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*Takes one look at it* "looks bolt on to me or would that just be a big spacer?"
Ballistic glaaaaas son of a didly 😂🤣🤣🤣
Dick like a needle so fuck like sewing machine funniest Shit i ever did hear
Ever use R-Guard? Seems similar to the goo but the Japanese version. Comes in a sausage tube.
Only 4 stars out of 5, because I had no idea what the hell is going on. Was worth watching anyway.
His ribbing of dewclaws clothes reminds me of when I was getting coffee one day at my old job. All the yuppies were staring at us because our clothes were covered in dirt and grease. Mind you this was the industrial district(what's left of it) where people work for their paychecks. TLDR gentrification sucks
The simple we complicate. The complicated takes a few more beers to really muck it up!
"One day I'm gonna wake up with teeth down my throat, and Dewclaw will be standing there saying 'I FORGIVE YOU'." Wow.
HongCouver= Vancouver with Asians
The best kind of fuckin’ around...wait...second best.
That urethane glue is some seriously thick and tacky shmoo. I can't imagine using one of those cheapo guns to push it out. I had to replace my truck's back glass and bought the dewalt power caulk gun just for the job. I also used my wife's soux-vide cooker to heat up the tube (under the steaks she thought I was heating up). Window is in, seal looks good (doesn't let water through anyway) saved money over the professional install, and now I've got a hellacious caulk gun to show for it.Need to find some more things to caulk.
BOSS: _"Did you read the instructions?"_ME: _"Indeed I did.... I went over EVERY page.... and didn't find ONE FUCKING WORD OF ENGLISH!"_
That shit is soo loud I wouldn't hear what's the machine doin lol
transparent aluminum ?
What did I just watch???
sounds more like russian......Sika Blyat!
Sikaflex .... It you want to glue shit on the ceiling
Did you say “Put your dick in a vice”?
Cost you an arm and a dick😂😂😂😂😂
Just two dudes dicking around in the shop. *PERFECT*
hey kids..... this is why you drink and youtube. lol. JK JK love the channel.
I need a few thousand of those "Not to be operated by fuckwits" signs for ......reasons
I recently saw this windshield wiper in a 1973 movie called "Hit!" starring Billy Dee Williams and Richard Pryor. The scene is around the 10 minute mark of the movie. The wiper is only in frame about 2 seconds, but it's very clearly shown.Just thought it was funny to see how I didn't even know these existed until I saw your video and now to see it was used in a movie from 46 years ago and looks exactly the same!Anyway, thought you might find it interesting as well if you were under the impression this was a relatively new tool!Peace
Lol. I wonder how is chatting and taking some beer with ave.
I have no fucking idea what's happening
You boys..... Need more beer!
good episode for a laugh
I’m reading through all the comments and I can’t figure what the heck is going on. What is that? Is it a porthole? What are AvE and the hilariously named Dewclaw doing in this video. Thanks in advance!
Saying the problem with the machine is with those four little letters is such an understatement!
"When you got a dick like a needle, you kinda gotta fuck like a sewing machine"
A heartwarming film of two men and eight beers.
"What are you compensating for???" "Not my Penis!"
I always wondered what these things were when I was watching deadliest catch, and now I finally know. I honestly thought they were some kind of special microphone so the captain could hear what was being said on deck. Clearly, I am an idiot.
We use a lot of sika flex in the wind industry
I wonder if the instructions mention mounting with center arm / motor attachment up so a unobstructed view can be achieved? Probably not as it would put their logo upside down. Just mount it low so it is closer to the chip stream.
First ya install it wrong, then ya break the flargin thing cause ya was intallin it wrong, then ya calls it a pizza chit, then ya reads the instructicles and go " oh it's upside down"
Aww even ave shits on haas...
This machine terrifies me...
LOL, I finally got the "keep your dick in the vice" phrase after watching the red green show.
You guys are funnier than shit
I always say. if some's good, more's better! Another building practice that's never let me yet is: Screw it, Glue it, Cualk it, Fuck it! just wanted to contribute, Love your vajayho's! Thank you so much!
What the actual fuck is that thing and what is it purpose?
When speaking French, is DewClaw spelled with e-a-u-x ?
Sika fixes bridges...good enough for a CNC
Do you have all of that machinery at work or in your home shop? Or both? I love the straightforward "warnings".
That's Swiss shmoo - not German.
Knipex theatre😂 “what’re you compensating for??!”
The schmu is made In nj
Who reads the destructions?
You can create crap like this, no problem, right?helixglider.com/products/the-helix-glider
I quite liked the air blade from Edge Precision for a Go Pro - ru-clip.com/video/1dCC8aLMwoI/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE.html Really interesting to see this approach too though!
Be glad you didn't get the bolt on version. The glass cracks on every single one.
I bet that cost a pretty penny.
We use Sikaflex and Sikatack at work all the time, it'll glue your hand to your you know what no problem 😂
Very common on Japanese fishing vessels.
Never has so little been done by so many... Loved it
Instructions Unclear, dick stuck in fan.AAAAANNND........ Demonitized!
Isn't Sika schmuh a swiss schmuh?
Today I learn what those round things on ships' windshields are.
Sikaflex is the good shit. I used to work at a marine repair shop. Ive personally seen that shit hold a 600LB outboard to a transom with no bolts.
When ur dick is like a needle u have to fuck like sewingmachine i cracked at that point. Thats gonna be my lifemoto.
Lets have it right, nuts and bolts have their advantages but glue that bonds on a molecular level is the strongest fixing known to man.......I know, I know, she keeps telling me too, I am a, pedantic, hair splitting vain and petty man :)
5 mins watching 4 man hands playing with their caulk. Good times.
OK, I don't understand what the heck was going on, But it seems more beers were needed.
AvE, you need to make more videos... accidentally started watching wronglestar
You had me at"gotta wear shades" haha
Dyson's new blade-less fan. Geeeee-arbage.
They do make a good shmoo them Germans, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!!!!!!
No idea what was going on here, still laughed my ass off
Meh, CNC crashes are more fun when you've no idea what the fuck you're gonna find rattling around inside the machine when you open the doors, or where exactly the chunks of metal will be missing from.
run a wfl spinny glass doesnt last long but really trippy
any day any time this fella goin to make you laugh :)
"when you got a dick like a needle you got to fuck like a sewing machine" hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
What's a deka device and why do I need to keep it?
I bet this guy is a blast at a party.
Instruction are to stop coffee stains marking your(Boss) wifes' expensive coffee table while you sit trying to figure something out like a chimp with a pokey stick.
Should have asked for the strap on version.
Hey, one mans fuck up is another mans wife...
Ah yeah, carcinogenic glue. That's when you know they gave you the good stuff!
So it keeps the schmuuuu from coming through? what is this wizardry!
Ave if you can stand to spend the time, might I suggest to check out Jack when you get a chance? Very advanced stuff into the world of Tesla. I suggest bumping the play speed up to 2x. ru-clip.com/video/zvavP2RJSLc/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE.html
Am I the only one that thinks Dewclaw sounds like Burt from The Big Bang Theory?🤔
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" Danger: not to be operated by fuckwits " I think this sticker ought to be more widely used in our society.
How much is an arm and a dick worth?
They need those for the peep-show wank booths, so my...I mean others' view of the ladies isn't obstructed by viscous fluids.
There's a Sika Corporation less than 2 miles from here, nowhere near Germany?
Tsherman Schmuh is the best, that's why the girls stick with us!
Is this basically a high speed windshield wiper?
This is pure gold :D :))
Instructions were unclear. Got dink stuck in vice. Please help!
Damn, AvE is suffering from cabin fever. He needs to get his dick out of the vice.
I do believe the proper term be Safety Third.
The dude sounds like Kermit the Frog.
Ah, a spin window; Salty
>arm and a dick Hell of a coupon to get in the mail
I wonder why they don't work like camera spin off filters and have the motor spin the thing from the outside edge so you can see through the center.
This is the most idiotic non-video I've ever seen EVER !Congratulations. Nice work.