Bird Box Part 2: The Trump Address

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  • Published on Jan 9, 2019
  • Your worst imaginable fears get a slot on primetime television in 'Bird Box 2.'
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Comments • 156

  • Ali Yun
    Ali Yun 5 months ago

    The boy is my friend’s little brother lol

  • - Buehmann
    - Buehmann 8 months ago

    I had their remote the whole time. They're dead now.

  • Engah Konneh
    Engah Konneh 8 months ago

    Hahaha

  • Marlon Mudzudzu
    Marlon Mudzudzu 9 months ago

    😂

  • sapphirewyren02
    sapphirewyren02 9 months ago

    Shouldn't we mute the TV so we can't hear it?
    Smart kid.

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann 6 months ago

      He may be smart, but he (and everyone else in that clip) is dead now, because I had their remote the whole time.

    • SS Robs
      SS Robs 9 months ago

      sapphirewyren02 Nah, cleary just a reaally dumb mom.

  • Kyle Prior
    Kyle Prior 9 months ago

    This video was uploaded 2 or 3 days before I had even heard about Bird Box. I'm concerned. Did you just give away the plot of Bird Box without spoiling it?
    Serious responses only please. Or non serious. Mostly serious plz.

  • Ingrid •
    Ingrid • 9 months ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • Moonlit
    Moonlit 9 months ago

    Love the Late Show lettering, Netflix style.

  • Celldweller Fangirl
    Celldweller Fangirl 9 months ago

    She kinda reminds me of Amy Acker

  • hayancharm
    hayancharm 9 months ago

    😂😂😂

  • Joanne Smith
    Joanne Smith 9 months ago

    Where's part one

  • Diego Kiwi
    Diego Kiwi 9 months ago

    My mom did tell me to change the channel

  • Zuhayr
    Zuhayr 9 months ago

    THIS WAS SO HILAROUS IMAO

  • Jayme Ann
    Jayme Ann 9 months ago

    Bahaha

  • Mei
    Mei 9 months ago +1

    Her acting is good. Her voice sounds like Sandra Bullock.

  • SLUG
    SLUG 9 months ago +3

    orange man bad

  • Jim Carl Maasin
    Jim Carl Maasin 9 months ago

    This will make a better movie 😅

  • Cancun American
    Cancun American 9 months ago

    The writing staff is on 🔥! 👏
    One of the best intros that I have ever seen... now I gotta go watch this BirdBox movie. It's gonna be strictly a Comedy for me thanks to The Late Show with Stephen & his badass writing staff! 😂🤣😂🤣
    Cheers from Mexico & Happy 2019 y'all!
    🌴😎🍻🍹🤣🌴

  • Wendy Norton
    Wendy Norton 9 months ago +1

    Not funny and I’m Dem af

  • The Edifice Complex
    The Edifice Complex 9 months ago +1

    How many of you run around lookin' for freakin' tv remote every time you hear the fat man's voice? Or that Mazda ad. "Feeeel Aliiiive."

  • JCO2002
    JCO2002 9 months ago

    1:05? Is that a joke? What the hell was that supposed to be?

  • just1desi
    just1desi 9 months ago

    Anyone vote for turning off the tv? Lol just saying

  • Fernando Rueda
    Fernando Rueda 9 months ago

    *dO yOU uNdERstAND?*

  • धनंजय गजानन परुळेकर

    Undocumented democrates are laughing hard

  • Michael Heathman
    Michael Heathman 9 months ago

    It’s funny because it’s real. I was watching C.N.N. leading up to man- baby speaking from the Oval Office but I didn’t want to watch man - baby orange sphincter because he’s nauseating but damn if he wasn’t on my t.v. with no warning saying,” My fellow Americans.” I shouted at my tv ,” Fuck You asshole.” It’s sickening to hear man- baby say my fellow Americans. Sickening that he is an American.

  • zakkrick
    zakkrick 9 months ago

    Saw the movie, this some gun shit

  • Alex Rey
    Alex Rey 9 months ago +2

    Orange man bad

  • Oma Rumunna
    Oma Rumunna 9 months ago

    The dumbest woman ever. TURN OF THE T.V❗

  • Karl Harvy Marx
    Karl Harvy Marx 9 months ago

    That's about how I feel when I have to hear Fox or Trump. As if having to be bled twice a month at the hospital isn't bad enough, Fox News is always blaring, blathering on about Dear Leader.

  • Link
    Link 9 months ago +1

    Wow she definitely did that better Bullock did. Actually had emotions and didn't feel like I was watching a piece of paper

  • Daniel Marrin
    Daniel Marrin 9 months ago

    ""Bird Box" is a movie about a white woman yelling at her children in a rowboat..." -Roy Wood Jr.

  • kirknay
    kirknay 9 months ago

    Funny about the timing. I was just in CLS class learning about birdboxing with eye injuries. You don't unless both eyes are damaged, and you use a hardened cup over the eyes, not bandaging.

  • Natilie E. S.
    Natilie E. S. 9 months ago +3

    This...is...Gold

  • Nick
    Nick 9 months ago

    Hey! She's from Daredevil, which is coincidentally about someone who cant see lol.

  • pschroeter1
    pschroeter1 9 months ago +4

    I expected Trump's speech to be extra unhinged. What we got was a boring retread of a section from a 2016 campaign rally speech.

    • MLG HELP
      MLG HELP 9 months ago

      Its bcuz his staff made sure he had a double cheeseburger and diet coke before he went on air....to "mellow" him out. 😅

  • trommpete
    trommpete 9 months ago

    Is it weird that nobody gets the idea to switch the TV off?

  • McDonald's Big Mac
    McDonald's Big Mac 9 months ago

    👍👍👍👍👍👀

  • JesusDaFucking Wizard
    JesusDaFucking Wizard 9 months ago +1

    36 dislike!!!
    Well, I guess trumps cabinet doesn't like this videos!!!

  • Blue Fox
    Blue Fox 9 months ago

    When people want to say they survived the speech, instead of turn off the TV

  • Fred Thompson
    Fred Thompson 9 months ago +2

    Please take Trumps blindfold off so he can see it and flush himself down the toilet.

  • Fauler Perfektionist
    Fauler Perfektionist 9 months ago +8

    Yep. This is why I didn't watch it. I figured that either he wouldn't have anything _true_ to say, or he wouldn't have anything to say that I haven't heard (literally) a million times, and in the mean time, I had better things to do.
    What's this? There was also a Democratic _reply?_ I really don't think that was necessary, but alright. 🤷 What puzzles _me_ is that networks that had the wisdom not to air the State of the Union address, somehow, were suckered into airing _this._ It _can't_ have been beneficial to anyone's ratings.

    • Karen Page
      Karen Page 9 months ago +1

      I played Mario Kart instead.

  • Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
    Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. 9 months ago +41

    The bird brain challenge: what Trump supporters do every day.

    • Blackfalk
      Blackfalk 9 months ago +3

      they're "challenged" alright

  • killeing
    killeing 9 months ago +2

    i've been saying it since I first saw the movie trailer, putting bird box with president Trump campaigns makes perfect sense for why you'd want to hurt yourself XP

  • Angry Kittens
    Angry Kittens 9 months ago +50

    Listening to a Trump speech is torture for anyone with a brain.

    • Charles Smith
      Charles Smith 8 months ago

      Not too many Lib-Turds have brains!!!!!

  • C J
    C J 9 months ago +11

    This is our drill every night.
    How did he know?

  • unstable genius FL85
    unstable genius FL85 9 months ago

    I dont even watch the news anymore unless u count SNL's weekend update 😆. I get all my news from Mr. Colbert... Run against Trump next election Steven~ u will win if u ride on Putin's 🐎 shirtless

  • unstable genius FL85
    unstable genius FL85 9 months ago

    Steven ur the man! U outdue yourself every week and ur one of the few people that make my 54 year old mom laugh enough to never miss ur show, aswell as her 33 yr old son. It's the 1 and only show we're able to watch together

  • ursaltydog
    ursaltydog 9 months ago +8

    This was... lot better than his speech.. :)

  • phil bert
    phil bert 9 months ago +6

    Don't listen to the president. Watch CNN for the truth.

    • Brock Samson
      Brock Samson 9 months ago +2

      can't tell if sarcastic or not...

    • retnavybrat
      retnavybrat 9 months ago

      As much as I dislike Trump, it's always better to hear what was said as it was said than to depend on _any_ news agency to decide what the important bits were.

  • kuribo1
    kuribo1 9 months ago +3

    That was actually a good parody...

  • Axioanarchist
    Axioanarchist 9 months ago +2

    THE PRESIDENT'S ON! HE'S ON EVERY CHANNEL! WE'RE GONNA MISS FLIPPER!

  • Hulagu
    Hulagu 9 months ago

    This skit makes absolutely no sense

    • Lemi doe
      Lemi doe 9 months ago +1

      I had to look up "Bird Box" and watch an ad about it. It seems to be a new television series on the Netflix channel. I'll never see it myself since I haven't owned a television set in years. Anyway, the show is about some sort of apocalypse caused by people seeing something and killing themselves after seeing it. A woman was pregnant with twins as it happened. Years later, a handful of survivors, including the woman and her kids, try to get by in what's left of the world by hiding out in a building and wearing blindfolds if they ever have to go outside. The woman, for some reason, has to go on a long journey with her kids, so she preps them to keep the blindfolds on no matter what. I guess the analogy works for the Trump thing except that in the show most of the world were victims with only a few survivors, and in our case only a small number of people fall for Trump's cons and the majority of us have to survive in the world he's destroying. Not sure, but I think that's what the skit is supposed to be saying. I don't think it quite works since most people who see/hear Trump don't fall for his craziness, although it makes us feel various unpleasant emotions to see/hear what his people are falling for each time.

  • Ramius
    Ramius 9 months ago +4

    Wasn't difficult to find a better actress than Sandra Bullock.

    • Fred Thompson
      Fred Thompson 9 months ago

      Ramius ....."Putin didn't slip on his tea did he"
      Funny thing about all this.....Fred Thompson was an Actor and Senator and of corse the ship captain who famously said "this will get outta hand and we'll be lucky to live through it".
      Setting up my RU-clip acct. while watching the film. Thanks Fred 😂 RIP

    • Ramius
      Ramius 9 months ago

      "What gives you the right to fire on my ship? Your message said nothing of a torpedo." ;)

    • Fred Thompson
      Fred Thompson 9 months ago

      Ramius ...."I doubt you'd remember, but we met once at the Consulate in Leningrad."

    • Ramius
      Ramius 9 months ago +1

      @Fred Thompson She sucks. :/

    • Fred Thompson
      Fred Thompson 9 months ago +1

      Ramius .....dude?

  • Ocal
    Ocal 9 months ago

    FLOTUS Melenie should have done that.. with Eric and Jr. ? Or maybe she did..? eh.. now I'm sure she did!

  • Doudymac
    Doudymac 9 months ago

    Legend has it they're all dead now...

  • steve crawford
    steve crawford 9 months ago +12

    This is scarier than the actual Bird Box movie!

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann 8 months ago

      So you're saying the actual Bird Box is funnier? lol

  • x0pht
    x0pht 9 months ago +36

    Solution: send Trump to A Quiet Place.

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann 8 months ago +2

      When it comes to Trump, no place is quiet. :D

  • adzplus1
    adzplus1 9 months ago

    Lmao

  • Ananyanarayan Dhanabalan

    Here’s a crazy idea..... SWITCH OFF the damn TV....

  • Toobrown2toast Games
    Toobrown2toast Games 9 months ago +5

    So true lol. That's why I had enough with this president. Want someone else who knows what they are doing and knows how to take care the real issue not some old guy who is paranoid that tells outrageous stories to make people afraid. It's like if he said that krumpas wasreal and the only way to defeat him is to build this wall the dumb brain washed people will believe his crazy A$$. So so tired. I got to go back to sleep lol
    p.s. I'm just saying.