Donald Trump Is Like, Really Not Smart

  • The President proclaimed his genius on the platform where our society's foremost intellectuals exchange revolutionary ideas: Twitter.
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Comments • 80

  • Bengguan Sim
    Bengguan Sim Day ago

    Not​ too​ smart? Trump? You​ are​ too​ kind.​ America​ has​ the​ dumbest​ President, an​ international​ laughing​ stock!

  • poorva chakraborty
    poorva chakraborty 4 days ago

    What have the voters got themselves into? I am not even American and I feel so bad for all of them. I miss the Obama's so much.

  • Lola mo
    Lola mo 11 days ago

    Trump is damaged

  • Mark Scott
    Mark Scott 15 days ago

    I actually feel bad for DT's youngest, Baron. I'm hoping he's at least protected by his mother from the Cheeto in Chief on a daily basis. Fred Trump was in the KKK, Donny is a racist, the brat pack of apples can't fall that far from the Trump stump. But maybe the youngest has been shielded enough from daddy's influence. It's not like he's going to play some ball with the kid. It will be interesting to get the boy's take on things in years to come. Maybe when he's been installed as President for Life, following in the steps of his brother and father after the second American civil war that started after Trump 'won' a 3rd term.

  • Keith Jessop
    Keith Jessop Month ago

    Being stupid is just like being dead.....the recipient doesn't know it and it's only painful for others.

  • Aztec Warrior
    Aztec Warrior Month ago

    I wonder how Republicans would imitate dot, dot dot

  • Cheeta
    Cheeta 2 months ago

    Hey colbert, taking a sec between your constant foolish hateful Trump rants... which Dem's do you support in the 2020 election? Why not attempt to do your viewers some benefit and give them worthy information that may point them in the correct candidate direction. You already harbor enough Trump hate for all of us.

  • Connie Crawford
    Connie Crawford 2 months ago +1

    Like, you are not anywhere in the vicinity of intelligence! Like, you’re really stupid!

  • HorseMuse
    HorseMuse 2 months ago

    Yeah, smart at swindling elections. You have to steal to win

  • Adam Frazer
    Adam Frazer 3 months ago

    I've only just realised how similar Trump is to John DuPont...

  • Joseph Argibay
    Joseph Argibay 3 months ago

    Really, i didn't know that,shocker

  • Maria Sol Fernandez
    Maria Sol Fernandez 3 months ago

    How can you guys take him off office? He must leave before it’s too late !!!

  • martin lawrence
    martin lawrence 3 months ago

    he does know the way to KFC.

  • Jayo Caine
    Jayo Caine 3 months ago

    4 million jobs created
    Lowest unemployment rate in recorded history
    relations with N.korea tended to
    ISIS lost momentum
    Leader of ISIS eliminated
    Economic growth hit 4.2%
    New unemployment claims recently hit a 49-year low.
    Median household income has hit highest level ever recorded.
    African-American unemployment has recently achieved the lowest rate ever recorded.
    Hispanic-American unemployment is at the lowest rate ever recorded.
    Asian-American unemployment recently achieved the lowest rate ever recorded.
    Women’s unemployment recently reached the lowest rate in 65 years.
    Youth unemployment has recently hit the lowest rate in nearly half a century.
    Lowest unemployment rate ever recorded for Americans without a high school diploma.

  • Sama Faultner
    Sama Faultner 4 months ago

    the only people that brag about how smart they are are either narcissists, really dumb, or some combination of the two.
    I am yet to see anything that proves this wrong.

  • Flamminio Di Sera
    Flamminio Di Sera 4 months ago +1

    You don't need to be smart if you're an implant of the international jew bankers.

  • Braxton Murray
    Braxton Murray 4 months ago

    Steve.. stop with the poor impression of YOUR president. Go back to touching kids at Sunday school. I mean teaching.....

  • Josny13
    Josny13 4 months ago

    I imagine having one of those stone-dumb girls as your brain surgeon saying:
    "I'm like, *rlly* good at this brain cutting stuff. Like, a lot of people don't like it when I bring my cellphone to the room, but it's like, *rlly* easy to just google how to do brain surgery. Like, why doesn't anyone else do this? What's a lobotomy? Is that a new way of saying someone has a nice ass? Anyway, let me get my scalpel from the dishwasher."

  • Maranda Gillespie
    Maranda Gillespie 4 months ago

    (I'm like so smart,I'm the smartest president in the history of prededency,)get it,I spelled it wrong like trump would of

  • Cassandra Morrison
    Cassandra Morrison 5 months ago

    Bringing it all back home:

  • MrMarco855
    MrMarco855 5 months ago

    Trump won, you lose. Grow a full ear would ya'?

  • Olga Rhodes
    Olga Rhodes 5 months ago


  • brent blackstone
    brent blackstone 5 months ago


  • Gerda White
    Gerda White 5 months ago

    I've really gotta, using, when I type.

  • Rain Stormfront
    Rain Stormfront 5 months ago

    We did not consent! We had a safe word! lol

    EUGENE KUPKA 5 months ago

    Trump has reached the Pinnacle of idiocy there is no place to go except down !

  • Marilyn Newman
    Marilyn Newman 5 months ago

    He knows Stables are for horses right??

  • Richard Dastrup
    Richard Dastrup 5 months ago

    Says the fake news cheerleader squad who has Trump syndrome

  • Rafeek Rafeek
    Rafeek Rafeek 5 months ago +1

    4:30 the safe word is IMPEACH !!!

  • Rafeek Rafeek
    Rafeek Rafeek 5 months ago +1

    Never thought of including mentally stable in my CV !
    Trump is genius indeed .

  • Anthony Hepton
    Anthony Hepton 5 months ago

    Anyone claiming to be a stable genius, is neither stable or genius.

  • pjr1525
    pjr1525 5 months ago

    Rene Descartes actually said 'I'm pink, therefore I'm spam'

  • pjr1525
    pjr1525 5 months ago

    Apparently a female reporter met Trump, she made the mistake of wearing a badge on her bosom which said press.

  • A G
    A G 5 months ago

    "Donald Trump is LIKE, really not smart". Wow. Colbert can make such a statement without realizing how stupid he sounds.

    • tarun
      tarun 5 months ago

      Well you seem to have what they call at the schizo ward "great and unmatched wisdom"

  • Paradise Deyo
    Paradise Deyo 5 months ago

    Rubix Cubes no longer keep the dummies occupied, he’s playing president.

  • Alexander Burawa
    Alexander Burawa 5 months ago

    "Trump IS smart. If he wasn't a really, really smart stable genius he wouldn't be in the oval office--right?" So says another emotionally unbalanced and empty-headed moron "supporter" who just viewed one of donnie's white-supremacist rallies. What a world we live in! Can l have a do-over, please?

  • Richard Dastrup
    Richard Dastrup 5 months ago

    Stephen Colbert dont care about real news and real stories a village idiot. A cheerleader squad for fake news . So the real dumb and dumber is late night comedy

    • Richard Dastrup
      Richard Dastrup 5 months ago

      @Shelley Hjellum I think it is agree or disagree.

    • Shelley Hjellum
      Shelley Hjellum 5 months ago

      I Don't think the news is fake.
      Except for on the couches @ FOX.
      Excluding Chris Wallace & Shep Smith.

    • Richard Dastrup
      Richard Dastrup 5 months ago

      @Shelley Hjellum I'm glad you enjoy it. But its dumb and dumber it's like a broken record to fake news. I'm sorry if I offended you but really I'm laughing to I'm enjoying it

    • Shelley Hjellum
      Shelley Hjellum 5 months ago

      You are mistaken.
      We laugh because it's better than crying.
      He doesn't have to make anything up. Trump says it on The Daily News.
      If you don't like Stephen why don't you get the f*** out?

  • Christopher Justice
    Christopher Justice 6 months ago

    I could probably beat Trump at a game of chess.

  • jim thomas
    jim thomas 6 months ago

    Colbert is a unstable jizz licker...lock up your children.

  • Ethan Fiske
    Ethan Fiske 6 months ago

    Many say that political comedy doesn’t age well. To them, I simply say the words “Stephen Colbert”

  • Ethan Fiske
    Ethan Fiske 6 months ago

    Many say that political comedy doesn’t age well. To them, I simply say the words “Stephen Colbert”

  • Gamerdude18
    Gamerdude18 6 months ago

    You know ladies, one of my greatest qualities is mental stability, I swear.

  • Russ Brown
    Russ Brown 6 months ago +1

    Hi, my name is Donald J. Trump. The J stands for genius. Ooh ooh I see a Mc Donalds, land the jet.

  • Darryl Thompson
    Darryl Thompson 6 months ago

    Yes he is dumb as rock and dumbfounded can’t even match the stupidity that come that idiot mouth

  • Eddie Witten
    Eddie Witten 6 months ago

    Who else finds Jon's piano add-ons in between the monologues unnecessary and slightly irritating?

  • crocusflower
    crocusflower 6 months ago

    cringeworthy, ughhhh

  • Content Beyond
    Content Beyond 6 months ago

    Lol Colbert is so pathetic.

  • Peggy Sinclair
    Peggy Sinclair 7 months ago

    To all the World from America - - we did not vote for this ORANGE peel, please don't hold it against us. This little thing called the Electoral College is to blame. The people's vote does not count which was very obvious in the last election. Why bother going to the polls when the Electoral College has the final say. So much for democracy.

  • Timothy Davis
    Timothy Davis 7 months ago

    Hey, the next time his role back in his head, LEAVE HIM THERE!!! Don't take the chance he's having a stroke and then interfere with it, DON'T take a chance it might help him for crying out loud!!!

  • Mr 3000
    Mr 3000 7 months ago

    Hey Trump I told you go sell some straws LMFAO still about it ,

  • Mark S
    Mark S 7 months ago +1

    Don is a one term president

  • Jacob Simon
    Jacob Simon 7 months ago

    I mean, they are his 2 greatest assets, well and being deceptive...

  • Kenneth Leoganda
    Kenneth Leoganda 7 months ago

    We all know this! The voters didnt.

  • Tereza Kostacká
    Tereza Kostacká 7 months ago

    4:02 Is that the cameraman laughing in the background? 😂😂

  • Carl Thaysen
    Carl Thaysen 7 months ago

    OT says life begins when you suck in your first bit of oxygen. When you suck in your last bit of O2 and sleep for a while, something happens. Ruh Roh Colbety, you've arrived at firsty thessy 4;;17. Anyway, that is some funny stuff. Definitely want more "talking to your god" segments.

  • jessica M
    jessica M 7 months ago

    🤦wow that mentally stable tweet🤦

  • Petyr Kowalski
    Petyr Kowalski 7 months ago

    Trump tweets what he says to himself in his bathroom mirror. Picture that image, layer on his awful narcissistic, pathological personality and his tweets make sense. In a Trumpish way.

  • Eric Johnson
    Eric Johnson 7 months ago


  • Digital Critics
    Digital Critics 8 months ago

    what a dork, I don't know whats more disrespecting...His mocking the president, or his mocking the gay community doing it....Don't think this guy's funny, he should be removed from being a talk show host for being what democrats call "racist" & "treasonous". Who talks like that about their President. You're a disgrace!!!

    • jimbobeire
      jimbobeire 7 months ago +1

      You prefer a country where tv hosts can't criticize the president? Try Russia, Saudia Arabia, North Korea. Democracies have free speech, a president is not a king who is above reproach. Get a clue.

  • Rich Greene
    Rich Greene 8 months ago

    His biggest ASSet is planting his feet for a golf goof shot.

  • Rich Greene
    Rich Greene 8 months ago

    trump goof.

  • HaibTshajHaib
    HaibTshajHaib 8 months ago

    Trump is mentally unstable!

  • David Edwards
    David Edwards 8 months ago

    I love how he keeps harping back to being a TV star. He only starred in 1 TV show and had a cameo part in Home Alone. And as executive producer of that 1 TV show, he was always going to make himself the star. All his other activities have been beauty pageants (like that's a surprise).
    His arch nemesis, Arney, on the other hand, has starred in 72 movies. He has also directed (2) and produced (12) movies.

  • James Barriere
    James Barriere 8 months ago +2

    Why do u pick on your president shows your intelligence

  • Ken Roberts
    Ken Roberts 8 months ago

    Trump: an unstable lunatic who is convinced he is a “very stable genius”. What syndromes is that?

  • Sladjana Krunic
    Sladjana Krunic 8 months ago +1

    Colbert is like really

  • Losaiko Vote!!!
    Losaiko Vote!!! 8 months ago

    If Trump takes an IQ Test, releases his grades, and releases his taxes and business records, I'll consider not demanding IMPEACHMENT & eat a MAGA Hat!!!! He is a moron.......

  • Doenjang Stew
    Doenjang Stew 8 months ago

    Whatever He is called, He definitely saved America and Freedom World.

  • diane whalen
    diane whalen 8 months ago

    Oh my god Stephen you save my sanity.Take Care of yourself Stephen you have done so much for the country

  • Bellic999
    Bellic999 9 months ago

    BUUUURN !!!

  • Rodolfo Ayala
    Rodolfo Ayala 9 months ago

    Great 👍 book 📖.

  • Andrew Rogers
    Andrew Rogers 9 months ago

    He belongs in a stable

  • matias johnston
    matias johnston 9 months ago

    Trump is a genius!! 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧

  • Tinysim
    Tinysim 9 months ago

    Not smart enough to realize he's dumb.

  • Hoodoo Man
    Hoodoo Man 9 months ago

    The real problem is the electorate. When you have people who will actively and enthusiastically vote for an obvious moron, there will inevitably be problems. And is one reason why a dictatorship is sometimes preferable.

  • Chad Taylor
    Chad Taylor 9 months ago +1

    Bet trumps IQ is higher than Colbert's ratings, it's sad he can't talk about a democrat, that clownshow Is truly funny but no we have to listen to the same stale crap 5 nights a week, he better hope Trump is reelected or he will have nothing to preach about, proof a totally ignorant person can put on a nice suit and land a job he is incapable of pulling off, but will say or do anything to keep it, the bias bullshit you spit out makes you a small person who will always attack people who don't share your beliefs, can't believe you lasted this long with the dnc writing your jokes

  • arnauuu1
    arnauuu1 9 months ago

    You can mock him all you like, criticize him all you like, foam all you like... But at the end of the day here are the facts:
    - He has an IQ of over 150. That indeed makes him ALMOST a genius.
    - He is a successful businessman and billionaire.
    - he is the President of the United States.
    Man, I wish I was not very smart like him...

  • Bill Baldwin
    Bill Baldwin 9 months ago

    I am truly fearful for this country. This hideous human is in charge. Incompetent. Corrupt. UnChristian. Where does it end???

  • David Leach
    David Leach 9 months ago

    Well jokes on them because trump is the best president

  • Charles Jay
    Charles Jay 10 months ago

    Trump has ruined the relationship between the U.S. and the rest of the world,,,,,look what happened with China, Europe, Canada, the middle east,,,,Mexico....and every where else in this world,,,,,,I say it's time to get him out of office,,,,# impeach trump...