Chia Pet - Scott The Woz

  • Published on Dec 5, 2019
  • Scott's a terrible father. Happy Cyber Wednesday!
    Twitter: ScottTheWoz
    Facebook: ScottTheWoz/
    Instagram: scottthewoz
    Music Used:
    "Hustle and Bustle" by Jack Beaver
    "Waltzing Flutes" by Gerhard Narholz
    "Busy Life" by Cedric-King Palmer
    "Happy-Go-Lively" by Laurie Johnson
    "Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes
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Comments • 2 475

  • Nolan TEPM
    Nolan TEPM Day ago +1

    Wow Scott is a worst father to Chia Pets then Abraham was to Isaac.

  • Ben Kladivo
    Ben Kladivo 4 days ago +1

    If scott ever gets married this is proof he should never have a child for safety reasons.

  • Krupier X
    Krupier X 5 days ago

    *"I won't kill him"*
    ...yeah, about that...

  • Sonic E.X.E
    Sonic E.X.E 6 days ago

    2:17 looks like running couldn't save Sonic,I guess Eggman was right "You can't run forever"

  • Kaylea Tremblay
    Kaylea Tremblay 8 days ago

    shut the fuck up scott the woz

  • TrEe Garlicozzy
    TrEe Garlicozzy 11 days ago

    Every comment:

  • Chrisomatic Arcade
    Chrisomatic Arcade 14 days ago

    This is Hilarious

  • 2DX DistorteD MaXX
    2DX DistorteD MaXX 17 days ago +1


  • Aidan Redding
    Aidan Redding 18 days ago +1

    I still find it amazing this man bought 4 chia pets just so he could break them

  • ShartLord
    ShartLord 20 days ago +6

    "The Ash Wednesday deals were terrible this year."

  • TnTFactory
    TnTFactory 21 day ago +1

    Lincoln on April 15th 1856: 1:57

  • Manjitou Yoshimitsu
    Manjitou Yoshimitsu 22 days ago +2

    2:17 When my Older Brother Showed me this we couldn't breathe we were laughing so hard

  • J B
    J B 22 days ago

    Fantastic work 👍

  • Miss Draco
    Miss Draco 24 days ago

    Scott: **Buys Chia Pets**
    Also Scott: **Adds a hammer to Lincoln's head as if a bullet wasn't enough**

  • Dani foxy and rosi tdh Anime plush and sml parody

    "The two overlapping flowers! Cure Grace!"

  • CaptainSkelebones
    CaptainSkelebones 26 days ago +1

    did i just watch filthy frank?

  • Lacoulas 555
    Lacoulas 555 27 days ago

    He said the yeast infection realllly seriously

  • Michael J
    Michael J 28 days ago

    These one offs are really expensive

  • Castrik NM
    Castrik NM 29 days ago +1

    Wtf was this?

  • A Pointless Review
    A Pointless Review Month ago

    *Chia Lincoln Loud*

  • YaCCBoy
    YaCCBoy Month ago

    Congrats for being the 3rd search result on RU-clip for « Chia Pet »

  • Bryan Ramirez
    Bryan Ramirez Month ago +2

    Why does he always have Pepto Bismal in his room? Is he always shitting?

  • Quiptipt Nyqtphimq
    Quiptipt Nyqtphimq Month ago

    You've heard of "Definition of A Jerma Joke," get ready for "Definition of a Scott the Woz Joke"

  • Carter Hughes
    Carter Hughes Month ago

    “Chia growth horomones” that killed me

  • minecraftonly94686
    minecraftonly94686 Month ago

    Good morning Chia Lincoln

  • Charmandy Orton
    Charmandy Orton Month ago

    Scott: Did you know there was a Chia Bull?
    Also Scott: *[introduces Chia Abraham Lincoln bust to viewers]*

  • Carson Picard
    Carson Picard Month ago

    I bought a Lincoln chia pet for my APUSH teacher

    Thanks scott

  • Kale Penquan
    Kale Penquan Month ago


  • Mittens
    Mittens Month ago

    Washington could never tell a lie read the cherry tree story....*Cough*..

  • Totally Tidmouth
    Totally Tidmouth Month ago

    Thomas outro never fails to surprise!

  • Yunz06
    Yunz06 Month ago

    I love Chia Latte

  • BioRokus
    BioRokus Month ago

    Why don't 100% of your videos have the maximum possible amount of views

  • Lewis Turnbull
    Lewis Turnbull Month ago

    Help its 3am and I'm howling

  • EA_sports
    EA_sports Month ago

    Sooo how much did you waste?

  • Tristan Blanchard
    Tristan Blanchard Month ago

    Kinda disappointed Scott didn't shoot Lincoln in the back of the head but a hammer's fine I suppose...

  • Lizandro Urias
    Lizandro Urias Month ago

    Regardless I couldn't do it without feeling like I'm drowning or water boarding him

  • Thicc Kiccs
    Thicc Kiccs Month ago +1

    How he get footage of Lincoln’s assassination?

  • Link Master power
    Link Master power Month ago

    😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 when you broke the chia and put it in the toilet was so funny

  • CHAL Gaming
    CHAL Gaming Month ago

    This is definetly the best scott the woz episode when it comes to humor

  • ImBored Productions

    Hey you all, Z tier.

  • James Barnousky
    James Barnousky Month ago

    Y'all remember when Rhett and Link had a morning show back in 2011 centered around Chia Lincoln?

  • Christopher Carrion

    You should do a Tik Tok

  • Ryan Clair
    Ryan Clair Month ago

    This got me through my poop

  • Ty Sylicus
    Ty Sylicus Month ago


  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville Month ago +1

    "The Chia Seeds Gave Me A Yeast Infection On My Head."
    I don't think that can happen...Unless your scull has a gaping hole on the top of it, and is very itchy...I can't stop laughing lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville Month ago +6

    Scott: I will start to raise Daniel from Karate Kid. *drops the Daniel Chia Pet, and it breaks* For f*ck sake!
    I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville Month ago

    At this point I hope Scott doesn't have any real pets lol! 😂😂😂

  • Josh Derak
    Josh Derak Month ago

    There's Donald Trump and Golden Girls Chia Pets.

  • Carl Jean
    Carl Jean Month ago

    Kill people break shit fuck chia

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville Month ago +4

    "A Hedgehog, I Can't Wait To Be A Better Lincoln Dad To Him."
    *instantly kills the hedgehog by swinging it on the swing*
    "I Got A Unicorn Now."
    Me: Dead! 😂💀

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville Month ago

    Scott: What better way to morn the loss of a loved one to fully replace them.
    I mean parents so it a lot with pets, so that the young one doesn't need to know what happened to them...😭😭😭

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville Month ago +9

    "It's Time To Send You Off Like Any Other Pet."
    *throws Lincoln in the toilet*
    I probably shouldn't have laughed, but I did lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville Month ago

    1:56 Abraham Lincoln was killed once again, but this time with a hammer, may Lincoln rest in piece! 😭🤧

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville Month ago +2

    "1 To 2 Weeks"
    Scott: I can't wait that long, I have a Lincoln to raise, I don't want to wait for it to grow.
    Patients is key my dude! 😌

    • Colleen Glanville
      Colleen Glanville 27 days ago

      Dad I'm very sorry that you find my boredom annoying, please forgive me, also...

      "You're Not My Dad!!"
      Sorry, I couldn't help myself! 😂😂😂

    • Dad
      Dad 27 days ago +1

      Could you stop spamming every Scott comment section please

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville Month ago

    "I Ran Out Of Them Half Way Through, I Panicked, And Used Chilli For The Rest."
    Scott: It's all the same in the end.
    I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville Month ago

    "Regardless The Method It Feel Like I'm Drowning Or Water Boarding Him, So I'm Just Going To Give Him A Bath."
    I died of laughter lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville Month ago

    *is looking at his Lincoln Chia Pet*
    "Look At Him, You Just Want To See Him With Grass In His Skull."
    That's so bad, but I couldn't help but laugh lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville Month ago +1

    "This Guy Is Pretty Cool, I Want To Grow One."
    I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville Month ago +3

    "Did You Know There Was A Chia Bull!?"
    I laughed more than I should have lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville Month ago

    Scott: Cyber Monday is all about deals, deals, and regret, and Cyber Wednesday is when we all take a moment to reflect on those three things.
    After Cyber Monday Scott: *is carrying a box of Play-Doh* Ah f*ck.
    Scott: Mostly regret!
    So true lol! 😂😂😂