Top 10 Jokes Only Adults Will Get in SpongeBob SquarePants

  • Published on May 29, 2018
  • Top 10 Jokes Only Adults Will Get in SpongeBob SquarePants
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    As we all know, not all cartoon shows are for kids, but shows like SpongeBob SquarePants do a great job at making jokes that kids can laugh at, but only adults will understand. The adult jokes in SpongeBob Squarepants will go right over most kid's heads, but those adult jokes in kid's shows are what have made the show the success that it is. So join as we count down our picks for the SpongeBob SquarePants jokes that aren't for kids.
    List Rank and Entries
    #10. Blowing Balloons
    #9. The French Tickler
    #8. Sorry About the Scabies
    #7. Here Lies Squidward’s Hopes & Dreams
    #6. SpongeBob’s Nose?
    #5. Exchanging Money
    #4. SpongeBob, Patrick & Mr. Krabs’ Panty Raid
    #3, #2 & #1: ?
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  • Sonicfan 750
    Sonicfan 750 Day ago

    Full of lies

  • Sleepy Tinker
    Sleepy Tinker 2 days ago

    Probably the most underrated joke in spongebob is in the episode where Patrick’s “Parents” are coming over so Patrick is panicking and cleaning the house and tries to tell spongebob and spongebob says “YOU FORGOT HOW TO EAT AGAIN!! I’LL GO GET THE FUNNEL!!!” And Patrick says no and spongebob goes “Tartersauce. I like the funnel.”

  • PG Kariuki
    PG Kariuki 2 days ago

    This video is meant for people with dirty minds. This show is meant for all ages

  • The Real Exploiter
    The Real Exploiter 3 days ago

    Thumbnail is condoms. Im 10

  • Machine_Gun_Kelly
    Machine_Gun_Kelly 4 days ago

    spongebob is totally not for kids and im watching it about 16 years more or less

  • john cacayuran
    john cacayuran 5 days ago

    I Like Old Episodes Than New Episodes

    SILENTSNIPER760 6 days ago

    I so called it! Even from the start, I knew that would be #1! 🤣

  • TarantulaAJ/Planet_mighty

    The sexual things on the list are just sex thirsty writers tbh.

  • Taylor Brantley
    Taylor Brantley 6 days ago

    I’m fourteen and I get all of them

  • Luis X
    Luis X 8 days ago +1

    "Look dubloons! Don't drop em" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Clorox bleach 1288
    Clorox bleach 1288 8 days ago

    No wonder why kids are nasty that do these actions

  • Bryan Werefox
    Bryan Werefox 8 days ago

    I actually got the joke at age 9-10 of the sea anemome(dont ask), hair one, "lets have another one" ,"panty raid" and of course "sailor talk"
    While my dad giggling to all of them

  • Cakes
    Cakes 9 days ago +1

    A 2 year old would get half of these

  • Riley Larman
    Riley Larman 12 days ago

    Looks like this sponge isn't as squeaky clean as his creators make him to be

  • cats United
    cats United 12 days ago

    Your genuis is showing is funny

  • cats United
    cats United 12 days ago

    I know curse words

  • cats United
    cats United 12 days ago

    I hate sailor talk

  • cats United
    cats United 12 days ago

    Me and my mom love this show a lot

  • hannah benavidez
    hannah benavidez 14 days ago

    You just have a dirty mind

  • Nzuzo Khumalo
    Nzuzo Khumalo 19 days ago

    I'm surprised that WatchMojo hasn't been sued by Nickelodeon. Coz these jokes are not dirty....AT ALL!🤷‍♂️😒

  • Jeff Ma
    Jeff Ma 20 days ago

    How the heck did they manage to sneak in a condom joke?

  • Heyo memes
    Heyo memes 22 days ago

    i have axiety and depression now. Where are my antibiotics?

  • krishmar verzo
    krishmar verzo 23 days ago

    I dont get it because i am only 9

    • krishmar verzo
      krishmar verzo 23 days ago

      But some cartoons are not for kids like Simpsons and more

    • krishmar verzo
      krishmar verzo 23 days ago

      I only get the spongebob nose

  • Gigidag77
    Gigidag77 25 days ago +1

    In the german dub, Mr. Krabs actually says "please tell me that is your nose,,"

  • King Jk
    King Jk 25 days ago +1



    CHLOE MCINTOSH 29 days ago

    I got scabies like a year ago. They suck. But I don't understand why they call it an "adult disease" when I had last year when I was 11!

  • Icequeen NinjaWarrior
    Icequeen NinjaWarrior Month ago +2

    Gary: meow
    Spongebob: GARY!
    *_Spongebob changes channel_*

  • Liam Schuh
    Liam Schuh Month ago

    I got scabies

  • VibingWithEl
    VibingWithEl Month ago

    These aren’t even that dirty unless you make them🙄

  • Calvin_ Lover123
    Calvin_ Lover123 Month ago +1

    Have you realized their town is called
    *Bikini Bottom*

  • Ace Gamer
    Ace Gamer Month ago

    The only thing I noticed was just the penis shape so I was like AHHH HA Its a penis. But I did not pay much attention to the transparent texture.

  • Jamilah Isom
    Jamilah Isom Month ago +1

    Now just understand them all 😂 and im a kid

  • groovylicks6
    groovylicks6 Month ago

    @7:20 she actually didn't sware it was an antique car honking.

  • Creepypasta Sage
    Creepypasta Sage Month ago

    Even I knew as a kid the part of 'pantie rade' was a bit to much for a kids show.
    So the creators didn't think of holding anything back there...

  • Rafik Djelloul
    Rafik Djelloul Month ago

    I'm not an adult and I understood all of them....

  • Jason Voorhees 80's
    Jason Voorhees 80's Month ago +1

    Originaly Spongebob is adult movie

  • Roger Molina
    Roger Molina Month ago

    In the episode called rise and shine Patrick is watching a sea anemone moving

  • GloveOfDaCartoon
    GloveOfDaCartoon Month ago

    If the balloons were a different colour it wouldnt be dirty

  • The Naysayer
    The Naysayer Month ago

    A.k.a. let's milk the fuck out of jokes that are not at all adult jokes

  • Potato hecking gaming

    Spongebob: The only show that gets funnier as you get older

  • Jessa Plessinger
    Jessa Plessinger Month ago

    Just a dirty mind of the people that made this show 😔.

  • Alex Rojas
    Alex Rojas 2 months ago

    I see adult jokes on family guy

  • LPS sparkle cake
    LPS sparkle cake 2 months ago

    Umm im 10 and I know what all of this is

  • Thoriso Molefe
    Thoriso Molefe 2 months ago

    Gay sea porn😂😂😂😂😂

  • Kallie Beasley
    Kallie Beasley 2 months ago

    Scabies aren't an adult disease. They're a mite that can pass between people by shaking hands or sitting in a chair someone with scabies used right before.

  • PointFaeez
    PointFaeez 2 months ago


  • PointFaeez
    PointFaeez 2 months ago

    I'm 13 and I sure understood it😂

  • Jonah Schwartz
    Jonah Schwartz 2 months ago

    What about the part of Chocolate with Nuts when Patrick says to sell the chocolate bars naked and sponge bob says quote “No let’s save that for real estate” clearly poking fun at certain genres of film. 😏😏😏😉

  • 9 fan 4 life
    9 fan 4 life 2 months ago

    17: Panty raid? 10: Dude, we have to do that. *10 and 17 run away laughing*

  • ReeYeet
    ReeYeet 2 months ago

    I get it im a kid

  • notma reelnam
    notma reelnam 2 months ago

    TIL scabies is an STD

  • Pastelunicorn
    Pastelunicorn 2 months ago +1

    I think in the episode New kid, Patrick, I think it's called, and Patrick said "i'd hate you even if you are me l, that's how much I hate you, that's how much I hate you". Dose that mean Patrick hates himself or am I just looking to much into it?

  • Blithe
    Blithe 2 months ago

    I see condom balloon: I click

  • J Anonymous
    J Anonymous 2 months ago

    The only two legit adult jokes in this video were the panty raid and "don't drop the soap."

  • Skye jorda
    Skye jorda 2 months ago

    Thank you watch mojo

  • Dropkick Texan
    Dropkick Texan 2 months ago

    Gary walked into the room?

  • Aly Mabee
    Aly Mabee 2 months ago

    You forgot the one when spongebob say “See You Next Tuesday ( C U Next Tuesday)”

  • Tresna Aji
    Tresna Aji 2 months ago

    I still don't know what sentence is next after "krab is a ..."

  • Patrick Marsh
    Patrick Marsh 2 months ago

    French Tickler can't be real.

  • Robby White Head
    Robby White Head 2 months ago

    The 2nd one i think they base it off the Bruce Lee movie with the guy with the claw they probably made him a tickler to make it appropriate for kids

  • Josephine Osei-Owusu
    Josephine Osei-Owusu 2 months ago

    Dirty, dirty mind

  • Gary The Turtle
    Gary The Turtle 2 months ago


  • its_jessie_babe
    its_jessie_babe 2 months ago

    How is #7 inappropriate for children?

  • gacha vanessa
    gacha vanessa 2 months ago

    My fav spongbob epesode is the sailor talk i love it becouse its funny

  • anime life
    anime life 2 months ago


  • BunnyFNBR -Leaks
    BunnyFNBR -Leaks 2 months ago +1

    Balloons looks like _________

  • whatshisface gaming
    whatshisface gaming 2 months ago

    4:40 spongebobs shoes and socks are still there

  • Its_kitten Ya!
    Its_kitten Ya! 2 months ago

    The person who narrated this obviously loves sex

  • Roro Blu
    Roro Blu 2 months ago +1

    Wait how old is Spongebob and Patrick anyways??

  • Chloe Hanks
    Chloe Hanks 2 months ago +1

    I... really need to talk to my mom.

    TMNT CZ 2 months ago

    Why Stephen Hillenburg died..

  • Chase H
    Chase H 2 months ago

    Yeah the cuss word bleep outs always had me laughing everytime I watched that episode

  • Maxine
    Maxine 2 months ago

    Most kids now understand this its 2019 lol

  • Cooper Hoff
    Cooper Hoff 2 months ago

    The first one was WAY too over exaggerated

  • Roomana Tariq
    Roomana Tariq 2 months ago

    What about 24 and 25

  • Yugoslav Solider
    Yugoslav Solider 2 months ago

    lol only adults

  • Shaiyino Mendoza
    Shaiyino Mendoza 3 months ago

    Truth is .... parents watch shows with kids also... SO they want it to be entertaining for kids and parents. There’s a lot of stuff that’s inappropriate kids are around everyday that’s where parents teaching kids right from wrong come in.

  • Shandon Ward
    Shandon Ward 3 months ago

    This was pretty stupid

  • xzrmia
    xzrmia 3 months ago

    They get away with way to much in this show

  • chiko9100
    chiko9100 3 months ago

    Its just your dirty mind

    ULTRA INSTINCT Zack 3 months ago +1

    There's no dirty jokes, You guys are dirty minded 😂

  • JREVY22
    JREVY22 3 months ago +5

    SpongeBob is gay for Patrick I think

  • SuperBlooperBoi Okay
    SuperBlooperBoi Okay 3 months ago

    All these were things from 1999

  • Spongebob Matrix
    Spongebob Matrix 3 months ago

    3:14 okay you took this one too far

  • Orion M42
    Orion M42 3 months ago

    Yeah there are some adult moments in the awsomeness of spongebob but you dont have to ruin it for the kids

  • Orion M42
    Orion M42 3 months ago

    #2 sailor talk: when Mr krabs Mother stubs her toe she, you would think she swore but it was old man jenkin's horn.

  • Orion M42
    Orion M42 3 months ago

    Yeah any one else think this narrator is just hungry for some hotdogs?

  • Devon Ladd
    Devon Ladd 3 months ago


  • Marvellous Memes
    Marvellous Memes 3 months ago

    What about when it looks like Squidward is going to hang himself but it’s a bird cage

  • Connor Roy
    Connor Roy 3 months ago

    Imagine when spongebob is flipping through the channels last he gets a hold of anime

  • Stop Motion Unicorn
    Stop Motion Unicorn 3 months ago

    Spongebob: Your genius is showing!
    Patrick: Where?

  • johnny Loud
    johnny Loud 3 months ago


  • Just_Boring_Stuff
    Just_Boring_Stuff 3 months ago

    Spongebob isn't as innocent as you think it is...

  • Virus Injector
    Virus Injector 3 months ago

    So you’re the problem for good tv shows getting cancelled.

  • TheDankKnight
    TheDankKnight 3 months ago

    I’m not an adult, i still understand these 😳

  • **Gacha_ Kitten**
    **Gacha_ Kitten** 3 months ago

    Sorry about the scabies? How is that dirty? It’s a skin disease?

  • Elizabeth Willett
    Elizabeth Willett 3 months ago


  • Sabrina angelica
    Sabrina angelica 3 months ago +1

    SpongeBob doesn't have hair or does he ?

  • Lorxy
    Lorxy 3 months ago

    What are dabloons