Meanwhile... Look Up At The Super Blood Wolf Moon

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  • Published on Jan 12, 2019
  • Sometimes it's nice to check in on the news stories that won't make it into Billy Joel's 'We Didn't Start the Fire: 2010s Edition.'
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  • Jean Garcia
    Jean Garcia Month ago

    My ex gfs talking down on me for breaking up with them through text didn't realize how ahead of my time I've been the whole time. Who's a douche bag now?!

  • Loren Renee
    Loren Renee Month ago

    What on earth is wrong with the brains of Saudi men??

  • Andy Macedo
    Andy Macedo 2 months ago

    The women are going to be informed by text message ? Does the government block them from reaching their spouse ? Obviously that's the only way to be doing things ! Restrict access to people that's fair ! Duh ! Can't wait to put you assholes in jail ! Doesn't matter what happens or how long anything takes or if I'm alone or not - if I'm happy or sad - your going to prison ? No matter what happens ! The pentagon the guest or whomever - apple T-Mobile it really doesn't matter I'll find you and I'm walking you right into prison ! Yippeee !

  • Abdul
    Abdul 2 months ago

    💎💩

  • sur-taka
    sur-taka 2 months ago

    how does a secret divorce work? dont they live in the same house or anything?

  • Adhunik Manav
    Adhunik Manav 3 months ago +1

    Place of purchase responds, "Please don't"...... I'm ded!

  • nash sanadiki
    nash sanadiki 3 months ago

    100% customer satisfaction guaranteed or your money back should never apply to condoms. I never wanna state that my condoms were "funky" or "rotten"

  • Shall We Shaggy Now?
    Shall We Shaggy Now? 8 months ago

    Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel & Seth Meyer are the only ones I don't watch.

  • Blind Man Bert
    Blind Man Bert 8 months ago

    At 0:55, Stephen Colbert makes a common mistake regarding the reference to a lunar eclipse as a “Blood Moon”.
    • Yes… this full moon was a supermoon, meaning the Moon was within 90% of perigee, when it is closest to Earth. This happens once roughly every 28 days and is only relatively rare when it coincides with a full moon and quite rare when that full moon is also when a lunar eclipse occurs. A supermoon is closer and marginally larger in angular diameter, but it is more noticeably much brighter.
    • Yes… Indians referred to the January moon as the Wolf Moon for the reasons Stephen stated.
    • But no, a Blood Moon isn’t called that just because total lunar eclipses appear to be pink, orange or red. The term “Blood Moon” isn’t one astronomers use, but something coined as an Internet meme to refer to a tetrad of lunar eclipses occurring consecutively in the eighteen year Saros cycle (this lunar eclipse was #27 of 73.[2] It’s an unfortunate term because “blood” suggests red, and so too the Pink Moon which is simply the first full moon occurring every April is sometimes mistaken as a term for a lunar eclipse for similar reasons.
    SEE
    [1] facebook.com/events/519421478566870/permalink/527758337733184/
    SOURCE
    [2] eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/LEplot/LEplot2001/LE2019Jan21T.pdf

  • Karen Hartman
    Karen Hartman 8 months ago

    Jambo to Nairobi. 💕💕💕

  • Koks Me
    Koks Me 9 months ago

    Love your shows!!!!!

  • Melissa Samms
    Melissa Samms 9 months ago

    Ye need non-latex condoms, then.

  • William Dunlap
    William Dunlap 9 months ago

    You still haven't apologized to Tulsi Gabbard for disrespecting here for no real reason, or rather for being human like the rest of us.
    Apparently you were born perfect and didn't need to grow like ordinary people.

  • Sydnius Alminia
    Sydnius Alminia 9 months ago

    Holy shit. This is the first colbert clip in years that didn't have something to do with Trump in the title that I've seen in my feed

  • Scion of Madness
    Scion of Madness 9 months ago +2

    I love how much fun Stephen has with this segment. I chuckle all the way through.

  • s21972012145525
    s21972012145525 9 months ago

    Nice move SA...Islam granted divorce to women in a beneficial way, even though it is highly not recommended. Just making a food out of an issue that Islam actual did good things on

  • Hcdoitsu Smith
    Hcdoitsu Smith 9 months ago

    A red letter day for Saudi women. Here it's a joke. And it was a good joke too. But how much and what did they have to do to get it? That's the story.

  • C-Wow
    C-Wow 9 months ago

    I've flown frontier before. They were chill. I'd do it again.

  • Cheryl Mendenhall
    Cheryl Mendenhall 9 months ago

    Thanks for the laughs!! 😂😂

  • RandomAccessMisery
    RandomAccessMisery 9 months ago

    5:24 this smells like capitalism

  • MG Wray
    MG Wray 9 months ago

    @ 1:50. That is a very graphic graphic.

  • Jon A
    Jon A 9 months ago

    Meanwhile...if you disliked this LS clip, your sense of humor is probably comparable to a week old dog turd

  • Kenneth Geisler
    Kenneth Geisler 9 months ago

    How cartels will laugh at the wall. The Zapata Flyboard Air
    Designed to be flown without pilot training.

  • Digitaldj44
    Digitaldj44 9 months ago

    How did I end up on this leftist crap? Bye!

  • GarlicIsGood
    GarlicIsGood 9 months ago

    Trump 2020

  • schrodingers cat
    schrodingers cat 9 months ago

    Jake Tapper is completely safe. Wolf only thirst for the blood of innocents.

  • Flajelo
    Flajelo 9 months ago

    why American movies don't have native Americans on them?

  • Fake name Fake name
    Fake name Fake name 9 months ago

    I’m confused

  • corbeau
    corbeau 9 months ago +1

    moon moon

  • LIES IN THE SKIES
    LIES IN THE SKIES 9 months ago

    #MAGAIN2020

  • Ace Marshall
    Ace Marshall 9 months ago

    Hey S.C. does your Mom still lead you around by your right ear?

  • Blueberryymuffin
    Blueberryymuffin 9 months ago

    I used to think cats always liked getting petted, all my cats were extra cuddly and loved getting pet. Meet my new cat, she is like all the cat horror stories combined. Even the art thing happens, my mom is a painter, I have to cover all the walls in my room cause she likes to scratch them. Especially the wall next to the scratching post, and it’s only ever at night and only when I’m laying down to fall asleep. She doesn’t drink from water bowls they are beneath her, she only drinks from the bathroom sink, and you have to let her drink until she says no more or else she will go after your walls more aggressively. You can’t pet her when she’s on you cause she will give you the death stare of doom. She only wants you to pet her in the mornings and only for about 10 seconds. She will sleep on you at night only if you are laying straight out on your back. If you wake her at anytime during the night she will scratch your walls. During the day she will scratch the glass of your cabinet and the doors make loud banging noises. She has 2 litter boxes one for poo one for pee, she will only poo at the entrance of the one box. She will only have one kind of food, any other and she will starve. She must have her food twice a day at 3AM and 3PM, before or after will not be excepted. She must eat before my other cat. Wrappers are the only toy she will except, without one she will find one by going in the trash bin. Boxes are beneath her. I can go back to bed at 3AM but must be out by 5 or else. I am her owner of choice, any other human will be promptly be put in their place by well timed hisses.

  • Abdulla Rifai
    Abdulla Rifai 9 months ago

    How many likes can this 🥚 get?

  • Barbara Brinkmeyer
    Barbara Brinkmeyer 9 months ago

    Meanwhile. My thoughts precisely!

  • Ty Cobb
    Ty Cobb 9 months ago

    Steven is funny if you can get him off Trump talk

  • Crafty Alias
    Crafty Alias 9 months ago

    Nice insurance scam on the painting.

  • mlzanercik
    mlzanercik 9 months ago

    (The Holy Spirit explained in the book of John):
    ***The Holy spirit is the third person of the Godhead who exercise the power of the Father and the Son in creation and redemption. Because the Holy Spirit is the power by which believers come to Christ and see with new eyes of faith, He is closer to us than we are to ourselves. Like the eyes of the body through which we see physical things, He is seldom in focus to be seen directly because He is the one through whom all else is seen in a new light. This explains why the relationship of the Father and the Son is more prominent in the Gospels, because it is through the eyes of the Holy Spirit that the Father-Son relationship is viewed.
    ***The Holy Spirit appears in the Gospel of John as the power by which Christians are brought to faith and helped to understand their walk with God: He brings a person to new birth: "That which is born of the flesh is flesh, and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit" (John 3:6); "It is the Spirit who gives life" (John 6:63); The Holy Spirit is the Paraclete, or Helper, whom Jesus promised to the disciples after His ascension. The Trinity of Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are unified in ministering to believers (John 14:16)

  • Son of Jah
    Son of Jah 9 months ago

    He is coming..does He know you?

  • MajinVenix
    MajinVenix 9 months ago

    Stephan nearly lost his shit on the meanwhile segment

  • Mizu Astrum
    Mizu Astrum 9 months ago

    Meanwhile, Madison is grappling with the fact that not ev'ry issue can be settled by Committee.

  • Aura Wolf
    Aura Wolf 9 months ago

    🐺

  • Afron Prime
    Afron Prime 9 months ago

    Did he say MILF Ford. I did not know Ford and a mini van called that. 1:08

  • Nilda Suarez
    Nilda Suarez 9 months ago

    Padre Sergio
    Rezo por Ud.
    Desde La Paz___ Entre Rios____ Rca.__Argentina

  • John Millard
    John Millard 9 months ago

    Repent, believe in The Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved.

  • TranceF0rm
    TranceF0rm 9 months ago

    He don't want em

  • Boisey
    Boisey 9 months ago

    Came immediately to the comments for all the folks who remembered the first time Flight Attention happened. I was hoping it would be as funny this time around as well.

  • D R
    D R 9 months ago

    Oh goodie; is this a segment where everything is taken out of contex, or just blatantly distorted, so we can all feel morally superior to something or body else? I haven't watched it; I'm just guessing.

  • Добрый Блоггер

    Сделайте русские субтитры)

  • ausernamegoeshere
    ausernamegoeshere 9 months ago

    so i guess we are just supposed to ignore the blood libel

  • artofnick
    artofnick 9 months ago

    That was a beautiful Maya mash array animation at the beginning. Looking at you vfx editor for Late Show!

  • Peggy Jenkinson
    Peggy Jenkinson 9 months ago

    No Way. I took a United flight from San Diego to Washington DC and ALL we got was a crunchy cookie. Long Flight 7 am.... I can do better at 7-11.

  • jmlkinc
    jmlkinc 9 months ago +1

    "Come on Allen"

  • Matt Allen
    Matt Allen 9 months ago

    Colbert is funny when’s not talking politics

  • Earl Green
    Earl Green 9 months ago

    DISCIPLE TO APOSTLE Matthew 10:1-10
    After a long time of internship, mentoring, and training, as it were, in preparation for what would come next, JESUS’ disciples became apostles. A disciple is one who follows, an apostle is one who is sent out. One is a student the other is a teacher, the first is a follower the other a leader, one follows the Master the other leads others to the Master - JESUS. But note here that even though we move from following to leading this transition is only a state of Holy Ghost maturity and not the student becoming the Master, because we always follow JESUS; we cannot outgrow GOD! Are you ready?

  • jojo diff
    jojo diff 9 months ago

    ru-clip.com/video/_YyARjHs5LI/video.html

  • craig storey
    craig storey 9 months ago

    That was funny but now it's time for you to tell me how to "think" through the medium of "comedy".

  • Tevzzy
    Tevzzy 9 months ago

    Literally sounds like a furry saying

  • Bthsr71
    Bthsr71 9 months ago

    That cat is so typically cat. You have to watch them. I wouldn't let mine anywhere near a priceless painting.
    I am very concerned by the fact that an airline has set a tip precedent, given that a lot of places get away with paying people less because average tip rates are assumed.

  • Jacob Parsons
    Jacob Parsons 9 months ago

    Jokks

  • lyn arsBellica
    lyn arsBellica 9 months ago

    Never build a fire in your boat. You should drill a well.