20 Most Dangerous Kids Toys Ever Sold

WTF WHY ARE KIDS EATING EVERYTHING!

What, no knicker-knockers or jarts?
Virtually ANYTHING can be dangerous, but today instead of teaching kids how to properly handle things in a proper and safe manner, parents just want to wrap them in bubble wrap. Maybe it's because parents today are either too lazy, busy, or self-absorbed to bother with properly instructing their children. Another major issue is too many homes are missing a parent (usually the dad). This fact greatly adversely effects the ability of the remaining parent to effectively protect and educate their children in too many cases. Half of the eyes, ears, and experience necessary to do an effective job are missing from the toolbox. Effective parenting is time consuming and difficult for two people to do correctly, doubly so for a single parent. It IS doable of course, but not by someone who prioritizes their job, social life, hobbies or entertainment over their kid(s).

maybe children should stop eating magnets duh

For #16, why does he keep saying Ear-plane?

Natural selection at its best, but now our govt. gives no fucks, so we are stuck with snowflakes and shitty toys. Just sayn what everyone is thinkin'.

I PROTECT POLLY POCKETS, THEESE PEOPLE ARE HUST DUMB, AND IT SAYS DANGEROUS PEICES ON THE BOX.
>:(

So we can’t have cool things because there are fucking stupid ass kids out there

Kids are soft now a days no body ever got hurt from slap bracelets stretch never did either what retarded kids where doing these things

141$ Canadian or 24$ American? What kind of exchange rate is that?

People saying "natural selection" don't know a damn thing about kids or natural selection. Every kid tries to eat everything at certain ages and ultimately even good parents have to look away. The eating of random things has been generally adaptive (for example, eating dirt seems to strengthen the immune system). A company that chooses the "barely developed eat everything monkeys" as their target market should probably consider making things tougher to eat.

The chemistry set reminds me of a spice rack. But deadlier.

Oh yeah sure the Gilbert's nuclear set is ok

I'm developing a product called "Jupiter Shoes". They're basically cinder blocks with straps.
Edit: Patent Pending

Still have couple Bucky balls. Use em to hold stuff to my Mac screen

It's a shame most of the stuff in this video had to be removed from sales because of natural selection...

I own buckey balls actually quite fun

Why do companies have to suffer sues and stuff because parents won't watch their kids long enough to stop them from eating everything. Seriously. Watch ya kids.

wear any jewelry at my school whatsoever except for one girl which can wear earrings but that's just because of the school dress codefor some reason we have a dress code I have a Christian School so and it's a church

Reason there are "Warning" signs on just about everything manufactured those and these days - sometimes you just can't fix the lack of outright common sense (college degrees don't give you that) - watch youtube videos of people getting hurt because of cell phones (texting or paying attention to the phone and not surroundings (many are hit going across a street).

For a lot of these toys there is nothing wrong with the actual product, people just don’t know how to use them without accidentally hurting themselves

20 amazing children's toys that were banned to protect stupid people from Darwinism.

Okay, I had the chemistry set and the wood burning kit, which is just a soldering iron. I later used the soldering iron for electronics. BUT WHERE ARE THE LAWN DARTS.

Carbide does NOT explode when it comes in to contact with water - it produces acetylene gas, which is ignited to explode in this gun...………….

11:46 I think that conversion might be just a bit wrong

How does a squishy rubber ball shatter one’s eye socket....that sounds like a case of child abuse and fraud

MOST OF THESE ARE JUST PEOPLE HAVING A LACK OF COMMON SENSE OR JUST BEING PUSSIES

THAT CREEPY CRAWLERS MAKER WAS THEE BEST AND COOLEST TOY MY BROTHER AND I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS ONE YEAR! AND WE NEVER HAD ANY ISSUES

Stupid ways for people to injure themselves.

"Toy guns" is sorta a broad catch all term -- it covers everything from cork guns to Pellet/BB guns. Most likely the kid had a replica airsoft AK47. Under 15 CFR 272, Paintball & Airsoft guns are exempt from the red tip requirement, though some companies may add to mitigate liability concerns.

Doo-gooders want to take away everybody's fun

Still have my creepy crawlers set...those translucent multicolored scorpions were awesome

Hahahaha. I had a creepy crawlers. I made the top 4.

#18: They are called SLAP bracelets, thank you very much! Take it from someone who was actually around when they first came out!

Kids are little crybaby pussies these days and the parents are pathetic.

I've palyed with a lot of them

I remember going to Five Below and checking out the slap bracelets, rather excited because I haven't seen them since I was fairly little. I walked out of the store, look at my hand, and I was bleeding. Those cheap ones are ninjas apparently.

#1. An actual, full sized oven.

who didn't have a slap bracelet?

Discount Danger Dolan?

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Thanks to my Gilbert Chemistry set I've published several papers on tetrafunctional resin use in the computer industry and even managed a couple of patents. I can even remember shopping at Toys-r-Us for lab glass. I suppose I did all this before the dumbing down process was in full swing. It would seem that modern Chemistry Sets are limited to mild acetic acid and sodium bicarbonate "volcanos".

google says that gelled corn syrup is not toxic

and before you say Google is not reliable he probably got this information from Google
or did you see actual kids die from these toys

Any toy is dangerous if the parents can't be bothered to watch their small children.

Numbers 12 and 7 sound absolutely horrifying! What kid in their right mind would even eat a monster science colossal water ball to begin with?

What about lawn darts?

Good list , but let's not forget Lawn Dart

If these didn't exist and we didn't own them, we just made our own toys.....The Works toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil in a soda bottle....close lid and shake....BOOM

Pretty sure your Canadian $ to American $ exchange rate is a bit off.. $141 Canadian or $24 American.. Think you fucked that one up haha

I had the RC Plane (#16) lucky for me during the first flight my dad thought I was flying it wrong and ended up making it nose dive into the ground, causing the baterh pack to be violently riped out of the plane

Toys focus on different maturity children.
If you or your child aren't exactly neuroscientists, then only buy the toys you understand.

Eh, kids will always hurt themselves

You missed the toy that had a radioactive component!!

The wood burning should have been used in the company of and supervision of an adult?

Top 20 most dangerous things that kids will eat

As box shows parental supervision. We had easy bake ovens and inky dinks (went in the oven). Light brights. All can be dangerous if no common sense is used.

Thought click clacks would definitely be on the list.....

I'm glad Lawn Darts didn't make the list. What a great toy, it taught kids how to calculate trajectory, calculate for wind speed, and the effects of gravity on falling objects. Plus it taught kids the valuable lesson of avoiding sharp objects coming at you from great heights at high speeds. What's not to love.

Why not just make a slip and slide for adult?

And they left the best one of all off of the list..... The Red Rider BB gun! “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid”!

Boomerang!

I shot a cop the other day. He totally didn't see it coming because I had an orange piece of plastic stuck on the end of my real gun's barrel.
:-P

Actually I recall someone getting their torso sliced open from a sharp rock that was lying beneath a slipnslide...

Creepy Crawlers was not dangerous for kids who used it at the proper age. It taught some very useful and practical skills involved in manipulation of material in a mold using a controlled heating element. Urban kids these days are probably way too used to the easy button, then we were 25 years ago.

Yes im going there always swallowing magnets

How are lawn darts not on here?

Phones are dangeeus to,
Wen you eate them

I never had any of these

why weren’t any parent supervision!😂

I was born in the 50s and had most of these toys. Despite these "dangerous" toys, very few children were ever harmed, albeit that some, very minor. What about yard darts? Those things were a metal tipped projectile that was tossed into the air to come down in a plastic ring, similar to the way you play horseshoes. And what about those balls that you bang together on a string that exploded? Better do another video...

294 suffocations and a concussion from a water yoyo ball. I think that kid has more issues than what is being stated. I did backflips and skated off of 2 story houses (never broke a bone), had a gun in my hands since i was 3yrs old (never shot anyone(i didn't mean to;) and rode dirtbikes and 4 weelers in the sand dunes in sc. These kids nowadays need to be treated like someone on suicide watch:.( thanks slack parents who let the internet raise their kids👎

Snap bracelets? Come on.

Gilbert Glass blowing "create your own crack pipe set"

I had creepy crawlers in the 90’s

This is so Ridiculous I don’t even know what to say I am speechless, if the kids are dumb enough to do some of this stuff particularly eating multiple magnets, then it’s more than likely natural selection at work. On top of that the parents should be paying a little more attention to the children. I had the majority of these toys growing up and never lost an eyeball or ate any of them, I don’t even know what else to say

Had all of these and had no problems, are kids retarded?

Oh yeah! And for the chemistry set...Got Nitro-glycerin? LOL! But that stuff would probably cause all the sets to explode simultaneously, before they would even reach the shelves.

For the kite tube, yeah I'd say parents should have definitely taken the skulls printed all over the thing, as a subtle warning that it could cause death!

Stupid

Jarts. In the 80s this game came out similar to horseshoes but instead of hurling a 2 pound piece of iron, you’d toss this aerodynamic, rocket-shaped thing with a heavy, metal pointed tip that sunk into the ground when it landed. Unfortunately, it was handy for impaling anyone in its path. Another one I can think of is kerbangers. Solid plastic balls on strings that you clacked together at bone smashing speeds. Also good as a mid evil weapon.

toy guns give us a fucking break

My str3tch armstrong lasted 2 days

Bring back SNAP BRACELETS..maybe kids will stop eating tide pods!

Did you know that it is possible to kill people with automobiles? More people have been killed in this country with cars since the first ones rolled off the assembly line at the end of the nineteenth century, than have been killed in combat since the beginning of the Revolutionary War in 1775! If I had a child who was going to use something like a wood burning set or Creepy Crawlers thingmaker I would damn sure teach him how to do it. NEVER the glassblower!! That is as bad as a blacksmith's forge! But kids will eventually become adults with will have to learn how to use machinery which can be dangerous if mishandled.

Shew....

1:41 "They would slice into the children's TENDER flesh.." good God lol

Lawn darts????

Funny that generation turned out fine while this new generation doesnt know what bathroom to use and eats laundry detergent..

needs lawn darts

Dude $24 American is only $34.10 Canadian. I think your math is a little off

Don’t say, “children’s tender flesh.” Like ever.

Uhh... What's an "earplane?"

i ate one of those magnetic balls when i was 4 i had to poop it out ;-;

they actually sold carbide to kids?

How the hell did people injure themself with snap bracelets o.O
AND OMG: FOR FUCK SAKE!!
DONT EAT MAGNETS!

OK we get it - don't eat magnets..
How do they work anyway?
Man I remember so many accidents with these, had a mate snap his ankle on a slip n slide
IIRC our primary school banned those wrist-snappers because we deliberately bashed each other with them - we knew they were weapons lol

How is lawn darts not on this list?!

I was shooting guns in the desert at 8. These toys aint gonna hurt nobody.

Creepy Crawlers were great. So was wood burning. EVERY kid I knew had a pocket knife.

There is a new magnetic toy out now. I don't know why it doesn't have the same problem as other magnetic toys.

Funny but true list! But yes, why were kids eating everything?