Everything Wrong With Hitch In 16 Minutes Or Less
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- Published on Feb 14, 2019
- This movie is... kind of offensive. Full of sins as well.
Next week: feel-good sins and feel-good sins.
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Yo, that Eminem tangent... HILARIOUS!!!!!
Benidrill seems to effect people differently. I've seen people get pretty loopy on it, far beyond just answering questions honestly to a fault. It's not a truth serum, but it does seem to dampen your ability to foresee consequences to your current actions. Most people who can remember the sensation describe it as a dream like sense, where things just seemed to happen without any real control over it. Think 'David at the Dentist', but less screaming, and less incoherent rambling. Drugs are crazy misunderstood and their effects massively under researched.
*It goes on for some time...* - that had me rolling...
They must have a lot of soy in the snacks this dude advertises he was acting like such a feminist souboy cuck
This is by far the fucking funniest review I’ve seen!! The Eminem rampaging spin-off did it for me🤣🤣
Some very woke, feminist rants. Nice job, CinemaSins.
The After Earth rap was great.
isn't that phoebe's brother
Kevin James is also a melt
Will Smith is a melt
Food allergies. Can be developed pretty much at any point in your life, so its actually possible for Hitch to not know about a new allergy until he eats said thing he's allergic to.
I spent my whole life eating shrimp, my favorite seafood. Around age 24, I order food with shrimp in it, and my mouth swelled up on me out of the blue. Doctor says I'm now allergic to shrimp, not all shellfish for some reason, just shrimp... -_-
Man, fuck this movie in every way things can fuck. Fucking hell.
Its raining convenience...lol. i love these videos
Women will ALWAYS like assholes... whether it "ages well" or night...
Lmao. Sexism is a rumor
Everything wrong with hitch....
- the entire cast
This is ridiculous first off the movie wasnt half as sexist as you make it sound. Second if you really think it's that bad maybe you should refrain from saying things like "this scene doesn't contain a lap dance". Third maybe his opinion on women and love is jaded but he never actually did anything wrong to Sara for her to have gotten mad in the first place.
9:02 The Newspaper shows 'Gotham's Favorite Newspaper'
9.25
hateful movie.
but you totally got your like.
eminem tangent?
Fire.
u da man.
Benadryl won't get you to this level of loopyness.... Ding (you thought)
It can
How can he not know that he has an allergy to a food ding (you thought)
You clearly never been to an ER or a ride-along with EMTs
Hitch Hitch don't call her a Bitch💀😭🤣🤣🤣
Pixels was awesome.
How did no one notice the hitch hike play on words
Lol if hitch's advice works for these guys, then how is he a bad guy? Because hes giving away cheat codes to get women? if it didnt work and it hurt women i could see him being the asshole, but it works. 😆
Nope hu-uh, sorry but I have to cinema sins ur sin. BENADRYL is what they give u in hospitals during ANY and every allergic reaction. ER, operating rooms, before blood transfusions, and any other time anything from itching or swelling, to respiratory issues, fever, and even elevated heart rate/blood pressure happens. HOWEVER, it IS Benadryl IV, not by mouth crap that yes probably would take too long :/
*”do not take if allergic to Benadryl or any ingredients found in Benadryl” lol*
someone want to explain to me what the difference is between hitch manipulating situations to get women to just simply notice a specific man, and all the douche bags out there using their looks, confidence, and "game" to manipulate a woman into believing their bullshit?
Whoa, Kevin James look like a fat Ben Affleck
Awful how that reporter woman’s bad behaviour has no consequences. Super annoying how Hitch chased after her and begged her to take him back when she lost him his work and caused drama in Albert and Allegra’s love story. The audacity! Really annoying how some people are rewarded for their bad behaviour. Terrible movie because of that part of the plot - would have been fine otherwise...
12:54 I laughed hard cause I have asthma too🤣
Sounds like Mr. CinemaSins can't get any pussy...
When you said people are aware of their skin showing but almost all of us have seen plumber crack and not from a plumber
Jeremy sings while sinning cliche.
Ding.
You should have given an extra sin for putting a dog in a suitcase with no breathing holes.
Little things like "smith and lesson," and "this friend arrives the moment Hitch Hikes away" are just some of the reasons you guys are awesome at this
Ouch these comments are.....interesting to say the least.
I don't think I will ever understand the internet's hate of "feminism" relating to media. I want to just say theres just a lot of spurn manchildren who are upset they didn't get women in their lifetime or whatever, and yes im sure there are plenty that fit that scenario. But really there HAS to be more to it because people love Cinemasins, but when he starts calling out sexism in its most obvious form people seem to be split if its justified in doing so, but not in his other strong opinions of movies out there.
Actually, Benadryl will work, as long as someone is not so swollen they can't swallow it. FWI. Liquid is faster.
I can tell by the tone of his voice that he has some sort of vendetta with this movie because most of the criticisms here are just super nitpicky.
Hitch please. This movie is great.
lol i always thought it was the SIXTEENTH chapel lol...
Y u picking on will
Feminism is ruining everything!!! Where are your balls, guys? You all know that women play games, mostly head games when it comes down to " The Approach!" and dating. So Hitch is misogony for exposing that? You men here are cowards! I get why CinemaSins has to be, they make money off of them. Our country, Idocracy is now real. "Feminism, because it has electrolytes!" smh
Kevin james has the yeeks
What's with all the White Knighting?
Gotta say...your assessment (and recreation) of Will Smith songs as related to his movies and the missed possibilities there of...HILARIOUS! my fav part of this vid
I read all the comments about the bad rapping but I was not prepared for that crap 😱
Dude, if Hitch got ahold of my fiance before we got together, we never would've gotten together. I have social anxiety, man. If you touch me without permission, I might hit you. If you drop me off, I always fiddle because I don't know how to end conversations: please don't kiss me. Jesus, the cookie-cutter aspects of this movie make me realize just how bad it is.
Bro I love this!!!!!
This movie hasn't aged horribly. Society has.
Lmao! Wow Jeremy you really shook the nuts out of the tree with this video
This movie is dated and doesn't hold up today, or even in it's day.
I think it's cos he clearly missed the entire point of the movie
@Jefferson Smyth lol you just proved my point. Lmao the coment section is full of nuts
You and I must've watched different videos.
This movie was horrible
Helping anxious men getting a girl is not a bad thing. So why the 30 sins?
@Stephanie West so...all lifetime movies?
EVERY movie, t.v. show, and real life situation where you trying to date, has elements of what you say is bad. But this movie's point is to help a guy get a woman....so...yea. AND the point of the movie is that some of his ways are wrong. Can't have that revelation without having the reason there is need for it.
Helping anxious men objectify, manipulat and take advantage of women is a very bad thing
loved this movie up in till i found out kevin james is a douce. i dont watch anything his in.
Never put actors on a pedestal, this is why.
-1 sin Porzingod turned out to be good.
Also give that sin back because they pissed him off and left 😂😂
lol watch top chef bitch
Jeremy, you need to stop being a virtue-signalling social justice warrior. Wow, this disease is annoying!
yea..he did go through a phase of that. especially with this..BUT this was made in the time of metoo and youtube wanting everyone to apologize. He's trying to keep his channel. I can't blame him. I wouldn't do it, but...other videos aren't THIS bad
someone give the people who made this video a tampon, please... to dry their snowflake tears..
I like how Will Smith logic dictates that if a girl can’t find her keys right away that means she definitely wants to be lip raped.
if that's how you take it..it's probably a problem YOU have to visualize that.
This woman seems more organized than your regular small town, wear pajamas to target/walmart lady who works all day in a shitty job and tries to date on weekends...so she has purses that she just throws shit all in.
basically...she knew where her keys were cause they aren't lost in 3mths of grocery reciepts.
AND the TRUE point is that he had a full date...taking ALL the cues, make a move to show that you are indeed interested. AND you cannot deny that in general, women WANT a man to make some kind of move. Or you're just shitting on a few generations of women who have already made that point clear
Ok, that 'forgetting you're not wearing pants' thing is true, it's happened to me a few times (not for long but still)
Dude you sounded like a feminen ass bitch!!! Sexist this..sexist that!! Shut the fuck up pussy!!!
There is nothing wrong with this movie whore