Big Furry Hat: Happy Holidays Edition

  • Published on Dec 8, 2018
  • From this moment on, no one is allowed to put out a Christmas album if they've had more than three arrests for cocaine.
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Comments • 274

  • Dawn Dayton
    Dawn Dayton 10 days ago

    its been over 6 months please more furry hat

  • Psiberzerker
    Psiberzerker 3 months ago

    Lethal Weapon is a better Christmas Movie. There, I said it.

  • Cameron Williams
    Cameron Williams 5 months ago

    I miss this segment. I wish he’d do it more often

  • nadya mantra
    nadya mantra 5 months ago

    raisin brick lol

  • Ariel Steinsaltz
    Ariel Steinsaltz 6 months ago

    Since when do Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle have beef? I thought they got along well?

  • Rosalind Scotton
    Rosalind Scotton 6 months ago

    Raisin Brick! LOL 😂🤣😂🤣😂😃😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • Wes one
    Wes one 6 months ago

    It's Marry Christmas !!

  • microtech5871
    microtech5871 6 months ago

    Either Stephen was having a stroke or this was his version of Adel Dazeem

  • tony castellano
    tony castellano 6 months ago

    Die hard is one of the best Christmas movies ever, suck it!

  • SakuraProductions
    SakuraProductions 6 months ago

    Am I the only one cracking up whenever Stephen stops moving but the hat just keeps on going? :D

  • Peter S
    Peter S 6 months ago

    thank You JC, I am being subtle

  • Inglorious Basterd
    Inglorious Basterd 6 months ago

    A beside the point note: just saw another waist of time and money movie ad for a "Jay Lo" movie...uhggg, why is she even allowed anymore?!!!

  • Frreak0zoid
    Frreak0zoid 6 months ago

    @2:45 I watch all 4 movies during Christmas (I'm Dutch, we have 2 (yes, TWO) Christmas days. The 25th AND the 26th).

  • Harshita Sandhu
    Harshita Sandhu 6 months ago +1

    Christmas Law is going to be a Netflix movie next year.

  • Jayme Ann
    Jayme Ann 6 months ago

    Geeky Stephen is so sexy!!!!!!

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 6 months ago


  • Savannah Gibbs
    Savannah Gibbs 6 months ago +2


  • Nancy Kaufman
    Nancy Kaufman 6 months ago +3

    Stephen, vixens are female.

  • Benjamin Chase
    Benjamin Chase 6 months ago

    Where do I get a printout of this year's edicts? Don't want to be ignorant of the law.

  • Kijas
    Kijas 6 months ago

    Hey!!! YOU are the latest novelty song.. or are you forgetting “It’s another Xmas song?” You should have answered who let the dogs out.

  • Richard Thompson
    Richard Thompson 6 months ago


  • gidolf
    gidolf 6 months ago +2

    Sounds like the excellent piano player who shall henceforth only be referred to as "He Who Shouldn't Have Been Mic'd" has fallen in love with a new insane catchphrase which he will try to use repeatedly, no matter whether it fits or not.
    Oh snap!

  • BenderRodriguez10
    BenderRodriguez10 6 months ago +3

    Tolkien nerd!!!!!!

  • Luthien Seldomane
    Luthien Seldomane 6 months ago +3

    "Led ih bah turr!" The hat has pokens!

  • SmellsLikeBrass
    SmellsLikeBrass 6 months ago

    "...Henceforth, our hero shall be Vixen, the sex-positive reindeer!"
    Was that just random or a joke on the German meaning of the phonetically identical "wichsen"?
    Anyway, I for one, welcome our new reindeer overlord. :-D

  • the last of the lemmings

    I didn't notice the lights until about half way through lol.

  • stone1andonly
    stone1andonly 6 months ago

    Oh, come on, someone who's had all those coke arrests is obviously meant to sing about snow and making merry under the mistletoe! Think Rudolph's nose being like that is magic? Hell no, that little sucker was wired out of his skull! What do you think the "reindeer games" really were? They all had to be wired out of their skulls to do that job! How do you think Santa could afford to give away gifts to all the boys and girls on Christmas? He's been running coke and heroin the rest of the year! How does law enforcement catch a guy that can be anywhere in the world instantly? They don't! And that's why we really love Santa, because he's like the ultimate outlaw, a power beyond laws, good and evil. He is the P.O.G. (Prototype Original Gangsta). I mean, any idiot could break into your house, but only Santa does it wearing a red suit so you know he's coming! All that sleigh really is is an old school pimpmobile. And Mrs. Claus? She and some of the female elves have been running their own operation, if you know what I mean...
    Dasher, Dancer and Prancer are obviously speed freaks. Comet, Cupid and Vixen are obviously using heroin to come down from the adrenaline highs, and Donner/Donder and Blitzen are definitely German cokeheads. The North Pole isn't such a pretty place anymore.

  • Emma Bardsley
    Emma Bardsley 6 months ago

    Merry Christmas from across the Atlantic, Stephen & Jon. Thanks for all the excellent shows this year. You get lots of Christmas presents I hope.

  • Kevin France
    Kevin France 6 months ago

    Wish Colbert did more non Trump centric humor like this. I hate trump, as much as the next American, but it's getting old clowning on clown personified. It's too easy

  • 6kchea !
    6kchea ! 6 months ago

    Kxbeanfbdisjcb kdhdis those are words i declare! LMAO

  • Jess Wolfe
    Jess Wolfe 6 months ago

    I can agree with all of this.

  • Bthsr71
    Bthsr71 6 months ago

    I just have to know, what poor giant did you wax the lip of for that?

  • Xander Lowe
    Xander Lowe 6 months ago

    He has to do this skit so much more often.

  • Penzalza Ink
    Penzalza Ink 6 months ago

    So what did you do for your diaphragm area then?

  • APG19912009
    APG19912009 6 months ago +1

    I love it when he fucks up lol

  • Sami Motaghedi
    Sami Motaghedi 6 months ago

    "You heard it wrong. Try to hear it right this time" 😂😂 comedy gold

  • hobbicles28
    hobbicles28 6 months ago

    I agree with the furryhat proclamation about LOTR, because it makes more sense an is more realistic than the mythology of the bible and Christianity combined.
    The new hat has spoken.

  • Denise Castellanos
    Denise Castellanos 6 months ago

    My favorite segment! 😂

  • rcey14 _
    rcey14 _ 6 months ago

    But even your hands are chiral...

  • Elorine
    Elorine 6 months ago

    I like that if some says you shouldn't have, yank the gift back. Dwl

  • Geryon Debt Brute
    Geryon Debt Brute 6 months ago

    "...kate middleton" i didnt see that coming.

  • SteperOfTheLongEarth
    SteperOfTheLongEarth 6 months ago

    ...can some nerd point me to a calendar where it just spells out when everything happens in LOTR? That would fascinating to see how long everything took.

  • Tseleng Botlhole
    Tseleng Botlhole 6 months ago

    I don't know how Stephen managed to keep a straight face during this 🤣🤣🤣

  • Matthew Conway
    Matthew Conway 6 months ago

    i guess we aren't getting any more Christmas albums...

  • cecily boyd
    cecily boyd 6 months ago

    What if you KEEP telling people to NOT to get you anything for Christmas?!

  • Ryan Johnson
    Ryan Johnson 6 months ago

    I just wish we went to war with NK and we were all already dead,
    Existence is meaningless.

  • Rin Tintin
    Rin Tintin 6 months ago

    Love this guy

  • roguedogx
    roguedogx 6 months ago

    3:10 shit.

  • roguedogx
    roguedogx 6 months ago

    2:05 actually that's not true. It's very unlikely to have to alike snowflakes near each other, but there are recorded instances of two snowflakes having similar construction. Mostly from a scientist in Sweden who somehow got funding to investigate that. I'm guessing he was studying information entropy.

  • Yve Parizz
    Yve Parizz 6 months ago

    COLBERT, you're a crack up! 😁😁

  • Clay Loomis
    Clay Loomis 6 months ago

    I'm in California, so I can just go down to the store and buy weed. But I have a warning for you tokers and drinkers. I'm 60, and had a bottle of Sake and three bong hits of Gorilla Glue #4 before I watched this clip. I laughed so hard I almost threw up a lung. You've been warned.

  • Ichijo Festival
    Ichijo Festival 6 months ago

    That reminds me, gotta brush up on saying "Happy Holidays" in as pointed a manner as possible to all my conservative friends/acquaintances/enemies.

  • Fran Tackle
    Fran Tackle 6 months ago

    Double b stuffs getting realer everyday right, I'm still available and working with Big T can't wait for our phone interview I'm getting my teeth whitened. Wtfu movement magnetic propulsion is the future of all our energy needs when used in the correct manner , there is still a chance to really be apart of great things

  • Rennis Tora
    Rennis Tora 6 months ago

    "I didn't fuck up, you heard it wrong" XD

  • liberty Ann
    liberty Ann 6 months ago

    Fruit cake-Raisen brick dooorstop.

  • Jamie Cobb
    Jamie Cobb 6 months ago

    Wish I could give this 2 identical 👍

  • Norma Iris Rivera
    Norma Iris Rivera 6 months ago

    "I didn't f@$k up, you heard it wrong!" 😂😂😂

  • centras septyni
    centras septyni 6 months ago

    He's never back......

  • Melissa D
    Melissa D 6 months ago +2

    We watch lord of the rings every year therefore it's a Christmas movie in our house .... Also Harry Potter is a Boxing Day movie

  • Steve McQueen
    Steve McQueen 6 months ago

    at least it wasn't a trump joke

  • THESocialJusticeWarrior

    I thought Vixen was female... That changes everything!

  • Ram Sundaram
    Ram Sundaram 6 months ago +4

    What a recovery

  • Mystic Muttering
    Mystic Muttering 6 months ago

    It almost works to the tune of Rudolph.

  • Scarlet Letter
    Scarlet Letter 6 months ago +4

    Vixen the sex-positive reindeer: there' a meme for the holidays!

  • Raja Rajab
    Raja Rajab 6 months ago

    Stephen 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Raja Rajab
    Raja Rajab 6 months ago

    Stephen 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Arctica The Fox
    Arctica The Fox 6 months ago

    XD “raisin brick” ngl that is the perfect name for a fruit cake

  • Sehtki
    Sehtki 6 months ago

    Never mind. Colbert just made a great case for it. I am wrong.

  • Sehtki
    Sehtki 6 months ago

    Die Hard actually takes place during Christmas Eve. Lord of The Rings does not take place during Christmas at all. However, I'm cool with anyone who wants to have a LOTR marathon for Christmas.

  • Cat Von Done
    Cat Von Done 6 months ago

    Is that your new pet?

  • aguy654
    aguy654 6 months ago +1

    Yes Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and if that means Lord of the Rings is one too, I'm okay with that.

  • Rentendo 64
    Rentendo 64 6 months ago


  • bg6b7bft
    bg6b7bft 6 months ago

    Stephen Colbert / Furry Hat 2020

  • Ykhraam
    Ykhraam 6 months ago

    0:37 "gryffindor!"

  • funkmike
    funkmike 6 months ago

    Do we know that Vixen is actually a male reindeer? I thought she was trans.

  • Jura Nicolas
    Jura Nicolas 6 months ago

    Ooooh Stephen! I would have expected the hat to turn without you at least once! Missed opportunity for a gag :(

  • DrakeyC
    DrakeyC 6 months ago

    it's been too long since he's worn the hat

  • ann Gillespie
    ann Gillespie 6 months ago

    I love the big furry hat 😘😘😘

  • Muze Rhythm
    Muze Rhythm 6 months ago

    Anyone else having flashback of Johnny Carson's Carnac The Magnificent?😉 Was waiting for Colbert to hold an envelope to his head in a tribute to Carson.

  • Bigbang Love
    Bigbang Love 6 months ago +16

    « Try to hear it right this time » 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • ursaltydog
    ursaltydog 6 months ago

    Trump often says that too.. "I didn't fuck up.. you just heard it wrong"..

  • ursaltydog
    ursaltydog 6 months ago +4

    Do us all a favor.. mail the hat to Trump and a one way ticket to Siberia... The hat will make him feel like a king.. it should keep him warm along with his fat..

  • Madame Chairwoman
    Madame Chairwoman 6 months ago

    Oh my! I think this was one of the best. Raisin brick indeed it is. 😂👏

  • Ginrikuzuma
    Ginrikuzuma 6 months ago

    Let hit bin let him be terr

  • CloudsGirl7
    CloudsGirl7 6 months ago

    Oh my god, my family tends to watch the whole Middle-earth saga at this time of year, indeed... (In fact, I'm in the middle of The Hobbit right now. Coming up on your cameo, Stephen.) Not because of Christmas, but because it was at this time of year, when the movies were new, that we all - as a group - went to see them. The sweet, sweet nostalgia - I'll never have as great a theatrical experience again...
    Plus, the fall/early winter season has a feeling for adventure to me that goes with the movies/books. ... Huh, you'd think I'd feel it in spring, too, given the time for Bilbo's adventure...
    P.S.: I was TOTALLY going to mention that about the dates; at least about the Fellowship leaving Rivendell on December 25th. Glad that Stephen is atop his own Middle-earth game.

  • carolina29593
    carolina29593 6 months ago

    die hard IS a christmas movie!!!

  • District 1 Survey Scout of Winterfell

    Sansa Stark let the dogs out. We been know.

  • Little Llama
    Little Llama 6 months ago

    In the UK fruit cake is loved, what are you doing wrong with it over there lol

  • Harold075
    Harold075 6 months ago

    I didn't realize it before. Gandalf is like Santa and hobbits are x-mas elves and the ring is just a bad gift.

  • MsPurpleStuff
    MsPurpleStuff 6 months ago

    is it still a hat if he's not wearing it or apparently not able to wear it?

  • Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
    Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. 6 months ago +26

    Even when I mishear Stephen he is the most hilarious person on TV.

  • Maria Dowler
    Maria Dowler 6 months ago

    Lol :)

  • International Harvester
    International Harvester 6 months ago +7

    Someone on set has one job and that job is Furry Hat Operator.

  • bodybalancer
    bodybalancer 6 months ago

    “I didn’t fuck up you heard it wrong!” 😂

  • Taylor McPherson
    Taylor McPherson 6 months ago

    That was awesome:)

  • mich.francesca
    mich.francesca 6 months ago


  • Speak the Truth
    Speak the Truth 6 months ago +110

    "I didn't #*#* up, you heard it wrong".
    He's channeling trump there a little bit.

  • K Sta
    K Sta 6 months ago

    The hat has spoken :)

  • A W
    A W 6 months ago +7

    Very funny bit, I enjoyed that. Stephen is so awesome; that’s why he has the job that he has. 1 of the 19 things in this nation that makes sense.

  • Bob Smith
    Bob Smith 6 months ago

    Really stupid. This is as bad as the thank you note embarrassment. Stop it.