TF2 Maps (Actual Size)

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  • Опубликовано: 5 апр 2018
  • Maps, maps, we are the maps. Celebrateanadabada birthday bash.
    Basically, this is a half story-time, half Fun Fact video about the size of TF2 maps (or at least the size that actually matters). I tried to make the subject as interesting to watch as I thought it was to research. Hope you enjoy. And yes, there are more videos coming soon regarding the most recent Blue Moon update. This is a video I was working on before the patch dropped last week.
    AMENDMENTS:
    (04/06/2018) Updated the size of Enclosure from 48.446 to 41.0497. Pazer discovered that the nav flood had extended into an inaccessible area by accident. Still the biggest map, but not by as much as previously thought.
    (04/07/2018) The conversion rates from kHu² to real life measurements are incorrect; here is a list of every map, along with their averages in km² (data provided by @the_link_crafte on Twitter): pastebin.com/rwXevdPs
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Комментарии • 2 579

  • Uncle Dane
    Uncle Dane  9 месяцев назад +2084

    Before you ask, yes I'm going to be making a video about the Short Circuit since it was updated last week to be a freakin Mega Man gun. Uploading that video will take some time since I'm waiting on a few possible bug fixes and generally just getting a good feel for how to use it effectively, so thanks for your patience. Hopefully this video holds ya'll over in the meantime. :)

    • Syndrome Sydney mulraine
      Syndrome Sydney mulraine 2 месяца назад

      ...i feel bad for ya

    • 07kilswitch
      07kilswitch 2 месяца назад

      Man this has to much dick refrences in it "just because its long doesnt mean its big" "lets mesgure thier actual size" i honestly think some girls where giggling this whole video haha

    • Cameron Bunn
      Cameron Bunn 5 месяцев назад

      Uncle Dane hi I was wondering if you could send a friend request to me but if you do I will send you one

    • matthew hurley
      matthew hurley 5 месяцев назад

      Uncle Dane did you remember / count cp_cloak? (It's included with the default install of the game but isn't in valves map rotation)

    • Cambodeus Clandodeus
      Cambodeus Clandodeus 6 месяцев назад

      HadooouuuuUUUUUKKKEEEENNNNN

  • BeuBacon
    BeuBacon 2 дня назад +1

    nice video

  • Damian Yin
    Damian Yin 3 дня назад

    I’m your enemy and your friend (spy&engineer)

  • Jaxon Morkes
    Jaxon Morkes 3 дня назад

    2:04 What's he holding

  • B4nster
    B4nster 3 дня назад

    *Cue the Jurassic park theme.*

  • Saphiros
    Saphiros 3 дня назад

    rip tc hydro you were a core map once

  • Xwater
    Xwater 3 дня назад

    upward has more detalies then bad water ( i like more bad water)

  • FyreFyte
    FyreFyte 4 дня назад

    tc_hydro is the biggest, Before i watched the vid.

  • Op Myst
    Op Myst 5 дней назад

    map is big big

  • Halvstekt
    Halvstekt 6 дней назад

    Thank u duncle cane

  • Певко
    Певко 7 дней назад

    is this glodglobglabgala reference

  • Kang Wang
    Kang Wang 7 дней назад

    *now find the sizes of the most popular community maps*

  • agentant 78
    agentant 78 7 дней назад

    I think overall itemtest might be the smallest tf2 map

  • UltraGaming 49
    UltraGaming 49 8 дней назад

    *_get past my sentry boi_*

  • dragan ljubenov
    dragan ljubenov 9 дней назад

    What about Cactus canyon 3 stage? that is surely massive.

  • Zane Snyder
    Zane Snyder 9 дней назад

    Bro this the single most nerdy video you've ever posted

  • Y M
    Y M 9 дней назад

    Why doesn't anyone like Snowplow?

  • Neil Macneale
    Neil Macneale 9 дней назад

    Get past my sentry boi

  • Shreys Jains
    Shreys Jains 10 дней назад

    Mvm ?

  • KumPupp
    KumPupp 10 дней назад

    YES LETME TELL YOU PYRO IS A RULER!
    EXACTLY 1.8 M

  • Tetragon 213
    Tetragon 213 10 дней назад

    cp_steel is the 2nd smallest A/D map?! That just feels weird; Steel feels like such a large map when you actually play it. I wasn't expecting it to be so damn small!

  • Connor McCarthy
    Connor McCarthy 11 дней назад

    The thumb nail has uncle dane have black hands

  • Victor Dennis
    Victor Dennis 13 дней назад

    tfw hydro is smaller than enclosure

  • Matthew La
    Matthew La 14 дней назад

    That felt like the beginning of a Vsauce video

  • oh chinochi;oci
    oh chinochi;oci 16 дней назад

    ctf_2foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooort and plr_highertower would be larger than enclosure

  • Noah Oglesby
    Noah Oglesby 18 дней назад

    POPULAR ALTERNATIVE GAMEMODES. "HYDRO"

  • Pootis Bird
    Pootis Bird 19 дней назад

    Uncle Dane: The TF2 Community Showcase

  • Mining Master 06
    Mining Master 06 25 дней назад

    I’m surprised that hydro is smaller then thundermountan

  • Blitz_Arena
    Blitz_Arena 28 дней назад

    He is a true sentry man.

  • Cereal Killer
    Cereal Killer Месяц назад

    why didnt you use your irl wrench when you did the irl intro?

  • Cereal Killer
    Cereal Killer Месяц назад

    lol 0:52 my fav uncle is an engie in real life

  • Rainbow Gryphon
    Rainbow Gryphon Месяц назад

    4:46
    That console. How do you do that.

  • cringeworthy.avi
    cringeworthy.avi Месяц назад

    she's actual size

  • Fearghus Keitz
    Fearghus Keitz Месяц назад +2

    So uncle Dane is an engineer in real life too.

  • UeUeUdk
    UeUeUdk Месяц назад

    At 0.5 speed, im on drugs

  • Lyra
    Lyra Месяц назад

    7:36 in awe at the size of this lad, absolute HAMMER UNIT

  • Core Master
    Core Master Месяц назад

    dm_mariokart map size?
    what is it

  • Edison Flanagan
    Edison Flanagan Месяц назад

    These are missing the PLR maps

  • Free To Play KING
    Free To Play KING Месяц назад

    I thought turbine was the smallest but it's junction
    I guess too much ctf keeps you away from that realisation

  • The Crab Maestro
    The Crab Maestro Месяц назад

    But with this information you can calculate the actual height of everything in the game. Someone should do this.

  • karlos lukas
    karlos lukas Месяц назад

    8:38 Trump would be proud

  • SpoonBenderr
    SpoonBenderr Месяц назад

    Don't be silly, size doesn't matter

  • May Sparkle
    May Sparkle Месяц назад

    Kind of interesting that, despite being the absolute least played map in TF2, Hydro is still the third largest map.

  • FuriousPixel
    FuriousPixel Месяц назад

    that vsauce transition tho

  • Alicia Ortega
    Alicia Ortega Месяц назад

    7:37 at 0.25 speed

  • 2E the first
    2E the first Месяц назад +1

    this video kept appearing in my recommended, so i decided to click on it and i was not disappointed

  • samuel ramos
    samuel ramos Месяц назад

    this was just pointless

  • mr juures
    mr juures 2 месяца назад

    after intro you start globglobgabgalab experience

  • Tristen Womack
    Tristen Womack 2 месяца назад

    There's also Manpower maps (Thundermountain,5gorge, Hellfire and foundry)

  • Zeghart
    Zeghart 2 месяца назад +1

    Jerma reference in the description

  • Cheese Wizard
    Cheese Wizard 2 месяца назад

    Man, you really are an engineer.

  • Nikolas Tol
    Nikolas Tol 2 месяца назад +2

    How is Hydro (in my mind the biggest map) smaller than Enclosure?

  • Gr1ml0ck
    Gr1ml0ck 2 месяца назад

    10:48 "for the more popular alternative gamemodes" *shows Hydro*

    This shit ain't addin' up.

  • Dr.Kuhmilch
    Dr.Kuhmilch 2 месяца назад

    That bih mad thicc 😫😫😫

  • Owen Henderson
    Owen Henderson 2 месяца назад

    What about highertower

  • Luckyfrost
    Luckyfrost 2 месяца назад

    Ancle dan

  • Perttu Ruuska
    Perttu Ruuska 2 месяца назад +2

    You have quite a fatal flaw when converting kHu2 to mi2 and km2. You don't convert to the square, you just use the linear conversion. Actually 1 kHu2 = 0,00036 km2 = 0,00014 mi2. Same happens with mi2 to ft2 and km2 to m2. I thought 324 m2 is pretty darn small map, that's like the size of only two detached houses. Actually 1 kHu2 = 362,5 m2, and 18 kHu2 = 6525 m2. I'm not even starting with the square feet, trying to convert to one irrational unit (miles) was enough.
    Good thing you didn't do it to every map, that would have been useless and disinformative. Otherwise nice and interesting video ;)

  • The edgy scout main
    The edgy scout main 2 месяца назад +1

    the intro sounds like a vsauce video lol

  • Derpaey
    Derpaey 2 месяца назад

    2:58 from where was that sound? i cant find it

  • Lt Scouton
    Lt Scouton 2 месяца назад

    5gorge is *T H I C C*

  • Ivo k
    Ivo k 2 месяца назад

    Where is hydro?

  • Rycore XIII
    Rycore XIII 2 месяца назад

    666,000 views...
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  • TheTexas Noob
    TheTexas Noob 2 месяца назад

    666k Wiews ...



    Oh Shit...

  • doomsword6
    doomsword6 2 месяца назад

    666,335 views
    666

  • Golden Protector
    Golden Protector 2 месяца назад

    666k views

  • ivan fontes
    ivan fontes 2 месяца назад

    just an observation. When u show the size of all tf2 maps u show that all of them have something like 0,34km² or 342m². Just correcting that 0,342km²= 340.000m² and not 342 '-'

  • HighWay WVD
    HighWay WVD 2 месяца назад

    Very cool video Uncle Dane!

  • Jack F
    Jack F 2 месяца назад

    Now do higher tower im really interested is how big that meme map is

  • Next Wheat
    Next Wheat 2 месяца назад

    is rt games really a engeneer main?

  • npc#15152569
    npc#15152569 2 месяца назад

    They come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity. They come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity. They come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

  • levander83
    levander83 2 месяца назад

    i am the danegolababab and i am the map mathathathahthhtahthath

  • TheBestPortal
    TheBestPortal 2 месяца назад

    my brain exploded

  • Seth Benjamin
    Seth Benjamin 2 месяца назад

    It would be intresting to see how the latest halloween maps hold up

  • Sohan The Fox
    Sohan The Fox 2 месяца назад

    No offense, but your face does not match your voice. Just sayin'. :/

  • Skeleton Beats
    Skeleton Beats 2 месяца назад

    7:37

  • Dugongue
    Dugongue 2 месяца назад

    "More than twice as small"

  • ErR0r 4554
    ErR0r 4554 2 месяца назад

    UNCLE DANE IS WORLDWIDE

  • Batabii
    Batabii 2 месяца назад

    I don't fully understand what he means by removing maps from casual. I thought casual was literally just all the official Maps

  • The Fury
    The Fury 2 месяца назад

    CONGRATS ON 400k subs

  • Mike Hunt
    Mike Hunt 2 месяца назад

    My profile pic is from strawski and the globglogabgalab house

  • AchmodinIV SWE
    AchmodinIV SWE 2 месяца назад

    Can you make a MVM version of this data

  • Dead Meme Doge
    Dead Meme Doge 2 месяца назад

    Do this for the Hyrule map 😉

  • extra thicc and spicy memez
    extra thicc and spicy memez 2 месяца назад

    Uncle Dane your a fucking retard this would have been a perfect video to collab with vsauce but you didn't take that perfect opportunity

  • Nick
    Nick 2 месяца назад

    Pp

  • xXDRAGON PROXx ARCHIVE
    xXDRAGON PROXx ARCHIVE 2 месяца назад

    Thats What He Said

  • I deserve death not subs are we clear
    I deserve death not subs are we clear 2 месяца назад

    The average-sized tf2 map is similar in size to the Vatican City

  • Jake Kemp
    Jake Kemp 2 месяца назад

    i love the Pokémon mystery dungeon intro music

  • Marnie Shaw
    Marnie Shaw 2 месяца назад +1

    Only now do I get the beginning joke.

  • Ay Innit
    Ay Innit 2 месяца назад

    wouldn't navmesh size show how complex the map is, not how big it is?

  • nordicberserk
    nordicberserk 2 месяца назад

    I have no actual interest in the TF2 map sizes. but! Your preamble showing exactly how you worked it out, and naming all the people that helped you, has earned my like. (sarcastic rant about what a glory this is goes here)

  • mad awsomness
    mad awsomness 2 месяца назад

    That uncle Dane pic is sexy 7:37

  • Smol heart
    Smol heart 2 месяца назад

    dispenser going down, well that wont do

  • One Bulby boi
    One Bulby boi 2 месяца назад

    Its 1:43 AM its to early for me to be to be smart

  • Butt Mash
    Butt Mash 3 месяца назад

    Best thumbnail ever.

  • Hoovy
    Hoovy 3 месяца назад

    7:37 GET PAST MY SENTRY BOIII

  • TheAmazingTortellini
    TheAmazingTortellini 3 месяца назад

    E x c u s e m e , I d o n ' t s e e M v M m a p s.

  • FaZe Huebert
    FaZe Huebert 3 месяца назад +12

    Maps maps we are the maps celebrating yet anoda birthday bash
    *Engie* , it's your birthday today
    Crates and unlocks are on the way
    And *Engie* was such a good class this year!
    Unlock all your crates while we all cheer

    • tsuki niijiri
      tsuki niijiri 3 дня назад

      itsyourbirthday.today

    • Mavvx
      Mavvx 15 дней назад

      *Michael*

  • TheRandomGuy
    TheRandomGuy 3 месяца назад

    I'm sorry, "twice as small"? That's not a sentance.

  • assassin icezaza
    assassin icezaza 3 месяца назад +1

    8:10 open the caption lmao

  • Ethan Gilchrist
    Ethan Gilchrist 3 месяца назад

    Don't trust the numbers at 5:44! 0.21 square miles is actually closer to one million square feet. They nultiplied the 0.21 sq mi by 5280 once instead of twice. I can't explain this very well in a youtube comment but area doesn't scale linearly when converting between units