Trump Will 'Definitely' Declare A National Emergency, 'Probably'

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2019
  • The President confirmed on Thursday that he will likely potentially certainly improbably possibly doubtfully absolutely declare a national emergency. For sure, maybe.
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  • t1910j
    t1910j 20 часов назад

    Trump the liar in chief.

  • Marty ponish
    Marty ponish 20 часов назад

    when colbert was born the doctor punched his mother then the nurse jumped in and punched her a couple of times

  • Bigg X
    Bigg X 21 час назад

    They cant fly in? WHAT? what a ignorant asshole.
    Hey TRUMP, they dig tunnels under the existing walls right now. They use submarines in the gulf of mexico. They also do fly in... Just wait until DRONES start carrying bulk product. They will use those too. The only reason TRUMPTARD wants that wall is to put his name on it PERIOD!
    TRUMP for Prison 2020, his face will match his jumpsuit.

  • Leslie Joy Bates
    Leslie Joy Bates 22 часа назад

    Wait, he did

  • Luminiferous Aether
    Luminiferous Aether 22 часа назад

    🎱🦈

  • Luminiferous Aether
    Luminiferous Aether 22 часа назад

    Lol

  • Luminiferous Aether
    Luminiferous Aether 22 часа назад +1

    I’m thinking a long Contiguous chain of home-improvement stores

  • Shannon Sparks
    Shannon Sparks 23 часа назад

    I guess it is difficult to get an airplane when only boats usually wash up in people's yards ....

  • Shannon Sparks
    Shannon Sparks 23 часа назад

    Peachy + Hunky Dory - guess he didn't want to say Hunky :-D

  • unknown
    unknown 23 часа назад

    @ 2.58 *NOT MY TEMPO!!!!!*

  • Mog Kohaku
    Mog Kohaku 23 часа назад

    I love malaphors, like "we'll burn that bridge when we get to it"

  • Jesus Ernesto Tapia Ortiz
    Jesus Ernesto Tapia Ortiz 23 часа назад

    So where's the Mexican check ? 😀😀😀

  • Jesus Ernesto Tapia Ortiz
    Jesus Ernesto Tapia Ortiz 23 часа назад

    I just said bye bye. Jajajajaja 😂

  • Humpty Dumpty
    Humpty Dumpty День назад

    I do not mean mexico is the cut the cheque … Lmfao

  • H Winkel7
    H Winkel7 День назад

    Wether you believe Trump is a good president or not, he is and you owe him respect. Don't slander the name of our country's leader. Finally we have a president who is willing to stick to what he campaigned on and we get people like Stephen. It is sickening for to watch this video as this man takes his internet power and hates on our country and turns America against itself.

  • Haurqermer swartz
    Haurqermer swartz День назад

    YEAH! A PHUQING WALL WORKED OUT FOR THE CHINESE & KIPPING OUT CHINGGIS KAHN & THE MONGOL HORDE!!! "HUMANS ARE HARDWIRED TO CIRCUMVENT OBSTACLES!!"
    PHUQING RETARDS, ANYONE THINKING A PHUQING WALL KEEP OUT PEOPLE & OR DOPE!!!

  • OM x
    OM x День назад

    I don't like DT but mocking his hair and the way he talks that's not gentle

  • Halucin8
    Halucin8 День назад

    Colbert is nothing but a traitorous little tart - for someone this mediocre to get a show, it's required you are a Leftist.

  • Hanna Kemaw
    Hanna Kemaw День назад

    Remember, “they can’t fly in, obviously, for obvious reasons”😂😂😂😂 I can’t breath

  • c. j. macq
    c. j. macq День назад +1

    you know it used to be the old budget stayed in effect when a new budget couldn't be agreed upon. we should ask ourselves - how were INDIVIDUALS allowed to gain so much control over the American system. not even talking about democrats or republican now. but presidents have been given unbelievable power over foreign and domestic policy. given absolute war powers, trade decisions, and, with a flick of the pen, through "executive orders," can dictate domestic policy. and by simply refusing to sign a piece of paper they can hold our ENTIRE nation hostage and shut down the govt. and in congress a "majority leader" in the house and senate can kill legislation by just denying it a vote! did you ever vote for these extraordinary powers be given to just 3 people? or to allow oligarchs to buy our politicians and dictate policy through graft and bribery? THIS WHOLE SYSTEM IS ILLEGAL!

  • Jessi Frenzel
    Jessi Frenzel День назад

    So funny. Thanks for making us laugh when the situation is so depressing!

  • Palpy
    Palpy День назад

    Trumpists see Invasion USA and think is a documentary

  • Charles Moscowitz
    Charles Moscowitz День назад

    You would probably support the implementation of a Fascist state if it constituted a victory over President Trump.

  • Patrick Haines
    Patrick Haines День назад

    If he builds a wall I am starting a sliding board company, weeeeee!

  • Victoria Beek
    Victoria Beek День назад

    cant stand this puke Colbert

  • Tous
    Tous День назад

    Actually, this has always been on my mind, and I'm amazed that this hasn't come up yet for Trump. He's so fixated on immigrants coming into the country illegally and yet, he's FIXATED solely on MEXICO, as if a WALL can stop them (as if 'these people' are really taking jobs that we want).
    I could care less, maybe because this hasn't affected me personally or anyone I know; but if he's making this argument on illegal immigration: we have CHINESE people coming into the country (legally) but they've found a way to do it through a loop-hole in our system: vis-a-vis if you're born here you're automatically a citizen. I'll be honest, I feel a little icky about it. It feels like something is being taken advantage of, but what can you do? Everyday there's like 10 babies (probably more) being born here and gaining national citizenship and I'm sure it's not just from China, but this one I know is a huge thing over there. Every family over there wants their child to seek better Education overseas and one way of doing that is slipping them into the country at birth providing them with a hidden U.S. passport that can be used later in life.
    So we're putting our attention on Mexico when China businesses are buying up everything in Hollywood and rich Chinese families are buying real-estate in our land? Do you see how I used "our land" hahaha, that would get his crowd rolling for months. I'm saying this to prove my argument, or why listen to me?
    I got nothing against China, I think these families whom are doing that are SMART and they have all the right to do this since there's really nothing stopping them (except if you're caught with having two-passports then you'll be fined and imprisoned); so I feel for them for taking that risk, but it's hardly enforced. They really want their child to have a better education so as an option in the future, U.S. is highly sought after. Good for them :)
    But I'm amazed at how this has NEVER come up... I mean if his supporters are backing him primarily for this wall (which is really all that he can offer) imagine how his supporters would feel about Trump for never talking about this concern with wider implications where highly-educated people whom have lived most of their life outside of this country (because really it's not their home) will be coming over in the near future and taking head-of-state/well-paying/high-tech industry jobs from citizens whom have lived here their entire lives... I mean, someone should just beat him at his own game and make him look silly by picking a better fight against immigration. I've never worded this to anyone before, I'm really only speaking from the knowledge that I know and it's not much, but the foundation is there for this to be a concern for anyone who cares. Me, personally, I think the world belongs to everyone and we should live without borders, but... ce la vie.

    • Michael B.
      Michael B. День назад

      Shut up...goofy, crybaby, liberal dribble..I see why liberals are hated much more than Trump is..you clowns take pride in being weak and stupid..I will never understand that...btw America is the only country that allows people to flow in unchecked, Professor

  • Michael B.
    Michael B. День назад

    LOL Colbert and Kimmel : America's biggest crybabies !!! Both of them are typical feminine liberal ''men''

  • Azizsani Calloway
    Azizsani Calloway День назад

    Some days I still can't believe Donald Trump's is our president it's like one big joke

    • Michael B.
      Michael B. День назад

      Get used to it. little fella..Trump will be re-elected easily, then Pence will get four years...Have you seen the anti-American freak show on the left ?..They will never get power again...The Dem. Party is the joke.

    • Michael B.
      Michael B. День назад

      I can't believe we have goofy liberals that think it's cool to be weak and poor..

    • Michael B.
      Michael B. День назад

      You should have seen our last President !!!..He told us we need to be weaker and poorer and that socialism works..His wife had countless speeches on how much she hated America...He made a deal with Iran, that will go down as the worst deal ever made in the history of deals...We had the slowest recovery from a recession in history..He hated our police and weaken our military...I'm good with Trump ..Thank You !!

  • heavygold chris
    heavygold chris День назад

    Sad that this is the monster who represents America

    • Michael B.
      Michael B. День назад

      LOL..Our last President hated America and told us we need to be weaker and poorer..
      I'm good with Trump...Thank You !!

  • Quentin Styger
    Quentin Styger День назад

    Trump accurately represents America and at least 40% of Americans.

    • Michael B.
      Michael B. День назад

      55%..the msm lies to us

  • Brother Celestin
    Brother Celestin День назад +1

    Stephen "A Idiot in a Silk Suit " Colbert is a Leftist Propagandist Democrat... claims he has the MORAL HIGH GROUND over his fellow countryman , no suprise, CNN,NBC, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, have all the same rhetoric. Fake News Medias.

  • marisa benson
    marisa benson День назад

    He had john dory with peach sauce...not he eats burgers.

  • marisa benson
    marisa benson День назад

    Heres the story......and that's what it is but being trump it will have no conclusion.

  • Bobby Nikolopoulos
    Bobby Nikolopoulos День назад

    So much misinformation. I feel bad for people who just eat this shit.

  • Bobby Nikolopoulos
    Bobby Nikolopoulos День назад +1

    Wouldn't be laughing if your home was towards the border and they were heading towards your community. Fucken joke.

  • E. Uriarte
    E. Uriarte День назад

    I almost feel sorry for this orange chimpanzee...almost

    • Michael B.
      Michael B. День назад

      +E. Uriarte I'm not a liberal,..I don't need people to feel sorry for me..Liberals always blame their problems on other people and play the victim...I hate the crybaby liberals, they are hated more than Trump is.

    • E. Uriarte
      E. Uriarte День назад

      +Michael B. i almost feel sorry for you too my friend..

    • Michael B.
      Michael B. День назад

      Don't worry, most Americans feel very sorry for the weak,crybaby liberals...They are so bad, that they will get Trump re-elected easily...All they can do is call people racists and break windows...Liberal men are famous for being weak and feminine.

  • Why so serious
    Why so serious День назад +1

    Seriously how could someone like Trump got in the White House?
    I say this as an outsider but what happened. People disliked Hillary that much?

    • Michael B.
      Michael B. День назад

      +acct4u I thank God everyday, that the witch isn't in the White House...That would have been the end of the America that we love...Trump has saved America...Obama was pretty and well spoken, and he was our worst President ever...I'm good with Trump...being pretty and well spoken only goes so far....Trump will be re-elected easily, simply because the left is such an anti-American mess.

    • Michael B.
      Michael B. День назад +1

      YES... and the crybaby liberals here can't do anything but call people racist...We hate the msm and the anti-American crybaby liberals MUCH more than Trump..Hillary was a bad nightmare...Liberalism is near death in America, but our msm won't tell you that..Trump will be re-elected easily...The Dems have no message..just hate.

    • acct4u
      acct4u День назад +1

      yep...she has too much 'baggage"....but she would have been better than dump..at LEAST she knows how to BEHAVE!!!!!!!

  • Mad Rex
    Mad Rex День назад +1

    Our country is ruined due to all these idiots that voted Trump in office.

    • Michael B.
      Michael B. День назад

      LOL the crybaby liberals want socialism...that will take us down instantly...Only the weakest and dumbest don't like Trump..he will be re-elected easily..Crybaby liberals and the msm are hated more than Trump is...Don't forget that, Rex.

  • Mad Rex
    Mad Rex День назад

    Maybe he is right, how else would you move a wall next to a other wall, you need a wheel to do that :P

  • Danish A
    Danish A День назад

    Dumb AF

  • DozyProductions
    DozyProductions День назад

    This dude is just a 'funnier' CNN. How are all you clowns watching him?

  • Leslie Pavelko
    Leslie Pavelko День назад

    ‘I am the king of technology, I know everything, I am your SUPREME LEADER ‘

  • Keisha Peterson
    Keisha Peterson День назад +1

    how can the new caravan be so dangerous when I did not even hear anything that happened with the other caravan

  • Divine lokuku
    Divine lokuku День назад +2

    He just wants people to remember that he built the Great Wall of America

  • Daniel Rivera
    Daniel Rivera День назад

    Declare the emergency and protect our citizens from attacks against foreign invaders.

  • Jutta G-W
    Jutta G-W День назад

    Do America have a national emergency now?

  • Darlene Boutin
    Darlene Boutin День назад +1

    I don’t agree with the state of our country but he sure does keep these people on tv in business.

  • Pedro Fragoso
    Pedro Fragoso День назад +1

    Trump is the dumbest Russian asset ever!

  • Swapnil N
    Swapnil N День назад

    lol, in india, we also have nut-crack like Donald Trump

  • PTM45 smi
    PTM45 smi День назад +1

    i'd better not let my english students listen to these mangled idioms or i'd have a hell of time explaining everything

  • Worldatmyfingertips7
    Worldatmyfingertips7 День назад

    Omg! I can see all the late night show comedians are having a feast with this ongoing crisis and "Trumpisms". The "joke-o-meter" is breaking new records with this one, lol.

  • john1955ize
    john1955ize День назад

    fuck mofo

  • Gunz
    Gunz День назад

    A wheel is older than a wall. I am speechless.

  • nichole Roberts
    nichole Roberts День назад +1

    I am just waiting for him sing the wheel on bus..lol

    • acct4u
      acct4u День назад +1

      OHHHHHHHHHHH...I havnt heard that in YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!

  • Jacki Sears
    Jacki Sears День назад +1

    Him NOT getting his way is NOT a "National Emergency "!

  • nichole Roberts
    nichole Roberts День назад

    He says he don't have tremper Tantrums then why are we in this mess right now

  • nichole Roberts
    nichole Roberts День назад

    2020 can't come more faster.

  • Marcian Thompson
    Marcian Thompson День назад

    MR TRUMP IZ THE FUNNY'IZ MAN ON THE PLANET ....LOL!!!

  • Not A Bear
    Not A Bear День назад

    Colbert is the most cringe worthy late night talk show host in history

    • acct4u
      acct4u День назад

      +Not A Bear because you watched and blamed it on "Auto", then you saw enough of it to not stop it since you watched it even more, then you wasted our time AND yours posting your dislike for Stephen, shall I go On?????

    • Not A Bear
      Not A Bear День назад

      acct4u I stopped it as soon as I could. Why so agro?

    • acct4u
      acct4u День назад

      +Not A Bear ..Then do you know where the STOP button is???? NO excuses, dumppturd!

    • Not A Bear
      Not A Bear День назад

      acct4u I don’t watch this puppet. RU-clip autoplayed him lol

    • acct4u
      acct4u День назад +1

      you are showing YOUR ignorance of watching something you dont like! can you afford a "remote"?

  • Gord Pailey
    Gord Pailey День назад

    he's just a HACK takes everything out of context can't put anything funny unless it's about POLITICS

  • hyou zan ren
    hyou zan ren День назад

    saw makers stocks gonna up....time to buy some!

  • c. j. macq
    c. j. macq День назад +1

    i'm starting a campaign to force congress to investigate trump's probable investment in companies contracted to build that wall! email Pelosi, schumer, Bernie sanders, cortez, elizabeth warren and your own senators and house reps. and advise others to do the same. if congress won't impeach that criminal buffoon WE WILL!

  • 2many Likes
    2many Likes День назад +1

    Trump is literally putting whats left of his energy towards a fucking wall, this guy is a clown forever. Worst President ever or at least in my lifetime. As far as a Republican being President I rather have Bush if it came down to it.

  • Jaquin Hamdan
    Jaquin Hamdan День назад

    Trump is funny is he a comediante.

  • Mary Matute
    Mary Matute День назад

    I think he meant to say peach and doritos!

  • dalejordan83
    dalejordan83 День назад +1

    Trump keeps surprising me on how stupid he can be.

  • Joe Cannabyte
    Joe Cannabyte День назад +1

    Watching Trump supporters try and defend this nonsense has become a comedy routine.

  • Hani Haider
    Hani Haider День назад

    i like it

  • PNW News & Info
    PNW News & Info День назад

    There are numerous Tunnels under the border. Some Tunnels are run by various agencies of the US Government. The Wall is BS as far as stopping drugs or guns.

  • Eddie Eforo
    Eddie Eforo День назад

    2cara2van😂😭☠️

  • Le Do
    Le Do День назад

    Tax cut for his millionaire friends should have been enough to build the border wall and A tomb for himself as well.

  • lona forest
    lona forest День назад

    I have read many of the comments below and believe that Mitch McConnell is more of a threat to our democracy than Trump is....Mitch is giving "aid and comfort to the enemy (trump)"...until he releases his R cronies to speak up and pass legislation(opening the government)against this Dotard of a president

  • No Calvinism
    No Calvinism День назад

    This is what happens when you elect a clown for a President.

  • Jeannie Michelle Phillips
    Jeannie Michelle Phillips День назад

    Can someone help me understand how Trump can declare a national emergency when he is the dumb ass that done the partial government shutdown not once but 25 times.

  • Tran Jeremy
    Tran Jeremy День назад +1

    The caravan dance is back!

  • sabrina phipps-harris
    sabrina phipps-harris 2 дня назад

    You know Stephen I do love. You tell the real story 🤭🤗🤗🤗🤗💋

  • iZac Stein
    iZac Stein 2 дня назад

    Not building a wall...
    digging a hole.

  • KillaG FPV
    KillaG FPV 2 дня назад

    ya'll shitting yer panties.

  • Nikolai Xavier
    Nikolai Xavier 2 дня назад

    This president is a perfect example of why all presidential candidates should be required to undertake a psychological evaluation. Trump is a spoiled rich brat with a Hitler complex.

  • Damian
    Damian 2 дня назад

    You and John Stewart should run for presidency. Seriously.

  • Juton Smacky
    Juton Smacky 2 дня назад

    Just saying, illegal border entry is at a 46 year low because of trumps bans. So it’s not really a good argument against the wall, but that’s just analyzing Colbert’s argument because the better argument would be against his need for 5 billion.

  • Michael Becherer
    Michael Becherer 2 дня назад

    Walls are definitely older

  • EmotionalAgliophilic
    EmotionalAgliophilic 2 дня назад

    “I don’t have temper tantrums” says the person who SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT because people didn’t want to fund his wall

  • Infinite Infinite Regression and Infinitesimal Progressions

    Wow!
    I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THE - _"Slip&Slide"_

  • Ordinaryguy82
    Ordinaryguy82 2 дня назад

    Peachy-Dory is just Russian for peachy-keen. Libtards just getting Triggered over...Nothing. #Republicanstrong #lmfaotrump #cadetbonespurs #presidentpeepeesheets #whatwall #triggered lol #insidearepublicanisarussian lol

  • Ilea Vazan
    Ilea Vazan 2 дня назад

    Didn't get the music for your little caravan dance, Stephan ? Trump wouldn't say " got a be faster than that " , he will fire the laughing clown .

  • c. j. macq
    c. j. macq 2 дня назад +1

    with illegal immigration down to 40 year lows i'd say its obvious these caravans are being promoted AND funded by the right to continue the illusion of the need for a wall. illegal immigration is still a problem but not so much that an increase in boarder patrol agents wouldn't decrease the problem even further. what else that's obvious is that trump is pushing for the wall, now, to divert attention from his criminal activities both before and after his white house placement. its also a HUGE money maker for himself and his elitist buddies. just how much does trump have invested in these companies being contracted to build this wall we don't need? isn't it odd how the republicans are the first to criticize wasteful spending while at the same time promoting and profiting from it? IMPEACH TRUMP - now's the perfect time!

  • Danny Wade
    Danny Wade 2 дня назад

    There are words you can't say around jazz musicians and expect them not to play a song. "Caravan" is one of them.

  • Kathy McGill
    Kathy McGill 2 дня назад

    Funny. Did anyone else notice Trump isn't wearing a wedding ring? Lot's of hand shots, but no ring. I've been wondering where Melania is...

  • John De Marchi
    John De Marchi 2 дня назад

    I am glad i don't live in the US. There is no government shutdown and there is free healthcare in the country where I come from.

  • Roman Darius
    Roman Darius 2 дня назад

    Stephen Colbert has a License to hate President Trump by his Jewish Bosses! Now Stephen, how much are you getting paid? I guess your Jewish Bosses feel that there are a million people out there that could do you job? Now Israel has a border wall that is working! So why do the Jewish Americans not want the same for America if it is working in Israel?

  • IW Nunn
    IW Nunn 2 дня назад

    Trump makes the US look ridiculous. WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT.

  • R R
    R R 2 дня назад

    "Peachy Dory" ??!!! LOL

  • R R
    R R 2 дня назад

    Make America Great... Yeah, shut it down because you can't keep a promise to your gullible base who believed Mexico would pay for a border wall. LOL.... If Donald died of natural causes tomorrow and they heard it on Fox News even, they would still call it fake news. Dumbass Right Wing Conservatives.

  • MonkeyShaman
    MonkeyShaman 2 дня назад

    If your politicians have backslid from objections of what he does to how he does it you've already lost.

  • Eloina Seguro
    Eloina Seguro 2 дня назад

    Colbert: I love your band and you too

  • H Icarus
    H Icarus 2 дня назад

    Love it when Trump doesn't anything to make life hell for all the haters hahahahah

  • Semyon Gruzdev
    Semyon Gruzdev 2 дня назад +1

    Omg. That caravan dance, though 😂😂😂

  • Jennifer Beals
    Jennifer Beals 2 дня назад

    Is it just “too difficult” to educate ‘the peope’ The Republican Party have been using their platform to undermine democracy, and sew divisions amongst the voters. The sad part is, is that people are falling for it. People are willingly & knowingly refusing to acknowledge the FACTS that stand before them in present day. They have allowed themselves to become all consumed with a party that has NO such interest in keeping a single promise, nor representing what America stands, let alone what their own voters stand for. (Unless that is, you donate million$ to their campaign.) How the F*CK can millions of Americans allow themselves to be so goddamn oblivious to what is actually happening? Which leads me to question whether this is about the people being ‘politically uneducated’ or if it’s really about that particular voters EGO? I say this because those who did vote for Trump seem to be consistent & overly dramatic in validating their “unwavering support” for Trump. But oddly these voters seem to be putting a whole lot of effort defending trumps actions and rhetoric, leading me to speculate whether they’re working THAT hard just to convince & defend their vote to me, or to their own self?., feeling like they must protect their own ego because they were in fact wrong & know they have been played & used by trump? Because ultimately NO ONE particularly wants to admit or acknowledge they were wrong or were played...

  • This Guy
    This Guy 2 дня назад

    Trump 2020