Female armor: Fantasy vs Reality

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    Was Historical medieval female armor at all similar to how it is often depicted in fantasy art?
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  • Пацантрэ ВащеРебята

    So, basically medieval armor was unisex

  • Daniel Osuna
    Daniel Osuna 4 hours ago +1

    All those dislikes are from feminists

  • Obscured Break
    Obscured Break 19 hours ago

    Shads kink discovered

  • Osorno 1314
    Osorno 1314 Day ago

    The only problem I have with exaggerated boob plates is that if a sword came right on it on the higher end, it could be deflected straight into the neck.

  • Lt. Dan
    Lt. Dan Day ago

    so thats why my Jeans bulge and it looks like i have a raging bone in my pants when i sit down :O

  • SonicBoom501
    SonicBoom501 Day ago

    13:46 happens to me, I think of two different things to say they both come at the same time

  • doopdoop dopdop
    doopdoop dopdop Day ago

    The first time where history and clothing is better to women than fantasy.

  • Thaddeus Chung
    Thaddeus Chung 2 days ago

    Source for image 2:47?

  • evilgame /michael sperling

    Is there app of campfire

  • The Thinking Being
    The Thinking Being 2 days ago

    The armour in video games now would be unable to bend, and the women would barely be able to move around. The male armour' S large shoulderpads would make it impossible to lift or move the arms

  • The Thinking Being
    The Thinking Being 2 days ago

    My wife has been feeling down lately... *"BLACKSMITH!"*
    "Yes, my Lord?"
    *"I want you to forge the biggest cockpiece that has ever been known to mankind"*
    Blacksmith: **stares in awe*

  • Whiskey
    Whiskey 2 days ago

    "boob plate" armor is bad in general cause the space between the breasts can crush the breast bone/ sternum if person was to fall

  • Ryan McGechaen
    Ryan McGechaen 2 days ago

    One of the major reasons why you would never have seen the separate breast cups would have been actual practicality. Having the armour meet in the middle in such a way creates a weak point - a strong enough impact with a blunt weapon could actually collapse the armour at that point and effectively crush the woman's breastbone.

  • Zenia Horbach
    Zenia Horbach 2 days ago

    This is the first video I have seen of yours and I must say; I enjoyed it very much! Very informative, and very entertaining. I didn't even realize the video was 14 minutes long because I was so immersed in it that it felt like a short video and when it was over, I was like "what?! Wait! Nooooo" lol I shall subscribe 🙂 Amazing work good sir!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • Rachel W
    Rachel W 3 days ago

    I feel like even if the plate was relatively thick, if you slid your boobs into those boob pockets on a fantasy chest plate it would still hurt like hell if you took a blow to the chest

  • Sarah Hess
    Sarah Hess 3 days ago

    I have a set of female armor with high tech helmet that has night vision ,heat vision , phone ,internet,camera,sound enhancers,vision enhancers,locking system and targeting software for the gun and the knee blades seem to scare men more then the gun even the other blades that would pierce anybody falling on me and do not really mention or show off the crotch blade and my new armor going to be a porcupine armor and is a experiment to see how many blades a suit of armor can extend and retract into a piece of armor.

  • Vinay Menon
    Vinay Menon 5 days ago +5

    "Is that a metal codpiece or are you just happy to see me?"

  • Acsitram -
    Acsitram - 5 days ago

    I mean women weren't warriors

  • Jon Fernandez
    Jon Fernandez 5 days ago

    The thin waist has always been appealing providing the illusion of a favored physique.
    For men a narrow waist will broaden the shoulders and in some cases (depending on genetics/muscle insertions) will aid in earning the coveted v shaped torso...but that's usually developed lats.
    For women a thin waist provides a more voluptuous physique.
    Thin waists are obtainable through daily stomach vacuums which can be done anywhere, no equipment - a very natural simple exercise.

  • Sergeant Rainstorm
    Sergeant Rainstorm 5 days ago

    Abut what would happen if you got erect while wearing a codpiece

  • Lemon Svarog
    Lemon Svarog 5 days ago

    Valkeries

  • A. C.
    A. C. 5 days ago

    Shad: Medieval armor is actually looks like our modern sexual aesthetic in females.

  • Sean Peacock
    Sean Peacock 6 days ago +1

    My favorite rendition of a cod piece was in the show 'Black Adder'.

  • Graysage
    Graysage 7 days ago

    *This is why I hate historical armor. It appeals to, like, the female fantasy.*

  • Otis Lundahl
    Otis Lundahl 8 days ago +1

    I have a bad feeling that he's gonna catch some flak for this video.

    • Otis Lundahl
      Otis Lundahl 6 days ago +1

      @Emma Lumley I love it when my negative gut feelings are wrong.

    • Emma Lumley
      Emma Lumley 6 days ago +1

      Otis Lundahl 2m views and 82k likes say otherwise

  • Grawrness
    Grawrness 8 days ago

    Would they still fit inside a gambeson ? Some women are particularly more endowed

  • Martezzini Paleton
    Martezzini Paleton 8 days ago

    The amount of sweat in this video is *E X T R A O R D I N A R Y*

  • A_creator's stuff
    A_creator's stuff 8 days ago

    actually there is one thing that would need to be said about female armor, the chest part would be 1 single bulge and not 2, cuz with 2 its possible tor a weapon to get caught between them and more easly break or at the minimum, hit the person full force, with 1 bulge (like we see half the times), as you said for male armor, fuctions as a way for most incomming weapons to slide to the side safely

  • A_creator's stuff
    A_creator's stuff 8 days ago +1

    notices thy bulge
    owo what be thisth



    i cant even write this right...

  • Proteus Black
    Proteus Black 8 days ago

    Samwell Tarly, you've lost weight! Looking good! And I see you're still doing your study as a Maester! Thanks for educating us about armour! Tell Jon Snow we said hi and that he still knows nuthin!

  • A guy with random convictions

    When people ask you why you keep trying to compare fictional stuff in a realistic setting.
    Me: "I guess you haven't seen a nerd before."

  • Yonokawa Shena
    Yonokawa Shena 10 days ago

    why didn't it exist in medieval time? because who in the fuck would want to waste their fucking time trying to make two mountain on the chest region of your armor? like, dude, its really ridiculous. its probably more into the fan service rather than protecting you from harm.

  • AlmostSober
    AlmostSober 11 days ago

    Cleavage.. Probly not going to make to moch difference in being stabbed at. But can easily see why it can make getting cleaved easier. I'd worry about getting axed or hammered dead center.

  • franklin pickle
    franklin pickle 11 days ago

    If you made female armor the point between the breast would be a kill shot. Yhe metal caves in at the middle. So glancing blows wouldn't fly off, instead they would drive to the center point and Pierce it

  • meedogh
    meedogh 11 days ago +4

    And now you have to make a video on Smough's armor from Dark Souls.

  • Joshaqy
    Joshaqy 11 days ago

    In comments wondering if there are triggered feminists

  • Dark Vampire
    Dark Vampire 11 days ago

    Hmmmm... that camp fire thing seems pretty cool especially for some DnD stuff.

  • Igor Voloshin
    Igor Voloshin 11 days ago +6

    Okay, real women warriors existed in many cultures through ages - Scythes, Vikings, Japanese, etc. Still there are no archaeologic evidences of special women armour existence. I believe there were no specifically designed female armours except one case - those could probably existed for women gladiators of Rome, for crowd entertainment purpose.

  • aaro C
    aaro C 12 days ago

    I didn't know you were a writer. What have you written?

  • Bonecrusher27WTF
    Bonecrusher27WTF 12 days ago

    What do you think would be the impact of functionality if the breastplate was 'breasted'? The reason for the dome shape was to help weapons glance off. Would the valley of the cleavage nullify this and be detrimental to the wearer from a defensive point of view?

  • Bonecrusher27WTF
    Bonecrusher27WTF 12 days ago

    That cod piece would make a most tempting target to an enemy.

  • Jm firelord
    Jm firelord 12 days ago

    Just by scrolling down for 2 seconds i can tell this starts from women armor to dicks.

  • Silent Sahara
    Silent Sahara 13 days ago

    today I learned: a cool app like campfire exists

  • Ryan Williams
    Ryan Williams 13 days ago +1

    Chicks could just wear gambeson +chain mail with a belt to bring in accentuation of the feminine shape, plus a helmet, Viking shield, with short sword.
    Alternative weapon? Spear. Either would keep her safe and lethal.
    Chainmail solves all the issues with anatomy challenges of plate armor on those wonderful curves,
    and provides superior stamina, speed, and agility against plate. Chain plus gambeson is proven sufficient to stop most blade strikes any way.

  • Alex Karl
    Alex Karl 14 days ago

    so what you're saying is : most guys in medieval were actually wearing female armor

  • Sargent Schultz
    Sargent Schultz 14 days ago +1

    8:50 bro you better look out for feminists

  • susan aiken
    susan aiken 14 days ago

    whats wrong with the cod[iece... i love looking at them.. lol. they should make pants with them now also. haha

  • Jo Wolf
    Jo Wolf 14 days ago

    I think someone else did a video on this and explained that by creating a bust shape with the armor it would actually direct force into a smaller area (the center space between) and allow for greater damage potential to be done with strikes.

  • sylvain Racine
    sylvain Racine 15 days ago

    sry too much ad. No want to see the video that much

  • lawful neutral
    lawful neutral 15 days ago

    No boob armor = no profit in being a female-knight.

  • AlmostOn TimeHero
    AlmostOn TimeHero 15 days ago

    Women would have totally wanted female boob plate armors. Saying they are unrealistic is a complete fallacy. Women put eye lashes on their cars, and heart shape bumper stickers.

    • Erin Anderson
      Erin Anderson 9 days ago

      @AlmostOn TimeHero Hold on, since when is it human nature to put eyelashes on shit?

    • AlmostOn TimeHero
      AlmostOn TimeHero 9 days ago

      @Erin Anderson it's funny how you think human nature has changed because a few years have passed. It's cute that a nieve way.

    • Erin Anderson
      Erin Anderson 9 days ago

      No, many women actually hate the eyelashes and hearts thing, it's pretty insulting to generalize us like this.

  • AlmostOn TimeHero
    AlmostOn TimeHero 15 days ago

    Boob plate armor, while impractical and bad for fighting, women are still women and they all want to stand out and attract men so thus boob plate armors. Totally believable because modern women wear boob plate armors.

    • Erin Anderson
      Erin Anderson 9 days ago

      @AlmostOn TimeHero Actually, many women are required to wear makeup for work or other events because its socially expected of them, also the yoga pants and miniskirts are often for comfort not vanity, women don't appreciate being leered at for wearing stuff that makes them comfy. Also, showing ones boobs off wasn't a fashion or power statement at the time unlike codpeices.

    • AlmostOn TimeHero
      AlmostOn TimeHero 9 days ago

      @Erin Anderson did you not see the large male cod pieces? Women are just as vain, they would totally do the female equivalent. No one asks or forces them to wear yoga pants, lip stick and mini skirts but they still do.

    • Erin Anderson
      Erin Anderson 9 days ago

      I doubt that any woman serious about using armor to fight would wear boob plate stuff, girls only wear the boob plate stuff for cosplay or because they think it's a comfortable costume.

  • Felix Arthur
    Felix Arthur 15 days ago

    I think that when the dome is just further up on the torso is fine, but when the individual boobs are emphasized it is no longer practical. If a sword strike were to come to one of the breasts, it could slide into the channel in the middle and get caught. Not only that, but I think that the depression between the boobs would dig in somewhat.

  • Christopher Bravo
    Christopher Bravo 15 days ago +1

    We prefer the fictional stuff

  • Shawnee Longbow
    Shawnee Longbow 15 days ago

    That "Hedge Knight" though..

  • Hamish Brayshaw
    Hamish Brayshaw 15 days ago

    You remind me a lot of my English teacher

  • David Navrátil
    David Navrátil 15 days ago

    half way through the video and you keep talking about normal armor, I am not patient, get to the fucking point, dislike

  • senko ukura
    senko ukura 16 days ago

    " let's talk about female armor"
    *shows 10 min of dick armor*

  • FlynnTheRedhead
    FlynnTheRedhead 16 days ago

    8:47 I always hate hearing that, how true is it really?

  • Electorceeper5 Shadow man

    This guy was struggling to talk about this topic

  • Zimmer Barnes
    Zimmer Barnes 16 days ago

    Awesome video and concept! You don't actually have to slam women as weak and cowardly to make your points though! Just a suggestion! Maybe a little more nuance would match better with the overall tone of your content!

  • drzitbag06
    drzitbag06 16 days ago

    pffff it is sad to see a man walking around bushes not to scare SJW people off. women can not CARRY medievil armor. it is even hard to carry for men. women can not fight like men. nobody cares about how women fought cos they did not.

  • Brandon Hey
    Brandon Hey 17 days ago

    I'm thinking about writing a series of stories (neither of them at all related) where the main character resurfaces in every one, starting in Ancient Egypt (around 2500 BC or later (about 2000 BC)) and the latest being the Second World War. There's gonna be some fantasy in the Medieval Period.

  • Lorenzos galaxy
    Lorenzos galaxy 17 days ago

    Grain and mumbo
    Shad and jazza

  • DougtheDonkeyTV
    DougtheDonkeyTV 17 days ago

    Did the amazons have armor?

  • Blek Snek
    Blek Snek 18 days ago

    Not A campfire. That would SILLY!

  • SamWallace Art
    SamWallace Art 18 days ago

    Bet there are AT LEAST three bar-games knights invented around their codpieces.
    Handsies; a bottle balancing game where you can't use your hands.
    Conkers; a smashing game of endurance, codpiece-craft, and courage.
    And, lets not forget the classic, Cockball.

  • TheSealofDoom
    TheSealofDoom 18 days ago

    5:10 S c h l o n g

  • Lionhearte
    Lionhearte 18 days ago +197

    Clicked for boob armor, stayed for *big, girthy, schlong sacks*

    • Smug Dragon
      Smug Dragon 6 days ago +6

      *shows up to class wearing normal clothes except my pants are replaced with medieval armor, codpiece included*

  • Max Powers
    Max Powers 19 days ago

    "Armmerrr"

  • Lasse Munk
    Lasse Munk 19 days ago +1

    Wouldn't a cleavage in the armor have the opposite effect of the mention pacticallity of the domed bust?

  • עמרי טפלא
    עמרי טפלא 20 days ago

    Metal breasts would catch a blow

  • skiingrocks00001
    skiingrocks00001 20 days ago

    3.5k are soft ash mawfks who got offended by the fact that he said men are typically stronger.

  • uglyduckling81
    uglyduckling81 20 days ago

    3:12 Why didn't female boob armour exist? Because typically they are too weak to fight in that heavy armour than even dudes struggle in.
    Plus almost no woman in history have fought.

  • Pingu
    Pingu 20 days ago

    The thinner your waist, the wider your shoulders, chest and back look, so a narrow wasit could be seen as masculine since theres a wider v-taper.

  • Sine Porfa
    Sine Porfa 21 day ago +6

    I am honest this Campfire tool sounds amazing. I think other storytellers might love it too, like Pen&Paper gamemasters or LARP organizers.

  • DannyDaDuffyDucking Daffer

    No cuz their bodies arent as...let's say uniform as males'

  • Kaneda Shotaro
    Kaneda Shotaro 21 day ago

    Nah they just sexualizing armor

  • Jack Johnson
    Jack Johnson 21 day ago

    On a lot of crests and emblems the animals would also have gigantic balls. I once was in Hellbrunn palace (Austria) and there was a goat on a crest with balls larger than its head.

  • Matthew Moseley
    Matthew Moseley 21 day ago

    I am in a cruise around the Mediterranean. There is a cathedral in an island in Spain that has some sculptures depicting a form fitting scale male for female figures. Not a bikini bra but saying there is no president for "sexy, impractical" female armor may be wrong.

  • DigDig1999
    DigDig1999 21 day ago +2

    A bit more plump 🤣 I'm subbing

  • Grandpa
    Grandpa 22 days ago

    Big dick energy has been a thing for centuries

  • Daniel Thomas
    Daniel Thomas 22 days ago

    I believe practically speaking that women's armor would be different in some way to fantasy armor if it was made with present tasty & cultural norms because if it is too form fitting women wearing would not be able to take a deep breath so you need to have some cavities between the women's body & armor so she has the space to take a deep breath. Also with tough or intense physical activity you would need more oxygen to needs of your muscles... to preform to what is required of it but that would also depend on what kind of soldering a person was doing to imagine as to what is best for the individuals needs & the kind of role they played in battle.

  • MJ Holland
    MJ Holland 22 days ago +1

    Do you think part of the reason is so females aren't identified as female during battle? Usually, in shows and movies, they get targetted for being easier opponents (no idea how accurate that is in real life)

  • Sara Samaletdin
    Sara Samaletdin 22 days ago

    I think you are a little optimistic in saying men didn’t say women could not fight, not saying it was the primary reason women didn’t fight.

  • chris buckley
    chris buckley 23 days ago

    Female armor with a single bulge at breast height makes reasonable sense. Ones with individual breast bulges do not. Why? Because plate armor was worn over a hauberk of chain, which was generally worn over a thick cloth (often quilted) underlayer to keep the chain from slicing the chest up. Thus the definition required for individual breast bulges would be lost.

  • hirokinae
    hirokinae 23 days ago

    3.5k feminists were triggered that shad said men are physically stronger than women.

  • VonSchpam
    VonSchpam 23 days ago

    Actually, I'd argue that you might not see armor designed for accentuating female features such as the bust line, even if they could. That's because an armors primary purpose is to protect the warrior inside and to that effect, the priority would be given to the best shapes and proportions that optimize the chances of survival. So, if the domed male breast plate is designed that way so that it increases the chance of lances and sword blows glancing off and away from the body, then adding extra shapes to accentuate the female form, you could actually compromise this benefit and make it harder to deflect blows, trapping them instead.

    In Armored Tank Design, we would call this a "shot trap", where the shape of the armored hull works against the protection of the vehicle by deflecting incoming projectiles into vulnerable areas of the Tank. Such as a rounded Gun Mantlet that bounces shots downward into the hull and turret ring instead of safely away from it.

    The added domes of the bust line might work against the armor like a shot trap, helping to guide blows into the center of the body.

    Further more... despite the theoretical protection problems... Armor is expensive and time consuming to produce as it is. The more complicated and ornate the shape, the more time consuming and difficult it would be to produce. It wouldn't be economical as a practical application outside of ceremonial or decorative purposes to add a bustline to a breast plate, especially if the simpler shape was more effective protection in addition to being easier/cheaper to produce.

  • evan fletcher
    evan fletcher 24 days ago +1

    The modesty's sake me lady cover up yer boob plate

  • Han Lockhart
    Han Lockhart 24 days ago

    I always said that female armours would be `sexualised`, because male fashions in armour in reality were often `sexualised` if you want to use that term. Some male armours had nipples, so female ones (had they xisted) would too. Simple extrapolation and understanding history a little shows this.

  • Ale Zorzi
    Ale Zorzi 24 days ago

    Loved the stuff + such = stuch

  • Tim Schommer
    Tim Schommer 24 days ago

    Wouldn't there be issues with how force is distributed for the styles that were less "dome" and more emphasizing the individual breasts?

  • Paul Jenkins
    Paul Jenkins 24 days ago

    MEN STRONGER THAN WAMYN!?
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • Gator Xv
    Gator Xv 24 days ago

    I like your views and the way you understand history and culture, nobody's left out

  • Adrian Bingham
    Adrian Bingham 25 days ago

    I just found a historical example of female formed armour from 17th century India. A big round pregnant belly seems to be the aesthetic they were going for not quite what we would have in modern fantasy setting. Cobras around the breasts though that's the kind of thing.

    www.christies.com/img/LotImages/2008/NYR/2008_NYR_02112_0370_000().jpg

  • thatguywhodidyourmom
    thatguywhodidyourmom 25 days ago

    If you cant keep track of the characters in your story, what makes you think readers will be able to ?

  • Dante Bond
    Dante Bond 25 days ago

    Why is it that female armor need to be as chiseled as possible?

  • Duke
    Duke 25 days ago

    What if someone fell while wearing the metal codpiece and it indented. Their johnson would be jammed in the cod piece.

  • tomatodamashi
    tomatodamashi 25 days ago

    *Armour. British card revoked

  • TheWtfnonamez
    TheWtfnonamez 26 days ago

    Did they ever make female armor with FOUR breasts?