Big Furry Hat: Happy Holidays Edition

  • Опубликовано: 8 дек 2018
  • From this moment on, no one is allowed to put out a Christmas album if they've had more than three arrests for cocaine.
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Комментарии • 266

  • Cameron Williams
    Cameron Williams 5 дней назад

    I miss this segment. I wish he’d do it more often

  • nadya mantra
    nadya mantra Месяц назад

    raisin brick lol

  • Ariel Steinsaltz
    Ariel Steinsaltz Месяц назад

    Since when do Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle have beef? I thought they got along well?

  • Rosalind Scotton
    Rosalind Scotton Месяц назад

    Raisin Brick! LOL 😂🤣😂🤣😂😃😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • Wes one
    Wes one Месяц назад

    It's Marry Christmas !!

  • microtech5871
    microtech5871 Месяц назад

    Either Stephen was having a stroke or this was his version of Adel Dazeem

  • tony castellano
    tony castellano Месяц назад

    Die hard is one of the best Christmas movies ever, suck it!

  • SakuraProductions
    SakuraProductions Месяц назад

    Am I the only one cracking up whenever Stephen stops moving but the hat just keeps on going? :D

  • Peter S
    Peter S Месяц назад

    thank You JC, I am being subtle

  • Inglorious Basterd
    Inglorious Basterd Месяц назад

    A beside the point note: just saw another waist of time and money movie ad for a "Jay Lo" movie...uhggg, why is she even allowed anymore?!!!

  • Frreak0zoid
    Frreak0zoid Месяц назад

    @2:45 I watch all 4 movies during Christmas (I'm Dutch, we have 2 (yes, TWO) Christmas days. The 25th AND the 26th).

  • Harshita Sandhu
    Harshita Sandhu Месяц назад +1

    Christmas Law is going to be a Netflix movie next year.

  • Jayme Ann
    Jayme Ann Месяц назад

    Geeky Stephen is so sexy!!!!!!

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 Месяц назад


  • Savannah Gibbs
    Savannah Gibbs Месяц назад +2


  • Nancy Kaufman
    Nancy Kaufman Месяц назад +3

    Stephen, vixens are female.

  • Benjamin Chase
    Benjamin Chase Месяц назад

    Where do I get a printout of this year's edicts? Don't want to be ignorant of the law.

  • Kijas
    Kijas Месяц назад

    Hey!!! YOU are the latest novelty song.. or are you forgetting “It’s another Xmas song?” You should have answered who let the dogs out.

  • Richard Thompson
    Richard Thompson Месяц назад


  • gidolf
    gidolf Месяц назад +2

    Sounds like the excellent piano player who shall henceforth only be referred to as "He Who Shouldn't Have Been Mic'd" has fallen in love with a new insane catchphrase which he will try to use repeatedly, no matter whether it fits or not.
    Oh snap!

  • BenderRodriguez10
    BenderRodriguez10 Месяц назад +3

    Tolkien nerd!!!!!!

  • Luthien Seldomane
    Luthien Seldomane Месяц назад +3

    "Led ih bah turr!" The hat has pokens!

  • SmellsLikeBrass
    SmellsLikeBrass Месяц назад

    "...Henceforth, our hero shall be Vixen, the sex-positive reindeer!"
    Was that just random or a joke on the German meaning of the phonetically identical "wichsen"?
    Anyway, I for one, welcome our new reindeer overlord. :-D

  • the last of the lemmings
    the last of the lemmings Месяц назад

    I didn't notice the lights until about half way through lol.

  • stone1andonly
    stone1andonly Месяц назад

    Oh, come on, someone who's had all those coke arrests is obviously meant to sing about snow and making merry under the mistletoe! Think Rudolph's nose being like that is magic? Hell no, that little sucker was wired out of his skull! What do you think the "reindeer games" really were? They all had to be wired out of their skulls to do that job! How do you think Santa could afford to give away gifts to all the boys and girls on Christmas? He's been running coke and heroin the rest of the year! How does law enforcement catch a guy that can be anywhere in the world instantly? They don't! And that's why we really love Santa, because he's like the ultimate outlaw, a power beyond laws, good and evil. He is the P.O.G. (Prototype Original Gangsta). I mean, any idiot could break into your house, but only Santa does it wearing a red suit so you know he's coming! All that sleigh really is is an old school pimpmobile. And Mrs. Claus? She and some of the female elves have been running their own operation, if you know what I mean...
    Dasher, Dancer and Prancer are obviously speed freaks. Comet, Cupid and Vixen are obviously using heroin to come down from the adrenaline highs, and Donner/Donder and Blitzen are definitely German cokeheads. The North Pole isn't such a pretty place anymore.

  • Emma Bardsley
    Emma Bardsley Месяц назад

    Merry Christmas from across the Atlantic, Stephen & Jon. Thanks for all the excellent shows this year. You get lots of Christmas presents I hope.

  • Kevin France
    Kevin France Месяц назад

    Wish Colbert did more non Trump centric humor like this. I hate trump, as much as the next American, but it's getting old clowning on clown personified. It's too easy

  • 6kchea !
    6kchea ! Месяц назад

    Kxbeanfbdisjcb kdhdis those are words i declare! LMAO

  • Jess Wolfe
    Jess Wolfe Месяц назад

    I can agree with all of this.

  • Bthsr71
    Bthsr71 Месяц назад

    I just have to know, what poor giant did you wax the lip of for that?

  • Xander Lowe
    Xander Lowe Месяц назад

    He has to do this skit so much more often.

  • Penzalza Ink
    Penzalza Ink Месяц назад

    So what did you do for your diaphragm area then?

  • APG19912009
    APG19912009 Месяц назад +1

    I love it when he fucks up lol

  • Sami Motaghedi
    Sami Motaghedi Месяц назад

    "You heard it wrong. Try to hear it right this time" 😂😂 comedy gold

  • hobbicles28
    hobbicles28 Месяц назад

    I agree with the furryhat proclamation about LOTR, because it makes more sense an is more realistic than the mythology of the bible and Christianity combined.
    The new hat has spoken.

  • Denise Castellanos
    Denise Castellanos Месяц назад

    My favorite segment! 😂

  • Rachel C
    Rachel C Месяц назад

    But even your hands are chiral...

  • Elorine
    Elorine Месяц назад

    I like that if some says you shouldn't have, yank the gift back. Dwl

  • Gery de Brute
    Gery de Brute Месяц назад

    "...kate middleton" i didnt see that coming.

  • SteperOfTheLongEarth
    SteperOfTheLongEarth Месяц назад

    ...can some nerd point me to a calendar where it just spells out when everything happens in LOTR? That would fascinating to see how long everything took.

  • Tseleng Botlhole
    Tseleng Botlhole Месяц назад

    I don't know how Stephen managed to keep a straight face during this 🤣🤣🤣

  • Matthew Conway
    Matthew Conway Месяц назад

    i guess we aren't getting any more Christmas albums...

  • cecily boyd
    cecily boyd Месяц назад

    What if you KEEP telling people to NOT to get you anything for Christmas?!

  • Ryan Johnson
    Ryan Johnson Месяц назад

    I just wish we went to war with NK and we were all already dead,
    Existence is meaningless.

  • Rin Tintin
    Rin Tintin Месяц назад

    Love this guy

  • roguedogx
    roguedogx Месяц назад

    3:10 shit.

  • roguedogx
    roguedogx Месяц назад

    2:05 actually that's not true. It's very unlikely to have to alike snowflakes near each other, but there are recorded instances of two snowflakes having similar construction. Mostly from a scientist in Sweden who somehow got funding to investigate that. I'm guessing he was studying information entropy.

  • Yve Parizz
    Yve Parizz Месяц назад

    COLBERT, you're a crack up! 😁😁

  • Clay Loomis
    Clay Loomis Месяц назад

    I'm in California, so I can just go down to the store and buy weed. But I have a warning for you tokers and drinkers. I'm 60, and had a bottle of Sake and three bong hits of Gorilla Glue #4 before I watched this clip. I laughed so hard I almost threw up a lung. You've been warned.

  • Ichijo Festival
    Ichijo Festival Месяц назад

    That reminds me, gotta brush up on saying "Happy Holidays" in as pointed a manner as possible to all my conservative friends/acquaintances/enemies.

  • Fran Tackle
    Fran Tackle Месяц назад

    Double b stuffs getting realer everyday right, I'm still available and working with Big T can't wait for our phone interview I'm getting my teeth whitened. Wtfu movement magnetic propulsion is the future of all our energy needs when used in the correct manner , there is still a chance to really be apart of great things

  • Rennis Tora
    Rennis Tora Месяц назад

    "I didn't fuck up, you heard it wrong" XD

  • liberty Ann
    liberty Ann Месяц назад

    Fruit cake-Raisen brick dooorstop.

  • Jamie Cobb
    Jamie Cobb Месяц назад

    Wish I could give this 2 identical 👍

  • Norma Iris Rivera
    Norma Iris Rivera Месяц назад

    "I didn't f@$k up, you heard it wrong!" 😂😂😂

  • centras septyni
    centras septyni Месяц назад

    He's never back......

  • Melissa D
    Melissa D Месяц назад +2

    We watch lord of the rings every year therefore it's a Christmas movie in our house .... Also Harry Potter is a Boxing Day movie

  • Steve McQueen
    Steve McQueen Месяц назад

    at least it wasn't a trump joke

  • THESocialJusticeWarrior
    THESocialJusticeWarrior Месяц назад

    I thought Vixen was female... That changes everything!

  • Ram Sundaram
    Ram Sundaram Месяц назад +4

    What a recovery

  • Mystic Muttering
    Mystic Muttering Месяц назад

    It almost works to the tune of Rudolph.

  • Scarlet Letter
    Scarlet Letter Месяц назад +4

    Vixen the sex-positive reindeer: there' a meme for the holidays!

  • Raja Rajab
    Raja Rajab Месяц назад

    Stephen 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Raja Rajab
    Raja Rajab Месяц назад

    Stephen 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Arctica The Fox
    Arctica The Fox Месяц назад

    XD “raisin brick” ngl that is the perfect name for a fruit cake

  • Sehtki
    Sehtki Месяц назад

    Never mind. Colbert just made a great case for it. I am wrong.

  • Sehtki
    Sehtki Месяц назад

    Die Hard actually takes place during Christmas Eve. Lord of The Rings does not take place during Christmas at all. However, I'm cool with anyone who wants to have a LOTR marathon for Christmas.

  • Cat Von Done
    Cat Von Done Месяц назад

    Is that your new pet?

  • aguy654
    aguy654 Месяц назад +1

    Yes Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and if that means Lord of the Rings is one too, I'm okay with that.

  • R E N
    R E N Месяц назад


  • bg6b7bft
    bg6b7bft Месяц назад

    Stephen Colbert / Furry Hat 2020

  • Ykhraam
    Ykhraam Месяц назад

    0:37 "gryffindor!"

  • funkmike
    funkmike Месяц назад

    Do we know that Vixen is actually a male reindeer? I thought she was trans.

  • Jura Nicolas
    Jura Nicolas Месяц назад

    Ooooh Stephen! I would have expected the hat to turn without you at least once! Missed opportunity for a gag :(

  • DrakeClawfang
    DrakeClawfang Месяц назад

    it's been too long since he's worn the hat

  • ann Gillespie
    ann Gillespie Месяц назад

    I love the big furry hat 😘😘😘

  • Muze Rhythm
    Muze Rhythm Месяц назад

    Anyone else having flashback of Johnny Carson's Carnac The Magnificent?😉 Was waiting for Colbert to hold an envelope to his head in a tribute to Carson.

  • Bigbang is your bias’s bias and you know it

    « Try to hear it right this time » 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • ursaltydog
    ursaltydog Месяц назад

    Trump often says that too.. "I didn't fuck up.. you just heard it wrong"..

  • ursaltydog
    ursaltydog Месяц назад +4

    Do us all a favor.. mail the hat to Trump and a one way ticket to Siberia... The hat will make him feel like a king.. it should keep him warm along with his fat..

  • Madame Chairwoman
    Madame Chairwoman Месяц назад

    Oh my! I think this was one of the best. Raisin brick indeed it is. 😂👏

  • Ginrikuzuma
    Ginrikuzuma Месяц назад

    Let hit bin let him be terr

  • CloudsGirl7
    CloudsGirl7 Месяц назад

    Oh my god, my family tends to watch the whole Middle-earth saga at this time of year, indeed... (In fact, I'm in the middle of The Hobbit right now. Coming up on your cameo, Stephen.) Not because of Christmas, but because it was at this time of year, when the movies were new, that we all - as a group - went to see them. The sweet, sweet nostalgia - I'll never have as great a theatrical experience again...
    Plus, the fall/early winter season has a feeling for adventure to me that goes with the movies/books. ... Huh, you'd think I'd feel it in spring, too, given the time for Bilbo's adventure...
    P.S.: I was TOTALLY going to mention that about the dates; at least about the Fellowship leaving Rivendell on December 25th. Glad that Stephen is atop his own Middle-earth game.

  • carolina29593
    carolina29593 Месяц назад

    die hard IS a christmas movie!!!

  • District 1 Firebender Khaleesi
    District 1 Firebender Khaleesi Месяц назад

    Sansa Stark let the dogs out. We been know.

  • Little Llama
    Little Llama Месяц назад

    In the UK fruit cake is loved, what are you doing wrong with it over there lol

  • Harold075
    Harold075 Месяц назад

    I didn't realize it before. Gandalf is like Santa and hobbits are x-mas elves and the ring is just a bad gift.

  • MsPurpleStuff
    MsPurpleStuff Месяц назад

    is it still a hat if he's not wearing it or apparently not able to wear it?

  • Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
    Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. Месяц назад +25

    Even when I mishear Stephen he is the most hilarious person on TV.

  • Maria Dowler
    Maria Dowler Месяц назад

    Lol :)

  • International Harvester
    International Harvester Месяц назад +6

    Someone on set has one job and that job is Furry Hat Operator.

  • bodybalancer
    bodybalancer Месяц назад

    “I didn’t fuck up you heard it wrong!” 😂

  • Taylor McPherson
    Taylor McPherson Месяц назад

    That was awesome:)

  • mich.francesca
    mich.francesca Месяц назад


  • Speak the Truth
    Speak the Truth Месяц назад +104

    "I didn't #*#* up, you heard it wrong".
    He's channeling trump there a little bit.

  • K Sta
    K Sta Месяц назад

    The hat has spoken :)

  • A W
    A W Месяц назад +7

    Very funny bit, I enjoyed that. Stephen is so awesome; that’s why he has the job that he has. 1 of the 19 things in this nation that makes sense.

  • Bob Smith
    Bob Smith Месяц назад

    Really stupid. This is as bad as the thank you note embarrassment. Stop it.

  • Ingeborg Anne Rakvåg
    Ingeborg Anne Rakvåg Месяц назад +5

    I do enjoy the festive whimsy!

  • fffraaankkk
    fffraaankkk Месяц назад

    I see Letterman left the Karnac hat behind

    • retnavybrat
      retnavybrat Месяц назад

      Carnac wasn't Letterman's skit. That was Johnny Carson.