Stephen High Kicks His Way Into North Korea's Army

  • Published on Apr 18, 2017
  • To join the ranks of North Korea's military it takes discipline, dedication, and some nifty dance moves. Stephen's Monday monologue contains all three.
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  • Mr. Duane
    Mr. Duane 15 days ago

    The bronze ring around foxandfriends mouths isn't from huffing. Trump is helping them eat his twinkie. They just love his twinkie for some reason. And he loves giving it to them. Allegedly. I said allegedly.
    Great episode too. Stephen reads his quotes exactly how I imagine Trump hears it in his head. dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot the typos are 'cause his thoughts echo around his brain for a while while he's ignoring his human decency filter.

  • pop5678eye
    pop5678eye 17 days ago

    Update 2019: North Korea is testing missiles while DT is IN JAPAN... And instead of condemning the tests, DT brushes them off as not important...

  • denise blasor
    denise blasor 17 days ago

    Yes! You got the moooooves! :) Great show.

  • TrashyMochi
    TrashyMochi 18 days ago

    I'm on a marathon of watching your videos, and oh man, this always cracks me up

  • Dizinii
    Dizinii Month ago

    never thought I'd laugh my ass off over a goose-step!

  • Nate Davies
    Nate Davies Month ago

    He's the moves like Putin, got the moves like Stalin, shooooot, shooooot the migrants!

    • Nate Davies
      Nate Davies Month ago

      (mocking N Korean military and Trump)

  • Kris Frederick
    Kris Frederick Month ago

    How many of those people knew what "On Fleek" meant that laughed? I don't.

  • Daniel Brown
    Daniel Brown 2 months ago

    Trump creates comedy material for days, holy shit!!
    I could watch these comedians re-quoting him and making fun of him all day.....alas, I'd never get shit done 😳😳😳😳😳

  • kenna163
    kenna163 2 months ago

    A woman who wasn't even born in US is more patriotic. Shame!

  • Pia Rossi
    Pia Rossi 3 months ago


  • Irena Mangone
    Irena Mangone 3 months ago

    He has no heart

  • Austin Styles
    Austin Styles 4 months ago

    When did you bomb those people before desert 🤣😂🤣😂

  • Karl Tjokro
    Karl Tjokro 4 months ago

    They marched like Nazis and Soviets.

  • Ernest
    Ernest 4 months ago

    Anyone know the name of the song played at the end?

  • Larry White
    Larry White 5 months ago

    He had warned Putin beforehand and he only hit an abandoned airstrip. Millions of dollars wasted on a stunt. People high up in the Pentagon know this , but are being quite. This is not patriotic.

  • Alexander Fisher
    Alexander Fisher 5 months ago

    Trump is disrespecting our flag having to be reminded by his wife to put his hand up, maybe he should follow a green beret's advice and take a knee.

  • azapro911
    azapro911 5 months ago

    "This is a reminder of who the super power is!"'s China.

  • Heather Lupin
    Heather Lupin 5 months ago

    The pianist does not get enough recognition those lil riffs y e s

  • Hazukichan X
    Hazukichan X 6 months ago

    Ah, Stephen, we have all been huffing pure Trump for too long. Far, far too long. Best not wait until 2020 to kick the habit, methinks... roll on, Mueller!^^

  • Songs Mirth
    Songs Mirth 7 months ago

    I don't have a TV so I've never seen this program until I started to research Trump. I've voted since I was 18 years old and encouraged my children to and my students to. The first person I was going to vote for was Bobby Kennedy. That a moron like this was so easily manipulated into OUR White House makes me sick. I was there on Easter Sunday at The Wall visiting some friends. One I met in Saigon and had a crush on. He was murdered by a sniper. Five of my Vietnamese friends went in the South Vietnamese Army as soon as we left in 1966. That a draft dodger is in the WH makes me furious. That he thinks he's a brilliant leader is beyond moronic. At this time I think there was still someone darker in the WH but it didn't take long for them to get her out. And now in November of 2018 they have gotten rid of the head page who is darker to and they say the same thing every time. "They left on good terms." No, they didn't. Somehow they are threatened into pretending that their leaving on good terms. Maybe saying they won't get their benefits. I don't know but there's something. :( Trump kills hundred of human beings while he's eating cake? Some one should show him a body that's been bombed. He wouldn't be able to eat cake then. :( Songs

  • Slaughter House 5
    Slaughter House 5 7 months ago +1

    This is still one of the best monologues!

  • Gore Cassady
    Gore Cassady 7 months ago

    “That’s Twitter.” I’m fucking done, lmfao.

  • Carl Kaufman
    Carl Kaufman 8 months ago

    Trump doesn't have a heart to put his hand over. That's why he forgot.

  • S P
    S P 9 months ago

    I think Trump’s followers including Fox News like him because he’s so idiotic, that they feel sorry for him.
    He also makes them look smart.

  • John Gilmore
    John Gilmore 9 months ago

    HEEHEE! I can't stop Benge watching your show Please don't stop until the clown is gone. I am A Republican. TeeHee! he's a real Idiot.

    • Ann Marie
      Ann Marie Month ago

      Yow 2 +years later I am still laughing and sad for the world

  • Super Bird
    Super Bird 9 months ago

    Colbert really is doing a disservice to the American people with his constant Trump hate.

  • Julie W.
    Julie W. 9 months ago

    WTF is wrong with Americans? People are being killed, and she acts like she's in high school, asking her friend about her first date, meanwhile the supposed president doesn't even know what fucking country he's bombing!!!!! She should have to go to the country after it's bombed - see how exited she is then. Clearly, this dumb ass president is just going with whatever his military advisor says, because this guy doesn't CARE. And clearly, he meets another sociopath in the interviewer. And you're asking NK to get rid of their nukes? OF COURSE THEY'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT! Only an idiot would do that (in his position). Americans are terrorists.

  • Maria Fadli
    Maria Fadli 9 months ago


  • imanasaurus rex
    imanasaurus rex 10 months ago

    Dumbass can’t remember to put his hand over his heart but has the audacity to criticize football players for kneeling and protesting.

  • Lesley Leith
    Lesley Leith 10 months ago

    Yeah, Stephen for the Minister of Silly Walks😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Josephine Anne Weigers
    Josephine Anne Weigers 10 months ago

    Why did he do this? I still don’t understand why he would bomb Syria. It’s awful. I keep watching these old vids, and just can’t stand it.

  • Saturdays Child
    Saturdays Child Year ago

    Don’t drink anything just before the 7 min mark unless you want it to come out your nose

  • Ahmad Badawy
    Ahmad Badawy Year ago


  • A Lippa
    A Lippa Year ago

    Please, be educated about vaccines since it is such a contentious topic and false statements have caused endless harm. With the exception of very few vaccines in their multi-dose form, thimerosal (which contained trace mercury) has been eliminated. And since removing thimerosal from vaccines, the rate of autism has continued to rise. The original paper reporting developmental problems related to vaccines was retracted from the Lancet because it was fabricated. There is no evidence of harm due to preservatives in vaccines and I would challenge you to demonstrate significant levels of heavy metals in vaccines or harm due to any traces.

  • Erneto Calcano Calcano


  • Daniele Willie
    Daniele Willie Year ago

    I'm so concerned that all this is so funny when it's such serious stuff LOL

  • Atticus Finch
    Atticus Finch Year ago

    Such a third bathroom man. Steven cornholebert.

  • Indian Gamer Panda

    Those who respect themselves respect others. Now you know why Americans kill.

  • Florence Poni
    Florence Poni Year ago


  • DJ OakeyDoakey
    DJ OakeyDoakey Year ago

    As my mum always told me. Educatuon is impotent!

  • DargorV
    DargorV Year ago +1

    Trump is a disgrace...
    worst president in history, makes me feel bad for the forefathers...

  • Denzel Neil
    Denzel Neil Year ago

    Donald trump remind me of the first minister of algeria, he's so funny, and am muslim but i do like donald trump in somethings, just cause he forgot to put his hand in his chest doesn't mean he's a bad president and he wants the best for his country!

  • bchlovr
    bchlovr Year ago

    He bitched about the kneeling & then he had to behind elbowed to put his hand on the empty spot where his heart is supposed to be?!

  • T R
    T R Year ago

    💆When is it going to be over?

  • Anthony Miller
    Anthony Miller Year ago

    I always enjoy this show but I am disappointed in the prodding jokes about N. Korea's bomb mishap, I really don't think that it is any of our business.

  • Meredith Anne
    Meredith Anne Year ago

    Omg...the spelling errors! Stephen's take on goose-stepping was better!

  • Erich Altekalt
    Erich Altekalt Year ago

    Donald breaks every record of stupidity and its prognosis tells its getting worse. This will never end well for the master of disaster.

  • Boyo5577
    Boyo5577 Year ago

    It’s too easy for me

  • Boyo5577
    Boyo5577 Year ago

    I can goosestep like a North korean

  • Mingo Tubman
    Mingo Tubman Year ago


  • Summaiya Nazneen
    Summaiya Nazneen Year ago

    Trump is having chocolate cake and kids in Syria having bloodshed.. pathetic

  • F H97
    F H97 Year ago

    The american government is the terrorism itself

  • Kane Cazares
    Kane Cazares Year ago +1

    It’s a situation you take very Syria-sly 😂

  • Alex Landherr
    Alex Landherr Year ago

    At 6:10, why’d he say “Kim Jong-In”?

  • joey mcdonald
    joey mcdonald Year ago


  • Atharva #breakthrough

    LOL wrong country!!!

  • Administrator Skye

    Stephen is a disgrace to the goose step technique, my SS brethren are frowning down at you.

  • David Asiimwe
    David Asiimwe Year ago +3

    I keep coming back to see Steven march.

  • Zoella Zolendz
    Zoella Zolendz Year ago

    "what's Mexico in easter like?" lol what?

  • Atticus Finch
    Atticus Finch Year ago

    looks like cornholebert still fucks the cat.

  • trnharris
    trnharris Year ago

    4:15 I love you Stephen lol

  • Helena Winkler
    Helena Winkler Year ago

    used page jeans benefit stair operate minister good.

  • Jingjing Du
    Jingjing Du Year ago


  • LuClipse85
    LuClipse85 Year ago +2

    Stephen Colbert's the only man who could make goose-stepping look sexy

  • Athena _the_Goddesss

    Colbert for dictator!

  • Curtis Coughlin
    Curtis Coughlin Year ago

    MOAB actually stands for "massive ordinance air burst". Mother of all bombs is just a nickname given to it by its engineers.

  • YONCE 8701
    YONCE 8701 Year ago


  • Jendel Reavis
    Jendel Reavis Year ago

    Bomby McBombface

  • Alex Landherr
    Alex Landherr Year ago

    All Fudgy on the western front.

  • KillJoy69 66
    KillJoy69 66 Year ago +1

    6:48 dat ass tho

  • imanasaurus rex
    imanasaurus rex Year ago

    Stephen is a stupid ass motherfucker (in a good way 😂)

  • Dak Lamerbusch
    Dak Lamerbusch Year ago

    Just noticed something: People are up in arms over the NFL players kneeling, yet they're not mad at 1:00 where Bone Spurs *doesn't even know to cover his heart?!* Just goes to show the deep psychosis that his little followers are in that they refuse to realize that he is a goddamn child. Sad.

  • Agent Of Vengeance

    Bet America is regretting it's decision now huh. Good luck. You're gonna need it.

  • Alex Boricua
    Alex Boricua Year ago

    A real President doesn’t have chocolate cake while bombing another country. A real President is In The HQ watching the mission in progress and calling he shit ffs.

  • ChinaLake100
    ChinaLake100 Year ago

    Well it seems on a lot of things Stephen agrees with Kim Jong-un a lot more than he does with Trump. Both Stephen and Kim are communists

  • Piat Piat
    Piat Piat Year ago

    nice steal by the drummer. totally awesome and super sweet.

  • Hanne Lambert
    Hanne Lambert Year ago

    oh my gosh rifle i really please this#b lov determination ..

  • Kertas Kecil Voyager289

    its was fun and jokes back then when their rocket fail, now they have working nuke and rocket

  • Ultimate Zeno Russell


  • Olivia Lim
    Olivia Lim Year ago

    People died in those bombing strikes, while the President that ordered them enjoys cake. Nice to see that he is so cavalier about killing people!

  • Faith Rada
    Faith Rada Year ago

    He just thought they were singing to Him. : p

  • PoppyDada27
    PoppyDada27 Year ago +2

    Oh my god, I could watch that part of Stephen goose-popping forever! :'D

  • vazak11
    vazak11 Year ago

    Trump's bombing decision is horrific.

  • vazak11
    vazak11 Year ago

    Melania trump knows more about being patriotic than Trump XD

  • Mike351025
    Mike351025 Year ago +1

    Colbert goose step at 6:50

  • katie graydon
    katie graydon Year ago +3

    6:50 you're welcome

  • katie graydon
    katie graydon Year ago +2

    Definitely one of my favorite Colbert monologues

  • William H. Baird
    William H. Baird Year ago +1


  • Andreas w.
    Andreas w. Year ago

    Stephen Colbert is the best

  • Tyg Rahof
    Tyg Rahof Year ago

    Wow...No one in the white house knows how to spell palm

  • Studio 201
    Studio 201 Year ago +1

    I watch this just to see Stephen match and the band play... awesome!! 6:48
    I'm not sure I'll make a good decorator but I've got the moves.🤣😂

  • Pedro Ivan de Albuquerque Lima

    The cake is a lie.

  • The Proclaimed
    The Proclaimed Year ago

    Trump didnt put his hand on his chest because he dont have a heart

  • Shawn Smith
    Shawn Smith Year ago

    hahaha!! that ear snap thing Colbert does kills me. 🌟🌟

  • HeavyWater1931
    HeavyWater1931 Year ago

    You're not supposed to put your hand over your heart for the national anthem. That's for the Pledge of Allegiance.

  • lovelyjubly7
    lovelyjubly7 Year ago

    To this day I still laugh at Stephens attempts at marching like the Korean soldiers 😂

  • lina _lu
    lina _lu Year ago

    Ok we will spray paint.... I AM REALLY WORRIED... Don't bomb us trump

  • Hwang Zhihuan
    Hwang Zhihuan Year ago

    F*** you! Stop mocking the KPA. Your military sucks and is undisciplined and kills innocent middle eastern people.

  • pat comerford
    pat comerford Year ago

    Stephen, you goose-stepper-in chief, did you train the North Koreans to goose-step????

  • TheNobleScoundrel

    All the cruise missiles were aimed at key objectives of the air base that sent out planes to gas bomb many Syrian civilians previously, unless of course CNN was telling a bold-faced lie when they covered the news on that situation. In fact, there were accounts of Syrian civilians thankful of Donald Trump for taking action. Seeing as how we're not at war with Syria, I don't think we really need to call it as such. His jokes are still pretty funny, mostly.