Bird Box Part 2: The Trump Address

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  • Published on Jan 9, 2019
  • Your worst imaginable fears get a slot on primetime television in 'Bird Box 2.'
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Comments • 154

  • Ali Yun
    Ali Yun 7 days ago

    The boy is my friend’s little brother lol

  • - Buehmann
    - Buehmann 3 months ago

    I had their remote the whole time. They're dead now.

  • Engah Konneh
    Engah Konneh 3 months ago

    Hahaha

  • marlonious
    marlonious 4 months ago

    😂

  • sapphirewyren02
    sapphirewyren02 4 months ago

    Shouldn't we mute the TV so we can't hear it?
    Smart kid.

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann Month ago

      He may be smart, but he (and everyone else in that clip) is dead now, because I had their remote the whole time.

    • SS Robs
      SS Robs 4 months ago

      sapphirewyren02 Nah, cleary just a reaally dumb mom.

  • Kyle Prior
    Kyle Prior 4 months ago

    This video was uploaded 2 or 3 days before I had even heard about Bird Box. I'm concerned. Did you just give away the plot of Bird Box without spoiling it?
    Serious responses only please. Or non serious. Mostly serious plz.

  • Ingrid •
    Ingrid • 4 months ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • Moonlit
    Moonlit 4 months ago

    Love the Late Show lettering, Netflix style.

  • Celldweller Fangirl
    Celldweller Fangirl 4 months ago

    She kinda reminds me of Amy Acker

  • hayancharm
    hayancharm 4 months ago

    😂😂😂

  • Joanne Smith
    Joanne Smith 4 months ago

    Where's part one

  • Diego Kiwi
    Diego Kiwi 4 months ago

    My mom did tell me to change the channel

  • Zuhayr
    Zuhayr 4 months ago

    THIS WAS SO HILAROUS IMAO

  • Jayme Ann
    Jayme Ann 4 months ago

    Bahaha

  • Mei
    Mei 4 months ago +1

    Her acting is good. Her voice sounds like Sandra Bullock.

  • SLUG
    SLUG 4 months ago +3

    orange man bad

  • Jim Carl Maasin
    Jim Carl Maasin 4 months ago

    This will make a better movie 😅

  • Cancun American
    Cancun American 4 months ago

    The writing staff is on 🔥! 👏
    One of the best intros that I have ever seen... now I gotta go watch this BirdBox movie. It's gonna be strictly a Comedy for me thanks to The Late Show with Stephen & his badass writing staff! 😂🤣😂🤣
    Cheers from Mexico & Happy 2019 y'all!
    🌴😎🍻🍹🤣🌴

  • Wendy Norton
    Wendy Norton 4 months ago +1

    Not funny and I’m Dem af

  • The Edifice Complex
    The Edifice Complex 4 months ago +1

    How many of you run around lookin' for freakin' tv remote every time you hear the fat man's voice? Or that Mazda ad. "Feeeel Aliiiive."

  • JCO2002
    JCO2002 4 months ago

    1:05? Is that a joke? What the hell was that supposed to be?

  • just1desi
    just1desi 4 months ago

    Anyone vote for turning off the tv? Lol just saying

  • Fernando Rueda
    Fernando Rueda 4 months ago

    *dO yOU uNdERstAND?*

  • धनंजय गजानन परुळेकर

    Undocumented democrates are laughing hard

  • Michael Heathman
    Michael Heathman 4 months ago

    It’s funny because it’s real. I was watching C.N.N. leading up to man- baby speaking from the Oval Office but I didn’t want to watch man - baby orange sphincter because he’s nauseating but damn if he wasn’t on my t.v. with no warning saying,” My fellow Americans.” I shouted at my tv ,” Fuck You asshole.” It’s sickening to hear man- baby say my fellow Americans. Sickening that he is an American.

  • zakkrick
    zakkrick 4 months ago

    Saw the movie, this some gun shit

  • Alex Rey
    Alex Rey 4 months ago +2

    Orange man bad

  • Oma Rumunna
    Oma Rumunna 4 months ago

    The dumbest woman ever. TURN OF THE T.V❗

  • Karl Harvy Marx
    Karl Harvy Marx 4 months ago

    That's about how I feel when I have to hear Fox or Trump. As if having to be bled twice a month at the hospital isn't bad enough, Fox News is always blaring, blathering on about Dear Leader.

  • Link
    Link 4 months ago +1

    Wow she definitely did that better Bullock did. Actually had emotions and didn't feel like I was watching a piece of paper

  • Daniel Marrin
    Daniel Marrin 4 months ago

    ""Bird Box" is a movie about a white woman yelling at her children in a rowboat..." -Roy Wood Jr.

  • kirknay
    kirknay 4 months ago

    Funny about the timing. I was just in CLS class learning about birdboxing with eye injuries. You don't unless both eyes are damaged, and you use a hardened cup over the eyes, not bandaging.

  • Natilie E. S.
    Natilie E. S. 4 months ago +3

    This...is...Gold

  • Nick
    Nick 4 months ago

    Hey! She's from Daredevil, which is coincidentally about someone who cant see lol.

  • pschroeter1
    pschroeter1 4 months ago +4

    I expected Trump's speech to be extra unhinged. What we got was a boring retread of a section from a 2016 campaign rally speech.

    • MLG HELP
      MLG HELP 4 months ago

      Its bcuz his staff made sure he had a double cheeseburger and diet coke before he went on air....to "mellow" him out. 😅

  • trommpete
    trommpete 4 months ago

    Is it weird that nobody gets the idea to switch the TV off?

  • McDonald's Big Mac
    McDonald's Big Mac 4 months ago

    👍👍👍👍👍👀

  • Jesus Fajardo
    Jesus Fajardo 4 months ago +1

    36 dislike!!!
    Well, I guess trumps cabinet doesn't like this videos!!!

  • Blue Fox
    Blue Fox 4 months ago

    When people want to say they survived the speech, instead of turn off the TV

  • Fred Thompson
    Fred Thompson 4 months ago +2

    Please take Trumps blindfold off so he can see it and flush himself down the toilet.

  • Lazy Perfectionist
    Lazy Perfectionist 4 months ago +8

    Yep. This is why I didn't watch it. I figured that either he wouldn't have anything _true_ to say, or he wouldn't have anything to say that I haven't heard (literally) a million times, and in the mean time, I had better things to do.
    What's this? There was also a Democratic _reply?_ I really don't think that was necessary, but alright. 🤷 What puzzles _me_ is that networks that had the wisdom not to air the State of the Union address, somehow, were suckered into airing _this._ It _can't_ have been beneficial to anyone's ratings.

    • Karen Page
      Karen Page 4 months ago +1

      I played Mario Kart instead.

  • Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
    Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. 4 months ago +39

    The bird brain challenge: what Trump supporters do every day.

    • Blackfalk
      Blackfalk 4 months ago +2

      they're "challenged" alright

  • killeing
    killeing 4 months ago +2

    i've been saying it since I first saw the movie trailer, putting bird box with president Trump campaigns makes perfect sense for why you'd want to hurt yourself XP

  • Angry Kittens
    Angry Kittens 4 months ago +49

    Listening to a Trump speech is torture for anyone with a brain.

    • Charles Smith
      Charles Smith 3 months ago

      Not too many Lib-Turds have brains!!!!!

  • C J
    C J 4 months ago +11

    This is our drill every night.
    How did he know?

  • unstable genius FL85
    unstable genius FL85 4 months ago

    I dont even watch the news anymore unless u count SNL's weekend update 😆. I get all my news from Mr. Colbert... Run against Trump next election Steven~ u will win if u ride on Putin's 🐎 shirtless

  • unstable genius FL85
    unstable genius FL85 4 months ago

    Steven ur the man! U outdue yourself every week and ur one of the few people that make my 54 year old mom laugh enough to never miss ur show, aswell as her 33 yr old son. It's the 1 and only show we're able to watch together

  • ursaltydog
    ursaltydog 4 months ago +8

    This was... lot better than his speech.. :)

  • phil bert
    phil bert 4 months ago +6

    Don't listen to the president. Watch CNN for the truth.

    • Brock Samson
      Brock Samson 4 months ago +2

      can't tell if sarcastic or not...

    • retnavybrat
      retnavybrat 4 months ago

      As much as I dislike Trump, it's always better to hear what was said as it was said than to depend on _any_ news agency to decide what the important bits were.

  • kuribo1
    kuribo1 4 months ago +3

    That was actually a good parody...

  • Axioanarchist
    Axioanarchist 4 months ago +2

    THE PRESIDENT'S ON! HE'S ON EVERY CHANNEL! WE'RE GONNA MISS FLIPPER!

  • Hulagu
    Hulagu 4 months ago

    This skit makes absolutely no sense

    • Lemi doe
      Lemi doe 4 months ago +1

      I had to look up "Bird Box" and watch an ad about it. It seems to be a new television series on the Netflix channel. I'll never see it myself since I haven't owned a television set in years. Anyway, the show is about some sort of apocalypse caused by people seeing something and killing themselves after seeing it. A woman was pregnant with twins as it happened. Years later, a handful of survivors, including the woman and her kids, try to get by in what's left of the world by hiding out in a building and wearing blindfolds if they ever have to go outside. The woman, for some reason, has to go on a long journey with her kids, so she preps them to keep the blindfolds on no matter what. I guess the analogy works for the Trump thing except that in the show most of the world were victims with only a few survivors, and in our case only a small number of people fall for Trump's cons and the majority of us have to survive in the world he's destroying. Not sure, but I think that's what the skit is supposed to be saying. I don't think it quite works since most people who see/hear Trump don't fall for his craziness, although it makes us feel various unpleasant emotions to see/hear what his people are falling for each time.

  • Ramius
    Ramius 4 months ago +4

    Wasn't difficult to find a better actress than Sandra Bullock.

    • Fred Thompson
      Fred Thompson 4 months ago

      Ramius ....."Putin didn't slip on his tea did he"
      Funny thing about all this.....Fred Thompson was an Actor and Senator and of corse the ship captain who famously said "this will get outta hand and we'll be lucky to live through it".
      Setting up my RU-clip acct. while watching the film. Thanks Fred 😂 RIP

    • Ramius
      Ramius 4 months ago

      "What gives you the right to fire on my ship? Your message said nothing of a torpedo." ;)

    • Fred Thompson
      Fred Thompson 4 months ago

      Ramius ...."I doubt you'd remember, but we met once at the Consulate in Leningrad."

    • Ramius
      Ramius 4 months ago +1

      +Fred Thompson She sucks. :/

    • Fred Thompson
      Fred Thompson 4 months ago +1

      Ramius .....dude?

  • Ocal
    Ocal 4 months ago

    FLOTUS Melenie should have done that.. with Eric and Jr. ? Or maybe she did..? eh.. now I'm sure she did!

  • Doudymac
    Doudymac 4 months ago

    Legend has it they're all dead now...

  • steve crawford
    steve crawford 4 months ago +12

    This is scarier than the actual Bird Box movie!

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann 3 months ago

      So you're saying the actual Bird Box is funnier? lol

  • x0pht
    x0pht 4 months ago +34

    Solution: send Trump to A Quiet Place.

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann 3 months ago +1

      When it comes to Trump, no place is quiet. :D

  • adzplus1
    adzplus1 4 months ago

    Lmao

  • Ananyanarayan Dhanabalan

    Here’s a crazy idea..... SWITCH OFF the damn TV....

  • Toobrown2toast Games
    Toobrown2toast Games 4 months ago +5

    So true lol. That's why I had enough with this president. Want someone else who knows what they are doing and knows how to take care the real issue not some old guy who is paranoid that tells outrageous stories to make people afraid. It's like if he said that krumpas wasreal and the only way to defeat him is to build this wall the dumb brain washed people will believe his crazy A$$. So so tired. I got to go back to sleep lol
    p.s. I'm just saying.

  • Ermir Ismaili
    Ermir Ismaili 4 months ago +15

    "I'm going to say this only once"...great Allo Allo reference.

    • Ocal
      Ocal 4 months ago +4

      "Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once" - Michelle Dubois of the Résistance

  • Do not subscribe to me- or thanos won't like it

    make it a 10 min longer version about his inauguration

  • This Rebel is Scum
    This Rebel is Scum 4 months ago +1

    1: Why don't you just turn the TV off and do something else?
    2: Who watches network television anyway?

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann 3 months ago

      They couldn't turn the TV off, since it doesn't have an off button, and I had their remote.
      They're dead now.

  • Esteban Campos
    Esteban Campos 4 months ago

    Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Suomy Nona
    Suomy Nona 4 months ago

    Better title would be "Bird ah...Brain".

  • The. MRS.
    The. MRS. 4 months ago +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Mcfishy First
    Mcfishy First 4 months ago

    #LOL more like #hellrazor

  • falcore91
    falcore91 4 months ago +3

    Take off your blindfold, it’s ok. I have seen the truth and it is beautiful. And orange. And for some reason I get a bit of a Russian vibe looking at it?

    • Wayne T
      Wayne T 4 months ago +1

      That's great. Good job. Go watch a little more in your room. (whispering aside to everyone): guys I'm afraid we are going to have to kill falcore91. he/she's been infected.

  • h Smith
    h Smith 4 months ago

    LOL Better than the first one

  • markredblue
    markredblue 4 months ago +1

    Amy Rutberg FTW!
    (aka Marci Stahl, Netflix' Daredevil)

  • Eleven Words
    Eleven Words 4 months ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • hellcat1988
    hellcat1988 4 months ago +1

    Lol that one was good

  • Napoleon I Bonaparte
    Napoleon I Bonaparte 4 months ago +39

    We’ve all been doing that since November 2016.

  • DiversityProductions
    DiversityProductions 4 months ago

    well they would know the general time of it. they could have taken off the bilndfold to search briefly...

  • Sup Dude
    Sup Dude 4 months ago +18

    The kids are soooo cuuute!!! This is another great clip!

  • mountopian 1
    mountopian 1 4 months ago +1

    Perfect example of how the Democrats think.

    • crikey8
      crikey8 4 months ago +1

      Why just Democrats? How about anyone with a brain???

    • Lapin074
      Lapin074 4 months ago +9

      At least they think, versus blindly follow.

  • regular mii
    regular mii 4 months ago +28

    Lol love this skit

    • morris p.
      morris p. 4 months ago +1

      +regular mii .... Yea I knew that, it was just my attempt at some humour.

    • regular mii
      regular mii 4 months ago

      morris p. ...it is a skit tho. It’s a short comedy scene.

    • morris p.
      morris p. 4 months ago +1

      A skit ? Not really happening ?

  • Mattias Ryberg
    Mattias Ryberg 4 months ago +2

    This is the funnits Trump jokr ever!

  • ThE DuCk
    ThE DuCk 4 months ago +23

    Trump's Prime time address has been compared to "Jumping the shark "
    Jumping the shark is the moment when something that was once popular no longer warrants the attention it previously received, particularly when attempts at publicity only serve to highlight its irrelevance.
    Oh Yeah this happened too
    ¯\(°_o)/¯
    Trump's 2020 reelection campaign is sending fundraising emails for a 'border fund' in advance of his prime-time Oval Office address.
    ttps://www.businessinsider.com/trump-reelection-campaign-fundraising-emails-border-wall-fund-2019-1

    • ThE DuCk
      ThE DuCk 4 months ago +1

      +Lemi doe
      I had forgotten that Nuke the Fridge was from Indiana Jones !

    • Lemi doe
      Lemi doe 4 months ago +5

      +Tamara Thompson Nuke the Fridge means the same thing as Jump the Shark. Jump the Shark is from Happy Days. Nuke the Fridge is from Indiana Jones.

    • Tamara Thompson
      Tamara Thompson 4 months ago +2

      +James Frank i don't get it . But i wish i did lol .

    • James Frank
      James Frank 4 months ago +5

      He's already beyond "Nuke The Fridge" levels of insanity...

  • A Cool Million
    A Cool Million 4 months ago +36

    Comedy gold! This is the height of satire. Based on truth, fair and justified aim and blows the webs of deceit far, far away.

  • PiantaBroker
    PiantaBroker 4 months ago +4

    can they not just turn off the tv?

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann 3 months ago

      Their TV doesn't have an off button. And I had their remote the whole time. They're dead now.

    • BullzFan25
      BullzFan25 4 months ago +2

      Pull the plug? Hit the off button? Who does that anymore?

    • Sam Burns
      Sam Burns 4 months ago +2

      You're ruining the moment. Sidenote: mind = blown.

  • Agolf Twittler
    Agolf Twittler 4 months ago

    I am the greatest Peesident ever.

  • Klara Stern
    Klara Stern 4 months ago +10

    too real :(

  • Governor villa
    Governor villa 4 months ago +131

    Steven you and your crew are an absolutely national treasure. Keep up the amazing work 😎👍🏽

  • ohmytin
    ohmytin 4 months ago +23

    For me, Bird Box is full of implications for the current political and social climates. But I don't see many movie critics agree with that.

    • Strange Wayfaring Stranger
      Strange Wayfaring Stranger 4 months ago +3

      I always feel like movies like that have an underlying message. Now I will view this movie differently when I see it soon.

    • Lapin074
      Lapin074 4 months ago +4

      According to the author's description, you hit the nail on the head.

  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison :

    For the first time, people wish they were Deaf and Blind only. Trump supporters already have the Dumb part down pat.

  • Redcatrobe
    Redcatrobe 4 months ago +41

    1 dislike... I wonder who 😏

    • Abubakar Abdulai
      Abubakar Abdulai 4 months ago +1

      The President Himself

    • chez moi
      chez moi 4 months ago +1

      +CynAnne1 Tucker Carlson watches Colbert?

    • CynAnne1
      CynAnne1 4 months ago +2

      Redcatrobe - Some florid, rat-faced 'trust-fund baby', we'd wager... 😊😂

  • Eric Kristiansen
    Eric Kristiansen 4 months ago +78

    Don't worry the Simpsons predicted his death. We're all waiting.

    • Ol Oem
      Ol Oem 4 months ago

      Eric Kristiansen, that is brutal! Brutal but very hilarious

    • McDonald's Big Mac
      McDonald's Big Mac 4 months ago +1

      👀

    • Lapin074
      Lapin074 4 months ago +29

      They also predicted him bankrupting the U.S. government. Can the universe switch episodes chronologically?

  • Fancy Flapjack
    Fancy Flapjack 4 months ago +87

    Shame they didn't pay for that to air just prior to trump. Great as usual thank you Stephen albeit worrying too

    • Carmel86Tae
      Carmel86Tae 4 months ago

      Karrie pink That would’ve been perfect!

  • Dr00f
    Dr00f 4 months ago +3

    Hilarious

  • neurofire
    neurofire 4 months ago +3

    That coulda gone longer - she's good! Funny idea. Add Trump to masturbation as a cause of blindness.

  • Beachcheeka
    Beachcheeka 4 months ago

    Disgusting

  • Adrian Duran
    Adrian Duran 4 months ago +4

    It is unfortunately still 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW in Washington, D.C.

  • Ranillo Pakiding Jr
    Ranillo Pakiding Jr 4 months ago +4

    wahahahahahahahaha!!!!

  • Lana Hudson
    Lana Hudson 4 months ago +147

    I love Stephen Colbert he is so on point..Bravo sir Bravo 🤩🤩😎🤩😎

    • Lana Hudson
      Lana Hudson 4 months ago +7

      +Ganiscol
      Yes you are correct.. but it's on his show. So technically it's Bravo to the whole staff and team. It's not just him alone. It all of them..👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

    • Ganiscol
      Ganiscol 4 months ago +2

      Lana Hudson
      Somebody else wrote and acted this skit, though. Not everything is done by Stephen.

  • Rick Aguilar
    Rick Aguilar 4 months ago +355

    How I’ve been feeling the last 2 years since we went code orange.

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann 3 months ago

      +Cheryl Hoffman Code brown is when I either rip a big one, or drop a big load in the toilet. Either way, everyone has to evacuate the city until the situation's taken care of.

    • Jean Hunter
      Jean Hunter 4 months ago +1

      In Canada, Code Orange means 'Code orange: disaster or mass casualties', which is happening with this third shutdown. Spot on, Rick!!

    • Cheryl Hoffman
      Cheryl Hoffman 4 months ago +2

      Rick Aguilar I thought it was code brown💩

    • AWARHERO
      AWARHERO 4 months ago +3

      Code Orange is the source of sleep disorder.

  • KitakuEigo
    KitakuEigo 4 months ago +23

    LOL, awesome!

  • New Message
    New Message 4 months ago +33

    It's wasn't me I wanted to see dead when I watched the address.

    • Tamara Thompson
      Tamara Thompson 4 months ago +5

      I watched it . Interesting to see how well 'written' it was . Not much else there to see . Except that i understand addresses like that are typically thought to be a more statesmanly affair than what was on show . Wich was a lot of sidestepping and buck passing.

    • Ichijo Festival
      Ichijo Festival 4 months ago +4

      You actually watched it?
      Oh...Was it a masochistic thing for you?
      (Pretty sure it's the same for the Cons. They claim they hate being lied to, yet they seem to love it.)

  • Lex F.
    Lex F. 4 months ago

    Hilarious!

  • Jason Edson
    Jason Edson 4 months ago +3

    TurdFaux