat was the Senate being uncivil to each other.

  • Solariis TrippleEight
    Solariis TrippleEight 12 дней назад

    this guy is a damned molloch, too bad dave is gone. its called 2 mile island fool

  • faaacker
    faaacker 16 дней назад

    Using a celebrity's picture to sell products is illegal but they will let her get away with it. Now imagine the outrage if a boy use the bikini picture of a woman.

  • Louie C. Macias
    Louie C. Macias 16 дней назад

    Open up the clinic😏

  • Topper Harley
    Topper Harley 16 дней назад

    Condoms people, CONDOMS

  • Sarah Nyb
    Sarah Nyb 17 дней назад

    Little do you know girl scouts 😈

  • Anthony Marquez
    Anthony Marquez 17 дней назад +1

    Memewhile

  • The Adventures Of Frilbo
    The Adventures Of Frilbo 17 дней назад

    Super gonnorhea finally made its way into the marvel heroes collection and has been confirmed as the strongest character developed even taking over the no. 1 spot and will be releasing after 2020 elections as it will make the economy of u.s flowing with money ...Xp

  • King Nobody
    King Nobody 17 дней назад

    here in Canada we face many dangers, but none so great as the dreaded Bingo Granny. These super-predators have no conscience, no empathy... Now we can talk about how they got that way but first we MUST bring them to heel.

  • gaby's blog
    gaby's blog 17 дней назад

    I'm in Guadalajara!!

  • Christiana Murray
    Christiana Murray 19 дней назад

    It's not just the clap, it's the applause

  • DarkLord75253
    DarkLord75253 19 дней назад

    So is no one questioning why there were buckets of uranium just sitting around for decades? ....buckets ... of uranium.

  • Hoodoo Man
    Hoodoo Man 19 дней назад

    Do I get a chancre with that Super Gonorrhea? Or does that only come with the Super Syphilis?

  • Hoodoo Man
    Hoodoo Man 19 дней назад

    Bingo Brawl at the OK Corral and rest home! "10-4 big buddy, sending in the SWAT team."

  • Deena James
    Deena James 23 дня назад

    People actually find this sh*t funny?

  • andeace23
    andeace23 24 дня назад

    Now this is the Colbert I remember. Keep doing stuff like this!

  • Dancing With Nature
    Dancing With Nature 26 дней назад

    🎵Super-Gonorrhea-expyalidocious!🎵🎵

  • The Adrenalized Artist
    The Adrenalized Artist 26 дней назад

    Now that Girl Scout’s mom is a genius :)

  • Katya Vinogradova
    Katya Vinogradova 27 дней назад

    I love how they circled back to Super Gonorrhea. Really pushing for that July 2019 release date.

  • Nightstone
    Nightstone 27 дней назад

    Super Gonorrhea: New and Improved STD Formula. Guaranteed to obliterate your crotch.

  • Alex Aziaklo
    Alex Aziaklo 27 дней назад

    Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good...

  • Valerie Tang
    Valerie Tang 27 дней назад +1

    Dear super amazing person reading this,
    I hope you have a super awesome day! If you don’t think you did, just remember that there's always something to be happy about. It’s the simplest things that can easily make us happy. Be friendly, nice and help each other out. If you are feeling sad or down , remember that there's always hope. Even if all the doors are closed there's still a window. You are awesome, and you are amazing. You are loved and someone cares about you. Be happy, laugh, smile! Suicide is NEVER the answer. Fact is I'm terrified by how easily someone could take their own life. Please stay, there's HOPE! You are smart, beautiful, handsome, wayyyy stronger than you think. Someone loves and cares about you. You're worth it, you're good enough, you're not a failure, you're not a piece of trash. Believe in yourself!!
    I know some people don't like this and will hate, but i just want more people to be happy and to spread more positive energy. I'm not doing this for myself, I just wanna spread the joy to everyone. Maybe I did make some grammar mistakes and spelled something wrong, but I’m just a kid. I’m writing this cuz i wanna make everyone happy:)

  • Hayley Warner
    Hayley Warner 27 дней назад

    Dislikes are from social justice warriors getting offended by the std-girl scouts bit.

  • Cade hall
    Cade hall 27 дней назад

    I was 100000

  • Jeremy
    Jeremy 27 дней назад

    That seems more worrisome than funny.

  • Kachigga
    Kachigga 27 дней назад

    My pee pee hurts

  • Pamela Borst
    Pamela Borst 27 дней назад

    Love them to me they are all beautiful and there babies are even more natural ! Kris is a beautiful woman !

  • Isaiah Wince
    Isaiah Wince 27 дней назад

    Hey, look, they finally stopped making fun of Donald Trump.

  • 1MightyR
    1MightyR 27 дней назад

    Y am i even watching this? Ugh?

  • Davids Donuts
    Davids Donuts 27 дней назад

    Memewhile

  • Donya P
    Donya P 27 дней назад

    Super Dupa Gonarreah THIS old news, 2007 saw the overuse of THIS due to the abuse and underuse of antibiotics.
    Lord what's next?Supergonnagetoutchea! DAMN!

  • Lorena Cabrera Vera
    Lorena Cabrera Vera 27 дней назад

    Trump detox= MEANWHILE

  • Ronald Petrin
    Ronald Petrin 27 дней назад

    It all started in Washington...

  • Grape Pig
    Grape Pig 27 дней назад

    Feels good to only have one sex partner ever. I can't imagine the need to test shit on an off

  • Paul Lytle
    Paul Lytle 27 дней назад

    And we also have super staph

  • The Cosmic Wolf
    The Cosmic Wolf 27 дней назад

    Just in case some of you didn't get the 'Super Gonorrhoea is the thing that will beat Thanos' funny moment, it's because Captain Marvel's disgusting ass is supposed to be the strongest avenger, and because it is almost factual now that she will be the one that defeats him.
    So, as such, with her overrated, 'super' powered body, she and Thanos make 'mad' titan love anddd BOOM! ;}

  • Jo King
    Jo King 28 дней назад +1

    It's spelled wrong in the thumbnail.

  • misium
    misium 28 дней назад

    I call BS on the uranium story. Uranium is not that radioactive. What exactly was the exposure to the visitors? I would be more worried if I was an employee...

  • And nowit'sme
    And nowit'sme 28 дней назад

    And now i feel left out .. i just get regular Gonorrhea..never super..time to drink more tequila and date a 85 year old lady..

  • Pappo Slappo
    Pappo Slappo 28 дней назад

    SubScribe to PewDiePie unsubscribe from T series

  • SandStorm XII
    SandStorm XII 28 дней назад

    Yikes

  • DoubleDoubleUSmoky Mirror4Demention
    DoubleDoubleUSmoky Mirror4Demention 28 дней назад

    You have rabies that is all

  • Tom Reynolds
    Tom Reynolds 28 дней назад

    Can you imagine if Fallon did something like this, create a NEW bit instead of the same tired hashtags and the other same exact bits he does on the same days week after week...he might get better ratings...

  • Everettel
    Everettel 28 дней назад

    Antibiotics is in all the meats and doctors are over-prescribing, soon over population problem will be solved.

  • Auriam
    Auriam 28 дней назад

    I think we all know a Rick.

  • theldun1
    theldun1 28 дней назад

    hmm.. that uranium was disposed of at a local mine... looks like the evidence was destroyed .. cause I'm sure the workers could easily have a lawsuit.

  • ShroudedWolf51
    ShroudedWolf51 28 дней назад

    Who would *want* to drink Jose Cuervo?

  • Dante The Giant
    Dante The Giant 28 дней назад

    This is dry and insensitive. This is comming from a kickstarter crap fan.

  • Shawnee Longbow
    Shawnee Longbow 28 дней назад

    John died on that Thanos shit. 😄

  • Orion6699
    Orion6699 28 дней назад

    There are strains of HIV that are drug resistant as well... scary as that shit becomes more common.

  • Cardnyl music
    Cardnyl music 28 дней назад

    Finally, an STD that can make me a superhero
    Non of that other bulls**t

  • T Borisenko
    T Borisenko 28 дней назад

    As if I needed another reason to skip that date... 😉

  • carschmn
    carschmn 28 дней назад

    I’m more concerned about the employees having to work next to the buckets of uranium.

  • Ni'Shara Thomas
    Ni'Shara Thomas 28 дней назад +1

    Sounds like a rejected super villian.

  • mount rushmore
    mount rushmore 28 дней назад

    MEEEAAAANEHIIIILE YESSSS

  • RatedR4Rad Gaming
    RatedR4Rad Gaming 28 дней назад

    “You’re not Gonorrhea! You’re not! You’ve changed, you’ve become something else!”
    “That’s right. I am Super Gonorrhea.”
    (Good job to anyone who gets the reference)

  • Armando Morales
    Armando Morales 28 дней назад

    Wow he really needs Trump to come out of his mouth constantly, bc that was boring af.....

  • TheKandyCinema
    TheKandyCinema 28 дней назад

    I'd rather have Super Gonorrhea than watch an episode of Stephen Colbert.

  • modman484
    modman484 28 дней назад

    I’m guessing the paint was made from yellow cake

  • canessa johnson
    canessa johnson 28 дней назад

    Trying to say "gonorrhea and girl scouts" made me wince.

  • Peaces
    Peaces 28 дней назад

    its fun deleting ones own comments after people reply to them, English was written by drunks, if you are good at kissing drunk guys ass, than english is the choice for you! its all about respecting old racist white dudes way of saying things, lets be honest, the way they talked was disgusting and discarding it would be no shame.

  • Wrong Turn
    Wrong Turn 28 дней назад +1

    I am super surprised and super happy that the Colbert Team got the picture of the right bacteria. Many people just use the pics of random bacteria.
    Also popping unprescribed antibiotics and not completing a course are reasons for superbugs. As are untreated effluents from drug factories, bad quality drugs, using too many antibiotics on animals while rearing them and the courses being prescribed being unnecessarily long.

  • Kristofer Paul
    Kristofer Paul 28 дней назад

    Radiation at the Grand Canyon's museum eh? Screw the visitors/tourists, they are probably just fine. What about the employees and staff? WTF!? I'd be hella pissed. They had better be compensated; Jesus Christ!

  • La Luna
    La Luna 28 дней назад

    People in the 1970s:
    *we're gonna have flying cars in the future!!*
    2019:
    *SUPER GONORRHOEA BITCHES*

  • Hazard Rider
    Hazard Rider 28 дней назад

    Oh right, forgot SG was a thing

  • fuckyourfeelins2 !
    fuckyourfeelins2 ! 28 дней назад +1

    Super gonorrhea ?? Is his what the liberals and Democrats are being called now?? TRUMP 2020!!!

  • Karen Lee
    Karen Lee 28 дней назад

    A STD is nothing to laugh about and he's making a joke about it. It should be taken seriously all diseases should be taken seriously. Should not be making fun of stuff like this

  • Dalton Daugherty
    Dalton Daugherty 28 дней назад +1

    We should call it German gonorrhea

  • HENRY THE RC CAR
    HENRY THE RC CAR 28 дней назад +1

    Super gonorrhea, sounds like a fun time 😏

  • Rahul Shah
    Rahul Shah 28 дней назад

    The staff at the museum. Oh no.

  • serenity4ever2010
    serenity4ever2010 28 дней назад

    It's not just gonorrhoea, syphilis is on the rise for women.

    • Zac Lodro
      Zac Lodro 28 дней назад

      Good, those thots love it!

  • Beau Havercroft
    Beau Havercroft 28 дней назад

    From the Snap-enning to the Clap-enning.

  • E. D. O.
    E. D. O. 29 дней назад

    Who knew Stephen could actually be funny if he stopped talking about Trump for a second ...

  • Tanner Chuntoth
    Tanner Chuntoth 29 дней назад

    Doris peeled out on her scooter with my favorite blue pool noodle. I still have my Disney Princess floaties though.

  • DAVIDHTrainsimmer
    DAVIDHTrainsimmer 29 дней назад

    Your not funny

  • Voice crack
    Voice crack 29 дней назад

    Quagmire better be careful. This is the one thing he doesn't have.

  • Dr. Vishal Gupta
    Dr. Vishal Gupta 29 дней назад

    On a serious note, super gonorrhea isn't the first addition to Marvel universe... There are other super bugs too, but they aren't funny enough to make appearance in The Late Show.
    Like MRSA, see, how unfunny that sounds!!!

  • Careless' VOD Reviews
    Careless' VOD Reviews 29 дней назад

    Such a great opportunity to revisit Kareem Abdull-Jebotchulism.

  • Ogblazeup. Notone Blazeafew
    Ogblazeup. Notone Blazeafew 29 дней назад

    Stop laughing with white men

  • Kelly Stephenson
    Kelly Stephenson 29 дней назад +1

    In 50 years, people will be reminiscing about the '19 epidemic of super gonorrea

  • TCB *
    TCB * 29 дней назад

    Wtf has this world come to??? Super diseases being created by biotechnology and laughed about on national television.

  • TCB *
    TCB * 29 дней назад +2

    Wtf has this world come to??? Super diseases being created by biotechnology and laughed about on national television.

  • MainBlag Banner
    MainBlag Banner 29 дней назад

    _why the hell were there three paint buckets filled with uranium in the Grand Canyon tourist center?!_

  • Beach Where
    Beach Where 29 дней назад +1

    They still use laugh tracks?

  • Gusstavv's Stuff
    Gusstavv's Stuff 29 дней назад

    This is fake news!! The all-you-can-drink tequila train ALREADY exists since MANY YEARS ago. Just go to Guadalajara in Mexico and you'll find it's true

  • Sheri Donahue
    Sheri Donahue 29 дней назад

    I NEED A BOX OF THIN-MINT-OTHEE CHALAMET'S!

  • Illuminated Crosshairs
    Illuminated Crosshairs 29 дней назад

    Meanwhile, super VD takes over the late night shows..😳😳😳🍆🍆🍆

  • Gacha Films
    Gacha Films 29 дней назад

    wait was this the dude who was in yt rewind? bruuuhhh thats nott hawt

  • Vlad Dracul
    Vlad Dracul 29 дней назад

    yawn

  • Anthony Domingo
    Anthony Domingo 29 дней назад

    Mother Nature always one ups us. Every time we cure something, or develop an antibiotic for something, Mother Nature comes at us with this shit.

  • vis vis
    vis vis 29 дней назад

    Hmm Yes i agree Super Gonorrhea =The Late Night Show 👌

  • Leanne Blake
    Leanne Blake 29 дней назад

    Yep , that is what happens if you don't practice Safe SEX. & Guess What The ? 2 million American have The Clap.

  • Orchid Braid
    Orchid Braid 29 дней назад

    No ads on this video?
    Gee, I wonder why. 😂

  • Cult Boy
    Cult Boy 29 дней назад

    Thanks, Obama.

  • kev lar
    kev lar 29 дней назад

    So is this what Bill Clinton has?

  • Verna Johnson
    Verna Johnson 29 дней назад

    Pretty sure uranium was mined somewhere nearby👍

  • hum ams
    hum ams 29 дней назад

    Thats why u need to wrap it

  • Kenny Michael Alanya
    Kenny Michael Alanya 29 дней назад

    I'm in a shitter watching this 😆