Top 10 Disastrously Named Consumer Goods


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  • Stardust Duck
    Stardust Duck 9 дней назад

    AIDS diet candy one word wow 😮

  • Dejay Page
    Dejay Page 14 дней назад

    People in a board room approved of these

  • Treana Harris
    Treana Harris 20 дней назад

    But can you use nads on your nads 🤔

  • Rory O'Brien
    Rory O'Brien 23 дня назад

    The joke is that these get free advertising

  • UltraNActions
    UltraNActions Месяц назад

    "im not called retarDEX."

  • Shinigami Kitsune
    Shinigami Kitsune 2 месяца назад

    I bet she would too...

  • Shinigami Kitsune
    Shinigami Kitsune 2 месяца назад

    *I'll have what she's having*

  • Shinigami Kitsune
    Shinigami Kitsune 2 месяца назад

    *I've Ben-Gay for so long*

  • Shinigami Kitsune
    Shinigami Kitsune 2 месяца назад

    *-C U M C L E A N-*

  • Coral Layla
    Coral Layla 2 месяца назад

    Tiddy bear: first world problem.

  • Pamela Mays
    Pamela Mays 3 месяца назад

    My wife would like that!!

  • amber lawson
    amber lawson 3 месяца назад

    ooooo avp why

  • Becan Coleman
    Becan Coleman 3 месяца назад

    AIDS candy bar

  • Cosmik Debris
    Cosmik Debris 4 месяца назад

    I still smirk at 'Smeg' kitchen products

  • Ashley R
    Ashley R 4 месяца назад

    What about Hickies for your shoes? Lol I had some before actually 😁

  • Jerimy’s Pop Culture Tops
    Jerimy’s Pop Culture Tops 4 месяца назад +2

    The servent waits while the Master baits

  • Larry L Davis Jr
    Larry L Davis Jr 4 месяца назад +2

    Political correctness needs to end!
    I love I Beat Blaxxx

  • Terilee Bruyere
    Terilee Bruyere 4 месяца назад

    I've seen a product called "'Dude wipes" in Walmart. Didn't think man asses were harder to wipe...

  • Grundy Peebo
    Grundy Peebo 4 месяца назад

    i honestly didn't think anything bad of the "pocket fisherman", ya'll are really reaching for guttermind nonsense

  • Humanity is a lost cause Self centered lunatics

    "You'll definitely turn heads when you have KUM in your hair!" OMFG, HAHAHAHAA! I bet!

  • Gary York
    Gary York 4 месяца назад

    I beat blaxx. sounds like a hobby.

  • OofusTwillip
    OofusTwillip 4 месяца назад +1

    They forgot the 2 products called "Catch It". One was a disposable cat box. The other was a 2-handled sifter for cleaning your cat's litter box.
    "Keep Catch It in your litter box". (Where else would you keep it???)
    Both are on RU-clip.

  • OofusTwillip
    OofusTwillip 4 месяца назад +1

    Speaking of "deliberate immature wordplay", Google "WD40 original ad". It's a masterpiece of immature sexual & sexist wordplay from the 1960s.

  • Ziggy Lorenz
    Ziggy Lorenz 4 месяца назад

    Kum and go dick sporting goods. Cooter burger. Tops and bottoms.

  • Viridian Sky
    Viridian Sky 5 месяцев назад

    Where's AIDS?

  • William J.
    William J. 5 месяцев назад

    One huge product naming failure, was the diet candy ‘AIDS’. It came out just before the AIDS virus was discovered. Needless to say, it wasn’t very popular.

  • William J.
    William J. 5 месяцев назад

    I actually own a ‘Pocket Fisherman’. I keep it in one of the saddlebags of my motorcycle. It’s gets some laughs, but it does work.

  • William J.
    William J. 5 месяцев назад

    I gave this a ‘Like’ for the Iron Maiden clip.

  • Rob Kirby
    Rob Kirby 5 месяцев назад

    I was laughing so immaturely the whole time I watched this...

  • Timothy Stephenson
    Timothy Stephenson 5 месяцев назад

    10:19 i wonder if trump "grabbed" a can of that

  • Nancy King
    Nancy King 5 месяцев назад

    George Carlin made a joke about kumquats on his comedy album, A Place for My Stuff. It was the segment, "Fussy Eater". It may be on RU-clip.
    I saw The Wunder Boner on The World's Dumbest/Smartest Inventions. The cast made jokes about it. That, and the "Stashitware", that didn't make this list.

  • Georgee The GeNeSiS
    Georgee The GeNeSiS 5 месяцев назад

    Johnson's Bitch Spray! I died

    • AnimeLover
      AnimeLover 5 месяцев назад

      Georgee The GeNeSiS
      Lol we all know someone who needs that spray ;)

  • Manta Rainbow
    Manta Rainbow 5 месяцев назад

    GOD I love this channel bwhahah❤️❤️❤️

  • Russell Jalette
    Russell Jalette 5 месяцев назад

    White power tooth whitening

  • Craig Usselman
    Craig Usselman 5 месяцев назад

    it would hurt to use nads on yer nads,

  • Laura Fitzpatrick
    Laura Fitzpatrick 5 месяцев назад

    Child predator hands omg

  • Alyssia Taylor
    Alyssia Taylor 5 месяцев назад

    Do companies not hear names like 'I beat blacks' and think it sounds bad or what? 😂

  • Scott Forster
    Scott Forster 5 месяцев назад

    Do you know how much fun it is to make double entendre with my 35 year old Ford Probe???

  • Jamaul Jeffries
    Jamaul Jeffries 5 месяцев назад

    You guys miss the AIDS weight loss

  • ShmooieLowenstein
    ShmooieLowenstein 5 месяцев назад

    0:36: "We're also excluding novelty products that are designed, first and foremost, to make people laugh."
    01:57: "#9: Tiddy Bear!"

  • banana_guy
    banana_guy 5 месяцев назад

    Ok, throw me into jail or something but #3 is pretty damn funny. Just how does this even happens?
    Also, I have #6 in my pants every morning

  • Dontdriveat88
    Dontdriveat88 5 месяцев назад

    I'm going to point out that my keyboard uses Cherry MX Browns.

  • Dontdriveat88
    Dontdriveat88 5 месяцев назад

    I like to think the Pocket Fisherman has a huge asset to really reel her in

  • Operator Sarge
    Operator Sarge 5 месяцев назад

    You know, I am an incredibly pervy immature dude but "Pocket Fisherman" doesnt sound dirty to me :'(

  • CrazyBear65
    CrazyBear65 5 месяцев назад

    A "neesh" product? I think you meant a niche product. Niche rhymes with bitch. Finding a niche in the wall to introduce this bitch to my wunder boner, but she blasted my wunder boner with her pussy wind... Pocket fisherman wasn't weird, not as weird as Ronco head paint for bad comb-overs...

  • Suntanglory
    Suntanglory 5 месяцев назад

    FAG is the name of the company, not the product. You could as well make jokes about all of their products (they make bearings and couplings and other stuff like that). This one is a stretch.

  • MagickNoire
    MagickNoire 5 месяцев назад

    1:54 oh am dying yes you certainly will i don’t doubt that for a second!!😂 We don’t have hilarious pathetic euphemism tv adverts like America they wouldn’t work!!

  • KoleXJericho4eva
    KoleXJericho4eva 5 месяцев назад

    Mmmmmmm this got me laughing
    ah the human vernacular

    BRONZE AUSSIE 5 месяцев назад

    Are black people so racist that the word black is offensive to them. Issues people

    MLASELU 5 месяцев назад

    That "deeply unfunny uncle" sounds kind of funny to me.

  • SashyGryphyth
    SashyGryphyth 5 месяцев назад

    Now anyone can have nads. Ah the modern age. Lol

  • Brett Prior
    Brett Prior 5 месяцев назад

    Pussy wind deodorant ... Bitch spray ... lolz

  • azraelbatosi
    azraelbatosi 5 месяцев назад

    Pocket fisherman was a bit of a stretch...

  • fosknine9
    fosknine9 6 месяцев назад

    I never thought of the Pocket Fisherman as a sexual reference. I do remember hearing about something called the 'Pocket Pal', which was a pocket-sized fake vagina... lol
    Say what you want but the Pocket Fisherman was actually a great product and a LOT of them were sold and they worked great. I bought one around 1980 and I loved that thing. I always kept it in my car and, living in south Florida, used it often and caught lots of fish with it but sometime in the late 90's I loaned it out and never got it back. BASTARD.

  • Michael Weidenhamer
    Michael Weidenhamer 6 месяцев назад


  • - /die\ -
    - /die\ - 6 месяцев назад

    I’m not gay

  • JM Cee
    JM Cee 6 месяцев назад

    I live near a restaurant originally called "Fu King Chinese Food." After years of eating there and laughing about it, they sold the business to new owners who renamed it "Food King Chinese Food." Not nearly as funny. I still wish I'd asked a worker for one of the original t-shirts they worked in.

  • TheTubeLovers
    TheTubeLovers 6 месяцев назад +1

    I remember some of these commercials on TV.

  • Nate Romanowski
    Nate Romanowski 6 месяцев назад

    Fuck you (shit cunts)

  • 20angeleyes20
    20angeleyes20 6 месяцев назад

    I've found a couple of energy drink's that in fact made me laugh so much that it made me have tears. But two or more years later they were taken off the shelf. One was called Big Cock and the other was called Pussy, as funny as the name's were they tasted really good for energy drinks.

  • Nick Taylor
    Nick Taylor 6 месяцев назад

    How many people mistakely use whack off as a personal lube Oh well as long as it works

  • Phantomthecat
    Phantomthecat 6 месяцев назад

    I almost choked on my breakfast at that last one...

  • Jay Harter
    Jay Harter 6 месяцев назад

    I shave my head, so when I have KUM on my head people really take notice.

  • Saxysaboy77
    Saxysaboy77 6 месяцев назад

    Johnson Bitch Spray? When does a Johnson get a bitch?

  • Kenny Roche
    Kenny Roche 6 месяцев назад

    King Dick tools

  • OneThousandHomoDJs
    OneThousandHomoDJs 6 месяцев назад

    Best use of Iron Maiden in a WM clip so far.

  • EspoJason
    EspoJason 6 месяцев назад

    How isn't Ayds diet pills NOT on this list???!!!?!!!?!

  • Richard Rasmussen
    Richard Rasmussen 6 месяцев назад


  • hplexmark1
    hplexmark1 6 месяцев назад +1

    Re: The FAG product...If you have ever been to the town of Truro in Nova Scotia ( up until a few years ago) or driven by it on the highway ( up until a few years ago) you will be familiar with the FAG sign right at the side of the road (- it was a company named FAG Bearings

  • MiniLemmy
    MiniLemmy 6 месяцев назад

    There is a Scandinavian chewing gum called ‘Spunk’ (British slang for semen)

  • Pierre Pellerin
    Pierre Pellerin 6 месяцев назад

    the Suzuki Every Joy Pop Turbo, a mini van and you also have the Daihatsu Naked Be-Pal, another mini van produce in the early 2000.

  • Dusk Bringer
    Dusk Bringer 6 месяцев назад

    I think they were really fishing there when they included that Pocket Fisherman. It's really not that dirty or sinister.

  • Ichigo A Panchal
    Ichigo A Panchal 6 месяцев назад

    i need some pussy wind now

  • CrazyClara101
    CrazyClara101 6 месяцев назад

    Ayds chocolate isn’t on here so I don’t care

  • November Lowry
    November Lowry 6 месяцев назад

    These lists would be much better without the movie/TV clips, they're fuckin' annoying!

  • omega2k1969
    omega2k1969 6 месяцев назад

    I'm putting Kum in my hair, getting pussy wind, and a wonder boner for my husband! Lmao!!!

  • UE UE
    UE UE 6 месяцев назад

    i wanna be a tiddy bear

  • TB Tabby
    TB Tabby 6 месяцев назад

    How did you miss the appetite-suppressing candy from the 70s and 80s called Ayds?

    • The Metal Fan
      The Metal Fan 6 месяцев назад

      TB Tabby They said they are excluding food products and will have a list of their own.

  • The Metal Fan
    The Metal Fan 6 месяцев назад

    What about Retard Capsules?

  • ladycplum
    ladycplum 6 месяцев назад +26

    I actually used Nads once. Felt like my epidermis was being pulled out alongside the hair. And how could you leave out the Aydz diet candy?

    • Humanity is a lost cause Self centered lunatics
      Humanity is a lost cause Self centered lunatics 4 месяца назад

      Nutter Butter.

    • omega2k1969
      omega2k1969 6 месяцев назад

      I remember when Nads first came out. I bought it. My husband always laughs at that one.

    • The Metal Fan
      The Metal Fan 6 месяцев назад

      ladycplum It's not fake. You can even find vintage cans of it for sale.

    • ladycplum
      ladycplum 6 месяцев назад

      Please tell me that's a frigging way...
      I tried to find a pic of it, but none of them are in English, but there's a Chinese "blood nourishing paste" called Ass Glue

    • The Metal Fan
      The Metal Fan 6 месяцев назад +1

      ladycplum How about this?

  • Luiz Fernando do Nascimento
    Luiz Fernando do Nascimento 6 месяцев назад +2

    They don't help their case when they say you'll turn heads when you have KUM in your hair...

  • heimdall1973
    heimdall1973 6 месяцев назад

    How about a car called Plague by Ford?

    Slovene word for plague is "kuga".

  • Recon3Y3z
    Recon3Y3z 6 месяцев назад +1

    OK, I was just watching until the FAG Detector came on, then I blew snot outta my nose not expecting something so funny.

  • AnimeLover
    AnimeLover 6 месяцев назад

    Lol the names of some products! 😋😋

  • RoseShell Hudson
    RoseShell Hudson 7 месяцев назад

    Is “Nads” not “Nair” now?

  • mr kat
    mr kat 7 месяцев назад

    Ha. Johnson reel.

  • Oliver Clegg
    Oliver Clegg 7 месяцев назад

    The best name on the list was the first name on the list, "kum"

  • Ziona U
    Ziona U 7 месяцев назад

    “Pussy wind” 💀💀💀

  • FaithMidnight
    FaithMidnight 7 месяцев назад

    Pedi-file a mashup of the words pedicure and file, marketed as a callus remover

  • Михаил Кесельман
    Михаил Кесельман 7 месяцев назад

    *I B E A T B L A X X*

  • Saeed Gonzalez
    Saeed Gonzalez 7 месяцев назад

    Hey thats funny cuz i once saw "k.u.m" bottles in a costco then i bought a couple and gave it to my thotty ex it

  • Manny Zozaya
    Manny Zozaya 7 месяцев назад

    Buy your bitch some bitch spray. Bitches love bitch spray. Lol

  • zachary fox
    zachary fox 7 месяцев назад

    pussy wind aka canned queef

  • Idatria Brown
    Idatria Brown 7 месяцев назад

    There was a restaurant named chi chi's . In Spanish it means breasts

    • Idatria Brown
      Idatria Brown 6 месяцев назад

      The Metal Fan you know, I will look into it.

    • The Metal Fan
      The Metal Fan 6 месяцев назад

      Idatria Brown Is there any language where a word or name isn't offensive?

  • jennifer amundson
    jennifer amundson 7 месяцев назад

    When I was a kid I got a little chick in my Easter basket that laid eggs. The name? Lil' Pecker. I shit you not

  • Shroom Duke
    Shroom Duke 7 месяцев назад

    We had a welding shop next door called "Superior Erections"!

  • GodslaveRocks
    GodslaveRocks 7 месяцев назад

    What about Johnson Wax?

  • Layton Tapley
    Layton Tapley 7 месяцев назад

    your k8nda tender and sensitive if "blaxx" offends

  • Manny Brum
    Manny Brum 7 месяцев назад

    There was a toy called the balzac in the 90s.

  • Rakibul Islam
    Rakibul Islam 7 месяцев назад

    k.u.m. should have been no. 1. Period.