Bring Me The Blood Of The Young!

  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2019
  • A company is offering to fill your veins with the blood of young people, for a modest fee of $8,000 or more. Would you give it a try?
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Комментарии • 956

  • Emily Lui
    Emily Lui 20 дней назад

    I want to be that one lucky intern! I’ll do anything for you Stephen! 😊

  • Jerry Ingle
    Jerry Ingle 23 дня назад

    And now you know why the Democrats are celebrating abortions up to the time of birth in NY (murder?) and a bill to do the same in VA. Sacrifice to Molech? The sell of organs? Or maybe now it's for that "good blood?" If it were puppies being euthanized that same crowed would be aghast.

  • adamklam1
    adamklam1 25 дней назад

    do they also eat the hearts of lions to gain their strength? sheesh...

  • Petyr Kowalski
    Petyr Kowalski 26 дней назад

    Coming to a creepy castle near you soon

  • the Crow Quill Night Owls
    the Crow Quill Night Owls 28 дней назад

    Wow, thats some Vampire The Masquerade shit right there.

  • Michael Miller
    Michael Miller 28 дней назад

    This is becoming a world of mixed horror stories.
    We have a “scientific” company run by Dracula
    And the clown from It in the White House!

  • Mark Soquet, Jr
    Mark Soquet, Jr 29 дней назад +1

    Keith Richards!!! I think he found the fountain of youth.

  • Stoned Prophet
    Stoned Prophet 29 дней назад


  • Stoned Prophet
    Stoned Prophet 29 дней назад

    You are a creepy man Stephen.

  • David C.
    David C. 29 дней назад +1


  • Aaron Laundry
    Aaron Laundry 29 дней назад

    Having said that I would definitely sell a few litres for a couple grand...Then I'd also go donate to a hospital once I've recovered.

  • Aaron Laundry
    Aaron Laundry 29 дней назад

    So blood that would be donated to hospitals to save people's lives will now go to rich assholes for no good reason.....

  • Kenneth Lee
    Kenneth Lee 29 дней назад

    THAT'S FUCKED UP , SOME PEOPLE CAN BUY ANYTHING LEGAL OR MAKE IT LEGAL , but I can't buy weed ,,,,, They made hydrocodone a candy , then put out opioids , BUT THIS IS THE REASON WHY OPIOIDS COME FROM MEXICO , Pharmaceutical companies bought from Mexico , which opened the door drug trafficking , SO'OOOO , MEXICO WILL BE SHIPPING BLOOD ( PLASMA ) TO THE STATES , put is't this the start of a horror movie , some dumbass have already voted Lex Luthor ( carpetbagger ) to the white house , with no superman to save their ass , you , but we may have a superwoman and with help at her back , WE MAY STILL SURVIVE , I'm just saying , And I Want The Rights To The Tail Of Never Ending Lies , trump ; never let them feel you're in their pockets .

  • Marx Dent
    Marx Dent 29 дней назад

    not funny that some scary shit... Evil just coming out into the open now.
    and conservatives wanted a wall... smh
    I want the Bible and a holy cross because the hill is steep from here.

  • 1989Nihil
    1989Nihil 29 дней назад

    Gues someone watched that Simpsons' episode, where Burns needed blood transfusion stat, and the only match was Bart. And as a result that rapacious old coot suddenly felt rejuvenated.

  • Stoned Prophet
    Stoned Prophet 29 дней назад

    Stephen Colbert is a comedic gatekeeper.

  • Muneeb
    Muneeb 29 дней назад +1

    Here in Pakistan, Most of the People donates their blood for free...
    I think Blood Donations should be Free all around the World so that Poor People can Afford it too...
    Doing Business with Blood isn't a write thing.
    Why don't Foolish, Crazy Kid Headed Trump don't take action against these Businesses?

  • Romantic Outlaw
    Romantic Outlaw 29 дней назад

    nice, that makes my blood a commodity! Time to get paid

  • Allan Stott
    Allan Stott 29 дней назад

    You should ask Hillary about it next time you shill for her.

  • Sailorjerry46
    Sailorjerry46 Месяц назад

    Makes me think of the pizzagate conspiracy... children’s blood with adrenochrome in it slows aging and increases healing.
    The younger the child the better. But the catch is they need to experience something extremely traumatic for adrenochrome to be released into their blood.... like torture or rape. According to the conspiracy.
    Most of Hollywood and politicians use adrenochrome. Harvested from illegal children brought into the country which is why they are so worried about a wall probably.
    But who know. Hopefully just a conspiracy but when I keep seeing things like this I get more suspicious....

  • Julia
    Julia Месяц назад

    I am young and I already sell my plasma along with my other local poor people. We don't get paid anywhere near this much. How do I sell to this startup? Not joking at all. Dystopia is reality when you're giving your plasma in a blood bank warehouse room.

  • David Miller
    David Miller Месяц назад

    Capitalism at its finest

  • PiedPiper11
    PiedPiper11 Месяц назад

    So... Elizabeth Bathory now has her own business?

  • Brent P
    Brent P Месяц назад

    Why not just wear their skin too while we're at it?

  • Hisame Artwork
    Hisame Artwork Месяц назад

    In all the TV shows when a society starts consuming it's young's usually when they go extinct. Just saying.

  • Angry Kittens
    Angry Kittens Месяц назад

    *We do what we must because we can.*

  • Brigada entrevero
    Brigada entrevero Месяц назад

    Soooo baaaaad

  • Pat Fitz
    Pat Fitz Месяц назад

    This makes me raise an eyebrow thinking of the black market and people trafficking. Just gave them another good reason to kidnap our kids. Who's going to be checking that every litre comes from a legal donation or someone really on that age range? They could be illegally bleeding people away for all they care...

  • The Mad Hacker
    The Mad Hacker Месяц назад

    i know that i am 31 but i will gladly provide my blood for a discounted rate of 4000 dollars, a real bargain to be honest

  • Matthew K
    Matthew K Месяц назад

    Lordddd I’m too high for this

  • gula-gula getah sabah
    gula-gula getah sabah Месяц назад

    Gavin Belson would be happy

  • Yes, indeed.
    Yes, indeed. Месяц назад

    The new Bloodborne game is looking great.

  • daniel job
    daniel job Месяц назад

    I thought Hillary was supposed to create the future America where the young are bled out so that the old can live longer? WTF Trumpaholics!?!

  • Space Jam on BluRay
    Space Jam on BluRay Месяц назад

    Steven has done this before, hes trying to cover up

  • knee knee knee
    knee knee knee Месяц назад

    Finally something good on trending!

  • Nitro-Nick
    Nitro-Nick Месяц назад

    Does that blood company need any donors in the UK? Because if you pay me even £1000 I will happily give you 1 full pint of my blood right there and then!

  • My3Abuelitas Airbnb in Little Havana - Miami

    We point to "crazy, wicked, evil" people in history who bathed in the blood of maidens...

  • DAsrada
    DAsrada Месяц назад

    Peter Thiel: I see you have come before me, Belmont, to once again obstruct me, but know that it is the people who call me and wish to give me tribute.
    Belmont: Humanity ill needs a god such as you!
    Peter Thiel: What is a man but a miserable pile of easy deductibles from paypal transactions! ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT YOU!

  • Terry G
    Terry G Месяц назад

    Where are they getting this blood? Seems to me, that needs further looking into.

  • clumsiii
    clumsiii Месяц назад

    Student Debt Crisis -- Solved

  • Jason Henninger
    Jason Henninger Месяц назад

    Good afternoon Countess Bathory. right this way...

  • SkyGemini
    SkyGemini Месяц назад

    Is Ghouliani their cyber-security agent, by any chance?

  • Afreen
    Afreen Месяц назад

    Founded by Dracula.

  • Kevin Booth
    Kevin Booth Месяц назад

    Fucking Blood-Boys

  • Agent Fungus
    Agent Fungus Месяц назад

    Wasn't there some medieval royal weirdo who used to bathe in the blood of young women, thinking that it would keep her young?
    There's not much difference between the current filthy rich and the inbred royalty of old. Both insane and believing they're entitled to things most would consider immoral.

  • Geeske Horneman
    Geeske Horneman Месяц назад

    The first thing I heard when the story about the company came out was an opportunity to earn money.

  • LuOliveira GlobniizLu
    LuOliveira GlobniizLu Месяц назад

    Maria Rita sou tua fan lindo todos os teus shows.

  • Lelo Dean
    Lelo Dean Месяц назад

    Blood for sale?! Earth is getting weird

  • Toine B
    Toine B Месяц назад

    Old News. HBOs Silicone Valley covered this in season 3.

  • ShaeD LifeStyles
    ShaeD LifeStyles Месяц назад

    He is part of the universal church

  • Donald Krause
    Donald Krause Месяц назад

    Is that Trumps (DRUG)?

  • No good deed
    No good deed Месяц назад

    Sucker born every minute

  • Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your Money

    This is old news they talked about this on joe rogan for years now

  • harrifiedify
    harrifiedify Месяц назад

    Good thing I just turned 26!

  • Klara Stern
    Klara Stern Месяц назад

    this isn't a new subject...

  • Hong Fei Bai
    Hong Fei Bai Месяц назад

    I don't think this is what Bernie Sanders meant by free tuition for everybody.

  • Holly Broughton
    Holly Broughton Месяц назад

    Tag urself I'm the intern lol jk I'm anemic but Stephen I'm 19 if you want my blood hmu I'll start taking iron supplements

  • Wayne Clark
    Wayne Clark Месяц назад

    Wait i can get oven mitts that look like lobster claws. Time to go shopping

  • ItsMe18Tree
    ItsMe18Tree Месяц назад

    The demons aren't even trying to hide anymore.

  • Yesnog05
    Yesnog05 Месяц назад

    Yea this is old news, I knew this back in Silicon Valley

  • Sam Barris
    Sam Barris Месяц назад

    This is pretty much America in a nutshell these days. The only way it could be more America is if the rich old person in question went to the clinic in a giant truck, rolling coal the whole way.

  • Lois Sanborn
    Lois Sanborn Месяц назад

    I knew that Silicon Valley blood boy was a real thing!

  • playerkingawesome
    playerkingawesome Месяц назад

    Wow, that seems like a nice idea and I'm absolutely not a vampire. I'm a human.

  • Stephen Li
    Stephen Li Месяц назад

    Stupid democratic snake show

  • Cid B.
    Cid B. Месяц назад

    So how do they prove the blood isn't from some dead old guy on an embalming table?

  • Jeff McKenney
    Jeff McKenney Месяц назад

    Everyone who donates plasma should get at least 75 to 100 dollars for each visit or don't donate at all until the companies cough up the good money there making keeping people young.

  • Niyama
    Niyama Месяц назад

    damnit I'm too old to sell my blood

  • SQW0
    SQW0 Месяц назад

    Now we just need a black dude in shades walking around that place with a sword on his back.

  • Aditya Waghmare
    Aditya Waghmare Месяц назад +1

    Vampire *smirks*

  • Aditya Waghmare
    Aditya Waghmare Месяц назад +3

    Dracula *_wants to know your location_*

  • Josh Nazario
    Josh Nazario Месяц назад +1

    Forget Pennywise, anyone who did that would pretty much be Mr. Burns.

  • Paul Oketch
    Paul Oketch Месяц назад

    Vampires on the loose !

  • CrunchyFrog
    CrunchyFrog Месяц назад

    This reminds me of that episode from the dark modern fantasy TV series 'Preacher', where a Japanese corporation encouraged desperate poor people to sell parts of their souls for a couple thousands dollars ("You won't miss it!"), extracted those soul parts by state of the art high-tech necromancy, then sold those souls to rich people for several million, because souls or even fractions of souls could (temporarily) heal ilnnesses like dementia or prolong life.
    The Bajou witches who had done a lively soul-trade to prolong their own lives (either by paying for souls, or in eviler cases just abducting people and sucking them dry) were pissed off about the competition.

  • sean tap
    sean tap Месяц назад

    Keith Richards has been doing this for years.

  • John Smith
    John Smith Месяц назад

    Colbert looks like a guy who would use foreskin cream on his face like some of the hollyweird elites.
    Maybe he can use the falsely accused MAGA kids blood

  • Tucker Bowen
    Tucker Bowen Месяц назад

    being able to rejuvenate older people with younger people's blood is one of those things that sounds too stupid to be real, and yet somehow it is

  • Emery Lucan
    Emery Lucan Месяц назад

    Jokes on them I have AIDS

  • Rata 4U
    Rata 4U Месяц назад

    Everybody knows the source of blood is from some homeless dude with daddy issues.

  • Olive Papyrus
    Olive Papyrus Месяц назад

    This is f*ked up and creepy.

  • Mauricio Tobon
    Mauricio Tobon Месяц назад

    Not to mention the "healing" powers of the "Wolf Moon"...

  • uk
    uk Месяц назад +1


  • Juana Palacios
    Juana Palacios Месяц назад

    Young bloods wanted by rich eccentric individuals.😱

  • Scott O'Keeffe
    Scott O'Keeffe Месяц назад


  • Jim's videos
    Jim's videos Месяц назад

    One liter for 8 large? What is that stuff, fkin printer ink?

  • robin k tinholt
    robin k tinholt Месяц назад

    i don't think it's legal to sell your plasma in the US, so where and how is this blood getting sold?

  • Hockey Patriot
    Hockey Patriot Месяц назад

    On the Colbert Report, Stephen showed a study involving mice blood transfusions, so I wonder if that was the research they were citing.

  • neverbull llbnerver
    neverbull llbnerver Месяц назад


  • TheTomBevis
    TheTomBevis Месяц назад

    Another product for people with more money than sense.

  • xfactØr
    xfactØr Месяц назад

    tfw you realize you're not young anymore...

  • Nik Naython
    Nik Naython Месяц назад +1

    We are born of the blood...made men by the blood...undone by the blood
    Fear the young blood

  • Justice Anonymous
    Justice Anonymous Месяц назад

    Lol this is real life vampirism

  • De'Shawn Presley
    De'Shawn Presley Месяц назад

    I'm 22... Nice. Just made it. I've sold plasma for waaay less than $8000. If I only get half of that, I'd still be happy

  • Gregory Ashton
    Gregory Ashton Месяц назад

    Suddenly old people are wondering why they’re feeling tired in the afternoon and wanting to play Fortnite.

  • Jack Robertson
    Jack Robertson Месяц назад

    The Protocols of the Elders of Stephen

  • Tyrant-Den
    Tyrant-Den Месяц назад

    Plot twist: it's actually a liquid mush made from pulled YoungBlood comics.

  • Mr Macarony
    Mr Macarony Месяц назад

    Dracula 🧛‍♂️ has a New Company 🤣🤣

  • Golden Ratio
    Golden Ratio Месяц назад

    Adrenochrome. Enough said

  • OghamTheBold
    OghamTheBold Месяц назад

    *DC* ( Dysto-PEON : Capillaries ) : *T.R.U.M.P* ( Thirsting 4 Rich - RED Rhesus - of : *UN* DEAD - Millennial Pulses ) !!!! *_R > G_*

  • Western V
    Western V Месяц назад

    The young are so dumb it isn’t funny at all I know I train them lol

  • Nicholas Whitman
    Nicholas Whitman Месяц назад

    Beasts all over the shop...