Top 10 Disastrously Named Consumer Goods

  • Published on Sep 29, 2016
  • Top 10 Disastrously Named Consumer Goods
    This list takes a look at the 10 worst product names of all time. These consumer goods have embarrassing names! Somehow these corporations and companies managed to market products with names that are unfortunately dirty sounding product names, or unfortunately racist!
    00:59 #10. K.U.M. Hair Care
    01:57 #9. Tiddy Bear
    03:01 #8. 66Cold Preparation
    04:00 #7. Ronco Popeil Pocket Fisherman
    05:02 #6. Wunder Boner
    06:08 #5. FAG Detector III
    06:56 #4. Nad’s
    07:50 #3, #2 and #1 ???
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Comments • 813

  • BigSkippy1263
    BigSkippy1263 5 days ago

    There is a coffee shop in Munich called Mister Blecks.

  • Snogard
    Snogard 8 days ago +1

    My family had a Pocket Fisherman when I was kid. Had it for ages. Worked great. It was especially good for young kids because it was pretty easy to use.

  • Nicholas Kaestner
    Nicholas Kaestner 12 days ago

    where is Balzac the fladabil ball?

  • Will Davis
    Will Davis 14 days ago

    People who get offended are easily trolled and it’s so much fun.

  • Brian Fuller
    Brian Fuller 16 days ago

    My wife hates Nads. Creme Betweens, Verginia Lager, 666 Cough medicine and Cemen Dip are all truly unfortunate product names. Soup for Sluts also qualifies.

  • Blueberryymuffin
    Blueberryymuffin 19 days ago

    RIP Grumpy Cat

  • Blueberryymuffin
    Blueberryymuffin 19 days ago

    Is blaxx wrong just because it sounds like blacks? *sigh

  • PaulMichaels2010
    PaulMichaels2010 22 days ago

    You missed "Ayds" diet candy.

  • Milbrae Khen
    Milbrae Khen 25 days ago

    Why is nobody talking about the bitch spray?, I need those

  • Florence Pierce
    Florence Pierce Month ago

    From "Turning heads when you From having Kum in your hair", while hauling in your catch with your "Pocket Fisherman" (with included "Johnson Reel"), that you'll give a run over with the "Wunder Boner", to saying that you're going to work with your "FAG Detector III" while deciding to "Wack Off", there are some pretty horrendous-but-hilarious dodgy product names (even *If* the product in question isn't so dodgy).
    Then there's *"NAD'S"* … Yeah. OK, there's a story & explanation behind this. The name/term "Nads" for gonads/testicles is more of an American thing & this is an Australian product. The woman who created it named it after her daughter Nadine, who everyone called "Nad". Still, they're promoting it in many countries, so they should've thought how truly wrong it sounds! Also - I remember it when it came out: Horrible, *Horrible,* *HORRIBLE,* product. If you *Like* smearing sticky - *Thick*, viscous stuff over the hair that will start *Slooooooowly* but *Painfully* snagging the hairs before you're in any way ready to remove the hairs - then this product is for you - you Masochistic Sickos, You!
    Umm - I forgot the painful "Rexona 24-Hour Intensive 'Pussy Wind' Hello Kitty" deodorant … Thankfully a *Limited Edition*.
    *Pussy WIND?!?!* The mind boggles & goes places it *Just SHOULDN'T!*

  • Jason Juneau
    Jason Juneau Month ago +1

    My optometrist has a glasses cleaner called "Cat crap"

  • Mai Shiranui
    Mai Shiranui Month ago


  • Unity
    Unity Month ago

    Ladies, before you go out for a stroll in the warm summer months, remind your husband to use Wack Off then put KUM in your hair!

  • joy bergemann
    joy bergemann Month ago

    You need to watch Doug Walker. Wonder boner .The wet banana. You and your Johnson (the Johnson is a boat).

  • 1rhpsfan
    1rhpsfan Month ago

    Hey is any body aware of Hello Kitty Vibrators?
    They're a thing.

  • mam362
    mam362 Month ago

    how was tiddy bear a disasterous name? they did it on purpose

  • Oldandwize
    Oldandwize Month ago

    I had a pocket Fisherman and they were damn good until someone broke into my car and stole it.

  • kizzmysass
    kizzmysass Month ago +1

    I know this video is old, but..cmon, the iBeat Blaxx? I'm black and I think it's ridiculous to be mad at that company; it's a simple mistake. How are they supposed to be thinking about English when they're GERMAN? And MANUFACTURERS? Not everyone knows English and not everything revolves around the US and their race culture. People want to be offended by anything nowadays. It diminishes the effect of actual incidents because no one will take us seriously anymore.

  • Appleboy78165
    Appleboy78165 Month ago

    4:52 Johnson Reel? How fitting xD

  • Donny Baker
    Donny Baker Month ago

    6:44 lol OMG that's freakin hilarious!! Haha

  • spud crisp
    spud crisp Month ago

    they sell this at one of the foreign food shops near me
    *edit* the more i think about it from when i saw it in the shop i dont think its a translation issue either i think it is legitimately called fart juice

  • MsJinkerson
    MsJinkerson Month ago

    it's called nards not nads

  • manic mechanic
    manic mechanic Month ago

    I need a can of bitch spray.

  • xxxstubiguyxxx
    xxxstubiguyxxx 2 months ago

    Great god, spat my coffee after hearing the last one.

  • Essence Rascoe
    Essence Rascoe 2 months ago

    Umm....Bona Hard Wood Cleaner?

  • Lucky Joestar
    Lucky Joestar 2 months ago

    8:00 An mp3 player for LAPD officers Stacey Koon and Ted Briceño.

  • spy4863
    spy4863 2 months ago

    You didn’t mention the Ayds diet plan that came out around the mid-80’s- right during the height of the AIDS scare! These chocolates were designed to help you loose weight by suppressing your appetite. “Loose weight with Ayds!” was one of their slogans! Real product folks! You can’t make this stuff up!

  • xVx_L3v1_xVx_KillMe #9943

    Wow, Most I didn't even notice XD
    Innuendos are hidden in plain sight.
    When I read K.U.M. I say K... U... M... Same for D... I... C... I don't read DIY as thee... And pocket fisherman? Far fetched no? XD

  • Jetze Schaafsma
    Jetze Schaafsma 2 months ago +1

    Love the Spinal Tap clip.

  • Jess Hanks
    Jess Hanks 2 months ago

    In the 80s, there was a diet/weight loss chocolate candy thing AYDS, which in and of itself was bad enough, as it was still being advertised as AIDS was clearly on the cultural radar.
    But when I was in 8th grade, a friend of mine and I heard a radio commercial for it which ended with a deep-voiced announcer saying, "Sit back and enjoy AYDS." We laughed hysterically in the back of his dad's open convertible.

  • Nicholas White
    Nicholas White 2 months ago

    no -----ing clue

  • kglaser11
    kglaser11 2 months ago +1

    OMG, how is something called "Child Predator Hands" just an Honorable Mention??

  • Rack Roll
    Rack Roll 3 months ago

    Pocket fisherman is a real reach.

  • Rack Roll
    Rack Roll 3 months ago

    Ben Gay really works.

  • Truth Tv
    Truth Tv 3 months ago

  • dogewithit 17
    dogewithit 17 3 months ago

    I thought number 8 was 69 Cold Penetration

  • luxor1001
    luxor1001 4 months ago

    Stop saying "multiple" so much. "Several," "many," "various," and "numerous" are often more appropriate.

  • Stardust Duck
    Stardust Duck 4 months ago

    AIDS diet candy one word wow 😮

  • Dejay Page
    Dejay Page 4 months ago +1

    People in a board room approved of these

  • Treana Harris
    Treana Harris 4 months ago

    But can you use nads on your nads 🤔

  • Rory O'Brien
    Rory O'Brien 4 months ago +1

    The joke is that these get free advertising

  • UltraNActions
    UltraNActions 5 months ago

    "im not called retarDEX."

  • Shinigami Kitsune
    Shinigami Kitsune 6 months ago

    I bet she would too...

  • Shinigami Kitsune
    Shinigami Kitsune 6 months ago +1

    *I'll have what she's having*

  • Shinigami Kitsune
    Shinigami Kitsune 6 months ago

    *I've Ben-Gay for so long*

  • Shinigami Kitsune
    Shinigami Kitsune 6 months ago

    *-C U M C L E A N-*

  • Coral Layla
    Coral Layla 6 months ago

    Tiddy bear: first world problem.

  • Pamela Mays
    Pamela Mays 7 months ago

    My wife would like that!!

  • amber lawson
    amber lawson 8 months ago

    ooooo avp why

  • Becan Coleman
    Becan Coleman 8 months ago

    AIDS candy bar

  • Cosmik Debris
    Cosmik Debris 8 months ago

    I still smirk at 'Smeg' kitchen products

  • Ashley R
    Ashley R 8 months ago

    What about Hickies for your shoes? Lol I had some before actually 😁

  • Jerimy’s Pop Culture Tops

    The servent waits while the Master baits

  • Larry L Davis Jr
    Larry L Davis Jr 8 months ago +2

    Political correctness needs to end!
    I love I Beat Blaxxx

  • Terilee Bruyere
    Terilee Bruyere 8 months ago

    I've seen a product called "'Dude wipes" in Walmart. Didn't think man asses were harder to wipe...

  • Grundy Peebo
    Grundy Peebo 8 months ago

    i honestly didn't think anything bad of the "pocket fisherman", ya'll are really reaching for guttermind nonsense

  • Humanity is a lost cause Self centered lunatics

    "You'll definitely turn heads when you have KUM in your hair!" OMFG, HAHAHAHAA! I bet!

  • Gary York
    Gary York 8 months ago

    I beat blaxx. sounds like a hobby.

  • OofusTwillip
    OofusTwillip 8 months ago +2

    They forgot the 2 products called "Catch It". One was a disposable cat box. The other was a 2-handled sifter for cleaning your cat's litter box.
    "Keep Catch It in your litter box". (Where else would you keep it???)
    Both are on RU-clip.

  • OofusTwillip
    OofusTwillip 8 months ago +1

    Speaking of "deliberate immature wordplay", Google "WD40 original ad". It's a masterpiece of immature sexual & sexist wordplay from the 1960s.

  • Viridian Sky
    Viridian Sky 9 months ago

    Where's AIDS?

  • William J.
    William J. 9 months ago

    One huge product naming failure, was the diet candy ‘AIDS’. It came out just before the AIDS virus was discovered. Needless to say, it wasn’t very popular.

  • William J.
    William J. 9 months ago

    I actually own a ‘Pocket Fisherman’. I keep it in one of the saddlebags of my motorcycle. It’s gets some laughs, but it does work.

  • William J.
    William J. 9 months ago

    I gave this a ‘Like’ for the Iron Maiden clip.

  • Rob Kirby
    Rob Kirby 9 months ago

    I was laughing so immaturely the whole time I watched this...

  • Timothy Stephenson
    Timothy Stephenson 9 months ago

    10:19 i wonder if trump "grabbed" a can of that

  • Nancy King
    Nancy King 9 months ago

    George Carlin made a joke about kumquats on his comedy album, A Place for My Stuff. It was the segment, "Fussy Eater". It may be on RU-clip.
    I saw The Wunder Boner on The World's Dumbest/Smartest Inventions. The cast made jokes about it. That, and the "Stashitware", that didn't make this list.

  • Georgee The GeNeSiS
    Georgee The GeNeSiS 9 months ago

    Johnson's Bitch Spray! I died

    • AnimeLover
      AnimeLover 9 months ago

      Georgee The GeNeSiS
      Lol we all know someone who needs that spray ;)

  • Manta Rainbow
    Manta Rainbow 9 months ago

    GOD I love this channel bwhahah❤️❤️❤️

  • Craig Usselman
    Craig Usselman 9 months ago

    it would hurt to use nads on yer nads,

  • Laura Fitzpatrick
    Laura Fitzpatrick 9 months ago

    Child predator hands omg

  • Alyssia Taylor
    Alyssia Taylor 9 months ago +1

    Do companies not hear names like 'I beat blacks' and think it sounds bad or what? 😂

  • Scott Forster
    Scott Forster 9 months ago

    Do you know how much fun it is to make double entendre with my 35 year old Ford Probe???

  • Jamaul Jeffries
    Jamaul Jeffries 9 months ago +1

    You guys miss the AIDS weight loss

  • ShmooieLowenstein
    ShmooieLowenstein 9 months ago

    0:36: "We're also excluding novelty products that are designed, first and foremost, to make people laugh."
    01:57: "#9: Tiddy Bear!"

  • banana_guy
    banana_guy 9 months ago

    Ok, throw me into jail or something but #3 is pretty damn funny. Just how does this even happens?
    Also, I have #6 in my pants every morning

  • Dontdriveat88
    Dontdriveat88 9 months ago

    I'm going to point out that my keyboard uses Cherry MX Browns.

  • Dontdriveat88
    Dontdriveat88 9 months ago

    I like to think the Pocket Fisherman has a huge asset to really reel her in

  • Operator Sarge
    Operator Sarge 9 months ago

    You know, I am an incredibly pervy immature dude but "Pocket Fisherman" doesnt sound dirty to me :'(

  • CrazyBear65
    CrazyBear65 9 months ago

    A "neesh" product? I think you meant a niche product. Niche rhymes with bitch. Finding a niche in the wall to introduce this bitch to my wunder boner, but she blasted my wunder boner with her pussy wind... Pocket fisherman wasn't weird, not as weird as Ronco head paint for bad comb-overs...

  • Suntanglory
    Suntanglory 9 months ago

    FAG is the name of the company, not the product. You could as well make jokes about all of their products (they make bearings and couplings and other stuff like that). This one is a stretch.

  • MagickNoire
    MagickNoire 9 months ago

    1:54 oh am dying yes you certainly will i don’t doubt that for a second!!😂 We don’t have hilarious pathetic euphemism tv adverts like America they wouldn’t work!!

  • KoleXJericho4eva
    KoleXJericho4eva 9 months ago

    Mmmmmmm this got me laughing
    ah the human vernacular

    BRONZE AUSSIE 9 months ago

    Are black people so racist that the word black is offensive to them. Issues people

    MLASELU 9 months ago

    That "deeply unfunny uncle" sounds kind of funny to me.

  • SashyGryphyth
    SashyGryphyth 9 months ago

    Now anyone can have nads. Ah the modern age. Lol

  • Brett Prior
    Brett Prior 10 months ago

    Pussy wind deodorant ... Bitch spray ... lolz

  • azraelbatosi
    azraelbatosi 10 months ago +1

    Pocket fisherman was a bit of a stretch...

  • fosknine9
    fosknine9 10 months ago

    I never thought of the Pocket Fisherman as a sexual reference. I do remember hearing about something called the 'Pocket Pal', which was a pocket-sized fake vagina... lol
    Say what you want but the Pocket Fisherman was actually a great product and a LOT of them were sold and they worked great. I bought one around 1980 and I loved that thing. I always kept it in my car and, living in south Florida, used it often and caught lots of fish with it but sometime in the late 90's I loaned it out and never got it back. BASTARD.

  • Michael Weidenhamer
    Michael Weidenhamer 10 months ago


  • oh yeah, I'm necrophile
    oh yeah, I'm necrophile 10 months ago

    I’m not gay

  • JM Cee
    JM Cee 10 months ago

    I live near a restaurant originally called "Fu King Chinese Food." After years of eating there and laughing about it, they sold the business to new owners who renamed it "Food King Chinese Food." Not nearly as funny. I still wish I'd asked a worker for one of the original t-shirts they worked in.

  • TheTubeLovers
    TheTubeLovers 10 months ago +1

    I remember some of these commercials on TV.

  • Nate Romanowski
    Nate Romanowski 10 months ago

    Fuck you (shit cunts)

  • 20angeleyes20
    20angeleyes20 10 months ago

    I've found a couple of energy drink's that in fact made me laugh so much that it made me have tears. But two or more years later they were taken off the shelf. One was called Big Cock and the other was called Pussy, as funny as the name's were they tasted really good for energy drinks.

  • Nick Taylor
    Nick Taylor 10 months ago +1

    How many people mistakely use whack off as a personal lube Oh well as long as it works

  • Phantomthecat
    Phantomthecat 10 months ago

    I almost choked on my breakfast at that last one...

  • Jay Harter
    Jay Harter 10 months ago

    I shave my head, so when I have KUM on my head people really take notice.

  • Saxysaboy77
    Saxysaboy77 10 months ago

    Johnson Bitch Spray? When does a Johnson get a bitch?

  • Kenny Roche
    Kenny Roche 10 months ago

    King Dick tools