Mike Pence Isn't A Lock For The 2020 Ticket

  • Published on Dec 8, 2018
  • Mike Pence was discussed at a recent 2020 strategy meeting between the President and his advisors. Which isn't a good thing for Mike Pence.
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  • David Hibbs
    David Hibbs Month ago

    Jesus don't just casually drop the hint that we'll be dead by next year without warning. I had to immediately switch off cause anything climate related causes intense panic that lasts for days at times. If there's nothing I can do, and I'm told there isn't much, I'd rather live whatever time I have left in calm and peace than in the constant fear I've been fed since childhood when I was told by a teacher we "might not have an earth" by the time I reached adulthood. :(

  • Thomas Harmon
    Thomas Harmon 2 months ago

    I think Trump will dump Pence and run one of his one of his brood as his VP !

  • gridsleep
    gridsleep 3 months ago

    I thought Mike Pence was the original Doc Savage. Or, at least, he tries to look like Doc Savage.

  • Poker Princess
    Poker Princess 4 months ago

    Pence does look like a mannequin

  • Jean Borchers
    Jean Borchers 4 months ago

    Mike Pence is a Black Hat very evil man!

  • Just Human
    Just Human 7 months ago +1

    Hey America, Pence is the Christian taliban... I would rather have dumpf dunce as President

  • james watt
    james watt 8 months ago

    Blind loyalty to the fuhrer guarantees nothing. That's one of the lessons people should have learned from Hitler. Then again, learning isn't a RepubliKlan strong point.

  • Edward Jones II
    Edward Jones II 9 months ago

    As interesting does that sound... I'm not sure abput jettisoning, but he sure can't say "YOU'RE FIRED!!" to Pence.

  • Tom Voke
    Tom Voke 9 months ago

    Sure Mikey is a lock, lock as in he'll be locked up in jail.

  • Nancy Ann
    Nancy Ann 9 months ago

    Damn! You are good! ❤

  • jd dj
    jd dj 9 months ago

    It is sad that Pence like so many place more importance on party, position, and paycheck, than speaking up when it comes to what is right and wrong. This in itself should show Americans what most of our Congresspeople, Senate, House Reps, President, Vice President State and Local Officials are made up of, absolutely no ethics, no morals, no value in anything else but party, position, paycheck.

  • Khuong Khuu
    Khuong Khuu 9 months ago +1

    Pence for President 2020

  • David Porter
    David Porter 9 months ago

    Trump to save snap benifitsP

  • ANDRES Catella
    ANDRES Catella 9 months ago


  • Tristan Möller
    Tristan Möller 9 months ago

    Why would you play both outros? The first one is good enough, one at all is good enough. But the second one is a little too loud anyways

  • Quix
    Quix 9 months ago

    I'm not sure Donald Trump is a lock for the 2020 ticket.

  • Sheboygan Shovel
    Sheboygan Shovel 9 months ago

    "17 times the dreams of a goldfish."

  • Just busting your balls

    Americans tend to buy big suv's. Why?

  • stonesforlife
    stonesforlife 9 months ago

    The 3 wealthiest countries in the world - Iceland, Switzerland and Australia are not among the top 10 polluting nations...

  • Totally Nameless
    Totally Nameless 9 months ago +1

    "Dreams of a Goldfish" is actually a great phrase. Has someone considered using that for a band name?

  • elbyguitars
    elbyguitars 10 months ago

    I wish I could forget about Mike Pence.

  • S Miller
    S Miller 10 months ago

    3:00 Colbert's next children's book ideas?...

  • dlee t
    dlee t 10 months ago

    Colbert has surpassed Carson, imo. Acting is a good quality for a comedic role.

  • dlee t
    dlee t 10 months ago

    " A manilla envelope taped to a beige wall" --Shakespeare would be proud.

  • MrTingles
    MrTingles 10 months ago


  • stevieinselby
    stevieinselby 10 months ago

    Given that freight trains are really slow, and take months to get up to speed, "accelerating like a freight train" is actually really not a problem. It just sounds scary. Unlike global warming, which sounds nice, but is actually really scary.

  • Nika C.
    Nika C. 10 months ago

    throw the whole Pence away

  • TWSTF 8
    TWSTF 8 10 months ago +1


  • Gigi Sinclair
    Gigi Sinclair 10 months ago

    Pence is a robot, not human.

  • W P
    W P 10 months ago +1

    One week Stephen will sing the Friday song, very nice.

  • Donnell Coleman II
    Donnell Coleman II 10 months ago

    On Becky! 😂😂😂

  • Kay
    Kay 10 months ago

    So 37.1 gigatons is 60 times more than the combined weight of every asian elephant left on earth. That's the combined weight of 18.5 MILLION cars (More than all the cars in California), or 412 MILLION PEOPLE (More than the entire US population) in emissions alone. Think about that.

    • Kay
      Kay 10 months ago

      Actually I just realized I mistook giga for mega. Those numbers are actually 1000x higher.

  • Bear Moth Owl
    Bear Moth Owl 10 months ago

    "... 17 times the dream of a goldfish." xD

  • melvina628
    melvina628 10 months ago

    02:42 Best joke: "dreams of a goldfish".

  • matt
    matt 10 months ago

    I guess trumps people don’t have the heart to tell him he’s got no chance of getting re-elected in 2020 he lied about all his promises to the people he’s implicated in multiple felonies he can’t get his wall built or really anything more done now the dems have the house he barely won in 2016 if he loses any votes at all he will lose re-election plus he’s probably going to get indicted once he’s out of office

  • Virka Odinenko
    Virka Odinenko 10 months ago


  • A M
    A M 10 months ago

    Trump 2020 for Sing Sing.

  • RABBI Shekel
    RABBI Shekel 10 months ago

    really pathetic jokes. his career is going down the drain

  • imnotmike
    imnotmike 10 months ago

    I would say that Donald Trump isn't a lock for the 2020 ticket...

  • David Anthony Stone
    David Anthony Stone 10 months ago

    They are all going down. Nancy P will be the President

  • mitzi linn
    mitzi linn 10 months ago

    guess trump wants to lose the evangelicals ...or want Jerry Falwell Jr to be his running mate

  • Matt Kent
    Matt Kent 10 months ago +3

    He is like parsley that thinks the Earth is only 6000 years old and that evolution isn't happening and that speaking to woman alone is immoral. . . So. . . He is actually just a crazy person. . .

  • Tno Fenobi
    Tno Fenobi 10 months ago

    Koi fish ha ha

  • Khuong Khuu
    Khuong Khuu 10 months ago +1

    Mike Pence / Jeff Flake 2020

  • Sally Bowles
    Sally Bowles 10 months ago

    oooh the goldfish :D :D

  • Jayme Ann
    Jayme Ann 10 months ago +1

    Great reindeer names but also great stripper names!!

  • Blueberryymuffin
    Blueberryymuffin 10 months ago

    My cat hasn’t even grown her winter coat yet! We are in the middle of winter in Canada! My poor baby is predicting the end!

  • Terran Marks
    Terran Marks 10 months ago

    "My gratitude for that metaphor is 17 times the dreams of a goldfish.."

  • J. L.
    J. L. 10 months ago +1

    Giraffes are going extinct.

  • Andrea Hall
    Andrea Hall 10 months ago

    Finally, a decent man in politics and the still have to find something to bust his chops for????????????!!!!!!!!!!!! America is never satisfied! Leave the guy alone...there are enough evil politicians to go after.

  • Peppe Ddu
    Peppe Ddu 10 months ago +1

    Now Pence would have no trouble cooperating with Mueller to get Trump impeached.

  • Alex GottmitUns
    Alex GottmitUns 10 months ago +1

    Global warming "evolved" into "climate change"....

  • Grumpy Oldfart
    Grumpy Oldfart 10 months ago +1

    Pence is a tool. But what l find disturbing is that Colbert finds him bland and boring as if that matters.

  • Gerardo Ibarra
    Gerardo Ibarra 10 months ago

    When he smelled his finger I lost it haha

  • Kathryn Williston
    Kathryn Williston 10 months ago

    I think Stephen Colbert has an erection in this video. :D

  • Firstwave
    Firstwave 10 months ago

    There should be no jokes told about our killing of our planet.

  • Anna Brenner
    Anna Brenner 10 months ago +3

    Love the weird images in this bit: "ghost of a plain yogurt," "seventeen times the dreams of a goldfish," etc.

  • pat comerford
    pat comerford 10 months ago +1

    For Pence the two greatest evils are abortion and LGBTQI rights, not the corruption of trump and the GOP!

  • Sam Sam
    Sam Sam 10 months ago +1

    Drink the koolaide

  • rodgebone
    rodgebone 10 months ago +1

    speaking of parsley...Pence IS like parsley; take it (him) away and no one would notice (ref The Fabulous Baker Boys). the man has no leadership skills or persona and contributes NOTHING