Everything Wrong With Hitch In 16 Minutes Or Less

15:38 looks like jake Paul 1000000000 sins

She asked "Which one's Isle 2?", meaning 'which isle is Isle 2?', meaning 'which isle is the number "2" isle?', in which case his response is absolutely respective and appropriate: 'The one with the big "2" over it".
Stupid f¥©×ing customers. They can only be loathed.

Extra 5 sins for having to hear you sing for a whole minute

3:49 That "gettin' piggy with it" HAS to be intentional.

Uh.... Where's the "This movie exists" *ding*??? 😷😷😷👎

Allegra Cole said she got made fun of for not being able to whistle, and couldn't do it at the Nick's game, then is suddenly able to when Albert was choking out Hitch.

The her grandfather or whatever bring the butcher served no purpose to the plot

Damn, CinemaSins went full beta cuck/white knight in this video. Joking aside, you don't have to call everything that's ignorant some sort of prejudice. It could just simply be ignorant. Don't attribute to malice what can easily be attributed to stupidity.
If you can't replace the instances of your calling out sexism with "that's racist," like you used to, then it's probably not as sexist as your easily offended girlfriend insists it is.

this was a good one

15:01 sin 129.... really are you serious? Is he serious?? Really? Thats how they shoot movies dude. And you rapping NO. Stop it.

4:06 WHY THE FUCK is her backside blurred? Im gonna really need an answer cinemasins

This movie just sucked.

i liked this movie idc

My favourite film

Also, as female, I don't find this movie sexist. Why all the hate, CinemaSins?

This movie will always hold a special place in my heart. This is the first CinemaSin video I disliked.....

Do 40 Days and 40 Nights.

I liked this movie and Idk why people don’t like will Smith

And have you ever thought of making a RU-clip channel of you sinning your own videos cuz shit that comes out your mouth don’t make even more scene

SJW Sins

Is it just me or does this and What Women Want sound like Jeremy takes some movies (and two that treat the same subject more or less, mind you) very seriously ? Even personally ?
He sounds pissed in both of these movies. He also sounds woke.

CinemaSins rapping Eminem was something I didn’t know I needed.

I have been binge watching cinema sins because I adore these videos. This video is the funniest I've seen in awhile. Jeremy sound actually angry and it's hilarious. Love y'all

I think watching too many Hollywood movies has given you an unrealistic perspective on sexual dyadic communication and relationships. It's alright, just take the large percentage of comments here about your view as new data points to reinforce your change of mind.

Makes me wonder if he truly is disgusted by the misogyny or if he's just being PC for the extra likes?

This is a disappointing criticism, it sounds like an annoying rage against Will Smith doing Hitch, is just like the narrator is the loser who never get to understand women, first dislike, and I didn't finish the video, shame shame.

Bummer liked sins channel and his opinion but this one you got wrong it’s a great movie

I’ve watched these videos for years they’re really good

I fucking love this channel, now every time I watch a movie I think in the CinemaSins voice and over criticize everything.

Did anyone else see at 9:13 that they are in Gotham. Guess that means Hitch by day Dead Shot by night.

Freaking hilarious

I take it you were on your period when you recorded this video?

Sports final means it has the late scores. A lot of newspapers would deliver in the middle of the night or early AM and they wouldn't get late game scores. Just sayin.

Ugh, true, this movie is gross, and it's always super hot women and reg/ug men, always, why can't the women be just average and the dudes equally average?

Dear Cinema Sins as a Feminist I love this movie. Men and Women are fundamentally different in behavior. And that's ok. Plus this movie was about Hitches growth in his understanding of those behaviors and how his assumptions were wrong. This movie has aged perfectly. It's one of my favorites

That "PARKER!" XD

I was most offended by how Hitch refused to reduce "8 out of 10" to "4 out of 5." For fuck's sake, he went to college.

i didn't laugh either . :(

This is the worst one you ever did . Your getting sloppy.

I have really enjoyed cinema sins, but you’re becoming an SJW snowflake. This movie isn’t misogynist. If you don’t go back to legitimate movie sins involving plot, poor characters, etc you’ll lose me (and I’m assuming plenty of others) as subscribers. Though I’m sure the sjw snowflakes hiding in their safe spaces so they don’t melt are cheering this review.

Come on sjw, we all know bitches be trippin

So many whiny bitches in the comments ffs just die

I'm going to have to agree with basically every other comment on here. You guys missed the mark with this one. No jokes just over dramatic social justice bullshit.

I've never seen the full movie, but I feel like I understand this enough from the amount of times I've seen the trailer in front of the Spiderman 2 (2004) movie

Maybe you can also do a review of the Adventures of Joe Dirt 2001 for the CS series

You REALLY didn't get this movie, huh?? lol

So, I really think that this video was intended to be satire. Like, the "Cinema Sins" guy (the character, not Jeremy) is one of the most chauvinistic, misogynistic characters in RU-clip. This is the same guy who says "Scene does not contain a lap dance," "XXX is not my girlfriend in this scene," or *sees Anna Kendrick bend over towards the camera* "I've decided to remove two sins from this video, and I can't figure out why."
I really think this has to be satire, because nothing Hitch says is as objectifying of women as some of the most famous Cinema Sins lines. It's ironic because Jeremy plays a super misogynistic character in this RU-clip series, and now he's complaining about someone else doing the same things his character is famous for. It's got to be satire. I really can't think that he seriously has problems with Hitch when in his Golden Compass vid he says "Whenever Nicole Kidman enters a room, all the men 'rise'".

I died on Parker 😂

This video should have been 1hr and 58 minutes.

The virtue signaling is so strong that finally some aliens two galaxies far noticed us

Hitch hiked, blart attack, hitch slap... This film has made you pun angry, that's bad for your health

Everything wrong w hitch.. absolutely nothing

"Go eat a poison" is my new default comment to people who displease me.

Sjw shit.

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Josh Peterson
2 weeks ago
I miss the snarky CinemaSins who called out every plot hole, inconsistency, and scene screwup, not some social justice warrior who missed the whole point of the movie when Hitch says, “Basic principles... there are none.” Hitch learns that relationships aren’t computers that always produce the desired result if the right buttons are pressed, but that’s not woke enough, so... " very well said.

He tries to get women and men to "see each other" to be in a relationship... and the moment you see an actual pig..... you leave off all of the insults you could have been throwing... Please leave your politics out of your videos its painful.

do....you think men and women shouldn't flirt with each other?....

be nice to a girl, sweep her off her feet, Listen to her, give her "her space" = being a pig apparently.....

Wow. Lots of backlash here. Whelp, I thought it was a great EWW episode. Hitch is a shitty movie anyway and as you said early on, it has not aged well. And while I(along with many many many of the commenters here) enjoy watching Cinema Sins for all the great snark and pointing out of bad writing and jokes, there's nothing wrong with (at the very least)reminding us of how far we've come (in our attitudes towards the treatment of women)since 2005....well, as far as making movies glorifying and enforcing some pretty backwards male stereo-types. (maybe?) p.s. And what truly makes America great is the growing population of individuals willing to fight for the fair and just relationships between an individual and society. Why would anyone want to hate on that? Just my $0.02...."skip!"

Sports Final, on the newspaper, is not a headline , but a marker to let the reader know which edition it is. Eg, first edition , second edition, city final, sport final. Often there we be an edition that wasn’t printed until it could carry the late sports results.

HOW DID YOU LEAVE OUT THE BIT WHERE HE ROUNDHOUSED HER IN THE FACE

Oh boy, it says a lot that this came out in 2005. Yiiiikes

Nothing worse than film based on assumptions.

Yall lying if yall say you never used any of these tips to get a date.

I hollared when he was rapping 😂😂😂

The wokeness is cringy man. Decided to unsubscribe because of this video. Thanks man. #getwokegobroke

Dude u sound like a giant bitch in the review.

You guys are kind of moving from "fun assholes" into "stupid assholes" and this is not good. You better re-think a bit before you implode your channel. Would be a shame.

Wow... I made my comment before I realized I totally wasn't the only one dogging on cinemasisns for the same stuff. Maybe the world isn't lost.

your eagerness to jump on the LGBTQWHATEVER-THE-FCK leftist ban wagon is going to make me stop watching your channel just as much as the American hating Democrats and leftist have made me stop watching cable and CNN. Please keep your beta maleness away from your generally Alpha male BAD-ASS-TO-THE-BONE youtube channel.

Why is everyone so hyper focused on the mention of being critical to how women are portrayed in this movie ... like I’ve seen like 4 or 5 different comments on how he went on a feminist rant. Nah dude, that ain’t what happened. If you’re that upset with someone mentioning equal portrayals of women in media you might need some help brother.

meh.

The guy with the girl in the candy store seemed weird

People need to realize when cinemasins does a movie that has a shit ton to do with sexism there are gonna be some sexism sins

As a former pickup artist and now a relationship coach, I was always annoyed by being compared to hitch everytime people know about what I do. The basic problem with the movie is that as cute as it tries to make it's male characters look, for his method to work Hitch would have to do a boatload of stalking and manipulation, when in the end what got Albert a chance with Alegra was his true, unmentored personalities with just a few tips.

The movie took notes from teacher from the time (namely Erik von Markovic, David deAngelo and Ross Jeffries) and the whole pickup movement has gone way past that in the last decade, to a more personal delepment approach that mimics Tony Robbins and Eckhart Tolle.

That said, the whole premise of the movie was about how little control we have over circunstances and love, and how Alex learned to respect and understand women more, but keep the good qualities he already had. Remember the guy who actually just wanted to use women got his ass handed to him.

That said, you can go "scene does not contain a lap dance" on one video and use straw man arguments to call out sexism on a movie that straigh up adresses it's own issues, but that won't stop me from calling out your hypocrisy on this one. Come on, man, there's a lot of actual sins in this movie you can call out.

Cynaro de Bergerac. The BEST.

I liked this movie

Cinema sins use to be about the movie not how it relates to todays ideals. You're better then this Cinemasins

Jesus Christ loves you God bless and save you amen.

ehh to many objective sins and feministy rants

Put your unmentionables in the close basket.

*P A R K E R*

geez, you guys are so upset by this! its almost like you're... triggered or something

damn, yall are so dusty in these comments. chill out

What type of ' burrito ' do you want to put in someone?
Hmmmmmmm

Sure triggered a lot of people with this one

Wait, after hundreds, possibly thousands of "no lapdance" sins, you want to get all anti-sexism?

SJWsins.... not as good as cinemasins

I don't believe there will be enough sins for this movie, let's see....

Anyone else miss the " this scene does not contain a lapdance" sin. Where is that cinemasins I remember?

So you've never drank a whole bottle of Benadryl then...

Hahahah when the knicks are good ahahahahah

This review so so full of non sequitors and nit picking. If this is EVERYTHING wrong with this movie, when Hitch realizes at the end that everything he said was not what worked for the guy he wanted to help, then there isn't any wrong with it. Laugh Out Loud, Feel Good Movie. You are just a jerk.

The first and only thing wrong with this movie is the racist Will Smith’s role and it

All sins removed and given back to Cinemasins for that RIDICULOUS Eminem tangent *bing*

13:40 Was expecting a sin for the terrible pronunciation of risotto, gets top chef reference instead. Well played sir.

What’s with all the sexism pointing out? Those aren’t sins they’re just annoying nitpicks on social justice. I normally really like your videos but I don’t know what’s up with this video

Cinema sins has lost what made his channel great to being the angry videogame nerd of movies and not in the good way

People are salty about this one and im over here just being so happy that jeremy is a fellow Eminem fan :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Parker!!!

I would remove a sin for Eva Mendes. Like she's just amazing