Jail Cell Cold Open - SNL

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  • Published on Apr 14, 2019
  • A group of prisoners (Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, Michael Keaton, Kyle Mooney) discuss why they got arrested.
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  • ahoward
    ahoward Day ago

    As a former rower.....I am actually offended..

  • Dee Ninjah
    Dee Ninjah 3 days ago

    “ You try to figure THAT one out” LOL

  • Allen Halsey
    Allen Halsey 3 days ago +1

    Jullian Assange did not attack the US military and this skit isn't funny as they are torturing him.

    • mburg33
      mburg33 Day ago

      Yea they ruined the skit by using someone who played Batman to smear the real Batman

  • Yeet Davidson
    Yeet Davidson 5 days ago +5

    The “let’s get nuts” should’ve killed. It’s from Batman 1990. Iconic movie line.

  • ND7652
    ND7652 10 days ago

    Sorry the Mueller report was not a "big fat zero " .

  • Zeke Jordan
    Zeke Jordan 11 days ago +1

    I guess Aunt Becky didn’t watch her daughter new video she made yesterday. You know why because she in jail.

  • big boo
    big boo 11 days ago

    Lmao the best part was takashi just throwing up his arms and smiling when he's introduced . That's fucking awesome lol

  • Chhuti Maiti
    Chhuti Maiti 11 days ago

    Keenan has lost so much weight!

  • preston davis
    preston davis 12 days ago

    Keaton for ever

  • Al Baker
    Al Baker 14 days ago +6

    “everyone here hates each other. this is not a fun place to be”
    6ix9ine: yes it is

  • Kirsty nicole
    Kirsty nicole 15 days ago +2

    “You think this is hell I’ve done 68 Hallmark movies I’ve been through hell man and in most of those movies I arrived Santa’s son so I’ve lost all sense of reality” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Kirsty nicole
    Kirsty nicole 15 days ago +1

    “She’s a influencer on Instagram” I’m actually dying 😂😂😂😂

  • First Last
    First Last 18 days ago

    I wouldn't change a thing on this skit

  • Axel
    Axel 19 days ago

    Kate McKinnon and Kristen Wiig are hands down the best of SNL they are I would say in league with the 1980s cast

  • Vesin_
    Vesin_ 21 day ago

    Nice Batman 89 quote

  • M Diesel
    M Diesel 21 day ago

    #Trump2020 and Above ALL #JesusISTheTruth 💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • M Diesel
    M Diesel 21 day ago

    #JesusISTheTruth 💯🙏

  • M Diesel
    M Diesel 21 day ago

    Lol #Trump2020 not a fuckin troll but There is something many people are missing about this whole impeachment scam. Yes, the democratic party knows no one from their party can beat President Trump... however, the REAL big reason pelosi came out as soon as Vindman told eric c.i.-a (cant spell the full) and made the "wh..istle..b.low..er" complaint, Pelosi found out that Trump was trying to investigate the major corruption in Ukraine, Pelosi came out before the phone transcript was released and said "we are going to move forward with impeachment"..... BECAUSE HER SON, MITT ROMNEYS SON, BIDENS SON, JOHN KERRYS STEP SON, were ALL on CORRUPT boards in Ukraine having to do with "energy" , and pelosi had multiple shares in her son's energy company in Ukraine . Also, Obama, Clinton, and Biden Sr. were all in cahoots with this, as many other corrupt acts that haven't been brought to the mainstream media yet. Epstein and Clinton connection is HUGE.. not on mainstream media though? Strzok, page comey, brennan, clapper, vindman, eric c.i.. , schiff (who got paid a few million for something, and lies everyday) pelosi, and MANY MORE, know that Trump/Barr/Durham know what they've done and that they're in big trouble. They're in complete panic mode. When the truth comes out, the fake news will not be able to spin it anymore. The main reason they're trying to impeach him, like they have been trying since before he was even inaugurated, is because they're TERRIFIED of the corruption he his exposing. #wwg1wga #Trump2020 and Above ALL #JesusISTheTruth 💯💯💯💯 may you TRULY find Him now, God bless 🙏🙏🙏

  • Emily Maguire
    Emily Maguire 23 days ago

    I LOVE KEATON

  • google kullanıcısı
    google kullanıcısı 24 days ago

    Goooooooddd

  • Willow K
    Willow K 24 days ago +3

    “Communications” lol I died.

  • Henry Rodin
    Henry Rodin 25 days ago

    Coulda sworn Keaton was Rick Rubin with the beard lol

  • MrFafman
    MrFafman 27 days ago

    Talent still good on SNL, but man does the writing suck.

  • Sarafina Donald
    Sarafina Donald 28 days ago +1

    I see Scud all over this one. Scud the blowfish hahaha

  • harvey jennings
    harvey jennings Month ago

    The ridiculous thing is that Lori Loughlin could've just given her daughter a million dollars. When you have the power to just grant your child millionaire status, why pay for college at all?

  • Luke Miao
    Luke Miao Month ago

    THE LETS GET NUTS LINE IS FROM BATMAN YEAHHHH!!

  • Alan Sun
    Alan Sun Month ago

    He’s in jail for snitching

  • Ely Hochfelder
    Ely Hochfelder Month ago

    why are they wearing scrubs

  • Cableguy818
    Cableguy818 Month ago +1

    Ok, this was absolutely hilarious 😂

  • Ben & Sav - Underground News

    Disapointing video. Julian Assange is a hero.

  • Lizzy York
    Lizzy York Month ago

    New guy keeps looking at the camera.

  • Alex Rodriguez
    Alex Rodriguez Month ago

    Is pete davidson funny?

  • Josh Ellison
    Josh Ellison Month ago

    Melissa Villasenor. hahaha.

  • Sapphire DCw
    Sapphire DCw Month ago

    1:08 this is a reference to the College Admissions sketch!

  • Adrienne Roberts
    Adrienne Roberts Month ago

    What a let down. I really needed to laugh.

  • Seahawks 12
    Seahawks 12 Month ago

    Anyone notice that the video is 6:09?

  • Jimmi Jones
    Jimmi Jones Month ago +3

    "You belong to the Nation of Islam?!"
    ….."Yeah, I bought my way in for 100 grand." lolol

  • ronnie alexander
    ronnie alexander Month ago

    this is fucking bonkers. lol

  • Russ The PitBull
    Russ The PitBull Month ago

    Lmfaoooooo priceless

  • Heather Metz
    Heather Metz Month ago

    5:10 “So, you wanna get nuts? C’Mon let’s get nuts!”

  • BLARE!!! STEW???
    BLARE!!! STEW??? Month ago +1

    Someone who leaks information in the hopes of keeping a better informed society is somehow worse than someone who ran scams?!?!?!

    • BLARE!!! STEW???
      BLARE!!! STEW??? Month ago

      You are using "anonymous" which spawn from leaks from Julian and you are saying that he "attacked the US military espionage"???
      You seem to be a very confused individual.

    • Anonymous Anonymous
      Anonymous Anonymous Month ago

      he's facing more time,so in prison yeah..he's a bigger fish..he's not just accused of some little shit he's accused of some major attacking the US military espionage shit

  • Jason Scarce
    Jason Scarce Month ago

    Mr. Assange, let me ask you something. Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  • Britt Waller
    Britt Waller Month ago

    McKinnon.....my sweet....sweet beauty, I love you so much ❤

  • Ever Aguilera
    Ever Aguilera Month ago

    She’s an arrogant pos her daughter didn’t even want to attend college, so the hard working poor student gets fucked again thanks white privilege.

  • mustangmichelle67
    mustangmichelle67 Month ago

    LMAO

  • ruzzell907
    ruzzell907 Month ago

    $500k for bribing
    $300k for tuition
    And her daughter took a major in Communications. Now her daughter is a RU-clip vlogger and an Instagram influencer. That is tragic.

  • s staners
    s staners Month ago

    “You wanna get nuts? Lets get nuts!!!”

  • Renee Dougan
    Renee Dougan Month ago

    F**king Batman!!! I'm LIVING!!!!😍💖👑👐

  • Lisa Augustin
    Lisa Augustin Month ago

    Shouldnt she be in jail with women ???

  • doug avila
    doug avila Month ago

    “You think prison is hard I’ve done 68 hallmark movies.” That’s not really had since acting is not a requirement. Just look pristine and white.

  • Kranky. K!
    Kranky. K! Month ago

    Wow... 100 grand for Islam! It's free.

  • bpxl53yewz
    bpxl53yewz Month ago +2

    I didn't get her "I married Santa's son" joke.

    • J J
      J J Month ago +3

      Hallmark makes cheesy Christmas movies. Usually have a love story in them

  • Joseph Ligue
    Joseph Ligue Month ago

    No one mentions anything about Joey's catch phrase... ✌👉 out

  • Violet Phoenix
    Violet Phoenix Month ago

    Wait is the bearded guy from "Herbie: Fully Loaded"? The guy who played the dad.

  • gotohoward
    gotohoward Month ago

    I like all the players in this, but some of Lori character's lines are funny and few others, but overall not that funny to me. Not hilarious anyway except a couple of lines.

  • Sassy Green
    Sassy Green Month ago

    Brotha beckyyyy

  • Nick West
    Nick West Month ago +4

    “I marry Santa’s son!” 😂

  • Andrey Pena Jimenez

    LMAO everyone roasting USC is so bitter. Either A) you (or your kid if you’re a parent) couldn’t get in or B) got in without scholarship. Regardless It’s an amazing school and that’s not debatable 🤷‍♂️

  • Darryl Smith
    Darryl Smith Month ago +2

    Michael Keaton's probably the craziest one out of all of them