New Rule: You Can't Always Get What You Want | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Eric Lee
    Eric Lee 3 hours ago

    Warren is the same person who has no issues ruining people’s lives if it helps her politically. She still terrorizes police by refusing to accept that Ferguson was a lie regardless of the overwhelming evidence that Obama and Holder showed us. She is pure evil

  • Calla Antoinette
    Calla Antoinette 18 hours ago

    Omg. Wtf is wrong with people? Thank you Bill. The only voice of reason on this stupid fucking planet.

  • AJ 1978
    AJ 1978 Day ago

    Why is Maher not running for president?

  • Zachary Whitehead
    Zachary Whitehead 3 days ago +3

    I am a conservative, and I like watching a lot of Maher... A sensible person on the other side. We currently have too many people on the far left and far right dictating our nation... The people in the middle that can find common ground to fix issues in our country are the ones we need making decisions.

  • Oyga Fancy
    Oyga Fancy 3 days ago


  • D DeWitty
    D DeWitty 4 days ago

    Come on Maher it is deeper than " o wow she prosecuted people". She did not do her job in the interest of the "so called criminals" or families. Hiding evidence that can let a person go free, aint doing shit for the family or the public. Innocent man in jail, craze killer just running around...dumb bitch..its all about winning, no matter wht.

  • Steve Sisko
    Steve Sisko 5 days ago

    Hey Bill Maher, what Hillary did with her emails was a CRIME. "Nit picking"? You're an idiot.

  • Alex Pastor
    Alex Pastor 6 days ago

    He's right democrats worst enemies are democrats!!!

  • David Flory
    David Flory 7 days ago +1

    One of your best, out of many Bill!...

  • Manuela Rodriguez
    Manuela Rodriguez 9 days ago

    Snowflake!! Haha too funny!!!🤣😂🤣😂

  • Katarina Aram
    Katarina Aram 9 days ago

    Bill Maher... You're the phony.

  • Dominic Chan
    Dominic Chan 12 days ago

    Thought I'd end up with Sean
    But he wasn't a match
    Wrote some songs about Ricky
    Now I listen and laugh
    Even almost got married
    And for Pete, I'm so thankful
    Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Malcolm
    'Cause he was an angel

    One taught me love
    One taught me patience
    And one taught me pain
    Now, I'm so amazing
    Say I've loved and I've lost
    But that's not what I see
    So, look what I got
    Look what you taught me
    And for that, I say

    Thank you, next (Next)
    Thank you, next (Next)
    Thank you, next
    I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
    Thank you, next (Next)
    Thank you, next (Next)
    Thank you, next (Next)
    I'm so fuckin'-

    [Verse 2]
    Spend more time with my friends
    I ain't worried 'bout nothin'
    Plus, I met someone else
    We havin' better discussions
    I know they say I move on too fast
    But this one gon' last
    'Cause her name is Ari
    And I'm so good with that (So good with that)

    She taught me love (Love)
    She taught me patience (Patience)
    How she handles pain (Pain)
    That shit's amazing (Yeah, she's amazing)
    I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)
    But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)
    'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah)
    Ain't no need for searching, and for that, I say

    Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
    Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
    Thank you, next (Thank you)
    I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
    Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
    Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)
    Thank you, next (Next)
    I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

    Thank you, next
    Thank you, next
    Thank you, next
    I'm so fuckin'-

    One day I'll walk down the aisle
    Holding hands with my mama
    I'll be thanking my dad
    'Cause she grew from the drama
    Only wanna do it once, real bad
    Gon' make that shit last
    God forbid something happens
    Least this song is a smash (Song is a smash)

    I've got so much love (Love)
    Got so much patience (Patience)
    I've learned from the pain (Pain)
    I turned out amazing (Turned out amazing)
    Say I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)
    But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)
    'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah)
    Ain't no need for searching
    And for that, I say

    Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
    Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
    Thank you, next
    I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
    Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
    Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)
    Thank you, next (Next)
    I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

    Thank you, next
    Thank you, next
    Thank you, next
    Yeah, yee
    Thank you, next
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    Thank you, next
    Yeah, yee

  • Timothy Brown
    Timothy Brown 12 days ago

    When it comes to bursting in flames in front of churches, don't forget the mosques and temples Bill! ; D

  • Joey
    Joey 13 days ago

    Yes Bill.
    Because leaking national security information isn't a big deal right?

    • Timothy Brown
      Timothy Brown 12 days ago

      What about the fact that "Orange Crush" invited the Russian spy master into the white house to share our info after firing Comey???

  • Hannah Banana
    Hannah Banana 15 days ago

    Ugh, Vox

  • sabbracadabra
    sabbracadabra 16 days ago

    I love Bill Maher so much. Not just the politics but digs at things like Taylor Swift, millennial outrage, etc... it is all so important to be said and he is one of the few well known people to actually say these things.

  • sabbracadabra
    sabbracadabra 16 days ago

    "Trump is going to save the world" - Buddy Holly

  • Michael Buehler
    Michael Buehler 17 days ago

    Bill Maher is a fucking tool.

  • jen gulizio
    jen gulizio 20 days ago

    your raw honesty is awesome ans I have so many new rules for you....

  • Michael Hunt
    Michael Hunt 20 days ago

    We seem to have a new generation of Sissy's or Snow flakes. Wtf happened to our country?

  • Vasco Apolonio
    Vasco Apolonio 20 days ago +1

    This a Republican manouver: Let Democrats drown in their on shit !!! Be ware, Democrats. Dont forget Bernnie... He is a real politician, with a real Backbone...

  • Whiskey Bravo
    Whiskey Bravo 23 days ago

    The Left is eating its young. We are seeing now how the Left is imploding and Trump will definitely be elected for a second term. No doubt about that.

  • tommy garmon
    tommy garmon 25 days ago

    Team Liz an Burn.

  • Lidija Cullen
    Lidija Cullen 28 days ago

    Why did Taylor Swift have to go down with the politicians? That being asked, he wasn't that funny for a long time.

  • Lidija Cullen
    Lidija Cullen 28 days ago

    I have no reservations 🔥thank you🔥.

  • Don Robertson
    Don Robertson 29 days ago

    Oh well, we'll just have to wait for a new roman polanski movie. Nothing wrong with him.

  • SuperDynamite666
    SuperDynamite666 29 days ago

    Dem party wants to please everyone but in this process they have lost their posture, they have all the media control, spread out all over education yet they lack a lot, i think the party itself more than the supporters dont celebrate America but always looking to demonize it, u have to love your country and have empathy for all kinds of people who live here, cant demonize one grp of ppl over others, that fundamentally should not be, help each other out instead of fighting, & democratic ruled states and cities have the most exuberant horrible housing rates recently, and people have gone poor and homeless because of this, and now they dont wield enough strength mentally to fix these issues, which sometimes means to take bold actions..they lack some basic principles more so today than in the past. Bill is kinda the old dem who sees things a bit more classically! He doesnt resonate with todays party. Todays democratic party has 20 wanna be leaders with 20 diff ideas of what it means to be them, and thats not cutting it, they are seeking their own identity. Being a moderate blue and a moderate red is the only way this country will work together! And has in the past! Hope the average hardworking people get more for living in this great nation, and the 1% show some love to the rest of the people. Peace!

  • Pierre Le Bon
    Pierre Le Bon 29 days ago

    One-liners. For 7 whole minutes. Boaring. YouAreNotFunny. And yes: Hillaries Emails are bullshit.

  • Jka Vill
    Jka Vill Month ago

    Keep America great ... Trump 2020.

  • Leigh Tonne
    Leigh Tonne Month ago

    The Presidents are only interested in getting their pictures on money and gold

  • Timothy Brown
    Timothy Brown Month ago

    The latest example can be shown by fans of GOT who didn't like how the last season ended and wanted it redone (Seriously???), that is truly stupid and the last election truly proves that if you can't be adult enough to accept the imperfect for the necessary and continue to have a temper tantrum and not vote for your own interests, you truly deserve to have Trump win so as an adult who understands this I must ask can Millennials and minorities and those who call themselves anti-Trump persons PLEASE cut the bull and vote no matter who wins the Democratic nomination?

    If Genghis Khan were to appear from the past and somehow win the vote, I vote for him because at least he was a competent leader of men!!

  • Anesthesia Awareness

    The people who say that us democrats need to unite are really saying you owe us your vote. If you want us to vote for you give us something to vote for and quit screwing progressives. We would unite if our side of the party lost fairly, but you can't screw us out of the things that we think are the most important to us and then tell us to vote for you anyway.

  • Randall P
    Randall P Month ago

    Bill, our generation's 2 is the Millennial generation's 5,836.

  • Joshua Brown
    Joshua Brown Month ago

    Bullshit on a stick

  • Chaz Smith
    Chaz Smith Month ago

    Bill constantly bashes conservatives and praises liberals until it's time to think deeper and then he bashes liberals and praises conservatives, lol. When are you just going to change sides for pete's sake.

  • Hello There
    Hello There Month ago

    National security = Nitpicking. Good job Bill! You're an idiot.

  • ExperiencedGhost
    ExperiencedGhost Month ago

    Finally he's showing his true face again. Maher is a puppet of the pedophile evil elite. Hillary is a pedophile, as is Joe Biden. Those emails were proof of her insanity and part of the child sacrificing evil club. Do you want that scum to be ruling over you??? They want the countries to be at war with each other, it suits the depopulation program that Bill Gates tries to convince you that it is a good thing! They want you dead. So, fuck Hilary Clinton and her scum husband. Fuck Obama! That crook and liar,. Is he a pedophile? I would not be surprised! Never been born in Hawaii. He was aloud to show a fake document and claim it as a president that it was real while many American experts were proving that it was a fake! You must be dumb to support those evil people. Kill them all. We knew already about Bill Maher true face, his has showing it again. Telling about coming out of the closet!

  • Romel Salazar
    Romel Salazar Month ago

    Trump claims to be🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Ernest Money
    Ernest Money Month ago

    Maher would be better without his rent-a-moron audience.

  • Eric Manuel
    Eric Manuel Month ago

    Bill Maher you could topple the Mr president trump! It's the best & greatest debate of all time! The whole world will surely watch!! Instead of world war 3!!Thank

  • Eric Manuel
    Eric Manuel Month ago

    Bill Maher for President! Not to late to register? You got a better shot for the great debate over Mr president trump! Go for it!!

  • Bernadette Smart
    Bernadette Smart Month ago

    Bill Maher is a paedophile.
    His own admissions that he is a client of Epstein's and has been a participant of the horrendous activities there means he's going to jail for a very long time.
    He also threw Bill Clinton under the bus with his own tweets regards the Lolitta Express and the visits to Epstein's Islands.
    Watch this space.
    Ask him what he knows about Hillary Clinton and Satanism.
    Or what the significance of his wearing red shoes means.
    Justice for the victims.

  • Jaimie Palmer
    Jaimie Palmer Month ago

    I'm surprised you didn't see that in a star is born. I saw it in the original and I was just a kid.

  • 37Dionysos
    37Dionysos Month ago

    So many wonderful "lesser evils" to pick from! Get lost.

  • BOCfan
    BOCfan Month ago

    Ah forget it, Dems are screwed and a party on the edge of destroying itself. You need to stop having the far left dictate the dialogue. Your continuing to isolate the middle ground voter and it’s the middle that wins it. If you don’t change soon Trump will beat your asses once again.

  • Ash Muntz
    Ash Muntz Month ago

    if dems want to win 2020...dtop promting the aoc s..and the beto s and ther bernies....your people see through are handing 2020 to trump...maga 2020

  • Dennis Fiorillo
    Dennis Fiorillo Month ago

    All Dem candidates are full of shit.They will say anything to get a vote.Do you really want Biden or Harris or Sanders for pres.Really?

  • Jefferson Diaz
    Jefferson Diaz Month ago +1

    So Bill Maher wants the media to give all the Democrats a pass not to do any journalism and only write good stories do everything possible just to beat Trump wow how honest

    • Kevin Odom
      Kevin Odom Month ago

      Even though he will never admit it Bill will be voting for Trump before these leftist communist maniacs are done. That would be hilarious.

    • Kevin Odom
      Kevin Odom Month ago

      I guess you’ve Got to respect the honesty even though it’s very misguided at times.

  • Jose Duran
    Jose Duran Month ago

    Mahr, is a fake,

  • Patrick S
    Patrick S Month ago +4

    Nitpicked over emails? That's like saying Jeffrey Dahmer was nitpicked over his eating habits.
    Nobody cares about the 'dark spots' on the Democrats. It's their promises to take our health plans away so they can cover illegal aliens.
    As for the Oscars, does anyone still watch them outside NYC?

  • wingnutofcoolness
    wingnutofcoolness Month ago

    Trump did not claim to be a human. That was Mark Zuckerberg.

  • Micol Fortuna
    Micol Fortuna Month ago

    Trump 2020

  • sam_well
    sam_well Month ago

    Elizabeth Warren claims she is a native and never went to Standing Rock Indian Reservation, who did ? Jill Stain

  • Aaron J
    Aaron J Month ago +4

    Because calling out presidential candidates who wipe their computers to hide evidence of their involvement in suspected crimes and then lying about it is "nitpicking"

  • Big Jim McBob
    Big Jim McBob Month ago

    With respect to Klobuchar, Lyndon Johnson was an absolute bastard to his staff and his family, but he passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act, the Fair Housing Act, Medicare, and Medicaid. In other words, I'm not working for her, so it's not my problem.

  • Alexander Jackson
    Alexander Jackson Month ago +1

    Thankyou again bill maher. The people that dislike this are the snowflake huffpost readers hes talking about

  • kaziabir1
    kaziabir1 Month ago

    Like I said, this time around I am not bashing any Democrats and literally whoever wins will get my vote as long as DNC doesn’t cheat the primary again.

  • kaziabir1
    kaziabir1 Month ago

    Bring Al Frankenstein back !!!

  • Kevin Jones
    Kevin Jones Month ago

    Where's the dicksucking

  • Hugo Gutierrez
    Hugo Gutierrez Month ago

    No Bill is the phoney. Lol

  • The American Crusader

    In summary: Don't criticize Democrats also Maher is gonna throw in some Millennial bashing.

  • Aegis
    Aegis Month ago

    How is challenging Hillary over the email scandal nitpicking?

  • Eddie Marcus
    Eddie Marcus Month ago HELP ME CHANGE THE WORLD

  • Nathan Tasker
    Nathan Tasker Month ago

    “So what? Trump claimed to be human.” Solid gold right there.

  • Melly Gibsons
    Melly Gibsons Month ago

    Emails and other bullshit? She committed a felony and then lied under oath (another felony). This is clear cut. This guy is as dangerous as anyone on television. Spews bullshit with no rationale. He’s a comedian that divides the country.

  • dcbsmt
    dcbsmt Month ago

    Completely missing the point about the critique of Bohemian Rhapsody. The rest is spot on though.

  • Aditi Haider
    Aditi Haider Month ago

    bill Kamala Harris chose not to do her job as a prosecutor cuz she let go the pedophiles in the Catholic church under her jurisdiction when she had the chance to prosecute them

  • Cliff Davis
    Cliff Davis 2 months ago

    Someone good

  • Willie Holmes
    Willie Holmes 2 months ago

    In “Feud: Bette vs. Joan”, they actually had a scene of Victor Buono getting his dick sucked (implied, of course).

  • Carol Just
    Carol Just 2 months ago

    You owe Taylor Swift an apology, Watch her latest video. Rude. I love Warren but she won't win across the bridges because she waited too long to connect with the average American. She carries herself as Hilary and like it or not, the men of the past still vote and will not vote for her. They will still side with Trump because they are unable to be educated past 1969.

    MsPITAI 2 months ago

    That Sones song was JFK Jr.'s favorite. Trump plays it in honor of him....

  • Ellie MM
    Ellie MM 2 months ago +2

    Mahr is starting to channel "George" …...he keeps this up, he's going to be my next favorite comedian.

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  • Kingsley Zissou
    Kingsley Zissou 2 months ago

    so good!

  • Gabriel Vazquez
    Gabriel Vazquez 2 months ago

    Finally the difference between Liberal and Libtard has been exposed.