Everything Wrong With Hitch In 16 Minutes Or Less

Hitch? I think you misspelled "feminist propaganda".

I do have to mention, I just discovered I have a food allergy to Alligator meat. Yes someone going their entire lives without eating shellfish is kinda odd, but not unlikely. I'm 29, and my parents also ate it and they didn't have a reaction. So how was I suppose to know I was allergic to alligator meat when I haven't eaten it till a few weeks ago?

You misunderstood Hitch's intentions. On purpose, too. ru-clip.com/video/0JmETteiVzo/video.html

Here is a sin to counter the sin you made at the 4:50 mark about Hitch turning Albert into a likeable boyfriend for the stunning and classy Allegra Cole.....because even WITH all the helpful education he gives Albert, we find out from Allegra that Hitch did NOTHING to cause Allegra to fall in love with Albert. It was entirely Albert and his sweet, clumsy, goofy self that won her heart.

I like this film but some parts def dont hold up, but i always thought the point of the film is that hitch is wrong, his tips are wrong and he is kind of a naive jerk, though it does kinda defend him in that one scene.... the truth is probably somewhere in the middle... just like everything else

9:03 The newspaper also suggest they’re in “Gotham” New York.

So much of this was wrong.. so my guess is you bash movies not to show the issues but to cause issues and get views and comments

Why the fuck can’t we compare fruit

PARKER! Hahahahahaha

Wtf I love Hitch

how the fuck are you so extremely liberal. its so annoying. you can see through bullshit in movies. but hop on the liberal bandwagin

God dam, you went off on this movie.

If CinemaSins is going to judge a 2005 movie by 2017 SJW standards of "sexism", then you might as well judge what cold weather is by the opinion of an 89 year old African woman.

could u please make a whole video rapping the eminem song?..

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My god dude.... I guess you missed the whole part where he refused to help the guy who just wanted sex. Seriously, it's like you only hear what you want to hear in this movie. You know what, I'm not even going to try to explain it. You are clearly a lost ass Millennial and it's sad.

So... since when is getting tips on how not to act like a buffoon on a date and actually impress a girl such a con? Is this not what we all try to do when we date a woman we are into? There is literally nothing manipulative or sinister about it. Not all of us are just trying to use them for sex and dip out, never to talk to them again. If that was the goal then THAT would be sinister, which this movie has clearly pointed out is not the goal. Jesus dude, lighten up. Your attitude is literally part of the problem with today's world.

Oh I see... so you're one of those god damned Millennials that turns literally everything into something offensive. Great. What you were saying about Will Smith being sexist at the beginning is not at ALL what he was trying to say. He was simply saying that if a woman is into you that she won't use those BS excuses. No woman is going to actually be attracted to a guy and then say such a thing while actually meaning it, no one. It's as simple as that, don't read into it so damn much.

Lmao epic humor

Of course the giant fucking sin of having the beautiful model Amber Valletta end up with Kevin James...

"Hitch, please."

When did these videos stop being funny and turn into politically correct crap?

2:27 Where he hell is your ...." Discount Alen Baldwin"?

I've never seen this movie and i certainly won't bother after seeing this huge cringe fest lol

you fcked up on the "eww he took her to a knicks game" part. If you go back a little ion the movie. when they are at the party. I believe she invited him to the knicks game.

How you said nothing about the kissing scene from both dudes

"Whoever designed this 'couch' can just fuck right the hell off and enjoy hipster eternity" love it xx

Eva Mendez is so smoking hot 😍😍

I HATE will smith

"Guess i wont be needing this anymore"...LMFAO!!!

My teacher played this movie 3 times in class three classes in a row
I needed to see this

HHitchis like the b word

I'm commenting without going through all 3600 comments. Benadryl does more than is mentioned for allergic reactions. It can slow inflammation and keep breathing possible until you get to a hospital which is the first priority when having a reaction. However it is crucial to tell the er doctors the exact dose taken and what time. Strength of the medicine can vary so I suggest bringing the bottle of what you took along with you.

dont be such a sjw cinemasins

Cyrano Debergerac?
The Statue of David??
wait..
David Debergerac?

"will smith rapping" is what was wrong with this movie😂😂😂 the hitch soundtrack was lame😂🏌️
2:19 lmaoo that couch😂😂

This is by far the worst criticism of a movie ever. The points on Hitch's job are ridiculous.

Me : this time I'll just try to enjoy the video and won't check the biased comments...
1 second later
Me : *read the comments*
Why I hurt myself like that....

I want a spoof of this where *all* of his advice utterly fails. So, all the women are aware and aren't willing to be manipulated, they have different thoughts and opinions so each women reacts to each thing differently, maybe have one girl "friend zone" the guy, one girl already in a relationship and/or one girl that's gay. I just want to watch hitch fail and have him struggle to figure out why because i think it would be funny.

This movie almost made me not feel boss.

Everything wrong with CiinemaSins in 16 minutes

Call 911 I think he's having a Blart Attack! I spit my coffee out at my desk on that one!

Wauw. There're so many ways you could've come at this movie... And this is how you did it? Calling it sexist and taking a feminist stand? This might be the most dissapointing episode of CinemaSins I've ever watched.

“Taken literally your analogy -” No. Stop. You have clearly misunderstood how analogies work.

Nope, you can't ruin this movie for me! Still one of my favourites.

He...he did do a song for Hitch though. I’m positive he did. I think.

You should sin yourself for that terrible rap voice over guy.

You were very petty on this movie it was more your opinion then fact I like wen you use facts as sins not your opinion this was a bad video

Lol I love this movie‼️

An Eminem tangent? You’re so lame 😩

The 'cliches' when it comes to women are all crap that women will tell you about other women.

2:33 discount Cloony

Yknow... I dont get the whole sexism rant. There are countless books on relationship advice targeted to women. Several big magazines are entirely dedicated to women dating problems. How is it sexist to offer men advice on dating women? Is Cosmo then a sexist magazine? Its silly...
Women are different than men, and men are different than women. There's overall generalizations that apply to both sexes. But its just that: generalizations. Not true for everyone, but commonalities that do apply to a sizable number. Sorry but humans arent that hugely distinct. It's why the Myers Briggs has only 16 personalities rather than millions. Gosh darn....Hitch isn't really that controversial. It's not like the movie came out in the 60s or something. Get off your hire horse like the 'rules' have suddenly changed just because a few percent of the population decided to become overly sensitive about everything.
Besides the point of the movie was to show that while Hitch's generalizations worked initially, they also were based on his own preconceptions that didnt work when actually long term dating his girlfriend.

Please don't sing, sir.

Watch Top Chef Bitch.
My new favorite line, I laughed way too hard, but absolutely true. Thank you for the amazing reference !!

I feel like he ignores all the time Hitch EMPHASIZES that he only helps men who are actually in love. In fact she's apologizing to him exactly for thinking what the Cinemasins guy is saying. Did he watch this movie while playing on his phone?

That on porzinges joke, 😂😂😂

Hitch is sexist.

If you’re from Minnesota, you CAN find dirt in a snowstorm Hahaha

I want a spoof of this movie where hitch tries to help the guy get this girl but the girl is a feminist with a girlfriend (or boyfriend (actually she could be single too) tbh it would still work) and doesn't care about the guy (even in a friend way because he's a sexist idiot) so she doesn't tell him and he keeps trying to woo her and failing epically.

Oh ooh you know what else would be funny? if the girl is a pretty tolerant person and does becomes friends with the guy, discussing controversial views with him, hangs out with him as what she sees as friendly, and he sees as romantic, (all of these have happened to me with different guys, minus the other romantic partner) and just doesn't tell him about her relationship or sexuality for a while because it's just not his business until the end and the guy and hitch have to come to terms with the fact that they have no way to get what they think they think they should get.

I read Hitch, I think of Christopher Hitchens. He had a greater impact on me than I ever knew.

Don't get me wrong man, I love your content, but you're kind of a cunt for bitching throughout the entire breakdown of the movie about sexism and misogyny (and even calling it out in places it doesn't exist ((the best friend almost ALWAYS has to sign off on the relationship)), when you've said plenty of misogynistic and sexist shit in many of your other Cinema Sins videos.

Sorry, I thought this was analysis of (my worldly Lord and Master) Christopher Hitchens (often referred to as "Hitch"), not this uneducated American bit part actor, Appliancetologist, giving me advice on life. I'll show myself out now.

Biggest sin of all, guy says "Date doctor my ass!" How did you not sin this line? That line right there would tell me the date doctor exists, but he didn't use him cause he's clearly mocking the date doctor as useless and he didn't need his help. I can't be the only one who realized this right?

The Parker part was a very nice touch lmao

I remember seeing this movie when I was young and just thinking 'if this gross ass robotic play-by-play is the only way a guy has to manufacture a 'real' romance with a woman I'm going to be single or gay.' Way too much sleazy ass effort. Imagine doing hitch's thing and it working and ending up married and 30 years later you're still living with the truth you paid a love pimp to show you grade school manipulation techniques to get your wife to notice you.

PORZINGIS

This is the only movie I’ve ever walked out of. Seeing as how I saw through Malibu’s most wanted twice says something.

When did this channel become so SJW snowflakey?

Cressida is a Toyota as well

She really did heal his eyes with hotness! Haha!

yikes, i almost thought a woman was sinning this movie.

He seemed particularly pissed off on sinning this movie

Honestly unless it was Will who wrote this story, his lines in the beginning of the movie does not make him sexist, his character didn't write the lines. Seemed unesscary to say the actor is.

When's the CinemaSins mixtape dropping?

Oh fuck you.

This movie needs a sequel called Stitch, named after Hitch' s brother. He could be a surgeon that hooks up strangers by turning them into human centipedes. Nothing makes a lasting couple like sewing them together! Divorce is a bit sloppy...but it would be a perfect romantic comedy.

Pixles came out WAAAAAY after Hitch... bad movie reference! *DING!!!*

I lost my SHIT at "why don't you just spill hot coffee on her and call her a whore" hahahahahahahhaha

Hitch is my favorite movie dude

16:17 Ahhhhh surprise Charles Boyle NOINE NOINE

i love this one. this film is incredibly sexist.

Kind of ironic coming from" scene does not contain a lap dance" guy.

:/

Smith and lesson OMFG 😂

do liar liar and wayens world please

15:38 looks like jake Paul 1000000000 sins

She asked "Which one's Isle 2?", meaning 'which isle is Isle 2?', meaning 'which isle is the number "2" isle?', in which case his response is absolutely respective and appropriate: 'The one with the big "2" over it".
Stupid f¥©×ing customers. They can only be loathed.

Extra 5 sins for having to hear you sing for a whole minute

3:49 That "gettin' piggy with it" HAS to be intentional.

Uh.... Where's the "This movie exists" *ding*??? 😷😷😷👎

Allegra Cole said she got made fun of for not being able to whistle, and couldn't do it at the Nick's game, then is suddenly able to when Albert was choking out Hitch.

The her grandfather or whatever bring the butcher served no purpose to the plot

this was a good one

15:01 sin 129.... really are you serious? Is he serious?? Really? Thats how they shoot movies dude. And you rapping NO. Stop it.

4:06 WHY THE FUCK is her backside blurred? Im gonna really need an answer cinemasins

This movie just sucked.

i liked this movie idc

My favourite film

Also, as female, I don't find this movie sexist. Why all the hate, CinemaSins?