Everything Wrong With Dark Phoenix In Plenty Of Minutes

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  • Published on Oct 22, 2019
  • Dark Phoenix... the final movie in the most recent X-men series... completed while Fox was being sold to Disney... and it's a mess, kids. A freaking giant mess. Full of sins. Oy.
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  • Mythraen
    Mythraen 57 minutes ago

    11:40 I guess I'm not going to line up to the right. I've heard of this thing, might be a bit far-fetched, but here it is... steel-toed boots.

  • Mythraen
    Mythraen Hour ago

    I'm not going to say Mystique's transformations make sense, but you know she can only take humanoid appearances, right? She's not Beast Boy.

  • Christian Hafer
    Christian Hafer 2 hours ago

    I'm not a comic book guy,vso I enjoyed this movie more than most. I was darned entertained.

  • R Ross
    R Ross 4 hours ago

    Wasn't it alluded to somewhere that Nightcrawler was the son of Raven and that red dude with the arrow tail? He looks the same age as Raven here.

  • Rising Dawn
    Rising Dawn 6 hours ago

    They nerfed the shit outta magneto in this movie

  • Synchronizor
    Synchronizor 7 hours ago

    No sin for Mystique in this film looking like a last-minute attempt by a broke cosplayer? Seriously, the makeup on Rebecca Romijn in the original X-Men was amazing, and Dark Phoenix was almost 20 years newer and had twice the budget.

  • Slemke 98
    Slemke 98 14 hours ago

    I swear after the first few seasons of GoT, Sophie Turner got complacent and just stopped trying. You should not be a worse actor in your 20s after like 10 years of experience than you were at 13. She can act, she just doesn't put any effort in anymore.

  • wolf bane
    wolf bane 16 hours ago

    Raven you dumb bitch the x in X-Men stands for the unknown that's why you're fucking call the X-Men because you're an unknown gean the x-gene you stupid stupid bitch I think they went over this and first class
    also add another Sin because they don't know what the fuck the Phoenix force is the Phoenix force is not the source of all life in the universe the Phoenix force is the source of all psychic energy in the universe.
    Phoenix force is a force that lives inside the entire multiverse and there's only one Phoenixit means you can go to any multiverse and they'll be one Phoenix the Phoenix Force stretches from all the Marvel universe's and there's only one.
    the Phoenix force is the source of all psychic energy in the entire world in the entire universe stretches from all the way from the multiverseJean was a good host for the Phoenix force in the face worse was making its way to Earth because of her sister dying yes holyshit Jean Grey has a sister.
    and if the filmmakers were good enough they could have led with the story but anyway the reason why the feed squirrels was on its way to Earth was because Jean Grey essentially linked her mind her dying sister and Jean experience with death was and this cry of pain reached out into the entire universe and the Phoenix Force caught on to that page and in the face force realize that it was a good house for its power Jean Grey was a made for the host of The Phoenix Force.
    and the reason why the Phoenix Force went crazy in the first place the Phoenix Force never experienced that emotion pain lost all of it the Phoenix Force never experienced pain never experienced emotion that's why I went the fuck crazy.
    coupled with the fact that the Phoenix force was manipulated by one of the members of the hellfire club but hey.
    Competent writers could not write something that interestingthat's sad or tragic know we had to go with this bullshit she's upset because her mommy and daddy didn't love her enough.

  • Vitor Oliveira
    Vitor Oliveira 16 hours ago

    The reason why there's so many retcons in timelines and why the president of the USA looks like Nixon is due to Days of Future Past where they changed the future. In Apocalypse and then Dark Phoenix it's a whole new timeline, seperate of our own (where the original Xmen trillogy happened for instance)

  • Kurt E. Clothier
    Kurt E. Clothier 18 hours ago

    The 'X' in "X-men" is for the "x-gene" that all mutants possess, not for the professor. Common mistake - they even screw that up in an episode of the Big Bang Theory (and, it was the earlier seasons that were still pretty good).

  • Samuel Wright
    Samuel Wright 19 hours ago

    dude, are you ever gonna tell us the story of you and your college girlfriend?

  • Ernie Velveeta
    Ernie Velveeta Day ago

    12:38 - I'm looking forward to when he gets an Oscar, whenever that may be.

  • Kiara Animefan
    Kiara Animefan Day ago

    God, I'm still pissed that I spent money on this. Absolute swing and a miss.

  • Juke Box
    Juke Box Day ago

    Convicted felons should be forced to watch this movie

  • Gamer1288
    Gamer1288 Day ago

    8:30 He forgot Loki and Star-Lord.

  • Gamer1288
    Gamer1288 Day ago

    6:36 There is also the fact that he is a cripple. He literally can't go out in the field. If the X-Men shared a universe with other Marvel Characters then he could have had Tony Stark or Reed Richards invent something that would allow him to use his legs.

  • Malkatrix musik
    Malkatrix musik Day ago

    Every movie the "new" nightcrawler is in deserves an extra sin for that abismal german accent

  • SkyHighGuys
    SkyHighGuys Day ago

    I prefer cinemawins version of this.

  • Kathryn Jones
    Kathryn Jones Day ago +1

    Jesus you are HEARTLESS and I LOVE IT

  • Dimitry K.
    Dimitry K. Day ago

    Also you should add at least 10 sins for the other car just casually drove over after the crash and no one stopped to check the wrecked car

  • NKProductions2014

    This movie sucked hard. I really didnt like it. It was like it was made by a group of student film students

  • Shy Choongmoon
    Shy Choongmoon Day ago

    Omg G spot reference 😂 I’m dead af 😂... don’t sin me

  • no love
    no love 2 days ago

    this movie is to lefty and that killed it :/

  • vikki luo
    vikki luo 2 days ago

    I can't believe they did not sin that Storm is using an umbrella, I'll get it if she is so sad that she caused the rain, but like, she is basically emotionless at that funeral scene. Soooooo...Ding

  • Joel.
    Joel. 2 days ago

    Storm controls all weather

  • Ndudi Obichi
    Ndudi Obichi 2 days ago

    Unpopular opinion: this movie really wasn’t that bad and y’all are overreacting. Sure it was a super toned down version than the epic saga in the comics but so was Captain America Civil War. Most of this movie’s hate came before the movie even premiered.

  • Shane Johnston
    Shane Johnston 2 days ago

    Sophie Turner finds this video disrespectful.

  • Moostached Saiyan Prince

    6:35 - Ummm, she does realize he's BEEN IN A WHEELCHAIR FOR YEARS, right? What's he gonna do? Get someone to hold down Mister Sinister while he repeatedly rolls his chair back and forth over him?

  • Beatriz Sales
    Beatriz Sales 2 days ago

    I’m pretty sure mutants age more slowly, or at least that’s my excuse for Magneto still being active when he was around during the Holocaust

  • Theman Joe
    Theman Joe 2 days ago

    they should put “everything wrong with Dark Phoenix” as the title on the DVD cover.

  • White Alliance
    White Alliance 2 days ago +1

    18:29 = Join as well illuminattt ru-clip.com/video/PoWmpXP7eAY/video.html he is on earth now. Love you cinemasins. His writing and creativity will impress you

  • White Alliance
    White Alliance 2 days ago

    15:22 marvel/capcom universe?

  • Christopher Gray
    Christopher Gray 3 days ago

    There’s a lot wrong

  • Tessa
    Tessa 3 days ago

    Dark Phoenix was so bad so this made me laugh so hard

  • AmericanClassicMusic

    Talk about a stink bomb to end off on

  • Lord Kizzle
    Lord Kizzle 3 days ago

    Hank simply forgot that physics do not apply to this world. So the space shuttle was orbiting at a speed of 0 instead of 17,000 mph.

    This video does not even come close to showing everything wrong with Dark Phoenix.

  • jonny c
    jonny c 3 days ago

    How about instead of making a video about everything wrong with the movie and just post the movie. I enjoyed X3 more than this crap

  • Thanks Hermione
    Thanks Hermione 3 days ago +1

    We still don't know how Wolverine got back with the X-Men after Apocalypse.

  • ike eki
    ike eki 3 days ago

    whatever else the movie did wrong, they didn't make the Phoenix evil or a split personality. she absorbs the Force and uses it to save her friends, and isn't killed by GaryStuverine, and she ascends to the White Room. this movie undoes the damage done by The Last Stand, and introduces a Phoenix that doesn't need to be destroyed, and a Jean that stays true to herself in the end, with her strength of emotions being what saves everyone. that's better than what the original trilogy left us with

  • webmonkees
    webmonkees 3 days ago

    Car crash happens for such a _very_ uncomfortable amount of time.. just before that the radio is playing Werewolves of London which came out in 1978, that was one long road trip.

  • doro626
    doro626 3 days ago

    The books dont matter, but Magneto doesnt need metal to fly since he is magnetism He creates a magnetic field and moves with that. Its the movie logic that places him in plastic rooms to cancel his abilities.

  • lauren kane
    lauren kane 3 days ago

    Aww no he's slowed down the speech! Better when it's quicker!

  • Amarierry
    Amarierry 3 days ago

    Storm’s powers actually adapt to her environment. She’s used her powers in space several times in the comics. Not a sin.

    • Doctor Strange
      Doctor Strange 2 days ago

      It is a sin, because they are lazy as fuck with Storm and her powers in pretty much everything. They never explain it outside of "something something weather".

  • Brad Sayadsarvari
    Brad Sayadsarvari 3 days ago

    Can't wait to see EWW IT chapter 2! Love that film so much (and chapter one) to me it's a work of art 🙌🎈🎈

  • Boompster
    Boompster 3 days ago

    You shouldve made this video as long as the actual movie.

  • John Nelson
    John Nelson 3 days ago

    Seriously tho, full support of his Quicksilver comment. Q was even a little self-deprecating in the first movie, when he joked about being a loser playing video games in his mom's basement to break the ice with a couple of adults in his 1st movie. Way out of character lying to kids to look cool imo...

  • Beard Bro
    Beard Bro 4 days ago +3

    I still don't know why they had an 80s car in 1975

  • Theroux
    Theroux 4 days ago

    This guy has a frog in his throat now.

  • Xiphos
    Xiphos 4 days ago

    The hospital staff, and anyone for that matter will do anything Xavier wants. That's literally his mutant power.

  • Tom Ball
    Tom Ball 4 days ago

    Getting impaled!

  • PDX LockPicker
    PDX LockPicker 5 days ago

    This wasn't that bad of a movie.

  • Dom Vasta
    Dom Vasta 5 days ago +2

    Charles does have the ability to mind control people, remember he's frozen a train station full of people before and he killed all his students when he had a seizure.

  • KnightsaysNi
    KnightsaysNi 5 days ago

    Omg, the Genesis bit was so perfect. XD

  • voodoo lady
    voodoo lady 5 days ago

    Holy shit balls it’s yellow spandex by the way where is Patrick Stewart who else misses him

  • Delta Charlie
    Delta Charlie 5 days ago +1

    Extremely forgettable movie

  • DangerOne
    DangerOne 5 days ago +1

    What you don't know about that last scene is that Bruce Wayne, Alfred, and Selina Kyle are all sitting 3 feet away from them lol

  • William Breese
    William Breese 5 days ago

    Famke was the best Jean. Change my mind.

  • M. Lewis
    M. Lewis 6 days ago

    Can you sin Fist of Legend? Don't forget to take away sin for fitting one at a time 😁.

  • #WBR Savages
    #WBR Savages 6 days ago +2

    What really ruined the movie is 1. Dark Phoenix isn’t actually labeled under an X Men movie. Of course true fans know, but honestly I didn’t even know it was part of the X men series until way AFTER it came out. And 2 Dark Phoenix came out at the same time as Captain Marvel, which basically contained the same concept as well as a lot of the same powers.

  • Alex London
    Alex London 6 days ago

    Sci fi fans are pathetic little boys. This was the best X-Men movie by far.