Insults Too Rare For Gordon Ramsay (r/rareinsults)

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  • Published on Oct 15, 2019
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  • Luvalie Nova
    Luvalie Nova 3 months ago +320

    "oh snap crackle pop rice crispies this bish got served" is now one of my favorite quotes

  • Wes Prang
    Wes Prang 2 days ago

    Norwegian money has a different value. 299 Krones = 33 usd.
    Only one Personal Trainer, who serves double duty as a Nutritionist. 🚩

  • Sapphire fox 93 Wennekamp

    I feel like soyboy was an insult geared at someone who’s probably super pale.

  • Delta Zero
    Delta Zero 16 days ago

    Time for more kev-lingo source material
    Favorite currently existing: I COULD CARE LESS OF YOU EVEN IF YOU HAD THE CURE TO MOTHER FUCKING CANCER!!!!!!!

  • Dawsin Bjugan
    Dawsin Bjugan 18 days ago

    WHERE IS THE LäMP SAUCE

  • Hunter Jaeger
    Hunter Jaeger 22 days ago

    The fitness site is in Norwegian currency. It's equivalent to about $34 USD, which is average for a gym.

  • RoyalStarlord
    RoyalStarlord 24 days ago

    buffalo chicken nuggets or spicey curry chicken nuggets? :3

  • MisaryBlues _Art
    MisaryBlues _Art 27 days ago

    hey blair you should check out r/rarethreats
    it's pretty funny

  • Elliott Garcia
    Elliott Garcia Month ago

    boneless wings are just flavored chicken nuggets

  • Lady Twilight
    Lady Twilight Month ago

    Bone in is best yes queen ! Keep trying to tell my husband that. My dog is bossy lol he talks to me when he wants something it is the cutest thing ever.

  • Sands Skelleman
    Sands Skelleman Month ago +1

    I only prefer boneless wings because when I was 10 i almost died choking on a chicken bone like a bozo and I've been paranoid ever since

  • Captain Darnia
    Captain Darnia 2 months ago

    3:01 As someone who's lived with bed bugs, may you only use this insult with your worst enemy because bed bugs give you the feeling of "Is that a bug, rash, or nothing" and not being able to check in public.

  • Goblin
    Goblin 2 months ago

    I always thought Cardi B was a new hand bag or new STD

  • Liggliluff
    Liggliluff 2 months ago +1

    (4:00) Google Translate has this stupid habit of "translating" foreign currency symbols to dollars, but keeping the numbers. That really makes the values way off sometimes ... or most of the time. So when you see it saying a number of dollars for a Norwegian site, consider it being the Norwegian currency (code: NOK).

  • Liggliluff
    Liggliluff 2 months ago +2

    (1:45) Imagine a world with people having different preferences ... ... what a horrible world that would be

  • Gypsy Cleric
    Gypsy Cleric 2 months ago

    I don't remember the last time i felt so called out by something more than "people online shopping for assorted premium mustache waxes while listening to a mandolin and xylophone cover version of Nirvana's Nevermind album." but it stings worse than a margarita rimmed paper cut.


    Making this all worse still was while typing out this comment all i could think of was the following
    1: Thank god i have a mustache wax guy and don't need to buy online.
    2: Xylophones are kinda over rated, id rather listen to hurdy gurdy covers.
    3: Nirvana is cool and all but have you listened to the mountain goats.

    I'm going to go lay down on a pile of plaid shirts and question my life.

  • Vitória Bolzoni
    Vitória Bolzoni 2 months ago

    Okay, when I saw the picture at 8:27, I almost fainted. Didn't expect to see that bastard's face in this video, but the insult was spot on. Brasileiros, cadê vocês?

  • the7thson1962
    the7thson1962 2 months ago

    the only differences between boneless wings and chicken nuggets are the spelling... and the price.

  • Chron Red
    Chron Red 2 months ago

    *i will make you breath concrete* oh boy... that sounds.... not terrifying at all... XD

  • Sealpool Be nice
    Sealpool Be nice 2 months ago

    5:36 that burn was hotter than my showers

  • Sealpool Be nice
    Sealpool Be nice 2 months ago

    I just like chicken nuggs so boneless

  • Elizabeth Midford
    Elizabeth Midford 2 months ago

    11:39 As a lefty, I'm hurt? Is it the person or that they're left handed?

  • Walker Morgan
    Walker Morgan 2 months ago

    I just don't like the bone. Ribs, steak, chicken, wings, I prefer them without the bone. It's not that the bone is wrong, I just don't like it

    • Walker Morgan
      Walker Morgan 2 months ago

      Also, I like to close the fridge with my feet.

  • Niya Blake
    Niya Blake 2 months ago

    Blair that is 299 Krone wich = 32 a month

  • beckybrown
    beckybrown 2 months ago

    Lmao that tool one yes 😂

  • Mary Hawkey
    Mary Hawkey 2 months ago

    Bone in ANYTHING is better!

  • Fazbear Entertainment
    Fazbear Entertainment 2 months ago

    Is this a new scp?

  • MysticLabyrinth
    MysticLabyrinth 2 months ago

    The one good thing about buzzfeed is buzzfeed unsolved

  • Lucas Fisher
    Lucas Fisher 2 months ago

    Call me a wimp, but if I’m eating chicken I’m not going to have a bone in my food. Miss me with that gay ####.

  • Ben Buehler
    Ben Buehler 3 months ago

    Boneless wings are just like chicken nuggets but larger, and that's why I prefer them.

  • André / Pyroghoul
    André / Pyroghoul 3 months ago

    9:49 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who uses that... even if I use it as a sewyside (I know how to spell it, I just don't know if it triggers RU-clip in a comment) bywords.

  • André / Pyroghoul
    André / Pyroghoul 3 months ago

    7:31 it is true. He has Cold War era dirt still stuck under his nails.

  • Matthew Thompson
    Matthew Thompson 3 months ago

    I won't say bone-in wings are worse, but I can't stand the taste. The bones alter the flavor in a way that I simply can't palette.

  • Demon1c Kn1ght
    Demon1c Kn1ght 3 months ago

    1:00 someone call mortal kombat because this is a fatality

  • Myani
    Myani 3 months ago

    a lot of these are borderline threats

  • David Ross
    David Ross 3 months ago

    Youre...just paying more for less meat

  • Sheikh Yerbouti Al-Nait

    I bet the shirt at 12:30 was from LuLaRoe...

  • Sheikh Yerbouti Al-Nait

    Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets , by a different name.

  • Rafael Iasbeck Dalcol
    Rafael Iasbeck Dalcol 3 months ago

    8:29 ladies and gentlemen, the president of Brazil.

  • Mytru Mara
    Mytru Mara 3 months ago

    Soyboy is basically when somebody who's far right wing doesn't want to call somebody liberal but still wants to call somebody liberal. People in the far right wing aren't very good at insults. Neither are the far left wing.

  • Brian Reynolds
    Brian Reynolds 3 months ago

    Your commentary is the BEST!!!

  • Empa5taman
    Empa5taman 3 months ago

    The vegan dick thing made me think of this: a vegan dick is basically a dildo.

  • william cutsforth
    william cutsforth 3 months ago

    Yo what the fuck is a trader jos

  • CloudNine400
    CloudNine400 3 months ago

    Cardi B. is like the Hitler of music. I mean, at least Hitler was productive.

  • Brynne Douglas-Strange
    Brynne Douglas-Strange 3 months ago

    BONELESS WINGS ARE CHICKEN NUGGETS

  • Criseist
    Criseist 3 months ago

    Mother here complaining about Cardio Bean having a ghost writer while everyone is still ignoring the fact that Caribbean Beef admitted to raping a dude

  • Anthony Rausch
    Anthony Rausch 3 months ago

    1:05 = JUST OUCH!!

  • Mini Maiden Allie
    Mini Maiden Allie 3 months ago

    Chicken nuggets are kinda like boneless chicken wings. they are from the same animal.

  • DZ
    DZ 3 months ago

    Why do they call them boneless wings anyways? They just chicken nuggets

  • Marie Dillingham
    Marie Dillingham 3 months ago

    299- is Krone. It's about 32 dollars.

  • Grape the Protogen
    Grape the Protogen 3 months ago

    I have not the chaotic energy, but I have the power to weild it.
    I told someone that I'll turn their bones into petroleum for calling Minecraft sh*t, And told another person that their skeleton will do a vibe check on them and flatten their limp, boneless body on Halloween day when they started singing Christmas songs before Halloween even started.

  • Steven Holiday
    Steven Holiday 3 months ago

    Actually had a good one today, had a woman riding my tail in a 25 zone and she tried to overtake me in the turning lane, (yes she was 100% 55 year old Karen with bleach blonde hair) she was driving a Cadillac. I moved to the turn lane before the light rolled down my window yelled the speed limit is 25 for the children's safety around here, she tried to roll her window up and I just yell "you think you're all that because you drive a Cadillac but I'm willing to bet you bought it used."

  • Micheal Bomberger
    Micheal Bomberger 3 months ago

    Bone in wings are best, but when I go to Wingstop I'm usually alone so I bring a book with me. Can't eat bone in wings with just one hand. I have to get boneless so I can eat with one hand, and have one clean hand to hold my book lol.

  • Order of Dusk
    Order of Dusk 3 months ago

    Wait, not even 30 seconds in and we're insulting a doggo?
    GET ME MY INFERNO PISTOL BECAUSE THIS IS HERESY!!

  • Steven Jerkins
    Steven Jerkins 3 months ago

    One of my favorite insults ever was overheard at a RenFaire
    "She's so fat she has her own realm on Yggdrasil"

    • Aaron Miller
      Aaron Miller 3 months ago

      I've been watching Overlord recently and that sentence just confused the fuck out of me.

  • CastleoneYT
    CastleoneYT 3 months ago +1

    I didn't realise it was Norwegian until she said it was Norwegian and I'm Norwegian. (3:20)

  • Guillermo Streiger
    Guillermo Streiger 3 months ago

    Whos ed?

  • Jenna Gets Creative
    Jenna Gets Creative 3 months ago

    Don't be shocked by the numbers in the pricing on that Norwegian gym's site. The Norwegian Krone is worth a lot less than USD. Less than a ninth.

  • Bastian
    Bastian 3 months ago +1

    Text: "I remember that sometimes your mouth is disconnected from your brain"
    I-naughty: "I've heard different variations throughout the years..."
    me: lol, no wonder...

  • Mimi Sardinia
    Mimi Sardinia 3 months ago

    YES! GIVE US BUZZFEED HATE!

    • Mimi Sardinia
      Mimi Sardinia 3 months ago

      8:00 looks like someone made a threat and the "soyboy" comment was saying they haven't got the ability to carry out the threat ("soyboy" implies weakness). The poster of the "soyboy" comment did use some abbreviations that can seem Southern States lingo.