PETA Forgot To Correct These Anti-Animal Phrases

  • Опубликовано: 6 дек 2018
  • PETA volunteered alternatives to 'anti-animal phrases' like 'kill two birds with one stone' and 'beat a dead horse.' But they missed a few.
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  • The Canine Nutritionist
    The Canine Nutritionist 5 дней назад

    So funny ☯

  • Marcus Trelle
    Marcus Trelle 8 дней назад

    You can't just rhyme a phrase with similar sounding words and have the same meaning.

  • Clara Montgomery
    Clara Montgomery 10 дней назад

    I missed his comedy without having to mention donald trump....

  • peanut nugget
    peanut nugget 12 дней назад

    Why does Peta wanna change some old sayings?

  • redc
    redc 12 дней назад

    this show is definitely bringing home the bacon.

  • Peri
    Peri 12 дней назад

    i hate that veganism is usually seen as directly related to PETA. they make us seem like radicals who will yell at you if you eat a steak or cry when you cook eggs. i really believe they're the reason a good amount of people see vegans as annoying spineless pricks. they're certainly not practicing what they preach.

  • Chet Brinkley
    Chet Brinkley 14 дней назад

    Elf ear boy has eaten many petas.

  • Luigi Potter
    Luigi Potter 15 дней назад

    We need to send PETA Arby's ads

  • the avocado
    the avocado 15 дней назад

    It's funny cus I'm an activist but peta goes tooooo far

  • Callum
    Callum 18 дней назад +1

    I never understood what it means to treat animals ethnically

  • Taylor Kathryn
    Taylor Kathryn 26 дней назад

    Now I wanna kill two birds with one bird

  • jason thomas
    jason thomas 28 дней назад

    We can kill human babies but not animals

  • FalloutJack
    FalloutJack Месяц назад

    Pull the flower by the thorns?
    *Launches a cow at Peta via the Monty Python Frenchmen*

  • Cute Blender
    Cute Blender Месяц назад

    He should make fun of Gender pronouns next. Oh wait. Stephen Colbert is a stupid liberal that would rather make fun of animal rights.

  • Jay McPherson
    Jay McPherson Месяц назад

    If PETA officially used this glorious Mike Vick dogfighting PSA, people might actually respect them (not really... but it's an improvementвидео.html

  • MrBiscuits
    MrBiscuits Месяц назад

    This was the thing that brought everyone together, no matter what they eat

  • Holy Bat Fart!
    Holy Bat Fart! Месяц назад

    Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nipping at your nose. Yule Tide carols being sung by a choir and folks dressed up like eskimos. Everybody knows some tofu and some mistletoe, help to make the season bright. Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow, will find it hard to sleep tonight. They know that Santa's on his way. He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh. And every mother's child is going to spy, to see if hoversleighs really know how to fly. And so I'm offering this simple phrase, to kids from 1 to 92. Although it's been said many times many ways, Merry Christmas to you.

  • Mel Marshmellow aka Suga's Fresh Salad

    I understand that people think it's unethical to harm animals, but phrases? PETA really trying to restrict art and figurative language because it supposed influences harm to animals? screw off.

  • SmugRoom38
    SmugRoom38 Месяц назад

    To “feed a fed horse” means you’re foundering the horse, which would make the horse sick and ultimately die

  • Evelyn Tellex
    Evelyn Tellex Месяц назад

    Still saying these.🤗

  • Someone Else
    Someone Else Месяц назад

    Anyone else notice 1:50-2:08?

  • onequartercanadian
    onequartercanadian Месяц назад

    This is amazing

  • noddie (infp af)
    noddie (infp af) Месяц назад +1

    Now, opening a 'can of worms' is a good thing. (Unless a fisherman does the 'opening').

  • J Paterson
    J Paterson Месяц назад

    Why would changing phrases be a bad thing? Is Peta holding a knife to your throat? No, they're not forcing you to do anything but think. Being cognizant of what your saying is actually a very good thing. There are so many animal abusers out there. People, who get their jollies out of inflicting pain on the vulnerable, whether animal or human. Animal abuse is one of the signs of a psychopath or sociopath on their way to becoming a serial killer.

  • Crow [x]
    Crow [x] Месяц назад

    PETA is an insult to actual activists working to make the world better

  • Tristan Möller
    Tristan Möller Месяц назад

    Peta solving the worlds biggest problems once again!

  • Brent Abel
    Brent Abel Месяц назад

    I actually like take the rose by the thorns. Its kind of elegant. Doesn't invite the same feeling as take the bull by the horns, so I mean, not really a replacement for it

  • Speak the Truth
    Speak the Truth Месяц назад

    PETA long ago became PITA.

  • mirinae
    mirinae Месяц назад

    PeTA: people for the ETHICAL treatment of animals.
    So many PeTA hate commenters! Please just hold a moment and think about if you want your pet animal or your children or your family members or whales or dolphins, orangutans, elephants, polar bears to be treated like the way we treat the animals which are supposed to be utilized for us.
    If you refuse to do that you are in terms of ethics not any better than Trump, the greedy people behind the GOP or the slave holders of the past.
    Sorry that you are so unreflected.

  • Elizabeth Ramirez
    Elizabeth Ramirez Месяц назад +3

    I'm just so used to saying, "let's lock this giraffe in an abandoned laundromat and emotionally abuse it until it doesn't know who to trust anymore." Rolls right off the tongue.

  • chris675392
    chris675392 Месяц назад

    So Peta wants people to stop eating animals and one of their claims is that animal farms are the leading cause to methane exposure to the atmosphere, and its worth noting that methane is 25x worse than CO2 as a greenhouse gas. So they wanna help the climate and yet youre making fun of them for wanting that but you'll bash on Trump for something similar. Dont be a hypocrite.

    • chris675392
      chris675392 Месяц назад

      +mech5 fab
      Enteric fermentaion 26%, manure management 10%, and a little part of other maybe like 3%. Which equates to 39% of methane released into the atmosphere and caused by factory farms.

    • mech5 fab
      mech5 fab Месяц назад

      chris675392 note your sources please.

  • David Hibbs
    David Hibbs Месяц назад +2

    Haven't seen Stephen crack up on air since "Munchma Quichi".

  • PK4675
    PK4675 Месяц назад

    How ignorant to think our species' problems are more important than others, when we are causing them harm.

  • flnthrn2
    flnthrn2 Месяц назад +3

    People Eating Tasty Animals

  • discipleofsakura
    discipleofsakura Месяц назад +4

    I love when the comedian loses his composure.

  • ioana ilea
    ioana ilea Месяц назад

    the US is so stupid peta might just win

  • ceruchi
    ceruchi Месяц назад +1

    PETA members are some pretty unethical animals themselves.

  • David Edwards
    David Edwards Месяц назад +3

    I support PETA
    People Eating Tasty Animals.

  • Teddy Kurniawan
    Teddy Kurniawan Месяц назад

    Lets tag our delicious steak dinner to peta

  • Joe Jupiter
    Joe Jupiter Месяц назад

    Language is something that evolves by itself, you can't force it to change overnight.
    I actually think at some point there will be much more vegans than non-vegans and at a later point, it will probably even be illegal to eat animals. But that day is still far away and before that day the language won't evolve to that point by itself.
    So I think today it makes much more sense and would help more animals and the envoirenment to make it easier for people to go vegan and tell them why it makes sense than to tell them how they should talk.

  • Reko Sri
    Reko Sri Месяц назад +2

    1:56 Suq Madiq

  • cannibalbananas
    cannibalbananas Месяц назад

    I like PETA's overall goal, but sometimes how they try to get there makes me shake my head

  • Jorch Neto
    Jorch Neto Месяц назад

    the loud minority shitting on the rest of the world with their views

  • Rasmus Jørgensen
    Rasmus Jørgensen Месяц назад +1

    It's close, but it doesn't beat the time they got mad about a warhammer miniature in a wolf coat.

  • Taylor Huston
    Taylor Huston Месяц назад +5

    Am vegan. Think PETA does much more harm than good.

  • Whitney Elizabeth
    Whitney Elizabeth Месяц назад +3

    Maybe instead of “People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals”, we should say “People who illegally euthanize others pets and run kill shelters.” How’s that sound, guys?
    Edit: JB with that “When You Wish Upon a Star”! Yes!!

  • k. m.
    k. m. Месяц назад

    seriously PETA?!? just stick to throwing red paint on fur wearing celebrities.... at least I respect that.

  • Rashida Wallace
    Rashida Wallace Месяц назад

    I think to make everyone in America happy, we should all walk around with tape on our mouths lol smh

  • Tim Hyatt
    Tim Hyatt Месяц назад +1

    peta has lost their credibility.....any organization that claims to be ethically treating animals, but "rescues" thousands of them, only to immediately euthanize them and stack them like cordwood in a trailer behind their offices....has a very very skewed definition of "ethical treatment"....

  • TsukiNaito1
    TsukiNaito1 Месяц назад +2

    How about PETA stfu about useless phrases and actually focus on saving animals. My friend and I found a dying kitty yesterday, and all we could do for it was let her brother put it out of its misery because in Texas no shelter can be bothered to help animals on Sundays. In fact, most the animals adopted out of our local shelters are sick, or get put down the morning before the family comes to get them for some not suspicious reason. But dare someone says "grab the bull by the horns."

  • byteresistor
    byteresistor Месяц назад +1

    PETA hates plants, confirmed.

  • Emmy de Jong
    Emmy de Jong Месяц назад +1

    They realy care more about animals then people

  • Micah Smith
    Micah Smith Месяц назад +1

    "Lynch two birds with chicken wire"....did I say it right?

  • hobbicles28
    hobbicles28 Месяц назад

    Peta's lawyer's phone call every xmas: "no, I have to stay late I screwed up those damn Peta files.

  • Bthsr71
    Bthsr71 Месяц назад +3

    You really need help. If we're supposed to recognize corporations as people (ugh), can we give a non-profit an intervention or send them to rehab?

  • doug keyes
    doug keyes Месяц назад

    I eat animals go to hell peta have a feeling they are already there lmao

  • richard wilmot Ph.D
    richard wilmot Ph.D Месяц назад

    ASPCA & Bestiality
    I was a member of the ASPCA until I entered puberty. And then I quit, cuz my parents let me.
    I don't really know anything about the ASPCA even though I do remember something happening when I was around ten.
    So the ASPCA was a mystery to me, accept for their ads for dog & cat abuse on the TV. I finally got to talk very candidly with a spokesperson for the ASPCA & a family friend.

    So what is the ASPCA? What R U guys & gals all about?

    OK he said: the ASPCA is a powerful & influential national organization dedicated to having sex with animals. We are into expressing carnal love for animals. We're in favor of inter-species marriage. To put it quite frankly, we are in favor of world wide bestiality.


    Of course. I thought everybody knew that?

    Well I thought the American Society to Prevent Cruelty to Animals was to prevent cruelty to animals.

    Of course we are not cruel to the animals we 'ph'k! Mostly we ph'k dogs & cats but each of our ph'kings... red rockets... etc is done using Crisco. Every animal shelter has tons of the stuff.

    But Crisco is a shortening, I exclaimed.

    Suddenly the ASPCA'S spokesperson's face went blank & he discontinued our interaction.

    Later it was revealed in the press that male animal caretakers at the ASPCA had been having sex with animals & using Crisco as a lubricant and all of their penises were reduced in size.

    They all felt it was a punishment from God for ph'king animals but then they remembered, there is no God!

  • HeLp_I_KpOpEd AnD_I_cAnT_gEt_Up
    HeLp_I_KpOpEd AnD_I_cAnT_gEt_Up Месяц назад +2

    No one else noticed that Stephen said “ woke people say.” @1.48

  • - TheVeganHeathen -
    - TheVeganHeathen - Месяц назад +2

    I know people will think I'm not supposed to, but I'm kinda loving all the PETA jokes in the comments. 😂

  • Africa GS
    Africa GS Месяц назад

    I don't see how having a better language to talk about animals is a joking matter or bothers anybody .

  • Jayyy Zeee
    Jayyy Zeee Месяц назад

    For those who disregard the impact of language, here's something to consider:
    "As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he". Proverbs, 23:7
    "...those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man."
    Matthew 15:18

  • Jayyy Zeee
    Jayyy Zeee Месяц назад

    Cruelty to animals is not unrelated to mistreatment of people. Ending the abuse of animals is a step on the road to ending the abuse of people.

  • Nicholas 46
    Nicholas 46 Месяц назад +2

    Any restriction on speech is ridiculous!

  • Grumpy Oldfart
    Grumpy Oldfart Месяц назад +1

    People Eating Tasty Animals

  • John Patriot eagle freedom boner
    John Patriot eagle freedom boner Месяц назад +1

    Animals have the right to a quality education as well as not being harassed on television. Colbert is shameful in his relentless abuse of girafferican Americans and all other no person zoo-citizens.

  • Jerry Beans Man
    Jerry Beans Man Месяц назад +3

    Maybe _PeTA_ should be more concerned with the fact that 75% of animals they "rescue" are euthanized within a year rather than "speciesist language".
    Also remember that time some _PeTA_ workers kidnapped a 9 year old girls dog and euthanized it? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

  • Chaser Neos
    Chaser Neos Месяц назад +1

    PeTA, if you want to stop cruelty to animals, then stop kidnapping dogs and cats to put down just because you detest that they evolved alongside humans, making them aberrations to you, and stop having your shelters getting classified as slaughterhouses.

  • Genie Cooper
    Genie Cooper Месяц назад

    PETA needs to go back to dumping dog and cat carcasses in dumpsters behind shopping centers and shut up. What? You didn't know they got caught doing that? The pictures are on the internet.

  • Paige Washington
    Paige Washington Месяц назад

    Scone does not rhyme with Stone.

    • AnitaClue
      AnitaClue Месяц назад

      +Paige Washingtonaccording to Webster's both pronunciations are acceptable.

    • Paige Washington
      Paige Washington Месяц назад

      +AnitaClue it's actually pronounced scon

    • AnitaClue
      AnitaClue Месяц назад

      Yes it does.

  • Andria Marie
    Andria Marie Месяц назад

    PETA, dear, I will give this all the consideration it deserves, right after I finish this meatloaf sammich I made for lunch.

  • hobbicles28
    hobbicles28 Месяц назад

    We should no longer say PETA- People Eat Tasty Animals.
    On second thought we should continue saying that, but only within earshot of PETA headquarters until they focus on real issues.
    Until they do that PETA can siphon our roosters.

  • Ellie Lane
    Ellie Lane Месяц назад

    Oh my goodness

  • UninstallingWindows
    UninstallingWindows Месяц назад

    "lets feed 2 birds with 1 scone" ---> feed 2 snakes with one kitten

  • Wyvern Apalis
    Wyvern Apalis Месяц назад +1

    I’m all for not being cruel to animals but words don’t hurt them

  • Kyto Bytes
    Kyto Bytes Месяц назад

    maybe this was a Publicity stunt, in order to make people talk about this and actually be on everyone's Minds. Who the fuck listens to them in the first place? This is the most exposure they have gotten in years.

  • Bryan Paul Spencer
    Bryan Paul Spencer Месяц назад

    well you know what they say- "You can't make an omelette."

  • James Gentry
    James Gentry Месяц назад +1

    I got three words for PETA, chicken fried steak .

  • Hagen von Eitzen
    Hagen von Eitzen Месяц назад +2

    They go all crazy about the language but apparently fail to mention the elephant in the room

  • Andrew Bises
    Andrew Bises Месяц назад

    In Scotland they say "bigger twix to fry"

  • Bungling Bill
    Bungling Bill Месяц назад

    Organisations like this need burning to the ground

  • Weston Lane
    Weston Lane Месяц назад

    0:27 "Take the flowers by the thorns" screw you PETA that's cruelty to plants and plants are animals too.

  • Jack Avery
    Jack Avery Месяц назад +1

    As a vegan, I really want PETA to just shut up.

  • daniel job
    daniel job Месяц назад

    You could just use Yautja alternatives?
    'There's more than one way to skin a human'
    'You cannot make trophies without polishing some skulls'
    'Take the soldier by the spine'
    The list is endless and no animals will be offended!
    (Except the hairless stink monkeys, but who cares about them?)

  • Cachi -
    Cachi - Месяц назад

    Let’s beat this orange-hair orangutan to death.

  • kansasgoldilocks
    kansasgoldilocks Месяц назад +2

    Except feeding birds scones is really bad for their health and can actually make them really sick.

  • kristi.s
    kristi.s Месяц назад

    When the animals are gone, we will devour each other. And nobody has time to make fun of Peta.

  • Waypoint
    Waypoint Месяц назад +2

    Not sure if the scrolling text was live or inserted in post, but if the guy paused it live while Stephen cracked up, he deserves a raise. Seeing that stop and keep you _wondering_ how batshit it got made the moment almost as memorable as Stephen losing it.

  • ugly cutie
    ugly cutie Месяц назад

    What's that you say? The libs making fun of SJWs? Unheard of, you say? HAHAHA!!!!

  • petri chor
    petri chor Месяц назад +1

    I wrote a two page essay on animal rights and PETA is actually the worst, torturing animals for shock value videos and providing no actual solution.

  • Yer Blues
    Yer Blues Месяц назад

    When Stephen loses it, it always brings me the greatest of joys. 😁💓

  • Eamon Sherris-Watt
    Eamon Sherris-Watt Месяц назад +2

    I don’t get why everyone is taking issue with these new phrases, I mean I personally think they sound like the slang they should’ve used in Zootopia but whatever roasts your goat. Oh, sorry I meant floats your boat.

  • Scott Wilhelms
    Scott Wilhelms Месяц назад +1

    Thursday works because Wednesday I'm busy ( insert emotionally scarred giraffe emoji I don't have).

  • Scott Wilhelms
    Scott Wilhelms Месяц назад +1

    Elimination of these phrases won't change anything. You're either cruel to animals or you're not. Of course definitions of cruelty vary.

  • Claudette Markovic
    Claudette Markovic Месяц назад

    The phrase “rule of thumb” had to do with how thick of a stick you could beat your wife with. All jokes aside, we could do without some archaic phrases.

  • Karin Amadeus
    Karin Amadeus Месяц назад

    Language is powerful, why can we not change ?

  • Laura K Kaufmann
    Laura K Kaufmann Месяц назад

    What's the point of this sketch? This will probably be really embarrassing in 10 years or so. Why attack a non-profit aimed at ending animal cruelty, especially given everything else that's happening right now? I love watching Colbert and this is very disappointing.

  • Xander M
    Xander M Месяц назад +1

    It seems that peta wants to eat the cat and have it too.

  • Sandi Billingsley
    Sandi Billingsley Месяц назад

    You should go back to being vegan Mister Colbert. And you should put your mug on the vegan Ben & Jerry's instead of the tortured cow ice cream.

  • AvangionQ
    AvangionQ Месяц назад

    PETA is ahead of the times for this one ... let's deal with the hatred some humans have for one another first.

  • bob thornton
    bob thornton Месяц назад +1

    If the left is ridiculing you for being overly sensitive you've got a real problem