2018 Best Worst and Blandest (Zero Punctuation)

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2019
  • This week Yahtzee reviews the most notable games of 2018.
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  • Colleywoodstudios
    Colleywoodstudios 2 часа назад

    The fart noises made me laugh harder than I'm proud to admit

  • British Menace
    British Menace 3 часа назад

    Fangirl I may be, but I am genuinely surprised that he didn't even mention Frostpunk, considering it's been plastered pretty much everywhere since April.

  • Playlister
    Playlister 4 часа назад

    i mean, I LiKeD dEtRoiT bEcoMe hUmaN but whatever lol

  • legion999
    legion999 6 часов назад

    MG Survive is here? Yahtzee gave it lukewarm praise and now it's 3rd worst?

    • SicParvisMagna123
      SicParvisMagna123 5 часов назад

      He said in the review that at best it's "occasionally not boring". That still sounds negative enough to be 3rd worst to me.

  • Charlie Raspin
    Charlie Raspin 6 часов назад

    "It was a struggle to pick a whole five good games from this year!"
    Celeste
    Dragonball FighterZ
    Monster Hunter World
    A Way Out
    God of War 4
    Banner Saga 3
    Death's Gambit
    Guacamelee 2
    Hero Academia: One's Justice
    The Messenger
    Life is Strange 2
    Spider-Man
    Red Dead Redemption 2
    Owlboy
    Into the Breach
    Return of the Obra Dinn
    Vermintide 2
    Witch and the Hundred Knight 2
    Yakuza 6
    Blazblue: Cross Tag Battle
    Onrush
    Octopath Traveler
    Super Smash Bros Ultimate
    Cultist Simulator
    Yoku's Island Express
    Frostpunk
    Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon
    Soul Calibur 6
    Deltarune
    Tetris Effect
    Hades
    The Forest
    Deracine
    Hitman 2

    • SicParvisMagna123
      SicParvisMagna123 5 часов назад

      Except he only includes games that he's actually reviewed...

  • Greg Morris
    Greg Morris 7 часов назад

    HEY FIrefly is amazing, I can understand if it's not for you but that comparison... makes me sad on the inside ) ' : also watch Serenity, it's actually a worthy followup

  • Dark Zentai
    Dark Zentai 8 часов назад

    Preferred god of war to Spider-Man myself.

  • LordofBays
    LordofBays 10 часов назад

    Okay, that last line was worth it.

  • Jordan Joestar
    Jordan Joestar 12 часов назад

    Don't think anybody here even heard of Hunt or Conan outside of Yahtzee or browsing steam upcoming games you'll never play. Really surprised Yahtzee put Spider-man on the "best" list after shitting all over it for it being [duh] just an arkham game with webslinging, more QTE, and shinier graphics for casual scumbags who don't care to play anything unique...

  • Ducky Man
    Ducky Man 14 часов назад

    Was DayZ standalone a 2018 title?

  • M7MD _G
    M7MD _G 15 часов назад

    there are limits of creativity ....don't you know??

  • Fuzzy Duo
    Fuzzy Duo 15 часов назад +1

    You put Detroit on the worst list!?
    Well your opinion is officially worthless now.

  • John Boyer
    John Boyer 18 часов назад

    For The Past Few Years I've Known About You, I Used To Truly Enjoy Your Consistency && The Amount Of Bluntness You Use. Now You Really Just Sounds Like A Fucking Neckbeard Who Hates Basically Every Popular Game. Oh But On The Contrary, Spider-Man Made It On Your Best List? Fuck Off You Shit Shoveler. Never Unsubscribed So Fast

  • Blair Johnson
    Blair Johnson 19 часов назад

    Subnautica has been in the general top 15 best games of the year list for the last, like, three years...
    And here's to this year

  • Jacob Slater
    Jacob Slater 19 часов назад

    Yahtzee you should review GRIS, it is a great game that you are sure to love.

  • HopOnTheHype
    HopOnTheHype 20 часов назад

    The hell you talking about? 2018 was stacked with stuff like Yakuza 6 and Kiwami, Ni no Kuni 2, Vampyr, The Banner Saga 3, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Crossing Souls, Overcooked 2, Sprint Vector, Astro Bot, Bow to Blood, The Persistance, etc etc.
    Detroit: Become Human was pretty solid, not sure how you went with that with the genuine trash this year.

    • HopOnTheHype
      HopOnTheHype 3 часа назад

      +SicParvisMagna123 Then he shouldn't complain about the year and go "I haven't played many good games that came out this year"

    • SicParvisMagna123
      SicParvisMagna123 5 часов назад

      Yeah but he only includes games he's actually reviewed.

  • lealdoandrade
    lealdoandrade День назад

    How come Celeste wasn't reviewed??

  • alaster boneman
    alaster boneman День назад

    gods metal gear surive came out in 2018 holy balls how is it a year feels like it lasts several

  • ma3lstr0m5t0rm
    ma3lstr0m5t0rm День назад

    Honestly surprised that Star Control is on here considering it's been DMCA'd and likely won't ever be put up for sale again.

  • Yung Children
    Yung Children День назад

    0:37 dsaf3?

  • cannonfodder4000
    cannonfodder4000 День назад

    The retarded subtitles give away the games before he says them

  • Enrico Marelli
    Enrico Marelli День назад

    Why does Yahtzee always put "r"s after "a"s? Like at 2.54, when he says "ideaR"? Am I the only one who notices it?

  • Głïtčhęd x 3d
    Głïtčhęd x 3d День назад

    Maybe if you included more pictures of dicks, vaginas, and literal shit with fart noises it would be appealing to immature teenagers?

  • Głïtčhęd x 3d
    Głïtčhęd x 3d День назад

    Your content is just as garbage filled as your animations.

  • L N/A
    L N/A День назад

    Why the fuck was i unsubscribed to the escapist

  • 2DANK2SPANK
    2DANK2SPANK День назад

    Smash is bad but not for all the reasons you listed. Too many flashy lights and requires tight controls? Shit I bet you'd really hate any other fighter.

  • Felix the Fox
    Felix the Fox День назад

    As soon you said David Cage I started screaming no, because I love DBH.

  • Jareth Fake
    Jareth Fake День назад

    I just looked at amazon and then saw your new book at 16. Way to go Yahtzee!

  • Garrett Shmerett
    Garrett Shmerett День назад

    Fuck yeah Obra Dinn #1!
    Celeste is my #2 though.

  • DroTheHater
    DroTheHater День назад

    At least theres Crackdown 3 maybe Cyberpunk and the latest same game of COD announcement

  • PJbottoms
    PJbottoms 2 дня назад

    Spider-Man sucks. There, someone said it. It's a super generic open-world game that has been done 1,000 times before with an added swinging mechanic. Know what might have made it good? Actually being able to fight Spider-man villains instead of some made up one with the same generic masked henchman throughout 90% of the game as you repeat the same missions over and over. Let's not get started on those god awful Mary Jane missions.
    Also Yahtzee apparently never played Crying is Not Enough. At least Freeman functioned as a game somewhat.

    • SicParvisMagna123
      SicParvisMagna123 5 часов назад

      Mr. Negative was created in 2007 you know...

  • Joe McGregor
    Joe McGregor 2 дня назад

    I’m a little surprised that Attack on Titan 2 or Ghost of a Tale weren’t number 5 on the best list. Also, we happy few is really bad, but I thought for sure that the impatient was going to take that spot...

  • LinkEX Dentetsu
    LinkEX Dentetsu 2 дня назад

    What's worst HDTF or E.T:?
    It's Persona 3 Dancing Moonlight.

  • Dee Jaay
    Dee Jaay 2 дня назад

    how hard he tries to bring up games nobody cares about

  • Nathaniel Williams
    Nathaniel Williams 2 дня назад

    4:47 I'm willing to bet that a good proportion of those dislikes are from angry Firefly fans, who have been pissed off about its cancellation for over 15 years now and are constantly looking for any available outlet to vent their rage about this. I say this as a Firefly fan who is glad it didn't get the opportunity to become completely shit as most TV shows eventually end up after too many seasons of relentless corporate milking.

  • KaptenN
    KaptenN 2 дня назад

    I haven't been watching Zero Punctuation in a long time, but it makes me happy that the intro hasn't changed at all. :)

  • Griff
    Griff 2 дня назад

    I like how he mentioned building animal houses in Conan Exiles because that's a relatively new thing you can do. It implies that Yahtzee still plays it from time to time.

  • RussianGuyovich
    RussianGuyovich 2 дня назад

    Review Lisa if you liked Undertail

  • Felix Newhouse
    Felix Newhouse 2 дня назад

    FUCK

  • Kevin Dodd
    Kevin Dodd 2 дня назад

    1:17 in your *what*? You might want to see a doctor about that.

  • John Ryan
    John Ryan 2 дня назад

    Your videos are great. But good lord. FUCK THAT INTRO.

  • NoPenguinsOnKharak
    NoPenguinsOnKharak 2 дня назад

    Thank youtube for recommendations. I wish there was a way to subscribe just to zp, but since it's impossible I'm not subscribed at all.

    • NoPenguinsOnKharak
      NoPenguinsOnKharak 4 часа назад

      +SicParvisMagna123 Thanks for the advice.

    • SicParvisMagna123
      SicParvisMagna123 5 часов назад

      Just watch them a week earlier on the Escapist website. Plus you get a funny end credits sequence.

  • Goat?Goat.
    Goat?Goat. 2 дня назад

    While i can comprehend presented feces while eating a snickers as at least the texture fits, i do feel uncomfortable eating mini corn sticks as my subconsciousness tells me something went wrong with the linked digestion system.

  • Ezequiel Acosta
    Ezequiel Acosta 2 дня назад

    MGS is slightly more fun than Fallout, plus Bethesda lied about its product and fucked up left and right on its "apologies"

  • Will Lannin
    Will Lannin 2 дня назад

    "Fuck man, what else is there to say?" Bojack Horseman reference from yahtzee maybe ?

  • Uberdog
    Uberdog 2 дня назад

    How is a way out, a game that is based entirely around split screen, using it to the fullest extent, bland? Every streamer I watched said it made for one of the most unique gaming experience, and given how rare the concept is, that's not aurprising, makng the placement here completely unfounded.

  • Carl
    Carl 2 дня назад

    Shit down the piss shit.

  • Giovanni Magnus
    Giovanni Magnus 2 дня назад

    Hunt Down the Freeman was most definitely the worst game of the year, because it made Yahtzee question his life choices and get introspective. No game before has done that.

  • Spynmaster
    Spynmaster 2 дня назад

    *shamelessly puts Moonlighter on wish list*

  • Kratos Olympuslayer
    Kratos Olympuslayer 2 дня назад

    It's kind of funny that even the new god of war is not in any of these lists, it is still everywhere in this video. I guess Yahtzee must have a complex feeling about this game, since he doesn't like this game personally ( so of course it is not in his best list), but it is not in the worst or blandest list either. If Yahtzee really hate this game so much, I think that he can just not mention the new god of war in this video at all.
    Plus, I actually like how Yahtzee uses the new god of war as the typical example of a triple-A game, because it is good AND TYPICAL. Like the very first god of war, the new god of war is a good game indeed, but the big difference is that it has less designs and ideas that coming from SM studio itself or groundbreaking to the game market, comparing with gow 1. Despite its quality and its legacy that inherited from old franchise, when playing new god of war, we can see lots of designs that have already been used in many other triple-A games before and proved to be successful and popular; I think that's why Yahtzee uses the picture of god of war when he mentions triple-A games.
    Nothing wrong about that, though, since the new God of war is still a good game, and I, for one, have witnessed the struggle and pressure that god of war franchise and SM studio went through in the past few years. Under such circumstance, it is smart to reboot god of war with a safe approach. It's just a little shameful that you can no longer simply being you; god of war has to sacrifice and compromise to survive.
    Still, god of war franchise is lucky, since it does reboot successfully due to most reviews and sale number (unlike some other old and classic franchises which suffer or even simply die. For example, Heroes of Might and Magic), and it has so much legacy from the old works to help itself. I just wish that Cory Barlog, reviewers and gamers stop describing the new god of war as having brand new design, revolutionary, sth that never seen before, having much better plot than the old games, or perfect, because the new god of war is none of these. The new god of war has some issues (camera view being one of its biggest problems, as already mentioned by Yahtzee), is far from revolutionary on game design and to current game market, and still needs tons of work to do if the new stories try to surpass the old ones --------- it always bother me that people keep misunderstanding or even ignoring how good the old gows' plot is, and exaggerate the new gow's father-son adventure as the best game plot even, etc. Yes, the method and camera view that new god of war uses to display the story is refreshing (at least comparing to the old gow's), but it's different from and not enough to judge how good the plot actually is. Anyone who has deeply involved into the old gows would be able to know that Kratos' story, as well as his character, is so much, so much more than the laughable stereotype of a piece of muscle wielding two chain blades.

  • BladeBlur
    BladeBlur 2 дня назад

    Indie Hipster Ahoy!

  • flashclynes
    flashclynes 2 дня назад

    Downthumb for the toilet visual.

  • Antesha V.
    Antesha V. 3 дня назад

    Absolutely beautiful work

  • Dard 151
    Dard 151 3 дня назад

    The will bring Sekiro and that is good (still dont preorder though)

  • Jacob
    Jacob 3 дня назад

    Metal Gear Survive was a ton of fun :(

  • Carlos Escudero
    Carlos Escudero 3 дня назад

    Lol, metal gear survive, as a game, was solid. These reviewers cant put politics and emotions aside.

  • Robert R
    Robert R 3 дня назад

    How is shitting in a toilet worse than shitting around it?

  • Linda Niemkiewicz
    Linda Niemkiewicz 3 дня назад

    Is this guy still doing this ??

  • Darth1Marik
    Darth1Marik 3 дня назад

    I take it he doesn't like Super Smash Bros? To which isn't Smash Bros Ultimate a 2018 game?

  • Roggi
    Roggi 3 дня назад

    Wow man, how can you not like Firefly?

  • Neon The Gym Brony
    Neon The Gym Brony 3 дня назад

    I always like these...

  • Jeanette Hansen
    Jeanette Hansen 3 дня назад

    I'm just glad I'm not alone in thinking Smash is overrated..... I genuinely do not see the appeal of a fighter with LITERALLY EVERYONE in and it's not even all of the *good* characters from a franchise...

    • StaticShock42
      StaticShock42 2 дня назад

      It's really simple. People will always be upset that someone gets cut in the next game so bringing everyone back means everyone's favorite characters will return since pretty much everyone likes at least 1 character.

  • BigHailFan
    BigHailFan 3 дня назад

    yahtzee dislikes smash, octopath, RdR2, and GoW? And people say he's a contrarian.~

  • Shrek's Cringe Compilation
    Shrek's Cringe Compilation 3 дня назад

    You now realize there are people out there that think asscreed is a great game
    You now realize somehow yahtzee is still buying and playing asscreed in 2018
    serious question yahtzee. how? Asscreed ONE made me straight up CRY as a child I hated it so much. It looked so cool and good and yet was an abysmal game. I was 12. How can a grown man play it?

  • Dan
    Dan 3 дня назад

    Wow, RU-clip just auto-played into an episode of Zero Punctuation, I've been a fan of Yahtzee's for years, well done RU-clip. (Y)

  • Æxitium
    Æxitium 3 дня назад

    Fuck.

  • Christopher Dibbs
    Christopher Dibbs 3 дня назад

    I mean... At least Detroit: Become Human isn't #1 worst...
    And at least Subnautica is 2nd best...

  • Misaki Grim
    Misaki Grim 3 дня назад

    Yahtzee should write a book

  • Lars0n
    Lars0n 3 дня назад

    Thanks to Yahtzee, Return of the Obra Dinn is now on my wishlist!

    • Lars0n
      Lars0n 3 дня назад

      +SicParvisMagna123 I can get a pretty good idea of what it's like based on Steam store's description and trailer. I personally enjoy story-driven and logic-based adventure games, I just haven't played that many of them...

    • SicParvisMagna123
      SicParvisMagna123 3 дня назад

      Do you know what it's like? I'm not saying it's bad, but the whole premise just doesn't appeal to me personally.

  • Buggy Bugson
    Buggy Bugson 3 дня назад

    I like Quantic Dream games.

  • John Sutton
    John Sutton 3 дня назад

    Interesting that he comments about liking when science fiction can be silly but then mentions that he didn't like Firefly.

  • mryupjup
    mryupjup 3 дня назад

    I dissagree about a way out being worthy of blandest. Its was super unique in its mp mechanics that it pulls out of its ass and was fun for it.

  • GameKeeper28
    GameKeeper28 3 дня назад

    I can understand him hating most of the games he reviews, but how can anyone hate Joss Whedon's Firefly?

  • auradragon
    auradragon 3 дня назад +1

    Subnautica, most overrated game! THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE BOUGHT THAT SHIT IS BECAUSE THEY LIED ABOUT ADDING MULTIPLAYER.

  • AkiRa22084
    AkiRa22084 3 дня назад

    Who wrote the subtitles(CC)? Why would you spoil every entry?! What is wrong with you?!

  • Rattles McSpookston
    Rattles McSpookston 3 дня назад

    Fuck you it’s January

  • Oliver Pearce
    Oliver Pearce 3 дня назад

    You gonna play subnautica 2 when it comes out?

  • Roy Gonzalez
    Roy Gonzalez 3 дня назад

    Yahtzee is the pinnacle of a smug, contrarian, insufferable, cynical cunt, yet I can’t help watching his videos

  • lowrider993
    lowrider993 3 дня назад

    OMFG FINALLY I NEW VIDEO!

  • FatAlbert1020
    FatAlbert1020 3 дня назад +1

    God damn it that fart sound got me all 5 times

  • Luxai
    Luxai 3 дня назад

    I unironically had fun with Metal Gear Survive. And before you go crazy about that, I also had fun with a lot of mainstream games, like Starcraft, The Forest, Sonic Mania, Warframe, Subnautica, Supreme Commander, Dark Souls, etc, so no, my taste is not shit, not in survival games or otherwise. I just happen to like a game that other people don't, and we can't have that in this day and age, can we? Nooo, fit our broad perspective or go kermit suicide, weeeh!

  • Fool's Slick and Folly's Fortune
    Fool's Slick and Folly's Fortune 3 дня назад

    man I really wanted to like moonliter but the combat was just so eehhhhh

  • Scurvys Second Mate
    Scurvys Second Mate 3 дня назад

    I’m getting tired of all these indie platformer pixel things. Shovel knight was pretty cool, liked that, but now everybody is trying to do the same thing but with far less mechanics.

  • Justin Hurowitz
    Justin Hurowitz 3 дня назад

    Play Celeste you coward

  • BigHailFan
    BigHailFan 3 дня назад

    Did Smash Bros. run over his dog?

  • ChefAllez
    ChefAllez 3 дня назад

    Subnautica was my #1 best game!

  • zachanikwano
    zachanikwano 3 дня назад

    WHAT OBRA DINN FINALLY RELEASED HOW DID I MISS THAT

  • Jeff Muehlbauer
    Jeff Muehlbauer 3 дня назад

    Yahtzee, I'm not a certified ballsologist, but I am quite certain that having piss in your balls is not a desirable state of affairs. You may want to consider reducing your consumption of Male Enhancement Pills until that clears up.

  • DarkCT
    DarkCT 3 дня назад

    metal gear survive over Fallout 76? the feth?
    Conan exiles as blandest... i can say im glad it's not on the shit list. but that Hunt down the freeman though. yeaaaah.
    I can't effectively do these lists, because i tend to get games a year after release anyway. heck, im drawing a blank on games i played last year i can say i liked with enthusiasm emotion that actually came out then.

  • Vassili Dario
    Vassili Dario 3 дня назад

    1:17 You heard it here folks! Pee IS stored in the balls!

  • mjc0961
    mjc0961 3 дня назад

    I enjoyed Detroit enough while playing it, but as soon as I finished once, I considered replaying a few bits for alternate choices/endings for a day and then promptly forgot about it.
    And it was this week. I finished it January 6 and stopped thinking about it on January 8. And wouldn't have thought about it again if not for this video.
    (For future context, it's January 11 when I'm posting this)

  • Cheef Bief
    Cheef Bief 3 дня назад

    What’s the song at 0:39?

  • Daniel Hale
    Daniel Hale 4 дня назад

    Yahtzee still hates Smash Bros, but much to his chagrin, Smash Bros loves him.

  • Yuri Frixell
    Yuri Frixell 4 дня назад

    Hey Yahtzee, I'll recommend Tales of Vesperia so you have an excuse to put off Smash for another week

  • 24fretsoffury
    24fretsoffury 4 дня назад

    Yahtzee the OG reviewer. Love that he’s still making videos. 10 years later and still making me laugh.

  • Samuel Reid
    Samuel Reid 4 дня назад

    Yaaaaay spiderman was on his best list. I can die in peace now

  • Killua
    Killua 4 дня назад

    Wait did he say he suffered from a stroke?

  • Dip-Dip Potato Chip
    Dip-Dip Potato Chip 4 дня назад

    MG Survive came out in 2018? What!?
    Also, fuck you for dissing Smash Bros.

  • Edgardo Salas
    Edgardo Salas 4 дня назад

    *Best, Worst, and Blandest

  • ChristianGuyOfAction
    ChristianGuyOfAction 4 дня назад

    What exactly does Yahtzee have against Super Smash Bros? I'm just curious.

    • SicParvisMagna123
      SicParvisMagna123 3 дня назад

      It all relates to his stance on Nintendo. Watch his review on Smash Ultimate on the Escapist website.