Bird Box Part 2: The Trump Address

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2019
  • Your worst imaginable fears get a slot on primetime television in 'Bird Box 2.'
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Комментарии • 168

  • sapphirewyren02
    sapphirewyren02 2 дня назад

    Shouldn't we mute the TV so we can't hear it?
    Smart kid.

  • Kyle Prior
    Kyle Prior 3 дня назад

    This video was uploaded 2 or 3 days before I had even heard about Bird Box. I'm concerned. Did you just give away the plot of Bird Box without spoiling it?
    Serious responses only please. Or non serious. Mostly serious plz.

  • Ingrid •
    Ingrid • 3 дня назад

    😂😂😂😂

  • Moonlit
    Moonlit 3 дня назад

    Love the Late Show lettering, Netflix style.

  • Celldweller Fangirl
    Celldweller Fangirl 6 дней назад

    She kinda reminds me of Amy Acker

  • hayancharm
    hayancharm 6 дней назад

    😂😂😂

  • Joanne Smith
    Joanne Smith 6 дней назад

    Where's part one

  • Diego Kiwi
    Diego Kiwi 6 дней назад

    My mom did tell me to change the channel

  • Zuhayr
    Zuhayr 6 дней назад

    THIS WAS SO HILAROUS IMAO

  • Jayme Ann
    Jayme Ann 7 дней назад

    Bahaha

  • Mei
    Mei 7 дней назад +1

    Her acting is good. Her voice sounds like Sandra Bullock.

  • SLUG
    SLUG 7 дней назад +1

    orange man bad

  • Jim Carl Maasin
    Jim Carl Maasin 7 дней назад

    This will make a better movie 😅

  • Cancun American
    Cancun American 7 дней назад

    The writing staff is on 🔥! 👏
    One of the best intros that I have ever seen... now I gotta go watch this BirdBox movie. It's gonna be strictly a Comedy for me thanks to The Late Show with Stephen & his badass writing staff! 😂🤣😂🤣
    Cheers from Mexico & Happy 2019 y'all!
    🌴😎🍻🍹🤣🌴

  • Wendy Norton
    Wendy Norton 8 дней назад

    Not funny and I’m Dem af

  • The Edifice Complex
    The Edifice Complex 8 дней назад +1

    How many of you run around lookin' for freakin' tv remote every time you hear the fat man's voice? Or that Mazda ad. "Feeeel Aliiiive."

  • Ratmire
    Ratmire 8 дней назад

    Can't wait for Trump to finish the wall, because then he's coming after YOU

  • Gery de Brute
    Gery de Brute 8 дней назад

    lmao find the remote

  • JCO2002
    JCO2002 8 дней назад

    1:05? Is that a joke? What the hell was that supposed to be?

  • just1desi
    just1desi 8 дней назад

    Anyone vote for turning off the tv? Lol just saying

  • Fernando Rueda
    Fernando Rueda 8 дней назад

    *dO yOU uNdERstAND?*

  • धनंजय गजानन परुळेकर

    Undocumented democrates are laughing hard

  • Michael Heathman
    Michael Heathman 8 дней назад

    It’s funny because it’s real. I was watching C.N.N. leading up to man- baby speaking from the Oval Office but I didn’t want to watch man - baby orange sphincter because he’s nauseating but damn if he wasn’t on my t.v. with no warning saying,” My fellow Americans.” I shouted at my tv ,” Fuck You asshole.” It’s sickening to hear man- baby say my fellow Americans. Sickening that he is an American.

  • zakkrick
    zakkrick 8 дней назад

    Saw the movie, this some gun shit

  • Alex Rey
    Alex Rey 8 дней назад

    Orange man bad

  • Oma Rumunna
    Oma Rumunna 8 дней назад

    The dumbest woman ever. TURN OF THE T.V❗

  • Karl Harvy Marx
    Karl Harvy Marx 8 дней назад

    That's about how I feel when I have to hear Fox or Trump. As if having to be bled twice a month at the hospital isn't bad enough, Fox News is always blaring, blathering on about Dear Leader.

  • Link
    Link 8 дней назад +1

    Wow she definitely did that better Bullock did. Actually had emotions and didn't feel like I was watching a piece of paper

  • Daniel Marrin
    Daniel Marrin 8 дней назад

    ""Bird Box" is a movie about a white woman yelling at her children in a rowboat..." -Roy Wood Jr.

  • kirknay
    kirknay 8 дней назад

    Funny about the timing. I was just in CLS class learning about birdboxing with eye injuries. You don't unless both eyes are damaged, and you use a hardened cup over the eyes, not bandaging.

  • Natilie E. S.
    Natilie E. S. 8 дней назад +3

    This...is...Gold

  • Batnat
    Batnat 8 дней назад

    Hey! She's from Daredevil, which is coincidentally about someone who cant see lol.

  • pschroeter1
    pschroeter1 8 дней назад +4

    I expected Trump's speech to be extra unhinged. What we got was a boring retread of a section from a 2016 campaign rally speech.

    • MLG HELP
      MLG HELP 8 дней назад

      Its bcuz his staff made sure he had a double cheeseburger and diet coke before he went on air....to "mellow" him out. 😅

  • trommpete
    trommpete 8 дней назад

    Is it weird that nobody gets the idea to switch the TV off?

  • McDonald's Big Mac
    McDonald's Big Mac 8 дней назад

    👍👍👍👍👍👀

  • Jesus Fajardo
    Jesus Fajardo 8 дней назад +1

    36 dislike!!!
    Well, I guess trumps cabinet doesn't like this videos!!!

  • Blue Fox
    Blue Fox 8 дней назад

    When people want to say they survived the speech, instead of turn off the TV

  • Fred Thompson
    Fred Thompson 8 дней назад +1

    Please take Trumps blindfold off so he can see it and flush himself down the toilet.

  • lazyperfectionist1
    lazyperfectionist1 8 дней назад +8

    Yep. This is why I didn't watch it. I figured that either he wouldn't have anything _true_ to say, or he wouldn't have anything to say that I haven't heard (literally) a million times, and in the mean time, I had better things to do.
    What's this? There was also a Democratic _reply?_ I really don't think that was necessary, but alright. 🤷 What puzzles _me_ is that networks that had the wisdom not to air the State of the Union address, somehow, were suckered into airing _this._ It _can't_ have been beneficial to anyone's ratings.

    • Karen Page
      Karen Page 8 дней назад +1

      I played Mario Kart instead.

  • Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
    Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. 8 дней назад +37

    The bird brain challenge: what Trump supporters do every day.

    • Blackfalk
      Blackfalk 4 дня назад +2

      they're "challenged" alright

  • killeing
    killeing 8 дней назад +2

    i've been saying it since I first saw the movie trailer, putting bird box with president Trump campaigns makes perfect sense for why you'd want to hurt yourself XP

  • Angry Kittens
    Angry Kittens 8 дней назад +43

    Listening to a Trump speech is torture for anyone with a brain.

  • C J
    C J 8 дней назад +10

    This is our drill every night.
    How did he know?

  • unstable genius FL85
    unstable genius FL85 8 дней назад

    I dont even watch the news anymore unless u count SNL's weekend update 😆. I get all my news from Mr. Colbert... Run against Trump next election Steven~ u will win if u ride on Putin's 🐎 shirtless

  • unstable genius FL85
    unstable genius FL85 8 дней назад

    Steven ur the man! U outdue yourself every week and ur one of the few people that make my 54 year old mom laugh enough to never miss ur show, aswell as her 33 yr old son. It's the 1 and only show we're able to watch together

  • ursaltydog
    ursaltydog 8 дней назад +8

    This was... lot better than his speech.. :)

  • phil bert
    phil bert 8 дней назад +6

    Don't listen to the president. Watch CNN for the truth.

    • Brock Samson
      Brock Samson 8 дней назад +2

      can't tell if sarcastic or not...

    • retnavybrat
      retnavybrat 8 дней назад

      As much as I dislike Trump, it's always better to hear what was said as it was said than to depend on _any_ news agency to decide what the important bits were.

  • kuribo1
    kuribo1 8 дней назад +3

    That was actually a good parody...

  • Axioanarchist
    Axioanarchist 8 дней назад +1

    THE PRESIDENT'S ON! HE'S ON EVERY CHANNEL! WE'RE GONNA MISS FLIPPER!

  • Hulagu
    Hulagu 8 дней назад

    This skit makes absolutely no sense

    • Lemi doe
      Lemi doe 8 дней назад +1

      I had to look up "Bird Box" and watch an ad about it. It seems to be a new television series on the Netflix channel. I'll never see it myself since I haven't owned a television set in years. Anyway, the show is about some sort of apocalypse caused by people seeing something and killing themselves after seeing it. A woman was pregnant with twins as it happened. Years later, a handful of survivors, including the woman and her kids, try to get by in what's left of the world by hiding out in a building and wearing blindfolds if they ever have to go outside. The woman, for some reason, has to go on a long journey with her kids, so she preps them to keep the blindfolds on no matter what. I guess the analogy works for the Trump thing except that in the show most of the world were victims with only a few survivors, and in our case only a small number of people fall for Trump's cons and the majority of us have to survive in the world he's destroying. Not sure, but I think that's what the skit is supposed to be saying. I don't think it quite works since most people who see/hear Trump don't fall for his craziness, although it makes us feel various unpleasant emotions to see/hear what his people are falling for each time.

  • Ramius
    Ramius 8 дней назад +4

    Wasn't difficult to find a better actress than Sandra Bullock.

    • Fred Thompson
      Fred Thompson 7 дней назад

      Ramius ....."Putin didn't slip on his tea did he"
      Funny thing about all this.....Fred Thompson was an Actor and Senator and of corse the ship captain who famously said "this will get outta hand and we'll be lucky to live through it".
      Setting up my RU-clip acct. while watching the film. Thanks Fred 😂 RIP

    • Ramius
      Ramius 8 дней назад

      "What gives you the right to fire on my ship? Your message said nothing of a torpedo." ;)

    • Fred Thompson
      Fred Thompson 8 дней назад

      Ramius ...."I doubt you'd remember, but we met once at the Consulate in Leningrad."

    • Ramius
      Ramius 8 дней назад +1

      +Fred Thompson She sucks. :/

    • Fred Thompson
      Fred Thompson 8 дней назад +1

      Ramius .....dude?

  • Ocal
    Ocal 8 дней назад

    FLOTUS Melenie should have done that.. with Eric and Jr. ? Or maybe she did..? eh.. now I'm sure she did!

  • Doudymac
    Doudymac 8 дней назад

    Legend has it they're all dead now...

  • steve crawford
    steve crawford 8 дней назад +11

    This is scarier than the actual Bird Box movie!

  • x0pht
    x0pht 8 дней назад +24

    Solution: send Trump to A Quiet Place.

    • Blackfalk
      Blackfalk 4 дня назад +1

      that'd be cruel
      .
      .
      he'd drive even those aliens insane :/

  • adzplus1
    adzplus1 8 дней назад

    Lmao

  • Ananyanarayan Dhanabalan
    Ananyanarayan Dhanabalan 8 дней назад

    Here’s a crazy idea..... SWITCH OFF the damn TV....

  • Toobrown2toast Games
    Toobrown2toast Games 8 дней назад +4

    So true lol. That's why I had enough with this president. Want someone else who knows what they are doing and knows how to take care the real issue not some old guy who is paranoid that tells outrageous stories to make people afraid. It's like if he said that krumpas wasreal and the only way to defeat him is to build this wall the dumb brain washed people will believe his crazy A$$. So so tired. I got to go back to sleep lol
    p.s. I'm just saying.

  • Ermir Ismaili
    Ermir Ismaili 8 дней назад +15

    "I'm going to say this only once"...great Allo Allo reference.

    • Ocal
      Ocal 8 дней назад +4

      "Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once" - Michelle Dubois of the Résistance

  • Aditya Waghmare
    Aditya Waghmare 8 дней назад +4

    make it a 10 min longer version about his inauguration

  • This Rebel is Scum
    This Rebel is Scum 8 дней назад +1

    1: Why don't you just turn the TV off and do something else?
    2: Who watches network television anyway?

  • Esteban Campos
    Esteban Campos 8 дней назад

    Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Suomy Nona
    Suomy Nona 8 дней назад

    Better title would be "Bird ah...Brain".

  • The. MRS.
    The. MRS. 8 дней назад +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Mcfishy First
    Mcfishy First 8 дней назад

    #LOL more like #hellrazor

  • falcore91
    falcore91 8 дней назад +3

    Take off your blindfold, it’s ok. I have seen the truth and it is beautiful. And orange. And for some reason I get a bit of a Russian vibe looking at it?

    • Wayne T
      Wayne T 8 дней назад +1

      That's great. Good job. Go watch a little more in your room. (whispering aside to everyone): guys I'm afraid we are going to have to kill falcore91. he/she's been infected.

  • h Smith
    h Smith 8 дней назад

    LOL Better than the first one

  • markredblue
    markredblue 8 дней назад +1

    Amy Rutberg FTW!
    (aka Marci Stahl, Netflix' Daredevil)

  • James Ozmun
    James Ozmun 8 дней назад

    😂😂😂😂

  • hellcat1988
    hellcat1988 8 дней назад +1

    Lol that one was good

  • Napoleon I Bonaparte
    Napoleon I Bonaparte 8 дней назад +37

    We’ve all been doing that since November 2016.

  • DiversityProductions
    DiversityProductions 8 дней назад

    well they would know the general time of it. they could have taken off the bilndfold to search briefly...

  • Sup Dude
    Sup Dude 8 дней назад +18

    The kids are soooo cuuute!!! This is another great clip!

  • MEAN DAD
    MEAN DAD 8 дней назад +1

    Perfect example of how the Democrats think.

    • crikey8
      crikey8 8 дней назад +1

      Why just Democrats? How about anyone with a brain???

    • Lapin074
      Lapin074 8 дней назад +9

      At least they think, versus blindly follow.

  • TheLordPresident
    TheLordPresident 8 дней назад +28

    Lol love this skit

    • morris p.
      morris p. 8 дней назад +1

      +TheLordPresident .... Yea I knew that, it was just my attempt at some humour.

    • TheLordPresident
      TheLordPresident 8 дней назад

      morris p. ...it is a skit tho. It’s a short comedy scene.

    • morris p.
      morris p. 8 дней назад +1

      A skit ? Not really happening ?

  • Mattias Ryberg
    Mattias Ryberg 8 дней назад +2

    This is the funnits Trump jokr ever!

  • ThE DuCk
    ThE DuCk 8 дней назад +23

    Trump's Prime time address has been compared to "Jumping the shark "
    Jumping the shark is the moment when something that was once popular no longer warrants the attention it previously received, particularly when attempts at publicity only serve to highlight its irrelevance.
    Oh Yeah this happened too
    ¯\(°_o)/¯
    Trump's 2020 reelection campaign is sending fundraising emails for a 'border fund' in advance of his prime-time Oval Office address.
    ttps://www.businessinsider.com/trump-reelection-campaign-fundraising-emails-border-wall-fund-2019-1

    • ThE DuCk
      ThE DuCk 8 дней назад +1

      +Lemi doe
      I had forgotten that Nuke the Fridge was from Indiana Jones !

    • Lemi doe
      Lemi doe 8 дней назад +5

      +Tamara Thompson Nuke the Fridge means the same thing as Jump the Shark. Jump the Shark is from Happy Days. Nuke the Fridge is from Indiana Jones.

    • Tamara Thompson
      Tamara Thompson 8 дней назад +2

      +James Frank i don't get it . But i wish i did lol .

  • A Cool Million
    A Cool Million 8 дней назад +35

    Comedy gold! This is the height of satire. Based on truth, fair and justified aim and blows the webs of deceit far, far away.

  • PiantaBroker
    PiantaBroker 8 дней назад +4

    can they not just turn off the tv?

    • BullzFan25
      BullzFan25 8 дней назад +2

      Pull the plug? Hit the off button? Who does that anymore?

    • Sam Burns
      Sam Burns 8 дней назад +2

      You're ruining the moment. Sidenote: mind = blown.

  • Agolf Twittler
    Agolf Twittler 9 дней назад

    I am the greatest Peesident ever.

  • Klara Stern
    Klara Stern 9 дней назад +10

    too real :(

  • Governor villa
    Governor villa 9 дней назад +126

    Steven you and your crew are an absolutely national treasure. Keep up the amazing work 😎👍🏽

  • ohmytin
    ohmytin 9 дней назад +23

    For me, Bird Box is full of implications for the current political and social climates. But I don't see many movie critics agree with that.

    • Strange Wayfaring Stranger
      Strange Wayfaring Stranger 8 дней назад +3

      I always feel like movies like that have an underlying message. Now I will view this movie differently when I see it soon.

    • Lapin074
      Lapin074 8 дней назад +4

      According to the author's description, you hit the nail on the head.

  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison :

    For the first time, people wish they were Deaf and Blind only. Trump supporters already have the Dumb part down pat.

  • Mike Perkins
    Mike Perkins 9 дней назад +154

    Trump is an ABOMINATION.
    Trump would rather rule in hell than serve in heaven.

    • Arthur Menges
      Arthur Menges 4 дня назад

      I don't know what imaginary lands have to do with the worst president in u.s. history. This sort of nonsense lead to trump.

    • Philocaly
      Philocaly 8 дней назад +2

      Infernal world, and thou profoundest Hell
      Receive thy new Possessor: One who brings
      A mind not to be chang’d by Place or Time.
      The mind is its own place, and in it self
      Can make a Heav’n of Hell, a Hell of Heav’n.
      What matter where, if I be still the same,
      And what I should be, all but less than he
      Whom Thunder hath made greater? Here at least
      We shall be free; th’ Almighty hath not built
      Here for his envy, will not drive us hence:
      Here we may reign secure, and in my choyce
      To reign is worth ambition though in Hell:
      Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heav’n. -- Milton, "Paradise Lost"

    • Victor Soriano
      Victor Soriano 8 дней назад

      Shit, heaven have alot of shooting massacres. Ja.

    • Alexander Canella
      Alexander Canella 8 дней назад

      +Blackfalk I doubt it

    • Blackfalk
      Blackfalk 8 дней назад +4

      patience - one day he & Pence will both serve in hell

  • Redcatrobe
    Redcatrobe 9 дней назад +40

    1 dislike... I wonder who 😏

    • Abubakar Abdulai
      Abubakar Abdulai 8 часов назад

      The President Himself

    • chez moi
      chez moi 7 дней назад

      +CynAnne1 Tucker Carlson watches Colbert?

    • CynAnne1
      CynAnne1 8 дней назад +2

      Redcatrobe - Some florid, rat-faced 'trust-fund baby', we'd wager... 😊😂

  • Eric Kristiansen
    Eric Kristiansen 9 дней назад +76

    Don't worry the Simpsons predicted his death. We're all waiting.

    • Ol Oem
      Ol Oem 6 дней назад

      Eric Kristiansen, that is brutal! Brutal but very hilarious

    • Aunty Agony
      Aunty Agony 7 дней назад +2

      +Lapin074 But then Lisa becomes president! I want the Lisa future. XD

    • McDonald's Big Mac
      McDonald's Big Mac 8 дней назад +1

      👀

    • Lapin074
      Lapin074 8 дней назад +29

      They also predicted him bankrupting the U.S. government. Can the universe switch episodes chronologically?

  • Karrie pink
    Karrie pink 9 дней назад +87

    Shame they didn't pay for that to air just prior to trump. Great as usual thank you Stephen albeit worrying too

    • Carmel86Tae
      Carmel86Tae 8 дней назад

      Karrie pink That would’ve been perfect!

  • Wallace Keith Duncan Jr.
    Wallace Keith Duncan Jr. 9 дней назад +3

    Hilarious

  • neurofire
    neurofire 9 дней назад +3

    That coulda gone longer - she's good! Funny idea. Add Trump to masturbation as a cause of blindness.

  • Beachcheeka
    Beachcheeka 9 дней назад

    Disgusting

  • Adrian Duran
    Adrian Duran 9 дней назад +4

    It is unfortunately still 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW in Washington, D.C.

  • Ranillo Pakiding Jr
    Ranillo Pakiding Jr 9 дней назад +4

    wahahahahahahahaha!!!!

  • Lana Hudson
    Lana Hudson 9 дней назад +144

    I love Stephen Colbert he is so on point..Bravo sir Bravo 🤩🤩😎🤩😎

    • Lana Hudson
      Lana Hudson 8 дней назад +7

      +Ganiscol
      Yes you are correct.. but it's on his show. So technically it's Bravo to the whole staff and team. It's not just him alone. It all of them..👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

    • Ganiscol
      Ganiscol 9 дней назад +2

      Lana Hudson
      Somebody else wrote and acted this skit, though. Not everything is done by Stephen.

  • Rick Aguilar
    Rick Aguilar 9 дней назад +342

    How I’ve been feeling the last 2 years since we went code orange.

    • Jean Hunter
      Jean Hunter 7 дней назад

      In Canada, Code Orange means 'Code orange: disaster or mass casualties', which is happening with this third shutdown. Spot on, Rick!!

    • Cheryl Hoffman
      Cheryl Hoffman 8 дней назад +2

      Rick Aguilar I thought it was code brown💩

    • AWARHERO
      AWARHERO 8 дней назад +2

      Code Orange is the source of sleep disorder.

  • KitakuEigo
    KitakuEigo 9 дней назад +23

    LOL, awesome!

  • New Message
    New Message 9 дней назад +33

    It's wasn't me I wanted to see dead when I watched the address.

    • Tamara Thompson
      Tamara Thompson 8 дней назад +5

      I watched it . Interesting to see how well 'written' it was . Not much else there to see . Except that i understand addresses like that are typically thought to be a more statesmanly affair than what was on show . Wich was a lot of sidestepping and buck passing.

    • Ichijo Festival
      Ichijo Festival 8 дней назад +4

      You actually watched it?
      Oh...Was it a masochistic thing for you?
      (Pretty sure it's the same for the Cons. They claim they hate being lied to, yet they seem to love it.)

  • Lex Flesher
    Lex Flesher 9 дней назад

    Hilarious!

  • Jason Edson
    Jason Edson 9 дней назад +3

    TurdFaux

  • JamesonScalia
    JamesonScalia 9 дней назад +12

    $$$ Thanks $tephen for being you $$$