The Shutdown Is Bad For Anyone Who Eats Food

  • Published on Jan 12, 2019
  • The government shutdown is having an impact on the demographic known as 'Americans who eat food.'
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  • Lamijaification
    Lamijaification 2 months ago


  • Yukimura Sanada
    Yukimura Sanada 3 months ago

    Tammy Flowers you are a godess

  • Hadi Syed
    Hadi Syed 3 months ago

    may i recommend canada

  • Michael Brock
    Michael Brock 3 months ago

    I never claimed anything snowflake

  • Lyricz_here
    Lyricz_here 3 months ago +1

    This govenment shutdown hast lasted way more then my last relationship :(

  • beatrice mgendi
    beatrice mgendi 4 months ago

    But you were saying he is great president you ever had..

  • Dan Reese
    Dan Reese 4 months ago

    Sad when he tells a joke about golden showers and says after the punch line alleged . Then a skit on the weather and as the weather girl gives the forcast , nobody laughs . Grim , very grim .

  • Amanda Laschola
    Amanda Laschola 4 months ago

    That's great maybe Steve Colbert will get a hold of some bad food

  • ErykaSoleil
    ErykaSoleil 4 months ago

    Loving the Tammy Flowers portion!

  • you457wx
    you457wx 4 months ago

    if you believe that every single democrats is against a border wall then you're a idiot, this is a great example of democratic dictatorship, the leverage they use over their own party is funding for their next election campaign. if Pelosi says it's green then it's green or else, no matter what the color, so a bunch of weak minded democrats with no balls or character makes you happy?, how sad and pathetic. The democrats said they would discuss the wall after the shutdown was ended and yet they do nothing except take vacations and waste tax dollars, they need to do their jobs and end this, we have funded a lot more useless things that cost a lot more then this wall, please do us a favor and try to remove your head from your ass.

  • ꧁Wesley꧂
    ꧁Wesley꧂ 4 months ago

    *Misses One Paycheck*

  • Serasia
    Serasia 4 months ago

    “Speeeeeed it up a little!!”

  • John Echols
    John Echols 4 months ago

    Hey Pelosi now you have no excuse to get to Washington and resolve this thing.bbbuildvthe damn wall already! Americans want it...Jobs, US Steel, slowing down illegal, win, win, now get it done!

  • benedictify
    benedictify 4 months ago

    Counselor Foghorn Leghorn

  • Jesus Ernesto Tapia Ortiz

    Trump send secret undercover agents to Honduras again to bring the second caravan of emigrants so he can get his wall money...evil dude 👿

  • Uwe von Kempen
    Uwe von Kempen 4 months ago

    Just a question: What is the (s&P, etc.) rating of a country, which doesn't pay its workers for a whole month due to missing 5bn$ ? Obviously AAA+ if it's the USA, B or less for any other county.

  • Don Townsend
    Don Townsend 4 months ago

    Political choices are always a choice of what the individual perceives to be the lesser of the two evils which makes one wonder , who with just a modicum of intelligence actually believes that this Country or the World would be better off today if the massively amoral and corrupt Clinton's were back in the White House ? !

  • Kevin McCameron
    Kevin McCameron 4 months ago

    So why is it not called the "Mitch McConnell Shut Down"? The shut down is because we do not have a budget because tRump refused to sign off on it. Congress Submits the budget, the President signs or vetoes, Congress can pass it with a 2/3rds majority. So Mitch just needs to rally support and lead Congress to pass the Budget without tRump or his border wall funding.

  • Kinky
    Kinky 4 months ago

    The new Manafort "scandal" has been thoroughly debunked by a real journalist, Aaron Mate of the Intercept but that doesn't stop Stephen from repeating the Russophobic BS. Sad....

  • Daniel Webster
    Daniel Webster 4 months ago

    He's so stupid... He's so stupid... He's so stupid... He's really is so stupid... IMPEACH the PEACH

  • Ali Raza
    Ali Raza 4 months ago +1

    Katerina and Nadia? Any Vampire Diaries fans here? That's some coincidence....

  • Art Marquez
    Art Marquez 4 months ago

    I think they are using collusion instead of treason. Call it what it is.

  • Joshua Bonesteel
    Joshua Bonesteel 4 months ago

    Manafort looked like shooter mcgavin in that picture.

  • John Echols
    John Echols 4 months ago

    Just shut up and build the damn wall, Americans want it and it does work.

  • kancil aspal
    kancil aspal 4 months ago

    President Trump is the only President in American history that
    Pray and kiss the Jewish Holly Wall
    Move US Embassy to Jerusalem
    Withdrawal from Iran Deal to save the Jewish people and surrounding
    Make Christmas Christmas again
    Trump / Pence 2020

  • Jessica Olson
    Jessica Olson 4 months ago

    It seems like he got bored of being president and it's trying everything he can to get impeached in any manner possible.

  • John Echols
    John Echols 4 months ago

    No it's the Schumer shutdown. Dems refused to even meet and talk. Just build the damn wall, Americans want it , walls work and they don't buy the liberal crap.

  • N S
    N S 4 months ago +1

    The border wall is a distraction from the Russia investigation. A wall can be tunneled under and climbed over. The only wall needed is the wall around Trump with bars on the windows. We have a Russian agent in the Whitehouse! Arrest Agolf Twittler.

  • Nicholas Hilton
    Nicholas Hilton 4 months ago

    “That’s right! Sometimes Moms leave too.” Hahahahaha 😂

  • beunhaas
    beunhaas 4 months ago

    I'm a bit confused here, I mean don't the people get paid whent he shutdown is over?

  • James Nunn
    James Nunn 4 months ago

    Good may you'll starved

  • clear next
    clear next 4 months ago

    well i've got a watch tower at my southern border, no worries at all.

  • Diyan D
    Diyan D 4 months ago

    The whole world is laughing at Trump, keep on voting for orange 2020 , under Trump the rich got a tax cut and federal DEregulations such as pulling out of the paris environment agreement , coal industry is failing no matter the promise of jobs back no uptraining to more efficient energy field, mercury in air is considered safe again? Daca scared you, the caravan scared you , the TPP scared you, china scared you, mexico as well ,isis terorism and fake news scare you. U.S.A was a symbol of bravery and courage, witts and technological achievements. Hope dies last.

  • the last of the lemmings
    the last of the lemmings 4 months ago +1

    Trust me its not butter" is a seth Myers bit!

  • Tuxedo Cat
    Tuxedo Cat 4 months ago

    Does Colbert ever launder his suit? Wears it every night.

  • SPongebob squarepants
    SPongebob squarepants 4 months ago

    This was ,not funny .

  • sprinter768
    sprinter768 4 months ago

    Tammy Flowers looks suspiciously like Jill Newslady... Hmmm..

  • Ihate People
    Ihate People 4 months ago


  • siempresola77
    siempresola77 4 months ago

    Federal workers will be paid back pay.. one lump check.. but seriously sucks to wait for your pay because of a wall Mexico is supposed to pay for

  • Brain McManus
    Brain McManus 4 months ago

    Is there a Mrs. Putin?

  • Raven Ken
    Raven Ken 4 months ago

    Yes, TREASON should be part of this discussion b/c that is, what it is. I'm sure there are people out there that say it can only occur during a time of war but I would disagree.

  • La Gavi Si Sabe
    La Gavi Si Sabe 4 months ago +2

    Am I the only one that thinks we shouldn't be announcing our potential weaknesses like fda inspections n tsa issues?

  • Jim Battersbee
    Jim Battersbee 4 months ago

    never thought I'd see the USA collapse, and so quickly, but given the sheer incompetence of your government I guess it had to happen. Bye.

  • L Matkin
    L Matkin 4 months ago

    "the president has repeatedly ruled out doing so [stopping the shut down], and privately told Democrats this month that such a move would make him look foolish".....? How could he not already look more foolish.
    ‘When I Skate It Just Feels Free’

    A Business With No End

    In 12 Minutes, Everything Went Wrong

  • Blueberryymuffin
    Blueberryymuffin 4 months ago

    I thought the sunny side up was from Princess Diaries... I watched it recently okay?! It was on TV! It’s not my fault! Julie Andrews is amazing!

  • Endless Void Studios
    Endless Void Studios 4 months ago

    at this point they should just give him the money for weak steel slates for a better DACA deal you know this whole things just BS so he can slow down the FBI investigation and i mean come on with things back up and running this mother fucker's gonna be in jail before the first slate gose up XD

  • Hexanitrobenzene
    Hexanitrobenzene 4 months ago

    As a European, I don't understand how it is legal for government officials to decide to shut down government. I thought in that case the country must first go bankrupt or something of that scale. Now in USA, one man wanted wall with his name. He didn't get it. And he shut down the government. Just because he can...

  • damn tired
    damn tired 4 months ago

    Cobier is bad for anyone with a brain

  • Outlawrockman
    Outlawrockman 4 months ago

    Guys, we need to come together and help Tammy Flowers. She’s been a pillar in the weather forecaster community and we have to pay her back for the years of dedication. Let’s start a patreon for her

  • Molly Spurgeon
    Molly Spurgeon 4 months ago

    I know it's his thing but his hooker pee pee jokes are kind of predictable

  • Angry Kittens
    Angry Kittens 4 months ago

    It's a real witch this time. Burn it with fire.

  • Jackie Roberts
    Jackie Roberts 4 months ago

    Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.#RaisedByHeroes #BratsUnited

  • Jonathan AceTurismo6
    Jonathan AceTurismo6 4 months ago

    Did anyone notice that the degree at the end of the video has a typo in it? They misspelled the word "preparation." I wonder if the were being ironic, since its a degree from a University that doesn't actually exist?

  • Michael Archuleta
    Michael Archuleta 4 months ago

    Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit... shutdown burns off the liberal parasites that stifle human innovation...

  • Rob T
    Rob T 4 months ago

    Abortion is kinda bad for anybody who wants to eat too. Roe v Wade, the only thing a Democrat will fight for. That's something to be proud of!!

  • Madison Marshall
    Madison Marshall 4 months ago

    Remember what happened to Marie Antoinette

  • Madison Marshall
    Madison Marshall 4 months ago

    Ironic how Trump’s justification for the wall is safety and security. Meanwhile...our airports and food are less safe and the FBI is not protecting us.

  • One Two
    One Two 4 months ago

    2:30 did anyone catch that number?

  • StormCrow Alpha
    StormCrow Alpha 4 months ago

    The only thing I find annoying about Colbert is the constant need to announce “I’m your host, Stephen Colbert.” Because we don’t know who you are or do you just enjoy saying your name for extra cheers and applause?
    That’s like me announcing who I am at the beginning of every class I teach. “Welcome to class, I’m your teacher ____________.”

  • Loving Loc Life
    Loving Loc Life 4 months ago

    I got brain damage from reading some of these comments geesh. I come to enjoy the video and find myself slipping into the comments and expecting a different outcome. Definitely brain damage.

  • Loving Loc Life
    Loving Loc Life 4 months ago

    My premonition of massive food contamination and sickness. *sigh*

  • TheReady500
    TheReady500 4 months ago


  • Jack jack
    Jack jack 4 months ago

    We the people want the Wall. Period.

  • Hadi hadi
    Hadi hadi 4 months ago

    Wow...Its like a government take civilians as a hostage to get what they want. Government should work for benefit of people, not make them as a bargaining chips
    And I think america system is weird, how can government allowed to shut down just because disagreements of budget and policies? I mean I understand if the country is out of budget or in civil war but this is america, how can they out of budget?

  • carlos perez
    carlos perez 4 months ago

    I believe you're part of the whole thing because we keep laughing at stuff that's unconstitutional that's wrong unlawful and it's not a joking matter I think you're part of it

  • Pool Guy
    Pool Guy 4 months ago

    So basically we are all going to become criminals so that we can get money to buy food, and then we are going to get sick from the food, and then we are going to call the ambulance only to find out they took the day off because they aren't getting paid? Whew, at least our borders are secure... wait a minute.

  • emma rabid
    emma rabid 4 months ago

    Paul Manafort: Trump campaigner and convicted felon.

  • Robert matheny
    Robert matheny 4 months ago

    Still mind boggling how so many support this idiot.
    How much damage and lies can the leader of a country do before someone steps up and gets him out so the country can get someone productive in there. This goes for both parties. Taking the country hostage to gain one addenda over the other is not what the highest power was meant for.

  • California Dream
    California Dream 4 months ago

    stehpen talk about the 30 democrats living it up in Puerto Rico

  • Paul Laplante
    Paul Laplante 4 months ago

    When is someone going to have the balls enough to take that living cheeto out?!?!?! 😈😈😈😈😈😈

  • dub2459
    dub2459 4 months ago

    Why are all the late shows just an extension of CNN.

  • Amy Bork
    Amy Bork 4 months ago

    Love the prayer thingy. Anywho, I hope the federal government collapses entirely and we can go back to self sufficient living. The IRS takes homes from farmers, working class and,small buisiness owners who have fallen on hard times. But I'm sure Colbert isn't concerned about "those people" considering he's worth millions. But whatever, right? P.S. Colbert has never been funny. Morons watch morons regurgitating.

  • Kevin Street
    Kevin Street 4 months ago

    Oh yeah. Dice up a Maybe Potato with Sometimes Carrots, throw them in a pan and fry it up! It's almost supper.

  • Amy Bork
    Amy Bork 4 months ago

    Only those who sponge off of the working class. TSA is just upset they can't fondle our bodies. Our food is already toxic.

  • Kfan man
    Kfan man 4 months ago

    wow for new news..

  • Justanotherconsumer
    Justanotherconsumer 4 months ago

    There’s an expression in Russian - “break your tongue” or you can use the American tongue twisting, but swallowing is a new one.

  • Richie of Tampa
    Richie of Tampa 4 months ago

    This dipshit don't care about homeless hungry people.

  • E
    E 4 months ago

    I have a very close loved one who works as an analytical food chemist at the FDA. He has been offered jobs of higher pay but refused them because it would mean working less in the lab, and that is where his passion lies. Yes of course he works to get a paycheck, but also because he legitimately cares about keeping food safe. He worked hard to get where he is, getting his PhD in chemistry, getting an article published in a peer-reviewed journal, and working numerous tireless nights. These federal workers missing their paychecks are not some bourgeois fat-cats who do nothing all day. They are hard workers, many who live paycheck to paycheck, who are being stiffed for absolutely unjust reasons.

  • Gayle Elliott
    Gayle Elliott 4 months ago

    Oh, no, not more lies! And a president whose shutdown is forcing honest people to quit long-held jobs because they're being forced to work without pay. Donald Trump's
    MAGA: Make America Grim Again.

  • Ricky Harvey
    Ricky Harvey 4 months ago

    Trump was the best thing that could of happen to this curupt country

  • Ricky Harvey
    Ricky Harvey 4 months ago

    Get out and work you free loaders !!! Get a different job and quit crying

  • Oliver Phippen
    Oliver Phippen 4 months ago

    Right now our Southern border is only 20 / 30 % effective with immigrants
    and the left want to keep it that way
    The Dims want to control OUR borders with drones like ZERO did fighting ISIS and watched them expand daily
    Allowing the dims to run immigration is like the fox guarding the hen house

    The wall is a foundation and the wall will stop 70% of the illegals
    After that the Republicans propose to add technology as necessary ?
    What Dims have to be careful about is some company comes along and wants some advertising and pays for a portion of the Wall ??? Monsanto / Goya / Purdue /Apple / BUD etc ???? Be glad your not one of those people who has had a relative killed by an illegal ??

    If Chucky concedes to the wall funding he keeps his job
    If Nancy concedes to the wall funding she looses her job
    If the Don concedes off the wall he looses his job

    If Chucky maintains his stance not to fund the wall he looses his job
    If Nancy maintains her stance not to fund the wall she also looses her job
    If the DON maintain his stance to build that Wall he wins reelection in 2020
    Chucky has one chance left
    Nancy is gone regardless of her action
    Nancys / Chucky's job is in the balance - all or nothing
    The DON has backed the DIMs into a corner and the longer this goes on it resonates with the public against the Dims especially when the Dims are on vacation and the DON is in the WH ? The DON has many alternatives while Chucky and Nancy are done , they are out of ammunition except for more created lies with no body Camera ? The DON has backed them into a corner and their political life is in the balance ?? Make no mistake this is a democratic shut down and democrats don’t care about DACA or the American public as they proclaim ??

  • KeyzCapt
    KeyzCapt 4 months ago

    There are several reasons not to worry about food inspectors and the government shutdown. First off, most companies have internal quality controls for two very big reasons that have nothing to do with inspectors...

    1. Quality product means repeat business, lack thereof kills a business pretty quick.

    2. Injuring customers will result in being sued which can either bankrupt or make liability insurance prohibitively expensive for the company.

    Also, like anyone, they are on their best behavior when inspectors are around which often isn’t indicative of behavior when they aren’t (your room was extra clean when you knew the parents were looking, right).

    What will be nice is companies who don’t have to worry about their businesses being shutdown over simple misunderstandings or because they didn’t slip an envelope under the table.

  • m bk
    m bk 4 months ago

    "SECURITY SECURITY SECURITY SECURITY" ............ but his own people can't even EAT?????????????????????????????

    UM ..... Marie Antoinette!?

  • Grace Okezie
    Grace Okezie 4 months ago

    The country Lawyer bit was gold

  • Jonah Torrey
    Jonah Torrey 4 months ago

    The world would be an exponentially better place if people stopped eating factory farmed, chicken, turkey and pigs. Like if you turn off the water when you're brushing your teeth, and think you're doing good for the Earth but then eating factory farmed meat, you're an idiot.

  • Curtis Paul
    Curtis Paul 4 months ago

    I wonder when the water will get shut off at the white house?

  • Isaiah
    Isaiah 4 months ago

    Omg that burn at the end.

  • Pharron Rhodes
    Pharron Rhodes 4 months ago

    Trump plays the media like checkers.

  • Pharron Rhodes
    Pharron Rhodes 4 months ago

    Fucking aye!! M K. That's what I have been saying. They media doesn't even talk about the investigation any more.

  • Rose Jay
    Rose Jay 4 months ago

    See the thing about The citizens our sense of humor is going to keep us pushing 💯

  • Carson Pratt
    Carson Pratt 4 months ago

    If you want to talk about what is bad for people that like food, how about all the onerous regulations that make it necessary for companies to run massive operations in order to be profitable. You know, the kinds of operations that require continuous antibiotic use because the overcrowding means one animal gets sick then the whole herd is compromised. The types of operations that are responsible for stuff like Listeria outbreaks. When is the last time you heard of a small operation having an outbreak that triggered a recall.
    Oh, and the people you support force shutdowns too. Just sayin'.

  • Mr. Adventure
    Mr. Adventure 4 months ago

    I'm changing majors in college.

  • playerkingawesome
    playerkingawesome 4 months ago

    I want that "butter".

  • TheErnieforss
    TheErnieforss 4 months ago

    All that schooling for meteorology and they cant tell me the weather by themselves. They have to use the government app? Talk about going to trump school.

  • BenderRodriguez10
    BenderRodriguez10 4 months ago +1

    Are Tammy Flowers and Jill Newslady sisters? They look so much alike.

  • Jim Brannan
    Jim Brannan 4 months ago

    It WILL always be referred to as the Schumer-Pelosi shutdown. Immature skits like this show why Dem's have no substance to their argument.

  • Stephen H. Koontz
    Stephen H. Koontz 4 months ago +1

    Nice “I Love Lucy” nod!

  • Tracy Martin
    Tracy Martin 4 months ago

    Love Trump.. yeah!!! Finally Americans first...

  • Adam Nowek
    Adam Nowek 4 months ago

    Why are USAians so unwilling to learn to pronounce things properly?