Everything Wrong With Bird Box In 18 Minutes Or Less

  • Опубликовано: 12 фев 2019
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  • S E2333
    S E2333 21 минуту назад

    This movie was pure shit

    QUEEN CROWN Час назад

    Boy, you have your dog.
    Girl, you have your kitty.
    Coconut, you have your noose.

  • Serkan Okur
    Serkan Okur Час назад

    The pregnant lady kinda looks like my 4th grade teacher

  • Dj Drift
    Dj Drift 4 часа назад

    Dude the other mom is fucking stupid

  • Dj Drift
    Dj Drift 4 часа назад

    Dude we should roast u for not knowing your numbers😂😂

  • Anthony Davenport
    Anthony Davenport 8 часов назад

    Everything wrong with this channel 1 nearly every time they timing is off

  • subtle0savage
    subtle0savage 11 часов назад

    omfg Sins, so many great one-liners in this piece!
    "Malkovich has down-shifted into Eragon/Con-Air mode for this performance"
    "All-powerful super-natural enemies...their natural enemy, a wooden door."
    "Million different ways to handle this situation and this is definitely the dumbest."
    "Extra room that's Charlie-shaped."
    lol, oh man, made my night. Excellent work Sir!

  • Thisisacomputer
    Thisisacomputer 14 часов назад

    Am I the only one watching this that is too scared to watch the movie without silly comments?

  • Rafiq Douglas
    Rafiq Douglas 15 часов назад

    Sugar hill the movie

  • Alex Rumlover
    Alex Rumlover 19 часов назад

    And, it don't say if she is AMBIDEXTROUS

  • Sam A
    Sam A 21 час назад

    1. How are the babes gonna go crazy and commit suicide?
    2. How didn't Malorie and the kids *NEVER* hit a tree in that huge forest
    3. How did Malorie know there was a boat there
    4. How did Malories doctor get to the blind place
    5. How did Malories makeup stay like that for over 5 years
    6. That crazy man is so bad at fighting - how do you get killed by a blind person
    7. Why didn't the crazy man in the shop go through the door and/or window

  • Jonah Franklin
    Jonah Franklin 21 час назад

    I love your videos, but I disagree with you saying the birds being able to sense who the good/bad guys are is a sin.
    Animals are known for their ability to sense danger. For example: whenever it’s about to rain, birds will fly elsewhere before the rain starts.

    IKITA COPE 21 час назад

    Malorie: Girl your name is Olympia
    Girl: B**ch my momma say my name Cinderella

    KING_WOLVEINE 10 22 часа назад

    Before I watch the video I want to say he gonna say something about the birds not getting wet when they hit the waterfall

  • repairdrive
    repairdrive День назад

    5 years later and homeboy still has time (and food) enough to workout?

  • najiya ahmed
    najiya ahmed День назад

    I have read the book....

    Is that weird?

  • Kuro Meisaku
    Kuro Meisaku День назад

    Nice Galaxy Quest reference @ 14:06 😄😂

  • padronsk
    padronsk День назад

    You forgot to sin-count the cheesy speech she gave to the kids so they would walk back to her. It's incredibly cliched and doesn't have any real background.

  • Lydia Hopkins
    Lydia Hopkins День назад

    i'll be scared from this movie forever if i don't sleep..

  • jk 2k19
    jk 2k19 День назад

    9:34 the store was not raided. In the first scene of the flashback Jess said that the Supermarket was crazy because everyone was rushing to get stuff so yeah.

  • jk 2k19
    jk 2k19 День назад

    The sin at 6:56 I literally proposed that exact scenario the last time I watched the movie. OMFFFFF

  • Omar Cano
    Omar Cano День назад

    Some of these aren't mistakes

  • Clay Roberts
    Clay Roberts День назад +2

    How About the fact that ol dudes hair looks the exact same, lined up perfectly and everything 5 yrs after being on the run in a post apocalyptic world

  • driller unit-513
    driller unit-513 День назад +11

    you forgot one sin.
    if the monsters kills you when you see them, if you have a mirror and put it in front of your face, does they kill themselves ? that's a question that we might never know...
    until the next season !

  • Ilja Mooren
    Ilja Mooren День назад

    When they were all still in the house and decided to tie someone up to watch the 'creature' on the monitors, why didn't they play the footage on a time delay or tape it first and watch it later? That would probably have been safe. Also: when they're in the woods at the end of the film, suddenly all sorts of things start happening like voices whispering etc, which hasn't happened at all in the rest of the movie. And what kind of selection criterion does this 'creature' use to determine if somebody's crazy/slow or not? That's just a thing that we, as a society, decide. One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Apart maybe from 'Signs'...

  • Jas cris
    Jas cris 2 дня назад

    i didn't knew the ending of this movie and it gave me a solid 1 minute laugh

  • Galaxy the Wolf
    Galaxy the Wolf 2 дня назад

    When my friends and I wat he’d 5is and say Gary , we officially named him Gary the god till he .. mm

  • sabitsuki
    sabitsuki 2 дня назад +1

    Last few minutes: okay, you wanna go play with your new friends, newly named boy n girl?
    Yes of course mommy, we've never interacted with other human beings before, and we have trauma; we'll go n play

  • ReNzO pLaYz!?!!?
    ReNzO pLaYz!?!!? 2 дня назад +3

    The actor they used for malorie is actually sandra bullock

  • Giordano Cruz
    Giordano Cruz 2 дня назад

    Galaxy Quest reference FTW!

  • IzIzzy 8109
    IzIzzy 8109 2 дня назад +4

    7:32 for being next to a naked hot chick, he doesn't seem too happy. Anyone else see it? AHEM LOOK DOWN

  • I am not a Penguin
    I am not a Penguin 2 дня назад +2

    I liked the action, pacing and some of the dialogue in this movie but it still makes no sense and leaves more questions than answers.
    However the school for the blind works as in this situation the blind are in their element so would be the ones to set up a sanctuary and why not do it where they live.
    But that brings us round to the sin you missed, the school is for blind children but here the adults, who were presumably the staff, are blind too. This academy literally has the blind leading the blind.

  • Keanna Stephen
    Keanna Stephen 2 дня назад

    DUDE! Her naming that girl after he mother was a SIN. Her mother is the reason everyone in that house died! THAT WAS A SIN!!!!

  • captain cool
    captain cool 2 дня назад +4

    A quiet place 2: I can't see I legally blind.

  • AngelCraft Central
    AngelCraft Central 2 дня назад +1

    Bird Box in a nutshell

  • David Rector
    David Rector 2 дня назад +1

    "Is there air? You don't know"
    Perfect line!

  • Create ShareLive
    Create ShareLive 2 дня назад

    God I hated this movie

  • Tc
    Tc 2 дня назад

    All well, at least everyone on the ISS will be fine for a couple months.

  • the baked potato
    the baked potato 2 дня назад +1

    I find it hard to believe that she had those kid's for 5 years and didn't name them

  • Notorious 45
    Notorious 45 2 дня назад

    His Name was Robert Paulson
    His Name was Robert Paulson
    His Name was Robert Paulson

  • Lexi Chan
    Lexi Chan 2 дня назад +5

    Just watched it
    Me: ‘Bird Box Cinemasins’

  • Peter Lopez
    Peter Lopez 3 дня назад

    RIP Machine gun Kelly

  • million of sub challenge
    million of sub challenge 3 дня назад

    Bcoz thats a freaking movie

  • Agju
    Agju 3 дня назад

    should sin this infinity for the retarded "Bird Box Challenge" that all the social media assholes thought was a good idea

  • TheWassupFilms
    TheWassupFilms 3 дня назад

    Almost 200 sins. Is this the most a movie has ever gotten?

    • Al Nightmare
      Al Nightmare День назад

      Watch Home alone... 2? Ya, I think that's it.

  • jean-claude cullum
    jean-claude cullum 3 дня назад

    I thought it was a sequel to the happening or remake!

  • Julia morris
    Julia morris 3 дня назад

    17:03 the birds in the box survive this. 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • Guillermo Streiger
    Guillermo Streiger 3 дня назад

    Did you now that the ending was a lot more obscure in the book?
    The people in the "blind school" were not actually blind, they just figured out how the shit worked, reached for the nearest cutlery and well, you can imagine the rest

  • Daniel Rivas
    Daniel Rivas 3 дня назад

    18:20 from what movie is that?

  • Nate Mitchell
    Nate Mitchell 3 дня назад

    Also forgot to mention the fact the dude is just standing in the middle of the river just waiting for someone to come by lmao

  • Leah B
    Leah B 3 дня назад

    115 sins

  • SillyStrings_
    SillyStrings_ 3 дня назад +6

    Also the doctor is literally wearing the EXACT SAME OUTFIT that she had when she did the ultrasound.

  • The Living Mortal Equality
    The Living Mortal Equality 4 дня назад

    Fuck you rapist!

  • Prune Juice
    Prune Juice 4 дня назад +1

    If the monsters could talk, then they would be saying things like
    Everyone would open their eyes and come running

  • FO18L
    FO18L 4 дня назад +1

    So glad to see how much you dislike this.
    I did NOT get the hype when I saw it.

  • Dino Channel12
    Dino Channel12 4 дня назад

    Its a very good movie for me

  • Rebecca 'Spooky' Duran
    Rebecca 'Spooky' Duran 4 дня назад

    I had a hard time finding newspapers to wrap my friends Christmas doodads in... Until I found the free advertisement newspapers at a convenient store then I saw them everywhere. But surely not enough to cover that many windows.

  • Marflow
    Marflow 5 дней назад

    18:18 pls tell me the name of the music

  • Kayla Foy
    Kayla Foy 5 дней назад

    LOL this so true, that movie was trash

  • Lorenzo -81
    Lorenzo -81 5 дней назад

    Are people this weak minded that they will let some half ass you tube channel determine if they like a movie or not? Every movie that's been fucking made has plot holes and shit that doesn't make any sense that doesn't get answered. There's a point when this channel is trying too fucking hard to be comedic and way over the fucking top finicky about simple shit just to have content for their videos. Hell, if you go by these asshole opinions on this channel you will never enjoy any fucking movie ever again. People need to understand that the channel is trying to be comedic and entertaining and not take any fucking thing they say about these movies seriously. I will definitely not let cinemasins determine if I should like a movie or not. I still think birdbox and plenty of other movies are entertaining regardless of their flaws and I dont give a fuck what anyone else thinks.

  • Kevin D. Najera
    Kevin D. Najera 5 дней назад

    This video was legit, usually I take these videos as funny not serious, this one is serious though. Why this movie was so popular and praised is beyond me...

  • I Am a YouTube account
    I Am a YouTube account 5 дней назад

    If Bird Box did happen my whole Class would survive. We are crazy and proud of it

  • Gary Kinsella
    Gary Kinsella 5 дней назад

    45 Days on the river with little food they would of eaten the birds in the box. This movie has so many questions unanswered its a joke. Like the Cinemasins guy going through the mistakes it was funny as hell!!! Another thing in the movie when the boat over turns they are nice and dry and the birds in the box are dry. Stupid funny film. Cant wait for the next one!

  • オードリー マヤ
    オードリー マヤ 5 дней назад +5

    The book actually explains a lot.

    just sayin. You don't really need to read it.

    • Rhys Causon
      Rhys Causon 2 дня назад

      Young Invent I believe it’s the same as the movie. From one BookTube video I saw.

    • Young Invent
      Young Invent 5 дней назад

      What's the name of the book

  • vondahe
    vondahe 5 дней назад

    I’ve seen a lot of crap movies but this one takes the grand prize. And this gentle roasting which doesn’t even touch on the PC clichés of which there are many. There’d be more sense in watching the “Creature from the Black Lagoon” movie backwards while on mescaline.
    If you really wanted everything wrong with this colossal waste of time, you’d need about an hour because nothing makes any sense. At all.

  • waffle waffle
    waffle waffle 5 дней назад

    What are the scard off it dose not show u like

  • Elleah Arin
    Elleah Arin 5 дней назад

    I'm going to say it: the book is better

  • Elleah Arin
    Elleah Arin 5 дней назад

    I'm going to say it: the book is better

  • Nettle
    Nettle 6 дней назад

    I can’t even see what the purpose of this film was? Is there a deeper meaning? I feel like I just wasted 2 hours of my life. Nothing makes sense. Guess we should all just pour acid into our eyes, then.
    Problem solved.

  • Jacob Haver
    Jacob Haver 6 дней назад

    Can I also point out that not only do the "marauding psychopaths have cars" but they have cars that can still drive 5 years after the apparent demon/monster apocalypse. That shit goes bad in around a year even with stabilizers so unless the psychopaths somehow could figure out how to continually refine gasoline there is no way those cars are moving 5 years out from the end.

  • Boebie 505
    Boebie 505 6 дней назад

    Ummmm so i remember 2 kids with her when they got on the boat....uh where are the kids at, at 8:10?

  • Jabari Shabazz
    Jabari Shabazz 6 дней назад

    My favorite sins video so far

  • Jabari Shabazz
    Jabari Shabazz 6 дней назад

    Yes! an Alita Battle Angel joke

  • Malcolm Hollis
    Malcolm Hollis 6 дней назад +1

    Literally the fact that they don’t show the monster at all is the biggest sin of this movie

  • SatisfyingExstra
    SatisfyingExstra 6 дней назад +6

    Wait so the Main Character Isen’t Michael Jackson??

  • Jocelyn Rabinowitz
    Jocelyn Rabinowitz 6 дней назад +2

    Am I the only person who disliked Bird Box from the start?

    • Jocelyn Rabinowitz
      Jocelyn Rabinowitz 6 дней назад

      Lady Onikara oh thank god

    • Lady Onikara
      Lady Onikara 6 дней назад +1

      Me too! I thought it looked like a boring piece of crap, even though I like Sandra Bullock. Good to know I was absolutely right.

  • Sundark Gem
    Sundark Gem 6 дней назад

    The trailer of the movie made this movie seem scarier than it was ( *Yes I watched the movie* )

  • teudoongie trash
    teudoongie trash 6 дней назад

    The thing I thought was weird, happened in the supermarket scene. They all were getting the carts and filling them up with stuff (also the stuff was like chips and everything inconvenient) the carts can hold up alot of stuff. They were full. How the hell did they fit all that in the car and still have so much extra space? Smh...

  • Thomas Chavrier
    Thomas Chavrier 6 дней назад

    It's not the predator, it's f*cking Cthulhu, you uncultured swine

  • NoThanks :v
    NoThanks :v 6 дней назад

    Btw just to point this out, you know the crazy people who are all like “look at this thing that might kill u it’s actually lit” so yeah the babies are supposed to be like that and that’s why Gary wanted the babies to look at the thing. Also that is why when Mallorie didn’t die when she was trying to help her sister not commit suicide, if you are pregnant the thing won’t kill you cause it needs ur baby. And that’s also why Charlie is right R.I.P Charlie boi u were a great theorist and a better cashier...

  • Tony Andrade
    Tony Andrade 6 дней назад

    You never mention these, but how was it possible for Sandy B to be running around the woods with a blindfold on and hardly falling. I cannot walk my dog through the parks without almost falling a half a dozen times, and my eyes are wide open. Also, Sandy B. is far too old to have children (the neck don't ie), we should be lucky that she did not give birth to dust... I'm just sayin. You need to up those sins by two.

  • The Mitch Zone
    The Mitch Zone 6 дней назад

    The part you skipped near the end was a very high part of the movie. It was one of the most touching and heart-wrenching moments; when the children became *THIS* close to taking off their blindfolds, from being tricked by the creatures! I was nearly out of my f*cking chair!

  • The Mitch Zone
    The Mitch Zone 6 дней назад +4

    Charlie: "Charlie ain't going anywhere!"
    It was funny when Charlie started freakin out after realizing they wanted him to go to the supermarket with them. Lmao

  • Easton Lane
    Easton Lane 6 дней назад +9

    Its 19:01 not 18 minutes or less. CLICKBAIT.

    • Dominick Perez
      Dominick Perez День назад

      This joke has been made so many God damn times. It was mildly funny at first, now it's bland

    • Raggy123
      Raggy123 День назад

      i know, SO annoying.

  • The Mitch Zone
    The Mitch Zone 6 дней назад

    3:25 I had the same question a bit later in the movie. They *sorta* acknowledge it later, by having that L&O:SVU psychiatrist guy restrained in his chair after being infected by the creatures through surveillance monitors, but he still found a way to off himself; by falling over head-first onto some sharp, hard thing made of stone. It's definitely possible to *fully* restrain the Crazies from killing themselves or others, but the question is if there's a way to cure them. They clearly aren't "dead" after being infected. They aren't zombies. So they are still alive and has full consciousness, they're just brainwashed or something. Maybe there's a way to snap them out of it... 🤔

  • The Mitch Zone
    The Mitch Zone 6 дней назад

    I just saw this movie a few days ago, and I'm still in shock and confusion. 😐

  • Zak Skenandore
    Zak Skenandore 7 дней назад

    I'll have you know I'm a paper boy and I see more news papers in one day than gary has seen demons

  • nic williams
    nic williams 7 дней назад

    We needed this

  • Coco 11000
    Coco 11000 7 дней назад

    Oh, when twitter was talking about this I didn't know it was a movie

  • MrsButtersworth82
    MrsButtersworth82 7 дней назад

    17:21 - 17:32 Got me rollin 😂😂😂😂

  • tymon jednorowski
    tymon jednorowski 7 дней назад +5

    i think he should have added 500 sins for MGK starring in this movie

  • Bat- Family fun
    Bat- Family fun 7 дней назад

    I have a friend that was dying for me to see this I’m kinda glad I didn’t have time to see all of it I told her she should see quiet place

  • Elliot Walker
    Elliot Walker 7 дней назад

    When there’s 34 sins at the 2.10 minute mark u know it’s a shit film

  • I OpEx Fear I
    I OpEx Fear I 7 дней назад

    Lol Ground Hog Day at the end.

  • G DUB
    G DUB 7 дней назад

    18 minutes or less = 19 minute video

  • michaels gameing channel/QuotbleGecko12 for xbox

    19 not 18

  • Magstoriches
    Magstoriches 7 дней назад

    Honestly, if you look into it more, this movie is just a metaphor for sin.

    • Coco 11000
      Coco 11000 7 дней назад

      You know what? You get a pass because this makes as much sense as any other bullshit theory about this shit movie

  • Lord Icebear
    Lord Icebear 8 дней назад

    you like ruining horror's aren't you

  • João Victor Abramides
    João Victor Abramides 8 дней назад +3

    I thought Bird Box was a rip-off of The Happening.

  • Commander Cameron
    Commander Cameron 8 дней назад +1

    Haven’t you learned already? Netflix originals always suck