Top 10 Hilarious Patrick Star Moments

  • Published on Oct 4, 2017
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    Patrick Star is one of the funniest characters on SpongeBob SquarePants, and he's had some pretty hilarious moments. We'll be looking at some of his funniest quotes, such as "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?", "No, this is Patrick", "It’s Not My Wallet", "Push It Somewhere Else", and more. Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the top 10 funniest Patrick Star Moments.
    #10. It’s Not My Wallet
    #9. Not Until Four
    #8. Where’s the Leak Ma’am?
    #7. Push It Somewhere Else
    #6. Wumbo
    #5. Finland
    #4. Inner Machinations
    #3, #2 & #1: ????
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Comments • 7 079

  • bxnkzツ
    bxnkzツ 2 days ago

    2:46 lmao the alaskan bull worm literally ate his ass

  • Nikotiinirotta
    Nikotiinirotta 2 days ago


  • Leoncer GAMING!!!
    Leoncer GAMING!!! 4 days ago

    Man Ray: Then, take it.
    Patrick: It's not my wallet.
    Me: Patrick, can't you go be ignorant somwhere else?
    Patrick: Not until 4.

  • Isaiah Adams
    Isaiah Adams 5 days ago

    "It's not my wallet". Most hilarious Patrick moment

  • Xavier
    Xavier 6 days ago +1

    It's 4pm
    You all know where to be.

  • Infinite the Everlasting

    Frankendoodle is one of the funniest episodes ever

  • HihbihbYT Plz subscribe

    A but I thought effort began with e!

    Well guess I was wrong

  • Noam Dorenbush
    Noam Dorenbush 10 days ago

    Wheres "Liar liar pants for hire"?

  • wong fon hin
    wong fon hin 10 days ago

    patrick ''I love you''

  • Deku Dude
    Deku Dude 11 days ago

    It's not my wallet

  • no thank you
    no thank you 13 days ago


  • Game boy Next door
    Game boy Next door 14 days ago +1

    One you missed:
    Who you callin pinhead?

  • BlueGuineaPig
    BlueGuineaPig 14 days ago

    What about "Not even squidward's house"

  • Jasir Marks
    Jasir Marks 15 days ago

    Your trash👎

  • George Hall
    George Hall 15 days ago

    Did anyone have the inner machinations line as a yearbook quote?

  • Yamir Labra
    Yamir Labra 15 days ago

    3:40 trump:you had set it to M for Mexican
    It has to be set W for wall

  • Andrew Johnstone
    Andrew Johnstone 16 days ago

    You should do a video called top 10 wackiest fish in bikini bottom

  • moonlight_wolf
    moonlight_wolf 18 days ago

    I went up to my band director and asked "Is mayonnaise an instrument"

  • Eden Klein
    Eden Klein 19 days ago

    Pinhead should be your top pick

  • Emma Gorby
    Emma Gorby 22 days ago

    Spongebob: are you angry Patrick?
    Patrick: yeah.
    Spongebob: why?
    Patrick: *i can’t see my forehead.*

  • Hungry Boi
    Hungry Boi 26 days ago +2

    "Is this a good video?"

    "no this is Patrick"

  • Mayson Miller
    Mayson Miller 26 days ago +1

    This is Stephen Hillenburg.
    1 like = 1 Wumbo for Stephen

  • blackspike 94
    blackspike 94 26 days ago

    It's not my wallet

  • Samuel Banks
    Samuel Banks 27 days ago

    “Best friend” not!

  • Michelle McGuire
    Michelle McGuire 28 days ago

    There's metal retardants then there's Patrick
    1. Not my Wallet
    2. Not in-tell for
    3. Push it some were else
    4. Wumbo
    5. Fiddle-and
    6. Inner Imagination
    7. ugly barn-i-call
    8. Is male-naze a instant
    9. You mean like a weany
    10. No ThIs PaTrIcK

  • TinyBunngiey Thing
    TinyBunngiey Thing Month ago

    Lemme guess spongebob is the ugly barnacle.?

  • TinyBunngiey Thing
    TinyBunngiey Thing Month ago

    Unless spongebob is a good secret keeper

  • Jason Lance
    Jason Lance Month ago +1

    Is this Sparta?

  • Laura Rios
    Laura Rios Month ago

    Is this the crusty crab? No this is Patrick, rings, is this the crusty crab, no this is Patrick,ring, is this the crusty crab?,NO THIS IS PATRICK

  • Jacky Anderson
    Jacky Anderson Month ago

    11: "Firmly grasp it." Net falls. "*Firmly* grasp it." Net falls. *"FIRMLY GRASP IT!!"*
    10: "Are you Patrick Star?" "Yes." "And this is your I.D." "Yup." "I found this I.D. inside your wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet." "That makes sense to me." "Then take it." "It's not my wallet."
    9: "SPONGEBOB! LAND ON YOUR BOTTOM! IT'LL CUSHION THE IMPACT OF THE FALL!" Spongebob takes off his pants. "LIKE THIS?" "NO, YOUR *OTHER* BOTTOM!" "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?" "Not until four."
    8: (Wrench hits Patrick's head and lands in his lap.) "See what I mean, Patrick?" "Where's the leak, Ma'am?"
    7: "We should lock our doors!" "We should build a moat!" "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!" Silence. "That idea may just be crazy enough... TO GET US ALL KILLED!!"
    6: "I Wumbo, you Wumbo, he/she/me Wumbo. Wumbo, Wumboing, Wumbology, the study of Wumbo!? It's First Grade, Spongebob!" "Patrick, I'm sorry I ever doubted you!"
    5: *"FINLAND!!!"*
    4: "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." *Spills a carton of milk*
    3: "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." "that didn't help at all."
    2: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horse radish isn't an instrument, either."
    Honorable mentions: "Wait, Spongebob! We're not cavemen. We have technology!" Smashes the computer over the $1 bill. "Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?" "Oh, you mean like a weenie? Okay! May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I-" "I love you." Door slam. "
    1: "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No this is Patrick." "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is *Patrick*." "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "*NO!! THIS IS PATRICK!* I'm not a crusty crab." "Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant." "FISH-PASTE!"

  • Forever Lasting Gavin

    Number 10 should be number 1

  • Joker and The Phantom Thieves

    The honorable mentions are great
    ESPECIALLY the I love you

  • Mewlover 87
    Mewlover 87 Month ago


  • Stam9s :/
    Stam9s :/ Month ago +1

    you forgot No the lid

    EVAN DAGGER Month ago

    No ThIs Is PaTrICk!

  • Kelsey Donaldson
    Kelsey Donaldson Month ago

    When Patrick brings up the word wumbo I asked myself is it a actual word

  • Dirty Dan
    Dirty Dan Month ago

    You missed the “hey if were underwater then how can there be a-“ *fire goes out*

  • Liam Congrove
    Liam Congrove Month ago

    What about SPIDERRRRS

  • Kelly Oyen
    Kelly Oyen Month ago

    Patrick Star sure can be a stupid starfish sometimes.

  • smartin smartin
    smartin smartin Month ago +1

    Who else is only here cuz its Patrick Star
    No... just me ok :(

  • Poison peppermint
    Poison peppermint Month ago

    I just imagine the voice actor for Patrick just laughing non stop while recording

  • Blade of despair
    Blade of despair Month ago

    7:13 i like this episode.😂

  • Aerosmith
    Aerosmith Month ago

    SpongeBob is the main character but Patrick is the star

  • Treverium Danieval
    Treverium Danieval Month ago

    it's not that surprising that every episode that shown here are not the newer ones

  • im doge
    im doge Month ago

    Somone:"is this the krusty crab patrick:"no this is patrick somone:"is this the krusty crab patrick:"NO!!! this is patrick
    somone:"is this the krusty crab patrick:" NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!! spongebob:"patrick thats the name of the restaurant

  • im doge
    im doge Month ago +1

    Thats because patrick is stupid in the show

  • Kiro From Yt
    Kiro From Yt Month ago +1

    *He was so ugly that everyone died*
    *The End*

  • PurpleDood Gacha
    PurpleDood Gacha Month ago


    you should have added that

  • T tctc Frjdhd
    T tctc Frjdhd Month ago +1


  • Bob Esponja
    Bob Esponja Month ago

    The number one should be airs a geraffe

  • Bob Esponja
    Bob Esponja Month ago

    Yay is mayonnaise an instrument

  • Brittany Owen
    Brittany Owen 2 months ago

    Hey mojo. The lady talking over the scene is really annoying. Like really???

  • Grant Vonderheide
    Grant Vonderheide 2 months ago +4

    Squidward: Patrick could you not be so close you’re making me claustrophobic
    Patrick: What’s that mean
    Spongebob: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus
    Squidward: No it doesn’t
    Patrick: Ho Ho Ho *laughs*
    Spongebob: Stop it Patrick you’re scaring him

  • Cernunnos888
    Cernunnos888 2 months ago

    "Under said worm" what a cringy thing to say

  • Dylan Shramko
    Dylan Shramko 2 months ago +1

    Is this the Krusty Krab?


  • Rudy Mireles
    Rudy Mireles 2 months ago

    Is mayonnaise a instrument

  • Rudy Mireles
    Rudy Mireles 2 months ago

    Are you feeling it now Mr krabs

  • Jblox Gaming video and more!

    I hate you

  • Amy Mae
    Amy Mae 2 months ago

    How many mattresses are there? (There are at least hundreds of them in that store)
    He ponders over it, then says “10”

  • - C O L E -
    - C O L E - 2 months ago

    I S M A Y O N A I S E A N I N S T U M E N T

  • Ziah D.
    Ziah D. 2 months ago

    wouldn't she just shut up and let us see the scenes

  • KR Mii Studios
    KR Mii Studios 2 months ago

    the funny moment of Patrick is no this is patrick

  • Cosmodeous
    Cosmodeous 2 months ago

    Can you just stop talking so that I can hear the SpongeBob clips

  • Hely Malka
    Hely Malka 2 months ago

    Nope, barnacle story is number 1 by far

  • KiddKlutch3420
    KiddKlutch3420 2 months ago

    "What's in the box anyway?!?" "My wallets"

  • wwe fan
    wwe fan 2 months ago

    Where was haha its a giraffe

    SHAMESHA MARCIAL 2 months ago


  • Cardinal Films
    Cardinal Films 2 months ago

    Accidentally left speed at 0.75x

  • xenomorph warrior
    xenomorph warrior 2 months ago

    Bye my tablet on %3

  • Kiru the demon
    Kiru the demon 2 months ago

    Yes mayo and horseradish is a instrument

  • Mr.train star 6 Smith
    Mr.train star 6 Smith 2 months ago

    Patrick: Firmly grasp it

  • Jack The red fox
    Jack The red fox 2 months ago


  • Daz 187
    Daz 187 2 months ago

    2:33 lol, *whhheere's thhe leaak, maa'aam?*

  • VGBC P3rs0na
    VGBC P3rs0na 2 months ago


  • Amber Potter
    Amber Potter 2 months ago


  • Gregory Amicar 57
    Gregory Amicar 57 2 months ago


  • CJ & Avery's Random Reviews

    “i love you”

  • Flynn Gallagher Sharon Hirrel

    You missed who you calling pinhead!

  • Mr. Goat
    Mr. Goat 3 months ago +1

    True friends are those who understand Patrick quotes

  • DarkPhaZe DarkPhaZe
    DarkPhaZe DarkPhaZe 3 months ago


  • Han Solo
    Han Solo 3 months ago

    When you run out of ideas and you resort to this

  • Aaron Kern
    Aaron Kern 3 months ago

    This video would be 100% better if this stupid bitch would shut up for 10 seconds....

  • Sam I Am
    Sam I Am 3 months ago +1

    Intro: stupidity, then Patrick
    Me: dumb, stupidity, idiotic, cat (victorious), then Patrick

  • Lana Alem
    Lana Alem 3 months ago +5

    SpongeBob: *erases PAT in PATRICK in Patrick's nametag*

  • MaxDragonSoul
    MaxDragonSoul 3 months ago +1

    "I saw it! It was big! It was all wiggly!"
    man i never got that joke until now

  • Mr.train star 6 Smith
    Mr.train star 6 Smith 3 months ago +1

    SpongeBob:Patrick you okay? Patrick:Finnnland

  • Throw Away
    Throw Away 3 months ago

    No "LEDLEDELDELDELDELDLE" I'm disliking.

  • TempleTagger
    TempleTagger 3 months ago

    7:14 woah

  • The Nephew Music
    The Nephew Music 3 months ago +1

    Patric not recognizing his parents is the most iconic one tho

  • Katlady Klawson
    Katlady Klawson 3 months ago +6

    Any of you remember this.
    Spongebob : say that again
    Patrick : that again
    Spongebob : no the other thing
    Patrick : no the other thing

  • Drew Mon
    Drew Mon 3 months ago


  • Andrew Vincent
    Andrew Vincent 3 months ago

    Ha ha so funny!!

  • Jose Lopez
    Jose Lopez 3 months ago

    Posted a Wumbo Patrick picture on instagram

  • [Gacha] Sundae
    [Gacha] Sundae 3 months ago


  • AstmaBoi 420
    AstmaBoi 420 3 months ago

    you missed its a giraffe

  • terror turtle
    terror turtle 3 months ago

    Want money kid?
    wtf kid I wanted to give you 200 bucks but ok!!!!

  • Pat, Leader of PATSw0RLD
    Pat, Leader of PATSw0RLD 3 months ago +2

    Where's this?
    Squidward: Solitude in E Minor
    Squidward: - starts playing on the first note -
    Patrick:- snores -

  • Anony Mous
    Anony Mous 3 months ago +1

    So basically, every meme you could want came from this show. Huh.

  • Ren J
    Ren J 3 months ago

    I haven't seen the whole video but I remember from the doodle Bob episode he goes where's the leak mam