Everything Wrong With Bird Box In 18 Minutes Or Less

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  • Published on Feb 12, 2019
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  • V A P O R
    V A P O R 51 minute ago

    You didn’t mention that the doctor did the ultrasound ( they have ultrasound techs )

  • Stephenol Santos
    Stephenol Santos 10 hours ago

    When u find a Quiet Place in the bargain bin

  • Glitter Goth
    Glitter Goth Day ago

    I cant believe i know people that liked this. Its just as stupid as i thought. Im tired of movies not showing the creepy things.

  • Johnbutjack
    Johnbutjack Day ago

    At least Con Air was fun to watch...Eragon was painful.

  • Alex Nugent
    Alex Nugent Day ago

    Nice “Rounders” reference 👍🏼

  • Katherine Storms

    Okay this movie was weird af when I first saw it, but.. I lost it when he mentioned Sarah Pailin’s backyard

  • danjuma grace gokas

    Great rhythm

  • belmontxr100
    belmontxr100 Day ago

    Do The Silence next, an equally shitty netflix post apocalypse “original” movie

  • Mustafa Malik
    Mustafa Malik Day ago

    4:44 Holy shit! They had Elon Musk in the movie?

  • Aquarium Thoughts
    Aquarium Thoughts 2 days ago

    My question is how does one drive a semi that far into the forest by the river

  • TheSilent AngryCat
    TheSilent AngryCat 2 days ago

    this movie was stupid

  • Dailyn Gonzalez
    Dailyn Gonzalez 2 days ago

    Sens the first time I
    Herd about bird box knew there was something wrong

  • Yoyo Ma
    Yoyo Ma 2 days ago

    How bout at the end of the movie when they are running to the sanctuary and the wind is all loud and scary.....why would they care? The wind can’t hurt them as long as they are blindfolded. They should be able to leisurely stroll to the sanctuary as long as they keep their blindfolds on. 🤔

  • NegativeBurn
    NegativeBurn 3 days ago

    I suspect... that there wasn't originally a 5 year time skip, or kids, or pregnancy... likely this was sandra bullock blowing someone to add those elements in to make her character 'extra'... sympathetic or something.

  • Brittany Shaw
    Brittany Shaw 3 days ago

    Awww yeah, Ikea coming in with that gay ad!!!!

  • Sailor Expensive Gorl

    I'm watching this because I'm too broke to see the movie.

  • bray someplacewarm
    bray someplacewarm 3 days ago

    You can see the GoPro on the hood

  • TheHottestOoferBoi
    TheHottestOoferBoi 3 days ago

    Bird box is in real life, 14 year olds going through mental puberty

  • Jerwin Reyes
    Jerwin Reyes 4 days ago

    Malorie rows the boat along the river perfectly and runs the forest without tripping/bumping, doing them while blindfolded. 🤨

  • Abigail Elliott
    Abigail Elliott 4 days ago

    Hey umm is there any movies you do like ...😂😂

  • SneakyKid 2009
    SneakyKid 2009 4 days ago

    Hit the like button if you want CinemaSins to do a face reveal

  • Lyddi Wolff
    Lyddi Wolff 4 days ago +1

    3:07 clear eyes, Full hearts, Can't lose.

  • Julia Johansson
    Julia Johansson 4 days ago

    I was excited for this movie because I read Unbury Carol (same author) :

  • Jon Won
    Jon Won 4 days ago

    See... What I don't get in all those apocalypse/zombie movies.... WHY would you bother to try and survive??????????
    If it's gonna be a constant threat. No chance of improvement.
    You won't grow old happily but die in some horrible way or the other.
    Heck, there won't even be wifi anymore.
    Where is the point????
    Seriously I'd just off myself in the least painful way possible and be done with it.

  • Eli Williamson
    Eli Williamson 4 days ago

    Tesla’s are how you beat the bird box

  • last shadow
    last shadow 4 days ago

    blindfold yourself before watching this movie. it will kill you.

  • last shadow
    last shadow 4 days ago

    and we didn't even see how the creatures look like?

  • VULF DREK
    VULF DREK 4 days ago

    Can we just point out how much of a bitch she was to girl

  • Chris Fullmer
    Chris Fullmer 5 days ago

    I don’t give two shits who you are, this movie is ok.

  • Jimmy M
    Jimmy M 5 days ago

    Finally got around to watching this. John Malkovitch's character was the best character. He's an asshole like he says, and he's always right. And he was right about that crazy person. I just found this movie funny how they had to check off every minority group on the liberal checklist. I'm not saying this is a bad thing mind you, but it's clearly noticeable.

  • kibawolflve124
    kibawolflve124 5 days ago

    when muggles deal with boggarts without magic this happens they need magic

  • Johnny Cage
    Johnny Cage 5 days ago

    Bird Box was a retarded to start with

  • Dylan Mcevers
    Dylan Mcevers 5 days ago

    I wonder if this guy likes any movies

  • Diego Gonzalez
    Diego Gonzalez 5 days ago

    This is the dumbest movie ever really

  • stormvxliy
    stormvxliy 5 days ago

    this was on my bday 2-12-08

  • xxtentaction
    xxtentaction 5 days ago

    movie was so fucking boring.

  • Yumeko Jabami
    Yumeko Jabami 6 days ago

    NONE OF THIS IS DAMN TURE

    • Yumeko Jabami
      Yumeko Jabami 8 hours ago

      @John S i dont know your name im sorry i just assumed okay im sorry really sorry

    • John S
      John S 8 hours ago

      @Yumeko Jabami You already said that you're Japanese. Why do you assume that I'm American?

    • Yumeko Jabami
      Yumeko Jabami 8 hours ago

      @John S The reason i dont like americans not sayin you are is cause the treat asian people terribe my sister commited suised cause american people were telling her to jump off a building since that day i have HATED americans and im japanese.

    • John S
      John S 8 hours ago

      @UC2I6mdwuWPpiNAYFWoFjVXg What makes you think that I'm American?

    • John S
      John S 9 hours ago

      @Yumeko Jabami Why? What makes you think that I'm American? What's your nationality?

  • Laughing Seagull
    Laughing Seagull 6 days ago +1

    What’s the monster in this movie?

  • EatTheCakeAnime
    EatTheCakeAnime 7 days ago

    2:54
    Hee hee?

  • Mary Queen of Scots
    Mary Queen of Scots 7 days ago

    Im surprised no one thought of the fact that the birds are in a cage not a box. Bird cage

    • A Plicqu
      A Plicqu 6 days ago

      On the river they're in a box punched with holes... Only caged at the house after being removed from the supermarket... Terrible title anyway.

  • Pedro Martell
    Pedro Martell 7 days ago

    Wtf is this trash movie lmao

  • el do
    el do 7 days ago

    One of the stupid movie ever created.

  • Pedro Martell
    Pedro Martell 7 days ago

    Eww mgk is in this movie that’s a sin on its own

  • Lucas Gillette
    Lucas Gillette 7 days ago

    i liked it

  • Amje's gaming with her AJs sqwad

    Why in every vid he always lies about how long it is

  • Wolverine
    Wolverine 7 days ago +1

    Get daredevil in this movie!

  • Berre Leeuwerck
    Berre Leeuwerck 7 days ago

    Wow ... you really butchered this movie xD

  • Jakub Bohaty
    Jakub Bohaty 8 days ago

    I also hate this movie

  • Milkshook
    Milkshook 8 days ago

    Bruh just set it to Peaceful Mode

  • Althea Painter
    Althea Painter 8 days ago

    18:29

  • Althea Painter
    Althea Painter 8 days ago +1

    The happening 2 2019

  • Gacha Skye
    Gacha Skye 8 days ago

    My friend: “What? There’s nothing wrong with Bird Box!
    Me an intellectual: FALSEHOOD! Everything is wrong with Bird Box my friend.
    Friend: But what about-
    Me: EVERYTHING.

  • Sean farrell
    Sean farrell 8 days ago

    I agree with u lol

  • Tanuki
    Tanuki 8 days ago +1

    "Is there air!? You don't know!" Finally!

  • Marie Lyngstad
    Marie Lyngstad 8 days ago

    “F*cking Gary!” 😂😂

  • Abdiel Diaz
    Abdiel Diaz 8 days ago

    Quit hating

  • ForceFade
    ForceFade 8 days ago

    3:45 OK WHAT IS THAT DISGUSTING EXPLOSION
    those kinds of things are supposed to be darker
    and it is fucking 2D
    how did you forget to sin that

  • Larissa B
    Larissa B 8 days ago +1

    18 mins or less?this is 19:01 lmao (joke not to be mean!! DONT ATTACK ME)

    • John S
      John S 10 hours ago

      It's not funny.

  • BURGERBOI BOB
    BURGERBOI BOB 9 days ago

    Why do you ruin our movies that we watch shame on you

    • A Plicqu
      A Plicqu 6 days ago

      If a movie is well written, acted, directed it cannot be ruined... This one wasn't. The premise was ridiculously confusing... no logical sense... Some people went crazy from seeing the things, others didn't... Some it happened immediately... some immune?

  • Mariah Lightfoot
    Mariah Lightfoot 9 days ago

    I see your product placement, Bird Box.

  • Emily789
    Emily789 9 days ago

    I dunno. I liked this movie a lot.

  • SCARY KIDS TVEE
    SCARY KIDS TVEE 9 days ago +1

    *I c r i e d when Olympia d i e d*

  • Sky Bot
    Sky Bot 9 days ago +2

    What about the sin with anyone that uses heat vision for sight

  • CatMuto
    CatMuto 9 days ago

    I never understood the idea of "The world is ending, so we might as well fuck" thing...

  • demi
    demi 10 days ago

    Movie: breathes
    Sin counter: DING

  • Richard Snyder
    Richard Snyder 10 days ago

    Only 165 sins? I call bullshit, This Horrendous piece of shit of a movie should of broke the sin meter

  • Павел Сан - Марціновіч

    I agree this movie was stupid on many levels!!

  • Coach Mcguirk
    Coach Mcguirk 10 days ago

    Everything.

  • afro droid
    afro droid 10 days ago

    Id take a peek...

  • Jonathan Harland
    Jonathan Harland 10 days ago

    Why don't you just look at the floor . Or go to newyourk have some times to be safe. Just be bad. What is the monster. If you look at the monster your bad. Having sex is bad

  • WalkerBrosFilms
    WalkerBrosFilms 10 days ago

    9:30 nahhh it’s not that it wasn’t raided but I’m sure it was a real store and they were going to save money by just flickering lights and emptying a few shelves 😂 alright guys ! Were gonna shoot this in two hours ! Y’all leave the deli empty bc y’all cook it everyday and it will already be empty and empty a couple spots and ACTION ! 😂 boom done before lunch.


    But just now writing that it made me think maybe the store wasn’t raided like completely empty bc people couldn’t look and see to get to the store? Hmmmmm anyway😂

  • WalkerBrosFilms
    WalkerBrosFilms 10 days ago

    Not gonna lie bc I’ve dealt with a fuck ton of bad situations with suicides and mental health(firefighter back in the day) but when these people look and see whatever they see and then kill themselves is terrifying to me bc it’s so uncontrollable and you can’t take it away or make it stop. To me is the best scenes in the movie. They don’t have the same look in their eyes exactly bc they’re acting but it’s damn close

  • WalkerBrosFilms
    WalkerBrosFilms 10 days ago

    Idea for this movie is great, but the odds of going down a river blindfolded is absolutely impossible. The only way you’ll go is where it takes you😂

  • Liam Ryan
    Liam Ryan 10 days ago

    Okay is it just me or does anyone else hate this guy as well

  • JeffTheHokie
    JeffTheHokie 10 days ago

    Take drugs that make you insane, then you can look and survive. Problem solved.
    Take drugs that make you temporarily insane, and you can look, survive, and be a minion for a few hours. When the drugs wear off, you are immune.