Mike Pence Isn't A Lock For The 2020 Ticket

  • Published on Dec 8, 2018
  • Mike Pence was discussed at a recent 2020 strategy meeting between the President and his advisors. Which isn't a good thing for Mike Pence.
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  • Just Human
    Just Human 2 months ago +1

    Hey America, Pence is the Christian taliban... I would rather have dumpf dunce as President

  • james watt
    james watt 3 months ago

    Blind loyalty to the fuhrer guarantees nothing. That's one of the lessons people should have learned from Hitler. Then again, learning isn't a RepubliKlan strong point.

  • Seiko Wolfe
    Seiko Wolfe 4 months ago

    As interesting does that sound... I'm not sure abput jettisoning, but he sure can't say "YOU'RE FIRED!!" to Pence.

  • Tom Voke
    Tom Voke 4 months ago

    Sure Mikey is a lock, lock as in he'll be locked up in jail.

  • Nancy Ann
    Nancy Ann 4 months ago

    Damn! You are good! ❤

  • jd dj
    jd dj 4 months ago

    It is sad that Pence like so many place more importance on party, position, and paycheck, than speaking up when it comes to what is right and wrong. This in itself should show Americans what most of our Congresspeople, Senate, House Reps, President, Vice President State and Local Officials are made up of, absolutely no ethics, no morals, no value in anything else but party, position, paycheck.

  • Khuong Khuu
    Khuong Khuu 4 months ago +1

    Pence for President 2020

  • David Porter
    David Porter 4 months ago

    Trump to save snap benifitsP

  • ANDRES Catella
    ANDRES Catella 4 months ago


  • Tristan Möller
    Tristan Möller 4 months ago

    Why would you play both outros? The first one is good enough, one at all is good enough. But the second one is a little too loud anyways

  • Quix
    Quix 4 months ago

    I'm not sure Donald Trump is a lock for the 2020 ticket.

  • Sheboygan Shovel
    Sheboygan Shovel 4 months ago

    "17 times the dreams of a goldfish."

  • Just busting your balls

    Americans tend to buy big suv's. Why?

  • stonesforlife
    stonesforlife 5 months ago

    The 3 wealthiest countries in the world - Iceland, Switzerland and Australia are not among the top 10 polluting nations...

  • Totally Nameless
    Totally Nameless 5 months ago +1

    "Dreams of a Goldfish" is actually a great phrase. Has someone considered using that for a band name?

  • elbyguitars
    elbyguitars 5 months ago

    I wish I could forget about Mike Pence.

  • S Miller
    S Miller 5 months ago

    3:00 Colbert's next children's book ideas?...

  • dlee t
    dlee t 5 months ago

    Colbert has surpassed Carson, imo. Acting is a good quality for a comedic role.

  • dlee t
    dlee t 5 months ago

    " A manilla envelope taped to a beige wall" --Shakespeare would be proud.

  • MrTingles
    MrTingles 5 months ago


  • stevieinselby
    stevieinselby 5 months ago

    Given that freight trains are really slow, and take months to get up to speed, "accelerating like a freight train" is actually really not a problem. It just sounds scary. Unlike global warming, which sounds nice, but is actually really scary.

  • Nika C.
    Nika C. 5 months ago

    throw the whole Pence away

  • TWSTF 8
    TWSTF 8 5 months ago +1


  • Gigi Sinclair
    Gigi Sinclair 5 months ago

    Pence is a robot, not human.

  • W P
    W P 5 months ago +1

    One week Stephen will sing the Friday song, very nice.

  • Donnell Coleman II
    Donnell Coleman II 5 months ago

    On Becky! 😂😂😂

  • Kay
    Kay 5 months ago

    So 37.1 gigatons is 60 times more than the combined weight of every asian elephant left on earth. That's the combined weight of 18.5 MILLION cars (More than all the cars in California), or 412 MILLION PEOPLE (More than the entire US population) in emissions alone. Think about that.

    • Kay
      Kay 5 months ago

      Actually I just realized I mistook giga for mega. Those numbers are actually 1000x higher.

  • Bear Moth Owl
    Bear Moth Owl 5 months ago

    "... 17 times the dream of a goldfish." xD

  • melvina628
    melvina628 5 months ago

    02:42 Best joke: "dreams of a goldfish".

  • matt
    matt 5 months ago

    I guess trumps people don’t have the heart to tell him he’s got no chance of getting re-elected in 2020 he lied about all his promises to the people he’s implicated in multiple felonies he can’t get his wall built or really anything more done now the dems have the house he barely won in 2016 if he loses any votes at all he will lose re-election plus he’s probably going to get indicted once he’s out of office

  • Virka Odinenko
    Virka Odinenko 5 months ago


  • A M
    A M 5 months ago

    Trump 2020 for Sing Sing.

    RAINY DAY 5 months ago

    really pathetic jokes. his career is going down the drain

  • imnotmike
    imnotmike 5 months ago

    I would say that Donald Trump isn't a lock for the 2020 ticket...

  • David Anthony Stone
    David Anthony Stone 5 months ago

    They are all going down. Nancy P will be the President

  • mitzi linn
    mitzi linn 5 months ago

    guess trump wants to lose the evangelicals ...or want Jerry Falwell Jr to be his running mate

  • Matt Kent
    Matt Kent 5 months ago +3

    He is like parsley that thinks the Earth is only 6000 years old and that evolution isn't happening and that speaking to woman alone is immoral. . . So. . . He is actually just a crazy person. . .

  • Tno Fenobi
    Tno Fenobi 5 months ago

    Koi fish ha ha

  • Khuong Khuu
    Khuong Khuu 5 months ago +1

    Mike Pence / Jeff Flake 2020

  • Sally Bowles
    Sally Bowles 5 months ago

    oooh the goldfish :D :D

  • Jayme Ann
    Jayme Ann 5 months ago +1

    Great reindeer names but also great stripper names!!

  • Blueberryymuffin
    Blueberryymuffin 5 months ago

    My cat hasn’t even grown her winter coat yet! We are in the middle of winter in Canada! My poor baby is predicting the end!

  • Terran Marks
    Terran Marks 5 months ago

    "My gratitude for that metaphor is 17 times the dreams of a goldfish.."

  • Adel Bush
    Adel Bush 5 months ago +1

    Giraffes are going extinct.

  • Andrea Hall
    Andrea Hall 5 months ago

    Finally, a decent man in politics and the still have to find something to bust his chops for????????????!!!!!!!!!!!! America is never satisfied! Leave the guy alone...there are enough evil politicians to go after.

  • Peppe Ddu
    Peppe Ddu 5 months ago +1

    Now Pence would have no trouble cooperating with Mueller to get Trump impeached.

  • Alex GottmitUns
    Alex GottmitUns 5 months ago +1

    Global warming "evolved" into "climate change"....

  • Grumpy Oldfart
    Grumpy Oldfart 5 months ago +1

    Pence is a tool. But what l find disturbing is that Colbert finds him bland and boring as if that matters.

  • Gerardo Ibarra
    Gerardo Ibarra 5 months ago

    When he smelled his finger I lost it haha

  • Kathryn Williston
    Kathryn Williston 5 months ago

    I think Stephen Colbert has an erection in this video. :D

  • Tolerance
    Tolerance 5 months ago

    There should be no jokes told about our killing of our planet.

  • Anna Brenner
    Anna Brenner 5 months ago +3

    Love the weird images in this bit: "ghost of a plain yogurt," "seventeen times the dreams of a goldfish," etc.

  • pat comerford
    pat comerford 5 months ago +1

    For Pence the two greatest evils are abortion and LGBTQI rights, not the corruption of trump and the GOP!

  • Sam Sam
    Sam Sam 5 months ago +1

    Drink the koolaide

  • rodgebone
    rodgebone 5 months ago +1

    speaking of parsley...Pence IS like parsley; take it (him) away and no one would notice (ref The Fabulous Baker Boys). the man has no leadership skills or persona and contributes NOTHING

  • BTS and NCT Trash [Yuta's Smile]

    How people don't see were destroying the planet is beyond me. If facts and science aren't enough to convince them than nothing except death will.

  • ZoanBlade90
    ZoanBlade90 5 months ago

    1:10 So...he picked his VP well, then?

  • SWSimpson
    SWSimpson 5 months ago +3

    Don't be surprised if Trump declines to run again, or is unable to run again. Pence would then likely run for president and Evangelical Cults will vote for him, even though he has knowingly lied for Trump and lies about his own harsh political career. He is an abomination.

  • Nonplayer Character
    Nonplayer Character 5 months ago +1


  • Jacob Maley
    Jacob Maley 5 months ago

    Becky, I see what you did there.

  • tbyjb
    tbyjb 5 months ago +1

    Pence is a closet case.

  • Kevin Street
    Kevin Street 5 months ago +2

    Ha ha ha, but seriously we're all going to die. It's crazy that all the scientists are warning us about this VERY REAL PROBLEM that's getting worse, and we all just seem to tune it out. When will the world get serious about climate change?

  • Jensen Parr
    Jensen Parr 5 months ago

    Pence is like Biden. Someone who knows a lot because of years of experience. No foreign policy experience. Biden wanted to bomb Rwanda's genocidal nazis.

  • bhmmaker
    bhmmaker 5 months ago +1

    Pence is about to be indicted.

  • stilltoomanyhats
    stilltoomanyhats 5 months ago

    Was that a mic drop at 0:36?

  • Edward Ames Castellano
    Edward Ames Castellano 5 months ago

    Ah yes.. Trump Vs. Pence. We'll see who can out-smirk who??

  • CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney

    I say let's switch to hydrogen to power our transportation. Yeah-I'm sure there are those who'll say hydrogen production consumes more energy to produce than what it provides as a motor fuel but petroleum/gasoline is not so energy efficient when one figures in the amount of energy it takes to extract oil from the ground, transport it to refineries, refine into fuels, then transport to gas stations across the country.Hydrogen can produced using solar energy. Electric cars seem to be a viable option as well but I think hydrogen will be the best bet once the technology improves. Just my thoughts....

  • Clarence Hemeon
    Clarence Hemeon 5 months ago +1

    What are you talking about Stephen. You muricans measure everything in football fields.

  • Deep Dish
    Deep Dish 5 months ago

    That should of been labeled about the environment not the homophobic VP

  • A horse with No Name
    A horse with No Name 5 months ago +2

    Keep in mind folks, in a televised interview recorded for posterity (or possibly evidence), Pence said without reservation or hesitation that no one involved in the Trump campaign or transition team was at any time in contact with Russians. He was either kept insulated by those involved or he’s lying. My bet is on the later.

  • intuitknit
    intuitknit 5 months ago +1

    Climate change. Not funny Stephen.

  • Brian Downes
    Brian Downes 5 months ago

    I'm curious, would you do an extended bit making fun of Kobe Bryant's skin tone? Rihanna's? Jennifer Lopez's?

  • MrG0TH1ER
    MrG0TH1ER 5 months ago

    Let’s be honest, Pence the “great Christian” would spit in Jesus’ face if he came back.

  • Charlie gruchy
    Charlie gruchy 5 months ago

    Hannity, may be seen as a possibility. and as qualified as many others in the administration

  • LiquidHigger
    LiquidHigger 5 months ago

    These are the end times!

  • Ganiscol
    Ganiscol 5 months ago

    Its funny, they actually believe trump will be able to run again... 😂

  • Oh Yeah?
    Oh Yeah? 5 months ago +1

    I like how the Little Train That Could Kill Us All is carrying an elephant with a frontal lobotomy scar, representing the GOP and their stance on the global warming that could kill us all.

  • Ryan Linden
    Ryan Linden 5 months ago

    FYI Cobert, Pence cannot be fired. He can only be impeached by congress. Which needs the house and the senate. It's not going to happen and I'm a dem.

  • Armin Kleinemas
    Armin Kleinemas 5 months ago

    hey stephen the clown i am halleberry remember me????xxxminibierxxx at minds.com u are reading from a promter so u are the puppet

  • yo lo
    yo lo 5 months ago

    Boring :/

  • King of Whiskey
    King of Whiskey 5 months ago

    Wait Santa would have a Becky? I thought he was married. 😂

  • A R
    A R 5 months ago

    Here is a Xmass song.
    " America's the laughing stock/ trump supporters think's ok / oh don't worry fvcks / Mueller's on the way. Go to hell, go to hell / go all the way / have some fun going down / going all the way.

  • Ethan Larsen
    Ethan Larsen 5 months ago

    This show is such a joke now. All he talks about is Trump. Utter baby and an utter cry baby. This is coming from a Liberal

  • Ran dy
    Ran dy 5 months ago

    This reject would have zero show content if Trump wasn't elected. Loser

    • Ran dy
      Ran dy 5 months ago +1

      +Pat Doyle yeah, SC is a snowflake. I'll bet he gets his nails done, professionally.

    • Pat Doyle
      Pat Doyle 5 months ago

      WAAAAH! Poor snowflake.

  • DrMossydog
    DrMossydog 5 months ago

    Mike Pence ISN'T a lock for 2020? Ok, well, maybe there IS a God after all.....

  • Juli Callahan
    Juli Callahan 5 months ago +2

    Indiana doesn't want him back. FYI.

  • Space Singer
    Space Singer 5 months ago

    Liberal facade at its best!

  • Ravenkiko
    Ravenkiko 5 months ago

    It would be inconceivably sad if future generations of children had no live Reindeer so Santa/Christmas stories wouldn't bring Joy to them bcus it made no sense...

  • chinookvalley
    chinookvalley 5 months ago

    David Keith was on LSSC to talk about Climate Change and what he and those IPCC bastards are doing to the earth and her inhabitants in the name of Global Warming. Why no follow up? Too real? Spraying aerosols of sulfuric acid, toxic chemicals and heavy metals to reflect sunlight - well, they are DOING IT and it is proving to raise the temperatures and humidity worldwide. They have no remorse, no soul, no empathy, and NO science.

  • Aaditya Chandrasekhar
    Aaditya Chandrasekhar 5 months ago

    I thought be so boring was Ben Carson's approach :/

  • chinookvalley
    chinookvalley 5 months ago

    Does that include people inside the Empire State Building?

  • CatMom
    CatMom 5 months ago

    Individual 1 is clearly delusional if he thinks he'll be on the 2020 ticket.

  • DDS029
    DDS029 5 months ago

    Read the Nutritional Chart on the side of a pack of plain rice cakes. That's Mike Pence.

  • Blarney Street School
    Blarney Street School 5 months ago


  • Pat Walker
    Pat Walker 5 months ago

    For the sake of our country and Life on Earth, we have to somehow keep these theocratic kooks from infiltrating our government.

  • Yuruani Nava
    Yuruani Nava 5 months ago +1

    Mike Pence looks like someone who eats dry ass salad, unseasoned chicken, bread, and water

  • Crimson Prose
    Crimson Prose 5 months ago +1

    No joke: When I saw the title of this video, I wondered who Mike Pence was and clicked on it to find out. I guess that's a testament to his blandness.

  • WildwoodClaire1
    WildwoodClaire1 5 months ago +1

    Mike Pence possesses the innate charisma of a soggy cardboard box occupied by a homeless man with bladder leakage issues.

  • Elena Christian
    Elena Christian 5 months ago +1

    Poor Mikey. His dreams of the American Inquisition, dashed.

  • WildwoodClaire1
    WildwoodClaire1 5 months ago +1

    Neither is Trump.