Rescue Dog Rescue With Whoopi Goldberg

  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2018
  • In the latest edition of 'Rescue Dog Rescue,' Stephen and Whoopi Goldberg prove that honesty is NOT the best policy when it comes finding homes for adopted puppies.
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Комментарии • 139

  • Jacqueline Knauff
    Jacqueline Knauff 21 день назад

    Thank you

  • Jacqueline Knauff
    Jacqueline Knauff 21 день назад


  • 48162342
    48162342 22 дня назад +1

    Better than the Jimmy Fallon segment where they always use white retrievers

  • Ethereal Jen
    Ethereal Jen 28 дней назад

    0:32 Top right is a kitty cat, not a doggie! Lol

  • Pamela Cass
    Pamela Cass 29 дней назад

    I think Stephen should stop doing this segment. Too many whiners with advice, but none of them sharing their stories of the senior dogs they themselves have adopted.

  • joyce russell
    joyce russell Месяц назад

    Love this segment . Agree with doing older dogs too

  • Ariel Steinsaltz
    Ariel Steinsaltz Месяц назад

    You should do a kitten edition!

  • discipleofsakura
    discipleofsakura Месяц назад

    I wish I'd known I could adopt Emma Stone. :(

  • bookcreator
    bookcreator Месяц назад

    I mean, honestly, the point of this isn't to get the dogs adopted, it's to have a feel good segment and puppies are cuter than older dogs, so that's why they're there. It's shitty, but true.

  • Brian Perkins
    Brian Perkins Месяц назад

    Agree with those about a show for adopting older dogs; the puppies WILL get adopted anyway.
    We know you will do the right thing Stephen ; because you always do and we appreciate it : )

  • Alli M
    Alli M Месяц назад

    legit the best recurring segment

  • Make Racists Afraid Again
    Make Racists Afraid Again Месяц назад


  • Dean Miller
    Dean Miller Месяц назад

    Don’t be rescue dog trolls. This is an awesome bit.

  • Kirsten S.
    Kirsten S. Месяц назад +3

    “I love lying about dogs”
    Whoopi Goldberg, 2018

  • Maya P
    Maya P Месяц назад

    Stephen, how about mentioning to people that if they really care about animals they'll stop eating them every day!

  • Pruto
    Pruto Месяц назад +2

    arf, arf....

  • Sadôg
    Sadôg Месяц назад +1


  • David Armillie
    David Armillie Месяц назад

    I can't watch this episode! I'll end up with all of those puppies!

  • Everettel
    Everettel Месяц назад

    Great now lets close down puppy mills, no more breeding and selling when there's so many animals that need a home.

  • Jasmine Houston-Burns
    Jasmine Houston-Burns Месяц назад

    Whoopi stay lookin like somebody grama that you know

  • Ms Sunshine
    Ms Sunshine Месяц назад

    I love these segments

  • Steve Matthews
    Steve Matthews Месяц назад

    That's a nice jacket, I want one

  • Ichijo Festival
    Ichijo Festival Месяц назад +1

    Just gonna say this:
    *Puppies* take work and constant attention.
    *Dogs* give encouragement and companionship.
    C'mon, Stephen, show our friends some love. Time to give back.

  • richard wilmot Ph.D
    richard wilmot Ph.D Месяц назад

    ASPCA & Bestiality/Zoo Brothel
    I was a member of the ASPCA until I entered puberty. And then I quit, cuz my parents let me.
    I don't really know anything about the ASPCA even though I do remember something happening when I was around ten.
    So the ASPCA was a mystery to me, accept for their ads for dog & cat abuse on the TV. I finally got to talk very candidly with a spokesperson for the ASPCA & a family friend.
    So what is the ASPCA? What R U guys & gals all about?
    OK he said: the ASPCA is a powerful & influential national organization dedicated to having sex with animals. We are into expressing carnal love for animals. We're in favor of inter-species marriage. To put it quite frankly, we are in favor of world wide bestiality.
    Of course. I thought everybody knew that?
    Well I thought the American Society to Prevent Cruelty to Animals was to prevent cruelty to animals.
    Of course we are not cruel to the animals we 'ph'k! Mostly we ph'k dogs & cats but each of our ph'kings... red rockets... etc is done using Crisco. Every animal shelter has tons of the stuff.
    But Crisco is a shortening, I exclaimed.
    Suddenly the ASPCA'S spokesperson's face went blank & he discontinued our interaction.
    Later it was revealed in the press that male animal caretakers at the ASPCA had been having sex with animals & using Crisco as a lubricant and all of their penises were reduced in size.
    They all felt it was a punishment from God for ph'king animals but then they remembered, there is no God!

  • Ken Harris
    Ken Harris Месяц назад

    Whoopie holds a puppy like a human infant.

  • Bijan Niknam
    Bijan Niknam Месяц назад

    Ha! He used the “My apologies to Doris Kearns Goodwin” line on the Report about 10 years ago. I think he likes saying her name

  • Colette Lee
    Colette Lee Месяц назад +1

    Please do one with pit bulls!

  • Serai3
    Serai3 Месяц назад +1

    Please do some segments about senior dogs, Stephen. Puppies are easy to home, but senior dogs have a really hard time getting adopted and could use the help.

  • Armie of One
    Armie of One Месяц назад

    Everyone: Make up lies about your pets here!
    Here’s Naru! He found a way into Narnia one time when he got into the closet, and can find it again. He won’t tell you how, though!

  • gigi stoner
    gigi stoner Месяц назад +1

    Question: Who's to say these new "adoption" centers aren't really just the puppy mills of the 80's-90's? I mean the pet shops in the malls closed as puppy mills were a controversial story being investigated. Now all of a sudden they are supposedly gone? I would think they'd just change to a non profit "adoption" agency, not have to pay mall store front prices (heck malls are dead anyway now) and avoid taxes, all while drawing from sympathy from the masses. Don't get me wrong. By all means, give these puppies a home... but investigate the origins of these agencies and how, and from whom, they obtain these puppies.

  • Vegan Devil Worship
    Vegan Devil Worship Месяц назад +1

    Rescue a dog basically because you find it cute and then have hundreds of animals you don’t find cute killed to save one dog...because you think it’s cute. That makes sense.

  • SuperKing604
    SuperKing604 Месяц назад

    The ronin joke was the best

  • Hair8Metal8Karen
    Hair8Metal8Karen Месяц назад +5

    They use puppies because it's less of a risk and the puppies are still in their socialization period so they need to be exposed to new, positive environments.
    Older dogs have more anxieties and can be reactive when stressed (say by being in front of an audience with massive lights and cameras on them). Puppies are still developing and love new people, plus they are smaller so they can fit in the play pens without having to fight over space.
    I'm also going to say that puppies are more at risk of diseases in shelters so it's really important they find a home quickly (preferably during the critical socialization period before any behavioural issues take hold).

  • michael cianci
    michael cianci Месяц назад

    i wish they would do rescue DOG rescue instead of having puppies. Dog's over 1.5 years are nearly impossible to adopt out. use your platform steven!!

  • Quetta
    Quetta Месяц назад

    I WANT ROBBIE!!!❤❤❤❤❤😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • J Malts
    J Malts Месяц назад

    Do a segment for orphan children who actually need help. Im sorry dogs arent as important.

  • earth ocean
    earth ocean Месяц назад +1

    No wonder they all get adopted, they are all PUPPIES. Try adopting adults or better yet, seniors!! #RescueDonateVolunteer SeniorsROCK #DontSHOP

  • Jayme Ann
    Jayme Ann Месяц назад

    2:54 but those shoes, girl!!! WTF were you thinking?

  • Alice LeFae
    Alice LeFae Месяц назад +1

    I want to get famous someday just so I can be on this segment

  • god is woman
    god is woman Месяц назад +1

    I love puppies 😊

  • Nick Short
    Nick Short Месяц назад

    They need to have the Georgia bulldogs on there so the season can be saved.

  • Hee Sing Sia
    Hee Sing Sia Месяц назад +1

    Whoopi how do I adopt the dog from your show? The one that usually sits on the right on "the view"

  • Babbot Finklestein
    Babbot Finklestein Месяц назад +1

    Spay and neuter ur pets! Case closed

  • Gina Woolsey
    Gina Woolsey Месяц назад

    I hope Shamrock in particular goes to a good home, since that was the name of my first dog. Thanks for doing this!

  • shadowlugia18011
    shadowlugia18011 Месяц назад

    This is an awesome segment, I hope you guys keep doing this!

  • Working From The Road
    Working From The Road Месяц назад


  • Arianddu
    Arianddu Месяц назад +1

    Hey Stephen, you always bring out puppies, which are usually the easiest to find homes for. Next time, could you do "rescue retired dogs rescue" where you help old dogs find a new home to love them in their twilight years.

    T.BONE/SIDE OF LIFE Месяц назад +2

    Ok guys, set the cat a loose now!!!

  • Geiner Elizondo
    Geiner Elizondo Месяц назад +4

    _Don't buy; Adopt_

  • cutepiku
    cutepiku Месяц назад

    Less puppies, more a year old and up dogs please. Puppies always get grabbed quickly.

  • Nicole Young
    Nicole Young Месяц назад +1

    OMG!!! THE PUPPIES!!!!!!!!

  • RustyTube
    RustyTube Месяц назад

    A Pekingese with a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, a Korean martial art? Does that mean no Chinese Kung Fu master found her teachable?

  • Brandon Wei
    Brandon Wei Месяц назад +15

    People complaining that the show isn't using older dogs to attract potential adoptees are totally contradicting the whole good intention that comes with adoption in the first place. The show has 2 minutes to appease to an entire country with comedy. Take a break, get off your soapbox, and appreciate that dogs are being adopted in the first place. Not to mention there is a link to visit the shelter's site where (hopefully) older dogs are also featured so that people can make their own choices.

  • Da Di
    Da Di Месяц назад +1

    Do senior dogs too!!! And ones with special needs/medical needs!!! Puppies are easy

  • Da Di
    Da Di Месяц назад

    Whoopi, yay!!!

  • Old Wisdom
    Old Wisdom Месяц назад

    I have a black cat, black nose black butt, I mean black. If a woman loved me half as much as this cat I would still be married.

  • Old Wisdom
    Old Wisdom Месяц назад

    Hey Steve, 'Doggy Style'. I'm sure inquiring minds want to know. lol

  • J Witherspoon
    J Witherspoon Месяц назад +33

    North Shore is the biggest no-kill shelter in the world. Yes, it's so important to adopt senior dogs. However, North Shore receives a LOT of young puppies from out-of-state, and it's really important to get all these babies out to make room for all the other babies that are already on their way. I think if it were any other shelter, I'd be critical of the puppies-only segment. But having been to North Shore a few times to adopt, and seeing all the small puppies they have, I completely understand.

    • Armie of One
      Armie of One Месяц назад +2

      J Witherspoon Thank you. After all, un-adopted puppies turn into dogs in about a year anyway.

  • Unusual Spectacular
    Unusual Spectacular Месяц назад +1

    Please do this for senior dogs, they need it the most!

  • Kyle Sanders
    Kyle Sanders Месяц назад +1

    Biscuit is a perfect dog name. Standing by it.

  • Beth Hyde-Smith
    Beth Hyde-Smith Месяц назад +1

    I think Biscuit is a secret cat.

  • Martin Biesel
    Martin Biesel Месяц назад +1

    The thumbnail made me think André 3000 was on as a guest. That would be icecold!

  • Escapate Mental Slavery
    Escapate Mental Slavery Месяц назад

    There’s plenty of dogs who will need rescuing very soon.These people are sick

  • kwaksea
    kwaksea Месяц назад

    Well... and a cat too

  • John Poole
    John Poole Месяц назад

    Cats. Everyone who isn’t evil loves kittens.

  • Kathleen Parker
    Kathleen Parker Месяц назад +2

    Yes the cat was adopted!

  • Erika Callahan
    Erika Callahan Месяц назад

    I want Robbie! 💜💜💜💜💜

  • irlenadflower
    irlenadflower Месяц назад +4

    why do puppies? Why not do older dogs? Why make people MORE puppy crazy when you can save an older dog more at risk for euthanasia in a shelter.

  • Eisdax
    Eisdax Месяц назад +17

    I wish they would take on old dogs who are in the pound for years already as well. They are far more harder to get to loving people than cute little puppies.

  • HandjesBreda
    HandjesBreda Месяц назад +45

    Oh look, more adorable puppies that are clearly good with strangers that have no problem whatsoever finding a home anyway. Come on Stephen. How about an 8 year old mutt with a limp? That's a dog that could use your help.

  • Chimi Kitty
    Chimi Kitty Месяц назад +8

    As usual they’re all puppies again. It’s the adult dogs that need help rescuing, not puppies.

  • This Rebel is Scum
    This Rebel is Scum Месяц назад +21

    Adopt, don't buy, especially older animals, not just puppies or ones that people see as being cute.

  • Marlene H
    Marlene H Месяц назад +1

    A dog is for life, not just for Christmas!
    Over the Christmas holiday period animal shelters in Germany are stopping people from taking pets home. They say that anyone who does not understand why is probably the wrong person to adopt.

  • Jon
    Jon Месяц назад +9

    Does Whoopi really not know how to handle a puppy?

  • EarOfRam
    EarOfRam Месяц назад

    How much you wanna bet Shoji’s story was inspired by the Avengers Endgame trailer.....

  • Caroline Ossuarium
    Caroline Ossuarium Месяц назад +7

    At 0:33 there is a cat (on the upper right corner) among all those cute dogs 😹😹🐱‍👤

  • Nikki Lane
    Nikki Lane Месяц назад +91

    You should definitely do a show with older dogs needing homes, not just the puppies. Puppies are cute, but older dogs are gorgeous too😍🐶

    • MaddaM Metzo
      MaddaM Metzo Месяц назад +6

      Puppies will get adopted one way or another, because they are little, cute and at the beginning of their life everybody can educate them in their own way. So perfect for someone who want to sepnd most of the dogs life with it, but older dogs need a home and someone who loves them, too. Unfortunanetly many people are afraid that an older dog will have habbits they can't change anymore, or a bad past or simply that they will get only sick and die in a short time.
      So I would love it, when Steven could help those dogs, too.

  • mohin pat
    mohin pat Месяц назад +2

    Stephen, the question is still, "Why Love One Animal Over Another???"

  • MsOrangeSoul
    MsOrangeSoul Месяц назад +38

    Please do Rescue Cat Rescue. So many cats out there who need a home.

  • DreamLightNight
    DreamLightNight Месяц назад +4

    Please do it with older dogs too!

  • Hey Siri
    Hey Siri Месяц назад +14

    What a wholesome segment! I wold love to see more variation with age and species! Keep it up!

  • Mostly Water
    Mostly Water Месяц назад +8

    "My apologies to Doris Kearns Goodwin" was one of my favorite recurring bits on The Colbert Report. Love the throwback!

  • Na M
    Na M Месяц назад +67

    Everytime SC does this segment, I feel I have to remind him that adorable little puppies don't need help getting adopted, and that animal shelters all across the country are full of adult pit bull mixes, most of which are destined for the headsman's block.

    • Na M
      Na M Месяц назад

      +Kasha Bee Most people aren't actively breeding pit bulls, but pit bull owners can be incredibly irresponsible. They don't get their dogs fixed, and they walk them without leashes around smaller dogs and young children. Almost every Judge Judy episode involving a dog attack includes a pit bull and a really really stupid pit bull owner.

    • Kasha Bee
      Kasha Bee Месяц назад

      Na M stop breeding pit bulls.

  • TheMymlan
    TheMymlan Месяц назад +36

    Senior dogs please!!

    • TheMymlan
      TheMymlan Месяц назад +1

      +god is woman That's why they need to be shown and charmingly lied about on Colbert, so that people will want them! ☺

    • god is woman
      god is woman Месяц назад

      Unfortunately people don't want them 😳

  • maxim menage
    maxim menage Месяц назад +58

    Pups are easy to adopt, try older staffordshire breeds. The get culled left right and center.

    • maxim menage
      maxim menage Месяц назад

      +Kasha Bee Your blanket statement convinces me you generalise more often. That kind of brainwashed attitude is dangerous. Keep watching television honey, its perfect for you.

    • Kasha Bee
      Kasha Bee Месяц назад +1

      maxim menage pit bulls are dangerous.

  • lazyperfectionist1
    lazyperfectionist1 Месяц назад +173

    Adorable, as always, but haven't you folks ever considered mixing in a few _older_ dogs that need homes?

    • AK V
      AK V Месяц назад

      They are lying.. Who knows the dogs might be older then you'd think 😂

    • Ichijo Festival
      Ichijo Festival Месяц назад +1

      First thing I did was check for this comment. Dammit, Stephen, do you not read the comment section of your RU-clip videos? That's... probably for the best. But goddammit, Stephen, c'mon.

    • Tyrant-Den
      Tyrant-Den Месяц назад +3

      lazyperfectionist1 should not be hard:
      *obviously old good boy*
      "This is the youngest wittle puppy in the group."

  • SelinaCat
    SelinaCat Месяц назад +5

    She is ROCKING that side shave

  • Darren Krivit
    Darren Krivit Месяц назад

    Peaches got the goods on Trump!

  • grodhagen
    grodhagen Месяц назад +164

    How about neutering more dogs, America, so that this problem isn't as great?
    Steve, do an adopt a senior dog episode. Please

    • Moon
      Moon Месяц назад +6

      +Mr. H I agree, Mr, Heifer! I'd say we should start with you.

    • Mr. H
      Mr. H Месяц назад

      Too many dogs/cats. Put'em down. Move on. Unwanted livestock .

    • NightVale_Intern
      NightVale_Intern Месяц назад +10

      Also yeah! More people need to see senior dogs need just as much love as puppies if not more. A lot of dogs spend the last period of their life alone and it’s heartbreaking. We need to adopt more senior pets!

    • NightVale_Intern
      NightVale_Intern Месяц назад +3

      grodhagen oh man, yes. I work at a dog grooming place and the amount of un-neutered dogs is insane! At least 4 a day and they’re monsters compared to the neutered ones.

  • root8angel
    root8angel Месяц назад +4

    Aaaaand I want every single one of these dogs💖

    T.BONE/SIDE OF LIFE Месяц назад +9

    Peaches, a must for security in multiple ways!

  • Brian H
    Brian H Месяц назад +119

    please do another one that are not puppies! they are the ones that could use tele attention!

    • mocat1
      mocat1 Месяц назад +3

      carli max I’d love a mogwai. I’m just scared one too many people would feed it after midnight though. 😰😖

    • Juliet Marlowe
      Juliet Marlowe Месяц назад +7

      +Grete Bremseth Senior dogs need adoption. Only adopt.

    • Grete Bremseth
      Grete Bremseth Месяц назад +5

      Juliet Marlowe I would ask for the one that had stayed the longest. The one nobody wanted! ♡

    • Juliet Marlowe
      Juliet Marlowe Месяц назад +8

      Adult dogs ?

    • SelinaCat
      SelinaCat Месяц назад +2

      Yeah totally agree with you but this is TV. If theres a bit, remember people don't like change.

    T.BONE/SIDE OF LIFE Месяц назад +121

    Now if they can find a place for Gwyneth Paltrow to keep her from selling and shoving things in areas they were not intended to ever be placed. remember all pets need a home, not a stone.

    • Faith Castillo
      Faith Castillo Месяц назад

      TNONE/SIDE OF LIFE. well, first she needs to be rehabbed, otherwise you can never place her in a forever home.

    • S Miller
      S Miller Месяц назад

      +Canuckmom1958 pet rock

      T.BONE/SIDE OF LIFE Месяц назад +1

      Canuckmom1958 Sure, my pleasure.😀

    • Canuckmom1958
      Canuckmom1958 Месяц назад +3

      T.BONE/SIDE OF LIFE THANK YOU for that. I couldn't agree more. stupid/gullible are people? The World is rapidly becoming void of any shred of common sense. Gwyneth would do well in the Trump Administration...along with all the other SNAKE OIL SALESMEN !

    • ArcaJ
      ArcaJ Месяц назад +3

      I love Gwenyth Paltrow, but SHE MUST BE STOPPED!

  • J Squirrel
    J Squirrel Месяц назад +27

    I'm a cat person but these dogs are so freaking cute!

  • Khouri AS
    Khouri AS Месяц назад

    lovely puppers

  • Napoleon I Bonaparte
    Napoleon I Bonaparte Месяц назад +2

    Thanks for the RU-clip sponsored Hyatt House ad, Stephen...

  • Cody Griffin
    Cody Griffin Месяц назад +3

    2:58 I’m in love 🐶🥰❤️

  • New Message
    New Message Месяц назад +9

    The lie about Shamrock is that she turns into Jan-Micheal Vincent... so.. hardly A list.

    • Ashley Feawen
      Ashley Feawen Месяц назад

      but we still don't have enough Jan Michael Vincents to cover every district!

  • Flat Earth Preacher
    Flat Earth Preacher Месяц назад +1

    whoopi is a MTF

    • Smilley MLK
      Smilley MLK Месяц назад +4

      +Flat Earth Preacher Yes, because not believing a nutcase's totally unsubstantiated claim about a celebrity that has no impact on my life whatsoever is sooooooooooooooo gonna hurt me.


    • Flat Earth Preacher
      Flat Earth Preacher Месяц назад

      +Smilley MLK If you believe that your in a world of hurt

    • Smilley MLK
      Smilley MLK Месяц назад +6

      A MTF who is biological mother to a child. Right.

  • J W
    J W Месяц назад +1

    Wow, I’m first.....that’s a first.