Michael Cohen Doesn't Want To Go To Jail

  • Published on Dec 4, 2018
  • The President's former fixer is cooperating with Robert Mueller's team in a way that is causing his ex-boss to lash out angrily on Twitter.
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  • B K
    B K 4 days ago

    Has Cohen heard of the saying
    Don't do the crime if you can't do the time!

  • Pipe Tunes
    Pipe Tunes Month ago

    He can say full and complete sentence but can’t make one.....

  • Terra SilverShade
    Terra SilverShade Month ago

    If I had a nickel for every time Trump lied, I could afford my medical bills

  • Jose Valenzuela
    Jose Valenzuela Month ago

    This trump impersonation is getting annoying......

  • Gary Wilson
    Gary Wilson 2 months ago

    the USA needs universal healthcare, universal education and steady, but sustainable military. It has been demonstrated clearly that the more educated and healthy a population is, the happier and more productive they become.

  • Nathalie M.L.
    Nathalie M.L. 2 months ago

    "Dot dot dotdotdot" kills me every time

  • Ty Sargent
    Ty Sargent 2 months ago

    Jesus, Trump walked out during the G20 summit. Imagine if he did that as he was being arrested by the cops or as he was in court.

    • Ty Sargent
      Ty Sargent 2 months ago

      Here's how it would go. The cops show up, they talk to Trump, they charge him, they go into their cruisers to get their handcuffs, and Trump is outta there. Oh, here come a couple dozen officers chasing right after him. Trump screams, "Get me out of here!" They run for several hundred or so kilometers. They drive to catch this lunatic bigot, and it takes 50 officers to bring him down. The Donald is kicking and screaming, "I AM THE PRESIDENT! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME AWAY! I AM GOD! VLADIMIR PUTIN WILL KILL YOU! HE IS GOD! MY PEOPLE LOVE ME! THERE WAS NO COLLUSION! CROOKED HILLARY IS THE REAL THREAT! ARREST HER! SHE'S GOT THE PEE-PEE TAPE! DEATH TO DEMOCRATS AND OBAMA! REPUBLICANS ARE FOOLS! I WILL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL! HEIL HITLER!!!

  • Treefolk Hero
    Treefolk Hero 3 months ago

    Great Trump voice Steve!

  • James Cosgrow
    James Cosgrow 3 months ago

    Your president is a nazi

  • Sabrina Shum
    Sabrina Shum 3 months ago

    "big leap forward" doesn't exactly evoke fond memory in Chinese people. watch your mouth.

  • Mairak Joa
    Mairak Joa 3 months ago

    There has been an organization/movement called "Thai Federation" that is
    trying to educate Thai people who have been brainwashed by Thai
    monarchy's propaganda for almost 100 years that We, the people have more
    power than the monarchy. The purpose of the organization is to totally
    abolish the monarchy regime and establish true democracy regime similar
    to the USA. They have even adopted the USA's constitution into theirs.
    The written constitution is ready to be used once the revolution is
    succeed. Thai monarchy has been behind the killings of the innocent
    people who are trying to change the country into a better place for
    everyone and the world democracy. Please help the organization and
    spread the information to your colleagues.

  • Dave Wade
    Dave Wade 3 months ago

    Oh ffs can we just hang traitor tRump already?! I'll donate the rope.

  • David Souza
    David Souza 4 months ago

    Full & complete sentence...
    Cohen must be incensed!
    Singin like a bird now for sure!!!
    Good luck $panky and the gang!

  • Totally Nameless
    Totally Nameless 4 months ago +1

    These tweets by Trump don't even seem real. They seem like someone doing a parody of Trump.
    Also military wankers, you do know people are starving to death in the world, right? Could that money maybe go to food or water or- oh no? Just going to build more bombs, gotchya, right, 'sall good.

  • Rose That’s me !!
    Rose That’s me !! 4 months ago

    Stephen, can u have Cohen on the Late Show before he goes to jail..... please, please, please ?? He’s a good guy now.

  • Haifisch NZ
    Haifisch NZ 4 months ago

    lol omg stop. Daht daht dat....

  • Devon Lockwood
    Devon Lockwood 4 months ago

    Look Dad, the cow say's moo!
    "Fake moo's"

  • niloofar alavi
    niloofar alavi 4 months ago

    Trump handler 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • MsAnthropea Necrosis
    MsAnthropea Necrosis 4 months ago

    "President Trump".

  • W P
    W P 4 months ago +1

    Man baby is waving in Argentina, very nice.

  • Nnamdi Eke
    Nnamdi Eke 4 months ago

    Google image search for regret LMAO

  • G
    G 4 months ago

    716 billion dollars down the drain. we don't need more military crap.
    What country is ever going to try to invade america ???
    I'll wait...

  • Emil Landén
    Emil Landén 4 months ago

    I know this is small and of no great meaning for a few of you guys. But I want America to know Sweden loves America, and wants great trade relations. No matter what Trump says. We are by no means perfect but we love progress and cooperation. We may be different but we are good allies who want to see great nations cooperate.

  • Shawn Newell
    Shawn Newell 4 months ago

    Hey Trump just told the truth! He's crazy!

  • juan altredo
    juan altredo 4 months ago

    Worst education, healthcare and public transportation of the first world, but great army. We're going to give very uneducated young men all the guns and best arsenal in the world, because what could go wrong? .

  • soapwonder
    soapwonder 4 months ago

    Taxis? LOL dot dot dot 😂

  • Molly Spurgeon
    Molly Spurgeon 4 months ago

    How has no one begun proofreading his tweets after nearly two years of these absurd, embarrassing, completely cringeworthy incoherent messages?! Like, out of all the easiest fires to put out first?

    • r385671
      r385671 4 months ago

      They try to. But trump thinks he's the smartest person in the room -- always. He's a textbook example of a narcissist.

  • Shannon Wiggins
    Shannon Wiggins 4 months ago

    Lock him up! Lock him up!

  • Andreas w.
    Andreas w. 4 months ago +2

    dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot freaking moron

  • Grover Baker
    Grover Baker 4 months ago

    The Prez is an evil guy.. he needs prayers.. it's cold and lonely in the penitentiary..

  • J Hughes
    J Hughes 4 months ago

    Sick puppy.

  • cam
    cam 4 months ago +1

    Insane clown president is the inevitable result of an ignorant and uneducated (and thus easily duped) electorate. Two generations of Republican attacks on public education have brought us to this. Having a political party which, since Reagan, is against government, against the public interest, against public funding of schools, hospitals and infrastructure and which represents the interests of the wealthy only is turning the US into a third world country.

  • Kiran Patel
    Kiran Patel 4 months ago

    Rudy is more confused then trump

  • Micheal Planck
    Micheal Planck 4 months ago

    For the record, the opposite of a pardon is a "bill of attainder."

  • Timothy McNulty
    Timothy McNulty 4 months ago

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  • Gash Hammer
    Gash Hammer 4 months ago +1

    Here comes the Trump handler.... 😂😂😂😂

  • Fushicho Kurayami
    Fushicho Kurayami 4 months ago +1

    **How My Brain Works**
    *See's Trump Tweet:
    *"Farmers, I LOVE YOU!"*
    *And My Brain Replies With:
    *All You Farmers, Run Run Run Run Run Run Run.*
    Now....Who Got It? X.D

  • enriqueali
    enriqueali 4 months ago

    Is Trump even sane?! I mean that as an honest factual enquiry, not in any rhetorical sense. How else can you explain these all-too-frequent bizarre and self-contradictory statements? 😮😮😮😮

  • carla mannon
    carla mannon 4 months ago


  • tremer 2009
    tremer 2009 4 months ago

    Thanks The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.☺ Why is He always appealing to his right? Shouldn't Stephie always appeal to his left, towards Jon...Frikin Catholics, amirite??😀

  • Alt Facts News
    Alt Facts News 4 months ago +1

    LOL, love it. Well said. But then again, not everyone agrees... ru-clip.com/video/vIyBZwjxqS4/video.html

  • Tara Echo Q
    Tara Echo Q 4 months ago

    No joke!!! We NEED, NEED, NEED better access to college and other ways of learning. All of our problems stem from lack of knowledge, of education, open minds are shrinking faster than Trump’s penis around Putin!! Americans NEED education! We absolutely need to put that ban back in place, where the news can not make up stories or slant information in anyway. Regan did Away with it.

  • ZeroBasslyne DO
    ZeroBasslyne DO 4 months ago

    Tweet Filled Presidency.......WOW!

  • Annie S.
    Annie S. 4 months ago

    trump is literally dumber than expired tampons

  • Pete Keller
    Pete Keller 4 months ago

    Hey. Whatever happened to Omarosa Newman?

  • Yusuf Ibrahim
    Yusuf Ibrahim 4 months ago +1

    Lmbo 716billion all made in the USA only its actually not. China makes all the bomb ordinances for the US.

  • Lizee J
    Lizee J 4 months ago


  • Jesse
    Jesse 4 months ago

    I bet trump had to shut real bad. He eats a lot of fast food

  • Nmethyltransferase
    Nmethyltransferase 4 months ago

    Making America a laughingstock to trigger the libs.

  • Robert Richardson
    Robert Richardson 4 months ago

    I am or I should say im attempting to stay enrolled in school using my GI BILL which I've used off and on for various classes and certifications since I got out of the Army in 06. In all of those years and every time I used it I never had problem one. This guy took the ONLY VA related entity that in my opinion wasn't fucked up and for some reason or maybe because of that reason went ahead and FUBARED it. Would Canada let a prior service American soldier enlist?

  • Douglas Palo
    Douglas Palo 4 months ago

    cms no matter what you say to his supporters they cant hear nor see.

  • Douglas Palo
    Douglas Palo 4 months ago

    IMPEACH this guy! he hasn't done anything for the public only his already very very rich friends. He's brought so much hate out of people besides all the illegal stuff thats been done. I don't understand how people still back him. he gave the rich 1.9 trillion in tax breaks now they can afford to give us a tax break. the one year tax break for us is supposed to appease us?. Now to get the debt down old, sick and poor will pay for it. America looks so stoopid around the world now. I don't care who would win the next election Dem or Rep just as long as they aren't another little family mob boss.

  • Kinky
    Kinky 4 months ago

    So...Michael Cohen paying silence money to Trump's sexual liaisons somehow ripped the election away from Hillary? And it was all Russia's fault? Huh? I guess I'm still confused.

  • Malcolm Odell
    Malcolm Odell 4 months ago

    Brendan Fraser isn't dead.

  • ...x
    ...x 4 months ago

    Just reading the tweets verbatim is not funny.

  • Andrew Homiak
    Andrew Homiak 4 months ago

    Somehow, I'm not reassured by any tweet about China that mentions a "big leap forward"...

  • chris532008
    chris532008 4 months ago

    Should be executed. He s sn attorney. Snd a sell out the lowest of low scum

    ALFIE 4 months ago

    $716B for the military, so what about Education, health care and housing? I guess those don't matter anymore; I think tribal politics blinds people to the truth.

  • chucku00
    chucku00 4 months ago

    Was he tweeting about Scott Free productions ? Does he want a movie about his "presidency" ?

  • Michael
    Michael 4 months ago

    Who the hell is "Scott Free"?

  • CaptainUseless
    CaptainUseless 4 months ago

    It was funny for a while reading those “dot dot dot dot dot dot” in Trumps tweets but it’s seriously getting boring/annoying. Just read the tweet Stephen

  • Shawn Winnie
    Shawn Winnie 4 months ago

    Notice that Trump frequently refers to himself in third person, especially when talking about his businesses and legal liabilities. Especially when he's being held accountable, he then talks about himself as if he's talking about another person and then defending that person. This is a symptom of narcissism and insanity.

  • Horse Ass
    Horse Ass 4 months ago

    My cousin with down syndrome would be a more competent president

  • G. Strauss
    G. Strauss 4 months ago

    Hi there from one of those countries referred to as shitholes by that senile old goat you elected as president. America, WTF is wrong with your country?

  • smackdowner
    smackdowner 4 months ago

    Trump is so damn stupid

  • Butterfly princess
    Butterfly princess 4 months ago

    Mueller needs to interview Trump against Cohen and Flynn and Manafort to add to all their crimes. All crooks, all will testify against each other.

  • Slihrih
    Slihrih 4 months ago

    Pardon..pardoff 😂😂😂

  • John Sim
    John Sim 4 months ago

    45 should try making a complete sentence, sometime.

  • DukeStreetBill
    DukeStreetBill 4 months ago

    A "pardoff" would give Trump a pardon.

  • Tyg Rahof
    Tyg Rahof 4 months ago

    Every day Trump can prove he is a fuckwad. Again, where is our Oswald...

  • One World
    One World 4 months ago

    "Why did he put "President Trump" in quotes?" Ow it hurts to laugh so hard..... that was great. Here's some morsels from a few days ago on this subject...... check out the vague but blatant detours, double-talk, fatiguing chaos...... punctuated as spoken. One of my favorite is:
    ".....a project which was ESSENTIALLY I GUESS MORE OR LESS of an option that we were looking at in moscow everybody knew about it it was written about in newspapers it was a well-known project it was during the early part of '16 and I guess even before that it was for a short period of time (glitch) DIDN'T DO IT so we're not talking about DOING A PROJECT we're talking about NOT DOING A PROJECT."

    Another segment of flotsam, jetsam, detritus, and ...... well, how about some Frank Zappa words "terpsichorean ejectamenta"?
    "..........I don't know exactly but uh he was convicted of things UNRELATED to US, he was given a fairly long uh JAIL SENTENCE and he's a WEAK person and by being weak UNLIKE OTHER PEOPLE THAT YOU WATCH he's a WEAK PERSON and what he's trying to do is get a reduced sentence so he's lying about a project that everybody knew about I mean we were very open with it we were thinkin' about building a building I guess we had in a form that was an option I don't know what you'd call it uh we decided I decided ultimately NOT TO DO IT. There would've been nothing wrong if I DID do it if I DID do it there would've been nothing wrong this was my BUSINESS...... so he's lying very simply to get a reduced sentence."

  • Kanrath
    Kanrath 4 months ago

    The talk of "finest and cleanest product in the world" Immediately made me think "Since when did cocaine become a US export to China"

  • pfaffman100
    pfaffman100 4 months ago

    Right now what would be so amazing is if our Friend, David Letterman, would join Stephen right about soon, and think his thoughts too.

  • Nik Rahmat
    Nik Rahmat 4 months ago +1

    Its unbelievable that this is the American President.

  • MrJohnycomelately21
    MrJohnycomelately21 4 months ago

    I was looking through the comments for Brendan Fraser saying "Btw I'm not dead"

  • Daddy- Cool
    Daddy- Cool 4 months ago

    4:48 - 5:14 you know its always a mistake of standing in front of a Blue Screen.
    I mean some People with Video Editing skills and with the help of "Chroma Key" they could make some crazy shit out of this. :D

  • Ann Owen
    Ann Owen 4 months ago +1

    I can't believe we get presidential updates via misspelled tweets.

    EDM REQUIEM 4 months ago

    The clips of President Trump repeating his $716 Billion military budget after tweeting that it was crazy? Yes, we know. He's crazy!

  • Redlight Records
    Redlight Records 4 months ago

    I make air quotes every time I say "President Tump"

  • xev1435
    xev1435 4 months ago

    what did Mr. Cohen do with Taxis?

  • Laurantalasah
    Laurantalasah 4 months ago

    Mauricio Macrííí... jajajaja he butchered the pronunciation :p

  • carschmn
    carschmn 4 months ago

    Love the Trump handler.

  • General ist
    General ist 4 months ago

    "Trump wants a level playing field because he can't walk uphill". Stephen is a comedic genius!

  • Eggbert08
    Eggbert08 4 months ago

    Our country is hilarious! Enjoy the "sitcom" that is America

    LAWRENCE OTTUM 4 months ago

    President Trump will resign by summer of 2019 with fines! but, he and his family will be pardoned for their many crimes

  • tiny dancer
    tiny dancer 4 months ago

    Whatever you do for the rest of your life, NEVER,EVER,EVA buy a pair of horn rimmed glasses. It will be too painful to connect your face to that you have just broadcast. Never, OK? I wore a pair once to work and I didn't think twice about it. A coworker of mine who didn't like me and hardly ever spoke to me looked at me very long and carefully and said "You look like Harry Potter".I thought I was gonna pee all over the floor.

  • myMelody4life
    myMelody4life 4 months ago

    Watching Trump storm off stage and say "Get me out of here" like a petulant child made me cringe so much...

  • Brandon Toad
    Brandon Toad 4 months ago

    Trump is a crazy old man.

  • Munish K
    Munish K 4 months ago

    So Obama didn’t increase the defence budget, start 5 new wars, and kill a bunch of innocent children, too? Obama was definitely a better president but better doesn’t make you a great president!

  • David Nielsen
    David Nielsen 4 months ago

    Trump reminds me of hitler in spending $700 billion on the military. who is he going to invade?
    Too many stupid people in the US.

  • Julie S
    Julie S 4 months ago

    Can U.S. repeat the Egyptian coup a la 2013? Or will we sit and fight each other, which is clearly what's happening.

  • Peppertree133 T
    Peppertree133 T 4 months ago

    "Big leap forward"?? Was that intentionally (and ironically) referencing Mao's Great Leap Forward?

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan 4 months ago +1

    Two year olds and animals need handlers. A freakin' PRESIDENT shouldn't need a handler!

  • Alan  Choi Chang
    Alan Choi Chang 4 months ago +1

    Seriously though, it wasn't the people that voted for him that got him elected, he didn't even win the majority. So, perhaps the US should really take a look at the outdated and retarded Electoral College and change that shit. How is it a democratic vote, if the person that the majority voted for doesn't get into office? fucking retarded system.

  • Marlo
    Marlo 4 months ago +1

    Stone doesn't want to be charged with perjury that's why he's not testilying.

  • Sept Care Ltd
    Sept Care Ltd 4 months ago

    He knows the money is going to military so he demolished that and pocket it himself Putin takes over haha

  • The Super Psycho Killer
    The Super Psycho Killer 4 months ago +1

    Trump totally needs a kid leash.

  • Malidictus
    Malidictus 4 months ago +1

    Did... Did Trump intentionally reference Mao Zedong's "Great Leap Forward?" You know, the attempt at industrialising Communist China which ended in historical famine? Or am I reading too much into his tweets?