Spinning Viewport | Dewclaw helps out

  • Опубликовано: 16 фев 2019
  • Dicking around in the shop.
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Комментарии • 998

  • moneyman295
    moneyman295 День назад

    *Takes one look at it* "looks bolt on to me or would that just be a big spacer?"

  • Christina Lemieux
    Christina Lemieux 6 дней назад

    Ballistic glaaaaas son of a didly 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • murderedout70nova
    murderedout70nova 7 дней назад

    Dick like a needle so fuck like sewing machine funniest Shit i ever did hear

  • sonsofthunder
    sonsofthunder 12 дней назад

    Ever use R-Guard? Seems similar to the goo but the Japanese version. Comes in a sausage tube.

  • Roman Food
    Roman Food 13 дней назад

    Only 4 stars out of 5, because I had no idea what the hell is going on. Was worth watching anyway.

  • emart88
    emart88 13 дней назад

    His ribbing of dewclaws clothes reminds me of when I was getting coffee one day at my old job. All the yuppies were staring at us because our clothes were covered in dirt and grease. Mind you this was the industrial district(what's left of it) where people work for their paychecks. TLDR gentrification sucks

  • Ratdog 305
    Ratdog 305 13 дней назад +1

    The simple we complicate. The complicated takes a few more beers to really muck it up!

  • Cat From The Future
    Cat From The Future 14 дней назад

    "One day I'm gonna wake up with teeth down my throat, and Dewclaw will be standing there saying 'I FORGIVE YOU'." Wow.

  • rob379
    rob379 14 дней назад

    HongCouver= Vancouver with Asians

  • Fearsome Warrior
    Fearsome Warrior 18 дней назад

    The best kind of fuckin’ around...wait...second best.

  • Ross Bagley
    Ross Bagley 19 дней назад

    That urethane glue is some seriously thick and tacky shmoo. I can't imagine using one of those cheapo guns to push it out. I had to replace my truck's back glass and bought the dewalt power caulk gun just for the job. I also used my wife's soux-vide cooker to heat up the tube (under the steaks she thought I was heating up). Window is in, seal looks good (doesn't let water through anyway) saved money over the professional install, and now I've got a hellacious caulk gun to show for it.

    Need to find some more things to caulk.

  • nautifella
    nautifella 20 дней назад

    BOSS: _"Did you read the instructions?"_
    ME: _"Indeed I did.... I went over EVERY page.... and didn't find ONE FUCKING WORD OF ENGLISH!"_

  • EURO1215 (I Make 5hitty Videos)
    EURO1215 (I Make 5hitty Videos) 20 дней назад

    That shit is soo loud I wouldn't hear what's the machine doin lol

    STRUTZKOFF 23 дня назад

    transparent aluminum ?

  • bigsteed007
    bigsteed007 23 дня назад

    What did I just watch???

  • The Maverick
    The Maverick 23 дня назад

    sounds more like russian......
    Sika Blyat!

  • Maximilian Jankowski
    Maximilian Jankowski 23 дня назад

    Sikaflex .... It you want to glue shit on the ceiling

  • Jay
    Jay 25 дней назад

    Did you say “Put your dick in a vice”?

    HANI SALEM 25 дней назад

    Cost you an arm and a dick😂😂😂😂😂

  • Tyrone Ross
    Tyrone Ross 26 дней назад

    Just two dudes dicking around in the shop. *PERFECT*

  • Zombie Woodturner
    Zombie Woodturner 26 дней назад

    hey kids..... this is why you drink and youtube. lol. JK JK love the channel.

  • TheWhedgit
    TheWhedgit 27 дней назад

    I need a few thousand of those "Not to be operated by fuckwits" signs for ......reasons

  • patrick farley
    patrick farley 27 дней назад

    I recently saw this windshield wiper in a 1973 movie called "Hit!" starring Billy Dee Williams and Richard Pryor. The scene is around the 10 minute mark of the movie. The wiper is only in frame about 2 seconds, but it's very clearly shown.
    Just thought it was funny to see how I didn't even know these existed until I saw your video and now to see it was used in a movie from 46 years ago and looks exactly the same!
    Anyway, thought you might find it interesting as well if you were under the impression this was a relatively new tool!

  • Neji Niisan
    Neji Niisan 29 дней назад

    Lol. I wonder how is chatting and taking some beer with ave.

  • Machiones
    Machiones 29 дней назад

    I have no fucking idea what's happening

  • Srad Steve
    Srad Steve Месяц назад

    You boys..... Need more beer!

  • boltonky
    boltonky Месяц назад

    good episode for a laugh

  • Greg C
    Greg C Месяц назад

    I’m reading through all the comments and I can’t figure what the heck is going on. What is that? Is it a porthole? What are AvE and the hilariously named Dewclaw doing in this video. Thanks in advance!

  • Raymond Kapala
    Raymond Kapala Месяц назад

    Saying the problem with the machine is with those four little letters is such an understatement!

  • Tim Wagner
    Tim Wagner Месяц назад

    "When you got a dick like a needle, you kinda gotta fuck like a sewing machine"

  • StLaparole
    StLaparole Месяц назад +2

    A heartwarming film of two men and eight beers.

  • StLaparole
    StLaparole Месяц назад

    "What are you compensating for???" "Not my Penis!"

  • bingsterdc
    bingsterdc Месяц назад

    I always wondered what these things were when I was watching deadliest catch, and now I finally know. I honestly thought they were some kind of special microphone so the captain could hear what was being said on deck. Clearly, I am an idiot.

  • aaron abel
    aaron abel Месяц назад

    We use a lot of sika flex in the wind industry

  • Gregory Vidrine
    Gregory Vidrine Месяц назад

    I wonder if the instructions mention mounting with center arm / motor attachment up so a unobstructed view can be achieved? Probably not as it would put their logo upside down. Just mount it low so it is closer to the chip stream.

  • 65bug519
    65bug519 Месяц назад

    First ya install it wrong, then ya break the flargin thing cause ya was intallin it wrong, then ya calls it a pizza chit, then ya reads the instructicles and go " oh it's upside down"

  • uselesshero
    uselesshero Месяц назад

    Aww even ave shits on haas...

  • Ethan Davenport
    Ethan Davenport Месяц назад

    This machine terrifies me...

  • Michael Jedd
    Michael Jedd Месяц назад

    LOL, I finally got the "keep your dick in the vice" phrase after watching the red green show.

  • Ryan Anderson
    Ryan Anderson Месяц назад

    You guys are funnier than shit

  • Ryan Anderson
    Ryan Anderson Месяц назад

    I always say. if some's good, more's better! Another building practice that's never let me yet is: Screw it, Glue it, Cualk it, Fuck it! just wanted to contribute, Love your vajayho's! Thank you so much!

  • Alan Fulmer
    Alan Fulmer Месяц назад

    What the actual fuck is that thing and what is it purpose?

  • flnthrn2
    flnthrn2 Месяц назад

    When speaking French, is DewClaw spelled with e-a-u-x ?

  • Michael C.
    Michael C. Месяц назад

    Sika fixes bridges...good enough for a CNC

  • ryan klute
    ryan klute Месяц назад

    Do you have all of that machinery at work or in your home shop? Or both? I love the straightforward "warnings".

  • spblackey
    spblackey Месяц назад

    That's Swiss shmoo - not German.

  • Drew B
    Drew B Месяц назад

    Knipex theatre😂 “what’re you compensating for??!”

  • alfreddavenport
    alfreddavenport Месяц назад

    The schmu is made In nj

  • Silent Pact
    Silent Pact Месяц назад

    Who reads the destructions?

  • Dan Morris
    Dan Morris Месяц назад

    You can create crap like this, no problem, right?

  • videogalore
    videogalore Месяц назад

    I quite liked the air blade from Edge Precision for a Go Pro - ru-clip.com/video/1dCC8aLMwoI/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE.html Really interesting to see this approach too though!

  • 1chadsin
    1chadsin Месяц назад

    Be glad you didn't get the bolt on version. The glass cracks on every single one.

  • Fireship1
    Fireship1 Месяц назад

    I bet that cost a pretty penny.

  • Philip McCabe
    Philip McCabe Месяц назад

    We use Sikaflex and Sikatack at work all the time, it'll glue your hand to your you know what no problem 😂

  • SquishBangBlow
    SquishBangBlow Месяц назад

    Very common on Japanese fishing vessels.

  • Home Twig
    Home Twig Месяц назад

    Never has so little been done by so many... Loved it

  • Jason Kraus
    Jason Kraus Месяц назад

    Instructions Unclear, dick stuck in fan.
    AAAAANNND........ Demonitized!

  • Thomas Oppenhoff
    Thomas Oppenhoff Месяц назад +1

    Isn't Sika schmuh a swiss schmuh?

  • JB Lewis
    JB Lewis Месяц назад

    Today I learn what those round things on ships' windshields are.

  • Jeff Minnion
    Jeff Minnion Месяц назад

    Sikaflex is the good shit. I used to work at a marine repair shop. Ive personally seen that shit hold a 600LB outboard to a transom with no bolts.

  • S Bayko
    S Bayko Месяц назад

    When ur dick is like a needle u have to fuck like sewingmachine i cracked at that point. Thats gonna be my lifemoto.

  • John Salmons
    John Salmons Месяц назад

    Lets have it right, nuts and bolts have their advantages but glue that bonds on a molecular level is the strongest fixing known to man.......I know, I know, she keeps telling me too, I am a, pedantic, hair splitting vain and petty man :)

  • matt pernar
    matt pernar Месяц назад

    5 mins watching 4 man hands playing with their caulk. Good times.

  • Steve W
    Steve W Месяц назад

    OK, I don't understand what the heck was going on, But it seems more beers were needed.

  • avihsnis
    avihsnis Месяц назад

    AvE, you need to make more videos... accidentally started watching wronglestar

  • Dylan Harris
    Dylan Harris Месяц назад

    You had me at"gotta wear shades" haha

  • JozzGarage
    JozzGarage Месяц назад

    Dyson's new blade-less fan. Geeeee-arbage.

  • Mike Grandinette
    Mike Grandinette Месяц назад

    They do make a good shmoo them Germans, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!!!!!!

  • Cody McNamara
    Cody McNamara Месяц назад +1

    No idea what was going on here, still laughed my ass off

  • knuckles zedawg
    knuckles zedawg Месяц назад

    Meh, CNC crashes are more fun when you've no idea what the fuck you're gonna find rattling around inside the machine when you open the doors, or where exactly the chunks of metal will be missing from.

  • bwise609
    bwise609 Месяц назад

    run a wfl spinny glass doesnt last long but really trippy

  • Stuart Adsett
    Stuart Adsett Месяц назад

    any day any time this fella goin to make you laugh :)

  • Andrew Theodore
    Andrew Theodore Месяц назад

    "when you got a dick like a needle you got to fuck like a sewing machine" hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha

  • Melody
    Melody Месяц назад

    What's a deka device and why do I need to keep it?

  • Tomos Halsey
    Tomos Halsey Месяц назад

    I bet this guy is a blast at a party.

  • ryzo mcgregor
    ryzo mcgregor Месяц назад

    Instruction are to stop coffee stains marking your(Boss) wifes' expensive coffee table while you sit trying to figure something out like a chimp with a pokey stick.

  • Chris Wareham
    Chris Wareham Месяц назад

    Should have asked for the strap on version.

  • LaPabst
    LaPabst Месяц назад

    Hey, one mans fuck up is another mans wife...

  • Leon Harder
    Leon Harder Месяц назад


  • spankmeister
    spankmeister Месяц назад

    Ah yeah, carcinogenic glue. That's when you know they gave you the good stuff!

  • The Jimmy Rig
    The Jimmy Rig Месяц назад

    So it keeps the schmuuuu from coming through? what is this wizardry!

  • Yukon Red
    Yukon Red Месяц назад

    Ave if you can stand to spend the time, might I suggest to check out Jack when you get a chance? Very advanced stuff into the world of Tesla. I suggest bumping the play speed up to 2x. ru-clip.com/video/zvavP2RJSLc/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE.html

  • Dustin Masters
    Dustin Masters Месяц назад

    Am I the only one that thinks Dewclaw sounds like Burt from The Big Bang Theory?🤔

  • 1227bcrider
    1227bcrider Месяц назад

    @ave hope you see this comment, saw this video (link below) and thought it was a great tool technology topic. Thanks love the videos!

  • theRICKbowman
    theRICKbowman Месяц назад

    " Danger: not to be operated by fuckwits "
    I think this sticker ought to be more widely used in our society.

  • Scott Skeletor
    Scott Skeletor Месяц назад

    How much is an arm and a dick worth?

  • Michel Simard
    Michel Simard Месяц назад


  • bnasty267
    bnasty267 Месяц назад

    They need those for the peep-show wank booths, so my...I mean others' view of the ladies isn't obstructed by viscous fluids.

  • thnksno
    thnksno Месяц назад

    There's a Sika Corporation less than 2 miles from here, nowhere near Germany?

  • Eo Tunun
    Eo Tunun Месяц назад +6

    Tsherman Schmuh is the best, that's why the girls stick with us!

  • Peter Collin
    Peter Collin Месяц назад

    Is this basically a high speed windshield wiper?

  • kiss peter
    kiss peter Месяц назад

    This is pure gold :D :))

  • Benny
    Benny Месяц назад

    Instructions were unclear. Got dink stuck in vice. Please help!

  • 6AL-4V
    6AL-4V Месяц назад

    Damn, AvE is suffering from cabin fever. He needs to get his dick out of the vice.

  • Fire Safe
    Fire Safe Месяц назад

    I do believe the proper term be Safety Third.

  • Mathew Woolhouse
    Mathew Woolhouse Месяц назад

    The dude sounds like Kermit the Frog.

  • Alpine Services
    Alpine Services Месяц назад

    Ah, a spin window; Salty

  • Joelynn Carter
    Joelynn Carter Месяц назад

    >arm and a dick
    Hell of a coupon to get in the mail

  • Michael Ciancio
    Michael Ciancio Месяц назад

    I wonder why they don't work like camera spin off filters and have the motor spin the thing from the outside edge so you can see through the center.

  • Stuart
    Stuart Месяц назад

    This is the most idiotic non-video I've ever seen EVER !
    Congratulations. Nice work.