Top 10 Jokes Only Adults Will Get in SpongeBob SquarePants

  • Опубликовано: 29 май 2018
  • Top 10 Jokes Only Adults Will Get in SpongeBob SquarePants
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    As we all know, not all cartoon shows are for kids, but shows like SpongeBob SquarePants do a great job at making jokes that kids can laugh at, but only adults will understand. The adult jokes in SpongeBob Squarepants will go right over most kid's heads, but those adult jokes in kid's shows are what have made the show the success that it is. So join as we count down our picks for the SpongeBob SquarePants jokes that aren't for kids.
    List Rank and Entries
    #10. Blowing Balloons
    #9. The French Tickler
    #8. Sorry About the Scabies
    #7. Here Lies Squidward’s Hopes & Dreams
    #6. SpongeBob’s Nose?
    #5. Exchanging Money
    #4. SpongeBob, Patrick & Mr. Krabs’ Panty Raid
    #3, #2 & #1: ?
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  • Joey Glasgo
    Joey Glasgo День назад

    "Too bad that didn't kill me."

  • bryce atu
    bryce atu 2 дня назад

    Umm Rubber Bath Toys?

  • Christian Saavedra
    Christian Saavedra 3 дня назад

    These dont make sence? And im 17

  • Zion Martell
    Zion Martell 4 дня назад

    You forgot the time when Spongebob says to Sandy "Oh I'm ready Sandy, (underbreath) Ready to get it ON." and when he's eating the jelly-filled patty (the sounds he makes while eating it)

  • Kcy Kuykendall
    Kcy Kuykendall 4 дня назад

    Sponge bob was so posed to be on adult swim and still is

  • Clarissa Hansen
    Clarissa Hansen 6 дней назад

    The one part about the ghost episode I still don't understand: the invisible spray stains clothes, which is why they're naked. But SpongeBob still has his socks and shoes on...

  • John Smith
    John Smith 6 дней назад

    #4 Should have shown the scene where Spongebob's house was in complete disarray after that pickle mishap with Bubble Bass. When Mr. Krabs came to get Spongebob back to work, his best (and only) fry cook greeted the crustacean with a pair of briefs worn over his head.

  • AntumDeluge
    AntumDeluge 7 дней назад

    This might be the first RU-clip video I have ever disliked. Why does Spongebob's nose popping out of the sand have to symbolize a penis? As far as it's resemblance goes, it looks more like a toe or a thumb. But it's obviously his nose. It's pretty hard to see it another way unless you are intentionally trying to find something irreverent. It's a stretch in my opinion.

  • William West
    William West 7 дней назад

    It's all based on perception! 😂 You're right....only ADULTS would get it AND make it up. 🤔

  • Max Palmer
    Max Palmer 8 дней назад

    Spongebob was watching sea porn 😂

  • Platinum Alarms
    Platinum Alarms 10 дней назад

    I actually get the Noseferatu one.

  • bub & frinds
    bub & frinds 10 дней назад

    Some of the jokes I actually get.

  • That comedy guy
    That comedy guy 11 дней назад

    Hahahahaha 7:45

  • That comedy guy
    That comedy guy 11 дней назад

    How's the 9th one inappropriate

  • Connor Murphy
    Connor Murphy 12 дней назад

    They should’ve put the Christmas episode where they basically call squidward an ass lmao

  • Kyah Albin
    Kyah Albin 13 дней назад

    Only people like you would think of these jokes when ur actually watching it u don’t even pay attention also these jokes suck

  • The Squid King
    The Squid King 13 дней назад +1

    I’m 12. Now they don’t go over my head! Lol

    FIXTREME 13 дней назад

    Also, nobody really believes Spongebob was looking for that USFL game :p

    FIXTREME 13 дней назад

    Yeah, a lot of these videos take, granted, subtle references and make it sound like it's the full monty

  • Spooky
    Spooky 13 дней назад

    Yall reaching

  • Ray Zaffarese
    Ray Zaffarese 13 дней назад +1

    "We score here all the time."
    Classically underrated line. They go and look at an old lady's underwear all the time. Truly a top of the shelf moment

  • drago 1000
    drago 1000 14 дней назад +1

    I miss the old spongebob

  • Caitlin Rudalavage
    Caitlin Rudalavage 14 дней назад

    I’m a kid and I get them ALL 😂

  • DanTheMan 21
    DanTheMan 21 15 дней назад

    What about squidward’s face

  • Rapid Fireman
    Rapid Fireman 16 дней назад

    Most of these are pretty stupid specially the first 5 they showed

  • anti dark and edgy
    anti dark and edgy 16 дней назад

    Don't drop them ;)

  • I Have to wait 90 days till i can change my name

    i didn't notice all of these as a kid except panty raid my mom said wait did they say panty raid and I was 5 so I said I don't know and she got me off dat episode and age restricted dat one then she said wait 30 minutes until you can watch spongebob

  • redlikeableraretbat 2
    redlikeableraretbat 2 18 дней назад +2

    I have a joke for a video but let's say it's kinda inappropriate
    Ok so you end every sentence with Addicted
    What do you call someone who drinks: Addicted
    What do you call someone who smokes: Addicted
    What went up your a$$ last night: Addicted
    Comment what you here do you here just addicted or do you hear A dic did

  • The Bednarchuk Family
    The Bednarchuk Family 19 дней назад

    There was another spongebob dirty joke. It goes like this.
    Spongebob: who wants to be the mom?

    Patrick: o me me!

    Spongebob: but Patrick I don’t think you can be the mom because your not wearing a t shirt.

    Patrick: oh.... JUST CALL ME DADDY

  • Blaque Link
    Blaque Link 21 день назад


  • Om nom Fan
    Om nom Fan 21 день назад +1

    I didn’t get Spongebob doesn’t have hair... or does he?

  • StockExpoment
    StockExpoment 21 день назад

    remember that one episode where patrick straight up licked spongebob's foot

  • Hanna Curlee
    Hanna Curlee 23 дня назад +1

    You missed the bird cage joke about hanging gimslef

    SERENITY NEGRON 24 дня назад +1

    i think its how to spell it

    SERENITY NEGRON 24 дня назад +1

    I knew it was conducts

  • na. Naj
    na. Naj 24 дня назад +2

    U have a pervert mind there's nothing wrong with episodes

  • Willette Lee
    Willette Lee 25 дней назад

    The soap one had me like😱😱

  • 155chipmunkz
    155chipmunkz 25 дней назад

    Kids get scabies too, you know.

  • SubToMaximilianMus
    SubToMaximilianMus 26 дней назад +1

    oh yeah yeah

  • Michael beessnack
    Michael beessnack 27 дней назад

    I usually don't care about the background lists i have on but maaaaan a lot of these ones were reaching.

  • Karen Golar
    Karen Golar 28 дней назад

    A penis is straight, looks like a hot dog, disgusting, long, tall and not wiggly

  • Darren Drawings [Animations]
    Darren Drawings [Animations] 29 дней назад +2

    “Mr. Krabs put in a kiddie ride!”
    “Why don’t you try it out?”
    “I can’t find the coin slot!”
    “Here it is!”

  • GamingBeast1407
    GamingBeast1407 29 дней назад

    Most of Squidward's "jokes" are references to suicide and it's very obvious

  • Crabby Patty
    Crabby Patty Месяц назад +2

    I love this

  • Joan Herrera
    Joan Herrera Месяц назад +1

    spongebob squarepants its for adults

    WESTBROOK OKC Месяц назад +1

    Shhhiiii.. if porn had a tv show LMAO

  • doifhg
    doifhg Месяц назад

    Scabies isn't an std :l

  • Seaside Pictures
    Seaside Pictures Месяц назад +1

    I don’t think those were balloons

  • Netotigr
    Netotigr Месяц назад +1

    fucking normie

  • Masey
    Masey Месяц назад

    Gary doesn’t ‘walk into the room’, he’s a goddamn snail

  • nosferatu
    nosferatu Месяц назад

    No Guts, No glory.

  • GoShortboys 321
    GoShortboys 321 Месяц назад +1

    0:31 I just watched that

  • Black Hat Ty
    Black Hat Ty Месяц назад

    Narrator has to explain everything step by step....

  • Spencer
    Spencer Месяц назад

    Why do i not understand the panty raid

  • QiQi The Gymnast
    QiQi The Gymnast Месяц назад

    I’m 12 and I understand👀

  • Zeldaisbae231
    Zeldaisbae231 Месяц назад

    “Sorry about the Scabies”. Wow

  • Fortnite Forever
    Fortnite Forever Месяц назад

    I'm a kid but I have the mind of an adult

  • ASMR Queen
    ASMR Queen Месяц назад +1

    Im 10 and im waching this lol 😂

  • Hi There
    Hi There Месяц назад +1

    I don't get the Tickler thing.

  • Mackenzircon
    Mackenzircon Месяц назад +2

    Kid show with a sprinkle of adult...this is why it’s my favor show lol

  • Gabe PL
    Gabe PL Месяц назад

    When is this stupid show ever gonna get cancelled forever

  • Dale Iverson
    Dale Iverson Месяц назад

    7:24 Do any of you read lips?

  • lilmamacitaa
    lilmamacitaa Месяц назад

    This list could've been sooo much better if they used actual dirty jokes and didn't do all that reaching! Examples: Squidward seems like he's about the hang himself because he can't get happy; A big red blimp hovers of The Krusty Krab and Squidward says "Looks like its that time of month again"; Spongebob-"I'm ugly and I'm proud!" Squidward-"Is that what they call it?"; A fish inserts a coin in the horse thinking he's a ride, and gets a hard kick ... And the list goes on.

  • Mariofan 101
    Mariofan 101 Месяц назад

    7:59. The life of an otaku. (I’m not even close to an otaku, so don’t get the wrong idea)

  • I Hate All Of You
    I Hate All Of You Месяц назад

    Maybe you all are overreacting

  • Justloveit 456
    Justloveit 456 Месяц назад

    I know the one with the husky surfer dude on that abandoned island had a long skateboard and it got longer as he walked toward the door. Squidward was sweating and moaned, then passed out😓😓😓

  • Starr Dantzler
    Starr Dantzler Месяц назад +1


  • Craig says Oh No NO
    Craig says Oh No NO Месяц назад +1

    Thank you WatchMojo

    *_For ruining my childhood_*

  • Demi Blaauw
    Demi Blaauw Месяц назад

    9:00 so weird WTF?😂😂😂😂

  • Dank_YukFace
    Dank_YukFace Месяц назад

    Who else gets these and I'm only 13

  • Julia B
    Julia B Месяц назад

    3:23 leg lamp from Christmas Vacation much?

  • Sofakingcute 101
    Sofakingcute 101 Месяц назад +1

    It’s official my childhood is ruined

  • Vim Alcel Naraga
    Vim Alcel Naraga Месяц назад

    7:00 SpongeBob: Hello, customers! Nice f*cking day we're having, huh?

  • Wat Sup Dud 1cak
    Wat Sup Dud 1cak Месяц назад +2

    2019 anyone ??

  • Harley Quinn
    Harley Quinn Месяц назад

    I don’t get the doubloons one ;-;

  • Aliyah Amir
    Aliyah Amir Месяц назад

    Really grabbing at straws with some of these

  • Khalid Omar
    Khalid Omar Месяц назад

    adults? lol anyone over 10 years old can get it

  • I Skullz I
    I Skullz I Месяц назад

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • James Edwards
    James Edwards Месяц назад


  • Kyushi Sona Chan 2
    Kyushi Sona Chan 2 Месяц назад

    Yeah I got the thumbnail it looked like SpongeBob was blowing Squidward's testicles

  • Bruh To You
    Bruh To You Месяц назад

    Hope you kids don't get understand jokes

    ANGEL HAHA Месяц назад

    Omg the the pic

  • kqwerty11
    kqwerty11 Месяц назад +2

    How about the episode where Patrick was a detective and said,” I am so close I can almost taste it.” Proceeds to licking spongebob, but was actually an ice cream bar..that was quite disturbing at first lol.

  • morphingchlorine
    morphingchlorine Месяц назад

    In #6 it was obviously his nose because when mr krabs pulled him out you could see it was by his nose

  • Phillip Layton
    Phillip Layton Месяц назад

    Wow. You gotta really twist your mind or constantly think of innuendos daily to get some of these! Seriously though, don't drop the soap! 🤣

  • Christian Lewis
    Christian Lewis 2 месяца назад

    Stop connecting dots that aren't there...

  • 悟ZacDicoot
    悟ZacDicoot 2 месяца назад

    So is this adult jokes or test how dirty/dark is your imagination

  • Jenna Smith
    Jenna Smith 2 месяца назад

    When misis krabs said that abd word its was mr jenkins car honks

  • Jerry Scott
    Jerry Scott 2 месяца назад

    I just got it when Spongebob said “Patrick, your genius is showing” then Patrick was so alarmed he covered himself, or how about when Plankton stole Sandy’s fur and she had to go in her bra and panties in public to hunt him down

  • Gojiraboy06 Films
    Gojiraboy06 Films 2 месяца назад

    8:30 LOL

  • Jason Miracle
    Jason Miracle 2 месяца назад

    Seriously that's just wrong you guys are quit idiots aren't you sickos. 😠💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  • Barrett Man
    Barrett Man 2 месяца назад

    Most of these would only be a adult joke if your dirty minded

  • Landon Johnson
    Landon Johnson 2 месяца назад

    No that’s mr Jenkins horn not Mrs krabs

  • Colin Haynes
    Colin Haynes 2 месяца назад

    Most of these "dirty" jokes are only dirty to idiots who read way too into them. Yeah, it's not like long, skinny balloons, commonly used to make animals out of really exist, or anything. Oh, and look at that! Mr. Crabs clearly reaches in, and pulls Spongebob out by his nose. Good thing too, because I was seriously wondering what that thing could possibly be.

  • OscarApplegate
    OscarApplegate 2 месяца назад

    the title should have been "Top 10 Adult Jokes That Will Get in Spongebob's Squarepants"

  • ThisPop1s tuo
    ThisPop1s tuo 2 месяца назад


  • No One
    No One 2 месяца назад

    1:45 sandy is wearing the kill bill outfit

  • ThatTordLovingWeirdo
    ThatTordLovingWeirdo 2 месяца назад +3

    **gets a TikTok ad**

  • Captain your Falcon
    Captain your Falcon 2 месяца назад

    Only Adults will get, You just explained them