Time To Seize The Day - feat. Rachel Bloom - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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  • Published on Oct 19, 2018
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    Time To Seize The Day
    Starring Rachel Bloom
    Written by Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Adam Schlesinger, Michael Hitchcock, & Erin Ehrlich
    Rebecca:
    WHEN THE MOMENT'S COME TO START ANEW
    SET YOURSELF FREE AND FINALLY DO
    THE THINGS IN LIFE THAT YOU ARE DESTINED FOR
    THE FIRST STEP IS THE HARDEST PART
    BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T START
    TAKE THE LEAP AND GET RIGHT TO IT
    HERE'S EXACTLY HOW YOU DO IT
    YOU STEP OUT THE DOOR
    THEN BACK THROUGH THE DOOR
    SIT ON THE FLOOR AND STARE AT THE FLOOR
    ROCK YOURSELF UNTIL YOU FEEL OKAY
    AND CARPE DIEM, CARPE DON'T EM
    TIME TO GRAB LIFE BY THE SCROTUM
    BUT FIRST, LET'S READ SOME FACTS ABOUT STINGRAYS
    AND THEN IT'S TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!
    I WONDER IF THE FRIDGE NEEDS CLEANING
    I HAVEN'T CLEANED THE FRIDGE FOR A WHILE
    I'D HATE TO LEAVE WITH A DIRTY FRIDGE
    DID I GET IT ALL?
    NO THERE'S A SMIDGE
    MAYBE I SHOULD GET A NEW FRIDGE ONLINE
    NOPE, NEVER MIND, IT'S TIME TO FLY
    NOW, I'LL SIT RIGHT HERE ON MY COUCH
    RESEARCH FRIDGES, I'M NO SLOUCH
    IT'S GETTING DARK
    THE TIME JUST GOT AWAY
    I COULD STILL GO OUT, IT'S NOT TOO LATE
    BUT FIRST I NEED TO MASTURBATE
    TO SOME PORN, PREFERABLY MALE AND GAY
    AND THEN IT'S TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!
    YOU JUST TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD, TWO STEPS BACK
    NO, TWO STEPS FORWARD, FOUR STEPS BACK
    FIVE MORE STEPS BACK
    AND NOW I'M BACK IN BED
    OK, NOW I'M READY TO GO
    THEY'RE DELIVERING MY NEW FRIDGE THOUGH
    WHERE'S THAT FRIDGE?
    I CAN'T WAIT AROUND ALL DAY
    I HAVE TO GO OUT AND MAKE MY BIG FORAY
    HERE I AM, STANDING AT THE DOORWAY
    IT'S FINALLY TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!
    BUT FIRST MORE PORN!
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Comments • 263

  • Rhys S.
    Rhys S. 6 days ago

    Jesus this hits close to home

  • PeaceLightning95
    PeaceLightning95 7 days ago +2

    All curl up into a ball for the Agoraphobia National Anthem...

  • Clara Hanahan
    Clara Hanahan 8 days ago

    Is no one gonna talk about how Brent and Tad are clearly voiced by Vincent Rodriguez III and Scott Michael Foster?

  • DarkRunsOut
    DarkRunsOut 11 days ago +1

    This whole song and video are a perfect representation of what it's like to have agoraphobia. Honestly I've never related to anything as much as I relate to this.

  • becs 86
    becs 86 19 days ago

    Hello anxiety and depression

  • leeardamer
    leeardamer 28 days ago

    1:38 eeeeew

  • Deborah Lasagne
    Deborah Lasagne Month ago

    Not accurate, I would be procastinating and overthinking which fridge is the best fridge

  • Jayde Hocking
    Jayde Hocking 2 months ago

    Ooof I love how the experience of social anxiety can sound like such a fun upbeat song haha

  • Kevin Coem
    Kevin Coem 2 months ago +1

    I know it's easy to interpret this as a procrastination song at first, but I think she's clearly all about fears and anxiety keeping her from seizing the day. It's about all the things she focused on to keep her distracted from the fact that she's got this anxiety that doesn't even let her leave the house. I think I can relate to like 99% of this song's lyrics, and I definitely don't think this is a song about procrastination.

    • cat k.
      cat k. 2 months ago

      I think a lot of the time people do procrastinate because of anxiety/fear of failure so - shrug emotion, you know? Its not about procrastination in a way of executive disorder or distraction, though I think, if that what you mean.

  • Carling
    Carling 2 months ago

    OMG I AM LIKE THIS TOOOOO

  • Jeisson Latorre
    Jeisson Latorre 3 months ago +1

    IS THE TITLE A NEWSIES REFERENCE!?!?!?

  • !xOIPx !
    !xOIPx ! 3 months ago

    “ ha ha, these guys!” Lmao

  • Eimard Gomes
    Eimard Gomes 3 months ago

    The porn dialogue was the best. LMAO

  • thehulsta
    thehulsta 4 months ago

    i need a "carpe don't 'em" tshirt.

  • ketashi
    ketashi 4 months ago

    Definitely getting a “There is Life Outside Your Apartment” vibe from this. Even the last lines are about porn.

  • dumbalek
    dumbalek 4 months ago

    My ADHD wrote this song

  • R C
    R C 4 months ago +1

    Why is this me whenever I try to attend uni

  • hardlybreathe93
    hardlybreathe93 5 months ago

    Stop it
    It hurts

  • Pitch Black Productions
    Pitch Black Productions 5 months ago +3

    Did I ghost write this song?

  • M W
    M W 5 months ago +265

    I'm actually a bit surprised by the amount of people who interpreted this as a procrastination song, when to me it's clearly about social anxiety which is really not the same thing at all. The entire episode was about Rebecca not wanting to go outside due to anxiety. It was never completing tasks that was the issue, just the act of going out into the world and among people. I literally had to pause the episode when this song came on because it was just TOO relatable. I have on more than a few occasions done the "step out the door then back through the door" for several minutes with my heart racing

    • Zodiac Killers
      Zodiac Killers 15 days ago

      To me agoraphobia

    • The lady who knows everything
      The lady who knows everything 19 days ago +1

      +Chrysaura Wow, I didn't know that telling someone they're wrong means they're somehow narcissists.
      Someone told you your interpretation may be wrong. Not the end of the world.
      Also, i'm pretty sure the "it can't possibly be ME, it's everyone else! i'm never wrong!" attitude is much closer to narcissism than "wow you guys are jumping the shark".

    • ChezNight
      ChezNight 27 days ago +1

      It’s definitely when someone’s not doing good with their anxiety and it starts creeping into agoraphobia. It just slowly happens.

    • Chrysaura
      Chrysaura 2 months ago +2

      Oh, we're sorry, we forgot this song is all about YOU and everyone else is just misunderstanding the Ballad of Medea W. People can have their own interpretations. Try to steer away from narcissism, you're on a clear path.

    • Зоя Коробова
      Зоя Коробова 2 months ago +10

      Yes, exactly. It's not about escaping the work, it's about feeling unable to leave the house and do something productive. It's not procrastination, it's anxiety combined with the storng guilt (which you try to dismiss by creating excuses, like Rebecca did in this video). Brilliant song. Very relatable, to be honest.

  • Renno Wataru
    Renno Wataru 5 months ago

    Hasn’t Rebecca had sex since the beginning of season 4 ? That’s why she spent a day with the tablet ...

  • Cj M
    Cj M 5 months ago

    I am happy confused and sad. This season is too real. Can I borrow you for the narrative for the rest of my life?

  • Zara Fey
    Zara Fey 5 months ago +1

    mood

  • ria75002
    ria75002 5 months ago +1

    I feel attacked and this time it’s not by my anxiety

  • L. Amanda
    L. Amanda 5 months ago +12

    I love that they showcase masturbation as a procrastination technique because, same.

  • Pablo Hernandez
    Pablo Hernandez 5 months ago +1

    This is like my theme song at this point in life.

  • Alana Glickman
    Alana Glickman 5 months ago +1

    This song is my anthem

  • Raphael Marley Alves
    Raphael Marley Alves 5 months ago +1

    :D _these guys_

  • Curly McJensenpants
    Curly McJensenpants 6 months ago +1

    I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED

  • Alex Voutsinos
    Alex Voutsinos 6 months ago +3

    this is so accurate it hurts

  • Jacob Lundy
    Jacob Lundy 6 months ago

    goddammit I drooled all over my bed

  • NinjaKeyblader
    NinjaKeyblader 6 months ago +3

    This is painfully relatable

  • Uisce Preston
    Uisce Preston 6 months ago

    The best part is when she puts her hand down her pants.

  • Orlando Guy
    Orlando Guy 6 months ago

    Pure genius....

  • King Red
    King Red 6 months ago

    same girl

  • andv1p3
    andv1p3 6 months ago

    Sorry Héctor I was masturbating for 6 hours LOL

  • anxious golden girl
    anxious golden girl 6 months ago

    If this ain't me

  • MsCunningLinguistic
    MsCunningLinguistic 6 months ago +1

    God i feel so personally attacked by this song about procrastination masturbation to male gay porn. hOW DO YOU KNOW, RACHEL

  • MultiZinedin
    MultiZinedin 6 months ago

    So I guess everyone would miss to meet their Idol for porn 😂

  • Sofia Barbosa
    Sofia Barbosa 6 months ago

    Carpe diem, Carpe don’t 😂

  • Mike Doyle
    Mike Doyle 6 months ago +2

    Name a more relatable song. I’ll wait.

  • Charlotte Fore
    Charlotte Fore 6 months ago

    why is this THE MOST RELATABLE

  • Puer_in_somnio
    Puer_in_somnio 6 months ago +2

    It's finally time to seize the day.
    But, first, more porn.
    Literally me.

  • Ginny Johnson
    Ginny Johnson 6 months ago +14

    When you say "just a quick video and then I'll start homework" and the video makes fun of you for doing it :(

  • Kahldria Leighsun
    Kahldria Leighsun 6 months ago

    I love Rachel. I love her show. I don't watch cable (even though I pay for it) so I didn't know the season premiered October 12th! OMG I am off to watch it right now!

    Also, look at that dislike ratio, that is one of the best I've ever seen! Kudos Rachel Bloom. I demand to see you in more of the things, movies, TV, channel uploads, etc., you are far too talented to be contained on one platform. xox

  • Martin Coloma Armas
    Martin Coloma Armas 6 months ago

    Rebecca needs to stop watching men.com and start to watch cockyboys

  • Zutentu
    Zutentu 6 months ago +1

    I found the song that describes my life. Thanks

  • Tash Jansson
    Tash Jansson 6 months ago +8

    I feel personally attacked by this song

  • Heather REED
    Heather REED 6 months ago

    I've never realeted more to a song then right now. DONT LEAVE REBECCA!!

  • serisothikos
    serisothikos 6 months ago +3

    I'm just proud of her for realizing she needed a new fridge

  • Joseph Shaulov
    Joseph Shaulov 6 months ago

    This is painfully relatable. No the whole thing.

  • ysa :P
    ysa :P 6 months ago +1

    Today I learned four facts about stingrays from Crazy Ex Girlfriend.

  • Alicia Fraga
    Alicia Fraga 6 months ago +2

    i feel exposed oh my god

  • Jack McIntyre
    Jack McIntyre 6 months ago

    I feel personally attacked right now

  • Mandi Lu
    Mandi Lu 6 months ago

    The
    -Spongebob

  • Shane Scandurra
    Shane Scandurra 6 months ago

    Reminds me of the first season theme song

  • Oma Rumunna
    Oma Rumunna 6 months ago

    💀👻😹😂😸😊

  • M.B. Cinco
    M.B. Cinco 6 months ago

    I just realized this is a rework of tje crazy ex opening melody @_@

  • wherefancytakesme
    wherefancytakesme 6 months ago +1

    I have never felt so personally attacked in my entire life.
    -Except maybe the buying a new fridge part-

  • AJ OD
    AJ OD 6 months ago

    my daily struggle

  • Thomas Busse
    Thomas Busse 6 months ago +1

    That was my day today. I slept in until 5:00 PM, It's 7:00 now. I have no energy. I haven't eaten. I don't know why I even got up. Nothing to do tomorrow. No friends. No future.

  • micasaespobre
    micasaespobre 6 months ago

    Oh, this is me every day... "But first, more porn". That's why I'm always running for not being late :C

  • avenasia
    avenasia 6 months ago

    The best.

  • Mariam dimah
    Mariam dimah 6 months ago +1

    Carpie diem carpe dont HAHAHAHA

  • Andres Vargas
    Andres Vargas 6 months ago +15

    The porn guys are WhiJo and Nathaniel LOL

    • Aoife_ B
      Aoife_ B 5 months ago

      Andres Vargas I thought it was Greg and josh but now I can’t decide hahah

    • videohistory722
      videohistory722 5 months ago

      Wait for real?

  • 3pitomeofmusik !
    3pitomeofmusik ! 6 months ago +10

    Let’s all acknowledge that it’s actually not uncommon for women to get off to gay men porn. Google it. It happens.

  • Emmanuel E
    Emmanuel E 6 months ago +1

    I feel personally attacked.

  • Miadccxiiii
    Miadccxiiii 6 months ago

    How did you capture my day today perfectly... Get out of my head Rebecca

  • raininess
    raininess 6 months ago

    Reminds me of studying for finals...

  • Air Freshner Pine tree
    Air Freshner Pine tree 6 months ago +1

    How did ye get this video of me studying

  • Chris Paez
    Chris Paez 6 months ago

    I relate so much to this it’s fucking scary. Especially the porn part.

  • Artemis Crock
    Artemis Crock 6 months ago +2

    this show is calling me out

  • Sérgio Moço
    Sérgio Moço 6 months ago

    Best song so far!

  • Alan Maslowski
    Alan Maslowski 6 months ago +38

    Does anyone else hear a similarity to the Season 1 Theme Song?

    • Alan Maslowski
      Alan Maslowski 6 months ago +3

      +Curly McJensenpants Yeah, definitely. There has been a running theme of previous mistakes coming back in current songs, and this is song is her denying something that everyone else finds obvious, like her being a "crazy ex-girlfriend"
      Edit: Also, the song is a lot like she keeps starting the Season 1 Theme Song, and then deciding against it. The Season 1 Theme Song was all about what she felt she had to do to be happy. She moved all the way across the country to a brand new town where she knew no one, but she knows now that it was all for the wrong reasons. So, yes, she is a person who has certainly "seized the day" in the past, but often to catastrophic results. It would be understandable if she is unsure about venturing into the great unknown and starting to figure out her life -- for real this time.

    • Curly McJensenpants
      Curly McJensenpants 6 months ago +10

      I think it's on purpose. It has the same sense of denial as the first theme song.

    • Brandon Welsh
      Brandon Welsh 6 months ago +2

      I was thinking that too! Like especially when she says now I and holds that note for a while and the music key sounds like it might go back to that some how

  • Ben Ward
    Ben Ward 6 months ago

    Yep

  • brandonzx100
    brandonzx100 6 months ago

    This "I" note from the season 1 opening

  • RockHoppr3
    RockHoppr3 6 months ago

    Later:
    "Sorry I skipped out on Hocus Pocus. I was masturbating for six hours."
    One of my favorite lines to come out of a TV show.

  • RockHoppr3
    RockHoppr3 6 months ago

    I relate to this song on a spiritual level.

  • michael clark
    michael clark 6 months ago +1

    Everyone with social problems... This is the jam

  • Thea Rilow
    Thea Rilow 6 months ago

    NEWSIES

  • davrosdaleks1
    davrosdaleks1 6 months ago

    "But first more porn."

  • ShowMeTheMillie
    ShowMeTheMillie 6 months ago

    I feel this on a spiritual level

  • TheGreatMerman
    TheGreatMerman 6 months ago

    haha, haha, haha...breaks down crying...yeah, that's what I call "Saturdays"....

  • Heatherness
    Heatherness 6 months ago

    loved this Halloween episode! nice to see some old characters as well: Bert, the creepy security guard, Anna
    and Hebby is sooooo cute! (even if she does have a weird name) lol

  • MariaVosa
    MariaVosa 6 months ago +2

    Pause at 0:37 for facts about stingrays

  • TravelBean
    TravelBean 6 months ago

    This is me today

  • Sam Mcknight
    Sam Mcknight 6 months ago

    Tags me doing my home work lmao

  • sayke
    sayke 6 months ago +1

    Really would like to know who voiced Tad and Brent.

  • Marcus Hicks
    Marcus Hicks 6 months ago

    LOL......that was friggin' hilarious!!!! You're a bonafide genius Rachel :)!!!!

  • Verónica Villalobos
    Verónica Villalobos 6 months ago +20

    this totally reminds me of the OCD dance 😂😂

    • littlecookie22
      littlecookie22 6 months ago

      Bero Villalobos hey that was my first thought too (:

  • James Yusufi
    James Yusufi 6 months ago

    Looking over my shoulder for the camera.

  • 83croissant
    83croissant 6 months ago

    Great job not using Heather's vibrator at least

  • ozlekosusturu
    ozlekosusturu 6 months ago +9

    Why don't you just call us out by name rachel

  • Dawn Sardella-Ayres
    Dawn Sardella-Ayres 6 months ago +5

    Never, ever have I seen fictional representation of what the brainweasels in my head are like.
    Thank you, Rachel.

  • Andromeda Kai
    Andromeda Kai 6 months ago +7

    I am procrastinating right now.

  • Sebi The Hunter
    Sebi The Hunter 6 months ago +17

    So that’s what she meant in that interview by « they gave us more speech liberty », porn.
    Of course porn, what would it be if not porn?

  • Sebi The Hunter
    Sebi The Hunter 6 months ago +8

    This is some hard comedy musical throwback to classics

  • n0meyhunn
    n0meyhunn 6 months ago

    Me

  • Jeremy Massler
    Jeremy Massler 6 months ago +6

    Of course you can't walk out the door; there's a spooky skeleton there!

  • SillyJo
    SillyJo 6 months ago +2

    Rachel has been spying on me for show material...😳