Michael Cohen Doesn't Want To Go To Jail

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2018
  • The President's former fixer is cooperating with Robert Mueller's team in a way that is causing his ex-boss to lash out angrily on Twitter.
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  • Flash League
    Flash League 8 дней назад

    Great Trump voice Steve!
    #FuckTrump

  • James Cosgrow
    James Cosgrow 10 дней назад

    Your president is a nazi

  • Sabrina Shum
    Sabrina Shum 14 дней назад

    "big leap forward" doesn't exactly evoke fond memory in Chinese people. watch your mouth.

  • Mairak Joa
    Mairak Joa 15 дней назад

    There has been an organization/movement called "Thai Federation" that is
    trying to educate Thai people who have been brainwashed by Thai
    monarchy's propaganda for almost 100 years that We, the people have more
    power than the monarchy. The purpose of the organization is to totally
    abolish the monarchy regime and establish true democracy regime similar
    to the USA. They have even adopted the USA's constitution into theirs.
    The written constitution is ready to be used once the revolution is
    succeed. Thai monarchy has been behind the killings of the innocent
    people who are trying to change the country into a better place for
    everyone and the world democracy. Please help the organization and
    spread the information to your colleagues.

  • Dave Wade
    Dave Wade 15 дней назад

    Oh ffs can we just hang traitor tRump already?! I'll donate the rope.

  • David Souza
    David Souza 27 дней назад

    Full & complete sentence...
    Cohen must be incensed!
    Singin like a bird now for sure!!!
    Good luck $panky and the gang!

  • Totally Nameless
    Totally Nameless 28 дней назад +1

    These tweets by Trump don't even seem real. They seem like someone doing a parody of Trump.
    Also military wankers, you do know people are starving to death in the world, right? Could that money maybe go to food or water or- oh no? Just going to build more bombs, gotchya, right, 'sall good.

  • Rose That’s me !!
    Rose That’s me !! Месяц назад

    Stephen, can u have Cohen on the Late Show before he goes to jail..... please, please, please ?? He’s a good guy now.

  • Haifisch NZ
    Haifisch NZ Месяц назад

    lol omg stop. Daht daht dat....

  • Devon Lockwood
    Devon Lockwood Месяц назад

    Look Dad, the cow say's moo!
    "Fake moo's"

  • niloofar alavi
    niloofar alavi Месяц назад

    Trump handler 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • MsAnthropea Necrosis
    MsAnthropea Necrosis Месяц назад

    "President Trump".

  • W P
    W P Месяц назад +1

    Man baby is waving in Argentina, very nice.

  • Nnamdi Eke
    Nnamdi Eke Месяц назад

    Google image search for regret LMAO

  • G
    G Месяц назад

    716 billion dollars down the drain. we don't need more military crap.
    What country is ever going to try to invade america ???
    I'll wait...

  • Emil Landén
    Emil Landén Месяц назад

    I know this is small and of no great meaning for a few of you guys. But I want America to know Sweden loves America, and wants great trade relations. No matter what Trump says. We are by no means perfect but we love progress and cooperation. We may be different but we are good allies who want to see great nations cooperate.

  • Shawn Newell
    Shawn Newell Месяц назад

    Hey Trump just told the truth! He's crazy!

  • juan altredo
    juan altredo Месяц назад

    Worst education, healthcare and public transportation of the first world, but great army. We're going to give very uneducated young men all the guns and best arsenal in the world, because what could go wrong? .

  • soapwonder
    soapwonder Месяц назад

    Taxis? LOL dot dot dot 😂

  • Molly Spurgeon
    Molly Spurgeon Месяц назад

    How has no one begun proofreading his tweets after nearly two years of these absurd, embarrassing, completely cringeworthy incoherent messages?! Like, out of all the easiest fires to put out first?

    • r385671
      r385671 Месяц назад

      They try to. But trump thinks he's the smartest person in the room -- always. He's a textbook example of a narcissist.

  • Shannon Wiggins
    Shannon Wiggins Месяц назад

    Lock him up! Lock him up!

  • Andreas w.
    Andreas w. Месяц назад +2

    dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot freaking moron

  • Grover Baker
    Grover Baker Месяц назад

    The Prez is an evil guy.. he needs prayers.. it's cold and lonely in the penitentiary..

  • J Hughes
    J Hughes Месяц назад

    Sick puppy.

  • cam
    cam Месяц назад +1

    Insane clown president is the inevitable result of an ignorant and uneducated (and thus easily duped) electorate. Two generations of Republican attacks on public education have brought us to this. Having a political party which, since Reagan, is against government, against the public interest, against public funding of schools, hospitals and infrastructure and which represents the interests of the wealthy only is turning the US into a third world country.

  • Kiran Patel
    Kiran Patel Месяц назад

    Rudy is more confused then trump

  • Micheal Planck
    Micheal Planck Месяц назад

    For the record, the opposite of a pardon is a "bill of attainder."

  • Grjónmann Burns
    Grjónmann Burns Месяц назад

    #FakePresident !

  • Timothy McNulty
    Timothy McNulty Месяц назад

    Fighting back against fake news with unimaginable comprehensive news...
    Feel free to share this on all posts, videos, social media platforms...
    The World Is About To Change
    Q
    Get used to the idea...
    DJT/JFK JR 2020
    Making Things Right
    Get used to seeing it...
    John F Kennedy Jr for President 2024
    MAKING THINGS RIGHT
    Santa Claus of the United States
    Did you see John F Kennedy Jr acting as Santa at the HEB Thanksgiving Day Parade in Houston on Nov 22 2018? Yes 55 years after GHBush assassinated JFK Sr,,, You can view this reality here on RU-clip.
    Did you see John F Kennedy Jr acting as Santa at the last Trump rally in Mississippi?
    Carolyn was looking great as Mrs Claus...
    Did you see the attitude change at the GHWBush funeral when envelopes dropped out of their program folders...
    The World Is About To Change...
    Merry Christmas
    Q = Vincent Fusca = JFK JR

  • Brian Justice
    Brian Justice Месяц назад +1

    Here comes the Trump handler.... 😂😂😂😂

  • Fushicho Kurayami
    Fushicho Kurayami Месяц назад +1

    **How My Brain Works**
    *See's Trump Tweet:
    *"Farmers, I LOVE YOU!"*
    *And My Brain Replies With:
    *All You Farmers, Run Run Run Run Run Run Run.*
    Now....Who Got It? X.D

  • Gus
    Gus Месяц назад

    Shame Donald McDumbshit can't serve up a full and complete sentence.

  • enriqueali
    enriqueali Месяц назад

    Is Trump even sane?! I mean that as an honest factual enquiry, not in any rhetorical sense. How else can you explain these all-too-frequent bizarre and self-contradictory statements? 😮😮😮😮

  • carla mannon
    carla mannon Месяц назад

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH SCOTT! KINDA LIKE BEING SCOTCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • tremer 2009
    tremer 2009 Месяц назад

    Thanks The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.☺ Why is He always appealing to his right? Shouldn't Stephie always appeal to his left, towards Jon...Frikin Catholics, amirite??😀

  • Alt Facts News
    Alt Facts News Месяц назад +1

    LOL, love it. Well said. But then again, not everyone agrees... ru-clip.com/video/vIyBZwjxqS4/видео.html

  • Tara Echo Q
    Tara Echo Q Месяц назад

    No joke!!! We NEED, NEED, NEED better access to college and other ways of learning. All of our problems stem from lack of knowledge, of education, open minds are shrinking faster than Trump’s penis around Putin!! Americans NEED education! We absolutely need to put that ban back in place, where the news can not make up stories or slant information in anyway. Regan did Away with it.

  • ZeroBasslyne DO
    ZeroBasslyne DO Месяц назад

    Tweet Filled Presidency.......WOW!

  • Annie S.
    Annie S. Месяц назад

    trump is literally dumber than expired tampons

  • Pete Keller
    Pete Keller Месяц назад

    Hey. Whatever happened to Omarosa Newman?

  • Yusuf Ibrahim
    Yusuf Ibrahim Месяц назад +1

    Lmbo 716billion all made in the USA only its actually not. China makes all the bomb ordinances for the US.

  • Lizee J
    Lizee J Месяц назад

    wow

  • Jesse
    Jesse Месяц назад

    I bet trump had to shut real bad. He eats a lot of fast food

  • Nmethyltransferase
    Nmethyltransferase Месяц назад

    Making America a laughingstock to trigger the libs.

  • Robert Richardson
    Robert Richardson Месяц назад

    I am or I should say im attempting to stay enrolled in school using my GI BILL which I've used off and on for various classes and certifications since I got out of the Army in 06. In all of those years and every time I used it I never had problem one. This guy took the ONLY VA related entity that in my opinion wasn't fucked up and for some reason or maybe because of that reason went ahead and FUBARED it. Would Canada let a prior service American soldier enlist?

  • Douglas Palo
    Douglas Palo Месяц назад

    cms no matter what you say to his supporters they cant hear nor see.

  • Douglas Palo
    Douglas Palo Месяц назад

    IMPEACH this guy! he hasn't done anything for the public only his already very very rich friends. He's brought so much hate out of people besides all the illegal stuff thats been done. I don't understand how people still back him. he gave the rich 1.9 trillion in tax breaks now they can afford to give us a tax break. the one year tax break for us is supposed to appease us?. Now to get the debt down old, sick and poor will pay for it. America looks so stoopid around the world now. I don't care who would win the next election Dem or Rep just as long as they aren't another little family mob boss.

  • Kinky
    Kinky Месяц назад

    So...Michael Cohen paying silence money to Trump's sexual liaisons somehow ripped the election away from Hillary? And it was all Russia's fault? Huh? I guess I'm still confused.

  • Malcolm Odell
    Malcolm Odell Месяц назад

    Brendan Fraser isn't dead.

  • ...x
    ...x Месяц назад

    Just reading the tweets verbatim is not funny.

  • Andrew Homiak
    Andrew Homiak Месяц назад

    Somehow, I'm not reassured by any tweet about China that mentions a "big leap forward"...

  • chris532008
    chris532008 Месяц назад

    Should be executed. He s sn attorney. Snd a sell out the lowest of low scum

  • ALFIE
    ALFIE Месяц назад

    $716B for the military, so what about Education, health care and housing? I guess those don't matter anymore; I think tribal politics blinds people to the truth.

  • chucku00
    chucku00 Месяц назад

    Was he tweeting about Scott Free productions ? Does he want a movie about his "presidency" ?

  • Michael
    Michael Месяц назад

    Who the hell is "Scott Free"?

  • CaptainUseless
    CaptainUseless Месяц назад

    It was funny for a while reading those “dot dot dot dot dot dot” in Trumps tweets but it’s seriously getting boring/annoying. Just read the tweet Stephen

  • Shawn Winnie
    Shawn Winnie Месяц назад

    Notice that Trump frequently refers to himself in third person, especially when talking about his businesses and legal liabilities. Especially when he's being held accountable, he then talks about himself as if he's talking about another person and then defending that person. This is a symptom of narcissism and insanity.

  • Horse Ass
    Horse Ass Месяц назад

    My cousin with down syndrome would be a more competent president

  • G. Strauss
    G. Strauss Месяц назад

    Hi there from one of those countries referred to as shitholes by that senile old goat you elected as president. America, WTF is wrong with your country?

  • Sandra J Gobely
    Sandra J Gobely Месяц назад

    It’s Mueller Time... 🍻
    #MuellerIsComing
    #MeToo
    #ImpeachTrump
    #WeCallBS
    #NetNeutrality
    #Bernie2020
    #Resist
    #WaterIsLife

  • smackdowner
    smackdowner Месяц назад

    Trump is so damn stupid

  • Butterfly princess
    Butterfly princess Месяц назад

    Mueller needs to interview Trump against Cohen and Flynn and Manafort to add to all their crimes. All crooks, all will testify against each other.

  • Slihrih
    Slihrih Месяц назад

    Pardon..pardoff 😂😂😂

  • John Sim
    John Sim Месяц назад

    45 should try making a complete sentence, sometime.

  • DukeStreetBill
    DukeStreetBill Месяц назад

    A "pardoff" would give Trump a pardon.

  • Tyg Rahof
    Tyg Rahof Месяц назад

    Every day Trump can prove he is a fuckwad. Again, where is our Oswald...

  • One World
    One World Месяц назад

    "Why did he put "President Trump" in quotes?" Ow it hurts to laugh so hard..... that was great. Here's some morsels from a few days ago on this subject...... check out the vague but blatant detours, double-talk, fatiguing chaos...... punctuated as spoken. One of my favorite is:
    ".....a project which was ESSENTIALLY I GUESS MORE OR LESS of an option that we were looking at in moscow everybody knew about it it was written about in newspapers it was a well-known project it was during the early part of '16 and I guess even before that it was for a short period of time (glitch) DIDN'T DO IT so we're not talking about DOING A PROJECT we're talking about NOT DOING A PROJECT."

    Another segment of flotsam, jetsam, detritus, and ...... well, how about some Frank Zappa words "terpsichorean ejectamenta"?
    "..........I don't know exactly but uh he was convicted of things UNRELATED to US, he was given a fairly long uh JAIL SENTENCE and he's a WEAK person and by being weak UNLIKE OTHER PEOPLE THAT YOU WATCH he's a WEAK PERSON and what he's trying to do is get a reduced sentence so he's lying about a project that everybody knew about I mean we were very open with it we were thinkin' about building a building I guess we had in a form that was an option I don't know what you'd call it uh we decided I decided ultimately NOT TO DO IT. There would've been nothing wrong if I DID do it if I DID do it there would've been nothing wrong this was my BUSINESS...... so he's lying very simply to get a reduced sentence."

  • Kanrath
    Kanrath Месяц назад

    The talk of "finest and cleanest product in the world" Immediately made me think "Since when did cocaine become a US export to China"

  • pfaffman100
    pfaffman100 Месяц назад

    Right now what would be so amazing is if our Friend, David Letterman, would join Stephen right about soon, and think his thoughts too.

  • Nik Rahmat
    Nik Rahmat Месяц назад +1

    Its unbelievable that this is the American President.

  • MrJohnycomelately21
    MrJohnycomelately21 Месяц назад

    I was looking through the comments for Brendan Fraser saying "Btw I'm not dead"

  • Daddy- Cool
    Daddy- Cool Месяц назад

    4:48 - 5:14 you know its always a mistake of standing in front of a Blue Screen.
    I mean some People with Video Editing skills and with the help of "Chroma Key" they could make some crazy shit out of this. :D

  • Ann Owen
    Ann Owen Месяц назад +1

    I can't believe we get presidential updates via misspelled tweets.

  • EDM REQUIEM
    EDM REQUIEM Месяц назад

    The clips of President Trump repeating his $716 Billion military budget after tweeting that it was crazy? Yes, we know. He's crazy!

  • sweinberger
    sweinberger Месяц назад

    Cutting down on defense might be the first sensible thing your president has ever announced in office. True, he's the one who approved it in the first place, but nevertheless: realizing that it's insane to spend more on defense than the next 10 (!) countries combined (!) is at least kind of progress.

  • Redlight Records
    Redlight Records Месяц назад

    I make air quotes every time I say "President Tump"

  • xev1435
    xev1435 Месяц назад

    what did Mr. Cohen do with Taxis?

  • Laurantalasah
    Laurantalasah Месяц назад

    Mauricio Macrííí... jajajaja he butchered the pronunciation :p

  • carschmn
    carschmn Месяц назад

    Love the Trump handler.

  • General Alist
    General Alist Месяц назад

    "Trump wants a level playing field because he can't walk uphill". Stephen is a comedic genius!

  • backwoodsjunkie08
    backwoodsjunkie08 Месяц назад

    Our country is hilarious! Enjoy the "sitcom" that is America

  • LAWRENCE OTTUM
    LAWRENCE OTTUM Месяц назад

    President Trump will resign by summer of 2019 with fines! but, he and his family will be pardoned for their many crimes

  • Do My Nails
    Do My Nails Месяц назад

    Whatever you do for the rest of your life, NEVER,EVER,EVA buy a pair of horn rimmed glasses. It will be too painful to connect your face to that you have just broadcast. Never, OK? I wore a pair once to work and I didn't think twice about it. A coworker of mine who didn't like me and hardly ever spoke to me looked at me very long and carefully and said "You look like Harry Potter".I thought I was gonna pee all over the floor.

  • myMelody4life
    myMelody4life Месяц назад

    Watching Trump storm off stage and say "Get me out of here" like a petulant child made me cringe so much...

  • Brandon Toad
    Brandon Toad Месяц назад

    Trump is a crazy old man.

  • Munish K
    Munish K Месяц назад

    So Obama didn’t increase the defence budget, start 5 new wars, and kill a bunch of innocent children, too? Obama was definitely a better president but better doesn’t make you a great president!

  • David Nielsen
    David Nielsen Месяц назад

    Trump reminds me of hitler in spending $700 billion on the military. who is he going to invade?
    Too many stupid people in the US.

  • Julie S
    Julie S Месяц назад

    Can U.S. repeat the Egyptian coup a la 2013? Or will we sit and fight each other, which is clearly what's happening.

  • Peppertree133 T
    Peppertree133 T Месяц назад

    "Big leap forward"?? Was that intentionally (and ironically) referencing Mao's Great Leap Forward?

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan Месяц назад

    Two year olds and animals need handlers. A freakin' PRESIDENT shouldn't need a handler!

  • Alan  Choi Chang
    Alan Choi Chang Месяц назад

    Seriously though, it wasn't the people that voted for him that got him elected, he didn't even win the majority. So, perhaps the US should really take a look at the outdated and retarded Electoral College and change that shit. How is it a democratic vote, if the person that the majority voted for doesn't get into office? fucking retarded system.

  • Marlo
    Marlo Месяц назад

    Stone doesn't want to be charged with perjury that's why he's not testilying.

  • Sept Care Ltd
    Sept Care Ltd Месяц назад

    He knows the money is going to military so he demolished that and pocket it himself Putin takes over haha

  • The Super Psycho Killer
    The Super Psycho Killer Месяц назад

    Trump totally needs a kid leash.

  • Malidictus
    Malidictus Месяц назад

    Did... Did Trump intentionally reference Mao Zedong's "Great Leap Forward?" You know, the attempt at industrialising Communist China which ended in historical famine? Or am I reading too much into his tweets?

  • Lopez Mario
    Lopez Mario Месяц назад

    Guys, you have been laughing for two years with thousands of jokes and STILL, you cannot get him. As usual he gets the last laugh.

  • Crystal Duncan
    Crystal Duncan Месяц назад

    God a 6 year old could put together more coherent tweets...imbecile.

  • Hassan Mohammeds
    Hassan Mohammeds Месяц назад

    Who mad him prisedent I don't know

  • AngelQM
    AngelQM Месяц назад

    “Google image result for regret” 😂😂😂

  • TIlak Sevak
    TIlak Sevak Месяц назад

    Pard off