PETA Forgot To Correct These Anti-Animal Phrases

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  • Published on Dec 6, 2018
  • PETA volunteered alternatives to 'anti-animal phrases' like 'kill two birds with one stone' and 'beat a dead horse.' But they missed a few.
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  • Lime Eirfan
    Lime Eirfan 3 days ago

    Just wait until Elon Musk buys PETA and delete them.

  • vvgamer
    vvgamer 21 day ago

    PETA: Phrases that trivialize cruelty to animals will vanish.

    Me: no u

  • Cobra Coral
    Cobra Coral 26 days ago

    asshole

  • Cee Nova
    Cee Nova Month ago

    Don't go on as WILD spruce race!

  • Bendy Kirby
    Bendy Kirby Month ago

    *The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse*
    Famine: PETA
    Death: Global Warming Deniers
    War: Flat Earthers
    Pestilence: Anti-Vaxxers

  • Tbone Mr. Meme
    Tbone Mr. Meme Month ago

    Ooh snap this is amazing

  • DARIAN WHITON
    DARIAN WHITON Month ago

    Wow I hate peta, I..I mean peta bread, there we go

  • Tin Bang
    Tin Bang Month ago

    Instead of saying “pig-headed”
    Say “PETA-headed”

  • Bendy Kirby
    Bendy Kirby Month ago

    PETA in a nutshell:
    ☺️👍 Trying to correct simple phrases because they have animal “cruelty” in them while dissing an actual wildlife conservationist and euthanizing innocent animals
    😑👎 Actually helping animals

  • Kaiser Isaiah Foo
    Kaiser Isaiah Foo Month ago

    I would try these phrases, they sound kind of nice.

  • yetanothervegan
    yetanothervegan Month ago

    this could have actually been amusing if the host and the audience didn't afterwards go home to dine on the bodies of needlessly killed sentient animals.

  • Faddey fox
    Faddey fox Month ago

    Thanks peta for showing theres more than one way to skin a cat

  • Lachy Davies
    Lachy Davies Month ago

    PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS

  • PSCGaming 7600
    PSCGaming 7600 2 months ago

    Love ya steve

  • Ender ben animations
    Ender ben animations 2 months ago

    Yeah well now they have attacked steve irwin, of all people. 😡😡

  • The Swagnezone
    The Swagnezone 2 months ago

    Do you think one day that PETA will say
    "April fools, a company as daft as ours couldn't possibly be real... It is still April right?"

  • GengoMain
    GengoMain 2 months ago

    PETA’s full of sociopaths lmao

  • Ezra Bean
    Ezra Bean 2 months ago +1

    Oh um well, we uh, um, - PETA

  • brendon lewis
    brendon lewis 2 months ago

    Lol thanks for the laugh

  • Dalekov
    Dalekov 2 months ago

    Can we just shut down PETA please this is the only outcome of the PETA-Internet War I would except

  • Daniel Murrill
    Daniel Murrill 2 months ago

    "Peta loves animals" should be "Peta "frees" animals by taking and killing them while hating animal lovers like Steve Irwin"

  • Gamer's Gazette
    Gamer's Gazette 2 months ago

    Anyone here after the Steve Erwin incident, because I certainly am

  • DabberDeveloper 5
    DabberDeveloper 5 2 months ago

    Instead of saying
    I don’t like T-series
    Say
    I don’t like PETA and T-series

  • Deep Dish
    Deep Dish 2 months ago

    And no more choking my chicken or spanking the monkey
    I got a divorce
    I'm back in the game

  • mini masked entertainment

    Where's peta comment? Do they already know they cant win?

  • E A SPORPS its in the dlc

    wait the giraffe one is real

  • E A SPORPS its in the dlc

    well steve we dont always meet eye to eye always this is one of the times we do

  • Sir Jedsalot
    Sir Jedsalot 2 months ago

    Do one on insulting Steve Irwin

  • Meh My Life
    Meh My Life 2 months ago

    And now they've managed to piss of an entire country.
    Never. Ever. Insult. Steve Irwin.
    Or the whole country of Australia will destroy you

  • Musa Eletabi
    Musa Eletabi 2 months ago

    Its good to see the main stream media bashing on peta

  • Tristen Womack
    Tristen Womack 2 months ago

    Peta tries to do good
    PETA FAILS TO DO GOOD

  • Spider Lilly
    Spider Lilly 2 months ago +1

    0:05 oh I don’t know, insulting Steve Irwin?

  • Nadz
    Nadz 2 months ago

    Do the animals even care though?

  • The Once-ler
    The Once-ler 2 months ago

    What if I bought PETA
    And deleted it?
    hmm

  • Raphael Sanchez
    Raphael Sanchez 2 months ago

    The best part about this is you can put @peta and #donate in any sentence and the bot will reply.

  • Cat Boi
    Cat Boi 3 months ago

    Is this real?

  • Kryo The Night
    Kryo The Night 3 months ago

    The first time I agreed with Stephen Colbert this is utterly stupid.

  • Thats Guy
    Thats Guy 3 months ago

    Oh now some joke or a way to talk is a way that hurt animal? Nice PETA

  • minted salt
    minted salt 3 months ago +1

    Wait animals can read?

  • F is the bomb
    F is the bomb 3 months ago

    Hope they dont ruin good vegan people such as Joaquin phoenix

  • jonathan marcellano
    jonathan marcellano 3 months ago

    THEY ARE OVEEFEEEDING HORSES

  • Fire and Ice
    Fire and Ice 3 months ago

    Heh got blocked from their Twitter

  • last shadow
    last shadow 3 months ago

    lets put a bunch of these PETA folks in a ring with few lions and crocodiles

  • Albert Martin
    Albert Martin 3 months ago +1

    I agree with them.

  • Whisky Warrior old 45
    Whisky Warrior old 45 3 months ago

    Just finished a nice juicy stake ....thought you would want to know.

  • dave jones
    dave jones 3 months ago

    I mean really what a bunch of fuckwits.

  • Freakin Fisherman
    Freakin Fisherman 4 months ago +1

    The only Stephen Colbert video I’ll like
    Great job👍🏻

  • AquaticTuber
    AquaticTuber 4 months ago

    So funny ☯

  • Marcus Trelle
    Marcus Trelle 4 months ago

    You can't just rhyme a phrase with similar sounding words and have the same meaning.

  • Clara Montgomery
    Clara Montgomery 4 months ago

    I missed his comedy without having to mention donald trump....

  • a pigeon
    a pigeon 4 months ago

    Why does Peta wanna change some old sayings?

  • redc
    redc 4 months ago

    this show is definitely bringing home the bacon.

  • Peri
    Peri 4 months ago

    i hate that veganism is usually seen as directly related to PETA. they make us seem like radicals who will yell at you if you eat a steak or cry when you cook eggs. i really believe they're the reason a good amount of people see vegans as annoying spineless pricks. they're certainly not practicing what they preach.

    • Be N S O N
      Be N S O N 4 months ago +1

      Peri “controlled opposition” is a cliched and almost always wrong accusation, but jeez PETA makes it easy to levy. If I were a factory farming industry lead who wanted to make animal rights activists look stupid and insane, PETA would make an excellent model to copy.

  • Chet Brinkley
    Chet Brinkley 4 months ago

    Elf ear boy has eaten many petas.

  • Luigi Potter
    Luigi Potter 4 months ago

    We need to send PETA Arby's ads

  • the avocado
    the avocado 4 months ago

    It's funny cus I'm an activist but peta goes tooooo far

  • Callum
    Callum 4 months ago +1

    I never understood what it means to treat animals ethnically

  • Taylor Kathryn
    Taylor Kathryn 5 months ago

    Now I wanna kill two birds with one bird

  • jason thomas
    jason thomas 5 months ago

    We can kill human babies but not animals

  • FalloutJack
    FalloutJack 5 months ago

    Pull the flower by the thorns?
    THAT'S ANTI-PLANTISM!
    *Launches a cow at Peta via the Monty Python Frenchmen*

  • Michael Peyser
    Michael Peyser 5 months ago

    He should make fun of Gender pronouns next. Oh wait. Stephen Colbert is a stupid liberal that would rather make fun of animal rights.

  • Jay McPherson
    Jay McPherson 5 months ago

    If PETA officially used this glorious Mike Vick dogfighting PSA, people might actually respect them (not really... but it's an improvement
    ru-clip.com/video/4kuUKeGo59Q/video.html

  • MrBiscuits
    MrBiscuits 5 months ago

    This was the thing that brought everyone together, no matter what they eat

  • Holy Bat Fart!
    Holy Bat Fart! 5 months ago

    Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nipping at your nose. Yule Tide carols being sung by a choir and folks dressed up like eskimos. Everybody knows some tofu and some mistletoe, help to make the season bright. Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow, will find it hard to sleep tonight. They know that Santa's on his way. He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh. And every mother's child is going to spy, to see if hoversleighs really know how to fly. And so I'm offering this simple phrase, to kids from 1 to 92. Although it's been said many times many ways, Merry Christmas to you.

  • Mel Marshmellow aka Suga's Fresh Salad

    I understand that people think it's unethical to harm animals, but phrases? PETA really trying to restrict art and figurative language because it supposed influences harm to animals? screw off.

  • SmugRoom38
    SmugRoom38 5 months ago

    To “feed a fed horse” means you’re foundering the horse, which would make the horse sick and ultimately die

  • Evelyn Tellex
    Evelyn Tellex 5 months ago

    Still saying these.🤗

  • Anomish Fish
    Anomish Fish 5 months ago

    Anyone else notice 1:50-2:08?

  • onequartercanadian
    onequartercanadian 5 months ago

    This is amazing

  • noddιe ɔ (ιnғp aғ)
    noddιe ɔ (ιnғp aғ) 5 months ago +1

    Now, opening a 'can of worms' is a good thing. (Unless a fisherman does the 'opening').

  • J Paterson
    J Paterson 5 months ago

    Why would changing phrases be a bad thing? Is Peta holding a knife to your throat? No, they're not forcing you to do anything but think. Being cognizant of what your saying is actually a very good thing. There are so many animal abusers out there. People, who get their jollies out of inflicting pain on the vulnerable, whether animal or human. Animal abuse is one of the signs of a psychopath or sociopath on their way to becoming a serial killer.

  • Crow [x]
    Crow [x] 5 months ago

    PETA is an insult to actual activists working to make the world better

  • Tristan Möller
    Tristan Möller 5 months ago

    Peta solving the worlds biggest problems once again!

  • Brent Abel
    Brent Abel 5 months ago

    I actually like take the rose by the thorns. Its kind of elegant. Doesn't invite the same feeling as take the bull by the horns, so I mean, not really a replacement for it

  • Speak the Truth
    Speak the Truth 5 months ago

    PETA long ago became PITA.

  • mirinae
    mirinae 5 months ago

    PeTA: people for the ETHICAL treatment of animals.
    So many PeTA hate commenters! Please just hold a moment and think about if you want your pet animal or your children or your family members or whales or dolphins, orangutans, elephants, polar bears to be treated like the way we treat the animals which are supposed to be utilized for us.
    If you refuse to do that you are in terms of ethics not any better than Trump, the greedy people behind the GOP or the slave holders of the past.
    Sorry that you are so unreflected.

  • Elizabeth Ramirez
    Elizabeth Ramirez 5 months ago +3

    I'm just so used to saying, "let's lock this giraffe in an abandoned laundromat and emotionally abuse it until it doesn't know who to trust anymore." Rolls right off the tongue.

  • chris675392
    chris675392 5 months ago

    So Peta wants people to stop eating animals and one of their claims is that animal farms are the leading cause to methane exposure to the atmosphere, and its worth noting that methane is 25x worse than CO2 as a greenhouse gas. So they wanna help the climate and yet youre making fun of them for wanting that but you'll bash on Trump for something similar. Dont be a hypocrite.

    • chris675392
      chris675392 5 months ago

      +mech5 fab www.epa.gov/ghgemissions/overview-greenhouse-gases
      Enteric fermentaion 26%, manure management 10%, and a little part of other maybe like 3%. Which equates to 39% of methane released into the atmosphere and caused by factory farms.

    • mech5 fab
      mech5 fab 5 months ago

      chris675392 note your sources please.

  • David Hibbs
    David Hibbs 5 months ago +2

    Haven't seen Stephen crack up on air since "Munchma Quichi".

  • PK4675
    PK4675 5 months ago

    How ignorant to think our species' problems are more important than others, when we are causing them harm.

  • flnthrn2
    flnthrn2 5 months ago +3

    PETA
    People Eating Tasty Animals

  • discipleofsakura
    discipleofsakura 5 months ago +4

    I love when the comedian loses his composure.

  • ioana ilea
    ioana ilea 5 months ago

    the US is so stupid peta might just win

  • ceruchi
    ceruchi 5 months ago +1

    PETA members are some pretty unethical animals themselves.

  • Teddy Kurniawan
    Teddy Kurniawan 5 months ago

    Lets tag our delicious steak dinner to peta

  • Joe Jupiter
    Joe Jupiter 5 months ago

    Language is something that evolves by itself, you can't force it to change overnight.
    I actually think at some point there will be much more vegans than non-vegans and at a later point, it will probably even be illegal to eat animals. But that day is still far away and before that day the language won't evolve to that point by itself.
    So I think today it makes much more sense and would help more animals and the envoirenment to make it easier for people to go vegan and tell them why it makes sense than to tell them how they should talk.

  • Reko Sri
    Reko Sri 5 months ago +2

    1:56 Suq Madiq

  • cannibalbananas
    cannibalbananas 5 months ago

    I like PETA's overall goal, but sometimes how they try to get there makes me shake my head

  • Jorch Neto
    Jorch Neto 5 months ago

    the loud minority shitting on the rest of the world with their views

  • Rasmus Jørgensen
    Rasmus Jørgensen 5 months ago +1

    It's close, but it doesn't beat the time they got mad about a warhammer miniature in a wolf coat.

  • Taylor Huston
    Taylor Huston 5 months ago +6

    Am vegan. Think PETA does much more harm than good.

  • Whitney Elizabeth
    Whitney Elizabeth 5 months ago +3

    Maybe instead of “People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals”, we should say “People who illegally euthanize others pets and run kill shelters.” How’s that sound, guys?
    Edit: JB with that “When You Wish Upon a Star”! Yes!!

  • k. m.
    k. m. 5 months ago

    seriously PETA?!? just stick to throwing red paint on fur wearing celebrities.... at least I respect that.

  • Rashida Wallace
    Rashida Wallace 5 months ago

    I think to make everyone in America happy, we should all walk around with tape on our mouths lol smh

  • Tim Hyatt
    Tim Hyatt 5 months ago +1

    peta has lost their credibility.....any organization that claims to be ethically treating animals, but "rescues" thousands of them, only to immediately euthanize them and stack them like cordwood in a trailer behind their offices....has a very very skewed definition of "ethical treatment"....

  • TsukiNaito1
    TsukiNaito1 5 months ago +2

    How about PETA stfu about useless phrases and actually focus on saving animals. My friend and I found a dying kitty yesterday, and all we could do for it was let her brother put it out of its misery because in Texas no shelter can be bothered to help animals on Sundays. In fact, most the animals adopted out of our local shelters are sick, or get put down the morning before the family comes to get them for some not suspicious reason. But dare someone says "grab the bull by the horns."

  • byteresistor
    byteresistor 5 months ago +1

    PETA hates plants, confirmed.

  • Emmy de Jong
    Emmy de Jong 5 months ago +1

    They realy care more about animals then people

  • Micah Smith
    Micah Smith 5 months ago +1

    "Lynch two birds with chicken wire"....did I say it right?

  • hobbicles28
    hobbicles28 5 months ago

    Peta's lawyer's phone call every xmas: "no, I have to stay late I screwed up those damn Peta files.
    Hahaha.