You Can’t Con a Con Artist If You’re Also a Con Artist - Key & Peele

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  • Published on Oct 21, 2019
  • Two con artists attempt to out-con each other.
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Comments • 6 700

  • Victoria Burson
    Victoria Burson 2 hours ago

    😂🤣

  • MasterWiky Efesto
    MasterWiky Efesto 3 hours ago

    The heck is wrong with subtitles?

  • Roslyn's Dad
    Roslyn's Dad 3 hours ago

    "Whats good boss can I holla at ya real quick

  • Jack Brown
    Jack Brown 4 hours ago

    You: My family is broke
    Me, an intellectual: 1:14

  • LLLUUU Bluetigers
    LLLUUU Bluetigers 4 hours ago

    .

  • Growing Answers
    Growing Answers 7 hours ago +1

    “Let me ask you a question right quick.”

  • Mark Ajamu
    Mark Ajamu 8 hours ago

    This whole skit reminds me of LIVING in the BANKHEAD area of ATLANTA ,GA!!!WOO..WOO " BANKHEAD Bounce!"🤣😂👊

  • The Afterhours
    The Afterhours 8 hours ago

    Lol...they’re both stolen wallets...

  • chuckchizzle
    chuckchizzle 9 hours ago

    We should probably check THAT out...

  • Edward Jalomo
    Edward Jalomo 10 hours ago

    I usually bullshii*t them til they leave or if I’m not in the mood I’ll tell them to back up bro

  • A Heretic
    A Heretic 12 hours ago

    These guys are so not funny.

  • Di Dov
    Di Dov 12 hours ago

    Bullshit, he’s only on The eighth purchase!

  • James Warren
    James Warren 22 hours ago

    here's my bally total fitness card, show u I stay fit and conscientious and what not... lmfao! !!!!

  • thalastpoet
    thalastpoet 23 hours ago

    Its ALWAYS exactly like this!

  • Admiral greenbull

    They both seriously genius comedi actor.. what cant they not do

  • Dominique
    Dominique Day ago +2

    " I'm on my 9th purchase apparently and you can't fake that.." 😂😂😂

  • ASLTW
    ASLTW Day ago

    Subscribe to my fitness channel and get motivated

  • Vulgar
    Vulgar 2 days ago +1

    I got about half way through and almost died of boredom

    • Dominique
      Dominique Day ago +1

      You wouldn't feel that way if you actually knew some dudes like this 😂

  • zi'Krona br
    zi'Krona br 2 days ago

    now thx to key and peel Ik that if anybody ever calls me bigman I better just fuck right off

  • Abhishek Jaybhay
    Abhishek Jaybhay 2 days ago

    They are great actors as well .....

  • Garrantz Fisher
    Garrantz Fisher 2 days ago +1

    Lol “ biggest of men” at the end 😆

  • Errold Tumaque
    Errold Tumaque 3 days ago

    This skit got me saying Big Man every day now

  • Xastur Speaks
    Xastur Speaks 3 days ago

    Its a training video for black on black crime. When you become an employee with the NAACP they make you do training with videos like this.

  • Elijah Mikaelson
    Elijah Mikaelson 3 days ago

    If you try to con a con artist you end up conning yourself.

  • Randizle Peregoy
    Randizle Peregoy 3 days ago +1

    I’ve been approached by people DEAD ON exactly like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Jasmine
    Jasmine 4 days ago +1

    Borders and Bally’s!!! Lol. They have both been dead and gone for years now. 😂

    • Junior James
      Junior James 2 days ago

      Bally's went Bankrupt??? Damn! I've been living overseas since 2012 and didnt know. I bet Planet Fitness destroyed it.

  • Logan
    Logan 4 days ago +1

    Big maa big maa big maaa

  • TripleDog Dare
    TripleDog Dare 4 days ago

    I've met a ton of those guys in Bangkok, but they are always white dudes from Britain and it always starts off with...Hey mate, I lost my passport.....

  • Jim Shorts
    Jim Shorts 4 days ago

    Wow,these guys suck.

  • Julie t
    Julie t 4 days ago +8

    “Hey big man big man”, “BIGGEST of man” ☠️

  • resortpoint
    resortpoint 4 days ago +1

    Their ATM codes are: 1,2,3,4 and 1,2,3...5 😂

  • villerider oak boys
    villerider oak boys 5 days ago

    Biggest of big man im gonna use that on my boss 😂 see what happens

  • sakuraba86
    sakuraba86 5 days ago

    I love their vocabulary. And I remember a black guy pulling this scam 10 years ago when I was a kid delivering pizza. Hilarious sketch.

  • David Licqurish
    David Licqurish 5 days ago

    I wanted one to pull out a ssn card with the numbers of 00-00-0000 😂

  • Cyana Collington
    Cyana Collington 5 days ago

    I love these guys

  • Paul Castro
    Paul Castro 5 days ago

    Capitol Hill in a nutshell

  • Raul Flores
    Raul Flores 5 days ago +1

    This happens when you enter certain neighborhoods.

  • El California USA
    El California USA 6 days ago

    Hella lit out here in the Nor Cal redwoods. 🔥🌱💨👽

  • Brandon Bonds
    Brandon Bonds 6 days ago

    This some deep down behind your gut crazy, got an instant 6 pack laughing so hard. My laugh started laughing

  • Julien Mirval
    Julien Mirval 6 days ago +10

    You know the accent is strong when the subtitles are automatically generated to Dutch!

  • James Jones
    James Jones 6 days ago +1

    How does this scam usually work out?
    Like, what’s the battle plan?

    • James Jones
      James Jones 9 hours ago

      Thanks man, makes a lot more sense to me now.

    • Art Hennessey
      Art Hennessey 9 hours ago

      The basic scam -"I need a couple of dollars for gas." - is not much more than panhandling. Think of it as just a more creative way of standing with your hand or cup out. The hope is that they get a few people every hour to give them $10. But there is an escalation. As you see in the skit, if they get a sympathetic ear, they will start to try and escalate their plight or predicament - a sick spouse, a child who needs baby formula, etc - in the hope that occasionally a person will give them some more money. What you see with all the money and change talk at the end is their way of juicing more money out of somebody. They might say something like: "Look, I ONLY need 8 dollars to fill this can, I know you probably only have a $20 bill, but I can give you the $12 in change after I get the gas in my car, which is several blocks away and then we can get to bank," etc. etc. The hope is that you just give them the $20 and won't want to wait all that time.

  • Jaris Starling
    Jaris Starling 6 days ago

    My wife was in the astronaut program making her a full fledged astronaut

  • A Ciullo
    A Ciullo 6 days ago +29

    In Florida, they don't even bother with the back story. It's just "Hey there playa, you got some money I could have?"

  • Fenix _
    Fenix _ 6 days ago

    I have no idea wtf just happened?
    Edit: nvm

  • AJ BOOMER
    AJ BOOMER 7 days ago

    Lmao 😂😂😂

  • Dirty Randy
    Dirty Randy 7 days ago +40

    This is funny but.. these people really exist by the thousands.

    • Dominique
      Dominique Day ago +1

      @enemyofPETA dont worry, just pay it forward instead. New beginnings are a beautiful thing and you never knew when you can help someone else get a fresh start or prospective

    • enemyofPETA
      enemyofPETA 3 days ago +8

      It's very true. I did this exact scam in downtown L.A. wearing a suit and tie. I had the same excuse while carrying a gas can. Back then, I did anything I could to satisfy my heroin habit. I'm glad I don't have to live like that anymore, thank god...now if I could find the people that gave me money and reimburse them somehow.

  • JeBron Lames
    JeBron Lames 7 days ago +13

    "i'm on my 9th purchase, apparently"

  • Datboyrush !
    Datboyrush ! 7 days ago

    This new episode?

  • Chaotic Run
    Chaotic Run 7 days ago

    The auto-generated Dutch caption around 1:10 is pretty hillarious.

  • Kiki Graham
    Kiki Graham 7 days ago

    😂😂😂

  • Fuckシャン
    Fuckシャン 7 days ago

    i wish people talked like this all the time

  • booga Dawg
    booga Dawg 7 days ago

    I met ppl like this before

  • Briana R
    Briana R 8 days ago

    LOL, I met somebody just like this at a freaking gas station. He had kids and all in the car talking about his family was homeless and I offered to buy him some groceries and he didn’t want to take me up on my offer so I left.

  • Welm nineeight
    Welm nineeight 8 days ago

    wait...how do you inhale Moon Dust? ROFL!!!

  • joeny1980
    joeny1980 8 days ago

    Recently I was told "today is my birthday".

  • Limitless Entity
    Limitless Entity 8 days ago

    Aks a question

  • Tituobaklat
    Tituobaklat 8 days ago +4

    Was in Walmart and I heard “hey big man” 🙄😑 im not handing out money today🖕🏽

  • Cameron Clark
    Cameron Clark 8 days ago

    "very impressive" lmfao

  • Funkmaster Red
    Funkmaster Red 8 days ago

    And your code is? 1234 😂

  • Mark. V.Dmytriyev
    Mark. V.Dmytriyev 9 days ago +3

    I like how he called him brother rather than big man