Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween)

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    Halloween is a CLASSIC horror movie - the granddaddy of the slasher genre. It introduced to the world the iconic Michael Myers. Who, when you think about, seems like some kind of SUPER human. That got me thinking, how does he keep escaping death? Theorists, today we figure out how to BEAT Michael Myers once and for all!
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  • Dead Meat
    Dead Meat 7 months ago +9363

    You could probably just pump a dog full of radiation and leave it out for Michael to eat. Man, he loves eatin' dogs.

  • Mashee Phantom
    Mashee Phantom Day ago

    This is how gorefeild will be defeated

  • Emma Finch
    Emma Finch Day ago

    so if i want to make a giant zoo of Michael Myers i can just cut him in half,have the separate parts to regenerate and then keep doing it. and i'm all set?

  • Rystem Halil
    Rystem Halil Day ago

    Shot him ?!?!?

  • Lucas Sousa
    Lucas Sousa Day ago

    or ... you know.... explode him from the inside

  • Nicolaas Ligtenberg

    You can’t beat Michael Myers he would stab you a million times before you could touch him

  • Jenna Buck
    Jenna Buck Day ago

    I gAined so many bran cells watched skydoesminecraft mE LuV SHoW

  • Prince. Aaron Nicholson article

    What about the other characters

  • Ashton Jayes
    Ashton Jayes Day ago

    U could just go on a plane for Halloween

  • Dippy Dinosaur
    Dippy Dinosaur Day ago

    4:17 Not to mention the many times his blood was normal like when he got his eyes shot out or in the new movie where you see a bit of blood around one of the eye holes (where Micheal was stabbed in the eye ball by a coat hanger)

  • Shawn Hubbard
    Shawn Hubbard Day ago

    If you do cut Michael Myers in half, most likely there would be two of them because of his INSANE regeneration

  • Sasha Mendelson
    Sasha Mendelson Day ago

    How to beat Michael Myers: MOVE TO CANADA

  • G R I M M K I N
    G R I M M K I N Day ago +1

    Literally just lure him to your garage, chop off his head with an axe, and then smash it like a pumpkin with a sledgehammer. Unless you’re Deadpool, you can’t survive having your brain splatter everywhere.

  • Jason Funtuber
    Jason Funtuber Day ago

    Put a radiation shower or bath for Michael Meyers

  • Your Android Connor

    Just throw him into a pit of lava and wham, done.

  • Mr. Chicken
    Mr. Chicken Day ago

    Cant we microwave him like in a regular old microwave

  • n sane
    n sane Day ago

    Murdering kermits

  • Nobody Special
    Nobody Special Day ago

    what if 2019 Halloween is the only true Story and all the other ones are just crappy horror movies based on the real event.
    Like, He went on a rampage, they made an overly dramatacized movie about it, all the other movies really are greedy cash grabs, and the 2019 movie is the actual Michael trying to kill off his relative (cant remember if she's his mother or his cousin or whatever) who is actually still alive because the other movies were bullcrap

  • Manh Tuan Le
    Manh Tuan Le Day ago

    But if we chop his head of it may heal but it would have to heal te brain but since you chop the head of then it will have to make a new brain but the new brain is new so it will have no memories

  • paul Stall
    paul Stall Day ago

    Meyers vs vorhees seems like a better fit then Freddy va Jason . Basically the same power set and abilities except Jason regenerates quickly in some movies from a corpse

  • GoodlyWheat 5621

    Spoiler alert



    His wife kills him by burning him alive

  • Star Glitter Glow

    Yeah, but then his corpse gets hit by lightning and he comes back as a zombie slasher #jasonvoorhees #precedent

  • Lil Dva
    Lil Dva Day ago

    Are you talking about in Dead by Daylight or... what?
    wait no thats not any theory, BUT A *GaMe thEoRy*

  • Channel 17
    Channel 17 Day ago

    1. Super strenght
    2. Super healing
    3. Regeneration
    So basicly this guy is Deadpool.

  • Pro Potato
    Pro Potato Day ago +1

    Or u could just drown him

  • Rusty Shacklferd

    Drowning

  • BendyRiper11
    BendyRiper11 Day ago

    what if you chop micheals head off?

  • ddd safey dog network

    Nah ask ant man to go up Micheal's butt then go big

  • Loki_Playz
    Loki_Playz 2 days ago +1

    *BULLETS DON'T WORK ON ME, JON*

  • I'm That Guy That Makes Dumb Videos

    Just chopped up his body parts then burn them all or throw them in a blender

  • lukeskyewok
    lukeskyewok 2 days ago

    Just throw him into Chernobyl and let him die

  • InfectingZommbie
    InfectingZommbie 2 days ago

    DIABLO

  • Woomyand Veemo
    Woomyand Veemo 2 days ago

    One word, god himself, shrek

  • OldBullYungCalf
    OldBullYungCalf 2 days ago +1

    Just work with your team and do generators until you can escape

  • KermitTheFan
    KermitTheFan 2 days ago

    Okay so what you are saying is...
    Create another Chernobyl disaster and throw michael in the radiation.

  • mftnightmare
    mftnightmare 2 days ago

    My grandmother had leukemia

  • Mason Trans
    Mason Trans 2 days ago

    ANNNND
    *AD* Lasagna!

  • Baltoy 9909
    Baltoy 9909 2 days ago

    What about you just drown him regrowing don’t stop suffocation

  • Eternals Pumpkin
    Eternals Pumpkin 2 days ago

    my science teacher told me that i need to learn cells for sex ed so....

  • Dio Bakugou
    Dio Bakugou 2 days ago

    how about we just tie him up in chains, shove him in a giant save, tie that safe up in chains, weld it shut, and toss it in the mariana trench? because you said he cant teleport

  • Lemon Hope
    Lemon Hope 2 days ago

    Ahem

    A i m f o r t h e h e a đ.

  • Jack
    Jack 2 days ago

    You said that like humans eat dogs on a regular basis

  • radh3
    radh3 2 days ago +1

    Man there is 9 films

  • Blockhead562
    Blockhead562 2 days ago

    how would you kill jason voorhees?

  • Dippy Dinosaur
    Dippy Dinosaur 2 days ago

    Why is it that I always come back to this video

  • Jon the Misunderstood

    Ah Yes Michael Myers
    The Adult with a Childish and twisted mind

  • Caal Taes
    Caal Taes 2 days ago

    So basically you just need Godzilla.

  • apk 22223
    apk 22223 2 days ago

    " if it bleeds we can kill it " duch the predator

  • Joshua Cormier
    Joshua Cormier 3 days ago

    @The Film Theorists WE COULD ALL STOP CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN

  • Cameron Bryan
    Cameron Bryan 3 days ago

    why not just pull a terminator 2 and drop him in molten lava

  • Nickolus Joynson
    Nickolus Joynson 3 days ago

    He could also starve... to death... I guess

  • Killer Queen
    Killer Queen 3 days ago

    bruh...
    just hand him over to dio he'll be aight

  • NutellaYveltal
    NutellaYveltal 3 days ago +1

    trap in a room for week and have him dehydrate

  • Eluna Moon
    Eluna Moon 3 days ago

    Everyone seems to forget that when John Carpenter made him, he viewed him as a psychopath, the other knock off movies view him as a immortal monster with a vengeance. He can still be killed and can still feel pain, he just doesn't show it that much with the mask on.( yes he definitely felt something when Laurie shot his fingers off in the new Halloween, you can hear a pained grunt or hiss from him)

  • slenderboi
    slenderboi 3 days ago +1

    What if we don't kill him... What if we put him in a electrocution chair but don't electrocut him and through him into the ocean?

  • CrazyKKJS
    CrazyKKJS 3 days ago +3

    “But hey that’s just a theory a film theory and.” :ad plays

  • The Super 7 Yr Old
    The Super 7 Yr Old 3 days ago

    Pat....... do you realise that michal myers gos super fast when your not looking at him

  • jim skywaker
    jim skywaker 3 days ago

    Even then he can’t regenerate if he doesn’t have a head

  • Ian Peachey
    Ian Peachey 3 days ago

    Cut him up then put him in a box melt lead into the box he create a new version of himself if there’s no where for him to regrow

  • Sam James
    Sam James 3 days ago +1

    my method:
    Trick his brain into thinking he has all working organs so they dont regenerate when you tear them out

  • Midget Llama
    Midget Llama 3 days ago

    Or just kill him like you would any other human, he’s not supernatural, it’s just lazy writing

  • Tomato spoop ._.
    Tomato spoop ._. 4 days ago

    Why not just blow him up with an atom bomb or that one powerful atomic bomb that can basically destroy all of Connecticut

  • Pimp King
    Pimp King 4 days ago +5

    Radiation? Toss him where the chernobyl elephant foot is

  • Ipodcrazy
    Ipodcrazy 4 days ago +3

    Coincidence? Yeah absolutely
    - Mat 2018

  • codedeath HERO
    codedeath HERO 4 days ago

    If u throw a knife or anything an touched his head he will instant die how matter he generate

  • Digital Phoenix
    Digital Phoenix 4 days ago +7

    My solution:
    Trap him in a rocket and f-ing YEET him into the sun!

  • Gacha_girl 129875
    Gacha_girl 129875 4 days ago +3

    Thats just a theory, A film theory! And *HOT POCKETS*

  • Felipa Rangel
    Felipa Rangel 4 days ago

    The 096 of the film universe

  • Jah Anderson
    Jah Anderson 4 days ago

    Just put a acid on if

  • Just A Dog
    Just A Dog 4 days ago

    *HE'S* *NOT* *MURDERING* *MUPPETS*

  • JustChocolate
    JustChocolate 4 days ago

    I mean that’s cool but... can’t you just like lock him in a box and throw him into the Mariana trench? Or just let a shark eat him?

  • Star Bearing
    Star Bearing 4 days ago

    Has literally no one thought of diseases I don't care if you can regrow an arm he won't survive cancer.

  • Colby Harris
    Colby Harris 4 days ago

    Maybe he can't die because of the curse? If he was cursed to kill his entire family then maybe he has to do that, break the curse and then die?

  • Hearing Colours
    Hearing Colours 5 days ago

    Get rid of Halloween. Duh.

  • Weeb Kami
    Weeb Kami 5 days ago +1

    Or you could cut off his head

  • GD_ChrisPlayz
    GD_ChrisPlayz 5 days ago

    Just be careful where you walk-run

  • Mr. Queen
    Mr. Queen 5 days ago

    Just starve him in prison

  • zheng yi
    zheng yi 5 days ago

    Can you do how to beat the pale man from pan’s labyrinth? Also I can tell you his backstory to help you he was a old man who got killed by a person he wished he could see through his hands so he came back as a angry spirit looking for vengeance seeing through its hands

  • TNTminer 123
    TNTminer 123 5 days ago

    U can just slice his head off?..

  • Justin Harrell
    Justin Harrell 5 days ago

    Just shoot him in the fucking head. He is a normal human. He has been shown stealing food and supplies & bleeding, things a zombie does not do. He escapes the funny farm a few times so they have tested him and he is not a zombie. Holloween H2O is not canon either so that shit about him coming back to life after being burned is not canon nor real. He has survived car crashes, being hit by a car & multiple stab wounds & gun shots but he survived all of that through shear luck & willpower alone and the fact he cant feel any pain helps him ignore & overcome his wounds. Just to be 100 make sure you dump the whole magazine in his head.

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    Maybe we can hear over here Mini Me

  • Sinonic13
    Sinonic13 5 days ago

    basicly he's deadpool?

  • Cole Sellers
    Cole Sellers 5 days ago +1

    Evil Superman = Brightburn
    Evil Wolverine = Michael Myers

  • Cole Sellers
    Cole Sellers 5 days ago

    Kevin Malone recommends we throw him in a tub of electricity. One shock can't do it

  • hotscottrulz
    hotscottrulz 5 days ago +1

    Throw him in a room, then fill that room with concrete. Bury the concrete block. Kill anyone who knows where it was buried. He’s not dead, but he is absolutely contained, especially if you fill as much of his body as possible with concrete as well.
    Alternatively, launch him into space. That should do it.

  • Papadoni
    Papadoni 5 days ago

    I mean the series is going on for about 40 years he will just die out of old in a couple of years and there you go.

  • Bruno Briseño
    Bruno Briseño 5 days ago

    10:27-10:38 the liquifier from mix to obliterate

  • Ryder Williams
    Ryder Williams 5 days ago +1

    Or you could just chop his head off

    • mihaiio C.
      mihaiio C. 3 days ago

      his lower body will instinctivly get the head back because of plot

  • Lord Necronis
    Lord Necronis 6 days ago +19

    This can be a really good series. 'Film Theory's Guide to Killing Horror Villains.'

  • Josh Stephen
    Josh Stephen 6 days ago

    Call a destruction god and Hakai him

    • mihaiio C.
      mihaiio C. 3 days ago

      Thanos: ohhh , snap , someone took the job first

  • Dat Boi
    Dat Boi 6 days ago

    Ez



    Call the Jason killer and Freddy they will have a 1v1v1 genius then you don’t die ayyayayayaaaaaayayayayaya

  • Gemspark
    Gemspark 6 days ago

    knock him unconcious and tear out his heart. no way to pump stem cells, no way to regenerate

  • Luke S
    Luke S 6 days ago

    Just send him into space

    • mihaiio C.
      mihaiio C. 3 days ago

      his body will live , but he will eventually stop thinking

  • Mr. Zimbel
    Mr. Zimbel 6 days ago

    How about this: You could get him to Chernobyl, lead him to the basement and then shove him into the elephant's foot. That should be enough radiation!

  • Bryson Hood
    Bryson Hood 6 days ago

    Couldn't you kill Deadpool and Wolverine this way?

  • Shadow Knight
    Shadow Knight 6 days ago

    How does MatPat end up making this dude funny?! I can't take any mentions or pictures of him seriously anymore! Especially when he uses that gun as a goddamn knife!

  • Seiyuōkami Himura
    Seiyuōkami Himura 6 days ago

    So basically drop a fat boy on him? That would do it.

  • Aidan King
    Aidan King 6 days ago

    How to kill Michael myers just do the same thing they did to Jason

    Blow him up

  • Esthela M. Ramos
    Esthela M. Ramos 6 days ago

    I thought mike Meyers name was mean guy from borhap

  • Southern Bell
    Southern Bell 7 days ago

    He was technically killed in the second one as it was supposed to be the end of him ( I only know this because I watch a lot of kill count I even watched the leprechaun kill count 🤢)