Master Chief Doesn't Want to Die

  • Published on Mar 14, 2016
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    Music composed by Casey Edwards, with some fancy schmancy singing by Cliff Lloret.
    Master Chief played by Jake Watson, the soldier played by Rebekah Dean
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Comments • 2 749

  • Lord Lucifer
    Lord Lucifer Day ago

    That elite laugh lol

  • Blink Don't
    Blink Don't 5 days ago

    Chef ;-; best anime character ever

  • GoldenFreddy410
    GoldenFreddy410 5 days ago

    Does anyone realize spartan lock

  • Glubbie
    Glubbie 8 days ago

    That face tho

  • Gamma 9
    Gamma 9 10 days ago

    She does realize the spartan 2s were kidnapped as six year olds than turned into a killing machine making it a more violent take on the movie Big

  • Deadly Warriors
    Deadly Warriors 13 days ago

    This video is too stupid.. we are killers for gods sake...

  • MasterChief 0115
    MasterChief 0115 15 days ago

    That chief voice though

  • Mike mor vlogz
    Mike mor vlogz 17 days ago

    The beginning was so good until that plasma grenade got stuck on his head -_-

  • Charles Van Noland
    Charles Van Noland 24 days ago


  • Eric Swansboro
    Eric Swansboro 26 days ago

    Were it so easy

  • Masterchief 1
    Masterchief 1 27 days ago

    No I dont want to die

  • spoopy Pastor
    spoopy Pastor Month ago

    wat if this was a ad

  • FoxGaming570
    FoxGaming570 Month ago +1

    He did a lot of things in 3-4 secs

  • The Dabbing Unicorn

    I know chief face

  • The Dabbing Unicorn

    I know vhief face

  • Colby Kenneth Stein
    Colby Kenneth Stein Month ago +2

    master chief full fucked dat bitch

  • Jurones II
    Jurones II Month ago


  • Puppy Puppington
    Puppy Puppington Month ago

    Lol it alt ending: another helmet just, like in the original halo hehe

  • X I I
    X I I Month ago

    B R U H🗿🗿🗿

  • pup lord at minecraft

    i was

  • Donald Lee
    Donald Lee Month ago


  • Specter
    Specter Month ago

    -just take the helmet off-

  • Altruce
    Altruce 2 months ago

    Sadly he died... in the line of duty No he is not a Spartan, Not a Warrior not even a Soldier... He is a Hero a true one god bless you John-117 I don't want you to get replaced by Jerome-092

  • Slav Or Nothing
    Slav Or Nothing 2 months ago

    just put the helmet under water

  • United Republics of Earth

    She went after she saw his face: fuck this shit I'm out!

  • sikeli sevudredre
    sikeli sevudredre 3 months ago


  • sikeli sevudredre
    sikeli sevudredre 3 months ago

    Chief could just take off the helmet and live

  • Chris Vasquez
    Chris Vasquez 3 months ago

    Longest three seconds ever lol

  • TheGamer Bros
    TheGamer Bros 3 months ago

    So chief can't just throw his helmet at the guy that threw the grenade at him

  • zigzagcape
    zigzagcape 3 months ago

    Now I know why they never showed his face

  • City Of Schertz
    City Of Schertz 3 months ago

    I just told the next video don't you see that that what the heck OK circus I'm your biggest fan well isn't is the biggest youtuber no world and I'm the also I love you and chips and of nothing O just what sort in a jam here and sport snow

  • Leonidas Henriksen Asvestas

    Master chief has a shield

  • Manish Sharma
    Manish Sharma 3 months ago


  • Legend Beginner
    Legend Beginner 3 months ago

    What the heck he got took off the mask?

  • Default
    Default 3 months ago

    Don't worry, he will take of his helmet and have a new one.

  • Asger
    Asger 3 months ago

    Guys it’s supposed to mean that he got a tumor

  • Chris Scott
    Chris Scott 4 months ago

    Well on the bright side he makes a nice glow stick.

  • Krazy Jay
    Krazy Jay 4 months ago

    You know... I never got that if those are sticky, how can you throw them?

    • Black Jack 720
      Black Jack 720 4 months ago

      It is supposed to get hotter and hotter after you activate and launch them, so it's hot enough to get sticky the moment it touches the objetive

  • IronVigilance
    IronVigilance 4 months ago

    Ah nice. She has Mechanix Breacher Gloves

  • xXRetro GameXx
    xXRetro GameXx 4 months ago

    Why was the assualt riffle a 3 burst what the :

  • BrenGamer
    BrenGamer 4 months ago

    That’s so sad

  • Mr Chief
    Mr Chief 4 months ago

    That "Wort, wort, wort" in the end tho...

  • TNovix
    TNovix 4 months ago

    Would have been better if he said "You have 3...4...3 seconds to live"

  • Raggeird 076
    Raggeird 076 4 months ago

    And he doesnt just take off the helmet why?

    Also, that was a pretty long three to four seconds.

  • The Clone Marine
    The Clone Marine 4 months ago +2

    She said that to me once... About being a machine

  • Iceshard 77
    Iceshard 77 4 months ago

    Is it a spider? Get it off!

  • Rakvalen Sypher
    Rakvalen Sypher 4 months ago

    10 days of bucket listing later

  • Djjoe 2000
    Djjoe 2000 4 months ago


  • Emily Smith
    Emily Smith 4 months ago

    if Chief didn't want to die so bad why didn't he jump into ocean or lake

  • NovusBow
    NovusBow 4 months ago

    Master Chief looks onwards as the love of his life leaves, pulling off the helmet that she had so rudely put back on his head, he tears off his hideous, disgusting mask to reveal a second helmet beneath. "This comment is cringe." he whispers to himself as he walks away, glad that he can finally move on.

  • -not-shiba
    -not-shiba 5 months ago

    Why dont you throw the helmet away?

  • Sunbeam
    Sunbeam 5 months ago

    This is stupid


    R.I.P cheif

  • Probe Bot
    Probe Bot 5 months ago

    Oh that's why he might want to die

  • Probe Bot
    Probe Bot 5 months ago

    Why would chief want to die

  • Mr mans
    Mr mans 5 months ago

    Hey I’m pretty sure master chief doesn’t have one eye that’s bigger than the other like if he’s a super soldier he should be able to see right?

  • Laura Murphy
    Laura Murphy 5 months ago

    That was a disgusting face under the helmet

  • Laura Murphy
    Laura Murphy 5 months ago

    The kiss is disgusting

  • Samantha Zamora-Ortiz
    Samantha Zamora-Ortiz 5 months ago +1

    It's sans

  • Tactical SpringRoll
    Tactical SpringRoll 5 months ago

    That song needs to be published lord.

  • violet willson
    violet willson 5 months ago

    fuk you

  • Ultraviolet 134
    Ultraviolet 134 5 months ago

    Just take off ur helmet...

  • William Brown
    William Brown 5 months ago

    Master Chief dies in Halo six so sad

  • William Brown
    William Brown 5 months ago

    I like Halo

  • Luke Bullimore
    Luke Bullimore 5 months ago

    She's pretty hot tho

  • Wrestling Beaver
    Wrestling Beaver 5 months ago

    Master chief is marshmello’s brother

  • 7Poke FoX7
    7Poke FoX7 5 months ago

    Just take off the helmet and get another one ?

  • big mack
    big mack 5 months ago

    Oh it may just take down his shield or he well die

  • Ian Baker
    Ian Baker 5 months ago


  • Suelene Hagen
    Suelene Hagen 5 months ago

    Could’ve taken off the helmet

  • Blukaszyk blukaszyk
    Blukaszyk blukaszyk 5 months ago


  • Blake Banda
    Blake Banda 5 months ago

    Is it weird that this kinda made me want to cry?

    MIGZ GAMING 5 months ago


    MIGZ GAMING 5 months ago

    You have 3 or 4 seconds to live and after 10 sec still didn't die and the doctor said that if u have some bucket list do it now

    XD 😂😂😂😂

  • Frank Stephens
    Frank Stephens 6 months ago

    just your average *halo CE grenade*

  • ELITE-DELTA -117
    ELITE-DELTA -117 6 months ago

    Basically my grenades when I try to kill the other team.

  • The Andermany
    The Andermany 6 months ago

    What about Cortana

  • Noot Noot Wants Noose Noose

    This is it chief

  • Princess Leia Organa
    Princess Leia Organa 6 months ago

    Master Chief we need to talk

    RYAN GAS MASK 7 months ago

    Bad ending

  • Zacimus Prime
    Zacimus Prime 7 months ago +1

    I remember this funny ass video😂😂😂!!!

  • Monorom K
    Monorom K 7 months ago

    😂 out comes the ugly face 😂

  • wacky iowa
    wacky iowa 7 months ago

    The issues of being a protagonists... can’t ever remove your helmets.

  • Melbourne Meliodas
    Melbourne Meliodas 7 months ago +1

    Where the fuck is the definition of "4 seconds"

  • Melbourne Meliodas
    Melbourne Meliodas 7 months ago +1

    I was trying to find this video after watching movie cutscenes of 1,2,3,4, and 5. It was reminiscing.

  • derpyVfazbearX 6
    derpyVfazbearX 6 7 months ago

    Wow that was harsh

  • Constant
    Constant 8 months ago

    Original music

  • Lion Löwen
    Lion Löwen 8 months ago

    ... what??

  • Travotski
    Travotski 8 months ago

    I thought the title states "master chef"

  • Retro_anime
    Retro_anime 8 months ago

    Lol 😂his face

  • Jailer
    Jailer 8 months ago

    One of the worsts charecters (my opinion)

  • Annatar Aulendil Artano

    Thats what genetic enhancement do to ya

  • Thomas Bangalter
    Thomas Bangalter 8 months ago

    That armor is the gta 5 armor lol

  • oranjuice
    oranjuice 8 months ago

    Dont stay by your teammates when a plasma grenade hits you

  • Murder Or Myrder
    Murder Or Myrder 8 months ago


  • Luke Hahn
    Luke Hahn 9 months ago

    Take your helmet off chief!

  • wj tang
    wj tang 9 months ago

    Can you take off your helmet?
    Edited: Oh. What a face

  • Devon Chow
    Devon Chow 10 months ago

    How did yo asses not get shot at McArthur Park lmao

  • 8 YOZ
    8 YOZ 10 months ago

    He should've just taken his Helmet off, ditch It In a Ravine or something and ask the UNSC to make another for him.