Secretary Mattis Takes A Parting Shot At Trump

  • Published on Dec 21, 2018
  • To summarize his resignation letter, Secretary Jim 'Mad Dog' Mattis said he wasn't interested in being Secretary Jim 'Lap Dog' Mattis.
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Comments • 331

  • Tyler Lind
    Tyler Lind 2 months ago

    This guy is so bad at being funny the prerecorded laugh track didn’t even laugh

  • c3aloha
    c3aloha 5 months ago

    MATTIS 2020!!! Time for a real warrior and moral leadership

  • Filix Menendez
    Filix Menendez 5 months ago

    Perro loco is out

  • ciddler
    ciddler 5 months ago

    Does it sound like they fixed/changed the sound at 00:54? Sounds like a laugh track tbh.

  • hobbicles28
    hobbicles28 5 months ago

    A love letter to Frump:
    “Oh freddled gruntbuggly
    thy micturations are to me
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
    Groop I implore thee,
    my foonting turlingdromes.
    And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
    Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
    see if I don’t!”

  • Horst Otto
    Horst Otto 5 months ago

    Stephen you are just a pathetic Deep State goon who is protecting other pathetic goons. You know that you are full of lies and when horrible things start to come out you are most probably one of them who is getting exposed.

  • Ray Dawg
    Ray Dawg 5 months ago

    Hillary lost Stephen.

  • Edvin Markos
    Edvin Markos 5 months ago +1

    What a mess is in the White house when "Mad dog" said "That's it! I'm out!"?

  • Bart Bart
    Bart Bart 5 months ago

    Is it just me or did Stephen sell out to keep his job by dumping his unique gift to do comedy for a paycheck from a corporation requiring him to push anti Trump propaganda onto his viewers. Sorry I’m the only one with the balls to bring this truth to the people.

  • Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
    Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. 5 months ago +1

    I'm having Colbert withdrawals.

  • Findlay O
    Findlay O 5 months ago

    Eye bags! Mattis should appear on the show and kick his arse for that.

  • Sharon Malone
    Sharon Malone 5 months ago +1

    It was 2 mad dog in the w.h. 1 gone an 1 to go .

  • Cursed Honor
    Cursed Honor 5 months ago

    Does the left want war or not?

  • Baby Teano
    Baby Teano 5 months ago +1

    I believe one of the reason to send US troops to other countries is to keep the war there, now they bring the war home, God help the US 😑

  • Bob Bob
    Bob Bob 5 months ago

    No Wall , disband ICE, disarm the Police, end the Fascist State, recall Trump, and give a 5 year visa to anyone who asks.

  • World's Netizen
    World's Netizen 5 months ago +2

    the spoiled mad king is madder than the mad dog.

  • Joe Guzman
    Joe Guzman 5 months ago

    Is that the one that said bring it????????? LoL

  • ramo moreno
    ramo moreno 5 months ago

    chump is making MEXICO grate again
    Who wants 2 go 2 jail ?= trump's scared he fuckt-up , like a car chase in L.A he ain't stopping.Wants others 2 finish it 4 him but is taking usa with him?
    LOCK IT UP ! ! !?

  • Armandhammer
    Armandhammer 5 months ago

    This is the only thing so far that has me concerned Civilians should be in charge of the DOD..
    Sleep tight libtards and merry Christmas.

  • kilmer009
    kilmer009 5 months ago

    Seriously??? A ONE MINUTE UPLOAD? Stop splitting your skits you jackasses.

  • talin nalo
    talin nalo 5 months ago


  • Abby Banks
    Abby Banks 5 months ago +1

    I think it was the press that called him "Mad Dog".... those who know him well called him the "Warrior Monk" was he who was being referred to as "the only adult in the room"....but no matter what capacity he will wind up in, be advised, he will give his last breath to protect all of us

  • mike thomas
    mike thomas 5 months ago

    I miss Letterman. All this guy does is cry about Trump.

  • koala
    koala 5 months ago

  • Kyle Brock
    Kyle Brock 5 months ago

    MADDOG 2020!

  • 482lost
    482lost 5 months ago

    I wish he had stayed until the end of Trumps presidency, whenever that would be. These authoritarian/fascist types like to have yes men around them all the time to sooth their egos. Having Mattis stay would have helped to keep Trump grounded in reality by saying no to him when necessary.

  • Brendan
    Brendan 5 months ago

    President Trump aka the Teflon Don!

  • celow banks
    celow banks 5 months ago

    Too the great men and women how protect this country any one who would harm or hurt it it's up to u to do the right thing don't let those how would see America fall succeed even if they are in a position of great power

  • Soissesglaubsmir
    Soissesglaubsmir 5 months ago

    About your new minister Shanahan your president obviously already twittered "He will be great!"
    Ahemm ... didn´t he tell that also for usual to all the ones he fired or scared away before?!
    Remembers me somehow to our Angela Merkel´s truism "he owns my deepest trust" - what meant for usual finally, that these guys were all gone soon

  • Juana Palacios
    Juana Palacios 5 months ago

    It's looking more like all the people that have resigned abandon ship.Can't say that I blame them stay or you save yourself in some of the cases.😡And further more:😂😁😂😂Sir Colbert.

  • Beeble Brox
    Beeble Brox 5 months ago +2

    Clip too short.

  • Brett Peacock
    Brett Peacock 5 months ago

    Especially notable is the total lack of any of the "Stock Courtesies" such a letter should "My honour to serve your administration," etc etc. Not one such was used. I'm a little surprised he started with "Mr President", instead of "You Treacherous Orange Arsehole".... but he probably toyed with that idea for a while.....

  • joebstarsurfer
    joebstarsurfer 5 months ago

    Forthe writers Abba - Knowing Me, Knowing You they so do a Trump version).

  • Tucker Bowen
    Tucker Bowen 5 months ago

    you call that a "shot", Stephen?

  • Agent Fungus
    Agent Fungus 5 months ago +2

    Cadet Bone Spurs strikes again.
    Holy crap.
    What a steaming pile collapsing upon itself.

  • HollowAssassin13
    HollowAssassin13 5 months ago +1

    "Christmas traveler who already has his eye bags packed" I cannot

  • vazak11
    vazak11 5 months ago


  • runningtheclock
    runningtheclock 5 months ago

    Resigned Stephen, not retired

  • Ted Chyn
    Ted Chyn 5 months ago

    A caged animal will be dangerous when the zookeeper left town with the latch of the door open.

  • Passing Through
    Passing Through 5 months ago +1

    Really ? You have to make fun of his eye bags after has looked out for our troops , the safety of our nation and stood up against Trump . This is not good humor - this is poor taste .

  • Maddog GT
    Maddog GT 5 months ago

    The USA is going to h double L in a hand basket. They really really need help in their government.

  • Z H
    Z H 5 months ago

    You made her feel my SPIT. She deserves RETRIBUTION

  • Sam III
    Sam III 5 months ago +1

    And you split the intro into two parts why?? Dumbest idea ever.

  • CD Smith
    CD Smith 5 months ago +2

    Ahh the Trump meldown continues. It's building to a crescendo which is coming shortly. Weeks, a few more months, or the months leading to the 2020 election, who can say? But once it reaches critical mass it can only end one way; mass explosion. Then the next Administration will have to spend billions and several years cleaning up all the orange goo all over America.

  • Brian Bassett
    Brian Bassett 5 months ago

    Remember when Late Night Talk Shows used to be funny? Back when they had real hosts.

  • Alekk
    Alekk 5 months ago +3

    Nothing like a 1min video with a 1 minute commercial

  • joel repp
    joel repp 5 months ago +1


  • teppolundgren
    teppolundgren 5 months ago

    These videos are just getting longer and longer...

  • NewhamMatt
    NewhamMatt 5 months ago

    Fair call - Mattis' "Mad Dog" nickname was deliberately ironic and he's always hated it.

  • MyChilepepper
    MyChilepepper 5 months ago +1

    Hahaha the apprentice show ...government episode ratings are high. Bigly

  • Ken
    Ken 5 months ago +1

    Like Trump read it.

  • KD
    KD 5 months ago

    Putin gave Trump one job - isolate America from allies.

  • Songs Mirth
    Songs Mirth 5 months ago +1

    This just gets worse and worse. It's like Trump hates America and is doing everything possible to destroy us. Where is the line he has to cross before we say, "there's no reasoning with this con artist and traitor," take him out of the White House and put him on trial for being a liar and a collaborator with our enemies! I'm sick to death of this worrying all the time. :( Songs

  • Glenn Cross
    Glenn Cross 5 months ago

    Why bully on feral children?
    They got it tough, plus it's racist.

  • David Arulnathan
    David Arulnathan 5 months ago

    May the people of USA get rid of the 'Rabid Dogs'....Mattis,Bolton & Pompeo....Shalom.

  • James Timlin
    James Timlin 5 months ago +1

    As a Canadian we helped get 8 of your people out of Iran when 52 of your citizens were taken hostage. We stood shoulder shoulder with you at 911 and took thousands of your citizens when Bush ordered the planes to land. Our brain power and technology helped you land on the moon. That may be difficult for some Americans to accept. If Canada need assistance I would look over my shoulder and see how far back you were. My daughter is in traveling in the Ukraine and the people there are scared because of the Russian troops on the border and say the NATO countries except the so called leader of the free world will not be there if Russia invades because the USA has aligned itself with Russia.
    One thing that piss me off is Americans who are saying that they are Canadian when travelling. My daughter was in a coffee shop in the Ukraine and was explaining to the server how we are different from Americans. After doing this about a minute later a woman came up to her and in a Texas accent said she tells people when travelling that she is Canadian because of the dislike for Americans in the world. That is so sad. If you are so great why do you have to do that? I have heard this many times. What you are not proud of your country? My Grandfather was American and in my mid 20's and 30's wished he had moved us there. Thank God he didn't because we would have to file for bankruptcy because of health issues with our son.
    As a country who out spends the next 9 countries and who kills the most citizens in the first world countries that is something you are so proud of.I hope you tattoo that on your chest.

  • Olive Papyrus
    Olive Papyrus 5 months ago +2

    Watching Trump's presidency is like watching a massive trainwreck happen in slow motion, except it affects a whole nation.
    I can't wait to read the history books in a few decades. 😏

  • Cory Woodall
    Cory Woodall 5 months ago

    James Mattis advocate diplomatic solutions every chance he gets. He is also very well read, and he is an absolute gentleman. Stephen Cole bear stop being funny when he left the report. Save the hack comedy for our hack president you burnout.

  • David Anewman
    David Anewman 5 months ago +1

    My question is, "Why did Mad Dog take the job in the first place if he is so aware of what is going on? And why did he not see the job thru as anyone could have predicted this was going to be the outcome of electing The Donald from the getgo?"

  • Cornell Waters
    Cornell Waters 5 months ago

    Is it still a joke?

  • Asskick
    Asskick 5 months ago +1

    White privilege = President Donald J Trump

  • nickrich56
    nickrich56 5 months ago +4

    Why have so many military big wigs been assigned and then replaced in short order by the current short order cook? Because they demand leadership and would rather bail and let the pilot crash then be part of the disaster that's coming. Sec Of Def needs to be listened to not just told what to do. Experts know a few things that newbies don't and should be consulted not demeaned because their view differs. Can't expect that from the White House Weasel.

    FRED THE THOT SLAYER 5 months ago +1

    Wow liberals your all defending this guy for wanting Troops to stay in Syria 😂wow Love Trumps hate I assume ?

    • James Wilker
      James Wilker 5 months ago +1

      You didn't read the letter. Syria is one small piece. Any withdrawal can be debated but what can't is how Trump arrived at the decision. No consultation with those who would advise, no heads up to our allies who are there supporting the mission, no support for the groups we're leaving behind. The Free Syrian army will be fair game for the Russians and the Kurdish fighters will be decimated by the Turks. ISIS is still in Raqqa without those two groups handling ground offensives.
      America isn't supposed to leave our allies like this.

  • yy z
    yy z 5 months ago +2

    Funny how the liberals hate anyone connected to trump until they get fired or quit...
    They hated North Korean leader, until trump tried to peacefully diffuse tensions and act friendly...they were afraid trump would start war with russia, now mock trump for being civil to putin to avoid conflict...
    The far lefts anticts are irrational if you sit back and really look and listen to what they are saying and doing...

    • имя фамилия
      имя фамилия 5 months ago

      I'm the left, but I totally agree with you. Neoliberals taken over control of both parties and cry for war outside to fullfill their wallets more and more.

  • Randall Goguen
    Randall Goguen 5 months ago

    I wonder who Israel is going to replace him with? I'm all a tingle!

  • Jo Callahan
    Jo Callahan 5 months ago +1

    I'm never going to use the Tick Tock app. Stop advertising it to me!

  • Tshering and his surname
    Tshering and his surname 5 months ago +1

    Meanwhile, the rest of the world is just laughing along at America. Y'all want some popcorn?



  • TI Ted
    TI Ted 5 months ago

    A brilliant and necessary voice for our time.

  • Patsy Bailey
    Patsy Bailey 5 months ago +4

    Stephen, you're great but he DIDN'T retire, that's the whole point! White House tried to spin it that way, but there's a reason why Mattis made sure the resignation letter was put out by the Pentagon (!!!) He (correctly, as is now obvious) didn't even trust the WH to be truthful about why he's stepping down...he resigned IN PROTEST. That's never happened before, ever. That's seriously a national security crisis. As it sadly should be. No one in the military should stand by and agree to join forces with the enemies while hurting the allies. And God forbid if Trump gets to assign some Whitaker to be Secretary of Defense, the whole world's going to be in even more trouble. #TRE45ON

    • Patsy Bailey
      Patsy Bailey 5 months ago

      you're right, I didn't pay attention. let's edit. @nickrich56

    • nickrich56
      nickrich56 5 months ago

      Tre45on : 45 substitues " a s " treason becomes tre45on

    • ; p
      ; p 5 months ago +1

      It's the same... Resigning and retiring. I worked in HR. People who quit did so under the guise of resigning. They used this tactic to have a good CV.

  • Questionable Impact
    Questionable Impact 5 months ago +7

    Is Mattis the first to resign from the Trump administration who isn't facing a criminal indictment?

  • Erik S
    Erik S 5 months ago +4

    When I heard about Mattis becoming SoD, and I was upset... to now this? The USS America is going down, everyone to the lifeboats. Everyone else to Battlestations!

  • Erwin Ros
    Erwin Ros 5 months ago +4

    Here's a list of people still employed in the white house:


  • Courage Karnga
    Courage Karnga 5 months ago +15

    Well, there goes one of the few sane people in this swamp of a government. Heaven help us!

  • Michael Vella
    Michael Vella 5 months ago +8

    There is no one with any competency left in the WH. A rudderless boat with a Captain who doesn’t know how he’s on one.

  • Kevin Frenyea
    Kevin Frenyea 5 months ago

    anybody don't like it join the army and we ll send you to seria

  • Kevin Frenyea
    Kevin Frenyea 5 months ago

    president trump is the commander and chief / the boss. if you cant follow orders theres the the door!

    • Valerie J. Norse
      Valerie J. Norse 5 months ago

      @Kevin Frenyea -- And a Happy New Year to you! (And don't worry about the spelling. I've seen "commander and chief" so often you wouldn't believe it!)

    • Kevin Frenyea
      Kevin Frenyea 5 months ago

      Thank you valery I'm not good at spelling, I'm sure President Trump talks with advsers before he makes any decision. Merry Chistmas to you and family.

    • Valerie J. Norse
      Valerie J. Norse 5 months ago +1

      First: It's "commander in chief," not "commander and chief." Second: The members of the Cabinet aren't supposed to be lackeys who "follow orders." They're supposed to be advisers whose counsel the president listens to because the president acknowledges that he doesn't know everything. Donald Trump thinks he knows everything, and like you, he believes that the Secretary of Defense should be a lackey who simply follows his orders. And you clearly have no idea how bad that is.

  • R G
    R G 5 months ago

    For a guy that went to Iraq in '09 for a cute week, it boggles the senses for him to speak flippantly about Mattis. The Secretary can take a joke and all, but it ain't necessary of Stephen. Mattis is the stuff of legend, the kind of guy you get on the internet and waste time commenting in their defense on RU-clip. It's a dreadful time sure, but man my heart just goes out to Mattis.

    • Valerie Rodger
      Valerie Rodger 5 months ago +1

      It's satire, so of course it's going to be said in a comedic manner. I didn't get any sense of disrespect towards Mattis from it. Just because it sounds flippant, doesn't mean it's dismissive - sometimes it's the only way to deal with sickening situations. It's a tactic I find myself using frequently.
      Like anybody who has been paying any attention and knows anything about Mattis, he knows full well how troubling this departure is.
      Mattis managed to serve in this administration without becoming tarnished by it. He served his country honorably every moment, everybody who has been paying attention knows that.

  • Jean-Marie Boucherit
    Jean-Marie Boucherit 5 months ago +5

    He prefers Putin to Merkel and Macron.

  • aguy654
    aguy654 5 months ago +7

    Trump deserves a secretary of state who agrees with him? Well, guess we'll be meeting Secretary of State Joseph Goebbels in the near future.

    • aguy654
      aguy654 5 months ago

      My point still stands.

    • normantrombon
      normantrombon 5 months ago

      aguy654 ...Defense. Pompeo continues as s. of s.

  • Benny Low
    Benny Low 5 months ago +7

    the number of ppl changing ... how come there is only one position not changing ...

  • 4c1dr3fl3x
    4c1dr3fl3x 5 months ago +1

    Chaos has decided he's had enough of this Chaos.

  • Lolly Barnard
    Lolly Barnard 5 months ago +2

    This is scary. He took all the idiots ideas and tangled them in red tape. If we loose him and get a yes man or heaven forbid, another Steven Miller, we will be heading to a nuclear war and without any allies. I hold republicans responsible for the mess we are in. The are so greedy and so afraid to loose power that they have allowed this Neanderthal to acquire power and ruin this country, the world and the planet. Guess they all think that when they completely destroy earth they will use Trump’s Space Force to transfer them somewhere else. IDIOTS.

    • Valerie Rodger
      Valerie Rodger 5 months ago +1

      Yep, that's exactly what he did. Trump seriously underestimated him.
      I'm actually amazed that Mattis lasted this long, and I'm just sickened that he is no longer there.

  • ForTheSakeOf SanityAndSuch

    Jon's face at the very start of this clip 😂 great editing, guys

  • Ian Wright
    Ian Wright 5 months ago +1

    Make the monologue one upload

  • Steven Torrey
    Steven Torrey 5 months ago +222

    "Mad Dog Mattis" was the voice of reason...

    • c3aloha
      c3aloha 5 months ago

      His real callsign is Chaos And he’s so far more intelligent and erudite than Trump it’s not even close.

    • HKZ P
      HKZ P 5 months ago

      The voice of a warmonger. What was the goal of Syria? How long were we supposed to stay there? Why do we need to have military in every single country in the Middle East?

    • Dawn Oceanside
      Dawn Oceanside 5 months ago

      @C caymer one can dream.

    • Miguel Dias
      Miguel Dias 5 months ago +3

      Yeah, in my mind Dog Mattis was the author of the famous Op-Ed

    • Nathan Martin
      Nathan Martin 5 months ago +9

      @Joseph Gray He once said if the state department didn't receive more funding, he'd have to buy more bullets. He is a great military leader who understands the need for diplomacy and does not desire war. The loss of Mattis as SECDEF is massive.

  • Porkchop Sandwiches! God that smelled good.

    Gearing up for the THIRD federal government shutdown of 2018-why? Because Trump is demanding American taxpayer dollars for a wall that he’s insisted for years that Mexico would pay for - which was clearly never going to happen. Income inequality continues to race along boosted by the massive Trump trickle down tax cuts. With the stock market trembling (even though it’s only rallied for the past couple of years because of corporate stock buybacks), he’s ordering military troop movements via tweet and his department of defense (the last seasoned professional in his administration) has walked out on him - a move which was likely orchestrated by Trump as a distraction from the fact that countless investigations, having picked off his shield of sycophants one by one, are now closing in for the kill.
    There is no use debating Trump supporters anymore - anyone who is still with him at this point will never lose faith-they will be wearing their MAGA hats and chanting his name until the very bitter end. Even as they watch the ship go down by the bow, they insist not only that nothing is wrong, but that things couldn’t be better. And anything terrible that he does immediately gets a pass because of [insert “what-about-ism” or bad thing that someone else did here].
    If that’s not fanatical, I don’t know what is. This shit show cannot end soon enough...

    MLG HELP 5 months ago +13

    Those are not just "eyebags" under his eyes people....that is caused by SLEEPLESS nights of him having to deal with Drumpf for sooooooo damm long. 😒

  • The Sad One
    The Sad One 5 months ago

    The warrior monk has retired!!!

  • Delbane Ren
    Delbane Ren 5 months ago

    Thank you Steven for reminding everyone he was proud to be called 'Mad Dog' - CNN had a weepfest at the prospect of him leaving, as if anyone Trump installed is actually worth a tear. #context, #maddogsnotwelcome, #dontletthedoorhitcha

    • Valerie Rodger
      Valerie Rodger 5 months ago +1

      Maybe you should actually take a look at who Mattis is rather than dismiss him as a Trump pick. I have no doubt that Trump was deceived by the nickname.
      Mattis served his country, not Trump. It is a testament to his strategic cunning that he managed to last this long under Trump.

  • Victor Moreno
    Victor Moreno 5 months ago

    Chaos Actual is out....

  • JohnJaggerJack
    JohnJaggerJack 5 months ago +6

    Donald Trump should pack his stuff and flee the country, the guy is just like Joffrey from game of thrones. Spoiler alert, it does not end well for him...

  • centras septyni
    centras septyni 5 months ago

    Colbert is not smart enough to understand, what just happened

  • Oliver McErlean
    Oliver McErlean 5 months ago +3

    Getting the hell out of Dodge.

  • macro deth
    macro deth 5 months ago +3

    It's like watching yourself bleed out, I imagine. Trump is a cutter and he's gone to far with no one to offer a tourniquet.

  • gn0015
    gn0015 5 months ago +3

    Did they really have to split this part of the monologue? Sixty eight second? Really?

  • Neo Nanite
    Neo Nanite 5 months ago +2

    So much for an adult in the room.
    Consider, Mattis did nothing to resist, delay or halt deployment of the troops to the border where they stood by as CBP tear gassed refugees.

    • Valerie Rodger
      Valerie Rodger 5 months ago

      The military couldn't do anything about CBP using tear gas on the refugees.
      Mattis has done a lot to mitigate Trump's damage, delaying things and throwing around red tape like it's going out of style. He got away with it because he didn't publicly criticized Trump. When it came to sending troops to the border, he had no reason to resist it. The troops couldn't do anything, and he knew it. The troops would not act on any illegal order, they weren't going to do what Trump wanted them to do, and there was no harm in them being there.
      Mattis is no idiot. He's a brilliant strategist, which is part of the reason why he's managed to last so long with Trump. He gave Trump the border troops because it was something that kept Trump happy without doing any real damage.

  • Genghis Khan
    Genghis Khan 5 months ago

    I have been prove right about Trumpty Dumpty once again right from the start and right to the ugly disastrous end

  • MRTN13
    MRTN13 5 months ago

    Mad Dog Mattis is so mad his eye sockets grew their own balls

  • Pope YodaI
    Pope YodaI 5 months ago

    Despite his political acumen, Stephen clearly doesn't realize how fucked we are now that the warrior monk is leaving. If he did, he would be crying.