Everything Wrong With Hitch In 16 Minutes Or Less

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  • Published on Feb 14, 2019
  • This movie is... kind of offensive. Full of sins as well.
    Next week: feel-good sins and feel-good sins.
    Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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  • Alfred Thompson
    Alfred Thompson Day ago

    Yo, that Eminem tangent... HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • Mahvimcoo
    Mahvimcoo 2 days ago

    Benidrill seems to effect people differently. I've seen people get pretty loopy on it, far beyond just answering questions honestly to a fault. It's not a truth serum, but it does seem to dampen your ability to foresee consequences to your current actions. Most people who can remember the sensation describe it as a dream like sense, where things just seemed to happen without any real control over it. Think 'David at the Dentist', but less screaming, and less incoherent rambling. Drugs are crazy misunderstood and their effects massively under researched.

  • Dern Vader
    Dern Vader 5 days ago

    *It goes on for some time...* - that had me rolling...

  • Jon Mann
    Jon Mann 6 days ago

    They must have a lot of soy in the snacks this dude advertises he was acting like such a feminist souboy cuck

  • Gülleøn Aví
    Gülleøn Aví 11 days ago

    This is by far the fucking funniest review I’ve seen!! The Eminem rampaging spin-off did it for me🤣🤣

  • Eris Cyl
    Eris Cyl 11 days ago

    Some very woke, feminist rants. Nice job, CinemaSins.

  • Daniel Grigg
    Daniel Grigg 16 days ago

    The After Earth rap was great.

  • Connie W
    Connie W 17 days ago

    isn't that phoebe's brother

  • C-MONEY
    C-MONEY 18 days ago

    Kevin James is also a melt

  • C-MONEY
    C-MONEY 18 days ago

    Will Smith is a melt

  • Eli R S Jimenez Guzman

    Food allergies. Can be developed pretty much at any point in your life, so its actually possible for Hitch to not know about a new allergy until he eats said thing he's allergic to.
    I spent my whole life eating shrimp, my favorite seafood. Around age 24, I order food with shrimp in it, and my mouth swelled up on me out of the blue. Doctor says I'm now allergic to shrimp, not all shellfish for some reason, just shrimp... -_-

  • Jukebox Owens
    Jukebox Owens 19 days ago

    Man, fuck this movie in every way things can fuck. Fucking hell.

  • Jcarroll 41
    Jcarroll 41 22 days ago

    Its raining convenience...lol. i love these videos

  • Guy Williams
    Guy Williams 29 days ago

    Women will ALWAYS like assholes... whether it "ages well" or night...

  • Knight Arcane
    Knight Arcane 29 days ago

    Lmao. Sexism is a rumor

  • ANTI-SATAN pro-life RTMI

    Everything wrong with hitch....

    - the entire cast

  • David Holford
    David Holford Month ago

    This is ridiculous first off the movie wasnt half as sexist as you make it sound. Second if you really think it's that bad maybe you should refrain from saying things like "this scene doesn't contain a lap dance". Third maybe his opinion on women and love is jaded but he never actually did anything wrong to Sara for her to have gotten mad in the first place.

  • Mike Piesco
    Mike Piesco Month ago

    9:02 The Newspaper shows 'Gotham's Favorite Newspaper'

  • Anonymous Racoon
    Anonymous Racoon Month ago

    9.25
    hateful movie.
    but you totally got your like.
    eminem tangent?
    Fire.
    u da man.

  • Mr.Giggles
    Mr.Giggles Month ago

    Benadryl won't get you to this level of loopyness.... Ding (you thought)
    It can
    How can he not know that he has an allergy to a food ding (you thought)
    You clearly never been to an ER or a ride-along with EMTs

  • LeClerc Darmand
    LeClerc Darmand Month ago

    Hitch Hitch don't call her a Bitch💀😭🤣🤣🤣

  • Sean Morgan
    Sean Morgan Month ago

    Pixels was awesome.

  • Salar Khan
    Salar Khan Month ago

    How did no one notice the hitch hike play on words

  • Shake Zula
    Shake Zula Month ago

    Lol if hitch's advice works for these guys, then how is he a bad guy? Because hes giving away cheat codes to get women? if it didnt work and it hurt women i could see him being the asshole, but it works. 😆

  • gabriella schmitt
    gabriella schmitt Month ago

    Nope hu-uh, sorry but I have to cinema sins ur sin. BENADRYL is what they give u in hospitals during ANY and every allergic reaction. ER, operating rooms, before blood transfusions, and any other time anything from itching or swelling, to respiratory issues, fever, and even elevated heart rate/blood pressure happens. HOWEVER, it IS Benadryl IV, not by mouth crap that yes probably would take too long :/
    *”do not take if allergic to Benadryl or any ingredients found in Benadryl” lol*

  • 1369Stiles
    1369Stiles Month ago

    someone want to explain to me what the difference is between hitch manipulating situations to get women to just simply notice a specific man, and all the douche bags out there using their looks, confidence, and "game" to manipulate a woman into believing their bullshit?

  • Young Sir Ren
    Young Sir Ren Month ago

    Whoa, Kevin James look like a fat Ben Affleck

  • Eve Tats
    Eve Tats Month ago

    Awful how that reporter woman’s bad behaviour has no consequences. Super annoying how Hitch chased after her and begged her to take him back when she lost him his work and caused drama in Albert and Allegra’s love story. The audacity! Really annoying how some people are rewarded for their bad behaviour. Terrible movie because of that part of the plot - would have been fine otherwise...

  • Vic
    Vic Month ago

    12:54 I laughed hard cause I have asthma too🤣

  • Auto Young
    Auto Young Month ago

    Sounds like Mr. CinemaSins can't get any pussy...

  • zebraprinted22
    zebraprinted22 Month ago +2

    When you said people are aware of their skin showing but almost all of us have seen plumber crack and not from a plumber

  • Katie Maddalena
    Katie Maddalena Month ago

    Jeremy sings while sinning cliche.
    Ding.

  • Nicole Lawing
    Nicole Lawing Month ago

    You should have given an extra sin for putting a dog in a suitcase with no breathing holes.

  • Jack Warren
    Jack Warren Month ago +1

    Little things like "smith and lesson," and "this friend arrives the moment Hitch Hikes away" are just some of the reasons you guys are awesome at this

  • n543576
    n543576 Month ago

    Ouch these comments are.....interesting to say the least.
    I don't think I will ever understand the internet's hate of "feminism" relating to media. I want to just say theres just a lot of spurn manchildren who are upset they didn't get women in their lifetime or whatever, and yes im sure there are plenty that fit that scenario. But really there HAS to be more to it because people love Cinemasins, but when he starts calling out sexism in its most obvious form people seem to be split if its justified in doing so, but not in his other strong opinions of movies out there.

  • Nyneva Kyte
    Nyneva Kyte Month ago

    Actually, Benadryl will work, as long as someone is not so swollen they can't swallow it. FWI. Liquid is faster.

  • Samurai Jack
    Samurai Jack 2 months ago

    I can tell by the tone of his voice that he has some sort of vendetta with this movie because most of the criticisms here are just super nitpicky.

  • SpiderFan65
    SpiderFan65 2 months ago

    Hitch please. This movie is great.

  • Lutendo Madzena
    Lutendo Madzena 2 months ago

    lol i always thought it was the SIXTEENTH chapel lol...

  • dtla008
    dtla008 2 months ago

    Y u picking on will

  • lordvageta sayain
    lordvageta sayain 2 months ago

    Feminism is ruining everything!!! Where are your balls, guys? You all know that women play games, mostly head games when it comes down to " The Approach!" and dating. So Hitch is misogony for exposing that? You men here are cowards! I get why CinemaSins has to be, they make money off of them. Our country, Idocracy is now real. "Feminism, because it has electrolytes!" smh

  • m m
    m m 2 months ago

    Kevin james has the yeeks

  • Claudia Duran
    Claudia Duran 2 months ago

    What's with all the White Knighting?

  • Q J
    Q J 2 months ago

    Gotta say...your assessment (and recreation) of Will Smith songs as related to his movies and the missed possibilities there of...HILARIOUS! my fav part of this vid

  • Ash Ojay
    Ash Ojay 2 months ago

    I read all the comments about the bad rapping but I was not prepared for that crap 😱

  • Tessia Needham
    Tessia Needham 2 months ago

    Dude, if Hitch got ahold of my fiance before we got together, we never would've gotten together. I have social anxiety, man. If you touch me without permission, I might hit you. If you drop me off, I always fiddle because I don't know how to end conversations: please don't kiss me. Jesus, the cookie-cutter aspects of this movie make me realize just how bad it is.

  • Prince Rennes
    Prince Rennes 2 months ago

    Bro I love this!!!!!

  • Very Nice
    Very Nice 2 months ago

    This movie hasn't aged horribly. Society has.

  • Stephanie West
    Stephanie West 2 months ago +1

    Lmao! Wow Jeremy you really shook the nuts out of the tree with this video

    • Jefferson Smyth
      Jefferson Smyth 2 months ago

      This movie is dated and doesn't hold up today, or even in it's day.

    • tshepo legodi
      tshepo legodi 2 months ago

      I think it's cos he clearly missed the entire point of the movie

    • Stephanie West
      Stephanie West 2 months ago +1

      @Jefferson Smyth lol you just proved my point. Lmao the coment section is full of nuts

    • Jefferson Smyth
      Jefferson Smyth 2 months ago

      You and I must've watched different videos.

  • candi World
    candi World 2 months ago

    This movie was horrible

  • DerBanker
    DerBanker 2 months ago

    Helping anxious men getting a girl is not a bad thing. So why the 30 sins?

    • Agon Leed
      Agon Leed 2 months ago

      @Stephanie West so...all lifetime movies?
      EVERY movie, t.v. show, and real life situation where you trying to date, has elements of what you say is bad. But this movie's point is to help a guy get a woman....so...yea. AND the point of the movie is that some of his ways are wrong. Can't have that revelation without having the reason there is need for it.

    • Stephanie West
      Stephanie West 2 months ago

      Helping anxious men objectify, manipulat and take advantage of women is a very bad thing

  • bigbudha168
    bigbudha168 2 months ago +1

    loved this movie up in till i found out kevin james is a douce. i dont watch anything his in.

    • Jefferson Smyth
      Jefferson Smyth 2 months ago +1

      Never put actors on a pedestal, this is why.

  • A The Great
    A The Great 2 months ago

    -1 sin Porzingod turned out to be good.
    Also give that sin back because they pissed him off and left 😂😂

  • pdog109
    pdog109 2 months ago

    lol watch top chef bitch

  • Kristjan Pall Palsson
    Kristjan Pall Palsson 2 months ago

    Jeremy, you need to stop being a virtue-signalling social justice warrior. Wow, this disease is annoying!

    • Agon Leed
      Agon Leed 2 months ago

      yea..he did go through a phase of that. especially with this..BUT this was made in the time of metoo and youtube wanting everyone to apologize. He's trying to keep his channel. I can't blame him. I wouldn't do it, but...other videos aren't THIS bad

  • Jacob Wilkerson
    Jacob Wilkerson 2 months ago +1

    someone give the people who made this video a tampon, please... to dry their snowflake tears..

  • Catherine 480
    Catherine 480 2 months ago

    I like how Will Smith logic dictates that if a girl can’t find her keys right away that means she definitely wants to be lip raped.

    • Agon Leed
      Agon Leed 2 months ago

      if that's how you take it..it's probably a problem YOU have to visualize that.
      This woman seems more organized than your regular small town, wear pajamas to target/walmart lady who works all day in a shitty job and tries to date on weekends...so she has purses that she just throws shit all in.
      basically...she knew where her keys were cause they aren't lost in 3mths of grocery reciepts.
      AND the TRUE point is that he had a full date...taking ALL the cues, make a move to show that you are indeed interested. AND you cannot deny that in general, women WANT a man to make some kind of move. Or you're just shitting on a few generations of women who have already made that point clear

  • Yedidah Vergara Olivo
    Yedidah Vergara Olivo 3 months ago

    Ok, that 'forgetting you're not wearing pants' thing is true, it's happened to me a few times (not for long but still)

  • Brian Greg
    Brian Greg 3 months ago

    Dude you sounded like a feminen ass bitch!!! Sexist this..sexist that!! Shut the fuck up pussy!!!

  • Andrew Westry
    Andrew Westry 3 months ago

    There is nothing wrong with this movie whore