Trump Just Wants To Be On Primetime TV

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2019
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  • walter t hawman jr
    walter t hawman jr День назад

    Trump, once again more than likely unknowingly has put himself in another legal investigation if anyone bothers to read the US Patriot Act of 2001: Section 802: Definition of a Domestic Terrorist, which states:
    SEC. 802. DEFINITION OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM.

    (a) DOMESTIC TERRORISM DEFINED- Section 2331 of title 18, United States Code, --

    the term `domestic terrorism' means activities that--
    `(A) involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State;
    `(B) appear to be intended--
    (`(i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population;
    )
    (`(ii) to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion;)
    `(iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and

    `(C) occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States.'.
    So even if he is never tried for anything else, he could always be tried for Violating this law signed by his Republican predecessor on October 26th, 2001.
    If anyone bothered to actually read any of it, for that matter.

    • walter t hawman jr
      walter t hawman jr День назад

      to take it even further, this schmuck cares nothing for anyone but himself.
      he claims the majority of those furloughed by the shutdown are democrats which is total and complete horseshit
      the shutdown affects everyone, directly and indirectly. The ones who will suffer the most are those furloughed who cannot pay their bills and then they have something else to deal with
      THEIR DAMAGED CREDIT REPORTS WHICH WILL FOLLOW THEM FOR ANYWHERE FROM SEVEN TO TEN YEARS BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE WANTED TO PROVE TO THE COUNTRY (AND THE WORLD) HOW BIG OF A SELFISH ASSHOLE HE CAN BE!
      let alone the fact the number of those furloughed who cannot pay their car, mortgage, or student loan payments. Then they would be at risk of losing their home, their car, and what little of a tax refund they may have. Because of not paying their student loans when the student loan companies take it from them.
      Again, all because a selfish piece of shit and a completely inconsiderate human being, let alone a sorry excuse of a President wanted to be a dick towards democrats; thinking his base would support him regardless
      What an ass!

  • Jace tru
    Jace tru День назад

    Let all the migrants in .
    There is plenty of room to put up tent cities in Yellow Stone and our other national parks.

  • Phil Bright
    Phil Bright День назад +1

    Surprised audience isn't bleeting. Baa. Baa. 🐑

  • Djalaluddin Udin
    Djalaluddin Udin День назад

    Mesemmm.

  • rosely covali
    rosely covali День назад

    I observe and observe and I think democrats are mentally sick. And also Narcissists as their main Disorder. I think 🤔 they should be fired from the Government. They don’t add but resist everything!
    They like power and power. Now they found a powerful one by birth and libs can’t stop their tantrums.
    Unbelievable.

  • enigma mist
    enigma mist 2 дня назад

    800 is lot tho. Kudos to border patrol.

  • zjohn
    zjohn 2 дня назад

    Trump is the Master Media Manipulator and Has Free Rent 24/7 on the Late Show and Every Media Outlet. Everyone wants Prime Time and Trump is the King thanks to the Democrats. Keep up the Good Work

  • BoxOfGod
    BoxOfGod 2 дня назад

    Why are politicians tolerated to lie openly without consequences? That has to stop. Put 2nd amendment to good use.

  • John Doe
    John Doe 2 дня назад

    Tax returns for Wall!

  • mark nbris
    mark nbris 2 дня назад

    FOOLED AGAIN, trumps nemesis- his mouth. 🤣🤣🤣 Colbert you're priceless.
    For everything else, Colbert.

  • Nick M
    Nick M 2 дня назад

    Trump would never ask Shark Tank to pay for the wall. It’s middle-class and working poor tax payers who will pay for any wall he makes. Rich .. they aren’t going to pay for squat.

  • Zeke Castillo
    Zeke Castillo 3 дня назад

    Trump 2020!!!

  • Carolyn Grinberg
    Carolyn Grinberg 3 дня назад

    I still believe Trump is the greatest deterrent to illegal immigrants. "Hey, Guillermo, you still wanna sneak over the border and have HIM as a Presidente?" "No, Felipe - this Dreamer's dream just turned into a nightmare."

  • Barefoot Prof
    Barefoot Prof 3 дня назад

    I am tired of being lied to by my own government. Shame on you Sarah.

  • Infinite Infinite Regression and Infinitesimal Progressions

    Trump just wants to be on primetime TV?
    No, Trump just wants to be a 'primate' on TV.

  • This Guy
    This Guy 3 дня назад

    Trump 2020

  • humble servant
    humble servant 3 дня назад

    Newcaravana comming now a lot of homeless and a lot of prostitution in this caravans 💘💗💝💌💖💞💕💓uf thats wirk for them they can stay in honduras

  • Ouroboros Studios
    Ouroboros Studios 3 дня назад

    Who's the guy who keeps saying "yea"? It's extremely annoying.

  • G M
    G M 3 дня назад

    i cant believe Stephen passed on an opportunity to make a "Smooth Criminal" reference with Joe.

  • Stoney Lonsome
    Stoney Lonsome 3 дня назад

    Stephen makes some good points but, it's pointless in the current partisan environment to be honest. No matter what he says or how many stats and facts he has to back it up 90% of those who think differently will never hear it because everyone stays exclusively inside their partisan bubble getting feedback inside a closed loop specifically catered to what they already want to believe. News no longer informs it just reinforces whatever the current zeitgeist is within your respective bubble. And even if they did hear it, they wouldn't believe it- truth like fact gets lost inside all the partisan noise and becomes almost impossible to discern. is this valid information you're being presented or just more partisan bullshit? You really don't know until you go find out for yourself, and then you have to sort through thousands of sources, trying to find one that's truly unbiased and credible- it's a freakin nightmare. Even for someone willing to put in the work , someone with enough intelligence to sort through all the partisan noise and different groups with different agendas, it's fucking crazy.

  • B C
    B C 3 дня назад

    A+Bi

  • Aska Martyr
    Aska Martyr 3 дня назад

    Trump is the Best GOD Sent President in ALL of Human History,*
    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
    *Cuz Donald Trump, IS a ReaL Genuine Christian & I BeLieve in Jesus & Trump!*
    *Only Satan's PeoPle are Opposers of David Dennison!!!*

  • marc bell
    marc bell 3 дня назад

    Resign in exchange for no prosecution.

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams 3 дня назад

    THE FOOLISH LYING LEADER OF USA, MOUTH SAID HE IS PROUD TO SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT??? NOT DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!! ......FOOLISH REPUBLICANS...

  • Bonnie Robinson
    Bonnie Robinson 3 дня назад

    Saw Trumps address. For the record "Yawn"

  • Chilliwack56
    Chilliwack56 4 дня назад

    The timeline and increases in illegal immigration is interesting.....illegal immigration has been falling for years till it reached the lowest in over a decade shortly after Trump was elected. However since Trump started talking about his w

  • Tania McCartney
    Tania McCartney 4 дня назад

    You just get better and better, Mr Colbert.

  • keigh d
    keigh d 4 дня назад

    A stalemate cause by a malestate.

  • kelly Johnson
    kelly Johnson 4 дня назад

    Dick Smothers in the Pilot Skit said: truth is what you get others to believe. Of course it was a joke but today it seems more like what some people think is the definition of ‘truth’ aka truthiness

  • Benhamslibrary
    Benhamslibrary 4 дня назад

    You're awesome Stephen

  • fongule100
    fongule100 4 дня назад

    Colbert just wants to be on primetime, that's why he lies for a glutenous living.

  • Jermaine Shan
    Jermaine Shan 4 дня назад

    Colbert is hilarious

  • Robert Rijkers
    Robert Rijkers 4 дня назад

    all of the above... guess there are going to be large walls to close off both coasts and more walls around the airports....

  • Adam Edward
    Adam Edward 4 дня назад

    Sara stop huckin that sand

  • Geo H
    Geo H 4 дня назад

    I Started A JoKe

  • Ian McPherson
    Ian McPherson 4 дня назад

    This guy sounds best with the volume down really low. The poor souls who think he is funny or intelligent are just as delusional as he is.

    • Jonathan Hiatt
      Jonathan Hiatt 3 дня назад

      Are you talking about Spanky Bonespurs McRussia?

  • Fred H
    Fred H 4 дня назад

    Your show sucks!!!!!

  • Letha Hadady
    Letha Hadady 4 дня назад

    Joe is cute.

  • mjimih
    mjimih 4 дня назад

    5:49 is a funny one

  • Hollins23
    Hollins23 4 дня назад +1

    9:23 Your writing team needs to grow up. They have no maturity.

  • Brian Victurine
    Brian Victurine 5 дней назад +1

    The President needs 3 walls and a iron barred gate.

  • Brigada entrevero
    Brigada entrevero 5 дней назад

    4th Reicherss should check this out. Laughter relieves hatred

  • Kristen a.k.a. Craftrat
    Kristen a.k.a. Craftrat 5 дней назад

    Here's the "funny" thing: Pence and Sanders are by their own accounts Christians, and yet they lie through their teeth. Antinomianists.

  • MOONIE GIER
    MOONIE GIER 5 дней назад

    TRUMP RULES

  • MJB For Trump
    MJB For Trump 5 дней назад

    EXCUSE ME! But it's the DEMS that are responsible for the shutdown! Because Chuck Schumer supports building the WALL, he just doesn't want to give Our Champion and Chief a victory!! ru-clip.com/video/HmdiisLr5ug/видео.html

  • Shreejana Khadka
    Shreejana Khadka 5 дней назад

    Just saying..... planes. Can. Fly. Over. Wall.!!!

  • John Kincaid
    John Kincaid 5 дней назад

    Trump hasn't the mental or emotional solidity in the first place, his staff reflects this. President Trump is displaying symptoms that will get worse, quickly.

  • R D
    R D 5 дней назад

    How about we open the northern & southern borders & let everyone in & see what happens. It will be a good time , I’m sure :)

  • Andrew Rogers
    Andrew Rogers 5 дней назад

    It would cost over 70+ billion dollars to build a 2000 mile wall not to mention the legal battles over tribal and private land on the border
    The cost of building in the areas that require new roads and infrastructure are not being talked about

  • michael blue
    michael blue 5 дней назад

    He love prime time this remain me how the sick criminal Hugo Chavez use prime time to abuse power,is a Russian tactics that is been use in south america from the 70s

  • BartJ583
    BartJ583 5 дней назад

    6:05 - everyone is laughing, but this tweet was dead serious. This is what fascists do - they scare the people into giving them emergency power.

  • Stephen Nam
    Stephen Nam 5 дней назад

    How is Trump a billionaire businessman with his IQ stupidity??!!

  • AK AK
    AK AK 5 дней назад

    Funny but trump will shut this guy in one second so sad

  • Lee William
    Lee William 5 дней назад

    Open the border!Vote blue!!!

  • robert block
    robert block 5 дней назад

    WHAT A PRICK.

  • Nathan Pender
    Nathan Pender 5 дней назад

    Insurrectionists SOS Mr. President

  • Janice H
    Janice H 5 дней назад

    "Joe?"

  • ray Seckler
    ray Seckler 5 дней назад

    Trump is doing what the last 5 boneheads known as president failed to do on purpose, all Globelist, NWO ,Illuminati ,No Border freaks, all 5will go down in Flames,all our being Charged for Treason, you Doubt now, but not for long !!

  • ray Seckler
    ray Seckler 5 дней назад

    Ritter,You not to bright, your music tells on you, Doobie Brothers, named for a joint, EWF, you need to study up on your music legends, most were occultic, but guess you were Trained to believe!!

  • ray Seckler
    ray Seckler 5 дней назад

    Colbert, Ha Ha Ha !! what a Loser , he 's on TV and is not viewed at.my home, Trump is viewed all the time, he is a winner, he is a Real man, not a Moron !!

  • marty one
    marty one 5 дней назад

    hahaha 365 piece of s*** Colbert jokes about Trump while we go down in flames
    should have voted for Ralph Nader Ron Paul Jill Stein
    all Trump wants to do is fix the old piece of crap/wall that's already there

  • Rasheed Rashid Al Qalil Al-Adab /Adab Siz

    What happened to you Colbert? Why aren't you funny anymore? Is it because all your material is about Trump?

  • Jonathan 55
    Jonathan 55 6 дней назад

    When will these moron liberals finally get it. We do blame Trump for the government shut down but, we blame the dems for the continuation of the shut down. By the illegal immigration cost he U.S. over one hundred billion a year but apparently we cant spare six billion which by the way is 0.09% of the United States financial holdings #buildthewall.

  • sublunacy
    sublunacy 6 дней назад

    Communist comedy, I will pass.

  • Rodrigo Rodriguez
    Rodrigo Rodriguez 6 дней назад

    Follow the signs.

  • Robert Hayes
    Robert Hayes 6 дней назад

    What if you take the black people out of that?

  • njminer
    njminer 6 дней назад

    I'm conflicted. Greg Gutfeld's political satire is funnier than Colbert's but when Stephen sticks to entertainment he has more interesting guests. Do I watch a news commentary show to get entertainment or a late night entertainment show to get political commentary??? I guess I just long for the days when a late night show's monologue might have a weekly political snipe rather than a daily diatribe.

  • Lu Guy
    Lu Guy 6 дней назад

    Trump looked drunk, talked sloth slow. Like he was on something. Sniff, sniff, sniff.

  • Douglas K. Young
    Douglas K. Young 6 дней назад

    The Puritans that came in the 1600's were criminalized in the England they left.

  • SUDHIR PATEL
    SUDHIR PATEL 6 дней назад +1

    Rich people have such a different perspective on life than starving people with no hope. So hungry I can't laugh. So rich I don't know what you're talking about.

  • A. A.
    A. A. 6 дней назад

    Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee, and anyone closely related to the daily
    show and its producers, are beneficiaries of The Democracy Alliance, the
    premiere dark money network of partisan, left wing billionaires.
    They've been having dinners with them over the years, with no problem.
    Check for yourself, these folks are up to their eyes in corruption- this
    very same Dark Money group funds just as many Superpacs, PR firms,
    Think Tanks, and NGOs as the equally evil Koch Brothers foundation.

  • matthew pepchinski
    matthew pepchinski 6 дней назад

    And so do you, you POS

  • Arika Blackburn
    Arika Blackburn 6 дней назад

    This guy isn't even funny

  • Vorachet Saejea
    Vorachet Saejea 6 дней назад

    3:30 I died from laughing too much here

  • Chris Mueller
    Chris Mueller 6 дней назад

    If Big D would grow a longer nose each time he is lying, he certainly wouldnt be able to enter Airforce One anymore :-)

  • LETSGETREAL1000
    LETSGETREAL1000 6 дней назад

    Can't argue with the facts ,you may not like him or his tweets but the man gets shit done!

  • Anthony G.
    Anthony G. 6 дней назад

    His ratings are better than yours.

  • Clair Bliss
    Clair Bliss 6 дней назад

    "The last time you shut it down it didn't work." Does he think this is working? Let the people work!!

  • Isaiah Castle
    Isaiah Castle 6 дней назад

    9:05 bruh 😂😂😂😂

  • Earl Morton
    Earl Morton 6 дней назад

    Trump and his gang of Republicans could have easily past a bill to start building his wall in 2016 without any help from Democrats, but didn't make any movement.
    Trump doesn't want that wall...he wants to fight.

  • Lou Cozz
    Lou Cozz 6 дней назад +1

    Late Show with Steven Colbert = Television for Dummies

    • Tonya Davis
      Tonya Davis 3 дня назад

      Fox for faux news addicts

  • Dan Robertson
    Dan Robertson 6 дней назад

    Not even worth listening to. Would be best if left the country since all he can do is knock it.

  • Kirby Little
    Kirby Little 6 дней назад +1

    The GREATEST President EVER....💕💕💕

  • Rb2268
    Rb2268 6 дней назад

    What makes America different from the rest of the world is that we relinquish power to the winner WITHOUT PROTEST. Even if it's KILLING ME to do so! That MUST BE RESPECTED at all costs! It's much more important than ousting one shitty president.

  • Free Manz
    Free Manz 6 дней назад

    "Trump Just Wants To Be On Primetime TV" He will, Its called cops.

  • Mirek Kicek
    Mirek Kicek 6 дней назад

    Your time will come. Q is coming.

  • T Camaro
    T Camaro 6 дней назад +1

    Steven - the best and funniest part of you ran down the crack of your momma's a..ss and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated!

  • Graham Troy
    Graham Troy 6 дней назад

    When you come on Fox News to lie but the guy there stands up to you and calls you out.

  • Mark Mengelberg
    Mark Mengelberg 6 дней назад

    Trump the best president ever

    • Ann Lake
      Ann Lake 5 дней назад

      please take your meds, we are worrying us

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 6 дней назад

    #FUCKASANDS IS A CO-CONSPIRATOR, TO BE ARRESTED WHEN 14 SEALED DOCUMENTS ARE OPENED. SHE WILL LOVE PRISON FOOD.

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 6 дней назад

    VETTING REPUBLICKERS, IMPEACH SPANKY OR DRY UP. #2020DEMOCRACY

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 6 дней назад

    I HEAR CHAINS DRAGGING BEHIND DRUMPH 🔗

  • Hypercube9
    Hypercube9 6 дней назад +1

    Blame implies something bad has happened Mr. Fake News! Trump deserves THE CREDIT for the shutdown! Gov't workers are getting a paid vacation. America is getting border security! The Dems COULD get DACA, the next Supreme Court pick or something else, but they're too stupid to make a deal! So Trump will declare the emergency and get his wall! And Dems WILL LOSE AGAIN!!!!! Luckily, you should all be used to it by now!

  • chipmunktubetop
    chipmunktubetop 6 дней назад

    I feel sorry for Huckabee's eyebrow lady. Bitch is is like a Picasso rendering.

  • phoebeh3 Watkins
    phoebeh3 Watkins 7 дней назад

    i hope the FBI can find enough to get trump put hand cuphws

  • Mathew The Canadian
    Mathew The Canadian 7 дней назад

    8:36 She chokes back on her bullshit the entire time

  • Mathew The Canadian
    Mathew The Canadian 7 дней назад

    If the wall ends up being built then I can see either a Canadian Prime Minister or a Mexican President quoting Ronald Reagan

  • maybememory1
    maybememory1 7 дней назад

    I think the States is great, but I just have to say this: I live in Canada, and a LOT of Americans with guns, drugs and criminal records try to cross our border each day. You don't see our PM declaring a state of emergency and building a wall!

  • Phon Xieng
    Phon Xieng 7 дней назад

    he wants to be prime time? or you idiot who hate him so much give him that prime time spot?

  • Deathnote2539
    Deathnote2539 7 дней назад

    Joe looks like he's gonna murder someone for that lll