Trump Brags About His 'Natural Instinct For Science'

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  • Published on Oct 18, 2018
  • Donald Trump dusted off a favorite phrase while discussing climate changing, saying there are scientists 'on both sides.'
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  • Tom Voke
    Tom Voke 7 days ago

    tRump has a natural instinct for stupid.

  • Venkatesh Babu Ponnuchamy

    Modern day technology is far superior. How the satellite work. They write code and do all the testing in house for all functionality and testing. Once tested the code from the satellite is reverse engineered to get the original form in a clear manner. Then again it is runs with the re-engineering codes and tested. If they pass the new reverse engineered source code along with the system is put in satellite. A complete prototype is kept in house. If any new feature functions or hardware upgrades necessary then the same process is followed to avoid between the original and the prototype. That's how they recover most from failure in space of hardware or software glitch due to em radiation. Just safety measures. In fact they can reuse any for other purposes. Called elegant engineering. Even if a guy goes to space he doesn't have to know anything. Just automatic. With a few voice or hand signals instructions he can do marvel. Just blinking eyes can do. Otherwise space is so dangerous. You think it is some kind of science fiction but it is true.

  • Eduardo Rodriguez
    Eduardo Rodriguez 10 days ago

    908 trump supporters don't like this

  • Marie Apple
    Marie Apple 11 days ago

    Trump is a horse's ass! His face looks like it too.

  • bepowerification
    bepowerification 14 days ago

    wow, never thought I would agree with Trump on something but he is right saying the climate change panic is just stupid. the earth had climate changes for millions of years, its a natural thing. and yes, it happened this quick earlier too, mankind has not that much to do with it.

  • Roberta Hubert
    Roberta Hubert 18 days ago

    Our President isn't supposed to be entertaining us hes supposed to be leading this country and not down the toilet

  • Santiago Martinez
    Santiago Martinez 18 days ago

    That must have bin your apology before you started, he is still the president.. not mine

  • Joan Hampshire
    Joan Hampshire 21 day ago

    Trump in public stockade would be a suitable punishment just for his slandering of US citizens ..like "low IQ Joe BidAn"......Free cabbages to throwers.

  • Annie
    Annie 22 days ago

    Trump: You have scientist on both sides just like you have fine people on both sides, they both like to use fire. 👌

  • P D
    P D 27 days ago

    ' I have a natural instinct for science' Donald J. Trump... How about engraving It somewhere so that future generations can have clear in their mind what an IDIOT Trump is!?

  • Danny Mullins
    Danny Mullins Month ago

    Trump called his "paramour" horse face . Hope he enjoyed the ride.

  • tom quigley
    tom quigley Month ago

    The trump crime family needs to be imprisoned or executed.

  • Richard Pedraza
    Richard Pedraza Month ago

    No on beer tax

  • FaustusFBI 3760
    FaustusFBI 3760 Month ago

    *SATAN'S WATCHMEN*
    Today's technological battle is serious, especially since it involves religion. As this situation progresses I bring the example of the steamboat wars, specifically the M'Keaver and Valcourt sawmill riot. As the steam engine progressed one failed attempt turned a steam engine into a sawmill, thus eliminating the need for hand-sawing and many workers lost their places. The sawmill had hired watchmen, who I'll deem as "Satan's" guards. The sawmill got burned down along with the watchmen in a worker's mob. For taking a religious stance against Christianity, or one of technological prowess is to put a person in the situation of the watchmen. Beware, and know your place! The bible talks about an apocalypse where there is a final battle. Put this into a proper perspective and understand what this war would be about.

  • TheMaskofVegito
    TheMaskofVegito Month ago

    If he really had a natural instinct for science, he'd know you can't make claims without evidence to back it up.

  • yLeprechaun
    yLeprechaun Month ago

    Double beer price is unacceptable! Someone is gonna have to gi e in somewhere else. I mean it!

  • Fahima Bemberry
    Fahima Bemberry Month ago

    Let Trump have his crayons.🐐

  • Todd
    Todd Month ago

    The dumbass is so sure (by his comments) that he's got a solid lock on 2020, it's not even funny.
    I honestly don't want to see him impeached because he can create his own narrative if and when that happened.
    I want to see him re-enter the race in 2020 for re-election, make him think he has a strong chance then destroy him at the voting booth!
    Trump can't lose! He is simply incapable of accepting the idea that he might lose.
    He's so deluded into thinking that his base is enough to get him across the finish line. He was a dick the first day in officer, he was a dick in 18' when this aired and here we are a year later in 19' and he's still a dick.
    I want to see Trump on the night where voters tell him to goto hell, I want to see the look on his face when America fires him!
    His former attorney during his congressional testimony stated that if Trump loses, there won't be a normal formal transfer of power because he will be so rattled he'll come unglued.
    The voted out Trump, a defeated, soundly defeated Trump, is a radically dangerous Trump.
    If please God he loses in 2020, I can't even begin to imagine how this deranged lunatic will spin the election results.
    If he loses by let's say 10 million votes, it was be cast that there were 10 million illegal voters.
    If he loses by 76 million, 500 hundred and 27 thousand and 1 votes...
    His explanation will be that there were 76 million, 500 and 27 thousand and 1 illegal votes that the evil radical leftists dems did to him and so therefore he's the rightful winner and won't leave!
    We - all - know - 2020 - is - going - to - be - record - breaking - UGLY!

  • Dorth Surreal
    Dorth Surreal Month ago

    Hey look 900 trumpettes ie teeny tiny Cheeto suckers.

  • John Cook
    John Cook Month ago

    JOHNCOOK AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺. DUMP TRUMP . It’s incredible that you lot haven’t removed this cancer from the country . What does it take ? Are you afraid it might make the hillbillies upset . ? They’ll just go back to making moonshine and sleeping with their sisters .

  • Nephilim 2k18
    Nephilim 2k18 Month ago +1

    Trump could be rebooting the movie, Weird Science🤔

  • mark Blaine Kincaid

    Trump is the kind of person who will need to "crash & burn" before he realizes...
    "It is I,...who needs to change and improve!"

  • Carolyn Grinberg
    Carolyn Grinberg 2 months ago

    My forehead is getting a bump on it from all the times I've smacked it (while saying oy gevalt)

  • Andrew Montenegro
    Andrew Montenegro 2 months ago

    He doesnt believe in nothing!!! His brain is TOO SMALL and LIMITED TO THINK!!!!

  • Bill Baldwin
    Bill Baldwin 2 months ago

    A natural instinct for lying! He needs a nosebag and put him back in the stall, if you can get that huge ass in there.

  • William Ridge
    William Ridge 2 months ago

    trump is an imbecile!

  • Alessandro Attias
    Alessandro Attias 2 months ago

    Oh no!! How will Kavanugh live with doubled beer prices?

  • Rick TD
    Rick TD 2 months ago

    That's it, try to scare beer drinkers into believing the global warming scam. How do you like being manipulated people ? Because that's what they're doing.

  • Rick TD
    Rick TD 2 months ago

    Bill Nye isn't a scientist you sheep.

  • Snaggledog 007
    Snaggledog 007 2 months ago +1

    If I say what I want about Trump, I would be sent to prison.

  • Redbird101
    Redbird101 2 months ago

    Drumpf badddddddddddddd

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 2 months ago

    叔叔教皇,教宗儿子不孝,门徒也不孝,只孝軍,对吧,,,。
    聖教众很累的,得少放假休静,,,丫,世界只对军好(殖外种繁伝下代養也多),聖教很難经伝啊,奉献很難维持的,还以纸弑盟,以纸吸黄金,天哪,不孝丫,对了,叔叔,你在哪国,有迷失成军迷嗎??,为什麽拉-大票入工,若教宗们入,有好職位嗎??,天哪,不孝Y,还好教主後任後仼都工巡行跳脱矛盾国陷井网,,,了,不孝Y,惡夢連連。
    对了,你怎在矛盾似邪教国呢,要和叔叔唐思,勿受前任拖連累,,,。

  • henrik jensen
    henrik jensen 3 months ago

    blame trump 4 a fictive amageddon, where humanity running short of science solutions, dumbing themselves to extinction. In the proces scarying kids to suicide.Ok you are also not very funny.

  • Robert Mitchell
    Robert Mitchell 3 months ago

    Why does he keep talking about trump is that all his repertoire

  • Robert Mitchell
    Robert Mitchell 3 months ago

    How offensive (not really)

  • Robert Mitchell
    Robert Mitchell 3 months ago

    What a bunch of jokera

  • Queen Elizabeth I
    Queen Elizabeth I 3 months ago

    You taught me "bona fides" today 😂 thanks Stephen!

  • squeakeroo1
    squeakeroo1 3 months ago

    Stephen Colbert is on one week's vacation at the moment 1st March 2019.
    So might as well return to these, for some comedy gems.

  • Donald Petkus
    Donald Petkus 3 months ago

    It takes critical thinking skills as well as “natural instinct” to understand science.

  • Mark Anderson
    Mark Anderson 4 months ago

    It's hard being funny.

  • Shade Beast
    Shade Beast 4 months ago

    Trump is a genius... and he also has no clue what the difference between a fact and what’s comes out when he tweets out of his ass.

  • Dorth Surreal
    Dorth Surreal 4 months ago

    Fluff you mean Science Fiction?

  • Natalee  Steele
    Natalee Steele 5 months ago

    That one guy in the background screaming "NOO" to the beer shortage is a mood

  • FaustusFBI 3760
    FaustusFBI 3760 5 months ago

    The Ruling Class and These Alchemists of Public Morale:
    What kind of person hold to the bloodline of a chosen leader, especially when the ruling class consisted of mostly household servants of the king and queen? The ruling class is a step down from industry and the educated elite. When you join the ruling class you have to know that you are stepping down into a lesser class of police and military, or it is an insanity. This was especially apparent during time of limited warfare and the rise of the samurai into an acceptable class. Those few captains of industry like the philosophers of mathematical advisors of the kings and queens, or the alchemists trying to turn mercury into gold were merely looking for funding at a time of rich governments. The church had the worst leaders in the nobility in history and its participation was mostly disaster. What is it when medieval concepts still cling in the age of information well past the renaissance period? Who decries class warfare in a time of equality at its greatest ever? These alchemists of ruling class and industry dirt have little historical backbone and are merely trying to get more than one vote. Conspiracies are for the blind and rarley have any substantiation. It's paranoia. The world is the easiest and fairest it has ever been. Who looks for dirt in intimacy and sexual realities? If you want the play the intimacy game you have to actually play the game and it's competitive like any. You have to go to bars, sign up for dating sites, sign up for clubs and activities, ask people out, etc. You are going to have to deal with peer pressure. You don't just win the game or come out ahead. A crime takes an investigation. Who are these mad people ringing an alarm all the time and stirring up bad morale? They are giving me have and have nots when I can look out the door and see it's all a decent living more those who apply themselves.

  • Lisa Godin
    Lisa Godin 5 months ago

    Hey Steven! Can you come up with a monologue explaining why the yellow livered cowardly American people refuse to march against Donald Trump demanding impeachment or forced resignation while they'll march for stupid stuff? I'm SICK Of America bitching about Trump while refusing to oust him when he's proven his corruption and mental illness! The yellow bellied cowardly population refuses to fight back against Trump. Other countries they protest! Americans refuse to protest to get rid of our dictator expecting their corrupt politician Trump kiss assers to solve the problem! Steven! Can you come up with a funny monologue about it? Maybe the American people will get it! Do the American people want Trump destroying their lives for 2 more years? Or will they force Republicans and Democrats by protests and pounding on their office doors like they had no trouble doing about Brett Kavanaugh before giving up after the rapist was sworn into the supreme court! Pelosi and the others refuse to talk impeachment! And the yellow bellied American people refuse to demand it! I'm sick of it! Sick of Trump sick of Cobert making light of this dangerous sociopath!!!!

  • Kim Lowe
    Kim Lowe 5 months ago +1

    It would be great to have an honest president.

  • otter
    otter 5 months ago

    Didn't he tell stormi that she looked like his daughter before he banged her? So his wants to do his horse faced daughter?

  • President Prime Minister Admiral General Aladeen

    #Comacho2020 (still better than trump)

  • Deacon Verter
    Deacon Verter 5 months ago

    Trump wouldn't know science if it cured his scurvy.

  • Tim
    Tim 5 months ago +2

    I have a natural instinct for BS, because my neighbours granddaughter her uncles nieces boyfriends son, was a cow herder. I never met him, but I can clearly say conman trump is full of BS !

  • Oscar Robinson
    Oscar Robinson 5 months ago +1

    GOP: GENOCIDE OF POOR

  • Derek Currie
    Derek Currie 5 months ago

    😆😆🤣😂😂Elect-A-Clown🤣😆😆🤣😂

  • The Forgotten Place
    The Forgotten Place 5 months ago

    But whys he throwing insults? He slept with her. Is trump admiting his taste in women is terrible? And how does that play into his current wife? Does she take light of that?

  • david stewart
    david stewart 6 months ago

    He is the president and yes the wall should have been built years ago...this country needs to start protecting our land our soldiers and our lives. I live in Texas and have met a family from Pakistan the father has at least 7 aliases has been in front of Supreme court. Numerous times setting up corporations and LLC s etc filing bankruptcy etc to scam more money has 2 social security numbers all of which court was aware of and yet he hasn't gone to jail and is training his son to do the same..someone has dropped the ball

  • Curt Hartman
    Curt Hartman 6 months ago

    Hey Dumbass Donald they got a tiny blue pill for your angry inch, there's science for ya,LMAO so was Stormy

  • Petyr Kowalski
    Petyr Kowalski 6 months ago

    If Trump has the same apitude for science as he does bullshit and lying then we have a new Einstein on our hands.

  • saeed a
    saeed a 6 months ago

    is that why they call it the Supreme Court ? drunken rapist judge and a crackhead

  • Nate Free K-9 Help
    Nate Free K-9 Help 6 months ago

    I love horses, cats and dogs :) plus lol....

  • Shanna Sweger
    Shanna Sweger 6 months ago

    He slept with that horse face though 😂😂😂

  • Fernandezz Klock
    Fernandezz Klock 6 months ago

    A NATURAL INSTINCT FOR SCIENCE! WTF

  • Smooth kajamm
    Smooth kajamm 6 months ago

    Orange man bad

  • Tejas Nair
    Tejas Nair 6 months ago

    The audience makes my stomach turn

  • Honeysuckle Blossom
    Honeysuckle Blossom 6 months ago +1

    How does the idiot not know you don't start a sentence with 'and' it's a connective dumbo, it should never have a capital letter unless you're writing in all caps. That's a 6/7 year old writing and grammar lesson.

  • Allan Drummond
    Allan Drummond 7 months ago

    I LIKE SCOTCH

  • Maiku Tsukino
    Maiku Tsukino 7 months ago

    Beer prices will go up????? THE REPUBLIC IS DOOOOMMMMED!!!!!!

  • Togo Burrows
    Togo Burrows 7 months ago

    all government officials need to be tested for drugs, especially the president

  • IT'S ME FROM 713
    IT'S ME FROM 713 7 months ago +1

    Donald J. Trump
    The J stands for Jenius

  • highlights Bottle flip nbanflnhl

    Ice core samples dont lie. The climate has been on a warming trend since the last ice age. I wonder why all of the ice that covered most of the earth dissapeared. I suppose 10-12,000 years ago our poluting cars and industry sparked the warming trend. The way climate change is being spoon fed to people, as it pertains to our contributions, is actually no more than this; if you combined all of mankinds carbon emmissions over the last 10,000 years it still doesnt add up to be as much as what our planet produces in one day by itself.

  • Leslie Killam
    Leslie Killam 7 months ago

    To be distinct about his instinct, we've noticed da stink.

  • the Hamster
    the Hamster 7 months ago +1

    Trump is a walking talking fucking joke..the end

  • L G
    L G 7 months ago +1

    Steve shut up and support our country instead of every other but our country dipster

  • Nas Nas
    Nas Nas 7 months ago

    When you vote Nov 6th, don't vote a straight party ticket !!! They are changing the senator choice if you vote that way, you have to choose each nominee individually and double check before you submit. Don't let them continue to cheat to win!

  • Mario Muccino
    Mario Muccino 7 months ago

    PRESIDENT TRUMP IS SMARTER THAN THIS JACKASS. AND MAKES LIBERAL DEMOCRATES LOOK LIKE RETARDS.AND BY THE WAY PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL BE ELECTED AGAIN, AND ALL YOU SNOWFLAKE LIBERALS WILL BE CRYING AGAIN IN MOMMY AND DADDY'S HOUSE. AFTER ALL LIBERAL DEMOCRATES ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF LOOSERS.

    • Mario Muccino
      Mario Muccino 7 months ago

      grindupBaker HE CAN DO ANYTHING HE WANTS, JUST DON'T GET CAUGHT.

    • grindupBaker
      grindupBaker 7 months ago

      Ah but can he write in cursive script. Now that's tricky

  • David Edwards
    David Edwards 7 months ago +1

    My father was a medic on a ship during the war. We never talked about it, but I'm sure I have the knowledge to be a doctor. For instance, I would diagnose tRump as being mentally unfit to hold the office of POTUS, or to put it in layman's terms, that guy is batshit crazy!

    • grindupBaker
      grindupBaker 7 months ago +1

      That's really weird. One of my uncles said he heard of a guy who was a medic on a ship during the war. He never talked with him though. I have a natural instinct for ships.

  • jacobrocks7
    jacobrocks7 7 months ago +2

    Only science trump understands is the gas that spews out of his ass and mouth..

  • CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
    CAPSLOCKPUNDIT 7 months ago +1

    "My uncle was a real science guy and super smart, and I don't want to put words in his mouth, but he would agree that I am the best at climate...the best."

  • Bill Baldwin
    Bill Baldwin 7 months ago +1

    our fake president rides again....

  • International Harvester
    International Harvester 7 months ago +1

    Only thing I'm going to miss after Trump's impeachment is Stephen and Trevor Noah's Donnie voice.

  • Hazukichan X
    Hazukichan X 7 months ago +1

    On a side note, realtrueamericanscienceeagle.jesus is actually the most credible source in the world. For anything. Much as I hate to say it, someone can link a totally unrelated page from that site and just win any argument. Try this at home, alt-righters! ^_^

  • annoyed707
    annoyed707 7 months ago +1

    It's time for Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone to team up again in a parody crime thriller called Natural Instinct.

  • annoyed707
    annoyed707 7 months ago +2

    He meant his natural instinct for silence, encouraged by hush payments and non-disclosure agreements.

  • I Created An Account For This

    I like science. And beer.

  • Dmajor7thadd9
    Dmajor7thadd9 7 months ago +1

    Dwayne Johnson for president!!!

  • troll face 69
    troll face 69 7 months ago +2

    If you live in the United States, Big Daddy Donald J. Trump is your President!

  • James McMahon
    James McMahon 7 months ago

    You are not funny and why dont you get your right ear fixed it looks like your head is dented in , now that is funny lol

  • Michael Gibson
    Michael Gibson 7 months ago

    Science: we're genetically different, immigration is destroying and dividing the west... The Media is run by Jews because genetically on average they have higher Iq's and use their intelligence to hide it...

  • Michael R.
    Michael R. 7 months ago

    Garbage TV.

  • Blue Eyes
    Blue Eyes 7 months ago

    Trump 2020! Vote Red people.

  • Uriel Orozco
    Uriel Orozco 7 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • S Ge
    S Ge 7 months ago

    Trevor did a good cover on this one too: his science expertise lol

  • Conald-is-a Scourge-on-humanity

    Trat has natural instinct for being horribly corrupt, anti-science, anti-environmentalist.

  • SPacy sam aku holT
    SPacy sam aku holT 7 months ago

    The president has to explain to the leftists that his son is a guy. May have not sounded that "intelligent" how he said it but at least the president is not a science-denier when it comes to biological gender.

  • Dan Wilkerson
    Dan Wilkerson 7 months ago +1

    When Trump leaves office this pedophile won't have anything to talk about.

  • n o b o d y h e r e
    n o b o d y h e r e 7 months ago

    This dude use to be funny but now he just regurgitates the same ol crap!

  • John Reese
    John Reese 7 months ago +1

    I thought science was logic, rationality, and fact checking...? How could you have natural instinct for science? Hmm... I call bullshit.

  • Rudy Jimenez
    Rudy Jimenez 7 months ago

    The "BOY" Cobert is a joke.Yes just a little 👦 boy. Bow down to your President. Red Tsunami coming!

  • Robert G
    Robert G 7 months ago

    Total clown. Couldn’t lead a two car funeral.

  • John Doe
    John Doe 7 months ago

    NPC clap.

  • ZoanBlade90
    ZoanBlade90 7 months ago

    0:44 Be able to Sleep at night?

  • Philly Dobing
    Philly Dobing 7 months ago

    Wasn't expecting a Trump bashing. How fresh and exciting!!