Bowser's military hierarchy | Unraveled

  • Опубликовано: 17 фев 2019
  • Bowser needs to organize his military or else he might be committing a war crime. Brian David Gilbert is here to help solve his hierarchy.
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  • MysShadowdragon
    MysShadowdragon 38 минут назад

    8:30 Why do me have sad in it

  • Cactus Companion
    Cactus Companion Час назад

    This is some quality content.

    ... Kirby episode when?

  • FlyAwayN0w
    FlyAwayN0w 5 часов назад

    i love your hair so much

  • Tempus Viator
    Tempus Viator 5 часов назад

    “Oh my god they’re civilians” made me giggle at work

  • Wakashirimi
    Wakashirimi 6 часов назад +1

    Wait where is the sun

  • diehounderdoggenalt
    diehounderdoggenalt 7 часов назад

    "God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished."
    Holy lore, Batman!

  • 8-Bit Bobby
    8-Bit Bobby 10 часов назад


  • X X Y
    X X Y 13 часов назад +2

    Came back for the memes, time stamps below
    2:28 “because god has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished :)”
    4:28 GALOMBA
    8:14 naming conventions
    10:25 the funny parade
    11:06 the stus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    11:50 oh my god they’re civillians
    11:30 Mario is a war criminal

  • Nerdymmermaid
    Nerdymmermaid 15 часов назад

    11:53 That closed caption is the entire show

  • Mythomay
    Mythomay День назад

    Why do piranha plant have bone in it?

  • Ethan B. R.
    Ethan B. R. День назад

    I subscribed at "Fucking T-Rex"

  • Vanitas
    Vanitas День назад

    i have to say i definitely appreciate brains apparent willingness to burst into song at literally any moment

  • Ethan Morris
    Ethan Morris День назад

    Liking for the song

  • No more Nazeem
    No more Nazeem День назад

    Are those painted fingernails?

    • Dana
      Dana 5 часов назад

      Yes. They're great. ^^

  • Alabaster1223
    Alabaster1223 День назад

    These videos have become my new special interest but I’ve already watched all of them like four times

  • nocctea
    nocctea День назад

    Can polygon like, just focus on making RU-clip videos
    Cause I never read their articles but their videos are *amazing* . They’re such good content

  • Daisy Coombs
    Daisy Coombs День назад

    look at this galoomba

  • Apocolo toth
    Apocolo toth 2 дня назад

    Obligatory edibleness in Pokemon comment...
    Food for thought: Are oddishes bolied in hot water a Vegetable-stew or a goulash?

  • Shuggie
    Shuggie 2 дня назад

    Mario Kart 8 works like socialism because the characters that are doing the worst get the best items/most help. Odyssey works like capitalism because you use others for your gain and throw them away when they're not productive anymore. Yes?

  • Eben Morrid
    Eben Morrid 2 дня назад

    The song is a bop actually

  • Cory Harbak
    Cory Harbak 3 дня назад

    Good, good. Now let's subject BDG to the damnation of having to adhere Donkey Kong Country: The Animated Series, the Donkey Kong Country video games, Donkey Kong 64, and indeed, the original Donkey Kong arcade game to a cohesive timeline. Also let's see his pairing of Candy Kong and a character of his choice with whom she doesn't share a blood relation.

  • Elise Lindsey
    Elise Lindsey 3 дня назад +3

    "This is lakitu, you may know him for picking you up in Mario kart but he actually got started doing carpet bombings" God this is great

  • A random piece of internet trash
    A random piece of internet trash 3 дня назад

    3:00 SHOTS FIRED

  • Netzach Schuman
    Netzach Schuman 3 дня назад +2

    When is the next Unraveled coming out?

  • AdamAsleep
    AdamAsleep 3 дня назад +1

    Unraveled got me to subscribe to Polygon! This video team is the best.
    I didn’t see any mention yet how amazing that smash cut was, I didn’t even notice how seamless the edit was the first time, only when I went back to read “oh no my microphone”

  • Sissel Cat
    Sissel Cat 3 дня назад +2

    >decides peewee piranha is fit to be a lieutenant
    >claims adult petey piranha does not deserve the general rank

  • Dally Boy
    Dally Boy 3 дня назад +7

    I've thought I was straight my whole life but I would non ironically jump into a romantic relationship with BDG in a heartbeat.

  • TrapsCanCreate
    TrapsCanCreate 3 дня назад

    The ending song sounds like communist propaganda to me.

  • Kevin
    Kevin 3 дня назад

    I wish I could subscribe to these videos without subscribing to all of polygon

  • 8-bit Avery
    8-bit Avery 3 дня назад

    “why do piranha plant have bone in it?” made me lose my goddamn mind

  • coykoi
    coykoi 3 дня назад

    brian you're a gem

  • Aubrey Woodward
    Aubrey Woodward 4 дня назад

    i rewatch this at least twice a week. also why is jenna so cute.

  • Alex S
    Alex S 4 дня назад +2

    Brian, please, rank all pokemon from least to most edible

  • Dr Hix
    Dr Hix 4 дня назад

    I am rewatching this weeks later, and still, the 'Stairface Ogre' bit makes me cry laughing

  • Claire Fingerhut
    Claire Fingerhut 4 дня назад

    what would the masses want to see?? ranking the doom 2016 enemies ;)

  • Benjamin Meijer
    Benjamin Meijer 4 дня назад +1

    Brian David Gilbert is a national treasure

    And so is his hairdo

  • Nathan Carstairs
    Nathan Carstairs 4 дня назад

    oh my god they're civillians

  • tinasthemeyay
    tinasthemeyay 5 дней назад

    You need to do a Metal Gear video. PLEASE!

  • Celesty
    Celesty 5 дней назад

    This is a bit random, but you are honestly really cute

  • chepelapod gaming
    chepelapod gaming 5 дней назад

    i wish there game journalism was this good...
    or good at all

  • Soup Guy
    Soup Guy 5 дней назад

    King boo is a monarch though

  • Cutie Cthulhu
    Cutie Cthulhu 5 дней назад

    How about why inkling and octolings have no nipples but have belly buttons. This is a serious question I need to know

  • Ruby Dennis
    Ruby Dennis 5 дней назад

    Brian is my favorite disney princess

  • Fierce Kitten
    Fierce Kitten 5 дней назад

    Brian David Gilbert is the ideal male

  • MrErpic
    MrErpic 5 дней назад

    And just like that, the israelo palestinian conflict came to an end. We just needed one song, thank you Brian, thank you so much

  • Erik Romero
    Erik Romero 5 дней назад


  • A. N.
    A. N. 6 дней назад

    "Oh my god, they're civilians."

  • Bear Mcbearface
    Bear Mcbearface 6 дней назад

    Can we agree that this is the only thing polygon has going for it?

  • Stephen Fickus
    Stephen Fickus 6 дней назад

    "Mario has committed at least 5 war crimes" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear

  • John Cox
    John Cox 6 дней назад

    Blaming Mario? No, he was just following orders. Orders from you, the player. You monster.

  • NimNom123
    NimNom123 6 дней назад +1

    More unraveled or we riot!

  • Dylan Andie
    Dylan Andie 6 дней назад +1

    Does bdg know that hes actually an Incredible singer

    • Dylan Andie
      Dylan Andie 3 дня назад

      Emma Schoenike OH HELL YEAH thank u for this information

    • Emma Schoenike
      Emma Schoenike 4 дня назад +2

      he's actually in a band!! it's called "the altogether" (if you search around im sure you can find some of his older stuff, like where he was in an a capella group at his college)

  • Eric Lane
    Eric Lane 6 дней назад

    I would love to see a video that explains the Resident Evil Umbrella Corporation. Like seriously, who runs that mess, why do they have so many properties? And in general, why!

  • Nessisma
    Nessisma 6 дней назад

    Good content. Good...

  • Delano Carson
    Delano Carson 6 дней назад

    I really love this video and I appreciate what it does with the categorizational system, however while Bowser does seem to match uh....not america... Based on the cultural touchstones of his kingdom in Mario Odyssey I think a different video by someone who is as equally insane of a person as I am could define him much more as a shogunate warlord and extrapolate his rankings from there? Idk, it could also be a flash in the pan statement for Odyssey with no real staying power but who knows. You could also define his system by a medieval system of Knights and fealty oaths given his penchant for dungeon and castle levels.

  • Mason Weaver
    Mason Weaver 6 дней назад

    so BDG grew his hair out just for the singing bit so he could be like John Lennon?

  • Blank Burr
    Blank Burr 6 дней назад

    I would just like to mention that Mario by definition can not commit war crimes because he is a civilian, and therefore cannot be a war criminal

    • hudson serrit
      hudson serrit 3 дня назад

      Blank Burr actually he’s fighting a military force so he could be an enemy combatant. he also works for a monarch

  • Magical Midget Pete
    Magical Midget Pete 6 дней назад

    OKAY BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT NOT ALL OF THE ENEMIES IN THE GAME ARE BOWSERS. Pokeys for example are just naturally aggressive creatures in the world and don’t serve under bowser

  • Becca Paintmore
    Becca Paintmore 6 дней назад

    For next, how about how much damage Lara Croft has done to archaeological sites/artefacts?
    As always, love the BDG energy

  • BaeCat
    BaeCat 6 дней назад

    I made it through the whole video and then “but baby Mario gave the order” broke me

  • Funkeytown
    Funkeytown 7 дней назад

    I long for the next Brian David Gilbert video

  • thepsychoflamer
    thepsychoflamer 7 дней назад

    I lost it when he was talking about Pirhana Pete's dad taking a bullet for Bowser in the Korean War

  • wolfman571
    wolfman571 7 дней назад

    Did you just casually imply that Bowser supplied troops for the Korean War? Who was he supporting?!

  • Shiiazu
    Shiiazu 7 дней назад

    10:22 to 10:48 is glorious XD

  • Tarponpet Secord
    Tarponpet Secord 7 дней назад

    He... he forgot Koopas...

  • David
    David 7 дней назад

    I have loved watching this mans hair journey these past few months

  • elif girici
    elif girici 7 дней назад

    I need this song in spotify

  • Fayetal Attraction
    Fayetal Attraction 7 дней назад

    don't want to waste paper? blend that shit up coarse with some water(maybe add a little food dye), spread it out in a layer, relatively thick, cover, compress and let dry and boom, you have the cover to a homemade note/scrap book

  • Thomas Bohlen
    Thomas Bohlen 7 дней назад

    Y’all I miss Brian’s personal channel and I somehow missed that he’s here now??? Idk man but now I’m REAL excited.

  • Katie
    Katie 7 дней назад

    For the next one, can you please find the top most improbable placement for the hint coins the the professor Layton series?
    Thank you,

  • Cat Crupi
    Cat Crupi 8 дней назад

    Video idea: Rating fantasy game worlds like they are time shares. What worlds have the best amenities, when are the best times to visit, etc.

  • Jesse Springer
    Jesse Springer 8 дней назад

    You mean colonel Fishy Boopkins

  • labramusic
    labramusic 8 дней назад


  • Jayden Farmer
    Jayden Farmer 8 дней назад +2

    Can we please mention Princess Peach's Dictator like Monarchy

  • egotistical egg
    egotistical egg 8 дней назад

    Mario in oddysy wouldn’t stand a fucking chance against that monkey basterd

  • egotistical egg
    egotistical egg 8 дней назад

    Stardew valley broke the Geneva conventions so technically the creators are war criminals

    • Dana
      Dana 4 часа назад

      It was just over the Red Cross symbol, but when it first came to light "Stardew Valley broke the Geneva convention" I lost it.

  • Aaron Manning
    Aaron Manning 8 дней назад

    Do an unraveled on which Kirby enemy tastes the best

  • Felix Roux
    Felix Roux 8 дней назад

    2:21 i love Super Mario World *3*

  • serz
    serz 8 дней назад

    Pokemon from most to least edible please

  • Michael Sampson
    Michael Sampson 9 дней назад +12

    12:31 somewhere in the world, MattPat sheds a tear because finally, someone understands.

  • issamarie.e .e
    issamarie.e .e 9 дней назад

    8:34 and so on is a masterpiece

  • Zombie _Reagan
    Zombie _Reagan 9 дней назад +5


  • lailedcat
    lailedcat 9 дней назад

    I spent the entire first eleven and a half minutes outraged that the Stus had not yet appeared

  • Jay
    Jay 9 дней назад

    "Is a living bowser, wet bowser?" I almost spat my soda

  • Eloise Knuckey
    Eloise Knuckey 10 дней назад

    why is the singing so good

  • Andrew Choate
    Andrew Choate 10 дней назад +1

    try to do the same thing you did with the LOZ timeline, but with the "Xeno-" timeline. so any game that starts with "Xeno-" falls into this catagory. plz listen to me, senpai. : (

  • Ryan Strong
    Ryan Strong 10 дней назад +1

    Rank all the Personas from the persona series...
    I don't know how, but I need to see your reaction to Mara

    • Thomas Corley
      Thomas Corley 8 дней назад

      Oh my God please yes, and just to let you know that would be the Megami Tensei series :)

  • thestormsoutside
    thestormsoutside 10 дней назад

    I was TERRIFIED of the Super Mario 64 Unagi as a child. Don't even get me started.

  • WaddleDee105
    WaddleDee105 10 дней назад

    I'm glad you acknowledged the Stu's.

  • Daniel Escoz
    Daniel Escoz 10 дней назад

    2:20 anybody else notice Super Mario Land 3: 6 golden Coins???

  • Shelby Smith
    Shelby Smith 10 дней назад

    I love these videos! What I really need to see is something Kirby related though! Maybe rank all the Kirby powers from least to most useful... or rank all of the all of the bosses that Kirby has had to face from least to most dangerous

  • ding deldoggo
    ding deldoggo 10 дней назад +2

    I want this man to spend 3 weeks understanding sburb and the full homestuck set of timelines.

    we're dead anyways :d

    • Dana
      Dana 4 часа назад

      "Unraveled goes on a quest to find Hiveswap Act 2."

  • Nasser
    Nasser 10 дней назад

    Do something with enter the Gungeon's bullet people!

    and maybe the guns

  • Benjamin Lipson
    Benjamin Lipson 10 дней назад

    Do the story of fire emblem!!

  • Trace Signs
    Trace Signs 10 дней назад

    I'm sure it's been said b u t
    this is more like Mario as a CIA death squad slaughtering civilians to manipulate a foreign regime unpopular in the Mushroom Kingdom
    see Chapo 287 2/11/2019 for context if you don't think the Mushroom Kingdom would ever sacrifice endless lives to break the back of the people's support for communism

  • Outlaw Ronin
    Outlaw Ronin 10 дней назад

    MORE! MORE!!

  • Parker Payne
    Parker Payne 10 дней назад

    10:23 has to be my favorite section of this video omg

  • Nate Dobson
    Nate Dobson 11 дней назад

    Welcome to Breadtube, Polygon. It's a pleasure to have you here.

  • Cameron Schultz
    Cameron Schultz 11 дней назад +1

    This is just a good version of game theory 🐸☕️

  • Retrofitted Sunshine
    Retrofitted Sunshine 11 дней назад

    11:54 omg they're civilians