Taylor Tomlinson Stand-Up

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  • Published on Jun 30, 2018
  • Comedian Taylor Tomlinson makes her Tonight Show debut telling jokes about life in her 20s, not wanting to get married and candid photo lies on the Internet.
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Comments • 618

  • Sarah Judge
    Sarah Judge 8 hours ago

    The atheist on Christmas line really got me

  • Peaches and Stream
    Peaches and Stream 23 hours ago

    She's like Amy Schumer but actually funny with original jokes

  • William Nelson
    William Nelson Day ago

    So much truth in all of her comedy. Taylor is my favorite!

  • Justin Sullivan
    Justin Sullivan Day ago +2

    Taylor Tomlinson > Amy Schumer.

  • mike burns
    mike burns Day ago

    Wow, I'm so glad that I discovered her. Telling my friends now.

  • Emily P
    Emily P Day ago

    Lol! The 90's. ❤

  • Fabiano Seixas Fernandes

    This gets worse? Hell yeah

  • Frozen Skyy
    Frozen Skyy 3 days ago

    She's good

  • Donovan Chiazzese
    Donovan Chiazzese 3 days ago

    The "life is so sad" bit is getting repetitive. Also she's literally a replica of Schumer(whom I think is funny). Very unoriginal. Her body language, voices are literally a copy.

  • RustyFilms
    RustyFilms 4 days ago +1

    I wanted her to win Last Comic Standing. Glad to see her make it on Fallon!

  • kurokuyo
    kurokuyo 4 days ago

    She's amazing 😂 "Like an Atheist with her family on Christmas" How'd you know?! lmao

  • bwdrums1
    bwdrums1 4 days ago +6

    "...that needs like forty more minutes up in there, at least...." with the little hand gesture, I'm howling !

  • Aland Gomez
    Aland Gomez 4 days ago

    Lol she's too young to be making those references. Funny shit, hope she goes far.

  • mrmikef10
    mrmikef10 5 days ago

    She is great hahaha

  • Aaron Foster
    Aaron Foster 6 days ago

    She reminded me of the next evolution of Daniel Tosh, but less... i don't know, Tosh XD

  • caryn martin
    caryn martin 6 days ago

    She's so good!

  • Blessing
    Blessing 8 days ago +1

    Woo Hah outtro

  • Gregory D
    Gregory D 8 days ago

    "G'job, PAL!"

  • Sweetie Pie
    Sweetie Pie 9 days ago

    Why does he call her Taylor Tomilton

  • mannymmv
    mannymmv 11 days ago

    I have to be brutality honest...Most of the young comics I see coming up aren't worth a f@#k...But Taylor is the Real Deal. She's Honest about the world and for the most part doesn't cater to the young snowflakes in the audience. I see a bright future for her. I wish her the Best

  • noxious89123
    noxious89123 11 days ago

    She's great :)

  • bing videos
    bing videos 13 days ago

    'And that's how you define Candid photos ladies and gentlemen'

  • Edwina Marie
    Edwina Marie 15 days ago

    She’s so relatable I love it lmao

  • cmullery68
    cmullery68 18 days ago

    Just saw her at the Improv in Irvine. Could not stop laughing. Can't wait to see where she goes next.

  • Aidan Collins
    Aidan Collins 18 days ago

    Far funnier than amy Schumer

  • Jay Kay
    Jay Kay 18 days ago

    You can't do anything you just have to wait until you get better. Yes

  • Derrick Flyr
    Derrick Flyr 26 days ago +1

    Cant wait for her coming out of the closet Netflix special.

  • Derrick Flyr
    Derrick Flyr 26 days ago

    Is she still on suicide watch?

  • The Critic
    The Critic 27 days ago +1

    😴😴😴😴🤦‍♂️

  • Víctor Palmero Rodríguez

    WOW. I just found her and she's great.

  • Katie Rojas
    Katie Rojas 28 days ago

    Candid photos in 90s. Had plenty of those

  • Josh Guyette
    Josh Guyette 29 days ago

    1:41 so true :)

  • Bethesda Boy
    Bethesda Boy 29 days ago

    I'm an atheist and I love Christmas with my family. It's all about giving and sharing stories and creating memories. A big family dinner and playing with the nephews and niece and their new toys. No interruptions from Jesus or anything. It's great. Live your life, free. Dedication to some tyrant that demands it, is not freedom. Jews should celebrate Christmas like us atheists do. Better than going shopping on Christmas, and complaining to the parking lot attendant about paying for parking, ruining the lives of the poor that have to work on Christmas. Yes, I overcharged you. We both deserve it.

  • jeffry fernandez
    jeffry fernandez 29 days ago

    Her Conan set was brilliant. Check it out. She should do a Netflix special of her best stuff. She'll do well.
    Godspeed.

  • Yeontan's SugaDaddy
    Yeontan's SugaDaddy Month ago +1

    Warm laundry does infact help fill that empty void where love is supposed to go. Best nap of my life.

  • Theomite
    Theomite Month ago

    Not a single wasted minute. Everything was solid and landed hard, even on the light material. Absolutely succulent.

  • Daniel Dougan
    Daniel Dougan Month ago

    Hysterical.

  • Ms. Leah
    Ms. Leah Month ago

    She is hilarious! I love this!😂

  • Sysoba
    Sysoba Month ago

    She’s hilarious! Creative jokes and great execution!

  • Paul Miner
    Paul Miner Month ago +3

    "Just needed some carbs, almost ruined my life." 😅

  • James Kelly
    James Kelly Month ago

    By my far my favorite female comedian, definitely in my top ten comedians that are alive

  • พรภวิษณ์ มะนะสุทธิ์

    I havent seen a material and delivery this good since george carlin (she's not better... yet), i still miss the damn bastard

  • Skylar Pye
    Skylar Pye Month ago

    The guy version of Taylor is the comedian Zoltan.

  • SnackPatrol
    SnackPatrol Month ago +1

    Something about the photo where they're "laughing" makes me 16 levels of disturbed. I can't even put into words why it bothers me so much.

  • TeeJ612
    TeeJ612 Month ago +24

    "That needs about 40 more minutes, at least" 😂😂

  • Erica Stolte
    Erica Stolte Month ago

    She's wonderful!!

  • Eligio
    Eligio Month ago +1

    Cheese es berry usum
    I laik er naou

  • Carlako32
    Carlako32 Month ago +18

    "I'm in my 20s. I can't do anything right now. I have to wait until I get better."
    This is how I'm describing my life

  • Bryan Stahl
    Bryan Stahl Month ago +1

    "That needs forty more minutes" 😆

  • victor odom
    victor odom Month ago

    Candid photo experience. I came home drunk and got naked and passed out. She woke me by yelling my name and I jumped up. It's me half naked with socks on. She put it in the family photo on the wall. That was over 20 years ago and we aren't together anymore lol

  • QuantumBraced
    QuantumBraced Month ago

    She's 23? No offense, she's really beautiful, but I would have guessed 30.

  • Yuhuu Yuhuu
    Yuhuu Yuhuu Month ago

    FUCK!!! This is so funny!!! I bet the girls wanna delete the photos after seeing this🤣

  • EDDIE CO
    EDDIE CO Month ago

    This woman doesn’t deserve my attention

  • Astrid von Wolfe
    Astrid von Wolfe Month ago +3

    This girl is SO GOOD 💖 Can’t wait to see how big she’s going to get. ☺️

  • Jake Thanatos
    Jake Thanatos Month ago

    She talking about bread and crackers like it’s post-nut clarity

  • Ann Lamb
    Ann Lamb Month ago

    Hooking up in cars and pretending he’s not poor. 😂

  • ScaryMason
    ScaryMason Month ago +1

    We need her to star in a movie about Carrie Fisher.

  • Mark Lingfa
    Mark Lingfa Month ago +1

    I love her personality.. That's why I watch her videos.. Even though she's not funny..

  • Devon Meredith
    Devon Meredith Month ago

    I have met the love of my life....

  • Nebris
    Nebris Month ago

    brutal lol

  • Everleigh Primrose
    Everleigh Primrose Month ago +1

    "who gave you a glue gun? what did you make?"
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Verzatile Brown
    Verzatile Brown Month ago

    Congratulations it's a raisin😂😂😂😂😂

  • Alassandros
    Alassandros Month ago

    She's funny, smart, self-aware... I like her.

  • Kelsey Robinson
    Kelsey Robinson Month ago

    "What's her name? Salmonella? AUUHHHHGHGGGG" me @ all babies

  • Karen Ng
    Karen Ng Month ago

    Soooooo good! Clean, super relatable and great delivery! MORE TAYLOR PLZ!

  • Cloud Noya
    Cloud Noya Month ago

    Love her!!

  • Krogan Popy
    Krogan Popy Month ago

    Christmas every year.

  • Joel Degerfeldt
    Joel Degerfeldt Month ago

    You start feeling old when the comedians you think are fun are complaining about young people

  • Fren160
    Fren160 Month ago

    She married yet?

  • leaveacommentinSTFU

    I watch stand up comedy every night and this comedian is so relateable and incredibly funny!!

  • Jam Jox
    Jam Jox Month ago +6

    Such an original voice in comedy. Fucking loved every second of it.

  • CoreyPhoenix93
    CoreyPhoenix93 Month ago

    "That yolk is runnin" lmfaooo that got me so good.

  • Bill Bixby
    Bill Bixby Month ago

    She's funny

  • Claire JR
    Claire JR Month ago +1

    I am loving her.

  • BB King
    BB King Month ago

    Love her Jokes... Hate her Timing...

  • Michael Freeland
    Michael Freeland Month ago +1

    she is genuinely funny good for her!!

  • Doomthinkingman
    Doomthinkingman Month ago

    I love her!

  • Chris K
    Chris K Month ago

    She's excellent!

  • MeghanLKelly_
    MeghanLKelly_ Month ago +299

    “Trying so hard to MATTER” lol yes.

  • Ganesh Venkat
    Ganesh Venkat Month ago

    She is good!!

  • seeamerica1
    seeamerica1 Month ago +2

    I'm going to remember this girl, she's hysterical! Taylor Tomlinson

  • Steven Rodriguez
    Steven Rodriguez Month ago +2

    Now here a funny comedian, and sounds like be be a big star.

  • Mollie McMullan
    Mollie McMullan Month ago +151

    “What’s her name? Salmonella?”
    I CACKLED

  • Melissa Gerson
    Melissa Gerson Month ago

    www.cc.com/video-clips/65viif/comedy-central-presents-the-joys-of-marriage

    the carbs joke sounds like a Maria Bamford joke from 2001.

  • Edson Legere
    Edson Legere Month ago +197

    That sleeping under warm laundry sounds awesome. I'm going to do that.

  • john murphy
    john murphy Month ago

    Oh lieing and making fun of newborn infants

  • john murphy
    john murphy Month ago

    Bread joke flop

  • Hanna & Beaudine Hepi
    Hanna & Beaudine Hepi Month ago +150

    Someone get this girl a Netflix special!

  • François Dillinger
    François Dillinger Month ago +15

    She is legitimately funny. Amazing. Laughing from start to finish.

  • Donald King
    Donald King Month ago +373

    LOL, in about 15 years... with a lot of practice, and a little luck... Amy Schumer can steal this woman's material.

    • BUJU2007
      BUJU2007 Month ago

      She's worth a few chuckles. Not exactly hilarious.

    • Seth Austin
      Seth Austin Month ago +1

      @Bill Bixby I love you

    • fanOmry
      fanOmry Month ago +2

      @Bill Bixby
      I find her funny.
      And I'm a meritocrat. Which among others.. I utterly hate Feminism since it's a lie.

    • Donald King
      Donald King Month ago +34

      Nah. She's legit funny. Good comedic timing and vocal inflection... Nice narrative build, and great punchlines. I think only insecure, do-nothing sons of bitches look for ways to marginalize and devalue other people. That being said, nobody likes a joke thief... Well, maybe joke thieves and other types of opportunists do...

  • Drewhawk Cunt
    Drewhawk Cunt Month ago

    She's good

  • Rhashard Dunni
    Rhashard Dunni Month ago

    Take a picture if you deserve to be remembered

  • timothyfloogle
    timothyfloogle Month ago

    No tradezies

  • Charlotte Gubb
    Charlotte Gubb Month ago +1

    Marty McFly' comment I got!

  • Hannah Belmont
    Hannah Belmont Month ago

    Taylor is so funny!!!

  • Alienadin
    Alienadin 2 months ago

    Wow. She is fantastic.

  • Mossy
    Mossy 2 months ago +6

    Remind me again why Amy Schumer gets more traction than her?

    • loh22
      loh22 Month ago

      Because Amy makes a big deal about being fat and liking it? That’s like crack to people right now

  • kandaka R
    kandaka R 2 months ago

    We have her 😍.. and you tell me amy showmer is famous 😔😪

  • Berto Ramirez
    Berto Ramirez 2 months ago

    Amy who?

  • Eduardo Galindo
    Eduardo Galindo 2 months ago +3

    One of my new top 5 comedians, shes perfect