Everything Wrong With Hitch In 16 Minutes Or Less

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  • Published on Feb 14, 2019
  • This movie is... kind of offensive. Full of sins as well.
    Next week: feel-good sins and feel-good sins.
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  • Comment Connoisseur

    Hitch? I think you misspelled "feminist propaganda".

  • Klinx Stormwind
    Klinx Stormwind 2 days ago

    I do have to mention, I just discovered I have a food allergy to Alligator meat. Yes someone going their entire lives without eating shellfish is kinda odd, but not unlikely. I'm 29, and my parents also ate it and they didn't have a reaction. So how was I suppose to know I was allergic to alligator meat when I haven't eaten it till a few weeks ago?

  • walter conley
    walter conley 7 days ago

    You misunderstood Hitch's intentions. On purpose, too. ru-clip.com/video/0JmETteiVzo/video.html

  • CeltycSparrow
    CeltycSparrow 8 days ago

    Here is a sin to counter the sin you made at the 4:50 mark about Hitch turning Albert into a likeable boyfriend for the stunning and classy Allegra Cole.....because even WITH all the helpful education he gives Albert, we find out from Allegra that Hitch did NOTHING to cause Allegra to fall in love with Albert. It was entirely Albert and his sweet, clumsy, goofy self that won her heart.

  • Thales87 G
    Thales87 G 11 days ago

    I like this film but some parts def dont hold up, but i always thought the point of the film is that hitch is wrong, his tips are wrong and he is kind of a naive jerk, though it does kinda defend him in that one scene.... the truth is probably somewhere in the middle... just like everything else

  • Don jay
    Don jay 13 days ago

    9:03 The newspaper also suggest they’re in “Gotham” New York.

  • Blake L
    Blake L 14 days ago

    So much of this was wrong.. so my guess is you bash movies not to show the issues but to cause issues and get views and comments

  • Braidan Doucette
    Braidan Doucette 14 days ago

    Why the fuck can’t we compare fruit

  • Hansen Horst
    Hansen Horst 15 days ago

    PARKER! Hahahahahaha

  • Onizuka Sorimachi
    Onizuka Sorimachi 18 days ago

    Wtf I love Hitch

  • Taylor Peay
    Taylor Peay 19 days ago

    how the fuck are you so extremely liberal. its so annoying. you can see through bullshit in movies. but hop on the liberal bandwagin

  • David k
    David k 23 days ago

    God dam, you went off on this movie.

  • daddyrichten
    daddyrichten 27 days ago

    If CinemaSins is going to judge a 2005 movie by 2017 SJW standards of "sexism", then you might as well judge what cold weather is by the opinion of an 89 year old African woman.

  • Andres Rodriguez
    Andres Rodriguez 28 days ago

    could u please make a whole video rapping the eminem song?..

  • Alpo Westbrook
    Alpo Westbrook Month ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • skins4thewin
    skins4thewin Month ago

    My god dude.... I guess you missed the whole part where he refused to help the guy who just wanted sex. Seriously, it's like you only hear what you want to hear in this movie. You know what, I'm not even going to try to explain it. You are clearly a lost ass Millennial and it's sad.

  • skins4thewin
    skins4thewin Month ago

    So... since when is getting tips on how not to act like a buffoon on a date and actually impress a girl such a con? Is this not what we all try to do when we date a woman we are into? There is literally nothing manipulative or sinister about it. Not all of us are just trying to use them for sex and dip out, never to talk to them again. If that was the goal then THAT would be sinister, which this movie has clearly pointed out is not the goal. Jesus dude, lighten up. Your attitude is literally part of the problem with today's world.

  • skins4thewin
    skins4thewin Month ago

    Oh I see... so you're one of those god damned Millennials that turns literally everything into something offensive. Great. What you were saying about Will Smith being sexist at the beginning is not at ALL what he was trying to say. He was simply saying that if a woman is into you that she won't use those BS excuses. No woman is going to actually be attracted to a guy and then say such a thing while actually meaning it, no one. It's as simple as that, don't read into it so damn much.

  • Edward Chance
    Edward Chance Month ago

    Lmao epic humor

  • misopaste27
    misopaste27 Month ago

    Of course the giant fucking sin of having the beautiful model Amber Valletta end up with Kevin James...

  • cliftt
    cliftt Month ago

    "Hitch, please."

  • Gina Kelly
    Gina Kelly Month ago

    When did these videos stop being funny and turn into politically correct crap?

  • SampleMyBacon
    SampleMyBacon Month ago

    2:27 Where he hell is your ...." Discount Alen Baldwin"?

  • Carrie Bizz
    Carrie Bizz Month ago

    I've never seen this movie and i certainly won't bother after seeing this huge cringe fest lol

  • Steve Winter
    Steve Winter Month ago

    you fcked up on the "eww he took her to a knicks game" part. If you go back a little ion the movie. when they are at the party. I believe she invited him to the knicks game.

  • Cooldude Awesome
    Cooldude Awesome Month ago

    How you said nothing about the kissing scene from both dudes

  • Michael Colgrave
    Michael Colgrave Month ago

    "Whoever designed this 'couch' can just fuck right the hell off and enjoy hipster eternity" love it xx

  • dodgers doon1130
    dodgers doon1130 Month ago

    Eva Mendez is so smoking hot 😍😍

  • Warrior Princess
    Warrior Princess Month ago

    I HATE will smith

  • 9th Gen247
    9th Gen247 Month ago

    "Guess i wont be needing this anymore"...LMFAO!!!

  • Georgia Rican
    Georgia Rican Month ago +2

    My teacher played this movie 3 times in class three classes in a row
    I needed to see this

  • Issack Estrada
    Issack Estrada Month ago

    HHitchis like the b word

  • Ryan Travis
    Ryan Travis Month ago

    I'm commenting without going through all 3600 comments. Benadryl does more than is mentioned for allergic reactions. It can slow inflammation and keep breathing possible until you get to a hospital which is the first priority when having a reaction. However it is crucial to tell the er doctors the exact dose taken and what time. Strength of the medicine can vary so I suggest bringing the bottle of what you took along with you.

  • fresh freshh
    fresh freshh Month ago

    dont be such a sjw cinemasins

  • Lovecat Productions

    Cyrano Debergerac?
    The Statue of David??
    wait..
    David Debergerac?

  • Keye T
    Keye T Month ago +1

    "will smith rapping" is what was wrong with this movie😂😂😂 the hitch soundtrack was lame😂🏌️
    2:19 lmaoo that couch😂😂

  • C S
    C S Month ago +1

    This is by far the worst criticism of a movie ever. The points on Hitch's job are ridiculous.

  • Reincarnated Sin
    Reincarnated Sin 2 months ago

    Me : this time I'll just try to enjoy the video and won't check the biased comments...
    1 second later
    Me : *read the comments*
    Why I hurt myself like that....

  • Madeline Peyton
    Madeline Peyton 2 months ago +2

    I want a spoof of this where *all* of his advice utterly fails. So, all the women are aware and aren't willing to be manipulated, they have different thoughts and opinions so each women reacts to each thing differently, maybe have one girl "friend zone" the guy, one girl already in a relationship and/or one girl that's gay. I just want to watch hitch fail and have him struggle to figure out why because i think it would be funny.

    • Reincarnated Sin
      Reincarnated Sin 2 months ago

      Not all gets their blood poisoned by a movie, no worries

  • Feel Boss
    Feel Boss 2 months ago

    This movie almost made me not feel boss.

  • Raptor Mam
    Raptor Mam 2 months ago

    Everything wrong with CiinemaSins in 16 minutes

  • T Graham
    T Graham 2 months ago

    Call 911 I think he's having a Blart Attack! I spit my coffee out at my desk on that one!

  • soarDK
    soarDK 2 months ago +1

    Wauw. There're so many ways you could've come at this movie... And this is how you did it? Calling it sexist and taking a feminist stand? This might be the most dissapointing episode of CinemaSins I've ever watched.

  • Jamie Morris
    Jamie Morris 2 months ago

    “Taken literally your analogy -” No. Stop. You have clearly misunderstood how analogies work.

  • TwistedBarbie
    TwistedBarbie 2 months ago

    Nope, you can't ruin this movie for me! Still one of my favourites.

  • glitterbitesback
    glitterbitesback 2 months ago

    He...he did do a song for Hitch though. I’m positive he did. I think.

  • Incorruptible Mike Adams
    Incorruptible Mike Adams 2 months ago +1

    You should sin yourself for that terrible rap voice over guy.

    • TwistedBarbie
      TwistedBarbie 2 months ago

      I dunno, he sounds more like Kermit The Frog to me.

  • death b4 bondage
    death b4 bondage 3 months ago +1

    You were very petty on this movie it was more your opinion then fact I like wen you use facts as sins not your opinion this was a bad video

  • DreadHead_DMG
    DreadHead_DMG 3 months ago

    Lol I love this movie‼️

  • awdawd awdawdad
    awdawd awdawdad 3 months ago

    An Eminem tangent? You’re so lame 😩

  • Valdemire Kreshnov
    Valdemire Kreshnov 3 months ago

    The 'cliches' when it comes to women are all crap that women will tell you about other women.

  • UPTOPVSXC
    UPTOPVSXC 3 months ago

    2:33 discount Cloony

  • jpusar
    jpusar 3 months ago

    Yknow... I dont get the whole sexism rant. There are countless books on relationship advice targeted to women. Several big magazines are entirely dedicated to women dating problems. How is it sexist to offer men advice on dating women? Is Cosmo then a sexist magazine? Its silly...
    Women are different than men, and men are different than women. There's overall generalizations that apply to both sexes. But its just that: generalizations. Not true for everyone, but commonalities that do apply to a sizable number. Sorry but humans arent that hugely distinct. It's why the Myers Briggs has only 16 personalities rather than millions. Gosh darn....Hitch isn't really that controversial. It's not like the movie came out in the 60s or something. Get off your hire horse like the 'rules' have suddenly changed just because a few percent of the population decided to become overly sensitive about everything.
    Besides the point of the movie was to show that while Hitch's generalizations worked initially, they also were based on his own preconceptions that didnt work when actually long term dating his girlfriend.

  • Paul GR
    Paul GR 3 months ago

    Please don't sing, sir.

  • Cole Howard
    Cole Howard 3 months ago +2

    Watch Top Chef Bitch.
    My new favorite line, I laughed way too hard, but absolutely true. Thank you for the amazing reference !!

  • Shaik2013
    Shaik2013 3 months ago

    I feel like he ignores all the time Hitch EMPHASIZES that he only helps men who are actually in love. In fact she's apologizing to him exactly for thinking what the Cinemasins guy is saying. Did he watch this movie while playing on his phone?

  • Lol Lolmit
    Lol Lolmit 3 months ago

    That on porzinges joke, 😂😂😂

  • Sarah Gardner
    Sarah Gardner 3 months ago +1

    Hitch is sexist.

  • Tyler Hazlett
    Tyler Hazlett 3 months ago

    If you’re from Minnesota, you CAN find dirt in a snowstorm Hahaha

  • Madeline Peyton
    Madeline Peyton 3 months ago

    I want a spoof of this movie where hitch tries to help the guy get this girl but the girl is a feminist with a girlfriend (or boyfriend (actually she could be single too) tbh it would still work) and doesn't care about the guy (even in a friend way because he's a sexist idiot) so she doesn't tell him and he keeps trying to woo her and failing epically.

    Oh ooh you know what else would be funny? if the girl is a pretty tolerant person and does becomes friends with the guy, discussing controversial views with him, hangs out with him as what she sees as friendly, and he sees as romantic, (all of these have happened to me with different guys, minus the other romantic partner) and just doesn't tell him about her relationship or sexuality for a while because it's just not his business until the end and the guy and hitch have to come to terms with the fact that they have no way to get what they think they think they should get.

  • Jutta Maier
    Jutta Maier 3 months ago

    I read Hitch, I think of Christopher Hitchens. He had a greater impact on me than I ever knew.

  • Justin Strong
    Justin Strong 3 months ago

    Don't get me wrong man, I love your content, but you're kind of a cunt for bitching throughout the entire breakdown of the movie about sexism and misogyny (and even calling it out in places it doesn't exist ((the best friend almost ALWAYS has to sign off on the relationship)), when you've said plenty of misogynistic and sexist shit in many of your other Cinema Sins videos.

  • Steve Wright
    Steve Wright 3 months ago

    Sorry, I thought this was analysis of (my worldly Lord and Master) Christopher Hitchens (often referred to as "Hitch"), not this uneducated American bit part actor, Appliancetologist, giving me advice on life. I'll show myself out now.

  • Bradley Melnyk
    Bradley Melnyk 3 months ago

    Biggest sin of all, guy says "Date doctor my ass!" How did you not sin this line? That line right there would tell me the date doctor exists, but he didn't use him cause he's clearly mocking the date doctor as useless and he didn't need his help. I can't be the only one who realized this right?

  • beyblade163
    beyblade163 3 months ago

    The Parker part was a very nice touch lmao

  • Tentons O'fun
    Tentons O'fun 3 months ago

    I remember seeing this movie when I was young and just thinking 'if this gross ass robotic play-by-play is the only way a guy has to manufacture a 'real' romance with a woman I'm going to be single or gay.' Way too much sleazy ass effort. Imagine doing hitch's thing and it working and ending up married and 30 years later you're still living with the truth you paid a love pimp to show you grade school manipulation techniques to get your wife to notice you.

  • Tombomb615
    Tombomb615 3 months ago

    PORZINGIS

  • Mischief.Managed
    Mischief.Managed 3 months ago

    This is the only movie I’ve ever walked out of. Seeing as how I saw through Malibu’s most wanted twice says something.

  • Fuhq Ewe
    Fuhq Ewe 3 months ago

    When did this channel become so SJW snowflakey?

  • JM 23
    JM 23 3 months ago +1

    Cressida is a Toyota as well

  • nathad1225
    nathad1225 3 months ago

    She really did heal his eyes with hotness! Haha!

  • DGOfTheCentury
    DGOfTheCentury 3 months ago

    yikes, i almost thought a woman was sinning this movie.

  • Mich Mu
    Mich Mu 3 months ago +11

    He seemed particularly pissed off on sinning this movie

  • Xaveston
    Xaveston 3 months ago

    Honestly unless it was Will who wrote this story, his lines in the beginning of the movie does not make him sexist, his character didn't write the lines. Seemed unesscary to say the actor is.

  • Protean
    Protean 3 months ago

    When's the CinemaSins mixtape dropping?

  • Heath
    Heath 3 months ago

    Oh fuck you.

  • RyllenKriel
    RyllenKriel 3 months ago

    This movie needs a sequel called Stitch, named after Hitch' s brother. He could be a surgeon that hooks up strangers by turning them into human centipedes. Nothing makes a lasting couple like sewing them together! Divorce is a bit sloppy...but it would be a perfect romantic comedy.

  • Paul Huber
    Paul Huber 3 months ago +2

    Pixles came out WAAAAAY after Hitch... bad movie reference! *DING!!!*

  • Ori's Stories
    Ori's Stories 3 months ago

    I lost my SHIT at "why don't you just spill hot coffee on her and call her a whore" hahahahahahahhaha

  • Dabey Guanche
    Dabey Guanche 3 months ago

    Hitch is my favorite movie dude

  • Isy Eskenazi
    Isy Eskenazi 3 months ago

    16:17 Ahhhhh surprise Charles Boyle NOINE NOINE

  • Pitzer
    Pitzer 3 months ago

    i love this one. this film is incredibly sexist.

  • Kye Dysarthria
    Kye Dysarthria 3 months ago +88

    Kind of ironic coming from" scene does not contain a lap dance" guy.

    • Kye Dysarthria
      Kye Dysarthria 2 days ago

      No, just pointing out the hypocrisy.

    • Riley Bibb
      Riley Bibb 2 days ago

      Kye Dysarthria u a homo?

    • Brandon Foley
      Brandon Foley 3 months ago +2

      @Hen Lo Doesn't misogynistic = misogynistic?

    • Hen Lo
      Hen Lo 3 months ago +3

      horny =/= misogynistic

  • Lilly TheAlmighty
    Lilly TheAlmighty 3 months ago

    :/

  • Tom Theabo
    Tom Theabo 3 months ago

    Smith and lesson OMFG 😂

  • lisset gomez
    lisset gomez 3 months ago

    do liar liar and wayens world please

  • Mentamer Conner
    Mentamer Conner 4 months ago

    15:38 looks like jake Paul 1000000000 sins

  • Cesar AT
    Cesar AT 4 months ago

    She asked "Which one's Isle 2?", meaning 'which isle is Isle 2?', meaning 'which isle is the number "2" isle?', in which case his response is absolutely respective and appropriate: 'The one with the big "2" over it".
    Stupid f¥©×ing customers. They can only be loathed.

  • Mr. Genkerou
    Mr. Genkerou 4 months ago +2

    Extra 5 sins for having to hear you sing for a whole minute

  • Loko Pérez Music
    Loko Pérez Music 4 months ago

    3:49 That "gettin' piggy with it" HAS to be intentional.

  • queenfree85
    queenfree85 4 months ago

    Uh.... Where's the "This movie exists" *ding*??? 😷😷😷👎

  • Unknown User
    Unknown User 4 months ago

    Allegra Cole said she got made fun of for not being able to whistle, and couldn't do it at the Nick's game, then is suddenly able to when Albert was choking out Hitch.

  • joeguy1092
    joeguy1092 4 months ago +1

    The her grandfather or whatever bring the butcher served no purpose to the plot

  • Rudy Duran
    Rudy Duran 4 months ago

    this was a good one

  • Christina Thomas
    Christina Thomas 4 months ago

    15:01 sin 129.... really are you serious? Is he serious?? Really? Thats how they shoot movies dude. And you rapping NO. Stop it.

  • Christina Thomas
    Christina Thomas 4 months ago

    4:06 WHY THE FUCK is her backside blurred? Im gonna really need an answer cinemasins

  • Marcel Gardner
    Marcel Gardner 4 months ago

    This movie just sucked.

  • basil !
    basil ! 4 months ago

    i liked this movie idc

  • Alice Ford
    Alice Ford 4 months ago

    My favourite film

  • jmwvy3
    jmwvy3 4 months ago

    Also, as female, I don't find this movie sexist. Why all the hate, CinemaSins?